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Chuck Hagel Goes Full Fearmonger: "ISIS Poses Greater Threat Than 9/11, Prepare For Everything"

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US Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel talks about the "imminent threat" ISIS poses to the US and the World.. .and pulls no punches in his total fearmongery..."ISIL poses a threat greater than 9/11. ISIL is as sophisticated and well funded as any group we have seen. They're beyond just a terrorist group. They marry ideology with a sophisticated strategic and tactical military prowess and they're tremendously well-funded. This is way beyond anything we have seen. We must prepare for everything. Get Ready!" Time for some QE-funded deficit-busting war spending...




Clip 1...

"They're beyond just a terrorist group. They marry ideology with a sophisticated strategic and tactical military prowess and they're tremendously well-funded. This is way beyond anything we have seen. We must prepare for everything. Get Ready!"



Clip 2...

"Evidence is pretty clear. When we look at what they did to Mr Foley and threatend to do to all Americans and Europeans. There is no other way to describe it but barbaric. They have no standard of decency of responsible human behavior. They are an imminent threat to every interest we have."


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Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:49 | 5126712 astoriajoe
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Who let the back door open? Again...

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:51 | 5126727 Berspankme
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Didn't Odouchebag just say they were JV?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:56 | 5126748 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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This is all like a bad fucking movie that never ends and you can't turn off.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:58 | 5126773 fauxhammer
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Chucky singin' for his lunch

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:02 | 5126789 knukles
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Running around, hair on fire, screaming, waving hands, spitting blood, puss running freely from open sores, chased by the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse, CFR saying it's OK for dogs and cats to inter-breed, mixing the races and languages, Tower of Babel collapsing, earth tremors, strange sounds of Gabriel's horns summoning all mankind to the Ultimate Blood Feast, CNN reporters already on site showing Live Death in Technicolor 24/7/365, proclamations, edicts, stalwarts marching to strengthen the state, Pharisees rising justified by YouTube videos, psalms and prayers banned, speeches delivered on blank canvasses to be fulfilled by whatever wishes desired of the audience, placation of misery and destruction, freedoms curtailed to defend freedoms, children annihilated, women sold into bondage, drugs alcohol and mind altering chemicals sprayed into the air, electromagnetic vibrations as Nibru and the End of Days approaches, pass the popcorn and Jello.   This is where we began and so shall end.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:03 | 5126810 European American
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the "imminent threat" the CIA/FBI/NSA/DHS poses to the US and the World

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:05 | 5126822 outamyeffinway
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Wait till you see the new White House after ISIS blows the current one up like Dickhead Cheny promised.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:09 | 5126856 willwork4food
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Yes, ol' eagle eye- "Did you hear any orders to the contrary?", Dick. Even his own heart want to get the fuck away from him.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:11 | 5126864 Stackers
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Well funded by WHOM ????

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:11 | 5126871 linniepar
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Well funded with US 100$ bills. All crisp, as if they just came off the printing press.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:27 | 5126956 BaBaBouy
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I Guess The Current GOLD Smackdown Fortells Of The US Expecting Some Big Hit Around The Corner From ISIS.

Must Control GOLD, Must Control GOLD, Must Control GOLD...

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:28 | 5126977 whotookmyalias
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Nice plan we have regarding ISIS, huh?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:31 | 5126995 max2205
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Well funded by you know who....trained by you know who.....takes orders from you know who

What a joke

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:38 | 5127041 BaBaBouy
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The US Admin Should Be Asking Themselves One Question???

How Long Would It Take SADAM To Wipe ISIS Of the Face Of The EARTH.?..Prolly 2 Weeks At Most...

Again Way To Go GWBBBBBBB.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:43 | 5127054 Save_America1st
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and not one scumbag in the room had the fucking balls to TELL, not ask this fucker, but TELL him that the reason these psychos are so well trained and "so well funded" and so heavily armed is because of the sociopaths in our own government and specifically Langley who trained, armed, and funded the mother fuckers.

Anyone care to comment to John McCain about him hanging out in Syria with Al Quaida/ ISIS terrorists who he is also responsible for backing, funding, training, arming????

