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Obama Putting Vacation On Hold, Returning To Washington For "Unspecified Meetings"

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Earlier we joked that "it is rumored, although unlikely, that a city devolving into a state of emergency and actual curfew, will be enough for the president to take a break from his golf game and make a teleprompted statement later today." Just a few short hours later, in a stunning development and in what may well be a first for the president, Obama announced he planned to take a break in the middle of his Martha's Vineyard vacation and return to Washington on Sunday night for "unspecified meetings with Vice President Joe Biden and other advisers."

According to CBS "The White House has been cagey about why the president needs to be back in Washington for those discussions. Part of the decision appears aimed at countering criticism that Obama is spending two weeks on a resort island in the midst of so many foreign and domestic crises."

Well, he is. But one wonders if the president taking a break from taking a break will fix everything overnight. If Obama was indeed serious about fixing things, instead he should have announced that he was staying on the Vineyard for the next two years.

More from CBS:

Those crises turned the first week of Obama's vacation into a working holiday. He made on-camera statements on U.S. military action in Iraq and the clashes between police and protesters in Ferguson, Missouri. He called foreign leaders to discuss the tensions between Ukraine and Russia, as well as between Israel and Hamas."


"I think it's fair to say there are, of course, ongoing complicated situations in the world, and that's why you've seen the president stay engaged," White House spokesman Eric Schultz said.


Obama is scheduled to return to Martha's Vineyard on Tuesday and stay through next weekend.


Even though work has occupied much of Obama's first week on vacation, he still found plenty of time to golf, go to the beach with his family and go out to dinner on the island.


He also attended a birthday party for Democratic adviser Vernon Jordan's wife, where he spent time with former President Bill Clinton and Hillary Rodham Clinton.

So... futures open limit up in a few hours as the algos price in even more global destruction and resulting monetary "stimulus"?


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Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:09 | 5105257 Yen Cross
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 Less than Zero MUCH?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:09 | 5105262 NemoDeNovo
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Is it time for a #BeerSummit in #Ferguson?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:17 | 5105301 Deathrips
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I was wondering how many days he could go on without we all know.





Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:23 | 5105320 strannick
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Why do they even bother to tell the Community Organizer that they having a meeting?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:24 | 5105335 espirit
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Uh Mr. President, you've fucked up this mess and need to get back here and do damage control.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:33 | 5105376 smlbizman
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black jesus.........

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:47 | 5105434 eclectic syncretist
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Rumor has it that obama will campaign in Ferguson with this music...

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:56 | 5105484 BigJim
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His handlers were concerned the sheep might begin to wonder if Obama wasn't actually the chief helmsman after all.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 14:33 | 5105609 0b1knob
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He's meeting with Joe Biden?   Things that make you go hmmmmm.

Possibly Obama will resign early next year then Biden could run as incumbent and still serve two more full terms.   Or possible Biden will be forced out and/or executive actioned and Elizabeth Warren will be appointed VP.

Obama's final finger to the Clintons.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 14:42 | 5105632 Stoploss
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"Biden could run as incumbent"

There's not enough hair left on his ass to make that happen.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 15:17 | 5105730 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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The nigglet sucks at golf anyway.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:05 | 5105884 Keyser
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Bank holiday tomorrow? 

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:50 | 5106006 Herodotus
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He will announce nationalization of 5 largest banks, nationalization of the Federal Reserve banks, and "temporary" re-investment of 50% IRA and 401(k) accounts into U.S. Treasury Bonds and notes of varying maturities from 10 to 100 years.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:38 | 5106172 oudinot
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Leonardo: Nice prose!

What English grad school did you attend?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 15:26 | 5105768 RafterManFMJ
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Not sure how this works but if 0bam0 abdicated, wouldn't the Yeti become Regent until his eldest daughter reached her majority?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 15:52 | 5105843 moonstears
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I think it's actually "Wookie American would become Lord of the Sith." Mind your PCness./sarc

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 14:50 | 5105655 moonstears
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Warren...interesting, go back to her (maybe youtube?)as an academic economist...quite brilliant, IMO

now view her as "politician talking economy"...WTF? Man these politicians are BOUGHT!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 15:12 | 5105716 wisefool
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It is plausible. As recently as 2008, if a politician left office and criticized their sitting successor, that would get you in double super secret probation. Even if they were from a different party. And especially if they were a president.

