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Guest Post: If Not Trusting This Market Makes Me An Idiot, Then Call Me Crazy!

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Submitted by Mark St. Cyr

If Not Trusting This Market Makes Me An Idiot: Then Call Me Crazy!

I was left slack-jawed as I listened to an interview on financial media between the host and guest. I have always enjoyed as well as respected the host even though many times I may totally disagree. However, as for the guest being interviewed, not only did I disagree: I lost quite a bit of respect for.

During the interview the questions were posed as to why people (investors et al) harbor these feelings of angst as to whether or not they should get in, get out, etc,, etc. The guest then went on to use data points, math, trend references, and any other metric available within a snake oil sales bag as to prove his point: Where people not believing in this market rally along with those who’ve not participated are, (and I quote) “Idiots.”

I have only one answer to that statement: What you’ve just demonstrated is exactly why people with more than half a brain aren’t buying your message: You are insulting their/our intelligence.

Over and over again data samples were used as to fortify the argument why it is not only perfectly logical to be at heights never before seen in the history of the financial markets, but we’re here based on the sound argument of earnings and profits. (right here I nearly lost my coffee!)

So good are these earnings it was noted, “The analysts had to revise their numbers up!” This was stated as ipso facto the financial markets are ready to power on even higher.

I’m sorry, but I’m a businessman, not a “Wall Street-er.” And I know first hand: Data points, trend-lines, projections, extrapolations, and more can be made to look and sound more in line with watching a fairytale presentation about unicorns and rainbows. Add to this from actual experience and knowledge most don’t (or wont) stand up to the first truly hard reality based objective analysis poked anywhere deeper than superficial presentations and analysis.

When asked to define who constitutes the “Idiots,” the reply came back (I’m paraphrasing but not by much if at all) “The people who are giving into their worst human instincts allowing their emotions to control their perspectives and attitudes their comments and their portfolio are ignoring the data.”

No, we are not ignoring the data. We understand the what, where, and how the data that you are providing as proof positive is being created and cherry picked.

What’s glaringly obvious to anyone with any common sense is that all the data as to back up the position by the so-called “smart crowd” that it isn’t the Federal Reserve’s intervention moving this market willfully omits: None of their historic data contains the Fed., its direct intervention of balance sheet purchasing within the markets of today! I mean seriously – we’re the “idiots?”

What’s being completely ignored via the data is that you believe we are idiots for knowing the difference. It would seem we as investors, business people, entrepreneurs, mom or pops are looked upon as just not being able to understand fairy tales and fables. The issue for Wall Street is many of us are a lot smarter than they give us credit for.

I know it’s only in a Wall Street brokers office where I’ll be shown reason after reason why I should invest my money in their newest (ridiculous) scheme. For again, only on Wall Street can the case be made (with a straight face): “This company is now selling dollar bills at 99 cents. However, with improved efficiencies, synergies, a workforce downsizing and more: they’ll be able to offer even more of a discount creating even more top line growth. Currently using GAAP accounting, sure they’re running at a loss, but via their new accounting firm and restructuring their Non-GAAP earning shows them making money hand over fist next quarter! This company is destined to be the hottest thing since ________(add last greatest bankruptcy here) Just look at this chart! But you need to take the long-term approach here, you need to ride the waves, so don’t look to pull out at the first sign of trouble, as a matter of fact: that’s when you should buy more!” And I’m the one who’s an idiot?

Getting back to why we’re crazy for not buying in (especially at the highest level the markets have ever been in the history of mankind) to this financially engineered market can be precisely correlated to the very people who are in charge of it!

Speeches and more pointing to “over confidence” have been coming straight from some of the very people who are themselves Federal Reserve Bankers. (You know, the very people in charge of providing all this juice!)

Many are both publicly stating or eluding too in no uncertain terms that it is the very people telling others such as myself we’re “idiots” that are acting, talking, suggesting, and making recommendations with total abandonment and self-directed obliviousness to the potential dangers within the markets themselves.

Let’s just highlight for example why people like myself who the so-called “smart crowd” refer to as “idiots” won’t invest in the markets as they currently are.

