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ISIS Issues Threat To White House; Secret Service Taking "Appropriate Steps"

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While ISIS has issued direct threats against the US in the past week now that the US is officially droning and "humanitarianly advising" it (after having armed it for the past year), until now it was largely broad, diffuse statements. That changed in the last few hours when ABC reported a photo has emerged via Twitter which shows a hand holding up an image of a flag for ISIS, displayed on a smartphone, on Pennsylvania Avenue in front of the White House fence, an area which is frequented by thousands of tourists every day. The photo was tweeted from an apparently pro-ISIS Twitter handle @sunna_rev on Aug. 9.

And while the president is busy with his vacation, occasionally suffering a harsh interruption of his golf game to read off the teleprompter with the usual 30 minute delay when addressing such trivial topics as domestic rioting and yet another military intervention in Iraq, the secret service is on top of it, because threatening Americans is one thing, but closing in to a few hundred feet of the US president is something totally different. From ABC:

The Secret Service did not respond to an additional question about whether the tweet was believed to be authentic. The FBI has not yet responded to ABC News' request for comment on the tweet, its suspected origin, or whether it signifies a serious threat to the U.S.


A senior U.S. intelligence official told ABC that use of Twitter is consistent with ISIS practices. The group has shown to be at the forefront of social-media use among terrorist and militant groups, the official said.


"We have an intelligence division whose mission is to assess information that we receive every day for dangerousness or potential threat level," Secret Service spokesman Ed Donovan told ABC News. "We are aware of the image and will take the necessary and appropriate follow up steps."

In addition to the White House threat, there was a second photo in the tweet, one dated June 20, which shows two American flags appeared over an arched entryway.

The photo also shows a note which reads "Soldiers of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria will pass from here soon," followed by a Koran verse that read, "and Allah is perfecting His Light even though the disbelievers hate (that)."

The underlying tweet carries the following message:

We are in your state

We are in your cities

We are in your streets

Everywhere but Martha's Vineyard apparently.


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Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:26 | 5095048 BullyBearish
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Looks like Hebrew...

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:29 | 5095056 ZerOhead
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P.S.  Send more weapons and money or else

Regards ~ Abu Bakr

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:29 | 5095062 Latina Lover
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Phony controversy, to make it seem like ISIS is independent of the USSA. They are one and the same organism.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:39 | 5095111 Dr. Engali
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Say bye-bye to posse comitatus, this is another reason for them to have troops in the streets.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:43 | 5095130 negative rates
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Beware of anyone with a waistline larger than 38, he could be your next isis.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:12 | 5095249 max2205
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I am sure the NSA is on this as soon as they finish passing around the nude pictures you took of your wife or girl friend

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:36 | 5095368 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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Are they trying to hurt us or help us?

Don't forget about Congress, ISIS...

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:40 | 5095399 linniepar
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Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:57 | 5095474 AssFire
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lol, wrote something that might draw the SS attention..then quick edit.

Thank God they haven't started thought policing us yet or the whole ZH gang gets together at camp 7.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 22:02 | 5095497 palmereldritch
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Those Neo-Bolsheviks are indeed a busy bunch

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 22:06 | 5095516 dfwpike
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This story is all hype like a lot of ZH articles.

Wash, rince, repeat.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 22:13 | 5095553 netsludge
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Hype Hype Hype Hype Hype Hype Hype

Feds buying enough bullets for '24-year war

DHS Purchases 21.6 Million More Rounds of Ammunition

DHS Classifies Ammo Purchases Following Controversy

1.6 Billion Rounds Of Ammo For Homeland Security? It's Time For A National Conversation

Major General: Why Are Domestic Government Agencies Purchasing Enough Lethal Ammunition to Put 5 Rounds In Every American?

Government Cover-up of Ammo Buys Implodes

DHS Purchases 2,700 Light-Armored Tanks to Go With Their 1.6 Billion Bullet Stockpile

“They’re Setting The Stage For Violence In This Country. No Doubt About It” - Senator

DHS & Others Buy $2 Million of “No Hesitation Targets:” children, pregnant woman, and elderly

The DHS Is Turning Into A Mini-Army 

“Of course, since those [7,000 fully automatic] rifles are in government hands, not citizen hands, they’re not being called ‘assault rifles.’ The DHS refers to them instead as ‘personal defense weapons.’”