Hillary openly trashed Obama's foreign policy. She then mocked him with childish "Hug it out comments." He is still in office. She worked for him. They are in the upper rings of the same party. This means the TPTB are probably done with Obama and they gave her permission.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:31 | 5105960 0b1knob
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I can remember when Nixon was in trouble he viewed Spiro Agnew as his impeachment insurance.  Agnew was such a doofus that no one would want him as pres.   He had the same sort of tendency to say stupid things that Biden has.

Well Agnew was removed for some trivial scandal from years ago.  This happened with astonishing speed.   Then Ford was appointed as VP.   This was all that made Nixon's threatened impeachment plausible.    Nixon was gone soon after.

Something up?   Obama may have become such a liability that he will be gone soon.    

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 18:30 | 5106329 Andre
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Yes, he may be gone soon.

What concerns me is how he gets gone. The SS seems to have a finely developed sense of when not to be in the way (JFK, Reagan).

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 20:56 | 5106670 Keyser
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Jim Willie hinted at such a move in late summer by TPTB... According to JW, evidence will surface that will force Obama out of office... We can only hope, but then the fear is Joe Biden... 

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 20:42 | 5106638 kaiserhoff
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I said a few weeks ago, I thought Barry would resign for "health reasons."

AIDS, Ebola, ear wigs???  Couldn't happen to a nicer poof fairy.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:12 | 5106067 Roll Tide
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Could be but doesn't Lurch Kerry, who served in Vietnam, get a shot at the job before Princess Bull Turds.   How do you spell Coup D'etat?  Whose idea was it to give the controls over to these knuckleheads? 

Meanwhile, back at the Vineyard - Michelle is picking the menu for tonight. No BO please.  

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 19:15 | 5106450 Multiuseless
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More like this one..... a newer song you may not have heard.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:31 | 5105370 oudinot
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What I can't understand the posters who do the gay Prez.  angle,as above, which are boring, monotonous and irrelevant.  There has been excellent leaders that have bene homo/bi-sexual : Alexander the Great, all of the Roman Antonine Emperors: Araham Linclon.

President Obama does so many things wrong from ACA ,Wall Street, foreign policy; the administration is a mess.

So, if you don't like the man, focus your intellectual bile at the real Presidential activities that affect us all?


Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:45 | 5105427 Jam Akin
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"Araham" Lincoln was excellent?  Let the flaming begin...

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:52 | 5105455 Pure Evil
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If he would actually come out of the closet as a flaming homo, then maybe we'd drop that angle.

Until that time.

Forward To The Bathhouse Barry!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 14:13 | 5105541 manofthenorth
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oudinot or idiot ??   Nero was a poofter and a fucking psychopath , you want to hold up a slew of poofter Emperors as examples of good leadership ??? And you come on here to slam the "intellectual" merits of other posters ???? Go back to your dark and rotten hole you fucking idiot.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 15:21 | 5105702 oudinot
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It's oudinot; in respect for a courageous French Marshal.

mano; You just proved my point, Nero was a poofter psychopath and other 'poofter's , as you so delicately put it, were not as in my examples.

So sexuality has nothing to do with  leadership skills.


So who cares about a leader's sexuality as it has no bearing on performance?  Discussion should be about leadership does , not what sex it prefers in private..


Sun, 08/17/2014 - 15:43 | 5105820 manofthenorth
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With all potential respect , it appears to me that you do not have a point. "Leadership skills" , are you fucking kidding me ? My point is that the big O is just a big ZERO at best and a dangerous psychopath at worst . He is a more effective evil than Bush could have ever been . Any criticism of O makes you a "racist". Check mate , well plated you baby eating bastards. This bought 8 more years of carte blanche for Constitutional violations and war crimes. The great white guilt has subverted the last shreds of reason. If O stood for ANYTHING I might be able to respect SOMETHING he has done but he is a TOTAL used car salesman that will say ANYTHING for his bosses. So far as what we do "in private" your beloved GOVT. does not believe that you are entitled to such a thing.


Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:11 | 5105905 Keyser
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So sexuality has nothing to do with  leadership skills.


If a person is confused about their sexual orientation, they are most likely not stable in general... Which is the last person I would want in a position of authority... Just look at Obama, he is doing such a wonderful job, right?  


Sun, 08/17/2014 - 18:39 | 5106326 Anusocracy
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Leadership means fucking over other people.

Fuck leadership, only infants and morons need it.

