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Yellen makes me think of how Jabba the Hut's twin sister would have looked at 10 years old.
As I am sure the Fed will print Graphic Above for Jackson Hole Conference... Might as well add some points how they justify many US actions that have Dissipated US Wealth & Middle Class & Freedom:
- Justifiable Looting by Fed & Federal Government & TBTF Banks
- Justifiable Looting by Salary & Compensation by Police at many levels where they make a butt load of money but citizens AVG Wages have been shrinking since like 1980
- Justifiable Privatization of War, DoD Functions, Military Functions, Military Passenger Air Flights, Military Cargo Merchant Marine Shipping
- Justifiable NSA, FBI, CIA, Military Spying
- Justifiable Exponential Increases in MIC Budgets now to $1 Trillion Dollars (picking the winners who are in love with Fascism!!!)
- Justifiable Waivers in Corporate Taxes while commerce actually does the most damage to our ports, highways, & Bridges
- Justifiable Financial Conflict of Interest by US Congress
- Justifiable Killing off of US Banks as fewer and fewer survive the Wall Street Monopoly
- Justifiable Usury by Lenders & Creditors in the Face of World Historical Low Interest Rates for Primary Dealers
- Justifiable World Record Financing & Lobbying of US Congress & Presidential Elections (Call it world Record RICO Violations!!)
- Justifiable Decapitalization of the US Industries
- Justifiable Bailout of TBTF, Future Bail-Ins of US Savings Accounts, Privatization of everything considered a Utility or Public Asset (Probably to sell to the Chinese and now the Japanese who need a new Country)
- Justifiable $59 Trillion in Public Debt from the 1970s when US Household Debt was a fraction of a percent of Today's Total Enslavement of a Superpower (A historical First, Bankers Enslave a Superpower)
- Justifiable $17.6 Trillion Federal Debt which officially makes the USA No Longer A Superpower until it can find and source new Wealth (Traditionally: Gold, Land, Immigration, Oil, Conquest)
Congrats! Jackson Hole, the USA now has become just like the UK, Spain, Greece, Portugal, Italy, France.
Draghi - I hope that's Draghi - anyone like him dressed as an Amercian Indian is an insult to American Indians.
And Yellen ain't no Annie Oakley.
Just messin' with ya WB7.
You're the best.
Is it "Racist" to ponder here what Drahgi is doing to Yellen's Back side?
A) Slap on the Fanny
B) Ice Cube Down her panties
C) A wet willie up against her arse
D) A digit...
That is Geroni mo mo. Unlike Big Chief Bowels No Move, teepee full of shit...
Outstanding, as always, William! Don't know if you take requests...and forgive me if I somehow missed one you already did...but have you ever noticed the similarity between Janet Yellen and Yoda?
That's an insult to Yoda. However, I think she's a dead ringer for Jabba the Hutt!
Print Moar, ya bitch, Print Much much much MOAR to Infinity and Beyond,
Q: anybody wanna buy any real estate in Ferguson, chicago, las vegas, ny, or Kullifornia? Hey buddy $ 5 bux for a glass of water $ 4 dollars a pound for hamburger.
quick, SNAP cards anyone for dem voters and dem 50,000 a month illegals, we got an Lection to fix.
Suckers
sheriff theres enough fiat currency left in that old mine, even if we stop digging now, to live nicely for many moons.
They will keep printing untill they can print no more. Why wouldnt they us Americans will do nothing and at this point nothing can be done so print dammit Janet just print. Ill give you my account number and 1,000,000 will do .I am not greedy.
Americans are more interested in Furgesson Mo than anything that may be happening in Jackson Hole so at this point I surrender untill the People wake up.
Your humble slave
Mrs Doubtfire
yellen is a felon, and yew schrub, gives howdy doody a bad name. grandma at the fed what is bad about a yenta?
