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Absolute Bubble Insanity: For Nearly Half A Billion Dollars, Here Is The World's Most Expensive Penthouse

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Forget Hong Kong, London and New York: when it comes to the pinnacle in absolute real estate insanity - perhaps in all of history - look no further than James Bond's favorite gambling mecca, Monaco.

It is in this tiny Riviera principality where we find the Tour Odeon, a double-skyscraper being built by Groupe Marzocco SAM near Monaco’s Mediterranean seafront, which will contain a 3,300 square-meter (35,500 square-foot) penthouse with a water slide connecting a dance floor to a circular open-air swimming pool. The description is nice, but it is the bottom line that is mindblowing: Bloomberg reports that the apartment may sell for more than 300 million euros ($400 million) when it goes on the market next year, French magazine Challenges reported. That would make it the world’s most expensive penthouse, according to broker Knight Frank LLP.

“We think we can get a little bit more,” Daniele Marzocco, a director at the company, said in June. So far, the developer has found buyers for 26 of the 36 luxury homes that have been offered for sale. A car parking space at the project costs 250,000 euros, Marzocco said. That’s about 50 percent more than the median value of an existing U.S. home, according to data compiled by the National Association of Realtors.

 

“What we sell is Monaco,” commercial director Niccolo Marzocco said during a viewing of the skyscraper, which is costing more than 600 million euros to build, excluding the land. He cited security, stability and the convenience of living in a city-state about two-thirds the size of New York’s Central Park.

How is this astronomical price possible? Simple: now that traditional luxury property markets are rapidly losing their glamor, not only due to the imposition of fresh "fairness doctrine" luxury real-estate taxes as previously reproted, but also due to the loss of such tax-havens as Geneva and Zurich, the world's uber wealthy are left few places where they can live in relative quiet without the government constantly threatening to demand an ever greater part of their income and/or wealth.

"New levies on luxury homes in London and a U.S.-led global crackdown on hiding assets will also probably attract the affluent to Monaco, which already counts pop stars, Formula One drivers and Russian billionaires among its inhabitants. One in three of Monaco’s 38,000 residents are millionaires, according to a study by Spear’s magazine and WealthInsight. As that number increases, home values will rise by about a fifth by June 2015, according to London-based Savills. That would almost erase losses sustained since the market’s 2007 peak. "

As a reminder, the principality’s residents, who include Russian billionaire Dmitry Rybolovlev and pop singer Shirley Bassey, don’t pay taxes on income. The French have to pay taxes there, with certain exceptions dating back more than 50 years. Rybolovlev lives in the Belle Epoque building overlooking the harbor, according to a New York state court filing in 2012. For the rich, however, there is no more welcome sound than "no income tax" to make the price of any local lodging attractive, regardless of what it actually is.

Because judging by pricing data, what Monaco has discovered is perfectly inelastic demand: For $1 million, you could buy about 15 square meters (160 square feet) of space, Knight Frank estimates. That’s about a third of the size of the median studio in Manhattan, according to the Naked Apartments website.  While just 15 new apartments sold there last year, the average price was 9.3 million euros, compared with 2.9 million euros two years earlier, according to government data.  A model apartment now being offered has 270 meters of internal space and 130 square meters of balconies and is valued at 28 million euros. The lower floors were sold to Monaco’s government for use by local citizens, who will enter the building through a separate entrance.

In short, roughly an 80% annualized price increase in new home prices or, as Janet Yellen would call it "noise."

As to where the biggest marginal demand comes from, take a wild guess:

The Tour Odeon will be Monaco’s first high-rise since the 1980s. A quarter of the apartments sold on the open market by Groupe Marzocco have gone to expatriates from the former Soviet Union, the company said, without disclosing where they’re based.

Surely, they will all be crushed by Obama's "costs" any minute now.

That said, not everyone is absolutely insane when it comes to what is now the world's biggest real-estate bubble in history: “It’s just a crazy market,” Pierre Vaquier, chief executive officer of Axa Real Estate Investment Managers, said in a March interview. “You buy there not only for the environment, but also for the tax regime,” said Vaquier, who said he’s not interested in developing homes in the principality.

However for the time being the lunatics are clearly not only in charge of the asylum, but are holding the checkbooks.

So for the low, low price of $400 million, this is what they will get. From the Tour Odeon's official website:

 

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Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:06 | 5115093 Cognitive Dissonance
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Cheap at double the (fiat) price.

