Did The Fed's Magic Just Run Out?

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Jackson Hole - that magical place where the world's greatest monetary central planners gather once a year to yarn long into the night about how they are printing money, crushing the middle-class, monetizing debt, and ramping asset prices; all in the name of economic progress and saving the world from the c-word... "counterfactual" that is. The last few years, Jackson Hole has also been a guaranteed Buy-The-Rumor and Buy-The-News moment for the smartest traders in the world... except this time something just changed. 



  • 2014 AUG 22 Yellen, Draghi, & Kuroda Let-Down - 1992.4 to 1988.4, -4
  • 2013 AUG 22-23 No Bernanke Speech, Yellen Dovishness -  1642.8 to 1663.50, +21
  • 2012 AUG 31-SEP 1 Bernanke QE3 Case - 1399 to 1413, +14
  • 2011 AUG 26-27 Bernanke Moar  - 1159 to 1210, +51
  • 2010 AUG 27 Bernanke QE2 unveiled - 1047 to 1064, +17

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Did the Fed's magic just run out?

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Fri, 08/22/2014 - 17:16 | 5131593 jomama
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gold, bitchez.

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 17:24 | 5131643 Latina Lover
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Substitute  the world 'lies' for magic and the story makes much more sense.

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 17:40 | 5131706 kaiserhoff
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Relax Tyler.  It's only a flesh wound.

Hmmm.  Looks pretty red, though.

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 23:51 | 5133240 Wait What
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wait til monday, spooze has all weekend to melt up on no volume because WW3 didn't actually start this weekend.

Wait, What predicts SPX will make a a 29th record this year before tuesday. no justification, just because.

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 17:35 | 5131686 Otto Zitte
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Magic is the art of illusion; deception. You should reflect on all the stories of witchcraft and sorcery you ever heard, as having been filtered through the pre-literate mind.

Sorcery is the art of deception. And what do we do with witches?  

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 18:01 | 5131801 The Wizard
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It's a delusion, an illusion brought on by deception. One of my favorite chapters in the Scriptures is 2 Thes 2. Here God is telling the people if it is Fantasyland they wish to live in, then He will grant their hearts desire.


Below excerpt from:


THE WAY I SEE IT, it’s all a con game,” Cody Lundin was saying. “What I mean is that Wall Street has always been an illusion. Now it’s an illusion that’s crumbling. Wall Street is like someone who’s having heart trouble. It’s in constant need of resuscitation, but after a while, it just doesn’t work anymore. People think that Bernard Madoff was unique, that he was an illusion, but he’s just an extension of the same illusion, the same con game. This is one of the reasons I don’t like to have any debt. When you have debt, you become part of this illusion, and sometimes you get trapped by it.”

2 Thes 2:1 Now we beseech you, brethren, by the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, and by our gathering together unto Him,

2 That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.

3 Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;

4 Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, shewing himself that he is God.

5 Remember ye not, that, when I was yet with you, I told you these things?

6 And now ye know what withholdeth that he might be revealed in his time.

7 For the mystery of iniquity doth already work: only he who now letteth will let, until he be taken out of the way.

8 And then shall that wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of His mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of His coming:

9 Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders,

10 And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.

11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

13 But we are bound to give thanks always to God for you, brethren beloved of the Lord, because God hath from the beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of the Spirit and belief of the truth:

14 Whereunto He called you by our gospel, to the obtaining of the glory of our Lord Jesus Christ.

15 Therefore, brethren, stand fast, and hold the traditions which ye have been taught, whether by word, or our epistle.

16 Now our Lord Jesus Christ Himself, and God, even our Father, which hath loved us, and hath given us everlasting consolation and good hope through grace,

17 Comfort your hearts, and stablish you in every good word and work

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 18:08 | 5131838 Escrava Isaura
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The Wizard,

You wrote: "It's a delusion, an illusion..."

Then, you wrote" "...my favorite chapters in the Scriptures is 2 Thes 2."

Can you see the conundrum I am facing here?

Can’t tell which one is what!

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 18:47 | 5132019 Otto Zitte
Fri, 08/22/2014 - 20:18 | 5132456 The Wizard
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Does this work: Delusion = Illusion + Deception. The illusion exists because of deception. I'll have to reword that sentence.

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 19:32 | 5132230 LooseLee
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The 'idea' of a 'Savior' is an illusion. "You must go through 'Me' in order to get to the 'Father' is my favorite Jesus 'quote'. In layman's terms, 'You must understand the nature of your 'self' before the right foundation can be laid to understand 'God'.....

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 20:45 | 5132470 The Wizard
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True, we do have to understand the nature of "self", which is corrupt by nature. That is exactly why we need a Savior, to save us from ourself. However, many believe hu-mans are not corrupt by nature. That would pose a problem with my logic.

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 22:01 | 5138905 stacking12321
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what a vile, ugly, loathsome "religion" you must believe in, in order to say that the self is corrupt by nature.

i hope you overcome your brainwashing.

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 10:38 | 5134016 Winston Smith 2009
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"Here God is telling the people if it is Fantasyland they wish to live in, then He will grant their hearts desire."

Speaking of delusions...

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 22:32 | 5131725 Ben Ghazi
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Fed Fucks jacking off at Jackson Hole.


Who gives a shit what these assholes say or do?

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 20:06 | 5132395 RottenAlpha
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Fri, 08/22/2014 - 17:17 | 5131596 max2205
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Poof its gone

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 19:42 | 5132268 flacon
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+1 for Kaiser Soze reference.

