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Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:36 | 5106752 Cognitive Dissonance
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Is it live, or is it Memorex?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:37 | 5106759 MeMadMax
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Horribad photoshop job....

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:38 | 5106768 disabledvet
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"Wait! Wait! Aw, phuck....

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:39 | 5106774 Stackers
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B - 9

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:56 | 5106827 Pure Evil
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How cool is that white land line.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:03 | 5106848 knukles
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Why haven't they taken the fancy picture sticky screen shipping protection thungamajigiies off the terminals?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:15 | 5106902 Handyman
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Wasn't that a Pink Floyd album cover?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:19 | 5106916 old naughty
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We mus be combat ready to deal with any Evil Empire strike.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:52 | 5107026 espirit
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Mini-Me Porkyshenko.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 23:28 | 5107149 wee-weed up
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Dough-Boy's Long-Dong just ejaculated!

The region is now safe for awhile again until he gets rearry, rearry, ronnery again.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 23:52 | 5107293 philipat
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And with this Sole (Sic) missile, I declare...........

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 00:15 | 5107376 Drunk In Church
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Me so hawny.  Me ruv you rong time.  Bitchez.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 01:11 | 5107517 AldousHuxley
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In North Korea, video games fire real missiles....and you play video games outside in broad daylight

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 08:14 | 5107995 kaiserhoff
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If onwee,  we had biggah hats!

See Wild Bill below.  Great minds;)

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 09:07 | 5108175 PT
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Now where's my Particle Uplink Cannon?

ref Command and Conquer Generals

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 19:38 | 5111602 Newsboy
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Left Handed

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:19 | 5106914 JackT
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Who in the hell uses a white corded phone to fire their rockets?! Everyone knows it has to be red. If you don't have a red corded phone you are in fact allowed to use a black or very dark grey corded phone as long as you have a matching black (or very dark grey) swivel arm chair and glass-top table.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:25 | 5106937 logicalman
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You forgot the white, long-haired cat!

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 07:57 | 5107940 de3de8
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Lman,, thanks for morning laugh!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:41 | 5106990 indygo55
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And a monocle. They always need a monocle.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 23:08 | 5107077 Urban Redneck
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Support non-TBTF US businesses and show crackpot dictators the world over how it's done...

http://www.sandman.com/autodial.html

or with a normal keypad

http://www.sandman.com/autodial.html#SingleLinePhones

Under $50 and a hell of a lot more durable than anything from AT&T, Panasonic et al.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 23:46 | 5107264 Stuck on Zero
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Am I mistaken or is that a 33 MHz x86 under the desk?

 

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 01:23 | 5107541 StychoKiller
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I thought at first that those binoculars was a playstation controller! :>D

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 06:47 | 5107803 ugmug
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They're actually playing golf.....But first they have to make the hole.....Obama is very envious...

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 10:02 | 5108418 Kirk2NCC1701
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"How cool is that white land line."

WHITE phone?  How Supremacist of him!  Looks like an old NORTEL phone.  When Nortel was a "Somebody". 

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:40 | 5106777 AssFire
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Oddjob reshapes his hat..

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:47 | 5106802 TheLooza
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Quote stuff this, bitch!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:51 | 5106809 RafterManFMJ
Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:59 | 5106833 Gastroinfidel
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The angle is off again! Pay attention to my finger! How many screens do we need!?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:06 | 5106865 Gastroinfidel
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Drone/On-location Multitaskforce

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 03:16 | 5107663 Bokkenrijder
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"That camera man is blocking my view: SHOOT HIM!"

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 09:35 | 5108284 Againstthelie
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Sorry, all drones busy...

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 01:21 | 5107534 Wile-E-Coyote
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Shittt; another fat finger!!!

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 04:23 | 5107713 Grumbleduke
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Those guys were in hog heaven, man. They had a weapons catalog, "What's G-12 do, Tommy?" "Says here it destroys everything but the fillings in their teeth, helps pay for the war effort." Well, shit, pull that one up!" "Pull up G-12, please."

"...Cool. What's G-13 do?"

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziZHoCaZ1Fs

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:40 | 5106778 BaBaBouy
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This Pentium 3 Is Smokin Fast...

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 07:56 | 5107935 Chuck Walla
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But really cool big hats!