First: Any (and I mean any) so-called “financial expert” that can sit there with a straight face and use metrics from one time period while glossing over the glaringly obvious that most of those very same metrics have been completely adulterated, and are representative in name only of what they first reported.

If an “expert” wants to defend how today’s unemployment headline number is comparable in representation for what it was in all the charting periods they want to hang their hats on as proof positive employment is getting healthy – I have some ocean front property in Kentucky I would love to sell you. Or, better yet – for you to “invest” in.

Next: If the markets at present heights are representative of a “healthy” economy and not a product of the Fed.’s intervention (Aren’t financial markets supposedly a form and representative of economic health?): Then why in the world can’t the Federal Reserve not only end all the forms of QE currently in the markets, but end them early? (Oh the humanity!!!)

Why can’t the Fed. right now announce it is stopping all its programs, give dates as to when so the market knows, begin immediately to reduce its balance sheet, and raise interest rates say by some staggering amount of let’s say 1/2 of 1%? That would bring us up to (wait for it….) 1%!

Everyone knows the reason why: It can’t or the markets would freak out – and everyone on Wall Street knows it.

It’s in that statement above where the crux of all us “idiots” issues lie with the so-called “smart crowd.” If it can’t be done, that alone proves ipso facto that all the facts, figures, trend lines, charts, sentiment, blah, blah, blah that are thrown at us to muddy true objective analysis are worthless. Period.

We have never had this type of interventionist monetary policy actively participating within the capital markets. So much so that again I’ll state: Some of the very people responsible for it (at the Federal Reserve itself) are calling for the manning and lighting of the signal fires for caution.

There is nothing wrong with someone turning from a bearish posture to a bullish posture as far as market positioning for the reasons that: They’ve been wrong – for all the right reasons.

There are those times where educated and savvy investors and individuals can and will put money to work where they need to hold their nose. The difference is: if it all blows up, we’re adults, we understand, we knew the risks and can live with the consequences. We might not agree on everything, but it’s a pragmatic use of both money and investment guidance that’s truthful. e.g., Hugh Hendry’s flip in market position and candid explanation.

Again, I may not agree with everything he might espouse, but if everything blew up and went to zero, my door and checkbook would remain open if he were looking to start again. The people who seem to disparage my thinking as an “idiot” for not trusting their view? I’ve never taken such pride or felt as smart in being called an “idiot.”

It is absolutely unimaginable to me as one who has both ran businesses as well as started them to hear someone who’s income is derived from the very customers they need to refer to them as: “Idiots.”

In business that is absolutely the worst of all sins. Again to blatantly, unabashedly, disparage, and demean the very people needed to make both the markets stronger as well as grow their own business: I can’t put into words how utterly foolish and stupid it sounded.

If not listening, let alone putting my money to work in the hands of the likes of these people makes me an idiot? Than sign me up for the crazy train: For listening to this trite has become an exercise in futility. Or better yet – idiocy.


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Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:09 | 5105893 ParkAveFlasher
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"The market" is a controlled, redistributive mechanism for managed reallocation of both credit and wealth.  Surprise, slave!  You're on Captive Camera!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:21 | 5105930 Keyser
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If you are in a card game for 5 minutes and haven't figured out who the mark is, guess what...

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:28 | 5105950 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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ok ok you wanna be called an idiot?  IDIOT

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:34 | 5105971 negative rates
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Are you trying to be a moron, you idiot, is the correct phrasology.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 18:13 | 5106281 max2205
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Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:07 | 5106686 0b1knob
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< He's crazy.

< He's an idiot.


Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:36 | 5105976 El Oregonian
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Yea, and when it all comes crashing down you can bet the "Snake oil salesman" will silently slither away in his yacht heading to the Cayman's under the cover of night...