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:47 | 5127073 nope-1004
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In response to everyone's comments above me, who obviously know the script, I submit this:


"This little thing we have called the Internet makes it very hard to govern today."

- John Kerry

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:48 | 5127090 Four chan
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does haliburton and the carlyle group need more new york buildings demolished for an excuse to start another war?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 18:05 | 5127161 Manthong
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 ‘Beyond Anything We Have Seen’   

How about "beyond anything we have ever created before"?

ISIS is a freaking virus and it is out of your lab now.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 18:08 | 5127197 Spigot
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What in the fuck are they trying to hide now? Is the real problem Ebola or US$ demise, and they are ramping up the ISIS straw man to get everyone distracted? The stupidity of what these meat puppets is saying is truly elephanine. Why have top tier pols out talking patently idiotic shit about 'ISIS' ? Larger issues not for public view??

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 18:34 | 5127317 StackShinyStuff
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False flag coming methinks...


Edit:  and I hope it is not a Nuke this time

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 18:37 | 5127354 MillionDollarBogus_
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Tyler, is ISIS part of your Operation Mayhem...???

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 18:52 | 5127444 usednabused
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Mellion $ nise bugger, I think ISIS is more of a love-hate relationship between Islam and the CIA than it is Tyler's problem. Sort of like your paymasters little lovespat, right?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 19:09 | 5127524 espirit
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Ready for anything?

Hmmm.. Maybe they'll process a Class III FFL online?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 19:54 | 5127759 SMG
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Eff you Hagel, you Luciferian puppet.    Going to get us into WWIII no matter what, blood sacrifice of billions to your blood thirsty god one way or another.  Why the f*** does the world have to be like this. S**t!

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 20:14 | 5127821 BringOnTheAsteroid
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This is fucking pathetic. Why not just tell us the date of the false flag you moron. They're not even trying to hide their actions anymore. ISIS, Ebola, a mysterious opening of the US/Mexican border.

Let me spell it out for you. ISIS martyrs deliberately infected with Ebola have crossed into the US via Mexico en masse. 

There will be a press conference, this will be announed to the world, the market will collapse, martial law will be enacted. You obviously can't have elections during an outbreak of Ebola so an executive order will be given to extend the period of the current government.

No need to thank me for making it crystal clear what is going to happen.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 20:49 | 5127964 espirit
Thu, 08/21/2014 - 21:35 | 5128107 MeMadMax
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ISIS will only pose a threat to the US when Ochooma gives his blessing...

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 00:44 | 5128614 BellyBrain
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Did anybody look at the fake-ass "beheading" video?  Hilariously bad.  Every second of it.  Truly.

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 00:56 | 5128641 Davalicious
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NSA leaks show ISIS is led by a Mossad agent

The CFR was set up and funded by Jews. Jews did 9/11. We have a Jewish problem. We are f*cked until we deal with that.

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 01:10 | 5128670 Pinto Currency
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Listen to what Aaron Russo said Nick Rockefeller told him about the endless war on terror before 911.

Starting at 3:00 of this clip:

Funding and creating the ISIS monster takes on a different light.



Fri, 08/22/2014 - 07:55 | 5129033 Truthseeker2
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Obama flings open the SW border and then his DEF SEC goes into fearmonger mode?!?!?!?!?!

Defense Secretary: ISIS Is An ‘Imminent Threat To Every Interest We Have’

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 01:14 | 5128638 Pinto Currency
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Fri, 08/22/2014 - 07:59 | 5129042 Truthseeker2
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!  !  !  


Hagel promotes ISIL fear porn, all the while Obama created a border sieve in which --->


Thu, 08/21/2014 - 21:48 | 5128157 old naughty
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@knuckles, agreed with everything you said...except the cnn bit, they made "false media show"-offs.

@nope, eh Kerry, didn't know his masters reciprocate with the internet to do more divide and conquer of the slav-ples, no?

lol, try detach from the non-stop horror show !? 

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 00:44 | 5128615 TahoeBilly2012
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Thu, 08/21/2014 - 19:24 | 5127585 Taint Boil
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Million Dollar Bonus is a Zero Hedge genius …….. if you don’t get it you never will. Create a new account and stop posting under “Bogus”.