<Notice how FRN's and other fiat are being converted into 'real' assets?>

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:16 | 5115153 zaphod
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I would rather have miles upon miles of land in Montana, pre-stocked with everything needed to survive and grow independently indefinitely.

That amount of wealth is incredible, to blow it on an apartment simply demonstrates that those who run the world today did not earn those positions themselves, revolutions have started for less.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:20 | 5115186 max2205
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If there is a next year....

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:27 | 5115242 BaBaBouy
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How Many from Ferguson Planning A Move Here???

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:51 | 5115359 Skateboarder
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A 0.5B house ought come with at least a 10M servant quarters. The people of Palo Alto can't afford being servants in Monacan (?) elite penthouse. LOL!

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 14:05 | 5115434 negative rates
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Scuba and surf all in the same day.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 15:15 | 5115860 jbvtme
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the gene pool needs a good culling...

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 23:03 | 5118291 mjcOH1
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For $400M I'd expect a tall fence, a taller wall, and less than 5 people within a 10 mile radius.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 14:36 | 5115606 WillyGroper
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Monégasque  ;)

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:52 | 5115360 Save_America1st
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it'll never last...the shit's gonna hit the fan everywhere and that place along with millions of others will end up being empyt, run-down, dumps. 

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 14:03 | 5115417 BLOTTO
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For $ 1 BILLION - you can buy that penthouse, one Pollock painting, one Van Gogh painting and some lawn furniture...

 

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 14:16 | 5115484 BaBaBouy
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I Saw A Giacometti Sculpture In One Of The Pics, Maybe Thats Included ???

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 16:42 | 5116392 armageddon addahere
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To save money you could skip the Pollock and frame the painter's drop cloth.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 14:10 | 5115454 Ben Ghazi
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Cracker gotz shit up in thurr to loot.

Come on Nigga, weeze gonna get paid sellin this shit.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 14:17 | 5115490 curbjob
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Dumb cunt comment of the day ?

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 14:49 | 5115521 BaBaBouy
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Tue, 08/19/2014 - 21:15 | 5117828 willwork4food
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@ save America

They will become rundown dumps? I don't think so. When the shit hits, the rich will mostly be ready if not prosper. There  will be enclaves that will be fortified against looting, theft and the peasants will be inside the enclave area serving them by necessity. Think of it in terms of controlled zones.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:23 | 5115193 walküre
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The elite doesn't know what to blow their money on first. Such a drag and sucks to be them. In the meantime, the medical system in West Africa is below substandard and people are dying in the streets from Ebola. Most of the outbreak could have been prevented if the elite had simply built proper facilities in the bush and paid well trained doctors and nurses to locate and work there.

I'm sure it doesn't cost 400 million to build and operate dozens of hospitals in Liberia, Nigeria and Sierra Leone.

The rich fucks have too much and to keep them floating on the top, is too expensive for the rest of us. Even 2.4% on 30yr UST is not serviceable.

We need a good culling at the top.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 14:04 | 5115424 PeeramidIdeologies
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Your talking about something money can not buy.

Empathy.

Those sick bastards are going to beg for the days when they only had to hide from government.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 16:41 | 5116387 armageddon addahere
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Sorry, the colonial era ended 50 years ago. No more White Man's Burden.  The Africans are on their own now.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:23 | 5115203 trulz4lulz
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Will chop wood, carry water, permaculture land, and maintain a functioning greenhouse for room board and 25k tax free.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:24 | 5115213 Son of Loki
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Here Are 10 Countries Hoarding Enormous Piles Of Gold Read more:

 

 

http://www.businessinsider.com/countries-with-largest-gold-reserves-2014...

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:30 | 5115251 Headbanger
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Monaco is a rat infested dump!

I'd rather put that kind of money into some secluded spot in Switzerland cause after all

Geld allein macht nicht glücklich.

Man muss es auch in der Schwiez haben!

http://www.swissinfo.ch/ger/junge-schweizer--geld-allein-macht-nicht-glu...

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 19:03 | 5117246 boattrash
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I'd rather put that kind of money into weapons.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:37 | 5115290 GFKjunior
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Not enough models girls, good restaurants, and beaches in Montana.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 14:08 | 5115439 zaphod
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MT is a placeholder for anywhere where you can live off grid independently in a sustainable manner.