 

FRWARD SOVIET!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:38 | 5106766 Pool Shark
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"And now for something completely different;"

A man with many rockets, and no brain."

 

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:33 | 5106960 totem
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Pull my finger... no, wait for it!  Crap.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:51 | 5107017 DanDaley
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I so fat that rocket not even carry my finger!...What, you disagree?...I feed you to pigs.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:40 | 5106983 indygo55
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No keyboard? Setup. What a douche.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:40 | 5106989 fzrkid
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Is this a game... or is it real?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:51 | 5107016 Aknownymouse
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So I assume that they also built him a small wall on the side to plug the landline and the PC.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 23:08 | 5107076 williambanzai7
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Sun, 08/17/2014 - 23:35 | 5107208 Yen Cross
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You're so proficient Billy... Yes, I saw the smack down...

 Ve ritaseu

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 08:14 | 5108000 kaiserhoff
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Master piece William.

Muchas Gracias.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 02:19 | 5107607 -NaN-
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"Look mummy, there's an aeroplane up in the sky" (Pink Floyd - Goodbye Blue Sky) 

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 02:24 | 5107613 JuliaS
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War Games.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:36 | 5106756 WillyWonka
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Neck fat #1!

 

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:47 | 5107007 IridiumRebel
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Has Kevin Henry's trading desk been stolen by a fat Korean kid shooting bottle rockets...in a desert?

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 09:30 | 5108267 Agent P
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He launches missles in the pre-market, but once the bell rings it's buy! buy! buy! on the e-minis. 

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:37 | 5106760 disabledvet
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Has the Pope left yet?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:38 | 5106761 robertocarlos
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His haircut is not too bad. It's almost in style.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:04 | 5106861 knukles
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Couple neck tats and you'd think he was an illegal newly arrived registered Democrat immigrant ....

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:20 | 5106919 Buster Cherry
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+1 for the neck tat jab.

I hate those.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:26 | 5106941 Buster Cherry
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Cant believe you got junked on that.

I got quite a chuckle.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:39 | 5106986 robertocarlos
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Realname nailed the haircut.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:38 | 5106763 Ljoot
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Where's my fucking stapler?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 23:01 | 5107058 Flagit
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Where's my fucking stapler?

I was trying to work an Office Space angle, but I got nothin : (

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 23:29 | 5107172 Realname
Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:40 | 5106773 ironmace
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We get  there in 30 minutes or the pizzas free!!!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:40 | 5106776 Realname
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Flip him upside down and he doubles as a mop. And if you order in the next 20 minutes we'll double your order! Operators are standing by.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:40 | 5106779 Bill of Rights
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" FORE "

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:41 | 5106782 erg
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Hey, the launch was supposed to coincide with someone pulling my finger!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:43 | 5106784 nmewn
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lol...Nork Skeet.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:55 | 5107037 espirit
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Where u been?

Thought you ended up with cabin fever like DoChen & YenCross.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 06:58 | 5107817 nmewn
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Took a little trip down south to the Gulf, hung out here Saturday night...

http://mahuffersfl.com/

...pretty cool place ;-)

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:43 | 5106785 Bonecrusher
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say hello to my little friend

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:42 | 5106786 joego1
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Howee fuk! Get the desk detail to move my desk to the submarine tests!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:43 | 5106790 fonzannoon
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imagine if they had oil. we could send in special forces and capture this guy and bring him back and give him a reality tv show. he would upstage the kardashians. we could have him do thanksgiving dinner at the duck dynasty house. oh lawdy the ratings...

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:18 | 5106910 Buster Cherry
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I fucking love the idea of.giving the leaders of nations hostile to us their own talk show, like Dr Phil, to you know, air the greivances. 

Have celebrety guests and all...  I'd watch that shit.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:44 | 5106794 Bernanke'sDaddy
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HOW DO YOU RIKE MY DONG NOW, BITCHEZ!11!!!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:45 | 5106795 Eyeroller
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Special Delivery, Barry!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:45 | 5106797 Bonecrusher
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Hans Brix, Hans Brix??1?!1    Do you have any idea how busy I am?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:45 | 5106798 One And Only
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Why is the mouse BEHIND the monitor? Come back mouse!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:07 | 5106868 knukles
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CIA miniature microphone ashtray and paperweight.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 23:01 | 5107057 Yen Cross
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+1 Creativity

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:46 | 5106799 order66
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"Now that that one is finished, photoshop 3 more missles here."