Thanks in advance.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 19:50 | 5127737 MalteseFalcon
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I thought the US was building a military juggernaut to take on all comers?  Full spectrum dominance?  Now a bunch of desert nomads in stolen pick up trucks are the match for the US military?

What is going to happen if Russia or China get serious?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 20:22 | 5127863 BringOnTheAsteroid
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The US is falling apart before our eyes. How ironic that with some of the most pervasive surveillance, on EVERYONE, in the history of the world the US still can't stop terrorists and worse still, jump up and down like a bunch of hyperventilating pansies. The fact that despite the NSA's and DHS's overarching reach and that not only can't terrorists be stopped but they pose a greater threat now, highlights precisely that these organisations are not intended to stop terrorism, they are intended to incubate it and enhance its effectiveness against US citizens.

You people are going to have to take matters into your own hands before you wake up in a concentration camp. 

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 20:28 | 5127895 Herd Redirectio...
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Did you hear the story about the Marine General who broke the DOD's simulation, by using WWII communication techniques, including delivery by motorcycle, and light signaling?

They had to tell him "No fair!  You have to use global telecoms!"

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 22:27 | 5128281 wee-weed up
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Thu, 08/21/2014 - 18:04 | 5127175 mvsjcl
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"ISIL poses a threat greater than 9/11 (our government)."


Are you shitting me? You fucking tool. I hate these fuckers who think we're so damn stupid.


Thu, 08/21/2014 - 19:06 | 5127512 Keyser
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The sad part is that most people in the US know nothing about this and wouldn't care if they did... Meat puppets is being kind when describing the current crop of Americans... Self-absorbed technophiles would be a better description... The decomposition of the fabric which made America great is just about complete... Once the older generations are gone, that will be it...  

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 22:28 | 5128287 Herd Redirectio...
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OK, I got a new name for these guys, scrap ISIS, scrap IS, I am thus rebranding them:


Thu, 08/21/2014 - 19:16 | 5127552 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Are you shitting me? You fucking tool. I hate these fuckers who think we're so damn stupid.

Fucken A! Hagel has now made quite clear that his loyalty is not to America, but to the occupational government in Vichy DC.

We already know who funded and trained ISIS, Chuckie. We also know that you are all still gung ho to attack Syria, because Assad and the Syrian Arab Army/Air Force are the only ones who have been exterminating the monsters you've created.

Fuck off, Chuck. Die in a fire.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 19:39 | 5127666 nmewn
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"...because Assad and the Syrian Arab Army/Air Force are the only ones who have been exterminating the monsters..."

On that topic, remember the guy who gained so much media attention saying he was gonna raise the Islamic flag over the Vichy WH?

He daid.

What are the odds?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 19:49 | 5127734 SWRichmond
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It's 9/11 times a thousand...

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 20:24 | 5127774 nmewn
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Meh, its the "original" Brits who are the ones who should be concerned, open immigration and no borders are such a wonderful thing...

...keeps the state with something to do, all that watching ;-)

Alllooo akbar!


Oh yeah, the Secretary of Defense violated the law (I know, I know big shock) when they transferred five killers from Gitmo for a deserter...

Our opinion in this matter rests upon the Secretary of Defense’s responsibility to comply with a notification condition on the availability of appropriations to transfer individuals from Guantanamo Bay. This opinion does not address the Secretary’s decision to transfer the five individuals in this case as part of DOD’s efforts to secure the release of an American soldier. However, when DOD failed to notify specified congressional committees at least 30 days in advance of its transfer of Guantanamo Bay detainees to Qatar, DOD used appropriated funds in violation of section 8111. As a consequence of using its appropriations in a manner specifically prohibited by law, DOD violated the Antideficiency Act.

See 31 U.S.C. § 1341(a). DOD should report its Antideficiency Act violation as required by law. 

While everyone was consumed with Ferguson Squirrels ;-)

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 20:33 | 5127915 Herd Redirectio...
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This keeps getting better and better!  Not only is that dude dead, but the guy who was in the beheading video was: "John, from a British terror gang nicknamed The Beatles by fellow jihadis"

John from the Beatles beheaded a guy!  Who writes this stuff?  Apparently they're not John Lennon fans.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 20:55 | 5127986 nmewn
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lol...the walrus was Paul ;-)

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 20:48 | 5127961 auntiesocial
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no one told me there would be a math quiz.... and i am terrible at fractions...