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 22:26 | 5095618 BigJim
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Just cohencidences, I'm sure.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 22:27 | 5095624 chumbawamba
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<-- Americans welcome the Caliphate and its Islamic overlords

<-- Just take the magic negro home and leave the rest of us alone

I am Chumbawamba.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 22:50 | 5095713 CheapBastard
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The SS will get back to you after they finished with Lolita ... and maybe they'll pay her for her services this time.

It's poor manners to Stiff a hooker, esp a Columbian one.


Fri, 08/15/2014 - 01:17 | 5096104 gatorboat
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And still no action at all by "patriots".  Total silence.

I think it's safe to say there won't be any action.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 07:01 | 5096476 doctor10
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The overthow of the Shah in 1979 was the defining moment -a warning-that America's reach exceeded her grasp. The Oligarchy has spent the remaining 30 years trying to prove otherwise. The domestic consequences of that pursuit, combined with abuse and neglect of all things "America" here at home-are about to come to a head. The Oligargchy will do ANYTHING to avoid accountability to Americans at this point.  The struggle is whether American's will yet enforce Constitutional accountability.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 22:07 | 5095524 booboo
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If so I want the top bunk and you mess with my shit I'll kill ya, you look at pictures of my girlfriend I'll kill ya, I don't like to be touched, you touch me...I'll kill ya

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 22:12 | 5095551 TheMeatTrapper
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Lighten up, Francis. :) 

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 23:35 | 5095880 cro_maat
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Since we will all be in camp 7 would you mind teaching me some trapping techniques that work inside a gulag? I don't think your videos will be available.

You can have my bread every lunchtime.



Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:58 | 5095487 Antifaschistische
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ISIS is just a bunch of pussies.  They could never do anything to the White House, or Congress.   Not even throwing a potato chip over the fence.   And if I'm wrong...prove it.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 22:34 | 5095656 chumbawamba
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Ah, reverse psychology.  Well played.

I am Chumbawamba.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:35 | 5095379 RECISION
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Would appropriate steps including  - waving the IS militants thru and letting them burn the White House to the ground?

That would seem like a win-win solution - for everyone...   :-)

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:54 | 5095467 Ms. Erable
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Can they at least wait 'til the Kenyan and the Wookie are home from vacation?

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 22:50 | 5095716 e_goldstein
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Does that ever happen?

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 22:59 | 5095762 EverythingEviL
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+ 5,000

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:36 | 5095385 erkme73
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Bet my next paycheck that is a CIA or NSA operative holding these things up for the photo.  Nothing but fear-mongering to get the sheep to surrender more rights.  Seems fitting. Boogyman version 2.0

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:48 | 5095438 Oldwood
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I honestly don't think there are all that many of us expecting anyone to show up and defend any of us. Ultimately this just feeds the chaos. No one knows who is friend or enemy much less what the rules are. There are plenty of people here cheering on the distruction of our country be it black looting and rampaging, radical muslim attacks or the humiliation Putin can put around our necks. Anyone who thinks any of this will end the better for the vast majority of us is nuts. If we don't care enough to save it nobody does.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:53 | 5095464 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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No one can predict the future, but I'll take my chances with more chaos over the direction things are heading.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 22:05 | 5095520 Harbanger
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Anyone can watch something slowly burn, what's to predict? he's talking about caring enough to save something, if there is anything of value left to be saved.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 22:18 | 5095576 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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It's the night before slaughter and the herd has busted through the fence and is scattering in all directions. Good for them.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 22:08 | 5095532 Oldwood
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Anyone who thinks this chaos will end up with a better America is simply stupid. Yes we got problems, yes things most definitely need to change but chaos is NOT the answer. There are forces aligned directing this chaos that when turned loose will make Ebola look like a blessing. Is Ferguson really what you want. Is Syria/Iraq/Israel/ Palestine really what we want? Does anyone see these populations improving? I understand the frustration, but this is going to get a lot worse and people I would assume you care about are going to be in it. Its not a video game, its not an anonymous bloggers wet dream. Its reality. The thing that everyone has been hiding from for much much too long, and its not just financial issues that have been existing in delusion.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 22:22 | 5095604 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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It's going to end badly regardless. There is no going back now. Granted, I have much more preparing to do, but the best thing I have right now is a sound body and mind.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 22:31 | 5095642 Tall Tom
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We do NOT have problems.