You know, some of us might be idiots but that is better than a lyin' boot-licker such as yourself.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:22 | 5106107 Harbanger
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If you ain't prepped for a downturn by now, you never will be.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 19:27 | 5106479 DeadFred
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Exactly. The guy has nothing to lose by calling the cautious ones idiots. Anyone with half a brain knows to be cautious and will ignore what he's saying. He's trying to rope in those last few fools who are susceptible to name calling. It's the only trick he has left.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:10 | 5105897 bardot63
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Didn't read this.  Scanned to see who he's talking about.  Didn't say, so I don't care.  Article is meaningless.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:23 | 5105935 HardAssets
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Ultimate Speed Reading Lesson #1 : If you read the title and it doesn't look like you'll  learn anything new from an article . . . don't read it. Nothing faster than something useless not read.

If you read the title and you say "Duh !"  that is an even greater indicator that you won't find anything new in the article.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:53 | 5106015 Skateboarder
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I read the first sentence and he was talking about an interview between the host and the guest. WTF. Context much?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 20:31 | 5106618 Greenskeeper_Carl
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Who exactly the interviewer/interviewee was isn't really all that important. It could have probably been one of several interviews that take place on CNBS on a daily basis.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:31 | 5105954 Da Yooper
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Reminds me of the Ass Clown I hear from now & then


That refers to the rigging & manipulation in the metals markets


as " Market Forces at Work"




the SEC -CFTC & other watch dog agencies did their job to rein in the corruption in the markets people would have some faith in Wall Street




they do nothing & let the theft of the GDP continues & think no one notices


Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:39 | 5105982 disabledvet
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Give it a rest. "Financial shenanigans" is the realm of the political sphere not equities or debt. (NII just defaulted on 5 billion if you're even interested in reality.) Head on out to Detroit if you want to have a front row seat to the Apocalyspe.

Everyone else "parties with the Kennedy's."

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:45 | 5106199 Muppet
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That NII (Nextel) news is marketworthy.  Last week I posted on ZH about NII's downfall.   Thats a big default thats gonna hurt some bond funds.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:10 | 5105899 Cattender
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Honest to God.. the stock market is REAL! LOL!!!!!!! (i swear to God!) 

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:31 | 5105959 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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i've made 100% over the last 4 years.  You can be as sarcastic as you want but my account proves it! Dope

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:01 | 5106039 Clint Liquor
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Unless you are totally cashed out, your 'paper profits' don't mean shit. Fuckhead.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:12 | 5106063 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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the only fuckhead is you cause i am cashed out and my bank account proves it.  my money permits me to make the purchases i want. PERIOD!  FUCKHEAD MY ASS YOU FUCKING LOSER

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:18 | 5106088 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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how long have ZH'ers predicted a crash? Sooner or later its bound to happen. lol

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 18:42 | 5106362 Clint Liquor
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You're not cashed out because you are a Stocksucker and Stocksuckers don't know what else to do with money.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 18:50 | 5106384 Peak Finance
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LOLZ dude, if you not afraid of the crash, why did you cash out then? 

You are either full of shit on cashing out, or, you in your heart know that the crash is in fact coming.

Which is it?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 18:57 | 5106411 Peak Finance
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Full disclosure:

Yes, I lost money shorting and I get killed on options regularly (options are fucking crazy now, use to be a nice small stable market!) 

BUT, it's only "play" money, I don't put anything in the market I am not afraid to lose, and this extra money I put in the market is AFTER I buy a programmed allocation of Physical, like 50 / 50 gold & silver every few weeks. 



Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:18 | 5106090 Harbanger
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The genius is timing.  I don't know why people can't walk and chew gum.  If you have'nt prepped yourself by now and gotten back in the game to clean up, who's the fool? not you my friend.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:33 | 5106158 oudinot
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Leonardo:  if indeed you have made 100% in the  market as you claim, one would think that would give one a joyful countenance.

Saying things such as ""FUCKHEAD MY ASS YOU FUCKING LOSER"; is not only profane,sad and vague it belies the idea you should brrn happy  from your 'success'.

Methinks you doth protest too much.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:23 | 5106112 FuzzyDunlop21
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thats it? A fuckin monkey could have done that. Thats barely beating SPY.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:42 | 5105972 AssFire
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The market is real'

I believe it- in fact an ancient astronaut theorist told me they found Bigfoot's ghost on a UFO buried in Atlantis but, they lost the proof in a damn boating accident.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:47 | 5105998 El Oregonian
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...And I bet they, unfortunately, were sitting right next to those hansome and neatly stacked PM's on that boat.

