Russian Convoy Crosses Border, Enters Ukraine Customs

Tyler Durden's picture

Reports are coming in that, following Russian ministry urging this morning that the humanitarian mission start as soon as possible (following ongoing Ukrainian attacks on Donetsk and Eastern Ukraine), that the white humanitarian trucks of the Russian convoy are crossing the border into Ukraine customs.


As RT reports,

The first 16 trucks with Russian humanitarian aid to the residents of the Donetsk and Lugansk Regions of Ukraine are going through customs inspections at the Donetsk checkpoint on the Russia-Ukraine border.


The convoy is expected to move out to its destination in Ukraine during the night, at around 3:00-4:00 MSK, the Itar-Tass news agency reports.

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ParkAveFlasher's picture

Papers please, bitchez!

hedgeless_horseman's picture



"Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition."

hedgeless_horseman's picture



Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
And we'll all stay free

Praise the Lord and swing into position
Can't afford to be a politician
Praise the Lord, we're all between perdition
And the deep blue sea

Yes the sky pilot said it
Ya gotta give him credit
For a sonofagun of a gunner was he

Shouting Praise the Lord, we're on a mighty mission
All aboard, we ain't a-goin' fishin'
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
And we'll all stay free

Praise the Lord (Praise the Lord) and pass the ammunition
Praise the Lord (Praise the Lord) and pass the ammunition
Praise the Lord (Praise the Lord) and pass the ammunition
And we'll all stay free

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
And we'll all stay free

Latina Lover's picture

So the Ukrainian Oligarchs finally agreed on their cut of the Aid.

Let's hope that the Kiev Kriminals can keep their word for once.

BTW, what happened to MH17?  No black boxes, no tower recordings explaining why Kiev directed them into the kill zone? Hmmm......

giggler321's picture

Not enough people are talking about it - MSM is dead on the subject, can't think why but all of this does not stop the arial practice by the Brits over our house, Chinooks flying in formation.  If I was a aircraft spotter I'd be in heaven...

Latina Lover's picture

No Wallstreetapost,    no bullish but BS.  On the other hand, BS is propping up the USSA markets, so I could be wrong, right?

Idaho potato head's picture

You may be confused at what might be behind all of these fairly ridiculous conditions and stalling tactics, so let me explain. The Ukrainians are doing their best to figure out how they can steal the goods from the convoy. Until they can find a way to do that, nothing will move, because nothing ever moves in Ukraine until everybody gets their piece of the action. During their two-decade-plus experiment with Western-style “freedom and democracy,” by which I mean oligarchy and prostitution, Ukraine has bred a subspecies of survivors adept at answering just one question: “Where's my piece of it?”

JohninMK's picture

For video fans, seems to be a live feed atm


*Update now on standby feed. Seems to come and go.


Very interesting that they are shipping it at night. Any views as to why?

Freddie's picture

The trucks are parked in a parking lot.  They switched to a closed McDonalds.

Russia looks like america in the early 1960s.  Clean cut white people who are not fat pigs.  Dressed in clean and neat clothes.  The streets look clean.   No daddy babies.


Sofa King Confused's picture

How can this be the first trucks?  Didn't they report days ago about the convoy being hit with artillery.

chrissjg's picture

LOL, you see, Russia never did send in a convoy. Not till now. They may have had forces on their own side of the border near, but they never went in. Ukraine pigs following orders from the U.S. destroyed their own armor. Probably in a sad attempt to make it look like the Russians are aggresive.

cowdiddly's picture

This story is complete BS. The Ukraine forces that were surrounded at Luhansk airport broke out and captured a few key points on the highways coming into both towns so that this aid could not come. The militia has been trying for two days to clear the roads. The fighting here is pretty intense and the soldiers dont have time to film or talk much so its hard to get info about clearing the roads in. If they come into Ukraine they will have to wait at the border a few days until this is cleared up.

Mostly towns of Lutugno and Novosvetlovki south of Lugansk are the problem stopping a way in.

