The Most Commonly Spoken Language In Your State Is...

Tyler Durden's picture

Aside from English (and Spanish), you may be surprised to find out what the most spoken language in your state is...



For those that do not know, Tagalog is an Austronesian language.

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El Vaquero's picture

Navajo, BITCHEZ!

gh0atrider's picture

voulez-vous achete mon Bitcoins?

kaiserhoff's picture

The illegals outnumber the locals in two of my favorite beaneries, (Virginia), and they are not speaking Tagalog.


BC6's picture

i didn't realize Oregon is the place to go look for a Russian bride instead of online.

Ignatius's picture

And Polish in Illinois, home of 'our' fearless leader.  I'm sure it's just coincidence.

McMolotov's picture

I'm shocked by the absence of Pig Latin.

Sashko89's picture

I need to move to Oregon...

knukles's picture

Been the problem with all the fashion and trend tag-a-longs in California from the beginning.

Pure Evil's picture

California is not the Ebonics capital of the world?

Who knew?

Elvis the Pelvis's picture

The most common language in my home state is Redneck.  They forgot to list it.  Bitchez.

fuu's picture

Hmong the living, follow me or die!

Miffed Microbiologist's picture

I listen to Tagalog all day Knuks. It used to be not allowed. A while back two nurses were talking in front of a patient. One was trying to get the other to work her shift the next day. It came out sounding like " She gonna die" to the patient. Well the shit hit the fan and the policy was made for only English on the job. Well, I believe it was our glorious state that struck that policy down and now it is illegal to require this.

I might as well learn the language at this point and understand all the shit their talking about us white minority.


palmereldritch's picture

If it gets to lunch sharing, here's a word that will come in handy

Miffed Microbiologist's picture

Yes, that was pronominally displayed at our last potluck. Miss Manners would have scolded Miffed for not sampling it and ahhhing in delight to please the bearer of such an offering. I need to learn cultural sensitivity. Considering I flunked sexual harassment training, this does not bode well.


palmereldritch's picture

LOL It's the only Filipino word I know but it's one of those words that once you know what it means you.can.never.forget

Borrow Owl's picture


I once had the dubious pleasure of being in the same room when somebody got the bright idea to microwave one of those things.

Trust me: THAT is a smell you will NEVER forget.


Harbanger's picture

Press 1 for English,

Press 2 for learn to speak English

Press 3 to hang up

duo's picture

I Ebonics still considered a language?

knukles's picture

In CA if it's not being spoken by white Anglo-Saxon protestant males, it is automatically an official subjugated repressed minority fully compensatable under the state's White Man's Burden and Guilt Programme of 1967

Skateboarder's picture


More and more, I hear normal guys, white, black, brown, yellow, even orange, who are supposed to be speaking regular English, going for the 'gangsta' talk, without being a real 'gangsta.' Only if they understood how awkward and retarded they objectively sound.

Harbanger's picture

That shows the power of the media to change a culture and shape it's opinions.  It's not awkward if the majority are doing it, it's still retard though.

LetThemEatRand's picture

LOL.  # /sarc  ;)


Harbanger's picture

What Lola? the left or their media did not invent internet slang.

LetThemEatRand's picture

Are you fucking retarded, Harbanger?  The Left and the media did not invent Ghetto slang either.  They just made it popular.   LOL.

Harbanger's picture

That's the point, they made Ghetto culture popular in the US which made it the norm among many young people.

Harbanger's picture

Language, culture and borders is what defines any country and every one of these, the left has been destroying in the US since the 60's.

Ness.'s picture

Dr. Savage approves this message.

Crawdaddy's picture

And when the lefties stumble in destroying the borders, culture, language, the right is there to pick up the ball and get it over the goal line.

AGuy's picture

"Not Douche in DC?"

No, the speak the langauge of Marxism, which of course is different than the language of the Marx Bros.


swmnguy's picture

There hasn't been a Marxist in Washington DC since at least McCarthy's HUAC hearings.  If even then.

kaiserhoff's picture

I lived in DC for eight years.  Either


1.  You have never been there, and have no idea what goes on in the place, or

2.  You are a libtard parasite with shit for brains.



MontgomeryScott's picture

The FEDERAL RESERVE is MARXIST. They've had a link in D.C. since early 1914.

I'll let Marx himself define Marxism (so that twats like 'swmnguy' can get the idea).

TEN PLANKS OF THE COMMUNIST PARTY, by the Jewish Journalist "Mordechai Levi," via the nom de plume of "Karl Marx":

1. Abolition of private property and the application of all rent to public purpose.

2. A heavy progressive or graduated income tax.

3. Abolition of all rights of inheritance.

4. Confiscation of the property of all emigrants and rebels.

5. Centralization of credit in the hands of the State, by means of a national bank with state capital and an exclusive monopoly.

6. Centralization of the means of communication and transportation in the hands of the State.

7. Extension of factories and instruments of production owned by the State, the bringing into cultivation of waste lands, and the improvement of the soil generally in accordance with a common plan.

8. Equal liability of all to labor. Establishment of Industrial armies, especially for agriculture.

9. Combination of agriculture with manufacturing industries; gradual abolition of the distinction between town and country by a more equable distribution of the population over the country.

10. Free education for all children in government schools. Abolition of children's factory labor in its present form. Combination of education with industrial production, etc. etc.

U4 eee aaa's picture

Different but only slightly

SuperRay's picture

#1 in Washington, DC is Bullshit

#1 in the capital every state is Bullshit

#1 in NY is Bullshit (south of Soho especially)

#1 in NY and Washington - FRN's

NoPension's picture

And....I'm late to the party.

N0TME's picture

"Pig Latin"

Official language of Ferguson police officers.   

ajax's picture



I'm shocked by the absence of Hebrew and Yiddish


Kirk2NCC1701's picture

An I'm amazed at the absence of Ebonics. 

Were they not aksed?  Dat be rayciss!

Lost Word's picture

There is a large Polish population in Chicago.

They are generally good white people in a mostly Black and Hispanic city.

Many Irish and Polish Police Officers in Chicago.

When I worked in downtown Chicago years ago, I had a good friend who was Polish.

I went to his Chicago wedding celebration, his wedding to an attractive Polish girl.


Lanka's picture

It is rumored that the only city with more Polish than Chicago is Warsaw.

willwork4food's picture

Dont knock the Polish people. I've worked with them and they're hard working and the girls are some of the most beautifull in the world. Why all the jokes about them is beyond me.