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Tue, 08/19/2014 - 09:53 | 5114035 goneYonder
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Duuuuuude, that was the most awesome bit of truth I've read in a good while. I rarely laugh from the heart, and even more seldomly on a second reading, but man....this one gets copied into my wordfile for when I need a little dose.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 19:21 | 5111486 ThroxxOfVron
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Give it a rest.

There is no civilization.

All is fair in shove and war.

ALL looting small OR large IS just looting.

ALL looting black OR white IS just looting.

ALL looters deserve to be shot square in the face.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 01:51 | 5113168 TeethVillage88s
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Well you packin' heat?

Maybe there is gonna be a Militia problem in Ferguson.

I'm just sayin'. Mericans have strong Opinions and they don't like to sit around waitin' for Guberment.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 15:50 | 5110344 Jim in MN
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Flash crash the plate glass fo makin the stash dash

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 15:38 | 5110286 ebworthen
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Said like Kirk in "The Wrath of Kahn":

"Corzine!"

p.s. - Jon probably had lunch with Holder over the weekend.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 15:46 | 5110321 BeetleBailey
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He was in drag EB...at the Jordan dance/suck/hug fest this past weekend....covert meeting with his nut wranglers....

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 15:34 | 5110259 ChanceIs
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I am putting together a PowerPoint "stack" to take into my Congressman and try to get him to jail that scum.  If nothing else, it might get him to put some heat on Eric Holder.  Maybe an independent prosecutor.  The slimy Mr. Holder has still to say whether or not he will prosecute.  All we know right now is that an unnamed Justice Department source, under conditions of anonymity, disclosed that charges would not be brought.  Excuuuuuuse me!?!?  Am I not allowed to know for sure?  Am I not allowed to see the file?  FOIA baby.  Will pester my Congresspuke to help me fill out the forms.

It wasn't as if Corzine didn't sign the Sarbanes-Oxley Act which stipulated that boyz in the exec suite could/should go to jail.  Enron boys are still in jail.  Bernie Ebbers is still in jail.  John McCain didn't go to jail for the S&L scandal so long ago, but he is special - a US Senator.  Corzine is an ex-senator.  He doesn't count anymore.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 22:09 | 5112439 willwork4food
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hang them all and let God sort them out.

Just to be sure.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 15:32 | 5110250 taketheredpill
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Given that the Freezers already look busted up, they could increase the police approval rating instantly by sending in a few cops to give away the ice cream.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 15:29 | 5110236 taketheredpill
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Yellow Tail Shiraz Bro!

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 23:19 | 5112757 Fazzie
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Quite a step up from the MadDog

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 15:29 | 5110233 cougar_w
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Fed that guy to a tiger;

http://fedtoatiger.blogspot.com/2014/04/jon-corzine-is-fed-to-tiger.html

... and man let me tell you did it feel good.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 15:28 | 5110226 Berspankme
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Pants are a nice touch. Corzine's undies look a little dirty.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 17:53 | 5110946 duo
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If you're going to loot wine with a cork, make sure you have a corkscrew....

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 19:59 | 5111779 EBT excepted
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$heeit, all da brutha's gots da corkscrews...

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 15:49 | 5110331 ebworthen
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"Lookin' like a fool with yo' pants on the ground!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw0a12geN3Q

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 21:03 | 5112098 Seize Mars
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metastar

Well done.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 13:49 | 5109599 whatthecurtains
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Free Jon Corzine!!!

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 15:51 | 5110357 wisefool
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Corzine, his CFO, his CTO, and a director testified before congress that MF Global likely collapsed because of a mistake some nerd in the server room made.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 15:42 | 5110298 sodbuster
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Free Bernie Madoff! (Is he still alive?) His crime was petty theft, in comparison to the Fed and the banksters.

 

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 18:44 | 5111241 Debt-Is-Not-Money
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And just who were the victims?

If we goy did this, what would the response likely be?

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 20:28 | 5111943 sodbuster
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Bernie's mistake was that he stole from the 1%er's, not the 99%.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 20:57 | 5112071 williambanzai7
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Although we suspected as much at the time, in hindsight that statement has turned out to be 100% correct.

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 15:20 | 5110179 ParkAveFlasher
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Eric Holder: He ain't heavy, he my brothah man!

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 15:47 | 5110327 BeetleBailey
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stop the damn tanks.....

stop the .....oh wait....carry on

Mon, 08/18/2014 - 23:33 | 5112807 Manthong
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Y’know, I tried looting in high fashion with my pants slung low and skivvies all out in the breeze but I discovered that pulling the pants back to the waste made it easier,  especially when going for the flat screens.

But I still remain in style when I shoot holding my pistol upside-down.

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