"God Willing, We Will Raise The Flag Of Allah In The White House" - A Deeper Look Inside ISIS

Tyler Durden's picture

"God willing, we will raise the flag of Allah in the White House."

This is what an ISIS militant told the camera when we watched the first two parts of Vice News' groundbreaking inside look into the Islamic State's caliphate, which showed how, in part one, the highly organized Jihadist force came seemingly out of nowhere, and in an unprecedented landgrab in Iraq and Syria, succeeded in forming its own sovereign and religious state; in part two, reporter Medyan Dairieh, who spent three weeks in the Islamic State, looked at how ISIS indoctrinates children into fundamentalist ideology and took a stroll through an ISIS military parade proudly featuring confiscated (or is that gifted?) US vehicles.

And while we still don't know if ISIS is anywhere near close to making good on its threat to the American president's place of residence, here are the next two parts of Vice's 5-part "Islamic State" series.

In part 3, the VICE News crew observes how Sharia law is enforced in the capital Raqqa: it joins the "Hisbah", or the Sharia police on their daily patrols during Ramadan, and witnesses how they check on shops and scrutinize produce, while at the same time ensuring their strict rules on women’s appearances are adhered to. The crew then goes to an Islamic State prison and speaks with inmates accused of abusing drugs and selling alcohol. The prisoners’ punishments are revealed as well as how they have since “rediscovered” their devotion to the Islamic faith since their incarceration — but are yet to be granted permission to declare their allegiance to the caliph, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.


In part 4 VICE News visits the Sharia courts where those accused of infractions are sentenced to harsh penalties, including death by crucifixion. But the courts don’t just handle crime. Citizens can bring all manners of complaints, including family disputes, and see the Islamic State’s form of justice doled out.

With unprecedented access, VICE News reporter Medyan Dairieh also visits the section of the court specifically set up for Christians, where the Islamic State discusses its treatment of minorities, and sees a former Armenian Catholic Church that has been converted into an Islamic center.

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Newsboy's picture

Maybe if you carry a little flag of Allah in your pocket and take a tour, it can all work out.

economics9698's picture

These incompetent assholes cannot even take out Israel.

strannick's picture

Their problem is that they confuse God with Allah

max2205's picture

MIC never stops making up new threats...guess what, we don't care anymore

Greenskeeper_Carl's picture

No shit. Why are they bothering with this whole 'take over America' nonsense. Sounds like some Fox News scare mongering. The only Americans these people are a threat to is the ones currently in those countries and there is a simple solution to that- bring them home, and stay the fuck out of the ME

Skateboarder's picture

You can't inch towards turnkey totalitarianism without paying turban-wearing "muslim extremists", likely composed of mercenaries and genuine loonies, threatening to take over your presidential palace. I swear I saw that shit in like 300 gajillion movies.

palmereldritch's picture

That flag's got the wrong Pin placement to get Barry's attention

Quus Ant's picture

I know there will not be a prize, but I totally called this one.

Syrian rebels call for Iraq-style US airstrikes against ISIS.

"The plea for US-led strikes in Syria comes as reports emerged of some 700 tribal members in eastern Syria being slaughtered by the jihadists over the past two weeks."


Fund and train ISIS to erase the border between Iraq and Syria. Check. 

Demonize the new-not your daddy's al Qaeda- ISIS.  Check.

ISIS declares war on US and- oh nos!- the White House.  Check.


War against ISIS leads the US where it wanted to go all along.  Syria. 



MeMadMax's picture



Hitler couldn't do it.... So how in the world do these little pieces of shit think THEY can do it???


Oh, yea... my bad... they're high on drugs...

Rakshas's picture

Good Grief Allah give me strength...... bomb..... allahu akbar.... president ..evil dragon.. september ..slim pickins... airforce 0ne .... Brothers ...great Pumpkin....1600 ..... Satan ...Hillary's crotch..  

So what ever happened to the talk like a tourist initiative just to fuck with the NSA??

.......oh that's right we're all on the watchlist already..... well back to throwin' apples at cars from the overpass I guess

wee-weed up's picture

"God Willing, We Will Raise The Flag Of Allah In The White House"
Hey I hate to break it to you, ISIS...
But the Muslim, Obozo, already beat you to it!