The world needs 10,000 years of minding your own business to make up for 10,000 years of psychopathic killers meddling in other people's business.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:22 | 5105932 oudinot
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OK, one more time:

1. I think President Obama, his policies and himself are total disasters and  ,as much as I loathed  Bush Shrub's reign,  I think Obama has hurt the Republic even worse, and that's really  saying something.

2.  A leader's sexuality is irrelevent as  it does not affect  performance, as we have discovered  above, but , rather cheapens the discussion while distracting participants from examining the pertinent issues like : foreign policy, immigration, enitlement madness, an audited Fed,States rights et al.


Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:26 | 5105942 oudinot
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OK, one more time:

1. I think President Obama, his policies and himself are total disasters and  ,as much as I loathed  Bush Shrub's reign,  I think Obama has hurt the Republic even worse, and that's really  saying something.

2.  A leader's sexuality is irrelevent as  it does not affect  performance, as we have discovered  above, but , rather cheapens the discussion while distracting participants from examining the pertinent issues like : foreign policy, immigration, enitlement madness, an audited Fed,States rights et al.


Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:46 | 5105997 California Nigh...
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 Nero was a poofter 


"Poofter" is a Brit word rarely used in the USA. The Brits are right up there with the Japanese as being the world's most psychosexually fucked people. All they can think about is homosexuality. Young man, get yourself to Castro Streeet and become the woman you were meant to be. In California, nobody cares what you do in the bedroom. Enjoy. Leave Leviticus the medieval era behind. It's the Twenty First century, for Christ's sake. 
Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:33 | 5106155 ugmug
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Obama is coming back to DC to get a school lunch for both their threaten them whenever they become troublesome.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 04:41 | 5107727 goldsansstandard
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Declare Ebola national emergency?

or figure out how to not waste a worldwide pandemic crisis.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 14:16 | 5105547 Headbanger
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So oudinot..  Wht you're really saying then.


So please explain further how you know that fact.


Sun, 08/17/2014 - 15:22 | 5105708 oudinot
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I really don't care if he's gay or not?

Intelligent people that do care have issues with themselves, not with Obama.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:08 | 5105891 VWAndy
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Gay or not he sucks as leaders go. Hypocrisy is not a form of government. ffs!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:34 | 5105973 MontgomeryScott
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"BUSTED! Governments Hire Web Trolls To Sway Publc Opinion"

Your comments, while interesting, have nothing to do with the fact that the puppet figurehead Barry Soetoro (and his Wookie wife) have been called back from his 'get-away-from-it-all' vacation (most likely to be briefed on his next theatrical performance).

As far as 'intelligent people' go:

SERIOUSLY, do you think that Lincoln was a pole-smoker?

The Bohemian Grove has an opening for a 'P.R.' writer. You should submit your resume'.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:56 | 5106018 oudinot
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Scottie: I don't know if Lincoln was bi-sexual , however, with the evidence I would have to say, 'probably'.

In the 1830's or so it was common for men to share a bed as there was a shortage of beds.

Lincoln , though, spent four years sleeping in the same bed with Joshua Speed-quite a sustained period-when Linclon had other alterntitve living arrangements to choose from.   When they went their separate ways they still saw each other for many years.

Lincoln never got along with his wife , Mary.  When he was President Captain David Dickerson would sleep in the White House when Mary was away.  Lincoln joked around with this staff with he  his friend Capt. Dickerson were "getting thick".

Anyways, whether he was or not , his sexuality was  immaterial  to his legacy or any other political leaders'.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:45 | 5106139 Christophe2
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oudinot, you claim that sexuality is immaterial to politics, but that is simply not true:

- People care about LIES, and some lies are simpler to understand than others.  Lying about his sexuality, lying about his endless cheating on his wife - these are things that show VERY WELL what character he has, since everyone in their personal life is beset with the same choice: be true and faithful to your spouse, or lie and cheat like Obama.

- Elites are all bisexual victims of mind-break (ex:  Noticing this helps people differentiate the elite's agents from the rest of the flock.

=> I couldn't care less about regular people's sexual orientation and practices, but when it comes to some blowhard politician making endless promises to me, I CARE to see that the dude isn't a MOTHERFUCKER, or a cheater, or a liar IN ALL ASPECTS OF HIS LIFE.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:49 | 5106218 oudinot
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So Clinton 'lied' about getting a blow job so he was a bad leader?

Kennedy 'lied', fooled around with other women while married so he's was not a good leader?

