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What Zero needs I can't say for fear of the black helicopter escort to FEMA camp 7.
Doc - You're getting a helicopter escort?! They told me I was going to be dragged behind an MRAP and then shoveled into the courtyard.
Water boarding him would be nice... We could sell tickets!!!
When's the last time we had a President who wasn't a complete doofus? Should be quite telling.
In his case - ignorance is bliss.
I'm getting ready to cry about something and I just can't put my finger on exactly it is besides "everything"
Every prez is going to be worse than the last, so save some tears for later.
As bad as this Obama dude has turned out, in some strange masochistic way I cannot wait for 2016. How in the heck are they gonna top this guy?
"As bad as this Obama dude has turned out, in some strange masochistic way I cannot wait for 2016. How in the heck are they gonna top this guy? "
Biden/Pelosi vs. Perry/Christie. Stupid is vs stupid does.
Run Forrest, run!
Don't forget ... there's another Bush (and Clinton) in the dugout. This bench is deep.
"As bad as this Obama dude has turned out, in some strange masochistic way I cannot wait for 2016. How in the heck are they gonna top this guy?"
Didn't you ask the same question back in 2007 when Bush was in Office?
It looks like all of the current candidates will most certainly "Top" Barry:
Jack Fellure of the "Prohibition Party" should go over well in 2016 /sarc
I have a simple theory or explaination, on why we keep getting crazier, dumbed down candidates. No person that has any brains would dare to run for office. Its gotten so bad that even the half-lunatics don't want to run. if the tread continues. the next Presidental candidate will have the same personality as the "Joker" from "Dark Knight".
Who comes after Caligula?
Claudius (Biden). Our first president with Tourette syndrome!
Claudius fought a killer whale. I can't wait for Biden to jump the shark!
Then Nero (Joe Jr) takes the throne and electric-guitares while DC burns, after Claudius (Joe Sr) is offed by wife #4. But first, wife #3 will single handedly save the Enquirer, after taking on all comers to beat a DC crack ho in a wager over who's the ho'est of them all.
It's going to be awesome......
Where is Al Sharpton?
Two white guys attacking a black man again.
"Who comes after Caligula?"
But I think we'll skip all the way to either Honorius (Rome Sack in 410 AD) or Petronius Maximus (Rome Sacked in 455)
One could argue that Obama sacked the US constitution, ending liberty and the beginning of the US police state.
I think DoChen had the right idea. "Everything" is fucked and we really can't do a damn thing about it.
La La La La La almost time for beer.
your not alone! i'm feeling your anguish also.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWGKR--p2fw
Given cicrumstances, everything is precise enough.
Masterbator in chief
"understanding of Islam was that he had to resist interrogation only up to a certain point. Waterboarding was the technique that allowed him to reach that threshold, fulfill his religious duty, and then cooperate." Barak Hussien Obama
I tell my lib wife that the only thing that keeps Zero in office is the Biden threat.
It takes a big man to cry.
It takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Yeah, well...the biggest man of all laughs and cries at the same time.
My Big Buddha!
It takes a train to cry.
... at least bozobiden is an American....
.... how about having its skin sandpapered off and buried in salt then thrown in the middle of the Nevada desert along with the beady eyed weasel faced fossil and the botox face hair dye skagg....
Now I'm wondering what happens when ice water is dumped on a Kenyan? Does the damn guy explode, or turn into an Eskimo? Is there a doctor in the house?
Dr. The surveillance team just departed from my place, so I'll go ahead and say it. He needs the "Hot Tar Bucket Challenge".
I made a joke once that was clearly a joke and, I got the visit..... I thought it was funny.... it was something about being flayed with a potato peeler... but, I then said it was a joke, which it was.
No those the voted for him do!
Sure! As long as he gets a golden shower afterwards, its all good!
Make sure it is dry ice and liquid nitrogen.
That would be a waste of perfectly good nerd supplies.
SD Police Say Tasing 8-Year-Old Native Girl Was Justified, Family Sues
Seems we are employing the Mentally unstable as ( Cough ) peace keepers
Why yes, how else to illustrate the absurd but with the absurd. Like using violence to enforce peace against the peaceful?
If it involves jumping off the Sears Tower then yes..........
Prezidont Ebola's lack of concern is concerning.
Please, let's just rename Martha's Vineyard St. Helena and be done with him.
What to be concerns about?
Military buildup and rollout on us soil unchecked by popular dissent or legal challenge... Just as planned for five years.
New super boogeyman shadow army of psycho killers funded and armed by well let's be kind and say our closest allies. Who happen to have close ties to neocons who happened to map out Isis in operation clean break in the 1990's. Right on track, finally, after those al Qaeda pussies couldn't get the job done.
Overthrow if the Ukraine democracy by the color coded revolution kids at Langley to rekindle a warmer Cold War and set the stage for the new resource wars with the west wresting control from the Asia axis? Done and done.
Send the us economy into a death spiral while enriching the wealthiest class and fomenting class warfare to require increased martial and government control while reducing resource consumption per capita to that of Mexico or Bangladesh? Borders down baby we are on our way. Because climate change mkay.
It's been a beautiful summer in Uncle Mic's bloody back forty and the puppet prez deserves a rest for an inside job well done.
It's all over but the fat lady singjn'....bitchez.
"whaaaaa..................hope and change....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........"
Ice bucket challenge?
How about some fucker puts an ice fucking pick through this imbeciles skull challenge?
I do not know how many times I have typed this, but, I can tell you lot one thing. I have seen some idiots in office, I have seen some downright fucking clowns run the show, and I have seen some vindictive bastards in power, but I can tell you one thing.
This fucking 'Thing' called Sotero takes the biscuit, he takes the crown, by a long shot. He doesnt know anything, he doesnt say anything useful, he is totally unaware of the world around him, and he reads from the promter like a child reads a book.
He is without a fucking doubt, the very worst statesman I have ever fucking seen. And by Dog himself, I have seen some.
He is no more than a cunt. The Very Worst Cunt In Human History.
DON'T HOLD BACK......... tell us how you really feel
...."navy corpse men".....
those corpse men come from all 57 states said the brilliant orator
At least he stopped the seas from rising. So he's got that going for him. LOL
Yo have just committed a thought crime on the interwebs.
Violation of the computer crimes act.
Violation of the civil rights act.
You have violated the presidential threat protection act of 2000.
You have offended cunts everywhere by comparing them to sotero
You have committed a computer thought hate crime and misused your hope and change for ungood purposes.
The drones will be along shortly to deliver you for reeducation
Come get some.
Lets get this party started.
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