Darn, what terrible luck...

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:10 | 5105901 buyingsterling
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Ebola is airborne

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:10 | 5105904 LawsofPhysics
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Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:42 | 5105989 buyingsterling
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Ebola is not airborne

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:52 | 5106012 debtor of last ...
Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:10 | 5105902 LawsofPhysics
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Please, do not stress, simply try and recognize the truth, that there is no market for true price discovery.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:33 | 5106128 BrosephStiglitz
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In fairness, I was extremely bearish on the US stock market not so long ago.  However, since lots of the talking heads in the media flipped a switch toward bear mode, I am a lot more bullish now.

I'm still suspicious as hell, but I think the credit-fueled buybacks have been inflating the market index artificially and a lot of individual investors appear to be sharing that bearish sentiment.  I don't think we have yet see the "hockey-stick" moment.  I do expect it will come soon as capital flows reverse. 

Many companies with weak balance sheets have been outperforming typical "high performers" and well capitalized companies based on cheap credit.  In the next wave the capitalized market participants and typical high performers will once again outperform as capital flows shift.

But naturally I might be wrong and I hope anyone who is currently trading will not trade on this anecdotal information.  I would urge them to do their own research and trade as they see fit.  These markets are difficult to call because we are moving into historically undocumented territory.  Massive globalization, central bank coordination and technological shifts in finance makes things very different from the past.

PS: Still holding my PMs as a hedge against the worst case scenario, but I suspect we might see something like the scenario described over the next year.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 19:51 | 5106535 Midnight Rider
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"we are moving into historically undocumented territory" - we have been in historically undocumented territory since 2009.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 23:12 | 5107096 logicalman
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We're always into historically undocumented territory.


Few have been there to document it.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 08:01 | 5107615 BrosephStiglitz
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What I mean, is that this type of market event/confluence of global events has not been paralleled previously- at least in data.

You know that many crashes could be predicted with the right data on hand, right?  Paul Tudor Jones tracked the 1987 stock market collapse by running data analysis on the 1929 crash and finding a very high correlation in the data.  Consequently he made a lot of money shorting at the right moment.

This time nobody really knows what the fuck is going to happen.  Debt levels are high almost everywhere.  Global growth is stagnating.  Real energy prices are rising.  Unemployment/Lack of labor force participation is on the rise.

The entire global economy is starting to implode for the first time in history.  In the past there have always been rising empires as other empires fall.  Safe havens etc.  This time the choice appears to be "invest in empire X/asset class W with a -80% return, or invest in empire Y/asset class V with a -20% return."  Of course there are opportunities (bullish nailguns), there are always opportunities, but to pinpoint and capture those opportunities will be like trying to thread a needle in a low gravity environment with your toes, while blindfolded.

After the coming recession and looking forward into the future- who knows.  We are in for an unusual turn of events.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:12 | 5105908 jmcadg
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Come on, who were the interviewer and interviewee. Enquiring minds want to know.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:15 | 5105909 db51
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MY NAME IS DAVE.   AND I'M AN IDIOT!    Yep...I haven't trusted any of it since 2008 and have missed all the gains since based on the phoney data.   If you didn't play in the giant casino during the greatest run-up in modern history....well.  YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT.   Just like me.   Now, I'm going to go count my gold and silver that hasn't done jack shit.  

BARF ALERT!  Love fest going on in Ferguson Missouri.   Cops and Thugs are kissing each other asses, crying....the token State Policeman is started in his Southern Baptist Preacher drawl mode.....Holy Shit....To the Moon Tomorrow people.   Get on board now...the train is leaving the station.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:30 | 5106143 GrinandBearit
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Whenever ZH posts "the market is crashing"... at that very second, go long any 3x bull ETF. 

You'll make a fortune !