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:52 | 5106813 nmewn
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He picked up the technology from the Iranians...lol.

http://boingboing.net/2008/07/10/iran-you-suck-at-pho.html

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:51 | 5106804 Smegley Wanxalot
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"Why no poln on scleens?!?  I wan my poln!  I cut thloat of asshore who brock my poln and Rady Gaga videos!"

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:49 | 5106805 cn13
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No launch!  No, No, No!

I said, "One more Pinacolada".

"And make sure you put the umbrella on it.  The last who didn't ended his family tree."

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:51 | 5106812 stevefromthenet
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This looks photoshopped already

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:51 | 5106815 booboo
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"Dishonorable wife volunteered to ride on rocket"

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:54 | 5106818 J Pancreas
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"Where I find woman on internets with shave down below?"

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 23:36 | 5107216 varnelius
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Where all the white wimmen at?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:54 | 5106819 luna_man
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It's going over there!...Should be going over there!

 

no mo rookie

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:57 | 5106828 urbanelf
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"Fucking IMBA protoss OP!!!  Always the 4-gate all-in!  Nothing beats that shit!"

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:00 | 5106831 DannyTX
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Probably a Black Cat firecracker on the top of an Estes model rocket.  He was waving at some gook to touch the wire to the top of a six-volt lantern battery to launch the POS> 

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:08 | 5106871 knukles
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Gook?
Gook?
That's gonna getchur ass banned, dude.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 01:09 | 5107507 darteaus
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He meant "Cook".

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:59 | 5106832 TheFourthStooge-ing
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World now tremble with apprehension and fear profusely. DPRK science now masters technology of Triple Whistle Rocket With Report!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:00 | 5106834 Seasmoke
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Gangnam style. 

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:14 | 5106894 Gastroinfidel
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Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:12 | 5106836 Moccasin
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That was an entire years ration of corn syrup to make that rocket fuel. Look at it go!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:01 | 5106840 Tanz der Lemminge
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Makes Plan-9 from Outer Space look like an oscar wiiner

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:02 | 5106842 BringOnTheAsteroid
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We need bigger missles. This one is no bigger than my index finger.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:02 | 5106843 45North1
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Thought bubble to self....

" I just wish we could make it bigger, then again, I wish little Kim and the twins were bigger too."

 

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:04 | 5106847 oudinot
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Fuck you America, Denis Rodman designed the missile-its powered by alcohol.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:03 | 5106854 Maxter
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LAN party gone wrong!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:06 | 5106867 optimator
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You IDIOT!!  Its headed towards Israel!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:09 | 5106872 Tuco Benedicto ...
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All of this with just a pull on my finger!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:09 | 5106882 RogerMud
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cameraman! you're in the way!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:32 | 5106884 RogerMud
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Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:15 | 5106901 Xploregon
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DAMN YOU ANGRY BIRDS!!! Now I show YOU!!!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:09 | 5106877 RogerMud
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Yes, we have missile experts but Photoshop experts, that's where it's at!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:10 | 5106886 Buster Cherry
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"Hooo lookee der....I pushee dis button and lookee dat mullyfuka go!"

I bet they can't wait to upgrade to.cell phones.and laptops so the move crew can quit hauling the office around.

 

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:13 | 5106889 Colonel Klink
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Ooooo rook at the pletty locket.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:15 | 5106904 LongMarch
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Oh No! It's going to cross the red line! Wait a minute..meh dosen't matter.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:16 | 5106906 Who was that ma...
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No wait.  I no say "GO".  I say "3-2-1" but I no say "GO".  Now you have to do it over bitchez.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:18 | 5106909 surf0766
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Tie a yellow ribbon round ...

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:18 | 5106912 Eahudimac
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The evril americrans now frear grorius rocket from DRPK, rand of many missile to terminate rife of enermy.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:19 | 5106917 Michigander
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Quick, someone pull my finger.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:22 | 5106924 Downtoolong
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Remember, leave space on the screen to dub in three exploding fighter jets…….

and Godzilla too.

