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Rick Perry "ISIS Could Be In US, Need To Be Eliminated Now"

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Amid his corruption indictments, Texas Governor Rick Perry is making more headlines today. During a CNN interview, Perry exclaimed "it's possible ISIS may have crossed into The United States from Mexico." Speaking earlier at The Heritage Foundation, Perry blasted, "they need to be eliminated, and they need to be eliminated now."

As The Daily Signal reports, Rick Perry said of the growing threat of the Islamic State, a “terrorist army” formerly known as ISIS rampaging through Iraq. After speaking at The Heritage Foundation on border and homeland security, Perry was asked whether he’d support putting U.S. troops on the ground again in Iraq to “eliminate” the Islamic State terrorists.

Watch the video for his response.

 

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Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:23 | 5126280 Budd aka Sidewinder
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Wait Rick.....one of their tortures is putting gerbils up your ass so you might rethink your position

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:25 | 5126292 Kirk2NCC1701
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Should this happen BEFORE or AFTER he recalls the 3 Federal Agencies he would close?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:27 | 5126306 Headbanger
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Better not be seen wearing all black anymore.

And eat a lot more ham sandwiches in public

 

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:28 | 5126308 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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If Fairy Perry actually gave a shit about security, he would have secured the Texas border YEARS AGO.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:29 | 5126322 fonzannoon
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Well his son had to quit his job at Deutsche Bank a while back. If he has the time he should jump on the first plane over there.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:31 | 5126341 linniepar
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The super bogeyman has been unleashed. The next one will be flesh eating zombies from the catacombs. And they will be Muslim I'm sure...

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:34 | 5126366 cougar_w
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Rick Perry is desperate for a suspension of law.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:41 | 5126406 pods
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Perry is another reactionary whore out to catch any wave that propels him to where he wants to be.

Fucking government.

And we get to argue about whether we should save some people that last month could have been eating their own young but now through the magic of the TeeVee we have some dumb lemming campaign like

#IceBucketsForYahtzees or some shit to feign support for spending more fake FRNs on bombs to keep this pitiful economy afloat.

Hey, I understand that cutting off someone's head is frowned upon and generally discouraged in the first world, but people die every fucking day.

Get over it.  Soon enough people are going to be EATING each other over HERE unless we can flush these parasites from our system.

pods

 

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:48 | 5126448 Greenskeeper_Carl
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Agreed about perry. This is one of the several things I meant when I said I would never vote for him anyway on the thread about him being indicted the other day. He is just another authoritarian war mongering republican, and our country is rampant with them. And for criticizing him, I got a bunch of down votes with not one person telling me how I was wrong. I'm sure half the people on this sight will cheer him on as we restart a war to destroy the monster we ourselves created by involving ourselves in that region in the first place.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:54 | 5126481 pods
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You get a lot of downvotes because Perry is from Texas.  

Texas is like a cult; you espouse freedom but have the most authoritarian system around.

(watch my reds pop up on this one)

pods

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:18 | 5126603 Richardk888
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I am a proud Texan and think Perry is a fucktarded ass hat!

He is for big government and pro fascism.

A sellout in every meaning of the word.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:25 | 5126633 Four chan
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bush, perry is there something cripling iq in the water down there?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:39 | 5126680 Richardk888
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Flouride would be my guess.

The majority of voters vote straight tickets for either the Ds or Rs.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 20:16 | 5127847 boogerbently
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You know, if we eliminate ALL muzzies, we'll get the bad guys too.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:58 | 5126771 Slave
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>>I am a proud Texan

Please tell me, specifically, what you are proud of your state for.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:06 | 5126833 I am a Man I am...
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no state income tax and tex mex, any other fucking questions?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:05 | 5126825 I am a Man I am...
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I'm from Texas and I stand with Richardk888.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:53 | 5127120 TuPhat
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He got a lot of reds because he mentioned that Perry is a republican.  Most ZH ers understand that the party name has no meaning.  Call Perry what you want but the problem with Perry is not the party he claims to be part of.  The problem is that he is a lying scheming new world order politician.  Using republican or democrat as part of your reasoning shows a weakness of thought.  That's how I see it and I'm a Texas resident for 28 years. (not a real texan).

