Korean Kombat Caption Contest

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Cognitive Dissonance's picture

Is it live, or is it Memorex?

disabledvet's picture

"Wait! Wait! Aw, phuck....

Pure Evil's picture

How cool is that white land line.

knukles's picture

Why haven't they taken the fancy picture sticky screen shipping protection thungamajigiies off the terminals?

Handyman's picture

Wasn't that a Pink Floyd album cover?

old naughty's picture

We mus be combat ready to deal with any Evil Empire strike.

wee-weed up's picture

Dough-Boy's Long-Dong just ejaculated!

The region is now safe for awhile again until he gets rearry, rearry, ronnery again.

philipat's picture

And with this Sole (Sic) missile, I declare...........

Drunk In Church's picture

Me so hawny.  Me ruv you rong time.  Bitchez.

AldousHuxley's picture

In North Korea, video games fire real missiles....and you play video games outside in broad daylight

kaiserhoff's picture

If onwee,  we had biggah hats!

See Wild Bill below.  Great minds;)

PT's picture

Now where's my Particle Uplink Cannon?

ref Command and Conquer Generals

JackT's picture

Who in the hell uses a white corded phone to fire their rockets?! Everyone knows it has to be red. If you don't have a red corded phone you are in fact allowed to use a black or very dark grey corded phone as long as you have a matching black (or very dark grey) swivel arm chair and glass-top table.

logicalman's picture

You forgot the white, long-haired cat!

de3de8's picture

Lman,, thanks for morning laugh!

indygo55's picture

And a monocle. They always need a monocle.

Urban Redneck's picture

Support non-TBTF US businesses and show crackpot dictators the world over how it's done...


or with a normal keypad


Under $50 and a hell of a lot more durable than anything from AT&T, Panasonic et al.

Stuck on Zero's picture

Am I mistaken or is that a 33 MHz x86 under the desk?


StychoKiller's picture

I thought at first that those binoculars was a playstation controller! :>D

ugmug's picture

They're actually playing golf.....But first they have to make the hole.....Obama is very envious...

Kirk2NCC1701's picture

"How cool is that white land line."

WHITE phone?  How Supremacist of him!  Looks like an old NORTEL phone.  When Nortel was a "Somebody". 

AssFire's picture

Oddjob reshapes his hat..

TheLooza's picture

Quote stuff this, bitch!

Gastroinfidel's picture

The angle is off again! Pay attention to my finger! How many screens do we need!?

Gastroinfidel's picture

Drone/On-location Multitaskforce

Bokkenrijder's picture

"That camera man is blocking my view: SHOOT HIM!"

Wile-E-Coyote's picture

Shittt; another fat finger!!!

Grumbleduke's picture

Those guys were in hog heaven, man. They had a weapons catalog, "What's G-12 do, Tommy?" "Says here it destroys everything but the fillings in their teeth, helps pay for the war effort." Well, shit, pull that one up!" "Pull up G-12, please."

"...Cool. What's G-13 do?"



BaBaBouy's picture

This Pentium 3 Is Smokin Fast...

Chuck Walla's picture

But really cool big hats!



Pool Shark's picture



"And now for something completely different;"

A man with many rockets, and no brain."


totem's picture

Pull my finger... no, wait for it!  Crap.

DanDaley's picture

I so fat that rocket not even carry my finger!...What, you disagree?...I feed you to pigs.

indygo55's picture

No keyboard? Setup. What a douche.

fzrkid's picture

Is this a game... or is it real?

Aknownymouse's picture

So I assume that they also built him a small wall on the side to plug the landline and the PC.

Yen Cross's picture

You're so proficient Billy... Yes, I saw the smack down...

 Ve ritaseu

kaiserhoff's picture

Master piece William.

Muchas Gracias.

-NaN-'s picture

"Look mummy, there's an aeroplane up in the sky" (Pink Floyd - Goodbye Blue Sky) 

IridiumRebel's picture

Has Kevin Henry's trading desk been stolen by a fat Korean kid shooting bottle rockets...in a desert?

Agent P's picture

He launches missles in the pre-market, but once the bell rings it's buy! buy! buy! on the e-minis.