Latina Lover's picture

The Ukies stopped the convoy to collect their piece, and because of this Ukie professor.  Have a good laugh at what he says:


A Ukrainian professor, a man, who is the head of the department of molecular electronics of the Ukrainian institute of human ecology, named Mikhail Kurik proposed to rigorously check the water that is shipped by the Russian humanitarian convoy that is going to Donbass. According to Mr. Kurik, this water was obtained from a military range, and there's something behind that...Collapse )

Mr. Kurik believes that 700 tones of water, which is shipped in Russian KamAZs must be subjected to rigorous checking. Moreover, the check must be performed even for such a parameter as "genetic memory".

And the principal criterion for this water is its correspond to the water in the human organism. There are several parameters of the correspondence. First – adherence to all sanitary and hygienic conditions about the quality of water shipped by the Russians. Are there or aren't there chemical contaminants and harmful bacteria. Further – the quality of water is determined, both drinking, on molecular structure and genetic memory.
The worst that can be is that this water may be technical. That is, we can speak about a probable planned sabotage. It is very necessary to check the genetic memory of the water and its chemical and bacteriological indicators.

The professor thinks that if the water was poured on a military range, then it can be used for some destructive actions, among which Mr. Kurik sees even influencing the psyche of Ukrainian citizens.

According to the statements by Mr. Kurik, his psyche was already subjected to certain influence. But was it through water? And perhaps Mr. Kurik lost the first letter U in his last name (n.b. the Ukrainian quasi-word "Ukurik" would roughly correspond to a "pothead" in English, a not so subtle reference to "What's Mr. Kurik smoking?" question). (in Russian) – link

PS. And also in the white Kamazes they are moving KGB torsion generators for influencing the brain of democratic intelligentsia. The psyche of Ukrainian citizens must not be in full order, if the question of whether, for influencing it, some "bad water" is shipped by Kamazes through the border is seriously discussed. But perhaps this is something of a projection. How can we forget the infamous "energetic tea" during the "euromaidan".

cowdiddly's picture

Yes, I caught that story yesterday. These Nazis also bombed a chemical plant with a ballistic missile yesterday where all kinds of chemicals and suppossedly depleted uranium fuel is stored under the plant. This is how 400 US military advisers recommend fighting a war. Starve, bomb, contaminate the civilian population. They have killed more civilians than militia. The war is being waged againt the unarmed. disgusting.

You know I remember a time when the US military tried to fight with at least some shred of dignity. I remember Commander Cally getting a courts marshal for killing a few women and children in the Mai Lai massacre in Vietnam. Now it seems this is our policy. Its almost like we now fight like Israel always has. What changed? hmmmmm..........................

MoneyThimbles's picture

"Russia looks like america in the early 1960s."

That's why They want to destroy it.


clade7's picture

"Rollin' in west on the Mo4 and I knew we was in trouble, had a toll gate up on the 'Dont ask' bridge but I didnt have a gosh darn rouble...!

I said, Big Sven, there heres the Moscow Duck, we just aint a gonna pay no toll!, so we crashed the gate doing 98 (km) and said let let these Russkies roll!  Convoy!


(apologies to CW)

ebworthen's picture

I hope those trucks weren't sitting for a week with fresh bread or produce.

If it was canned SPAM and Dinty Moore Beef Stew it will be good for a decade.

tenpanhandle's picture

Depends on your definition of good.

crazybob369's picture

Good: Anything that keeps you alive when the SHTF.

Winston Churchill's picture

Hope its better than Turkish/Iranian customs.Used to take weeks sitting there to get a

truck through.The line used to go back twenty miles.

clade7's picture

I once puked in the shower of the hotel at the Raphael in Chicago after a nice dinner at Mortons, 2 am, my tummy didnt feel very good,, thought a good cold shower would fix the problem, Wrong!  plugged the drain up to be damned!...Had to grab the waste basket and bail it all out into the shidder!  Up to my knees in what looked like Dinty Moores!...musta been all that bread I figure... checked out in the morning...gotta start chewing my food a bit better is what I learned...

