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The Most Commonly Spoken Language In Your State Is...

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Aside from English (and Spanish), you may be surprised to find out what the most spoken language in your state is...



For those that do not know, Tagalog is an Austronesian language.

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Fri, 08/15/2014 - 18:16 | 5099984 El Vaquero
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Navajo, BITCHEZ!

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 18:20 | 5100002 gh0atrider
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voulez-vous achete mon Bitcoins?

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 18:24 | 5100023 kaiserhoff
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The illegals outnumber the locals in two of my favorite beaneries, (Virginia), and they are not speaking Tagalog.


Fri, 08/15/2014 - 18:28 | 5100031 BC6
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i didn't realize Oregon is the place to go look for a Russian bride instead of online.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 18:31 | 5100042 SoberOne
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Zee Germans! 

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 18:33 | 5100053 Ignatius
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And Polish in Illinois, home of 'our' fearless leader.  I'm sure it's just coincidence.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 18:39 | 5100073 McMolotov
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I'm shocked by the absence of Pig Latin.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 18:47 | 5100095 Richard Chesler
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Not Douche in DC?


Fri, 08/15/2014 - 18:50 | 5100103 Skateboarder
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I woulda figured Hebrew.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 18:53 | 5100110 Sashko89
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I need to move to Oregon...

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 19:00 | 5100137 knukles
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Been the problem with all the fashion and trend tag-a-longs in California from the beginning.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 19:20 | 5100198 Pure Evil
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California is not the Ebonics capital of the world?

Who knew?

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 20:36 | 5100516 Elvis the Pelvis
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The most common language in my home state is Redneck.  They forgot to list it.  Bitchez.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 21:43 | 5100746 fuu
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Hmong the living, follow me or die!

Sat, 08/16/2014 - 02:05 | 5101263 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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The majority of these languages are European in origin. You fellows really need to work on diversity.

Sat, 08/16/2014 - 02:19 | 5101283 Miles Ahead
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@Pure Evil: California is not the Ebonics capital of the world?

Who knew?

yo mamma prolly knew, most def maufka...

@Sashko: I need to move to Oregon...

Word.  But don't worry; a few more bonehead moves by 0 and you gonna have your choice of states to find Putin's finest.  OH, AR, NC, etc.  Won't matter.  Let 0 keep fuckin' with the grand master...

Sat, 08/16/2014 - 05:33 | 5101429 Headbanger
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What no Esperanto!!?

And Double Talk is the most spoken language in DC by far.

Sat, 08/16/2014 - 11:54 | 5102124 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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For the record, I was being sarcastic.

Sat, 08/16/2014 - 18:18 | 5103135 MontgomeryScott
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I live in one of the states that supposedly speaks 'German'. I've been from east to west, and north to south, and have lived here for 24 years, and I have yet to run in to ONE PERSON that can actually sprechen Deutsch. This INCLUDES HAYDEN LAKE. The Bascos are a sub-set, though, in certain areas. Is 'Mormon' a language?

Muzzies in Michigan and Mandarins in New York are not entirely surprising, though (although I would actually have expected New York and Florida to be listed as 'Yiddish').

Heilige verdammte scheibe!

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 08:48 | 5108097 N2OJoe
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Italian is NOT the 3rd most spoken language in my state.The real list is:



Whatever those smelly indians speak

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 20:34 | 5100507 Miffed Microbio...
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I listen to Tagalog all day Knuks. It used to be not allowed. A while back two nurses were talking in front of a patient. One was trying to get the other to work her shift the next day. It came out sounding like " She gonna die" to the patient. Well the shit hit the fan and the policy was made for only English on the job. Well, I believe it was our glorious state that struck that policy down and now it is illegal to require this.

I might as well learn the language at this point and understand all the shit their talking about us white minority.


Fri, 08/15/2014 - 22:11 | 5100805 palmereldritch
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If it gets to lunch sharing, here's a word that will come in handy


Fri, 08/15/2014 - 23:02 | 5100941 Miffed Microbio...
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Yes, that was pronominally displayed at our last potluck. Miss Manners would have scolded Miffed for not sampling it and ahhhing in delight to please the bearer of such an offering. I need to learn cultural sensitivity. Considering I flunked sexual harassment training, this does not bode well.


Fri, 08/15/2014 - 23:23 | 5100995 palmereldritch
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LOL It's the only Filipino word I know but it's one of those words that once you know what it means you.can.never.forget

Sat, 08/16/2014 - 23:57 | 5103948 Borrow Owl
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I once had the dubious pleasure of being in the same room when somebody got the bright idea to microwave one of those things.