We are in a PREDICAMENT.


The difference is quite profound.


Problems have solutions. Predicaments DO NOT HAVE SOLUTIONS.


Your America DIED on September 11, 2001. (Some will argue that it was August 15, 1971, when Nixon killed the Gold Standard. Some will argue that it was killed in 1913 with the establishment of the Federal Reserve Banking Cartel. And those arguments are possibly valid when writing about the Finances of the USA.)


But, really, with the suspension of ALL CIVIL RIGHTS with the passage of the "Patriot Acts" America, the land that you once knew and loved PERISHED.


It is not coming back. It will not be resurrected. IT IS DEAD.


Now you can deny that all that you want. It will not change the fact.


You can be very angry about it, as I am, but it will not change the fact.


You can bargain, vote if you want, deal, try to affect a change. It still will not change the fact.


You can become very depressed about it. It can seize you to suffer the loss of someone you cherished, yes, Liberty was her name and Freedom was her game. But it will not change the fact.


And finally you can...ACCEPT THE FACT.


THERE ARE NO POLITICAL SOLUTIONS and that is the fact. America, the one that you knew, is NEVER GOING TO RETURN.


The only action these oligarch fuckers understand is the business end of a gun.


The main difference between Ferguson and Bundy Ranch, where the pusillanimous Government stood down is that the protestor in Nevada WERE ARMED.


That is where it must go because the price of Liberty and Freedom DEMANDS SPILLED BLOOD.


Otherwise we can continue to live under the jackboot of oppression. Not my style.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 23:31 | 5095863 disabledvet
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Lotta cash sitting on the table.  Be a shame not to share right at the moment when the most in need can have those needs met.

They've got some pretty good dance moves on the corner of Broad and Wall I hear too....

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 22:04 | 5095508 Tall Tom
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"If we fight them OVER THERE then we will not have to fight them over here."


Remember that nonsense line of Government RHETORIC, the NON SEQUTUR that so many of the American Public were so willingly duped by?


This is a transparent dangling carrot. It is so easy to see as it is transparent to all but the willingly blind.


Terrrrrists...Gotz to be careful...They will sneak up on you and kill da Prez...We NEED to bomb Iraq.


What a crock of shit.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 01:43 | 5096169 Calmyourself
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Hannity that NWO cocksucker is all concerned about Christians and Yazidis being killed in Iraq, sure you are Hannity, worthless shill..

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 22:16 | 5095572 dizzyfingers
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" If we don't care enough to save it nobody does."'

What many of us would want to save is gone, 'cause it was illusion. Nothing left to be saved.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:17 | 5095281 Harbanger
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Isis threatened to kidnap Barry and make him the head Calipha.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:20 | 5095308 Bossman1967
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he is already their bottom bitch

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:51 | 5095454 Harbanger
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I think he's cheering all this.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 22:09 | 5095528 Tall Tom
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Isis threatened to kidnap Barry and make him the head Calipha.




Isis threatened to kidnap Barry but, did not have make him give head to the Calipha, as he was more than willing.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 22:16 | 5095575 Harbanger
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Why would barry be more than willing to give head to a Calipha which is the wife of a Caliph.   That makes no sense son.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:42 | 5095117 Occident Mortal
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What kind of track record does the USA have with previously CIA supported Islamic fundamentalists organisations gone rogue?

What could possibly go wrong?

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:53 | 5095165 Carpenter1
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First rule of combat

1)Don't tell your opponent you're about to hit him and where.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:39 | 5095390 RECISION
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Unless you can do exactly what you say you will do.

Then it is a brilliant propaganda coup.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 22:28 | 5095628 TeethVillage88s
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Don't explain the US Monroe Doctrine, or US Covert Regime Change Actions from 1850s....