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:14 | 5105910 philosophers bone
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Like virginity, trust is difficult to restore once lost.  And trust has been lost in all markets, financial institutions, governments as well as main stream media sources.  And they just keep digging themselves deeper and deeper. 

United States of Ferguson?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:38 | 5105981 AssFire
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You used virginity and Ferguson in a post +10

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:44 | 5105995 techstrategy
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Well said.  Integrity in the financial sector is nonexistent.  They are going to have to eat the losses this time...

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:15 | 5105913 illadeljim
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FREE money! Long live the Fed!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:19 | 5105923 BullyBearish
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Reuters article in advance of market open tomorrow:

RPT-Wall St Week Ahead-U.S. stocks a safe haven, even after panic selloffs


Funny...I thought treasuries were safe havens????  F^%$kers!!!!!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:20 | 5105926 techstrategy
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What we are witnessing is a collapse in trust of financial assets.  Wall Street is dead because it already faces extraordinary demographic headwinds.  Exit financial c assets for real and productive ones.  Let those responsible hold all the risk.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:22 | 5105931 q99x2
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I trust it. BTFD. The markets are a software program run by central banks. The militaries of the world back what they are doing and they have an infinite amount of money to purchase with.


I think the computers also can handle any large numbers that are close to infinity so we have to anticipate a long long move to the upside.

BTFD bitchez.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 18:21 | 5106303 James T. Kirk
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"I think the computers also can handle any large numbers that are close to infinity so we have to anticipate a long long move to the upside."

Quote overheard between Buzz Lightyear and Paul Krugman over a beer at happy hour.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:25 | 5105940 Eyeroller
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There are three types of lies:

1. Lies

2. Damned Lies

3. Statistics

-- attributed to Mark Twain by some, and Benjamin Disraeli by others.  Both men lived long before the lamestream media spin machine.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:37 | 5105980 James
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Real eyes realize real lies

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:43 | 5105990 Jack Burton
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Interest rate apartheid, which side of it are you on? Are you able to access money at just over 0% to invest in equities, or to play T-bill spreads, or whatever you can find that offers s spread over your ZIRP billions? If not, if you borrow at 3.5% on up to 6% and higher for mortgages, car loans, consumer credit, to pay medical bills, to fund education or whatever, even to fund a small business start up, then YOU are on the wrong side of the interest rate apartheid wall that walls you off from the ability to grow fabulously wealthy by simply searching out equities or bonds that can return something over 1% to offer a viable spread. YOU then are on the RIGHT side of the apartheid wall.

Never in the course of financial history has there been such a divide enforced by central banks and governments, the 99.9% who are walled off into the world of real interest rates, instead of the gifted wealth of ZIRP billions to the 1%'ers. Who enforces this wall, who created it, and how did ZIRP become the law of the land? The response to the 2008 collapse of frauds in the banking sysem, have taken a bad situation and turned it into an epic theft mechanism. All fully supported by Media and Government working as one with the Bankers to strip mine America as good as any Ukrainian Oligarch ever did!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 19:16 | 5106453 lotsoffun
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Jack  - thanks.  it's that simple. 

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 19:31 | 5106484 DerdyBulls
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Terrific take on interest rate apartheid, Jack. That's about as succinct a description I can remember reading. I’m wondering if you see a moral problem profiting from the rigged system that arises from it, not as a 1 percenter but as a trader who knows what they are involved in? Many here seem to distinguish themselves differently from the folks they ridicule, and they are different, but profit nonetheless along the way, albeit on a much smaller level and without access to mechanisms HNI’s have access to in the process. I sorta identify with the guy in the article. I invest in my own businesses. It feels a little cleaner.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 23:57 | 5107305 hedgiex
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YES. You are also on the right side if you realise that the preators still lusting for the pension funds and little savings of the little people in mutual funds, etc. Game not over et because there are still third order derivatives (snake oils) to be foisted on this pool of funds.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:48 | 5106001 no more banksters
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"Many still believe in the myth of the free market. They have an ideal situation in mind where everyone will be free from the state suppression and the free market will drive societies and individuals to balance and prosperity. It's just an illusion because in reality the game is more rigged than ever."