Trust me: THAT is a smell you will NEVER forget.


Fri, 08/15/2014 - 19:11 | 5100163 Harbanger
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Press 1 for English,

Press 2 for learn to speak English

Press 3 to hang up

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 19:18 | 5100195 duo
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I Ebonics still considered a language?

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 19:23 | 5100217 knukles
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In CA if it's not being spoken by white Anglo-Saxon protestant males, it is automatically an official subjugated repressed minority fully compensatable under the state's White Man's Burden and Guilt Programme of 1967

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 19:29 | 5100256 Skateboarder
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More and more, I hear normal guys, white, black, brown, yellow, even orange, who are supposed to be speaking regular English, going for the 'gangsta' talk, without being a real 'gangsta.' Only if they understood how awkward and retarded they objectively sound.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 19:43 | 5100313 Harbanger
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That shows the power of the media to change a culture and shape it's opinions.  It's not awkward if the majority are doing it, it's still retard though.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 19:47 | 5100322 LetThemEatRand
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LOL.  # /sarc  ;)


Fri, 08/15/2014 - 19:52 | 5100340 Harbanger
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What Lola? the left or their media did not invent internet slang.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 20:00 | 5100364 LetThemEatRand
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Are you fucking retarded, Harbanger?  The Left and the media did not invent Ghetto slang either.  They just made it popular.   LOL.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 20:06 | 5100387 Harbanger
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That's the point, they made Ghetto culture popular in the US which made it the norm among many young people.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 20:10 | 5100412 CheapBastard
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All part of the Dumbing Down process.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 23:37 | 5101026 LetThemEatRand
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Fri, 08/15/2014 - 19:34 | 5100277 Harbanger
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Language, culture and borders is what defines any country and every one of these, the left has been destroying in the US since the 60's.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 19:46 | 5100320 knukles
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Hallelujah brother

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 21:11 | 5100644 Ness.
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Dr. Savage approves this message.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 22:45 | 5100904 Crawdaddy
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And when the lefties stumble in destroying the borders, culture, language, the right is there to pick up the ball and get it over the goal line.

Sat, 08/16/2014 - 12:04 | 5102159 A Nanny Moose
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Fri, 08/15/2014 - 20:27 | 5100484 AGuy
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"Not Douche in DC?"

No, the speak the langauge of Marxism, which of course is different than the language of the Marx Bros.


Fri, 08/15/2014 - 21:13 | 5100649 swmnguy
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There hasn't been a Marxist in Washington DC since at least McCarthy's HUAC hearings.  If even then.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 21:36 | 5100721 kaiserhoff
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I lived in DC for eight years.  Either


1.  You have never been there, and have no idea what goes on in the place, or

2.  You are a libtard parasite with shit for brains.



Sat, 08/16/2014 - 18:28 | 5103169 MontgomeryScott
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The FEDERAL RESERVE is MARXIST. They've had a link in D.C. since early 1914.

I'll let Marx himself define Marxism (so that twats like 'swmnguy' can get the idea).

TEN PLANKS OF THE COMMUNIST PARTY, by the Jewish Journalist "Mordechai Levi," via the nom de plume of "Karl Marx":

1. Abolition of private property and the application of all rent to public purpose.

2. A heavy progressive or graduated income tax.

3. Abolition of all rights of inheritance.

4. Confiscation of the property of all emigrants and rebels.

5. Centralization of credit in the hands of the State, by means of a national bank with state capital and an exclusive monopoly.

6. Centralization of the means of communication and transportation in the hands of the State.

7. Extension of factories and instruments of production owned by the State, the bringing into cultivation of waste lands, and the improvement of the soil generally in accordance with a common plan.

8. Equal liability of all to labor. Establishment of Industrial armies, especially for agriculture.

9. Combination of agriculture with manufacturing industries; gradual abolition of the distinction between town and country by a more equable distribution of the population over the country.

10. Free education for all children in government schools. Abolition of children's factory labor in its present form. Combination of education with industrial production, etc. etc.

Sat, 08/16/2014 - 10:01 | 5101718 U4 eee aaa
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Different but only slightly

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 18:53 | 5100112 SuperRay
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#1 in Washington, DC is Bullshit

#1 in the capital every state is Bullshit

#1 in NY is Bullshit (south of Soho especially)

#1 in NY and Washington - FRN's

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 23:08 | 5100963 KnuckleDragger-X
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That's reserved for DC....

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 23:13 | 5100967 NoPension
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And....I'm late to the party.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 23:12 | 5100970 NoPension
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