When you grow up you'll discover that cute but dumb entitled model girls on a beach are worthless compared to well educated, independent unentitled women who are great mothers and partners. The later are much harder to find these days.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 14:10 | 5115456 pelican
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Think about all the hookers and coke one could fit in there... Not to mention the number of bankers who can jump or can be thrown from there.

 

 

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 16:03 | 5116171 Max Cynical
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"...cute but dumb entitled model girls on a beach are worthless compared to well educated, independent unentitled women who are great mothers and partners."

Exactly...

Hot Crazy Matrix - A Man's Guide to Women

http://youtu.be/hKWmFWRVLlU

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 21:30 | 5117911 willwork4food
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+10 . Funny and real. (sorry can't upvote/downvote. must be something wrong with windows)

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:13 | 5115140 DetectiveStern
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The website is in French (understandable by location), English (everyone speaks it who has that kind of money) and Russian (who will actually buy it).

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:07 | 5115098 Kirk2NCC1701
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For that kind of money, I'd expect to get the whole Building.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:31 | 5115261 Spitzer
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I'd rather have the  Penthouse on the new Pattaya tower thats going up. But thats just me....

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:36 | 5115288 Amish Hacker
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600 million euros for the building (36 units) and 300 million euros for the penthouse. Someone should be able to make a buck here.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:46 | 5115328 unrulian
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Jesus James, for that kind of money i'd expect to get the Enterprise

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:09 | 5115102 Dr. Engali
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The seventh picture down needs a nice painting of Dogs Playing Cards on that white wall to add some color and give the place some class.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:34 | 5115278 RafterManFMJ
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Next time I'm in Monaco and need to use the John, that sweet condo is my first choice.

An upper decker from the proletariat.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:10 | 5115108 centerline
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So, is Monaco the new "Capitol" city?  (Hunger Games)

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:09 | 5115109 LawsofPhysics
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Awesome.  We have been here before, "let them eat cake"...

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 14:22 | 5115509 TheGermanGuy
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The units with the open balconies are reserved for employees of JP Morgan only

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:11 | 5115111 armageddon addahere
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It's getting advertized but will it get built?

When the building is actually built, they may change their minds and use the space for 20 or 30 more modestly priced abodes.

But, thanks for the world wide free publicity.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:10 | 5115113 walküre
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Guaranteed front seat and sweeping views of the boatloads of ebola ridden North African refugee ships rolling into every French and Italian port?

ISIS France revolutionary HQ in 35 years when every 2nd resident of France is muslim?

Not sure what else to think anymore. I used to be impressed by stuff like this. Now I just see the downside potential. My cabin in the woods on hundreds of acres is a fraction of the cost and offers more chance at survival and definitely more privacy.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:11 | 5115114 falak pema
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In the beginning of the 20 th century the Riviera was the playing ground of British Arsitocracy and Russian Princes of the Romanov era.

I guess we still have the same type of profile today: think Anglo-American replacing the Brit aristos of Downtown Abbey fame. 

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 14:44 | 5115655 ajax
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@falak pema

At the beginning of the 20th century the French Riviera was nothing more than hot, sleepy fishing villages until the American couple Gerald and Sara Murphy transformed it into the favourite bronzing/partying place for some of the last century's most influential artists.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 18:35 | 5117095 Ratscam
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you forgot Gunter Sachs and Adnan Khashoggi

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:13 | 5115127 sunny
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If it were being offered by Costco, it would only be $350 million, but you'd have to buy 3.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:19 | 5115183 ZeroPoint
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Costco no longer offers those kinds of discounts. Now you get 3 in a box, for the triple the price of one.

 

 

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:24 | 5115212 Who was that ma...
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No, if you pay triple the price for one, you get two more for free.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:26 | 5115229 Son of Loki
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Unless it's "BOGO" I won't even consider it.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:37 | 5115291 RafterManFMJ
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It's too clinical. Needs gold fixtures, shag carpets, ceiling mirrors, spinning water beds, nude statuary, and a support staff of obsequious eunechs.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:13 | 5115129 bbq on whitehou...
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An outhouse is still an outhouse even if you pay a million for it.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:13 | 5115130 Escapeclaws
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Tacky. I like old houses and buildings.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 14:00 | 5115383 Cacete de Ouro
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I found Monaco (on a quick afternoon visit) to be unfriendly and fake. Some wannabe sailor types in blazers and white trousers wandering around, yacht crew people on their breaks, some tacky looking leathery wrinkled blonde gold diggers and a few empty champagne bars with their doors open which looked real tacky and as if dudley moore might walk out any minute. Some snooty nobody models strutting around and a few sleazy moustached characters and also some Saudi prince lecherous types poncing about. Afternoon snack and sandwich prices were astronomical.

