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Fri, 08/15/2014 - 21:34 | 5100713 ShakaZulu
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Bonz you're ahead of your time.  But only until some Illuminati agent presses that red button.  Then none of us will be able to keep up with this crap.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 21:40 | 5100734 wisefool
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They are actually slovenly if you asked me.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 19:32 | 5100270 Flying Wombat
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While NATO is making a huff about the aledged attack on aledged Russian military entering the Ukraine over the last 24 hours, no one in the media (other than me) has spotlighted the proven propaganda story earlier this week regarding a similar so-called Russian military border crossing that none other than Ukraine's own Minister of Internal Affairs, Arsen Avakov said was "fake."

This is loopy.  

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More Lies From Western-Backed Ukraine? Curious Case Of Military Convoy Story EARLIER This Week

TND Exclusive:  Eric Dubin

http://thenewsdoctors.com/?p=197295 

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 18:30 | 5100035 Yen Cross
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  I'll bet the Presidential quarters are being thrashed with Valerie Jarrett and her throngs of ?

  I'm sure TOTUS is enjoying Camp Responsibility/  aka Camp Man Up.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 17:57 | 5099916 esum
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ok so nato is going to war for EU winter heat.....OR to save a non-nato quasi debtor nation....seriously doubt it... obumbler will draw more red lines and bend over again and putin will put it so far up obama's ass it will protrude from his purple lips... 

"ussa dusted off its 20 year old war plan for russia" general dempsey..... what a fucking joke....  general dempsey, hagel, brennan a bunch of third rate ass licking shit for brains political players.... a joke on amerika.... amerika conducts politically correct war and uses ROE that puts troops lives in danger...  where is our modern general sherman (maybe general franks).... the berlin wall the russians built was only a few inches thick in places so they could ride their tanks right through it when they attacked... now there is NO ONE LEFT TO STOP THEM... but why bother.... let the useless pieces of shit freeze to death.. if they wont fight to protect themselves why shouLD the ussa step up AGAIN... 

on second thought maybe obma will go to war since biden's son was given a juicy position in the company that would like to develop the shale and petro resources in ukraine... 

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 17:28 | 5099813 Fred C Dobbs
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Laughed out loud again Mr. Banzai.  Thank you.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 17:03 | 5099729 assistedliving
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thats the problem these days.  there's so much bull chip people can no longer hear it for what it is.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 12:02 | 5098014 shovelhead
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A couple more bags under the eyes and that could be Bob Dylan.

"Well it could be the Devil

Or it could be the Lord

But you got to serve sombody."

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 12:00 | 5098013 blindman
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w,
have you ever considered a sideline of digital
assistant to a hollywood, or d.c., plastic surgeon
practice? i bet there is a niche for that.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 12:16 | 5098112 williambanzai7
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I once met a guy whose wife had the most lucrative plastic surgery practices in Hollywood. Do you know what her specialty was?

Penis implants. She acutally implanted pumps.

Now that just figures.

This presaged the advent of Viagra. But I am sure enlargements are still in demand for those flacid fuckers ;-)

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 12:58 | 5098336 Bastiat
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Here's a not so funny thought on that: one doc I know of says, "ED stands for Early Death--I consider every patient with erectile dysfunction to be a heart patient until proven otherwise."   A limp dick is the canary in the coal mine (as it were)--if blood's not getting to erectile tissue it's often an early sign of atherosclerosis -- flow is likely restricted to the heart muscle too.  But they don't tell you that in the Viagra/Cialis adverts.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 13:40 | 5098597 besnook
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once your dick is done you are done. it makes natural sense since procreating is the only special purpose the human animal(like the rest of the animals) has.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 14:21 | 5098791 Jumbotron
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"i can't imagine submitting my member to
a married woman with a surgical blade,
it just seems wrong somehow?"

 

Are you married ?  If so....imagine it.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 14:40 | 5098884 blindman
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j,
yea, i'm married but we have a few
rules when it comes to surgical blades.
why, just this morning, my wife informed me
that she is going to drop the phrase "grow a pair",
to be replaced with "grow a twat" as "that thing
can take a beating", unlike the pair that brings
down the whole system with a light kick.. ...
ah/er.., so maybe you have a point?
i said too much of the wrong thing again.
damn

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 16:44 | 5099619 Berspankme
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my wife told me she wants a good 12 inches. I told her I won't get a penis reduction for anyone

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 15:24 | 5099114 optimator
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My wife compares me with the Revolutinary Heroes of 1776.  I once overheard her telling a friend I remind her of the Minutemen.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 16:19 | 5099469 GeezerGeek
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On a recent car-oriented show, a gentleman - one of the hosts - went drag racing for the first time. After completing a quarter-mile run in under 10 seconds he said something to the effect that he'd never had so much fun in such a short time since the last time he had sex.

Your wife should consider herself lucky.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 12:40 | 5098236 blindman
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i can't imagine submitting my member to
a married woman with a surgical blade,
it just seems wrong somehow?

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 11:53 | 5097968 besnook
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send in the clowns.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 13:39 | 5098590 dontgoforit
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They're all already assembled here on ZH.  Yours truly amongst them, I might add.  Sing it Judy.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 16:00 | 5099364 Squid Viscous
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and why are you here, dickface?

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 16:21 | 5099484 dontgoforit
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Wouldn't take nuthin' to open up a can of whoopass on you, punk.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 11:53 | 5097965 blindman
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15 AUGUST 2014
Nomi Prins: All the President's Bankers
http://jessescrossroadscafe.blogspot.com/2014/08/nomi-prins-all-presiden...
...."she...is not able to delve into the international ties between the global central Banks, particularly between London and New York. She instead concentrates on what she might call 'the Big Six' of American Banks, which is a large enough subject itself."
...jca

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 15:59 | 5097925 Squid Viscous
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"Iraq has WMDs. It is not something we think, it is something we know. Iraq has itself admitted that it has had mustard gas, nerve gas, anthrax, but Saddam won't disclose. He won't tell us where and how these weapons have been destroyed. We know this from the UN inspectors, so there is no doubt in my mind."

Anders "Fogh of War" Ramussen

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 16:53 | 5099672 TheFourthStooge-ing
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I guess when General Colon Bowel squeezed out that steamer, Antlers Phogg Rasmuttonhead gobbled it up.

It explains that shit eating expression on his face.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 12:02 | 5097912 blindman
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i guess yellen eyes and mel brooks mouth with mel
gibson's nose. i'm least sure on the nose.
maybe lloyd blankfien's?
the people of the world need a bigger boat.
.
BRICs Bank to Falicitate A NWO Without The USA - Anthony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N-AV5A5dKE&list=UUweyNwo4cZM5gsIpuG4Zlew
.
from bunnyswanson on another thread.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 10:37 | 5097404 williambanzai7
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