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:54 | 5126487 James_Cole
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 "it's possible ISIS may have crossed into The United States from Mexico." 

It's also possible that Rick Perry is secretly the head of ISIS... many 'possibilities' for Rick Perry to ponder.  

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:11 | 5126565 Bossman1967
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Hey yall I bet ISIS is up Ricks ass you know. Fuck him and Fuck ISIS

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 21:08 | 5128038 Buster Cherry
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Wow.  Deep thoughts....

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:38 | 5126573 The Big Ching-aso
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Whatever happened to the dire don't mess with Texas (Texans) warning you hear constantly?

Looks like someone has done messed with this big cowboy's hat to me. Bitch slapped is bitch slapped but bitch slappin' a honcho governor well it's like a scene outta The Godfather and a senator visiting Lake Tahoe who's later caught only wearing his Fruit-of-the Looms in a red velvet boudoir.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:19 | 5126922 PT
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It's possible ISIS may already be in the US?  Gee, I wonder who let them in there?

My local propaganda rag assures me that I should be terrified of terrorists in Australia too.  Again, I wonder who let them in?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 20:10 | 5127818 August
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>>>(Perry) is just another authoritarian war mongering republican

Thank you, Mr. Perry, for the self-disclosure.  I know that some here (and quite few in the broader US society) somehow hope that the rethuglican party will step in to "save the republic": forget it.

If you like the USA's foreign policy, go ahead and vote (R), and get a lot more of the same.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:56 | 5126497 thetruthhurts
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"Hey, I understand that cutting off someone's head is frowned upon and generally discouraged in the first world, but people die every fucking day."

 

LOL  That was good!   What WE do every day is BLOW their fucking heads off... and I think the ratio is about 10,000 to 1.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 21:04 | 5128024 Buster Cherry
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And you derive you opinion based on what?

Tell me, I really want to know......

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:32 | 5126344 SMG
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This is all just prepositioning by the Oligarchs to soften people up for the next false flag.  Perry is as big of a muppet as any of our "leaders".  Probably use the next false flag to tank the economy and not have the Banksters take the blame. Also throw lots more police state on us. Sigh.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:10 | 5126568 tony wilson
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i missed his tv show did he mention the suitcase nukes that are kept in every israeli embassy as part of the zionist blackmail grid.

did he mention israeli field hospitals repairing isis rapists?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:43 | 5126696 Urban Redneck
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If Fairy Perry actually gave a shit about ISIS, he would have the Texas National Guard detain and waterboard Senator McStain.

Perhaps the CNN news crew knows exactly what the traitor from Arizona was discussing with the head of ISIS at their little televised sit down a while back...

http://i2.wp.com/madworldnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/LiveLeak-do...

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 19:35 | 5127644 Uncle Remus
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Pay Per View for the WIN.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 21:02 | 5128013 Buster Cherry
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I see lots of people don't know much about Texas.

Here's a lesson: Texas aint in Arizona!

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 23:59 | 5128546 Urban Redneck
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It's called extraordinary rendition when a fascist Head of State goes beyond the boundaries of their own jurisdiction and executes an extrajudicial transfer. However, using the word render instead of detain would have went right over even more heads.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 20:59 | 5127997 Buster Cherry
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If you.went.to.school, you.would know that.its the federal governments job to secure all borders, not the Texas governor's. He is however doing the best he can for Texas by calling up the Nat'l Guard.

You really should pull your head out of.your.ass and take a breath now and then. Maybe a civics course.as.well....

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 19:25 | 5127594 Uncle Remus
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BAAAAAAAYCOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 20:53 | 5127983 Buster Cherry
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Well at least.he wanted to shutter.some of these oppressive gov agencies.

Glad you remembered.too!

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:26 | 5126299 McMolotov
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Say what you will about him, but he takes a mean mugshot.

http://www.chron.com/news/politics/texas/article/Rick-Perry-s-mugshot-go...