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 19:45 | 5127701 disabledvet
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Tanks and planes are one thing....ammunition costs extra.

Come to think of do the tanks and planes.

We got some bad ass shit if needed...but economic recovery comes first.  You want to start a Civil War in Missouri...not the first ones to try.

And yes...they do have Jayhawks in Kansas too.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 22:33 | 5128304 stormsailor
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we're gonna go up there and set things right.  you want to go with us josie?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:50 | 5127100 Save_America1st
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and make no mistake about it.  These fuckers were created, trained, armed, and funded on purpose to become this big and crazy for at least 3 reasons:

To keep the MIC living large making things that go boom

To keep the banksters living large funding constant wars that won't quite go nuke (yet)

To hold the American people hostage with the threat of terrorists in order to ultimately use the heavy hand (and jack boots) of tyrannical government against us and steal away our rights, freedom and liberty.  And to completely nullify the Constitution and Bill of Rights.

Well, I guess that's 4 things...I'm sure there are many more.  But it's all treason perpetrated against the free world by sociopaths and psychopaths. 

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:54 | 5127128 Quus Ant
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That's a good list.

I would add- erase the border between Iraq and Syria, reset an Iraq that was getting too close to Iran and Russia and provide political cover for US bombing in Syria.


Thu, 08/21/2014 - 18:02 | 5127167 McMolotov
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Sen. James Inhofe has joined in now, saying, "We're in the most dangerous position we've ever been in as a nation" (what about WWII?) and "They're rapidly developing a method of blowing up a major US city" (more smoking gun mushroom clouds a la Condi Rice?).

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 18:35 | 5127321 Quus Ant
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A greater shill than Inhofe you'll never find.

Plus this:

"Halting ISIS would require strikes in Syria, Top General Says"

I hate being right about shit like this.  I'd much rather be crazy.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 22:56 | 5128375 drdolittle
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Lotta conditioning going on. False flag a coming. Maybe they find Russia aided and abetted them and we gotta go kick some Russian ass? Maybe ISIS gets ebola across the mexican border despite the best efforts of the tsa and it's agenda 21 time? Dunno. Maybe they want me to buy more body armor for their campaign contributor and I should just calm my ass down? WTF, I'm off tomorrow and going to the gun range! Never go wrong that way. Blow off some steam and all at the worst.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 18:33 | 5127336 StackShinyStuff
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You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful... Shut up bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 19:42 | 5127684 Save_America1st
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now that was funny!  lol

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 10:32 | 5129581 gallistic
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Read my mind man!

I was just going to reply with practically the same exact additions, but then I read the next post down.



Thu, 08/21/2014 - 19:37 | 5127653 Kirk2NCC1701
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Agree 100%.  Or is it 1Trillion % in the BLS and QE++ world?  Like the "Save_America1st" too.  Anyway...

I'm pleased to see people using the terms psychopath and sociopath correctly.  Refreshing.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 19:55 | 5127761 Save_America1st
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Thanks favorite starship captain of all time.  Kicks ass, takes names, saves the galaxy, and bangs the alien bitchez even if they're green! lol 

So speaking of the sociopaths, here's a link to a very well "up-arrowed" post that I've done several times regarding the sociopaths...namely the number one sciopath In Chief, obama:

Read that profile and tell me it doesn't match about 98% of those we have in government and other areas who are totally destroying not just America but the entire planet. 

They say 2% of the population are clinically "socipath".  That's 2 out of every 100 people you meet.  Or...1 out of every 50.  Scary fucking numbers if you ask me.  Then...given what we know from the above link about sociopaths...just think how many of them in all areas of so-called "leadership" and government from the fucking HOA's or city councils and school boards...all the way up the local, city, state and federal chain of government, law enforcement, legal system, and other beurocracies, etc. etc. must totally be major sociopaths and psychopaths (which are pretty much the same thing except most people associate psychopaths with more violent behavior).  Sociopaths gravitate to the top of all business and industry as well.  No matter what they all gravitate together like a gang...a mafia even...a group of control freaks and scumbags.  Liars, cheaters, stealers, killers.