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 17:17 | 5131597 Jack Burton
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If the Fed's magic runs out, run for the exits!

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 17:50 | 5131753 Escrava Isaura
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So Jack,

No more endless growth and effective technique of social control.

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 07:18 | 5133677 americanreality
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Your avatar doesn't help.

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 17:17 | 5131602 wrs1
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Fri, 08/22/2014 - 17:18 | 5131603 Tall Tom
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No. The Fed is the Market.

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 20:14 | 5132434 divingengineer
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In Toto

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 17:19 | 5131610 spieslikeus
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Magic? I like that David Copperfield fella.

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 17:24 | 5131627 ShrNfr
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Personally, Penn and Teller are better. They like don't like gun control or PETA.

Sat, 08/23/2014 - 08:39 | 5133802 mvsjcl
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Nor any version of 9/11 events other than the official government sanctioned version. Fucking tools.

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 17:32 | 5131673 john39
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the Fed relies more on the black satanic variety...

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 17:21 | 5131616 Da Yooper
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Did The Fed's Magic Just Run Out?


Awwwwwwwww what happened


they run out of their endless supply of BS

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 17:24 | 5131645 ShrNfr
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Yeah, sure. Next you will tell me that they ran out of fiat money. Pidgeon woman allways carries a knapsack of both.

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 17:31 | 5131666 free_lunch
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Some background on the liquidation of the middle class:  http://www.thenewamerican.com/reviews/books/item/17630-book-review-inter...


Free trade agreements are NWO bricks..


Fri, 08/22/2014 - 17:33 | 5131679 Da Yooper
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Can you hear Ross Perot's giant sucking sound



Fri, 08/22/2014 - 17:33 | 5131632 digitalindustry
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its a temporary glitch - eeeevery thing is fine.....


eerie how these two markets volume are converging..

What would a Crypto currency collapse look like?


Fri, 08/22/2014 - 17:41 | 5131705 lasvegaspersona
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the crypto coin thing is best viewed with a  long term outlook.

Anything can be used as a store of value including your great great granny's old hutch. Anything thing can be used as a medium of exchange....including the hutch ..'I'll trade you a hutch for some tires.'

In the monetary system coming there will be many media of exchange, the most used will be the currencies of large trading countries. There will be one best store of value. It will be the one thing the world has always used as a store of value. It will have intrinsic value and will not have counter party risk. It will be the one thing central banks either already have or are acquiring now. It won't be made of paper. I think I know what it is and it is not a crypto currency....though I'd have no problem using those for exchange....I certainly won't be stuffing my safe with them.

Gold...'get you some'...Ari

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 17:24 | 5131635 Fuku Ben
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You forgot the k in magick

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 17:24 | 5131637 DaveyJones
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Like Magic Johnson, it's ultimately a medical condition

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 17:24 | 5131641 Duffy
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heh heh heh.... hole.

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 17:25 | 5131649 LawsofPhysics
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Just wait until the fed runs, period.

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 17:28 | 5131658 nosoeawe
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"Did The Fed's Magic Just Run Out?"

Maybe, but they still have plenty of ink 

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 17:29 | 5131661 Son of Captain Nemo
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Monday!... Monday!... Bah Dah... Bah Dah Dah Dah...

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 17:48 | 5131665 ebworthen
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The "extended period" spell was not used.

The "easing dove" was made to disappear.

The furry "taper rabbit" was not put back in the black top hat.

The "ZIRP Lady" was sawn in half and did not come back on stage.

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 17:33 | 5131676 SillySalesmanQu...
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Did Mrs. Debtfire just kill that wascally wabbit...?

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 17:43 | 5131721 Amish Hacker
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The magic runs out when enough people wise up to how the trick is done.

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 20:12 | 5132425 divingengineer
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There is a loooooong way to go by that metric.  Most people cannot even figure out how to play the game, much less win at it.  

Hardly anyone of the educated people I know even know what the Fed does, or should be doing.

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 21:14 | 5132695 seek
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Based on poll results, 40% of the people won't wise up until the EBT cards stop working, and honestly, that will just result in the first few of the 40% figuring it out, it's going to take the neighbors dying of starvation in the street before we get to an 80% awareness level in this country. We'll never see anything much higher than that.

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 17:47 | 5131735 GooseShtepping Moron
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QE is ending, rates are rising, and the stock market will go down. The Fed didn't even try any magic this time, and whatever magical powers they seemed to have possessed in the past were certaily enhanced by the willing suspension of disbelief on the part of the traders. Now that the charmed circle has been broken by Yellen, the dancers are starting to weary of the ball. The days events do not appear to me to contain any mystery.

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 17:50 | 5131749 LawsofPhysics
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"QE is ending, rates are rising,"  -  Bullshit, show me the fucking balance sheet motherfucker and wake me when rates get back to their historical avergaes.

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 19:13 | 5132151 Bastiat
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. . . and show me who's behind the Belgian buyer of UST paper.

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 22:29 | 5133003 Equality 7-25-1
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Check the old documents. "Belgium" is as fictional as Iraq. There haven't been any Belgians since Romans.killed.them.all. Its a way of life...

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 20:08 | 5132411 divingengineer
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Right, the proof is in the offered rate.  

Until that rises on the UST column, don't jack me off with hopeful statements.

Fri, 08/22/2014 - 18:09 | 5131802 Escrava Isaura
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GooseShtepping Moron,

Their logic goes something like this:

a) Deflate the market and consumer prices

b) Investor run for safety: US Treasuries [keep dollar King perception]

c) Hidden QE: Protect the Global Reserve Currency


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