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:47 | 5126437 daveO
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Smile Rick. You're the next POTUS > Puppet of the United States.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:11 | 5126861 Stormtrooper
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But, can he golf?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:36 | 5127031 docmac324
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I'd be more concerned how the GOV spins ISIS against the citizenry, over what their real capabilities are.  Remember, "They ain't cutting off heads in Kansas"...  George Carlin, RIP BRO

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 20:52 | 5127968 Buster Cherry
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Sounds like you want to be the.first customer

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:23 | 5126281 walküre
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Good to know that Perry is on the correct payroll.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:39 | 5126395 Itchy and Scratchy
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Yepper! Another paid monkey!

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:55 | 5126455 fauxhammer
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Doesn't ISIS already HAVE a command center in Texas?

 

Maybe it moves to Maine during the summer months...

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 20:48 | 5127965 Buster Cherry
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I bet it took the better part.of an hour.to come up with that slick comment.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:23 | 5126282 Skateboarder
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Terrizzt witch trials, here we come.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:35 | 5126372 cougar_w
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Not in our neck of the woods.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:01 | 5126524 Skateboarder
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Tru dat cougs - we're immune to pretty much anything. For better or wrose, SV will be one of the last places to go.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:23 | 5126286 Grande Tetons
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The glasses make him look smarter. That is all they accomplished. 

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:38 | 5126387 ebworthen
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Rick means well in his own way but he is a little short in the smarts department, and not a good enough liar or equivocator to make it beyond Governor of Texas.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:54 | 5126492 RaceToTheBottom
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The glasses also let him see ISIS from his house.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 19:26 | 5127603 Uncle Remus
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Is he renting them from Hitlery?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:28 | 5126288 JustObserving
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Someone needs to remind Rick Perry that ISIS is funded and trained by the US.  In fact, ISIS was made in America.  But then he knows that he gets more popular if he can scare his constituents:

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

H. L. Mencken

ISIS: The jihadist movement stamped “Made in America"

For three years, the US, along with the Gulf states and Turkey, poured billions into “opposition” groups, supposedly to unnamed “moderates,” but in reality to Al Qaeda-linked Sunni groups such as al-Nusra and ISIS to spearhead a sectarian war. The US, Turkey and Jordan have operated a base in Jordan where US instructors trained dozens of ISIS members. In an article last year, the New York Times confirmed that the CIA assisted Arab governments and Turkey by airlifting weaponry to these groups in Jordan and Turkey. The Guardian reported last March that British and French instructors were also involved.

Other ISIS members were trained near Incirlik Air Base near Adana, Turkey, where US forces are based. After completing their training, they went to Syria and later Iraq

http://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2014/07/30/isis-j30.html

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:34 | 5126362 the6thBook
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Um, yes they were founded by our socialist leader Obama, but that certainly does NOT meaning ISIS won't cross the border and kill Americans.  It isn't like our stupid funding of causes overseas hasn't blown up in our face before.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:45 | 5126430 john39
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it wouldn't matter which person is president of the U.S.   isis was created by the world shadow government, and answers to them.  Same people carried out 911, and will do it again if need be, to try and salvage their glorious NWO. 

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:52 | 5126467 seek
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Yup.

Lately I've been reminded of a couple things regarding all of this from way back in the '90s. A point brought up in the show the X-files, and the basis of an old-school conspiracy theorist outfit, a-albionic research.

In a nutshell, no one has a monopoly on conspiracy, and the US governement is not the cohesive, monolithic entity most people think it is. And while we may see the overall architecture of TPTB, that doesn't mean there's not infighting for fiefdoms. Like, say an ex-CIA agent exposing the NSA...

In other words, it's entirely possible (and hell, probably likely) that one group in the USG is funding and training these ISIS assholes, while other groups are actively trying to stop the ISIS assholes. This certainly wouldn't be the first time it's happened. Funny how is usually turns out that the military has to clean up messes that were started 20 years before by the CIA.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:02 | 5126527 NOTaREALmerican
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Very true.  

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:26 | 5126631 Quus Ant
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I look it more like one faction is fucking things up for short term gains and because that's what they do.  MIC for instance.  Other factions are shaping the outcome.   NOT cleaning up.  Bush Senior famously said he would never apologize for the US.  Hands washing hands making scrilla making scrilla.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:41 | 5126689 Andre
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WE HAVE A WINNAH!