Totally ridiculous place. An hour down the coast either direction is a lot better and more genuine.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 16:37 | 5116371 armageddon addahere
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A sunny place for shady people?

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:14 | 5115138 Dubaibanker
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Can I have two of those, please?

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 15:09 | 5115824 ajax
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No Americans need apply:


TAX-BASED CITIZENSHIP RENUNCIANTS Under section 212(a)(10)(E) of the Immigration and Nationality Act, the Department of Homeland Security has the authority to deny admission to former U.S. citizens that are deemed to have expatriated for purposes of tax avoidance. In over a decade, the Department has not issued regulations nor has it undertaken any significant steps to enforce this provision. The Committee directs the Secretary to report within 90 days on the steps the Department is undertaking to enforce this law, including a schedule for issuing guidance or regulations, if necessary.
S. Rept. 113-198 - DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY APPROPRIATIONS BILL, 2015 https://beta.congress.gov/congressional-report/113th-congress/senate-rep...
Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:15 | 5115148 mayhem_korner
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Lot of money to spend to still feel hollow inside.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:16 | 5115164 medium giraffe
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What's the point?  You can't see the F1 very well from there.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:18 | 5115168 SmittyinLA
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If I were a pirate I'd like to chase all the world's wealthy into one lil corner against the sea-for safe keeping 

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:25 | 5115224 mayhem_korner
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Then you would be among "the world's wealthy."  Then what?

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:18 | 5115171 ZeroPoint
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A wise investment if you have 400 million in fiat units that are about to become worthless.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:19 | 5115176 RattNRoll
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So this is what grandpa and grandmas stolen ira money buys.....

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:20 | 5115182 q99x2
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One less happy meal for every man woman and a child in the USA.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:21 | 5115187 ebworthen
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The Zombies will enjoy it.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:22 | 5115198 potato
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Does it come with a 12V power source for a nail gun?

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:22 | 5115199 Who was that ma...
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I'd buy it but heights give me a nose bleed.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:25 | 5115215 Itchy and Scratchy
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I'd be happy just for the 5% real estate commission!

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:26 | 5115230 Who was that ma...
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You'd think for that kind of money they'd buy furniture from someplace other than Walmart.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:26 | 5115231 Joebloinvestor
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Location, location, location.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:33 | 5115239 ebworthen
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O.T. sort of, but Ex-Im bank looking for help:

 

Job Title:  Deputy Chief Financial Officer

Agency:  Export-Import Bank of the United States

Salary:  $120,749.00 to $175,000.00 / Per Year

https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/378296800

"Assists in the monitoring of the Bank's $57 billion portfolio of loans, guarantees, and insurance and in developing policies on evaluating of the quality of the portfolio, on reserves against bad debts, and on write-offs."

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 14:45 | 5115665 WillyGroper
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What happened to the last one?

More time with fambly or suicide?

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:29 | 5115246 Who was that ma...
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These days, Monaco is so crowded no one goes there anymore.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:33 | 5115274 Atomizer
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They couldn't pay me 500 million to buy it. Doesn't do anything for me. I'll pass. 

 

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:35 | 5115283 NOTaREALmerican
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500 million isn't really allot of money these days.  

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:35 | 5115281 NOTaREALmerican
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Survival of the fittest, BITCHEZZ! 

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:45 | 5115325 orangegeek
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Billionaire's ghetto

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:47 | 5115342 22winmag
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Fly in some squatters from Tampa with spraypaint, hookers, and Bud Light.

 

They'll fix the place right up.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:48 | 5115345 The Proletariat
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sounds like a great deal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Signed, Zimbabwe

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:53 | 5115369 carbonmutant
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Great way to get free publicity...

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:54 | 5115375 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Makes the job easier when they are all corralled into a luxury pen.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 14:01 | 5115396 slightlyskeptical
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Double trouble

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 13:59 | 5115399 Xandrino
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omfg I have to vomit

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 14:01 | 5115401 slightlyskeptical
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Mirrors in every room. Probably never want to lose sight of yourself if you were able to pluck down a cool half billion for this place.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 14:01 | 5115403 Smegley Wanxalot
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Fuck that.  You'd have to spend your time doing too much dusting and vacuuming to keep it clean.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 14:02 | 5115408 SemperFudge
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I wonder how many real, middle class people could have had homes built using the construction materials and labor expended on this monument to waste, excess and modern-day slavery?