Clinton comes to mind, doesn't it???  And now look at obama or by his real father's last name, Davis (Frank Marshall Davis).  Another total sociopath, Marxist, Commie, scumbag, traitor.  obama/Davis is that times 100 now that he's reached the level that he has.

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 02:28 | 5128741 Professorlocknload
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Dunno, save. You give O a bit of credit labeling him a sociopath. I look at him as more of a hood ornament. A haywire small time idealist strategically placed in power by some real sociopathic sinister forces.

Guess we'll see when the wash comes out.

Certainly, time is drawing short to get the agenda he was appointed to fulfill complete.

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 00:49 | 5128631 IronForge
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Without Minor Conflicts requiring American involvement and Major War Powers to provoke to Cold War Levels, TEAM_USA and its MIC brought up and set up its own Minions to "Feed their Furnace" btwn Major Wars.

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 02:36 | 5128746 Professorlocknload
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Might be the puppeteers are following the FDR playbook, so need a big splash to convince the non believers to climb on board. Pearl Harbor kind of thing. Talking the public into a frenzy is sending the suggestion "to whom it may concern, come and get us."

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:58 | 5127150 curbjob
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Since both "threats" are US foreign policy creations, it stands to reason that the fuck-ups will grow in magnitude.

This is how empires collapse.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 22:44 | 5128340 drdolittle
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@ Nope fuck yeah, you've got it. We know the deal but there's not enough of us. Let us stand with the others who know.

And, that's why they need an internet kill switch. And will use one. When they do be prepared to die or get raped with a cattle prod.

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 01:43 | 5128707 Sock Monkey Posse
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That would be John F'in' Kerry...

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 01:42 | 5128708 Sock Monkey Posse
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That would be John F'in' Kerry...

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 03:27 | 5128785 Dead Man Walking
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al gore invented it.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:47 | 5127082 Ms. Erable
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Chuckie has been off his game ever since he starred in Happy Chuck. Hell, everybody knows you never go full retard.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 18:23 | 5127290 The Chief
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The only thing I fear is Hagel and his Nazi henchmen. We are so completely fucked. We should be ready for anything. Emboldened by their apparent success with false flags in the US, these psychpaths will kill as many of us as they deem necessary to keep the continuity of their sick, fascist partnerships with the global, no-nationality, oligarchs in place.



Thu, 08/21/2014 - 19:39 | 5127664 The Chief
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I wonder where the nazi NSA contractor fucktard who is down voting all of these posts finds himself sitting at the moment. These weasels work from home now. No need to go to an office. A better question is "does Carlyle and BoozAllen even know how many people are on their payroll?" I could curse at them and call them names, but the fact is that these fuckers are likely as american as Obama. More likely, a nazi dual citizen.


We've been punked for over a 100 fucking years, people.


Thu, 08/21/2014 - 18:31 | 5127326 RaceToTheBottom
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Did this guy use the Paulson message method?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:41 | 5127062 eatthebanksters
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I guess our President chooses to await our next major terror incident from the links of an elite golf club on Nantucket.  At least he'll be safe and having fun when it goes off on his watch.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 20:41 | 5127939 BringOnTheAsteroid
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I wonder how they get the grass to grow on the 18 hole underground golf course Obama will be playing when the cronies have to retreat to the bunkers. I can't imagine he'd be satisfied with artifical turf, it'd throw off his putting game no end. Is anyone else worried that the most powerful man in the world spends an inordinate amount of time hitting a little ball a long distance into a littler cup. I can imagine doing it every so often for shits and giggles but honestly, what a huge fucking waste of time. If alien civilisations were watching us they must have an army os scientists trying to figure out why the humans are doing this. I'd love to see a list of propsed reasons.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 23:31 | 5128477 Yes_Questions
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aside from reasons for the game, they're asured they have no competition


safe to probe at will then

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 19:47 | 5127720 Kirk2NCC1701
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@whotookmyalias: "Nice plan we have regarding ISIS, huh?"