Spot on. Government is not like a block of concrete, where all actions are forced into some perfect form or onto some perfect path. Competing feifdoms try to grab power and influence any way they can.

Because of this, and careerism, you could bring in any number of operatives and most of the govt would never know.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 19:08 | 5127523 Grimnir
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This idea that the military needs to "clean up messes" is just a way for Americans to try and rationalize their dislike for the government while retaining their unconditional adoration for the troops that the same government has indoctrinated them with their whole lives.

They want to you to think there is a "good" government and "bad" government when in reality they answer to the same people. Guess what: the military is still part of the problem. In fact, without them, the whole evil foreign policy scheme falls apart.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 19:28 | 5127612 Uncle Remus
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So, incognitive dissonance then.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 18:23 | 5127042 NihilistZero
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Um, yes they were founded by our socialist leader Obama

All fucktards who continue to refer to "Barry the Idiot" as if he wields any real power, and is himself directly responsible for evils the Oligarchy continues to visit upon us, get an immediate down arrow.  Get a clue and stop buying into the false Team Red/Blue padigmn.  You're dumbing down the discourse at ZH.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:25 | 5126291 Oracle 911
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Who saw it coming? The CIA?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:27 | 5126300 Bam_Man
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Another "Ooops" moment for little Ricky.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:26 | 5126301 holgerdanske
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But, but they were OK when they were against Assad in Syria, remember??

Only Putin and world condemnation stopped USA from attacking the Syrian Government troops.

 

OOps!

 

 

 

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:47 | 5126442 john39
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the attacks have never stopped...  all through proxy armies.  and now its convenient for them to morph the proxy army into the boogie man to scare the little sheeple.  all illusion and misdirection.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:28 | 5126302 buzzsaw99
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the glasses make him look smart. to complete the ensemble he needs the elastic band that goes around the back of his head. lulz

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 21:05 | 5128027 August
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I suppose pince-nez would be overkill.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:28 | 5126313 I Write Code
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Great Karnak time:

Answer: Ebola, ISIS, Democrats, Guatamalan children.

Question: Name three plagues and a danger to society.

 

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:32 | 5126355 buzzsaw99
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In the ghe-toe, in the ghe-toe... [/falsetto]

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:45 | 5126421 holgerdanske
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You forgot the American government, which is both!

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:28 | 5126315 ken
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It's possible. And is this why that sloven drunk decides to file charges, because Perry would like to prevent the nuclear event that Cheney warned us about? Is this also why they won't hire me in a low level job, because I connected some dots? I'm just a Civilian. I am "nobody," remember (at least that's what they tell me on the Yahoo! boards). SO THEY ARE DETERMINED TO HAVE THEIR NUCLEAR EVENT? And who will they blow up? Poor Mexican-Americans in South Texas? Just asking.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:23 | 5126624 Richardk888
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Perry and Cheney are both part of the problem, not the solution.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 21:55 | 5128189 Buster Cherry
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Do you know which one is the governor of Texas?

 

You seem to be the Texas expert, so tell us....

 

Bonus question: Which one is.no longer in office?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:29 | 5126318 crazybob369
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Is this blathering piece of shit speaking from his jail cell? Another corrupt politician trying to direct the focus away from his own wrongdoing by pointing at the boogeyman that's going to kill us all. Moron!

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 20:41 | 5127941 Buster Cherry
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If anyone is a blathering idiot, its you.

Do you know he's not in jail? Do you know the circumstances behind this political hatchet job? Do you know who the Travis  County DA is?

 

Probably not, just like you're probably not a Texan, just another useless ass face spewing shit he knows.nothing about.

 

Go suck your poodle's pecker loser.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:29 | 5126321 Kirk2NCC1701
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Why?  Did Frankstein not turn out as planned, has "gone rogue" and might be turning on its masters?