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:53 | 5106019 DOGGONE
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"The Public Be Suckered"

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:47 | 5106002 Bloppy
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Jim Cramer, 1999-2000 spent most of his time heckling "THE SHORTS" as if they were the Ebola virus. He's worse now.

You're "wrong" until you're right.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:50 | 5106009 DOGGONE
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Honest way home.
Look at the past, shown soundly:

THEN, do your thinking!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:52 | 5106016 New_Meat
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Mark: is there anyone ever (who has not been fleeced) who has "trusted {this} market"?


'cuz I'm still just new_meat in these here environs and I really, really, really want an advisor who won't take too much who I can trust.

You know, the one who says: "You can trust me, I'm not like the others."


- Ned

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 19:28 | 5106054 DOGGONE
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Here is a great start.
These VERY instructive histories are rarely shown, meaning that the expected providers thereof are NOT trustworthy!
So very much is 'drunken' (see table in URL) that a beginner should be conservative (and arguably everybody else).

Nothing is surely safe, but leadingly likely, I think, are

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:08 | 5106053 I Write Code
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I have held my breath and carefully made a few small investments since 2008 - and they have done better than they should have, making me kick myself for not doing more.

But "the market" today is mostly other guys like me, "the market" does not follow any historical guidelines, "the market" is obviously subject to external control unlike anything in American history, there is nothing to trust, you simply distrust and do what looks necessary, and try to imagine how it is NOT going to blow up tomorrow just because it looks like it should.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:12 | 5106069 homebody
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Like many others, I sit and hold my breath knowing that the markets defy all the fundamentals.  I've stayed in because it is the only game in town and I believe that there is an overwhelming amount of electronic capitol that controls the market in defiance of us little sheeple on the street.  The power brokers now say that black is white so I will play the game, but, I have covered my butt with land and preps for the inevitable crash.  

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:17 | 5106086 HUGE_Gamma
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Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:30 | 5106091 ThroxxOfVron
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"There are those times where educated and savvy investors and individuals can and will put money to work where they need to hold their nose. The difference is: if it all blows up, we’re adults, we understand, we knew the risks and can live with the consequences. We might not agree on everything, but it’s a pragmatic use of both money and investment guidance that’s truthful. e.g., Hugh Hendry’s flip in market position and candid explanation."

I gotta admit: the Hendry pivot scared the fucking bejeezus outta me, and I know I'm not alone.


The FED ceasing all stimulus, raising the Fed Funds Rate to all of 3% in nice even .75% increments over the next four quarters, and going into an immediate symetrical 4 year unwind of the balance sheet would generate the market equivalent of what happened in Iraq since Obama pulled the troops out and ISIS over-ran the place.  

It would be an unprecedented barbaric domestic economic genocide.  

Go ahead assholes: I dare you to start dumping $120B of Bills a month on top of the auctions and jam the 30y to all of 6+1/4%.  

The TBTF will ALL fail before rates hit the 6+1/4 target and over half of the Nasdaq would be liquidated.

I'm willing to bet that the next President wouldn't be a Democrat OR a Republican after such a shock.

Paging Paul Volker, Paul Volker to the white courtesy telephone please...


Sun, 08/17/2014 - 19:10 | 5106440 Muppet
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??  Nobody's said nothing about 3% Fed Funds Rate via .75 increments, nor unwinding.  

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:27 | 5106129 DOGGONE
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The Public Be Suckered

If USA won't tell the truth, how do we fix what's wrong???

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:33 | 5106156 theprofromdover
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I would really like Hugh Hendry to come out of house arrest and make the rounds of the studios again.

I didn't lose any respect for him when he said he had to stop thinking long term, and just deal with the facts. Just like good ole Million Dollar boner, the facts said the markets are going up, no matter what. The facts said the music was still playing, so the facts said 'keep dancing'.

Us smart guys who refused to invest, did so for all the right reasons, but we weren't smart enough. We weren't smart enough to realise that the system will refuse to go down. It will change all the rules -and deny it. It will lie and cheat and steal, just to hang onto control and money. It has refused to collapse way, way, beyond Wylie's (?) cliff-edge. We live in a world with gravity, and Wall St. just says it don't exist if we say it don't.