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 23:41 | 5095896 teslaberry
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no, then there is the tactic of telling your oponent you are going to hit him every day for weeks, years even. he never believes you because you've exhausted his patience and now you are no longer taken seriously. 


at that point, you position yourself in a manner to completely destroy your enemy, and because they no longer pay any attention to your maneuvers and positioning, they just LET YOU take the position from which you can do as you please. 


then you spring the action. 



this tactic too can be used, but takes time. i think it is particularly clever when the underdog does it. when the stronger power does it, it is like being boiled alive. you're in water and it feels okf, but  you don't know you're in trouble until it's too late. 

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:12 | 5095247 Ignatius
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USAma bin Laden 2.0

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:22 | 5095312 Dead Man Walking
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Clinton coined it as a pun on his "is is" thing

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:27 | 5095342 walküre
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Our guys pissed in every hole at Martha's Vineyard golf club

"Grave security threat"

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:54 | 5095463 TeethVillage88s
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It is not that Bad... instead of checking on who is giving blow jobs to whom ever else... they are going to check on who is screwing the guys in the Secret Service.

Badda-Bing0-Badda-boom. Finished.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 07:09 | 5096481 doctor10
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Prolly a love letter to Obama-from several triple letter alphabet agencies right here at home-suggesting he go on permanent vacation.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:27 | 5095051 ZerOhead
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ISIS must have forgotten where Israel is...

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:27 | 5095055 813kml
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Is there really any difference?

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:31 | 5095068 Latina Lover
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No there is no difference. ISIS is just another USSA invention, a boogyman to frighten the sheeple into compliance.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:33 | 5095084 813kml
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Between ISIS threats and Ferguson riots I demand no less than nationwide martial law so I can curl up safe in my Snuggie.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:36 | 5095101 VATICANT
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The Holy Pope says War is good. Isis is bad. Israel is great. Russia is bad. Junta is good

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:45 | 5095140 negative rates
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But puntang is bad.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:23 | 5095318 Bossman1967
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sure he like little choir boys to and I am Catholic and disgusted with the whole hierarchy

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:37 | 5095389 Keyser
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Yet another head-fake, leading to yet another false flag, which will result in the MSM whipping the sheeple into a froth, so the MIC can go bomb more brown people... 

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 22:04 | 5095499 BringOnTheAsteroid
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So why don't you denounce Catholicism. Never ceases to amaze me how people don't exercise their power over organisations by withdrawing consent. It's the easiest thing in the world to do, just don't show up to the church anymore and these child molesting mother fuckers and the hierarchy that protect them will very quickly get the message.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:46 | 5095423 harleyjohn45
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since when is puntang bad?

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:50 | 5095156 Dr. Engali
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Not according to Hillary.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:30 | 5095343 IRC162
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Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:38 | 5095392 Keyser
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my sentiments exactly... 

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:43 | 5095127 Occident Mortal
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ISIS have said they have no problem with Israel as the Palestinians are Alawites (same as Assad).

To ISIS, Israel is just another non-Sunni country same as Iran.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:30 | 5095353 tony wilson
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it weird you nose chief operating officer of isis eliot shimon simon elliot he born in tel aviv he fully trained caananite rabbi full blood ritual qualifications and certifcance all his talmud papers are kosher.

but the weird thing was when he converted into a mad mullah he forgot israels address

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 22:31 | 5095644 BigJim
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I keep seing this meme... not that I'd put it past them, but is there any proof this guy is really a Mossad asset?

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:27 | 5095053 TeamDepends
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Allah will get blowed real good in the White House.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:43 | 5095120 The Gooch
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Explosive golf balls.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:44 | 5095135 TeamDepends
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It's funny because Barry is a homo AND a muslim!!! Get it? Geez, do we have to spell it out for you?

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:15 | 5095275 The Gooch
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When will the WH name their pet goats?

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:34 | 5095369 tony wilson
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moshe barry is one of yours he is undercover yidman based on math kill ratios

yids zero

camel jocks half million plus

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:45 | 5095416 nmewn
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Yeah, first prez (evah!) to have attended a madrasa as a boi.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 22:09 | 5095535 tony wilson
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nmewn did you get that intel from a rabbi you rabbi : )

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 22:30 | 5095639 Kirk2NCC1701
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O'bummer a Muslim? Surely you jest!