Sure hope so.  It'd be Poetic Justice.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:49 | 5126451 john39
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you know that to be true if ISIS began attacking Israel in earnest...   the fact that none of these fake jihadists go after israel speaks volumes.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:29 | 5126323 Seize Mars
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Oh no I'm so fucking scared! Save me, o brave globalist neocon! Tax me and send me to war! Issue me an id so you can tell if I'm a trrst or not!
Asshole.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:57 | 5126501 JohnG
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ID's......

I just had to renew my driver's permission slip, in GA.  I find out that I have to prove I'm a US citizen, where I live.  There were a bunch of docs that I could provide, but the easiest was a birth certificate, a 1040 and a couple of utility statements.

It's called REAL ID.  Came out of the patriot act.  Really pisses me off I've lived here 64 years and I have to prove I'm a citizen.  Plus they get a nifty photo for facial recognition.

And the borders are wide fucking open....

 

http://www.dds.ga.gov/drivers/DLdata.aspx?con=1743171757&ty=dl

 

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:29 | 5126324 astoriajoe
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so we'll be happy for militarized police when ISIS is on main street? ok, got it.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:45 | 5126424 Sudden Debt
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Yep, and 99% will first be happy to see a martial law kind of security force in every street, on every corner in America.
And when their neighbours get beaten down, nobody will move because probably it will be okay.
And when it's their time to be beaten down, have a family member shot and being thrown in a camp, they'll be pretty surprised and chocked to see that nobody will give a fuck about them.
At a certain time, it's going to look like that movie "the purge" in the US.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:30 | 5126325 ken
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More interesting, was she chosen for that job, because of her weakness. They like to place people whom they perceive as weak, in order to exploit them at th opportune time?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:30 | 5126335 MrBoompi
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Perry should just stick to what he knows best, fucking up the State of Texas.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:32 | 5126353 Chuck Knoblauch
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Someone told him he could be President some day.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:34 | 5126363 JustObserving
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And getting indicted:

It's the first time in nearly 100 years that a Texas governor has been indicted

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 18:31 | 5127327 Buster Cherry
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And I bet you know nothing of the circumstances behind the indictment, do you?

 

Fucking tard.   Are you even from Texas?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:30 | 5126336 Chuck Knoblauch
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Yes Rick, ISIS (a.k.a The Jesuit Order) is in the U.S.

Those eyeglasses don't make you look smarter, Rick.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:31 | 5126339 froze25
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American People, "Hey, is it time to close the border yet?", President,"No, not yet" then the sound of crickets.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:34 | 5126359 Chuck Knoblauch
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Obozo sucks Papal cock.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:43 | 5126413 MrBoompi
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Even if Obama is the worst excuse for a president, at least since Bush Jr, it won't prevent Perry from being a dumbass.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:31 | 5126349 debtor of last ...
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Perry --> Isis --> Irak --> Syria --> Russia --> oil

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:38 | 5126389 Itchy and Scratchy
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Yepper!

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:36 | 5126357 earleflorida
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'the prodigal son',... so, our creation is coming home to roost?

perhaps BandarBush's should have some splaining two? due!?!

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:34 | 5126361 q99x2
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Mr. Perry ISIS is not completely in the US. You need to keep the borders open for another 2 weeks. Got a fresh supply of stingers coming next week. you F'n dip shit.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:42 | 5126403 daveO
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He's the next 'puppet'. I knew as soon as he said US isolationism would encourage Islamic terrorists. It was obvious he had been coached by the establishment. Then, the bogus lawsuit to boost his image. Either before or after his election there will be a so-called terrorist attack within the US, a la 9/11. They will then ratchet down our freedoms even more.  Of course, I hope I'm wrong.  

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:35 | 5126367 SethDealer
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ISIS comes to Texas they will get gutted like a deer

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:08 | 5126553 83_vf_1100_c
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Austin will welcome them with open arms and a glass of iced sweet tea.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 17:15 | 5126560 RaceToTheBottom
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I bet you the CIA is already in Texas and didn't they fund and create ISIS?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:35 | 5126368 MeBizarro
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Faux News has been doing a great job lately between its typical shoddy reporting on Ferguson intermingled with 'savagery of ISIS' including the 'threat to Americans.' 