Elvis the Pelvis's picture

Usually, I'm against using drones to destroy the Muslim horde.  But these ISIS clowns make Obama, Clinton, and Bush look like the three wise men.  Bombs away, Bitchez.

Rakshas's picture

lol that's funnny now back the the litter box mr kitty

MalteseFalcon's picture

What the fuck is this nonsense?  Vice News?  Who the fuck is that?  Pure garbage.

gh0atrider's picture

Satoshi willing, Bitcoin will overtake the spot gold price in the last part of 2014.

robertocarlos's picture

Even I'd buy gold at $450 an ounce.

Davalicious's picture

The leader of ISIS is a Mossad agent and a Jew. The Jews had their proxy in Saudi Arabia fund ISIS. Now they want the US poodle to feed white meat into the grinder to destroy us while clearing the way for greater Israel.


Time for regime change in Washington and London.

Citxmech's picture

Owwwww - my bitcoin hurts!

LibertyWorks's picture

Conclusion: ISIS is the victim, Israel is the aggressor. 

MalteseFalcon's picture


You are such an ignorant asshole.  This article is FOX news on steroids.  And it is shit.

PT's picture

Re "...  Obozo already beat you to it" :

He's gonna hand them the keys.
Or perhaps they're gonna hand him the flag and say, "Hoist this for us, will ya?"

It'll be part of some kind of "multi-cultural tolerance" program.  But for some reason all the other cultures on the planet will be conveniently ignored.

PT's picture

All the laws are already in place for a kick-ass dictatorship.  Now they're just waiting to hand it all over to a kick-ass dictator.


This whole "raise a black flag in the White House" thing was mentioned back in 2001.  Back then I had no idea that our guys were going to help them to do it.

y3maxx's picture

...AGREED Wee-weed up....Muslim Obama has been occupying the White House since 2009.

StormShadow's picture

God how I miss George Carlin! So under appreciated in his time. He was WAY ahead of the curve on politics and civil liberties infractions and the absurdity that a group of a few thousand should rule over hundreds of millions. I'll see you on the other side, George. RIP.

TeethVillage88s's picture

Could be that New York & New Jersey were the Fascist Model for the USA.

I'm not sure if Zionist Israel is the Model for our current state... they certainly knew how to impose a police state, test out their interrogation tech, how to test their weapons, how to handle surveillance... Oh and how to bring martial law and hand down decrees to the people. But I never really studied Israel so...

123dobryden's picture

well comunists succeeded and gave us  70 years


The Big Ching-aso's picture

Lemme tell ya what I'm truly amazed about. For as long as these guys have been bombed, shot, powder burned and snake bit, they're still plenty enough of them to go around and have continuous armies of fighting age mean ass dudes. I mean they're tougher than cockaroaches and flocks of Keith Richards!

Do their women procreate faster and more copiously than rabbits on concentrated Viagra even during carpet bombing blitzkriegs?


TahoeBilly2012's picture

"tougher than cockroaches and a flock of Keith Richards'!" (tm)

I just trade marked that one, nice, thanks! 

Hugh G Rection's picture

Why doesn't their Mossad leader al-Baghdadi just ask his buddies at AIPAC to change the flag?

I'm sure they can get 75 senatorial votes on a napkin by the end of the day.

Or am I supposed to be the prototypical idiot American that believes the horseshit he is fed on TV?

Hey assholes, you fucked up 9/11, and we realize this entire shit show is predicated on lies.  Eat a bag of dicks and may every Israel loyalist tuck tail and run before Joe Sixpack pulls his head out his ass.


Dolar in a vortex's picture

Carpet bombing would certainly help.

Ask Eurabia about the problems these cockroaches of islam create.

teslaberry's picture

one of the most important numbers to calculate is how mnay men come of age 16 years old capable of lining up with a kalachnikov on hand. give yourself a figure of 80% of all young men and then find out how many reach age 16 every month in a given region. 


for every million or so people,  in a country with a birthrate of 25 births per thousand folkd---you get half roughly as boys and 80% of that able to fight at 6 years of age. fight can include any job worthy of a conscript, not necessarily shooting. but people who are fit to work hard and die. 

if you extrapolate back the birthrate for the age of people born 16 years ago and assuming birthrates remained relatively constant you get certain figures. the problem is those are unrealistically big assumptions....now.