More like a crypto-Zionist, judging by the results: BODY COUNT, lifestyle and positions in the halls of Power and Influence.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:27 | 5095058 joego1
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That ought to get Mcain hoppin around like a share cropper with fire ants in his crotch.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:37 | 5095104 XitSam
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So, no change then.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:29 | 5095061 djsmps
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Why wasn't it taken on Martha's Vineyard?

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:34 | 5095090 813kml
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Even raping and pillaging religious zealots have standards.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:42 | 5095118 nmewn
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Can't stand elitist snobs?

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:30 | 5095065 joego1
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The TSA must have missed the guy with the ISIS logo tatooed on his forehead.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:30 | 5095072 Latina Lover
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They made sure he passed through...

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:48 | 5095151 Infinite QE
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He got a job with them. Supervisor.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:09 | 5095242 HardAssets
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He had his sombrero pulled down low when he was waved through the US-Mexico  border.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:45 | 5095425 yogibear
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It was polically incorrect to single him out, they frisked the 80 year old white lady.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:30 | 5095067 Reaper
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Is Obama safe hiding behind Jarret's rear?

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:32 | 5095075 Latina Lover
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Could you think of a better shield? If she sat on Obama, he would disappear.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:24 | 5095321 Bossman1967
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hope not

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:32 | 5095076 Dr. Engali
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How long before the praetorian guard says they had enough and decide it's time to take out Caligula?

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:40 | 5095115 XitSam
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Throughout history, of people assassinated that had bodyguards, many were assassinated by a bodyguard.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:01 | 5095199 Stormtrooper
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Yes, see John Kennedy, 1963.  The Secret Service left plenty of room for the assassins bullet.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:01 | 5095201 samsara
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Hmm.   Do much reading on Ronald Reagan...?

Sat, 08/16/2014 - 12:56 | 5102357 XitSam
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I didn't say every. What's your point?

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:31 | 5095077 JuliaS
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Must be a viral marketing campaign for iPhone 6 iSIS

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:45 | 5095137 ebworthen
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Heh-heh.  Will Sirii be replaced with the voice of Achmed the dead Terrorist?

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:05 | 5095218 JuliaS
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Siri to be upgraded to Ibrahim al-aSiri.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:33 | 5095080 Da Yooper
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We are in your state

We are in your cities

We are in your streets



I am sooooo scarrrreddddd


Talk is cheap


Bring it

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:41 | 5095119 Publicus
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Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:42 | 5095123 oddjob
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Does being an agent provocateur pay well?

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:40 | 5095403 Keyser
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no, but the fringe benfits rock!!!


Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:46 | 5095145 SmackDaddy
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yeah, these assholes are going to make life real hard on the good muslims who live here, like my neighbor.  oh well, if theyre arab, i say fuck 'em....

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:25 | 5095332 Bossman1967
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reminds me of season 5 of 24

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:44 | 5095412 WhackoWarner
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YOU BLOODY WELL BETTER BE SCARED.  Have you no idea how infinitley "hated" the USA is,  ARE you really that clueless?

Apparently so.  Your comments are really what is wrong,

With all due respect you are an idiot.  Your attitude is ignorant, Your government sucks, Your currency is nothing better than Mafia extortion, Your miliitary s recruited from your mass unemployment, Your media is propoganda. Your leaders are bought and sold like Kardashian celebrities. Your poor have no reason to be there in any just society that was not bought ans sold decades ago. Your PHD's are barely able to spell let alone pinpoint on any map the location of any other nation.

You have bribed and bougth the Supreme Court to the point that defying any logic, they "say Corporations are people".  WTF.  What frigging idiot allows that? 

And now you got the nerve to tell the world to "bring it on"????

Who the fuck do you think you are?

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 22:03 | 5095503 Professorlocknload
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Apparently, he is someone who is not easily terrorized. You?

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 22:26 | 5095616 AlaricBalth
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All salient points except the spelling accusation.
You are tossing stones from a glass house.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:36 | 5095082 DrHydralisk
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Message reads "Washington please refrain from critising Israel".