Those examples, above,  were 'white lies'  about sex, I don't think it qualifies.

However, Bush, Cheney lying about WMD's in Iraq; Johnson lying about the Gulf of Tonkin; Reagan lying he couldn't 'recall' when he traded arms to Iran for cash for Nicarauga Contras (thugs); Truman lying that dropping atomic bombs on Japan saved a million American soldier's lives (Emperor Hirohito was trying to surrender for months; the American wanted the bombs deployed to scare the USSR); those lies are monstrous and I totally agree with you.


Can you see the difference?





Sun, 08/17/2014 - 18:22 | 5106310 Christophe2
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Clinton not only lied about his stupid blowjob (fucking psyop), he also lied about how he was running cocaine for the Bush family out of Arkansas, just like he lied about how he was trying to create jobs for Americans (when in fact he did everything he could to help 'globalization' along).

How the FUCK was Clinton anything else than a BAD MOTHERFUCKING LEADER?  The guy is a god-damned well-known RAPIST (, and you are trying to make us still believe the MSM's take on him?  Dude, this is ZH, not fucking prime-time TV.

The American Dream is a LIE, our leaders are sociopaths.  Wake the fuck up already.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 18:59 | 5106419 manofthenorth
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For honesty , clarity and conviction !


Mon, 08/18/2014 - 00:23 | 5107412 drendebe10
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"I never inhaled."

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:34 | 5105970 oudinot
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Real addition to the conversation, Pure Evil; "Barry Bathouse"-hmmnn-I think you are better described as ,"Pure Banal"

Don't worry stop reaching for your dictionary-'banal' has nothing to do with 'anal' and I am not going 'homphobe' on you (actually, I think that's what he really wants,  eh?, shurely, editor).

Just describing you as boring, monotonous, uninteresting.


Mon, 08/18/2014 - 00:22 | 5107402 drendebe10
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Well, would anyone really expect the turd to be upfront and honest when it hasn't been it's entire life.  What else would one really expect from such a corrupt arrogant arrogant narcissitic illegal indoensian kenyan alien muslim sociopathic pathologic liar in cihef only interested in its celebrity grand imperial life style on the backs of hardworking taxpaying Us citizen serfs and peasants.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 14:22 | 5105570 Abitdodgie
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Obama and Micheal in the white house together , if you know what I mean .

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:08 | 5106689 Herodotus
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Lincoln left 600,000 dead in his wake.  No American president has topped this yet.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 15:02 | 5105493 BigJim
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What I can't understand the posters who do the gay Prez.  angle,as above, which are boring, monotonous and irrelevant.  There has been excellent leaders that have bene homo/bi-sexual : Alexander the Great, all of the Roman Antonine Emperors: Araham Linclon.

+1 for calling out the homophobia.

-1000 for describing the sociopathic AtG and 'Honest' Abe 'excellent' leaders... unless you're using the word 'leader' in the way you might describe Tony Soprano as a 'leader'.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 15:30 | 5105783 oudinot
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Alexander III never lost a battle.

Trajan,Hadrian , Antonius Pius, Marcus Aurelius ruled over the most peaceful times in Western  society  in the last 2000 years.

Abraham Linclon freed the slaves, won the bloody American Civil war.

You may not agree with their deeds per se, but one cannot deny-without blushing -that such are all gigantic monuments of effective leadership.


Sun, 08/17/2014 - 15:58 | 5105860 localspaced
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Plus 1 for trying anyway, buddy.

Not sure how bigoted rednecks came to be associated with libertarian(ish) viewpoints. I just take it as an indication of how fucked up the political and societal discourse has become in the US. Its truly back to the roaring twenties with these dumb fucks. 

Societies get the leaders they deserve. The Romans had Trajan... The americans have Nixon, Reagan, Bush and Obama...

As we say in the ghetto: nuff said

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:43 | 5106182 Christophe2
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Alexander enslaved and killed hundreds of thousands of people (millions?).  He went on a huge tear across Asia Minor and 'successfully' destroyed everything and everyone in his way.

The Roman emperors oversaw a society of slaves, fascism, and endless wars to militarily conquer all neighbors, but they hired their own sellout scholars to paint a pretty historical picture of the "most peaceful times in Western society".

The Civil war killed more Americans than any other war, and it was obviously not fought to free the slaves (who ended up often EVEN WORSE than before), just like how the USA didn't in fact destroy Iraq in order to instill 'democracy' there...