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:55 | 5126472 NOTaREALmerican
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Re:  typical shoddy

HA!  I donno,  i was watching a snipit a few days ago and two talking heads were masterfully blending sentences and pictures of "those people" in Ferguson with some other group in the sandbox who Obama was personally arming (or something).     It was brilliant.   I bet they had all the (R)etards foaming at the mouth. 

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:51 | 5126474 i_call_you_my_base
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Pretty soon they'll start with the "we have to fight them there instead of here" line.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:53 | 5126484 SteveNYC
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Rick is like the prime stud on Faux News, a poster boy for the armchair nutters coast to coast.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:54 | 5126490 JRobby
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Media assignment:

TERROR
TERROR
TERROR
TERROR
TERROR
TERROR
TERROR

And now here's Tom with the weather.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:35 | 5126371 Infinite QE
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Give Delta and the SEALS the address of AIPAC and the Israeli embassy. Ground zero of ISIS.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:38 | 5126385 himaroid
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Mighty nice of RP to try and protect all those big city folks who voted against him.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:17 | 5126386 Itchy and Scratchy
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Oh oh ...looks like ISIS/U.K/Euro dudes are gettin' ready to steal another truck & drive it over to Texas & chase all the women & children & journalists around! Fuel up the bombers!

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:39 | 5126391 earleflorida
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news flash: whose gonna pay for the retired old gizzer's that never... ever, forget to vote with their pocketbook...

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:40 | 5126394 Inthemix96
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Its been said before, but the complete fucking imbeciles we pay good wedge for can only stay in place by fear.  Your fear.  They want you frightened, not just of the bogey men, but of what would happen if you didnt have 'Them' in charge?

You scared enough yet bitchez?

These cunts want fucking hanging in the public square.

;-)

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:42 | 5126414 Itchy and Scratchy
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One corrupt idiot after another! Next!

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 20:31 | 5127906 Buster Cherry
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One clueless dumbfuck after another....next!

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:45 | 5126426 SteveNYC
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He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, no doubt. Not a very "strategical" statement there.

I think its time the leadership showed some balls and rode the first tank into battle, boots-on-the-ground style. Think King Richard on his horse with his sword thrust forward. Come on boys, show some balls and saddle up. Lead by example.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 23:37 | 5128496 August
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Jan Sobieski!

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:45 | 5126427 NOTaREALmerican
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What did I tell ya,   you think them children sneakin-r-crossin'-r-border are really children!? They are tur-bine a-wearin' muz-lims, that's what they are.   And they are gonna steal our woman-folk n indoctrinate `em to muz-lim thinkin'. 

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:46 | 5126431 RattNRoll
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Fuck you perry, texas is already a mexican based shithole.. the jobs are great if you like low wages. The weather sucks but the food is excellente <-- Thats all texas aka mexas has going for it....

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:53 | 5126478 WAMO556
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Texicans????

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:57 | 5126499 JRobby
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A visit to some of the northern counties really solidifies the image of "pall of repression hanging over everything" in one's mind.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 18:37 | 5127359 Buster Cherry
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I bet your not a Texan, but I won't bet that you're not a shithead. If you're here now, please leave, and since you obviously have a low opinion of Texas, never come back.....

 

Your stupid comment suggests that Perry is importing the hoards of beaners here himself.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:48 | 5126438 Duc888
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Hey Rick, who funded them and trained them?  Who continues to support them both financially and logistically?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:49 | 5126445 HamRove
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His Fabu smart glasses tipped him off. 

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:50 | 5126459 Milton Freewater
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I thought he was going to jail!

 

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 18:28 | 5127314 Buster Cherry
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No, your drunken hero raised a stink because she didn't get her way, so like any good libtard demoncrat, she chooses to wreck Rick Perry. Rick was just doing his constitutional duty vetoing funding for the Office of Public Integrity because the woman who was to head this office has no integrity herself!

Fuckin do a liitle research before you spew a bunch of idiot shit.....

For some added enjoyment, Google her booking into jail. See her dignified behavior as the police are fitting her with her spit mask.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:53 | 5126466 Moustache Rides
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So many ppl will probably buy this.  We may be at peak dumb.