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:35 | 5095085 F0ster
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Luckily DC has supplied the wannabe soldier police force with a trillion tax (printed) dollars worth of domestic military to prevent this threat.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:34 | 5095092 Samual Adams
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Wow, is this the perfect set up to get real Troops on the Ground in the M.E.?   ISIS makes attempt dear leader.,..... wait here is the proof, perfect passports that floated from the sky and look at all these letters, oh wait we found a video of an ISIS top commander saying white house is ours.


Seems plausable,  anything to get the masses to support MOAR M.E. Boots!

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:38 | 5095105 Zoomorph
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Threats usually come in place action. If they could easily harm the states they'd be doing it rather than giving warnings which will surely be ignored. But then again, this is unlikely to be really affiliated with the ISIS.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:39 | 5095107 ebworthen
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Pretty sure it says:  "And it's one, two, three what are fightin' for?
Don't ask me I don't give a dam, next stop is Virgin land!"

Gives "carrying Allah's light" a whole new meaning.

Crusades of the 21st Century.

Time to read "Don Quixote" again.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:39 | 5095110 nmewn
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"Everywhere but Martha's Vineyard apparently."

lulz...or Missouri or the Hamptons or kicking down Buffets or Soro's backdoor. Its like BitCoin in a nation wide power outage.

Its everywhere you want to be but aren't ;-)

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:43 | 5095128 Boomberg
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Whoa, taking pics of buildings and flags in a tourist area. Be afraid, be very very afraid. 

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 22:35 | 5095663 BigJim
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Look, if these guys have worked out how to use a cameraphone, who knows what other technical marvels they might yet master?

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:43 | 5095129 himaroid
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Hey oBUMMER weasel, be nice and MAYBE the TEA Party will protect you.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:06 | 5095227 boattrash
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NEWS ALERT: Just out. Secret Service reports, Threat not real. Statement, "If the Tweet would have been of a Golf Course, we would've gone to Def-Con 3".

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 23:24 | 5095258 Kirk2NCC1701
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Let me know when they threaten Nuttynyahoo, Tel Aviv or Zionists.

Until they do, it's just another CYA operation, with the Mo'sad crowd steering things.

p.s. Thank you for the Red Arrow from my ever present stalker/un-fan.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:45 | 5095133 Seasmoke
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Looks like it was written by Jack Lew. 

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:45 | 5095139 joego1
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Shit! Now there going to have to protect us even MOAR! I hate it when they  start protecting us!

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 02:28 | 5095533 BringOnTheAsteroid
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They're going to protect the fuck out of you.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:46 | 5095143 GrinandBearit
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If I see Obama's head on stick within 72 hours... I will convert to Islam.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:59 | 5095188 nmewn
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If you see that, you'll have no choice but to convert.

Outside of paying a different tax to your new masters ;-)

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:39 | 5095395 Bossman1967
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new master sAme as the old now the woman in berka would slow Isis down an American woman not being able to show some skin wow Isis would be fucked. so let's get the women involved they will stop this

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:47 | 5095434 nmewn
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Promise Frrrreee Pills!!! and I'm sure it will work.

God I swear we are so stupid.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:46 | 5095146 STG5IVE
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Threat or not, ISIS is crazy. Here is what they are doing to Muslims in Syria. Don't think that it can't happen here. WARNING: This is extremely graphic. Watch at your own risk:

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:04 | 5095220 Jab Cross Hook
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No rubber gloves, eh? Wait until Ebola lands over there. Should save everyone lots of work.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:13 | 5095262 Aussiekiwi
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bullish glove manufacturers, always half full.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:23 | 5095317 GuyJeans
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They are crazy, however they are following their instruction manual to the t.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 22:37 | 5095669 Oldwood
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Nuke em from orbit...its the only way to be sure.

For all the idiots who believe they can remain above the fray, not take sides. Watch as Obama tries to do it and see where we end up. The world is not and never has been at peace. It is a continual war, if not between nations or religions, then between each other. At some point you will have to take sides, or die alone.

I will kill to survive but only when I have no other choice. These mother fucking "in the name of Allah" fucks are not killing to survive. They are doing it because they like it. As this grows, it will become us or them. It really doesn't matter who's fault it is or who is more just. Its about survival and when you are faced with THIS, there will be but one choice. No capitulation, no treaty, no nothing will save us, except our desire to live...what ever that takes. We may hate what our government, and by default, our country has become, but a person would genuinely have to be nuts to want anything these crazed murders could offer.