As I commented on another ZH post earllier today (5126321), it seems that yet another FRANKENSTEIN of their making has "Escaped and Gone Rogue".  Nothing to do, but to save face and save ass, and bring him back in -- dead or alive.  Same as it ever was.

What I want to know is, how do we get the MSM out of the equation, and get the Truth out to the Unwashed/Plebeian Masses?  We need ZH on super-steroids.  Tyler, since TPTB are trolling here and Crowd-sourcing for cool ideas (for free, cheap bass-turds!), why don't you let your readers help you brainstorm on how to take ZH to the Next Level?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 22:41 | 5128292 wee-weed up
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Hey Chuck... what about our wide-open southern border your Commander in Chief adamantly refuses to enforce? You think that just might give ISIS an easy entrance to US soil? Or is you head in the sand? Or, more accurately, like the rest of this Admin, up your ass!

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:11 | 5126872 Slave
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Translation: We must prepare to surrender more of our rights.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:13 | 5126883 outamyeffinway
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You have rights left!!!! WTF?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 18:01 | 5127157 what's that smell
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They marry ideology with a sophisticated strategic

ideology married a virgin named strategy.

they fucked until strategy gave birth to stupid.

hey amerika! listen up! stupid is as stupid does.


Thu, 08/21/2014 - 19:56 | 5127766 Town Crier
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Americans being beheaded by bored Britons: Mark David Chapman wannabes, all dressed up as Slender Man.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:26 | 5126963 TheRideNeverEnds
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Sooo on a scale of 9 to 11 how scared should I be right now and what rights do I have to give up to make me feel safe again? 

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:37 | 5127035 OMG
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Purple Barney the purple dinaosr, "purple" on the new improved terrrrrrroar threat level in dick cator!

Rights you have no fucking rights!

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 20:35 | 5127919 mkkby
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This "threat" is so great and skeery we will be making the southern border even easier to cross than ever before... which is proof positive that the threat is phoney and entirely internal psyops.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 18:11 | 5127220 Dave Thomas
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Yeah whatever happened to the threat meter, how many millions of taxpayers dollars went into that shitty meter? Get it's ass out here and show us some defcon 1 terror now motherfucker, I paid for that threat level mauve I wanna see that motherfucker lit.

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 09:14 | 5129288 Almost Solvent
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I think we would be on brown - as in shit in your pants now

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 15:42 | 5131180 NeoLuddite
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Brown - You're through!

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 20:43 | 5127954 BringOnTheAsteroid
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Your right to life my friend. Your right to life.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:30 | 5126989 Carpenter1
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"Well funded"

He's right on that count, and he should know, he authorizes the cheque amounts.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 18:06 | 5127198 SAT 800
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It drives me crazy; the one thing they're equipped to do; "follow the money"; and expose / stop the funding; and they never do it. We''re always supposed to believe that the Totota agency is giving away free 4wd. PU's, and free heavy machine guns, and free ammunition, and free RPG's; dude, this shit costs money; who's paying the bills? That's how you pinch off something like this; you go after the paymaster. Unless it's the CIA, of course.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 18:18 | 5127254 MarsInScorpio
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Sat 800:


Which explains why the money is not cut off . . .


Insane; they really are insane.


Thu, 08/21/2014 - 19:59 | 5127779 Herd Redirectio...
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I just google'd: "Does Toyota sponsor ISIS?"

I am thinking, did any one take out a Geiger counter on those babies?  Because I know Japan is having trouble offloading HOT (in the radioactive sense) vehicles, as China and Russia have caught on and will not allow them to even be unloaded.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 19:02 | 5127483 usednabused
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HA HA Sat. Are you that fucking dumb to still be waiting for this guv't to show it's honesty and integrity? Wake up man, for a long fucking time already DC has been the capital of terror inc. Hagels one of the main employees.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 18:56 | 5127461 Max Cynical
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Is that a 501(c)(4) or a 501(c)(6) organization? Can I get a write off for that funding?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 18:32 | 5127334 Statetheist
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Rights? What the hell are those?!

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 19:51 | 5127741 logicalman
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How many on ZH have ever been close to a terrorist attack?

Few, I would venture.

I can say for sure there's at least one. 15 seconds would have made a big difference in my life (likely ended it).