You may not want to look critically at their deeds, but one cannot deny -without lying- that their work was all about empire building and systemic violence, subjugation, slavery, coercion, lies and 'politics'.  (oh, and all of them were bisexual and very-likely childhood victims of mind-break, FWIW)

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 18:19 | 5106296 manofthenorth
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There is no point in trying to reason , reason has nothing to do with it.



Sun, 08/17/2014 - 15:32 | 5105785 RafterManFMJ
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There ya go, control the language. Nicely played.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 07:49 | 5107902 oudinot
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Tony Soprano did not defeat the huge Persian army, he did not reign over peace or free the slaves.

Your example is completely spurious.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 14:23 | 5105574 Escrava Isaura
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Have you no shame, sir?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:22 | 5105793 Deathrips
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Dont be a fag. The point is hes a liar..i dont care whos dick O's sucking.



Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:26 | 5105936 Deathrips
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The best bodyguard in the world is useless if they are unreliable. I know the idea of having a caretaker is pathetic, but the majority of the populace is into feeding at the trough. With whom are they placing (or misplacing) their trust?

I will not bleat for a puppet that is unreliable...they are all liars and as such are unreliable.

Any questions?


If you just think for 1 minute...just one. Think about it.





Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:20 | 5106103 logicalman
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Gay, Straight, Bi..... who cares.

What he does with his tackle doesn't affect me much.

He delivers the lines his puppet masters tell him to.

He's there to fool the populace (Not too difficult a job, in most cases)

He is only really an accessory to the crimes of those actually committing them.

No point listening to the monkey, it's the organ grinder that controls things - or to use an old Brit saying, watch the mechanic, not the oily rag.


Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:19 | 5105318 nidaar
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Couldn't they just use Skype dammit, his golf pleasure has just been ruined.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:56 | 5105480 Pure Evil
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He needed to head back to pick up a few tips from Stan the Caddie.


Sun, 08/17/2014 - 14:07 | 5105516 Ineverslice
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That guy played on Star Trek Next Gen as those short guys with big ears, interested only in "profit".

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 14:25 | 5105579 Abitdodgie
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Skype is so yesterday , who does that anymore, since Microsft started recording all the calls and wanting personal shit, fukdat.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:55 | 5105469 Bossman1967
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Beer are you kidding me weed and crack on the agenda. The markets this week come friday reed dow at record highs S&P over 2000 and gold and silver dump all is good in the world Obama fixed it in 2days

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:43 | 5106192 BrosephStiglitz
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The best part is.. there is so much fucked up stuff happening globally now, I simply do not have ANY idea what might prompt this.

It could be about Ferguson, maybe ISIS, maybe US debt, the Eurozone debt, Japanese debt,  Ukraine, Russia, ISIS, Eeeeeebola.

Or it might just be that Biden locked himself out of the Whitehouse while barbequeing on the lawn and needs Obama's spare key.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 22:15 | 5106899 BraveSirRobin
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"Is it time for a #BeerSummit in #Ferguson?"

Nope, Reggie needs some action.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:11 | 5105270 Bloppy
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Maybe he's going to campaign for the craaazy wacko Democrats just nominated for US Senate in Montana, there's a damning clip of her meltdowns:

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:33 | 5105380 TeamDepends
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Typical idiot progressive, nothing more nothing less. Have you seen Joel Gilbert's film There's No Place Like Utopia? Every American needs to watch this movie as Gilbert completely destroys progressivism using their own words and actions. This moonbat from Montana could have had a starring role!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 14:13 | 5105539 americanspirit
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Hey Bloppy - I watched that clip and I have to say I would vote for a woman with this kind of passion and sense of the absurd in a flash. But that''s just because I happen to love women who drive male bigots crazy.

I have a bumper sticker on my old truck that has earned a virtually unlimited number of key scratches - it says "I love to see Republicans smoking."

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 14:31 | 5105606 VWAndy
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Another red/blue twat. Get a clue. Whatever reason you can come up with why your team is better I would love to know.


Sun, 08/17/2014 - 14:51 | 5105657 VWAndy
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Americanspirit is a tabacco brand just so ya know.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 15:25 | 5105763 VWAndy
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Just clueless. You realy like her because she sets off your gaydar.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:16 | 5105917 Keyser
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It's ok Andy... AS owned himself, as you noted... Something that libertards have a knack of doing over and over and over again... Ignorance is not an excuse for stupidity... 

