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Is it live, or is it Memorex?
Horribad photoshop job....
"Wait! Wait! Aw, phuck....
B - 9
How cool is that white land line.
Why haven't they taken the fancy picture sticky screen shipping protection thungamajigiies off the terminals?
Wasn't that a Pink Floyd album cover?
We mus be combat ready to deal with any Evil Empire strike.
Mini-Me Porkyshenko.
Dough-Boy's Long-Dong just ejaculated!
The region is now safe for awhile again until he gets rearry, rearry, ronnery again.
And with this Sole (Sic) missile, I declare...........
Me so hawny. Me ruv you rong time. Bitchez.
In North Korea, video games fire real missiles....and you play video games outside in broad daylight
If onwee, we had biggah hats!
See Wild Bill below. Great minds;)
Now where's my Particle Uplink Cannon?
ref Command and Conquer Generals
Left Handed
Who in the hell uses a white corded phone to fire their rockets?! Everyone knows it has to be red. If you don't have a red corded phone you are in fact allowed to use a black or very dark grey corded phone as long as you have a matching black (or very dark grey) swivel arm chair and glass-top table.
You forgot the white, long-haired cat!
Lman,, thanks for morning laugh!
And a monocle. They always need a monocle.
Support non-TBTF US businesses and show crackpot dictators the world over how it's done...
http://www.sandman.com/autodial.html
or with a normal keypad
http://www.sandman.com/autodial.html#SingleLinePhones
Under $50 and a hell of a lot more durable than anything from AT&T, Panasonic et al.
Am I mistaken or is that a 33 MHz x86 under the desk?
I thought at first that those binoculars was a playstation controller! :>D
They're actually playing golf.....But first they have to make the hole.....Obama is very envious...
"How cool is that white land line."
WHITE phone? How Supremacist of him! Looks like an old NORTEL phone. When Nortel was a "Somebody".
Oddjob reshapes his hat..
Quote stuff this, bitch!
Breakdown! ...everyday I'm shuffilin'.
Video:
http://touch.dailymotion.com/video/xq2hl0_north-korea-party-rock-anthem-...
The angle is off again! Pay attention to my finger! How many screens do we need!?
Drone/On-location Multitaskforce
"That camera man is blocking my view: SHOOT HIM!"
Sorry, all drones busy...
Shittt; another fat finger!!!
Those guys were in hog heaven, man. They had a weapons catalog, "What's G-12 do, Tommy?" "Says here it destroys everything but the fillings in their teeth, helps pay for the war effort." Well, shit, pull that one up!" "Pull up G-12, please."
"...Cool. What's G-13 do?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziZHoCaZ1Fs
This Pentium 3 Is Smokin Fast...
But really cool big hats!
FRWARD SOVIET!
"And now for something completely different;"
A man with many rockets, and no brain."
Pull my finger... no, wait for it! Crap.
I so fat that rocket not even carry my finger!...What, you disagree?...I feed you to pigs.
No keyboard? Setup. What a douche.
Is this a game... or is it real?
So I assume that they also built him a small wall on the side to plug the landline and the PC.
You're so proficient Billy... Yes, I saw the smack down...
Ve ritaseu
Master piece William.
Muchas Gracias.
"Look mummy, there's an aeroplane up in the sky" (Pink Floyd - Goodbye Blue Sky)
War Games.
Neck fat #1!
Has Kevin Henry's trading desk been stolen by a fat Korean kid shooting bottle rockets...in a desert?
He launches missles in the pre-market, but once the bell rings it's buy! buy! buy! on the e-minis.
Has the Pope left yet?
His haircut is not too bad. It's almost in style.
Couple neck tats and you'd think he was an illegal newly arrived registered Democrat immigrant ....
+1 for the neck tat jab.
I hate those.
Cant believe you got junked on that.
I got quite a chuckle.
Realname nailed the haircut.
Where's my fucking stapler?
I was trying to work an Office Space angle, but I got nothin : (
Its in the jell-o. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFNqUcRWGHg
We get there in 30 minutes or the pizzas free!!!
Flip him upside down and he doubles as a mop. And if you order in the next 20 minutes we'll double your order! Operators are standing by.
" FORE "
Hey, the launch was supposed to coincide with someone pulling my finger!
lol...Nork Skeet.
Where u been?
Thought you ended up with cabin fever like DoChen & YenCross.
Took a little trip down south to the Gulf, hung out here Saturday night...
http://mahuffersfl.com/
...pretty cool place ;-)
say hello to my little friend
Howee fuk! Get the desk detail to move my desk to the submarine tests!
imagine if they had oil. we could send in special forces and capture this guy and bring him back and give him a reality tv show. he would upstage the kardashians. we could have him do thanksgiving dinner at the duck dynasty house. oh lawdy the ratings...
I fucking love the idea of.giving the leaders of nations hostile to us their own talk show, like Dr Phil, to you know, air the greivances.
Have celebrety guests and all... I'd watch that shit.
HOW DO YOU RIKE MY DONG NOW, BITCHEZ!11!!!
Special Delivery, Barry!
Hans Brix, Hans Brix??1?!1 Do you have any idea how busy I am?
Why is the mouse BEHIND the monitor? Come back mouse!
