Korean Kombat Caption Contest

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Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:36 | 5106752 Cognitive Dissonance
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Is it live, or is it Memorex?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:37 | 5106759 MeMadMax
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Horribad photoshop job....

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:38 | 5106768 disabledvet
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"Wait! Wait! Aw, phuck....

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:39 | 5106774 Stackers
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B - 9

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:56 | 5106827 Pure Evil
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How cool is that white land line.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:03 | 5106848 knukles
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Why haven't they taken the fancy picture sticky screen shipping protection thungamajigiies off the terminals?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:15 | 5106902 Handyman
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Wasn't that a Pink Floyd album cover?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:19 | 5106916 old naughty
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We mus be combat ready to deal with any Evil Empire strike.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:52 | 5107026 espirit
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Mini-Me Porkyshenko.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 23:28 | 5107149 wee-weed up
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Dough-Boy's Long-Dong just ejaculated!

The region is now safe for awhile again until he gets rearry, rearry, ronnery again.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 23:52 | 5107293 philipat
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And with this Sole (Sic) missile, I declare...........

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 00:15 | 5107376 Drunk In Church
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Me so hawny.  Me ruv you rong time.  Bitchez.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 01:11 | 5107517 AldousHuxley
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In North Korea, video games fire real missiles....and you play video games outside in broad daylight

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 08:14 | 5107995 kaiserhoff
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If onwee,  we had biggah hats!

See Wild Bill below.  Great minds;)

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 09:07 | 5108175 PT
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Now where's my Particle Uplink Cannon?

ref Command and Conquer Generals

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 19:38 | 5111602 Newsboy
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Left Handed

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:19 | 5106914 JackT
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Who in the hell uses a white corded phone to fire their rockets?! Everyone knows it has to be red. If you don't have a red corded phone you are in fact allowed to use a black or very dark grey corded phone as long as you have a matching black (or very dark grey) swivel arm chair and glass-top table.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:25 | 5106937 logicalman
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You forgot the white, long-haired cat!

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 07:57 | 5107940 de3de8
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Lman,, thanks for morning laugh!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:41 | 5106990 indygo55
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And a monocle. They always need a monocle.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 23:08 | 5107077 Urban Redneck
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Support non-TBTF US businesses and show crackpot dictators the world over how it's done...

http://www.sandman.com/autodial.html

or with a normal keypad

http://www.sandman.com/autodial.html#SingleLinePhones

Under $50 and a hell of a lot more durable than anything from AT&T, Panasonic et al.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 23:46 | 5107264 Stuck on Zero
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Am I mistaken or is that a 33 MHz x86 under the desk?

 

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 01:23 | 5107541 StychoKiller
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I thought at first that those binoculars was a playstation controller! :>D

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 06:47 | 5107803 ugmug
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They're actually playing golf.....But first they have to make the hole.....Obama is very envious...

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 10:02 | 5108418 Kirk2NCC1701
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"How cool is that white land line."

WHITE phone?  How Supremacist of him!  Looks like an old NORTEL phone.  When Nortel was a "Somebody". 

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:40 | 5106777 AssFire
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Oddjob reshapes his hat..

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:47 | 5106802 TheLooza
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Quote stuff this, bitch!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:51 | 5106809 RafterManFMJ
Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:59 | 5106833 Gastroinfidel
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The angle is off again! Pay attention to my finger! How many screens do we need!?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:06 | 5106865 Gastroinfidel
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Drone/On-location Multitaskforce

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 03:16 | 5107663 Bokkenrijder
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"That camera man is blocking my view: SHOOT HIM!"

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 09:35 | 5108284 Againstthelie
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Sorry, all drones busy...

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 01:21 | 5107534 Wile-E-Coyote
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Shittt; another fat finger!!!

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 04:23 | 5107713 Grumbleduke
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Those guys were in hog heaven, man. They had a weapons catalog, "What's G-12 do, Tommy?" "Says here it destroys everything but the fillings in their teeth, helps pay for the war effort." Well, shit, pull that one up!" "Pull up G-12, please."

"...Cool. What's G-13 do?"

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziZHoCaZ1Fs

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:40 | 5106778 BaBaBouy
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This Pentium 3 Is Smokin Fast...

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 07:56 | 5107935 Chuck Walla
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But really cool big hats!

 

FRWARD SOVIET!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:38 | 5106766 Pool Shark
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"And now for something completely different;"

A man with many rockets, and no brain."

 

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:33 | 5106960 totem
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Pull my finger... no, wait for it!  Crap.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:51 | 5107017 DanDaley
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I so fat that rocket not even carry my finger!...What, you disagree?...I feed you to pigs.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:40 | 5106983 indygo55
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No keyboard? Setup. What a douche.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:40 | 5106989 fzrkid
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Is this a game... or is it real?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:51 | 5107016 Aknownymouse
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So I assume that they also built him a small wall on the side to plug the landline and the PC.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 23:08 | 5107076 williambanzai7
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Sun, 08/17/2014 - 23:35 | 5107208 Yen Cross
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You're so proficient Billy... Yes, I saw the smack down...

 Ve ritaseu

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 08:14 | 5108000 kaiserhoff
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Master piece William.

Muchas Gracias.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 02:19 | 5107607 -NaN-
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"Look mummy, there's an aeroplane up in the sky" (Pink Floyd - Goodbye Blue Sky) 

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 02:24 | 5107613 JuliaS
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War Games.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:36 | 5106756 WillyWonka
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Neck fat #1!

 

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:47 | 5107007 IridiumRebel
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Has Kevin Henry's trading desk been stolen by a fat Korean kid shooting bottle rockets...in a desert?

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 09:30 | 5108267 Agent P
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He launches missles in the pre-market, but once the bell rings it's buy! buy! buy! on the e-minis. 

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