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:24 | 5106116 logicalman
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There's little difference between an uninformed genius and a well informed idiot.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:36 | 5106164 americanspirit
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I have another bumper sticker - "I love to make rednecks' blood pressure spike."

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:40 | 5106176 FredFlintstone
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Proud of being a teat sucker? Wait til the teat dries up.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:48 | 5106210 VWAndy
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Because your all about unity and stuff.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:12 | 5106701 americanspirit
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Whoa - you guys are definitely terminators. Let me guess. 190/120. Go for it and stroke on out.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 21:35 | 5106754 VWAndy
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Victem card. Check

 Stereotyping fail. Check

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:19 | 5105313 Cattender
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what could be so important to pull OBunga off the Fucking Golf course?????

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:26 | 5105346 espirit
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Liberating Texas from Perry's repugblikan stranglehold?

just /s.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:52 | 5105451 eclectic syncretist
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Maybe he wants the residents of Ferguson to know that if he had a son he would be golfing with him right now.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:31 | 5105365 TheReplacement
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This is sarc, I hope.

He's going to be meeting with all the alphabet agencies on the Federal arrest and imprisonment of Governor Perry as well has taking Federal control of the state of Texas until the political and border crises can be brought under control, ie (or is it eg? - don't care) Texas turns blue.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 00:11 | 5107365 drendebe10
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Geee, that's tooo baaaaaddd.... fewer rounds of golf for the corrupt arrogant arrogant narcissitic illegal indoensian kenyan alien muslim sociopathic pathologic liar in cihef only interested in its celebrity grand imperial life style on the backs of hardworking taxpaying Us citizen serfs and peasants.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 00:32 | 5107430 junction
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Maybe the meeting has something to do with the spreading Ebola virus outbreak in Africa. Will Obama extend his Martha Vineyard's stay by two weeks as he awaits reports on how many stateside Americans have come down with Ebola and been held in quarantine and incommunicado? What happens when Americans find out "IT'S HERE," and not just those two missionaries in Atlanta. Grim stuff indeed.

Uganda "on high alert" over Ebola outbreak Reuters.

Last updated Mon 18 Aug 2014

Uganda is on high alert for Ebola since the World Health Organization (WHO) last Wednesday classified neighboring Kenya as a "high-risk" country for the spread of Ebola. Uganda's Ministry of Health has publicised the current situation and reminded people to be on the lookout for relevant symptoms. "In Uganda, we've alerted... every week, we alerted the population. We give an update on the status of Ebola in West Africa and still remind people to be alert, to be vigilant", said Anthony Mbonyi, an official with Uganda's Ministry of Health.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:09 | 5105259 quasimodo
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Boo hoo. Who really gives a crap? So he gets less holiday, big f-king deal

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:10 | 5105265 stormsailor
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so he had an early tee off time?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:52 | 5105456 Cacete de Ouro
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How long could you stand the many moods of a Wookie?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:13 | 5105281 fonzannoon
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Can't the leader of the FSA get a week off???

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:21 | 5105326 rqb1
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2 weeks.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:27 | 5105356 espirit
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New moniker?

Prezident of the USSA FSA.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:59 | 5105491 Pure Evil
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I think it's

Commander In Chief of the FSA.

Barry: FORWARD to the bathhouse!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:51 | 5106111 oudinot
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Pure banal: can you devise another angle on your attacks on the President.

"Bathouse' is getting real old, my friend.

Think of something new and unboring.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:13 | 5105282 joego1
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Go back to that rat hole of the white house and have his advisers kiss his ass for a while before he takes of for some more fun.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:14 | 5105284 Yellowhoard
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Please stay on vacation!!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:40 | 5105407 Kirk2NCC1701
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Well, school starts again soon. 

Must go shopping for clothes & supplies, meet teachers, sign up for the Volunteer Group.  ;-)

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:15 | 5105286 ekm1
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I think he received an ultimatum from neocons of both parties and military complex:


Either show up at work or vacate the office.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:18 | 5105299 fonzannoon
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ekm may I direct you to the post below mine for an alternate explanation?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:21 | 5105319 boattrash
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He's likely pissed about the ISIS/White House Photo Tweet. Gotta get back and send moar bombs!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:30 | 5105362 espirit
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Or Putin released the MH 17 black box transcripts.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:33 | 5105379 ekm1
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That he preannounced it?