The IRA were very good at blowing people up - they even managed to get the Queen's cousin.

My home town.

The thing was that nearly everyone said "fuck 'em I'm not going to let the bastards rule my life"

Fearmongering through the media for a personal agenda is just as much a terrorist method as blowing people up, as it is likely to hurt a lot more people

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 20:53 | 5127975 Winston Churchill
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Kings Cross tube station, just walked out to catch a cab.Boom.

In Kabul during the original coup.In

Tehran when the Shah abdicated,Bahrain when the Iranians tried to topple wee Jock.

Just lucky I guess.


Fri, 08/22/2014 - 06:48 | 5128905 UselessEater
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More than one ZH poster ofcourse. Had my own experiences. So saying, keep perspective folks and keep your rights. Terrorism ain't new.

But W.Churchill, you maybe a lucky charm...... tell me where you are flying so I can head the opposite way ;)

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 06:45 | 5128897 Perfecthedge
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Wasn't it Mao who said "kill a couple of thousand and have control over a couple of millions"?

Killing a few "here and there" by government agencies will impress the rest of the crowd to the point that they become willingness.  See Hitler and his brown shirts...

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 08:39 | 5129127 medium giraffe
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200lb bomb went off half a mile a way from us once, courtesy of the Gerry Adams goon squad.  My dear old mum managed to sleep right through it, that's how much of a fuck she gave :)

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:14 | 5126892 SofaPapa
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Ding, ding, ding... we have a winner. 

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 03:36 | 5127536 intric8
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"Get ready"? Then secure our borders, motherfuckers!!!

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:21 | 5126932 Carl Spackler
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Some Iraqi central bank branch in Mosul...with 475MM of United States Dollars.

Plus, millions of Euros of "protection" money from Frnace, Spain, et al., for not hurting the naive nationals of those nations they kidnapped.

One could also assume that the Saudis are funding ISIL...their Sunni brothers.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 22:27 | 5128283 123dobryden
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if i would ever have to choose a guy running the government show at least our foreign policy itwould have to be either kgb agent or imam!

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 22:28 | 5128288 123dobryden
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it seems only they know what realy is going on, on this little planet

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 05:35 | 5128849 SoDamnMad
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Funded by Qatar and SA

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:14 | 5126865 linniepar
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Funded by shit stain McCain and Zion Inc...

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:12 | 5126867 Slave
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Fri, 08/22/2014 - 09:46 | 5129399 gallistic
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Dick Cheney's heart did run away from him!

He has the heart of a much younger man beating in his chest now.

He was 71 when he received a heart that should have been used for, you know, an actual human being.

They should have let that old evil bitch die...

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:13 | 5126879 MarsInScorpio
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". . . after the CIA / DHS / ATF / ICE / DEA  et. al blows the current one up like Dickhead Cheny promised."


There, fixed it for you.


Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:47 | 5127087 petolo
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Heads will roll!

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 19:34 | 5127639 logicalman
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It's only white because it was burned a while back.

I wonder what colour it will be painted after the next time.

It will probably require a bunch of highly paid committees and a bunch of lobbyists to decide.

Bill for paint: $20,000

Bill for labour: $200,000

Bill for aforementioned connected folks: $20,000,000


Thu, 08/21/2014 - 21:07 | 5128036 Shad_ow
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I can live with that if it is inhabited during the blow up with a few whose names I will refrain from listing.

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 05:23 | 5128845 Serfs_Up
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No bid contract to rebuild the 50% Whitehouse? 

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:25 | 5126831 sixsigma cygnus...
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Damn, looks like I picked the wrong day to quit huffing paint.  And don't call me Shirley.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:30 | 5126986 Theosebes Goodfellow
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Chuck Hagel, making village idiots look like Rhodes scholars since 1996.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:52 | 5127119 Ignatius
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Full retard on the terrorist meme.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 18:03 | 5127179 SAT 800
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Pathetic, isn't it? What a jerkoff.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 18:20 | 5127267 TheReplacement
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"Can I be Frank?"

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 18:19 | 5127260 passenger_pidgin
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cIa nSa fbI dhS

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 19:39 | 5127657 fockewulf190
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"That all depends on what the definition of "is" is."