WB, i love it...but i'm worried for you. today's art is inexcusably racist AND sexist. for example, indians should only be portrayed as bereft or butchered or weepy -- think 'trail of tears' or that injun from the old commercials who's sobbing over some bit of litter. if a redskin ain't bein swindled or shot or isn't buying blankets laced with small-pox from those malevolent settlers, then he just isn't a suitable savage for my tastes. and besides, your blood-thirsty scalper is far too white...he could do with some crimson war-paint. and as to your cowboy, why do cowboys always have to be men? do you not know that the wild-west was teeming with feisty lesbians? it's all part of the suppressed history...yessiree, lesbians were some of the best indian killers around; and they could stay in the saddle all day -- in fact, you couldn't pry them from their saddles.
but, verily, bitchez, i'm most worried for all of you, janus included. our fiduciary issues notwithstanding, there are things astir that betray our collective rebellion against the very tenants of our most sacred democracy. take this situation in ferguson for example. here you have a community that has overwhelmingly decided to burn their city to the ground. and you fascist fuckers want to stand in their way? what is wrong with you all? what has our country become?
clearly, the citizens of ferguson want to build a city that will become a beacon on the hill, a light to which all of humanity can turn in times of doubt and despair. when any feign to fear for the future, one only need cast thy gaze on the glories of ferguson, mo. and how are they going to build something new and spectacular if they don't burn and smash everything first? duh.
you patronizing fascists make me sick. you have no vision. ferguson is the future. ferguson is democracy in action. i demand an instant retraction of all these racist and fascist policemen! no longer can we stand in the people's way. progress and plenty for all. so, please, amorica, i beseech you, be not hypocrites any longer. do not couch your racist tendencies in stale euphemisms like 'law and order'; you know as well as i do that the good people of ferguson have every right to destroy everything in sight -- so long as the majority consent (and they do). no ballot is needed when no resistance is made...except by a bunch of racists in uniforms.
ironically, as sardonic as i'm being, everything i've inferred about ferguson is agonizingly true. judging by the comments on most pages, it seems that many ZHealots get it and many others think there is some virtue in refusing to. look, for so very long it was expeditious and arguably moral to blame the blight in our inner-cities and other 'blighted' regions on anything but the citizens living there in. every manner of complex rationalization was offered to transfer the blame for this blight onto any available object. i've now come to the point where i consider this transference of blame to be the most utterly despicable form of racism there is. pray tell, you disgusting liberals, why is there any blame to begin with? do you shit-heads think that your standards are anything but arbitrary? and just where do you come-off suggesting that zurich or amsterdam or stockholm is "better" than soweto or lagos or kampala? you self-righteous slime-balls make me sick.
i, for one, happen to have a genuine appreciation for the black man's civilization...no, really, in all sincerity, i mean it. you all go through life thinking he needs constant improvement and tending. fuck you do-gooders. the black man wants to be black, and he ain't got no interest in being white. sure, he wants what you have, but he don't wanna be like you to get it. that simple truth is so very difficult for white people to accept; insofar as white people are convinced that everyone wants to be just like them.
it ain't happening...so, go on with your racist selves...just admit it, you goddam hypocrites, and quit calling 'folks' like janus the racist. you may have some impact if you are at least honest with yourselves. do not pretend that every value you endorse is not the product of arbitrary 'western' standards. but, no, go on...go 'educate', build wells and pumps and roads and sewers and government...and then, the second you turn your back, it will all be smashed to bits, just to spite you. because, again, they don't mind taking what you have, but they don't want to be like you.
and so it is with the citizens of ferguson. i say every member of that racist force should be suspended with pay and sent to the safety of their homes and family until the citizens of ferguson are given all the time they need to sort our their grievances. i expect they'll issue something along the lines of the magna carta; and that the new police force will serve as a shining example of what could be for the rest of 'blighted' america.
i really am attempting to be somewhat sincere with all this madness, gentlemen. i mean, every side of the issue befuddles me. every position is foisted from some false motive. even the issue of gun violence is drawn into the fracas in ferguson. think about it, if this poor kid was armed, he could have defended himself against that racist cop. the NRA should be out in spades over this one. if i were wayne lapierre, i'd have a convoy on the way to ferguson explaining to every citizen of ferguson their rights to conceal carry.
and then you think about the gun-grabbers...i mean, if they really wanted to make a dint in gun violence, well, ahem, i mean, uhhh, statistically speaking, and not to be 'racist', but you could pretty much wipe out all gun violence if you just forbid their ownership among minorities. but, i guess the anti-gun violence crowd is racist and wants minorities to keep killing each other; otherwise they'd do something about minorities with guns. look, if that's racist, take it up with statistics...janus doesn't give a fuck either way, i'm just commenting on society. it's called satire, bitchez...it's supposed to sting -- that's what makes it satire.