Bananamerican's picture

What? The trucks are back?

"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on Fool me..... you can't get fooled again" George W Fucknuts the 2nd

lasvegaspersona's picture

Russia will pay dearly for providing food and water to the Ukrainians. The outrage!

Here in the USA we know the best thing for poor countries is bombs. When you've killed off a bunch of them, THEN you send in food.

Latina Lover's picture

Correction, my friend. After killing a bunch of them  the USSA sends them more bombs to eliminate the rest.

bingo was his name's picture

In the name of humanity, I provide you with tanks and armored personell carriers

Latina Lover's picture

If this were true, the Ukies would be screaming from the rooftops of Russian treachery, blah, blah.  Why do you even bother posting such obvious BS?  Is it worth the 1 hrynia they pay you?

Equality 7-25-1's picture

I tried the "God gave it to me" defense once, when I was about 5. Didn't work then either. 

Anarchy 99's picture

Here is a great video (15 minutes), from Sergei Glaziev, a close advisor to Putin, very informative. press "cc" for english subtitles

JohninMK's picture

Hold on, I'm sure I just saw 20 T90 tanks roll past. Yes, I did.

Just out of shot of course, I'm on assignment from the Guardian.

Amish Hacker's picture

I'm confused. Is this the same convoy that had been repainted white but was really loaded with military supplies from the evil Russians? Or is this the convoy that the Ukranians annihilated just the other day? Never mind, let's just start each day with a fresh batch of lies that are forgotten by tomorrow.

Latina Lover's picture

If it's hard for you to keep track of the lies, imagine how challenging it is for Kiev Junta. They have to follow the  incomprehensible USSA narrative,  designed to take us into WW3 with the ROOSKIES..LOL.

Ness.'s picture

Putin has to wait a week to provide aid while the US Congress fast-tracks more weapons to the US backed Ukrainian Nazi's who are doing the killing.  


SillyWabbits's picture

This is good news!

It presents the opportunity for determining the Rebels are using white trucks as automotive shields.

In US Diplomacy lingo, there are no good Russians in as much as they invented Vodka; they are all guilty and thus susceptible to group punishment.

If we can contain all those rebels in a small area, genocide is not out of the question.

If we don’t stop them where they are: then where?


Fix-ItSilly's picture

270 Russian trucks unloaded in Ukraine make a nice platform for a fuel efficient blitzkrieg to surround Kiev.

JailBank's picture

What ever happened the lost convoy that was destoryed? That story jsut disapeared.

Latina Lover's picture

The story disappeared, because it was nothing more than BS out of the mouth of the drunk Ukie president Porkyschenko.

Notice how the story of MH17 also disappeared? That should tell you something.

Aussiekiwi's picture

They figured if 2 western reporters could pretend to see a military convoy they could pretend to blow up a military convoy, unfortunately the rest of the world was not in on the scam and kept wanting to see things like wreakage at which point it was quietly dropped.

adonisdemilo's picture

Wouldn't be surprised if the whole damn lot get blown up and Porky Porochenko "promises" it was mass suicide.

Latina Lover's picture

It depends on what the USSA tells porky to do.

Latina Lover's picture

It depends on what the USSA tells porky to do.

SquadronVBF94's picture

And now the real danger begins!  Are there element on the Ukrainian side capable and willing to attack the convoy and blame it on the Russians? Yes.  Are there elements on the Russian and "Rebel" side capable and willing to attack the convoy and blame it on the Ukrainians?

Sounds like a convoy full of false flags rather than "humanitarian aid" to me.

Latina Lover's picture

Sounds like your stomach is full and you are sitting behind a keyboard.  Try living in a war zone without food and see if you welcome the humanitarian aid.

SquadronVBF94's picture

Russians complaining about starvation in Ukraine.  I guess some people have no sense of irony.  Try googling "holodomore" and get back to us.