CIA miniature microphone ashtray and paperweight.
+1 Creativity
"Now that that one is finished, photoshop 3 more missles here."
He picked up the technology from the Iranians...lol.
http://boingboing.net/2008/07/10/iran-you-suck-at-pho.html
"Why no poln on scleens?!? I wan my poln! I cut thloat of asshore who brock my poln and Rady Gaga videos!"
No launch! No, No, No!
I said, "One more Pinacolada".
"And make sure you put the umbrella on it. The last who didn't ended his family tree."
This looks photoshopped already
"Dishonorable wife volunteered to ride on rocket"
"Where I find woman on internets with shave down below?"
Where all the white wimmen at?
It's going over there!...Should be going over there!
no mo rookie
"Fucking IMBA protoss OP!!! Always the 4-gate all-in! Nothing beats that shit!"
Probably a Black Cat firecracker on the top of an Estes model rocket. He was waving at some gook to touch the wire to the top of a six-volt lantern battery to launch the POS>
Gook?
Gook?
That's gonna getchur ass banned, dude.
He meant "Cook".
World now tremble with apprehension and fear profusely. DPRK science now masters technology of Triple Whistle Rocket With Report!
Gangnam style.
That was an entire years ration of corn syrup to make that rocket fuel. Look at it go!
Makes Plan-9 from Outer Space look like an oscar wiiner
We need bigger missles. This one is no bigger than my index finger.
Thought bubble to self....
" I just wish we could make it bigger, then again, I wish little Kim and the twins were bigger too."
Fuck you America, Denis Rodman designed the missile-its powered by alcohol.
LAN party gone wrong!
You IDIOT!! Its headed towards Israel!
All of this with just a pull on my finger!
cameraman! you're in the way!
Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?
DAMN YOU ANGRY BIRDS!!! Now I show YOU!!!
Yes, we have missile experts but Photoshop experts, that's where it's at!
"Hooo lookee der....I pushee dis button and lookee dat mullyfuka go!"
I bet they can't wait to upgrade to.cell phones.and laptops so the move crew can quit hauling the office around.
Ooooo rook at the pletty locket.
Oh No! It's going to cross the red line! Wait a minute..meh dosen't matter.
No wait. I no say "GO". I say "3-2-1" but I no say "GO". Now you have to do it over bitchez.
Tie a yellow ribbon round ...
The evril americrans now frear grorius rocket from DRPK, rand of many missile to terminate rife of enermy.
Quick, someone pull my finger.
Remember, leave space on the screen to dub in three exploding fighter jets…….
and Godzilla too.
That's Godzirra to you sir.
I call him Obama.
Sorry, I opted for the Celebrity Rack contest in the ads.
Looks like a HALO team play with Dennis Rodman and bff Kimy J. up to a new level.
hey nuttyyahoo
hey rabbi
you bastards
Sayonara you cock suckers
Dang sin eun jook eul got ee dah
What do you mean I would level faster if I bought game gold from Chinese farmers? I have 24 million people to sit on computers 18 hours a day!
HEY,..wait up goddam it. Where the fuck is Ferguson? Get funny dress bball guy back on the line. No sir, no likey one bit. Pack this shit up quick.
"1 bet it will take 1 minute for Barry to call me about this!"
"Hey, dude with the camera, pull my finger! lol ..."
This is FAT FINGER that cause all stock market trouble!!!
i'm a god!
lol, recycled Nork news?
(Jimmy Hendrix playing on the compuer)
Kim "Excuse me while I kiss the sky!"
Buh bye wifey.
I told you Viagra would make rocket work!
Wat da fuk es dat?
Wind is Blowing towards the West wonder where the Rocket is going to Go...
Noth Korea raunch misso to proov I am threat to world.
Pleese send aid, o we make troubo.
winner
We add AA missle to Microsoft Flight Simulator 98.
What does the missile say?... Launch launch launch launch launch launch launch
Zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom
Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
That's one!
" we got ebola on that warhead right?"
Fuck.. I gotta wait 2 days for my fucking town hall to upgrade? Might as well launch missiles while I wait..
I can't wait for the cellphone app for that!
Pull my finger.
"Is that the rocket?"
I notice the great leader has an ash tray on his desk. A secret smoker like Obama. Whatever gets his rockets off.
I didn't say fire!! Get that fuckin rocket back here! NOW!!!
This new pwaystation is fukn awwsssum
Nice white phone line! Probably using an extension cable under the fence to some bordering village house in South Korea. Grandmaa is wondering why her phone bill is so high and and who the hell called the erotic 1-900 Penis Rodman line?
"Hole up jussa one minna, I needa maka pee pee."
there has always been fireworks towards bitcoin miners.
"Hurry up will yer, I've gotta go the hairdressers"
Somebody get me a burrito!
"See! North Korea pizza delivery so much faster than Capitalist Running Dog pizza delivery! Pizza so good with computer games!"
"Malaysian Airlines here we come!"
I launch higher percentage of missiles than all other country! PLUS I have three kinds of monitors on desk -- who is in charge NOW silly american stooges!! Big-boobed western women grovel beneath my brazen manliness and chubby altitude!! I have perfect war plan (written in WordPerfect) -- all shall bow before my Pentium of Death!!