Why not just construct NEW great pyramids using slaves from all over Africa and Asia? It would amount to the same waste of resources but at least it would still be around thousands of years later for people to enjoy. Unlike this overpriced piece of crap that will fall apart the moment maintenance on the building stops.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 14:01 | 5115411 Jack Burton
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The new wealth created by central banks has, as figures prove, flowed into the hands of a tiny minority with dorect connections to the flows of ZIRP liquidity. There are many different routes and financial engineering methods to transfer this giant liquidity dump into the hands of Bankers, Hedge Funds, Big Trading Firms, Private Equity, you know who they are.

Anyways, this transfer since 2008 has exceeded all human experience in wealth giving. Please don't come on here and tell me the people who got the printed money earned it by capitalist means, I know what capitalism and free markets are, and the world has changed since 2008, there is not market, no capitalism, no competition that is making people this vast ocean of money. It comes from central banks and their printing and dumping.

The point has been reached where the difference between the fraction of the connected 1% and the rest of working humanity is something out of a science fiction novel. Our a horror film of a social order gone mad in which a tiny elite lords it up over everyone else and creates a bast military and police and spy network that creates an Orwellian world for the masses. We are living in a novel, one from Orwell of some great science fiction writer. I think it is past the point whre ordinary mortals can chane anything. I challange you to vote! Go ahead, use democracy to change this hellish new system we live under. Give it that old 1950's democratic voting American try to get some hope and change. The elites will wipe their asses with your ballots!

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 16:09 | 5116204 August
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I had a friend from NYC whose family ran with the Rockefellers. 

His father's dying words were....

"First class... all the way."

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 16:16 | 5116247 benb
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Comments like this are what makes this site worth coming to.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 14:09 | 5115444 optimator
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Nice view.  I called my mortgage broker for some numbers.  He started laughing and said he'd get back when he stopped.  He hasn't called yet.  Oh, and he needed to know who the agent is.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 14:09 | 5115445 Itchy and Scratchy
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Future ISIS headquarters!

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 14:13 | 5115466 alfred b.
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     For that kind of money, you'd think that they could afford 2 chairs for the balcony!!

 

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 14:21 | 5115505 venturen
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Print it and they will spend...well that is the people getting the printed money.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 14:22 | 5115510 tostaky06
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I read that 6 month ago ... 

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 14:23 | 5115513 venturen
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The stupid thing is the building probably didn't cost that much to build

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 14:26 | 5115530 Aussiekiwi
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'with a water slide connecting a dance floor to a circular open-air swimming pool. '

Thats nothing, I have three fridges so I never have to walk more than 20 feet to get a beer, bet they don't have that!

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 14:30 | 5115546 Itchy and Scratchy
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Only guy I know who can afford that is our pal 'Al' Gore! But I'm not sure if its big enough?

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 14:52 | 5115713 Aussiekiwi
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I would be looking for a discount on the basis that I am so high up travel time in the lift could become problematic.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 15:05 | 5115803 perelmanfan
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Astounding to me that these stratospherically expensive interiors - frequently profiled in the interwebs - always look like a 1985 bank lobby, but with even less personality. The gent on the porch in "It's a Wonderful Life" remarked that "Youth is wasted on the wrong people." Money too, it seems.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 15:29 | 5115966 Satan
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I once saw a bumper sticker on a Lamborghini in Monaco...it said " Fuck the Poor"

I laughed.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 16:54 | 5116445 PhilofOz
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I'm generally a law abiding citizen but even I would have no problem keying that Lamborghini given 10 seconds opportunity to do so.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 15:32 | 5115998 Downtoolong
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"I can't see it."

Janet Yellen

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 16:28 | 5116325 Lea
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The good news is, you can still buy those in dollars.

There must be better ways to get rid of your dollars, though.

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 17:39 | 5116707 Bogdog
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But does is come with a parking spot?

Tue, 08/19/2014 - 20:27 | 5117657 Kreditanstalt
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Where do you keep the lawnmower?  And the firewood?

Wed, 08/20/2014 - 02:49 | 5118761 IronForge
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How much is the whole Building worth?

 

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