 

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 23:14 | 5107105 TheReplacement
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That's Godzirra to you sir.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:22 | 5106928 q99x2
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I call him Obama.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:26 | 5106944 magnumpk
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Sorry, I opted for the Celebrity Rack contest in the ads.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:28 | 5106948 are we there yet
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Looks like a HALO team play with Dennis Rodman and bff Kimy J. up to a new level.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:43 | 5106998 tony wilson
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hey nuttyyahoo

hey  rabbi

you bastards

Sayonara you cock suckers

Dang sin eun jook eul got ee dah

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:46 | 5107005 BlindMonkey
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What do you mean I would level faster if I bought game gold from Chinese farmers? I have 24 million people to sit on computers 18 hours a day!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:50 | 5107015 Sages wife
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HEY,..wait up goddam it.  Where the fuck is Ferguson?  Get funny dress bball guy back on the line.  No sir, no likey one bit.  Pack this shit up quick. 

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:51 | 5107020 Captain Jack Sparrow
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"1 bet it will take 1 minute for Barry to call me about this!"

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:52 | 5107023 Notsobadwlad
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"Hey, dude with the camera, pull my finger! lol ..."

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:58 | 5107041 NovaJohnny
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This is FAT FINGER that cause all stock market trouble!!!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:58 | 5107046 world_debt_slave
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i'm a god!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:58 | 5107047 Yen Cross
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  lol, recycled Nork news?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 23:01 | 5107059 Captain Jack Sparrow
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(Jimmy Hendrix playing on the compuer)

Kim "Excuse me while I kiss the sky!"

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 23:13 | 5107101 TheReplacement
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Buh bye wifey.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 23:17 | 5107116 Realname
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I told you Viagra would make rocket work!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 23:18 | 5107126 FlyinHigh
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Wat da fuk es dat?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 23:21 | 5107141 Dragon HAwk
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Wind is Blowing towards the West wonder where the Rocket is going to Go...

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 23:22 | 5107143 Rhal
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Noth Korea raunch misso to proov I am threat to world.

Pleese send aid, o we make troubo.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 06:51 | 5107807 griffey247
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winner

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 23:35 | 5107210 adr
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We add AA missle to Microsoft Flight Simulator 98.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 00:12 | 5107367 NOTfromSanFrancisco
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What does the missile say?... Launch launch launch launch launch launch launch

                                           Zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom

                                           Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 00:22 | 5107403 wossname
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That's one!

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 00:23 | 5107407 teslaberry
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" we got ebola on that warhead right?"

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 00:39 | 5107448 UGrev
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Fuck.. I gotta wait 2 days for my fucking town hall to upgrade? Might as well launch missiles while I wait.. 

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 01:02 | 5107494 401K of Dooom
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I can't wait for the cellphone app for that!

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 01:05 | 5107502 FullFaithAndCretin
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Pull my finger.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 01:10 | 5107514 darteaus
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"Is that the rocket?"

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 01:16 | 5107527 are we there yet
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I notice the great leader has an ash tray on his desk. A secret smoker like Obama. Whatever gets his rockets off.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 01:21 | 5107531 Silver Kiwi
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I didn't say fire!! Get that fuckin rocket back here! NOW!!!

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 01:41 | 5107566 Flybyknight
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This new pwaystation is fukn awwsssum

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 02:37 | 5107602 eXMachina
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Nice white phone line! Probably using an extension cable under the fence to some bordering village house in South Korea. Grandmaa is wondering why her phone bill is so high and and who the hell called the erotic 1-900 Penis Rodman line?

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 02:22 | 5107611 moonstears
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"Hole up jussa one minna, I needa maka pee pee."

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 02:30 | 5107617 giggler321
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there has always been fireworks towards bitcoin miners.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 03:01 | 5107646 smacker
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    "Hurry up will yer, I've gotta go the hairdressers"

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 03:56 | 5107692 grekko
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Somebody get me a burrito!

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 04:01 | 5107696 Rastech
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"See! North Korea pizza delivery so much faster than Capitalist Running Dog pizza delivery! Pizza so good with computer games!"

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 04:26 | 5107715 Volaille de Bresse
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"Malaysian Airlines here we come!"

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 05:40 | 5107718 Seeing Red
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I launch higher percentage of missiles than all other country!  PLUS I have three kinds of monitors on desk -- who is in charge NOW silly american stooges!!  Big-boobed western women grovel beneath my brazen manliness and chubby altitude!!  I have perfect war plan (written in WordPerfect) -- all shall bow before my Pentium of Death!!

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