but back to the riots and the 'societal tension'...my feelings are ambivalence mixed with mild curiosity. of late, and with all that's happened domestically and around the globe, i've developed very high standards for sensational news. and so, inasmuch as i can't morally take sides -- both being racist as fuck -- my interest lies in a good show. i mean, i've bought my ticket and i expect quality entertainment. i'm tired of all this free pizza and flowers...i'm beginning to yawn with the lazy 'marches'...i wanna see some action! either we see what those light armored vehicles can do, or get them off the damned streets!
what i really want to see is the peoples of ferguson expressing their constitutional rights unimpeded by a bunch of fascists. i want democracy now! i demand that its passion be loosed and in living color. but it can't end in ferguson...next stop chicago; then detroit; next atlanta; then houston; over to LA...guys, americans can finally take back their cities! after all, the only way to demilitarize our city's police forces is to let their citizens burn them to the ground. and as crazy as that sounds, it's yet another agonizing truth. look, janus didn't get us here; the 'solutions' all entail mass havoc; and the parties involved are if anything intractable.
i do not predict happy times ahead for you, amorica. you've gone about marketing and manipulating racism all while peddling the precepts of multiculturalism, thinking it could be forever played from both ends. everything at every level is a joke, and you expect janus not to make fun? look at your leaders...you elected them...consider how desperately they depend on your taking the variously assigned positions on offer. no matter how tempting it may be, do not fall for their tricks any longer. don't care; don't take sides; don't put faith in any of their solutions. your faith and fretting is the font of their power. deny them of it.
let it be a revolution of indifference to their contrived drama. when they can no longer move you to anger or hatred or action, they lose. if you continue to care about any of this shit, you will remain a slave to it. the best defense is indifference; the best offense is it to mock and ridicule it. i just won't be managed by the expectations of power any longer.
nowadays, saying fuck it is the most revolutionary act one can make.
no justice? no problem.
janus
Interesting take on it all janus.
"i mean, i've bought my ticket and i expect quality entertainment. i'm tired of all this free pizza and flowers...i'm beginning to yawn with the lazy 'marches'...i wanna see some action! either we see what those light armored vehicles can do, or get them off the damned streets!"
lol...for sheer badassery, its hard to top Mad Jack...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill
...everyone must admit, going into modern warfare (at the time) armed with a broad sword, bow & arrows and bagpipes is definitely a badass ;-)
i've gotta say, nmewn, that Mad Jack was something of an iconoclast...truly facinating bloak. and no doubt a killer. thanks for sharing that. his look in the photo seems to say, 'please give me an excuse to kill you or someone else'. such men built the British Empire.
The problem I see is that they are trying to keep this thingy floating until the end of November and there are too many unkowns out there due to all of the lying and turning away of eyes to make a sure bet that they will get there unscathed.
Reminds me of the old book joke, "Fifty Yards to the Outhouse" by Canny Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont.
hey there is Ernest Hemmingway again, but where is his beard?
I was hoping this pic would honor Rev Jesse Jackson for the deeeep money hole he's shoveling the cash into.
the dow can make 20K by years end, with or without (additional) QE so what's your problem?
It figures that they hold this annual meeting in a spot where native americans were slaughtered. I'm sure these genocidal fucks feel right at home here, since they've got some plans for us, too. Good one WB VII.
Yellen is a felon
Yellen is a terrorist from the ruthless international criminal cabal of terrorists that yesterday Putin may have been conducting practice exercises to defend himself against.
Bernanke fixed it so she can ride this bucking bronco for more than 8 seconds. (its a boat race) there is so much liquidity slosking about that the only thing that will hold the fed back is attempts to drain some of it. in a few years maybe the chickens will roost, and she will have to do something. for the interim she can make speeches about employment and the real economy while the wheels grind higher for the wall street pals.
Obviously, the Fed has two sets of Books.
Seems like this should be basis of a Law Suit against them.
- Fake, Narrow, Corrupt, low Utility Government Statistics in GDP, Inflation, Unemployment, Social Stability, Future Tax Base, Future Consumption, Etc
- Fake Narrative of the Cost of War, Financial Health of Nation, $17.6 Trillion in Federal Debt, Low Velocity of Money, Eroding Demographics, and meaning of $59 Trillion in Total US Debt
Get the undertaker, cause lots of folks are about to get scalped!