Of course when the markets collapse, they'll just announce a lock-down. Of course they will. But they can't lock down everything. The edges will peel, the dark pools will peel, the Forex will peel. Won't stop them though. They will never give up. And if they get beat, they will rise again with a new idea in weeks, and be back where they want to be in no time.

We need an absolute reset, and we need 100,000 banker-types in jail.

Anything less, we might as well not bother.





Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:39 | 5106175 CHX
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<<< I missed the stox train too, so call me idiot

<<< I'm a F-ing genius and bought stocks and all the dips since 09


I'm admittedly an idiot, but actually don't feel too bad about it. And you? 

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:57 | 5106239 holdbuysell
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Anyone know who the 'guest' was?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 18:06 | 5106261 BullyBearish
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The person most jealous of the "market's" bullish run is Ivan Pavlov...the dogs have faithfully salivated everytime the dip bell rings...and the conditioning has proven they will continue even as the dip bell rings lower and lower

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 18:08 | 5106267 huggy_in_london
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Why are spoos opening up 8?  (stupid question i guess...)

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 18:46 | 5106375 GrinandBearit
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Because the market is rigged... it has been since March 2009.

It may never go down more than 5-6%.  BTFD algos come right in to buy it every single time.

The best way to win is NOT to play.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 18:08 | 5106268 Tinky
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OT, but ruh-roh:


At least 20 patients believed to be suffering from Ebola have fled a quarantine clinic in Liberia after protesters reportedly broke down the doors and looted the building, sparking fears of a serious health risk.

Tolbert Nyenswah, the assistant health minister, said protesters were apparently displeased that patients were being brought in for treatment from different parts of the capital. Other reports suggested they were concerned Ebola is a hoax.

West Point residents went on a "looting spree," stealing items from the clinic that were likely infected, a senior police official told the Associated Press. The residents took medical equipment, mattresses and sheets that had bloodstains, he said.

"All between the houses you could see people fleeing with items looted from the patients," the official said, adding that he now feared "the whole of West Point will be infected."

West Point is home to at least 50,000 people. The patients' whereabouts remain unknown.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 18:15 | 5106285 Atomizer
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I prefer to be called a muppet rather than a idiot. That's the politically correct terminology. 

/ sac 

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 18:16 | 5106290 max2205
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It worked for Corzine....oh wait

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 19:16 | 5106452 Muppet
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This article's grade: B+ for substance, D for literacy.   ZH: can we not afford an editor?   The sentence construction and readability of this piece is terrible.   Are we not human?    

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 19:33 | 5106490 Atomizer
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Stop where you are, put your hands on your head. Do not move. You're under arrest by the Grammer Police 

Stop complaining, submit a article for review. Just advice. 

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 20:15 | 5106580 Not My Real Name
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Thankfully, most commenters here at ZH hold the Grammar Police in contempt.

(Well, at least the ones who have nothing to loose [sic].)


Mon, 08/18/2014 - 01:47 | 5107573 Sock Monkey Posse
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How to we make money making change? volume.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 06:42 | 5107800 AdvancingTime
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I fear we have been lulled into complacency by the extraordinary actions taken by central banks and governments over the last six years. It is important that we ask ourselves have these actions really worked or merely masked over major flaws and problems?  For fun consider that by not demanding the right kind of growth and by throwing money at problems we have only delayed and added to festering issues that face us in the future.

Modern Monetary Theory often referred to as MMT to its many believers removes much of the risk ahead and guarantees that we will always be able to muddle forward. MMT is an economic theory that details the procedures and consequences of using government-issued tokens and our current units of fiat money.  Newly acquired tools like derivatives and currency swaps are suppose to allow us to print and  manipulate away problems. What I'm seeing develop is an "almost surreal" feeling of indifference towards reality. More on this subject and the fatal flaw in MMT below.


Mon, 08/18/2014 - 09:16 | 5108209 mastersnark
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Jamaican me crazy.

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