Gunmen Attack Saudi Prince In Paris, Steal "Sensitive Documents"

Tyler Durden's picture

Amid all the global geopolitical tensions - which the stock market apparently believes are all fixed now - news that the motorcade of a Saudi prince was attacked in Paris by Kalashnikov-wielding gunmen takes on more relevance than it normally would. The attackers stole 250,000 Euros in cash and more crucially - "sensitive documents." No suspects have been apprehended and to make matters more complex, local police noted "It's quite an unusual attack. They were obviously well-informed. It's true that it's quite a rare way of operating."


Kalashnikov-wielding robbers attacked the motorcade of a Saudi prince in Paris, making off with 250,000 euros in cash and reportedly stealing “sensitive” documents, French police said on Monday. And as RFI reports,

Those attacked told police a group of eight people stopped the car as it was driving on the Paris city ring road at around 9.30 on Sunday evening.


Some reports say the attackers were armed with Kalashnikovs, though no one was injured in the attack, which took place around the Porte de la Chapelle area, in northern Paris.


The motorcade was making its way from the Saudi embassy to an airport in Le Bourget, where a private jet was waiting.


The thieves drove off in the last car of the motorcade, taking with them the chauffeur, an assistant and a bodyguard.


They were released nearby. The motorcade monospace, as well as another car used by the robbers, were found burnt out on the outskirts of Paris.


No suspects have yet been apprehended.


"It's quite an unusual attack. They were obviously well-informed. It's true that it's quite a rare way of operating," said a police source.


Investigators are trying to find out whether the attackers were interested in the money or the documents they stole, which the French newspaper Le Parisien describes as “sensitive”.

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One can only conjecture as the contents of the 'sensitive documents' as it seems an extremely well-planned raid to merely grab $350,000... especially now that Qatar has started shifting its stance.

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PR Guy's picture


Multiple choice - What do those 'sensitive documents' cover? Is it:

A) Saudi funding terrorism in Syria

B) Saudi funding terrorism in Iraq

C) Saudi funding terrorism elsewhere

D) A letter from his Mum


Or was it this video for non-Christians?


Arius's picture

whatever was leaked it will be blamed on the attackers .. classic cover up

Latina Lover's picture

As in 9/11, it was an inside job.

LawsofPhysics's picture

^^^this, as much as I would like to be optimistic and think that "club members" are turning on one another, it's been 24/7 bread and circuses for the masses for quite some time now.

SoilMyselfRotten's picture

I can see them finding a laptop which proves the Russians shot down MH-17

PT's picture

Why did he have 250 000 Euros cash on him?  He must be a terrorist.  Or a drug smuggler.  Or a drug smuggling money laundering terrorist.  My gummint told me so.

Looney's picture

There are more Saudi Princes than Ebola victims – 1,300 or somepin’ like that ;-)


MachoMan's picture

I would say nothing was actually stolen...  in today's world, you'll need to be incredibly careful passing documents back and forth, especially "sensitive" ones...  $250k is just enough to make it seem like you wouldn't want it to get stolen.

espirit's picture

Since the heist included 'Kalashnikovs', this subconsciously infers that the Russians were involved.

Disinformation at minute levels is the game they're playing with the proles.

SafelyGraze's picture

the "documents" were merely some more of those same old trillion-dollar treasury bonds that have been crossing a lot of borders lately


btw, it is not "defaulting" on a debt obligation if you simply assert that those silly old pieces of paper are counterfeit


Four chan's picture

chump change ain't what it used to be.

svayambhu108's picture

|What do those 'sensitive documents' cover?

Saudi peaked.

PT's picture

Does he get reported every time he spends more than 10k?

BrosephStiglitz's picture

Diplomatic immunity.. so no.

PR Guy's picture

Any non-white getting on a plane in Europe with 250k in cash would normally find themselves on the next rendition flight instead. But if you're a Saudi prince with a private jet waiting....... please come right through here sir.


piliage's picture

Well, as a white guy in Europe, I don't think I'd be shown an open door trying to get on a plane with 250k either.

PR Guy's picture



The bit I don't get is that Saudi princes normally go around with a large entourgage of heavily armed bodyguards (and it was reported that a bodyguard was taken in the car that was used as the getaway vehicle) but not a single shot was fired when these guys pitched up wielding guns. Doesn't add up.



Dewey Cheatum Howe's picture

Unless the guards were in on it if he had an entourage or he told them to not fire and just gave it up willingly. 250k is like spending money for them guys. That is like you are I getting robbed for $20 - $100.

CheapBastard's picture

Smells fishy. When that Saudi prince who lived in Aspen went snow mobing the entire area was usually shut down and he had about 12 of his own heavily armed bodyguards and 5-6 CIA guards ... all carrying automatic weapons.

Farqued Up's picture

The cash may be a diplomatic pouch shuffle to get cash out for a friend and into a country with his secret account. That has happened as a favor for a friend of mine in Houston, several times. Yeah, he actually ran in their crowd occasionally as a consultant to oil potentate Yamani back in the day. BTW, Yamani wasn't the bag guy, not saying that.

toady's picture

Please. 250K won't even cover brunch on the Riviera, let alone a night in Paris!