 

http://youtu.be/r1s1DOUNA-g

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:53 | 5126482 NOTaREALmerican
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Re:  We may be at peak dumb.

unpossible.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:57 | 5126500 JRobby
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Far from it. Coming up on breathtakingly dumb. Getting closer.

 

 

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:19 | 5126612 Terminus C
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Plaid dumb coming up.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:54 | 5126483 QQQBall
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those glasses are gay

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:53 | 5126486 Catullus
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If ISIS is in the US, does that mean we're going to start carpet bombing American cities to get them?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:54 | 5126489 Itchy and Scratchy
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If they do come over Uber is looking for drivers!

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:55 | 5126494 Billy Sol Estes
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Oh no Run for the Hills! Turrorists is coming to Texas!

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:57 | 5126504 Itchy and Scratchy
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The Rangers batting order needs some help!

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 18:02 | 5127176 Billy Sol Estes
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The real tragedy is the Houston Trashtros and their garbage team of record.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 18:19 | 5127264 Buster Cherry
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more deep thoughts from brilliant minds...

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:58 | 5126509 Who was that ma...
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Okay Rick, if you say so it must be true.  Let's send you over there with your cowboy boots and your six shooter to "eliminate" them and make America safe for morons like you.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 18:18 | 5127252 Buster Cherry
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Really? That's as good as it gets with you?

Well, at least you know about plinking on a keyboard. What is your expertise in the governor that brings you to your clueless opinion?

Are you even from Texas?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 22:08 | 5128237 Who was that ma...
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Sometimes it feels like I'm from Texas with all the moron Texans coming up here to New Mexico and pretending they own the place.  Most of 'em seem to personify that old Texas saying, "big hat, no cattle".  You know what I'm sayin'?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:59 | 5126511 Ignorance is bliss
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Rick Perry: " ISIS could be in U.S., need to be eliminated now"

 

False Flag in 1...2...3..

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 15:59 | 5126514 Fuku Ben
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If they are in your country it is because the government at all levels is either negligent and incompetent in keeping them out even with a police state in effect. Or they are complicit in bringing them in to further the police state agenda and destruction of America by terrorizing the citizenry into submission to their agenda.

Hey Prick Fairy there's an ISIS leader on a golf course in Martha's Vineyard and another in Ferguson Missouri what are you going to do about it?

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:02 | 5126529 RattNRoll
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He aint gonna do shit of course. He has to have permission.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:07 | 5126548 Who was that ma...
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"Permission" and guts.  Unfortunately, he has neither.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:02 | 5126528 Nevsky
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They have arrived. Including Washington.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:05 | 5126540 Quus Ant
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Why would they tweet their positions?  This reeks of psyop. 

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:07 | 5126549 Nevsky
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Those are not ISIS headqtrs, but targets.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:09 | 5126556 Quus Ant
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Yeah.  I got that.  Reeks I say.  Fucking reeks.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:10 | 5126567 Nevsky
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Whatever floats your boat.

But they are in a habit of broadcasting their intentions.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:16 | 5126599 Quus Ant
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Don't buy what you're selling, brother.  We have eyes in the sky over Iraq.  A camel doesn't shit without our knowing it- much less a caravan of new, white toyota trucks. 

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:26 | 5126636 Nevsky
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As I said whatever floats your boat. I am not in a business of opening the eyes of those who will to keep them shut

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:30 | 5126648 Quus Ant
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What business are you in, exactly? 

Never mind.  Keep peddling that narrative, but you won't find many customers here.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:34 | 5126670 Nevsky
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Facts are narrative? Oh ok, lol.

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:37 | 5126675 Quus Ant
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You know, you actually could be that dense. 

 

Thu, 08/21/2014 - 16:40 | 5126684 Nevsky
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Oh my so now you moved on from a red herring 'sh'tting camel' to direct ad hominem.

Just an FYI that's like screaming at the top of your lungs, I have nothing to contribute to a dialogue, so I'll just fling some poop around.

Congrats on whinning the discussion ;).

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