Exactly. That is why I am saying he has received an ultimatum

Everybody knew that he pre announced it

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:15 | 5105287 djsmps
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Just a few short hours later, in a stunning development and in what may well be a first for the president, Obama announced he planned to take a break in the middle of his Martha's Vineyard vacation and return to Washington on Sunday night for "unspecified meetings with Vice President Joe Biden and other advisers."


You know, this was announced and covered in the press before he even left for vacation.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:18 | 5105309 stormsailor
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yeah we know, mr buzzkill

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:24 | 5105336 Shad_ow
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"You know, this was announced and covered in the press before he even left for vacation."

Thanks for bringing reality back to this topic.  We need as much sanity as we can find in this crazy world.


Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:35 | 5105388 Captain Willard
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It's generally considered to be good greens-keeping protocol to close the course Mondays for routine repairs. So the Monday back-to-Washington Marine One flight at huge taxpayer expense makes perfect sense. The Joint Base Andrews course will be open Monday, or so I'm guessing.

Besides, can you blame the guy for wanting a break from Michelle after one full week? 

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 14:07 | 5105514 eclectic syncretist
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He will tell Holder what theSECOND autopsy should conclude....

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:27 | 5106133 logicalman
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Can anyone on ZH even imagine taking advice from Joe Biden????

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:17 | 5105298 CunnyFunt
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Time to call in Jenny Psaki, you know, to tweet our way out of this. #allfuckedup

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:21 | 5105321 Yen Cross
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  lmfao Cunny... Good one! Warped minds think alike...

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:18 | 5105300 kowalli
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but but what about golf?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:23 | 5105330 codecode
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must be rain in the forecast...

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:31 | 5105372 espirit
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Teleprompter in 3...2...1...

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:30 | 5106138 logicalman
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Without the prompter, he might say something his handlers don't want him to.

Just stand up there, in front of everyone, and read from the 'cards' we gave you.

See, being pres is easy, if you have no gag reflex.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:18 | 5105302 stormsailor
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well, whatever the reason it will be more f*cked up after he returns then before he left.


thats my position an i'm sticking with it


Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:20 | 5105303 Fuku Ben
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Something important that they don't want monitored or intercepted is up. He's doing his harlem shuffle back to meet his knight of malta master at the whitehouse

The criminal media propagandists could not figure out what he's up to if he was signing martial law in front of them. They'd need the press sec'y to spoon feed it to them.

MSM: What's that document the President is signing?

Press Sec'y: He's freeing the slaves

MSM: Wow, what a headline!

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:31 | 5106151 logicalman
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I thought Lincoln was supposed to have already done that.

In fact, he just re-defined the meaning of the word.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:18 | 5105307 p00k1e
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Obama received the ISIS flag to raise in the White House.

I’ve got gloves made in Pakistan so I know Muslims have textile industry and can stitch flags.  

Perhaps  Bush told the CIA to let the Muslim slip through as a layer of  911 cover-up.  

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:20 | 5105322 CosmicDebris
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Nothing to do with small riots in a nothing town I'll bet. I wonder what's really up.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:21 | 5105323 silverer
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An unspecified meeting means it's a standard meeting.  No transparency, and nothing gets resolved.  The goal is always "What can we do with this crisis to further our political agenda?"

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:22 | 5105324 williambanzai7
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He is in to get his Johnson serviced by Hunter Bite'em

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:29 | 5105359 Yen Cross
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  Billy the "Die Hard".  It's 1:25 a.m. in Hong Kong.

  Current local time in Hong Kong – Hong Kong

  ? Billy's Got A Gun Live 1983 - YouTube

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 15:19 | 5105741 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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Reggie is waiting for him in a White House guest room!  Oral sex on the menu

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:53 | 5106229 oudinot
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Incisive point , leonardo.

It was so funny, I forgot to laugh.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:23 | 5105331 DOGGONE
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See the URL at my bio.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:26 | 5105341 Infinite QE
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AIPAC coming in to demand more $$$ for the Iron Condom

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:55 | 5105473 disabledvet
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That's about the only thing I could imagine moving the golf game.

Tuesday is the end of the cease fire between Israel and Hamas...prepare for fireworks.

Gold at five hundred bucks an ounce...look out below.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 14:27 | 5105593 Infinite QE
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Yeah but who are we kidding. They don't need the monkey-in-chief to approve anything. They just send invoices.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:26 | 5105344 Seasmoke
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18 holes. 1 + 8 = 9. Drop the Zero. 

