Chuck Hagel Goes Full Fearmonger: "ISIS Poses Greater Threat Than 9/11, Prepare For Everything"

Tyler Durden's picture

US Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel talks about the "imminent threat" ISIS poses to the US and the World.. .and pulls no punches in his total fearmongery..."ISIL poses a threat greater than 9/11. ISIL is as sophisticated and well funded as any group we have seen. They're beyond just a terrorist group. They marry ideology with a sophisticated strategic and tactical military prowess and they're tremendously well-funded. This is way beyond anything we have seen. We must prepare for everything. Get Ready!" Time for some QE-funded deficit-busting war spending...




Clip 1...

"They're beyond just a terrorist group. They marry ideology with a sophisticated strategic and tactical military prowess and they're tremendously well-funded. This is way beyond anything we have seen. We must prepare for everything. Get Ready!"



Clip 2...

"Evidence is pretty clear. When we look at what they did to Mr Foley and threatend to do to all Americans and Europeans. There is no other way to describe it but barbaric. They have no standard of decency of responsible human behavior. They are an imminent threat to every interest we have."

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astoriajoe's picture

Who let the back door open? Again...

Berspankme's picture

Didn't Odouchebag just say they were JV?

Gaius Frakkin' Baltar's picture

This is all like a bad fucking movie that never ends and you can't turn off.

knukles's picture

Running around, hair on fire, screaming, waving hands, spitting blood, puss running freely from open sores, chased by the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse, CFR saying it's OK for dogs and cats to inter-breed, mixing the races and languages, Tower of Babel collapsing, earth tremors, strange sounds of Gabriel's horns summoning all mankind to the Ultimate Blood Feast, CNN reporters already on site showing Live Death in Technicolor 24/7/365, proclamations, edicts, stalwarts marching to strengthen the state, Pharisees rising justified by YouTube videos, psalms and prayers banned, speeches delivered on blank canvasses to be fulfilled by whatever wishes desired of the audience, placation of misery and destruction, freedoms curtailed to defend freedoms, children annihilated, women sold into bondage, drugs alcohol and mind altering chemicals sprayed into the air, electromagnetic vibrations as Nibru and the End of Days approaches, pass the popcorn and Jello.   This is where we began and so shall end.

European American's picture

the "imminent threat" the CIA/FBI/NSA/DHS poses to the US and the World

outamyeffinway's picture

Wait till you see the new White House after ISIS blows the current one up like Dickhead Cheny promised.

willwork4food's picture

Yes, ol' eagle eye- "Did you hear any orders to the contrary?", Dick. Even his own heart want to get the fuck away from him.

SoberOne's picture

Well funded with US 100$ bills. All crisp, as if they just came off the printing press.

BaBaBouy's picture

I Guess The Current GOLD Smackdown Fortells Of The US Expecting Some Big Hit Around The Corner From ISIS.

Must Control GOLD, Must Control GOLD, Must Control GOLD...

whotookmyalias's picture

Nice plan we have regarding ISIS, huh?

max2205's picture

Well funded by you know who....trained by you know who.....takes orders from you know who

What a joke

BaBaBouy's picture

The US Admin Should Be Asking Themselves One Question???

How Long Would It Take SADAM To Wipe ISIS Of the Face Of The EARTH.?..Prolly 2 Weeks At Most...

Again Way To Go GWBBBBBBB.

Save_America1st's picture

and not one scumbag in the room had the fucking balls to TELL, not ask this fucker, but TELL him that the reason these psychos are so well trained and "so well funded" and so heavily armed is because of the sociopaths in our own government and specifically Langley who trained, armed, and funded the mother fuckers.

Anyone care to comment to John McCain about him hanging out in Syria with Al Quaida/ ISIS terrorists who he is also responsible for backing, funding, training, arming????

nope-1004's picture




In response to everyone's comments above me, who obviously know the script, I submit this:


"This little thing we have called the Internet makes it very hard to govern today."

- John Kerry

Four chan's picture

does haliburton and the carlyle group need more new york buildings demolished for an excuse to start another war?

Manthong's picture

 ‘Beyond Anything We Have Seen’   

How about "beyond anything we have ever created before"?

ISIS is a freaking virus and it is out of your lab now.

Spigot's picture

What in the fuck are they trying to hide now? Is the real problem Ebola or US$ demise, and they are ramping up the ISIS straw man to get everyone distracted? The stupidity of what these meat puppets is saying is truly elephanine. Why have top tier pols out talking patently idiotic shit about 'ISIS' ? Larger issues not for public view??

StackShinyStuff's picture

False flag coming methinks...


Edit:  and I hope it is not a Nuke this time

MillionDollarBogus_'s picture

Tyler, is ISIS part of your Operation Mayhem...???

usednabused's picture

Mellion $ nise bugger, I think ISIS is more of a love-hate relationship between Islam and the CIA than it is Tyler's problem. Sort of like your paymasters little lovespat, right?

espirit's picture

Ready for anything?

Hmmm.. Maybe they'll process a Class III FFL online?

SMG's picture

Eff you Hagel, you Luciferian puppet.    Going to get us into WWIII no matter what, blood sacrifice of billions to your blood thirsty god one way or another.  Why the f*** does the world have to be like this. S**t!

BringOnTheAsteroid's picture

This is fucking pathetic. Why not just tell us the date of the false flag you moron. They're not even trying to hide their actions anymore. ISIS, Ebola, a mysterious opening of the US/Mexican border.