Or is it all going to be the Pope's fault because he has been secretly meeting with space aliens?


Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:48 | 5095154 gdiamond22
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Really glad those terrorists are on the run, the NSA isn't spying on us and preventing terrorists from entering our country. I'm also happy that our overseas intervention has made us safer here at home and made the world a freer happier place for all.

Fucking /sarc

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:55 | 5095173 JuliaS
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Our boots on the ground 3.0 is working. ISIS is getting the hell out of Iraq and hiding out in the US.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 23:29 | 5095857 Kirk2NCC1701
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If so, it won't raise the count for the number of Crazies, but it'll probably raise the IQ. /s

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:49 | 5095155 Seize Mars
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...and False Flag...away!

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:13 | 5095196 JuliaS
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That's the cheapest false flag I've ever seen. Free if that's an Obamaphone.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:57 | 5095164 Seize Mars
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Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:03 | 5095210 JuliaS
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Someone's having a period.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:17 | 5095288 messymerry
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Hey Mars, would you like a rag with that? 

On silver:  A quarter will still buy you a gallon of gas...


Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:56 | 5095174 samsara
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A year or so ago,  deep in a think tank somewhere a hypothetical conversation may have taken place.


Guy 1 talking:  The terrorist threat of alCIAda is getting long in the tooth.  We've done the domestic terrorist thing and that had unintended consequences of just making more mad and buying more guns and growing in numbers.

We need something new. Foriegn,  bigger, badder, crazier, scaryer.  What do we have to work with?

Guy 2:  We,  Me and charley were thinking of banding together all the bad asses we accumulated from Afgan. Iraq, Libya, Egypt, and so on, and having them run crazy over there. 

Guy 3: Have them do that Syrian 'cut out their heart and eat it thing' or beheadings.  Give the Kurds the control of the northern oil, 

Guy 2: Hell, we don't even have to fund it or arm it.  Listen to this,  We let them capture a Bank with a lot of actual currency, and have them take over armories, and bases.  We get to buy them again...

Guy 1: Well that sounds pretty good.  We could then get one of our drugged 'acquaintances'  to do a selfie from Penn Ave. or something...

That and a pandamic scare, we could go martial law if we wanted to...   Well draw up some ideas and put it together.... 

Oh, and give it an Egyptian name, as a tip of the hat...

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:19 | 5095296 msmith9962
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And it would be the two intel guys talking in the office from the movie burn after reading.  Characters were perfect.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:45 | 5095422 Bay Area Guy
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LOL.  That was such a funny movie.  Loved the end where the head guy said something like, "Well, what the fuck did we learn from all this.  I guess we learned not to do that again."  I was howling at that.  Delivered with such deadpan too.  I can see our "intelligence" guys having that exact conversation.


Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:19 | 5095299 Kirk2NCC1701
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Sounds like "The Expendables 3 -- The Mother of all Expendables".

It's what you have to resort to, when a single Star/Villain no longer has the drawing power.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:58 | 5095180 Bill of Rights
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Your all not reading it correct it says " if you like your Photoshop you can keep your Photoshop. "

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:03 | 5095212 nmewn
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Thats about bozo with a tablet.

Calling Rachel Maddow now!

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:10 | 5095245 boattrash
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Yep, We need some "common sense" tablet control legislation passed immediately!

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:51 | 5095450 nmewn
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Even better "Comprehensive" common sense Tablet Control!!!

And then there is no more problem with it...evah!!! ;-)

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:59 | 5095185 Berspankme
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Isis searching for a marathon

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:59 | 5095190 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Nothing illegal about taking pictures with ISIS flags in front of the WH.

Call me when they march through ground zero of Israel 2.0 and make a mockery of the police state pulling a stunt using tinfoil pans and bleached flags.

I'll be impressed if they manage to get into the WH and take a selfie with that flag.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:00 | 5095195 Gold is money -...
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I will shoot them in my state

I will shoot them in my city

Their blood will run in my street

Come get some motherfucker

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