Slick Willy


I just couldn´t let it go by.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 19:13 | 5127535 Zadok
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It is very impressive to me that Up-chuck Hegelian dialectic has such acting skills that he can keep a straight face.  I am sure I could not...

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 08:22 | 5129114 'argar the 'orrible
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Not to mention, MI6, GCHQ, ASIO, MI5 et al, a real alphabet soup, isn't it.

MI6 nickname is 'the circus', they all are, arrogant, deadly, out of control clowns who have no suport by the thinking genaral public.

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 09:30 | 5129349 Dugald
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So yesterday they were a bunch of raggedyassed bandits and today they are a slick, honed, streamlined world beating bunch of bandits.....


Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:04 | 5126820 john39
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they can piss off.  their bullshit doesn't sell anymore.   they are losing control and getting desperate.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:09 | 5126855 MarsInScorpio
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I'm am wondering what they will use as the October Surprise.


These people are psychotic sociopaths. Nothing is beyond them.


Yeah, I'll prepare for anything - starting with the 24- Whack Jobs running the "feral" government (no typo - that word is exactly what it is), and their maniacal homicidal henchmen in the alphabet agencies.



Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:26 | 5126971 onthesquare
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They hate you Chuck because of your freedom

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 19:35 | 5127650 logicalman
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Chicken surprise....

the surprise is there is no chicken.


Who knows.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 20:54 | 5127978 BringOnTheAsteroid
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Ebola, it's as simple as that. Deliberately infecting the US with Ebola would be THE MOST POTENT form of terrorism imaginable. It leaves infrastructure in tact, requires little planning, seeds untold fear and will provide the grounds for absolute control over the population.

It's happening right now people. Put yourself in these psychopths shoes. How many of them can retreat to the safety of an island in the worst case scenario. What's more the guise of martial law can be shifted from DHS to medical emergency. Citizens will willingly participate for no other reason there is simply no choice. Participate or risk being infected.

It's a brave new world we inhabit people. I doubt we will be able to recognise the world in which we live within a couple of years.


Thu, 08/21/2014 - 18:02 | 5127169 SAT 800
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It's really embarrasing to have an idiot like this as part of your government.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 19:38 | 5127661 logicalman
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Government is the problem.

Let's start from there.

Idiot's in government is just a detail.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 18:44 | 5127401 mc225
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that's tight. it's kind of like leonard coen or tom waits without any of the self-censorship. if i'm not mistaken though; it's not possible for dogs and cats to interbreed; but i guess 'they' have science laboratories for that don't 'they'?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 18:48 | 5127428 DeadFred
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Just about sums it up.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 19:31 | 5127630 fuu
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Thu, 08/21/2014 - 19:48 | 5127731 fourZero
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this comment is likely GOAT status

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 20:21 | 5127867 I_Am_
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Wow.......Knukles!!!!! simply wow.

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 11:16 | 5129775 rum_runner
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We didn't start the fire!

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:01 | 5126795 Citxmech
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I love the part about how having to invade Syria is an indispensable part of the mission. . . 

('scuse me while I clean the taste of vomit out of my mouth)

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:11 | 5126862 john39
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all on the same team, no?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:08 | 5126849 knukles
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Now for something entirely different.
The same war fought by different guys on different days for the same reasons only different.

So (sorry, but I just can't help myself) where is the Progressive, Liberal, Democratic Party Peace Wing outcry, marches and outrage, the MSM push-back, the ....
Aw fuck....

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:28 | 5126981 General Decline
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Code Pink disappeared when Obama was elected. Fucking ridiculous.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 18:46 | 5127412 Quus Ant
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No they didn't.  They stopped getting press.  I've been to several actions spearheaded by them.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:17 | 5126904 fauxhammer
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Chucky Douche!

Chucky Douche!

Will you do the Fandango?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:19 | 5126921 abatis
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The fact that ISIL/ISIS slipped under the radar of this incompetent US regime is amazing given the amount of money spent for that exact purpose. Where is the accountability in all this with the NSA, CIA, defense intelligence? Heads should roll (not ISIS style) but you know what I mean.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:23 | 5126946 Sirius Wonderblast
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The amount of money they spent funding ISIS, you mean?

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