Let me spell it out for you. ISIS martyrs deliberately infected with Ebola have crossed into the US via Mexico en masse. 

There will be a press conference, this will be announed to the world, the market will collapse, martial law will be enacted. You obviously can't have elections during an outbreak of Ebola so an executive order will be given to extend the period of the current government.

No need to thank me for making it crystal clear what is going to happen.

MeMadMax's picture

ISIS will only pose a threat to the US when Ochooma gives his blessing...

BellyBrain's picture

Did anybody look at the fake-ass "beheading" video?  Hilariously bad.  Every second of it.  Truly.

Davalicious's picture

NSA leaks show ISIS is led by a Mossad agent

The CFR was set up and funded by Jews. Jews did 9/11. We have a Jewish problem. We are f*cked until we deal with that.

Pinto Currency's picture


Listen to what Aaron Russo said Nick Rockefeller told him about the endless war on terror before 911.

Starting at 3:00 of this clip:

Funding and creating the ISIS monster takes on a different light.



Truthseeker2's picture

Obama flings open the SW border and then his DEF SEC goes into fearmonger mode?!?!?!?!?!

Defense Secretary: ISIS Is An ‘Imminent Threat To Every Interest We Have’

Truthseeker2's picture


!  !  !  


Hagel promotes ISIL fear porn, all the while Obama created a border sieve in which --->


old naughty's picture

@knuckles, agreed with everything you said...except the cnn bit, they made "false media show"-offs.

@nope, eh Kerry, didn't know his masters reciprocate with the internet to do more divide and conquer of the slav-ples, no?

lol, try detach from the non-stop horror show !? 

Taint Boil's picture



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MalteseFalcon's picture

I thought the US was building a military juggernaut to take on all comers?  Full spectrum dominance?  Now a bunch of desert nomads in stolen pick up trucks are the match for the US military?

What is going to happen if Russia or China get serious?

BringOnTheAsteroid's picture

The US is falling apart before our eyes. How ironic that with some of the most pervasive surveillance, on EVERYONE, in the history of the world the US still can't stop terrorists and worse still, jump up and down like a bunch of hyperventilating pansies. The fact that despite the NSA's and DHS's overarching reach and that not only can't terrorists be stopped but they pose a greater threat now, highlights precisely that these organisations are not intended to stop terrorism, they are intended to incubate it and enhance its effectiveness against US citizens.

You people are going to have to take matters into your own hands before you wake up in a concentration camp. 

Herd Redirection Committee's picture

Did you hear the story about the Marine General who broke the DOD's simulation, by using WWII communication techniques, including delivery by motorcycle, and light signaling?

They had to tell him "No fair!  You have to use global telecoms!"

mvsjcl's picture

"ISIL poses a threat greater than 9/11 (our government)."


Are you shitting me? You fucking tool. I hate these fuckers who think we're so damn stupid.


Keyser's picture

The sad part is that most people in the US know nothing about this and wouldn't care if they did... Meat puppets is being kind when describing the current crop of Americans... Self-absorbed technophiles would be a better description... The decomposition of the fabric which made America great is just about complete... Once the older generations are gone, that will be it...  

Herd Redirection Committee's picture

OK, I got a new name for these guys, scrap ISIS, scrap IS, I am thus rebranding them:


TheFourthStooge-ing's picture


Are you shitting me? You fucking tool. I hate these fuckers who think we're so damn stupid.

Fucken A! Hagel has now made quite clear that his loyalty is not to America, but to the occupational government in Vichy DC.

We already know who funded and trained ISIS, Chuckie. We also know that you are all still gung ho to attack Syria, because Assad and the Syrian Arab Army/Air Force are the only ones who have been exterminating the monsters you've created.

Fuck off, Chuck. Die in a fire.

nmewn's picture

"...because Assad and the Syrian Arab Army/Air Force are the only ones who have been exterminating the monsters..."

On that topic, remember the guy who gained so much media attention saying he was gonna raise the Islamic flag over the Vichy WH?

He daid.

What are the odds?

SWRichmond's picture

It's 9/11 times a thousand...

nmewn's picture

Meh, its the "original" Brits who are the ones who should be concerned, open immigration and no borders are such a wonderful thing...

...keeps the state with something to do, all that watching ;-)

Alllooo akbar!


Oh yeah, the Secretary of Defense violated the law (I know, I know big shock) when they transferred five killers from Gitmo for a deserter...

Our opinion in this matter rests upon the Secretary of Defense’s responsibility to comply with a notification condition on the availability of appropriations to transfer individuals from Guantanamo Bay. This opinion does not address the Secretary’s decision to transfer the five individuals in this case as part of DOD’s efforts to secure the release of an American soldier. However, when DOD failed to notify specified congressional committees at least 30 days in advance of its transfer of Guantanamo Bay detainees to Qatar, DOD used appropriated funds in violation of section 8111. As a consequence of using its appropriations in a manner specifically prohibited by law, DOD violated the Antideficiency Act.

See 31 U.S.C. § 1341(a). DOD should report its Antideficiency Act violation as required by law. 

While everyone was consumed with Ferguson Squirrels ;-)

Herd Redirection Committee's picture

This keeps getting better and better!  Not only is that dude dead, but the guy who was in the beheading video was: "John, from a British terror gang nicknamed The Beatles by fellow jihadis"

John from the Beatles beheaded a guy!  Who writes this stuff?  Apparently they're not John Lennon fans.