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:27 | 5105352 ShrNfr
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It has been long since known that he was going to return to Washington in the middle of his vacation. The topic was surmised to be politics by all concerned.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:27 | 5105353 Dubaibanker
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Very interesting read on how the American media would have written, had the Ferguson, Missouri riots happened in another country.

Need I mention, American media is turning - in reality - into a poorly written satire, which everyone else can see, but the media! As someone from Ferguson said, these riots will not be written in the media (which they have not to a large extent), but will be on Instagram, Twitter and Vine, which says a lot about the media control to deliver propaganda, around the world, but more so in the US.

At least, many in America still feel that they are all good and the problems are just in other countries (thanks in a large part to the media) and can never reach America. Well...Ebola, riots, fraud foreclosures, bank collapses, lack of decent middle class jobs, insolvent cities, insolvent municipalities, rampant fraud like Galileo hedge fund or Madoff and crony capitalism are all inside America already! Did I miss anything?

How we'd cover Ferguson if it happened in another country
Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:34 | 5105381 franzpick
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Has to discuss how to send some armed Chicago "community disorganizers" into Ferguson tonight to make the racial turmoil and 'gun violence' issues be recognized nationwide.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:39 | 5105403 franzpick
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And to discuss how to correct O'BOLA's earlier failed Trayvon Martin racial division ploy, with perhaps, "If I had another son, he would look like Mike Brown Jr."

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:34 | 5105382 FreedomGuy
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This worries me. What could be so serious that he misses a tee time? If he is giving up any part of his vacation or golfing I would think it has to be either a near WW3 situation or an opportunity for a billion dollar fund raiser. Those are the only two genre's that could get him off the green.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:37 | 5105394 suteibu
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Wait...Joe Biden is advising him?  On what?

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:39 | 5105402 pupdog1
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How to play with blocks.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 14:10 | 5105529 Theta_Burn
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My thoughts exactly

My guess is the vermouth inventory has reached critical levels at the presidential cocktail lounge.

I'm going to miss ole ginbloom, the guy is an absolute pisser at parties, thats been his roll in gov for 20 yrs.

Our prez just needs some rehearsal time, shits piling up boy...

I'm just getting back from Murtle Bch. SC, where I seen a bumper sticker saying "I'm ready for Hillary" right next to the faded Obama/Biden one.. now thats a fucking image..

Anyway, buy a Ram150 from a certain dealer in S.C. and get a free Remington 308 or Mossberg shotgun

Long rednecks, fireworks, and booze...


Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:35 | 5106163 logicalman
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You forgot weed and longbows (bows are quieter and don't make smoke.)


Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:53 | 5106228 BrosephStiglitz
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"My guess is the vermouth inventory has reached critical levels at the presidential cocktail lounge."


-golf clap-

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:05 | 5105883 thamnosma
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Joe Biden is a worthless sack o'shit BUT he was right about Iraq years ago when he suggested it be divided into 3 - Kurdish, Sunni, Shia.  It's happening anyway.  I agreed with him then.  About the only thing I've ever seen eye to eye with that idiot.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:37 | 5105398 p00k1e
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Rumor is “Ebola Martyrs” have been deployed into the U.S.  Obama will shelter in place.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:47 | 5105432 Amish Hacker
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I'm having a hard time picturing the White House mummified with visqueen and duct tape, but of course stranger things have happened...

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 14:11 | 5105532 Pure Evil
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Not visqueen, latex. Just drop an extra large vagina condom over and call it the Latex Dome.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 14:12 | 5105534 p00k1e
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Rumor is, Obama will stage a ‘self-shooting’ on the White House lawn and a few minutes later “Reanimate”.  After, using tactics recently learned in Ferguson, the reanimated Obama will order all X-ians to be bussed to the FEAM camps where they will receive a free head lopping. 

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 14:12 | 5105535 TabakLover
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"ebola martyrs"........  you can be damn sure Al-queda, et. al. have already thought of this

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 14:21 | 5105569 Dr. Engali
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You spelled AL-CIA-DUH wrong.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:40 | 5105406 VWAndy
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Its his turn to operate a drone.

Sun, 08/17/2014 - 13:40 | 5105408 buzzsaw99
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If Obama was indeed serious about fixing things, instead he should have announced that he was staying on the Vineyard for the next two years...

amen. preach it brother.

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