10 people each year per thousand come of the age of fighting. -------so that means for every million people , you theoretically have 10,000 new fighters every year from your own population if you don't include women. 


now, that's NEW YOUNG MEN. this does not include conscritng older men, or using reserves or other existing people. 


furthermore, young new men DONT YET HAVE WIVES OR KIDS TO FEED. and THEY ARE MORE EASILY INDOCTRINATED , AND they don't have any entitlements pensions or other relationships to the existing structure of the military beauracracy. they are FRESH MEAT. 


noless's picture

What ever happened to Glenn Beck giving all those kids at the border soccer balls?

JR's picture

@ Greenskeeper_Carl

Yes. Just an ISIS false flag story, just another US-Empire-Bernays to frighten the American people into further murder of the Palestinian and Iraqi people.

It’s Jewish propagandist Mark Levin leaning down over his radio mic, screaming “the Palestinians fundamentalists are Nazis, bred and born to be Nazis who, after they kill the Israelis, will kill the Christians and, then, they will cross the ocean to kill us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

It’s war criminal Dick Cheney of the Washington/New York/Hollywood Axis screaming: “I think there will be another attack. And the next time, I think it’s going to be deadlier that [9/11].”

It’s neo-con mouthpiece for war Sen. Lindsay Graham of South Carolina bleating the “inevitability” of another major attack!!! to keep paranoia high among the sheeple.

Cat Sniper's picture

If I was planning to get the goat fuckers all together for just 1 nuke, then this would be the fruits of my plan. Hopefully the nuke is not far behind.

Buckaroo Banzai's picture

Allah = satan.

Once you understand that, their entire religion makes perfect sense.

john39's picture

Allah is simply the generic arabic term for God the creator.  Zionist propaganda has turned americans into ignorant fools.  And along those lines, anyone who cant see that isis is simply another US and israeli creation has their head in their ass.

Skateboarder's picture

Truth, simple and concise. The Alllan's Snackbar crew is back to terrorize the town. Lock up your daughters, lock up your wives. Grab dem scissors.

Dr Hackenbush's picture

Allah of the Koran is a Zionist 

Buckaroo Banzai's picture

So what if they call their God "Allah"?? Look carefully at their scripture, and their behavior. You will understand that their God is satan.

You're an ass if you presume that "Allah" created anything, except hate, fear, death, and destruction. Open your eyes and look at the fucking EVIDENCE.

Skateboarder's picture

I think Satan is a cool character, as per the historical origins of mass following of duality, as opposed to the pagan cultures. His story comes from many a culture, primarily attributed in origin to Zoroaster in his distinction of Ahura Mazda and Angra Mainyu, but he obviously wasn't the first fool to go to the route of duality. I see no connection between Satan and Allah, at least from the mythological perspective.

edit: unless... Islam doesn't have a bad guy to oppose god, does it? (in which case God == Satan)

p.s. reader, you're in the fucking 21st century, with access to mythology like no one else before. Read up, dawgs. Learn the characters that our ancestors had made persist through the years. They're stories, not dogma. People make stories dogma.

Lore's picture

Skateboarder is further out of the box than some more fundamentalist readers can handle. The Old and New Testaments hold just as much absurdity as the Quran. Healthy perspective requires the ability to see things in historical context by regarding these books as products of a different age. Fundies can't handle that: their world is nice and simple and always right because "God says so."  Jesus may have wept, but one suspects that he and Mohammed and the rest of the gang do a fair amount of cringing.

Lore's picture

No, we've studied the complicated and overlapping histories of modern institutional religions and other instruments of social control.

Dolar in a vortex's picture

Wow, you're so deep.


Lore's picture

Well, "smoking crack" was too dismissive. Responding glibly was the least I could do. <g>

Keyser's picture

Oh dear.... So many ignorant people and so little time left...