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Is it live, or is it Memorex?
Horribad photoshop job....
"Wait! Wait! Aw, phuck....
B - 9
How cool is that white land line.
Why haven't they taken the fancy picture sticky screen shipping protection thungamajigiies off the terminals?
Wasn't that a Pink Floyd album cover?
We mus be combat ready to deal with any Evil Empire strike.
Dough-Boy's Long-Dong just ejaculated!
The region is now safe for awhile again until he gets rearry, rearry, ronnery again.
And with this Sole (Sic) missile, I declare...........
Me so hawny. Me ruv you rong time. Bitchez.
In North Korea, video games fire real missiles....and you play video games outside in broad daylight
If onwee, we had biggah hats!
See Wild Bill below. Great minds;)
Now where's my Particle Uplink Cannon?
ref Command and Conquer Generals
Who in the hell uses a white corded phone to fire their rockets?! Everyone knows it has to be red. If you don't have a red corded phone you are in fact allowed to use a black or very dark grey corded phone as long as you have a matching black (or very dark grey) swivel arm chair and glass-top table.
You forgot the white, long-haired cat!
Lman,, thanks for morning laugh!
And a monocle. They always need a monocle.
Support non-TBTF US businesses and show crackpot dictators the world over how it's done...
or with a normal keypad
Under $50 and a hell of a lot more durable than anything from AT&T, Panasonic et al.
Am I mistaken or is that a 33 MHz x86 under the desk?
I thought at first that those binoculars was a playstation controller! :>D
They're actually playing golf.....But first they have to make the hole.....Obama is very envious...
"How cool is that white land line."
WHITE phone? How Supremacist of him! Looks like an old NORTEL phone. When Nortel was a "Somebody".
Oddjob reshapes his hat..
Quote stuff this, bitch!
Breakdown! ...everyday I'm shuffilin'.
The angle is off again! Pay attention to my finger! How many screens do we need!?
"That camera man is blocking my view: SHOOT HIM!"
Sorry, all drones busy...
Shittt; another fat finger!!!
Those guys were in hog heaven, man. They had a weapons catalog, "What's G-12 do, Tommy?" "Says here it destroys everything but the fillings in their teeth, helps pay for the war effort." Well, shit, pull that one up!" "Pull up G-12, please."
"...Cool. What's G-13 do?"
This Pentium 3 Is Smokin Fast...
But really cool big hats!
"And now for something completely different;"
A man with many rockets, and no brain."
Pull my finger... no, wait for it! Crap.
I so fat that rocket not even carry my finger!...What, you disagree?...I feed you to pigs.
No keyboard? Setup. What a douche.
Is this a game... or is it real?
So I assume that they also built him a small wall on the side to plug the landline and the PC.
You're so proficient Billy... Yes, I saw the smack down...
Master piece William.
"Look mummy, there's an aeroplane up in the sky" (Pink Floyd - Goodbye Blue Sky)
Neck fat #1!
Has Kevin Henry's trading desk been stolen by a fat Korean kid shooting bottle rockets...in a desert?
He launches missles in the pre-market, but once the bell rings it's buy! buy! buy! on the e-minis.
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