PR Guy's picture



Egg and chips with a glass of wine on the beach section of a hotel in Cannes only costs $89. That's a lot of egg and chips.... or the hookers are $100k a throw perhaps?


toady's picture

Yeah... that sounds like the way a Saudi prince rolls. Probably a party of ten at least, plus security, hangers-on, a dozen or so 3rd & 4th cousins. A couple hours on the yacht....

That shit adds up.

They'd get comped though, or pay with the royal credit line, so they could throw the $250K around as tips.

giggler321's picture

no - the French make chips differently.

piliage's picture

One can have a very nice meal and a 5* hotel in Cannes, Nice, or St. Tropez for $350-$450 a night if you look on Hotwire. Of course, the extra $249,550 goes to hookers...

Razor_Edge's picture

You can have a mitchelin quality 4 course meal with bouche d'amuse for 4, with the wines for around $500/€350 in le Figuier de Sant Esprit in Antibes, easy peasy. Tell Chef Christian Morrissette I sent ya!

boattrash's picture

PT, the cash was all honest, above-board, and legit. He was only there to buy a politician, the ONLY reason we still have cash.

zerozulu's picture

Might be GOLD but lost in translation.

philipat's picture

More likely a letter from the Chinese asking the Saudis, as their largest custoner, that , please, we would like to pay for our oil in RMB? EUR 250K? Small change, especially outside the US controls in EUR 500 Notes. That's only 500 pieces of paper. I've seen Saudis and UAE Arabs drop that sort of cash on Champagne,, Red Wine, Caviar, Hookers and Blow in NY and the Soiuth of France...

McCormick No. 9's picture

"It's quite an unusual attack. They were obviously well-informed. It's true that it's quite a rare way of operating."

-Inspector Cleuseau

ajax's picture



The Parisian ring road is a bitch: Stand and Deliver! Your money or your life!!" Good old fashioned highwaymen at work.

RafterManFMJ's picture

I pray to God the precious, productive and kind Saudi Prince, wasn't hurt.  Our prayers go with you, fair prince.

barre-de-rire's picture

DGSE cleaning the front door...


we dont have thugs in france able to do job quality this way otherwise.



just to let you know, last month, the 36 quai des orfèvres, was stollen, minus 52kg of cocain... they charged a cop, but... likely you understand how deep corruption is in every europ country.

france is certainly the worst. try to get full detail on the story, this is astonishing, 2 trash bag, 52 mother fucking kilos... 3-4stages down, you have to request a key, sign register  for IN & OUT. there is cameras...

this is absolutly insane, the guy will go outside like a niger in ferguson out of the store ?





Croesus's picture

It probably WOULDN'T be a shame if the House of Saud got toppled, as a result of what was found in those "sensitive documents". 

Any guesses? 

Evidence of "Child Trafficking"? 

Evidence of "Drug Trafficking"? 

Evidence of "Crimes Against Humanity"? 

Evidence of "All of The Above"? 

Evidence Linking "All of the Above" to the US Political Machine?  


P.S. - It could be something as simple as the Saudi Royal Household's monthly bill for underaged male prostitutes, so put your thinking-caps on! 

toady's picture

I'm liking the white slavery angle.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm... white slavery...

ugmug's picture

what was found in those "sensitive documents". 

Any guesses? 

Panties and bras for when the Saudi Royal Family men all dress up as Allah..

RaceToTheBottom's picture

Latest plan on what to do in Syria?

Evidence planted to escalate the downed flight in Ukraine back to the front page?


zerozulu's picture

It could be eating BACON or

It could be a sex tape with a french guy.

junction's picture

A clean, professional job with no one seriously injured and no evidence left behind.  Obviously not the CIA.  Possibly the French SDECE on a special assignment.

RafterManFMJ's picture


I read on Prison Planet, they found Snowden's passport at the scene.

piliage's picture

The AK's are interesting. Not a very accurate gun, and pretty obvious to carry around Paris/hard to hide. It's almost like trying to absolutely say "This wasn't done by the CIA or Mossad...really..."

Brits and French are also pretty damn good, don't count them out of this one.

toady's picture

AKs are probably the easiest full-auto weapon to get your hands on. I've actually had some opportunities to get some, and I'm just a guy on the street.

And they can be modified down to a smaller, easier to conceal version.

12ToothAssassin's picture

When youre less than 10 feet away, accuracy isnt quite the premium you might think.

11b40's picture

Especially on automatic.....point and spray.

SmittyinLA's picture

I  "up arrowed" you because I've been offered an AK on the street for less than $500 at least 3X, but I live in LA CA, maybe be different elsewhere

ZeroPoint's picture

Details on the drop date of the petrodollar.

lakecity55's picture

To tell the truth, it was probably the French DGSE.

Ghostdog's picture

I dont know the answer but fuck him and the camel he rode in on

firstdivision's picture

Can anyone account for Julian Assange where abouts when this occured?