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What Zero needs I can't say for fear of the black helicopter escort to FEMA camp 7.
Doc - You're getting a helicopter escort?! They told me I was going to be dragged behind an MRAP and then shoveled into the courtyard.
Water boarding him would be nice... We could sell tickets!!!
When's the last time we had a President who wasn't a complete doofus? Should be quite telling.
In his case - ignorance is bliss.
I'm getting ready to cry about something and I just can't put my finger on exactly it is besides "everything"
Every prez is going to be worse than the last, so save some tears for later.
As bad as this Obama dude has turned out, in some strange masochistic way I cannot wait for 2016. How in the heck are they gonna top this guy?
Well biden could challenge them to end the challenge and that's 3 more weeks of procrastonating.
"As bad as this Obama dude has turned out, in some strange masochistic way I cannot wait for 2016. How in the heck are they gonna top this guy? "
Biden/Pelosi vs. Perry/Christie. Stupid is vs stupid does.
Run Forrest, run!
Don't forget ... there's another Bush (and Clinton) in the dugout. This bench is deep.
"As bad as this Obama dude has turned out, in some strange masochistic way I cannot wait for 2016. How in the heck are they gonna top this guy?"
Didn't you ask the same question back in 2007 when Bush was in Office?
It looks like all of the current candidates will most certainly "Top" Barry:
Jack Fellure of the "Prohibition Party" should go over well in 2016 /sarc
I have a simple theory or explaination, on why we keep getting crazier, dumbed down candidates. No person that has any brains would dare to run for office. Its gotten so bad that even the half-lunatics don't want to run. if the tread continues. the next Presidental candidate will have the same personality as the "Joker" from "Dark Knight".
Who comes after Caligula?
Claudius (Biden). Our first president with Tourette syndrome!
Claudius fought a killer whale. I can't wait for Biden to jump the shark!
Then Nero (Joe Jr) takes the throne and electric-guitares while DC burns, after Claudius (Joe Sr) is offed by wife #4. But first, wife #3 will single handedly save the Enquirer, after taking on all comers to beat a DC crack ho in a wager over who's the ho'est of them all.
It's going to be awesome......
Where is Al Sharpton?
Two white guys attacking a black man again.
"Who comes after Caligula?"
But I think we'll skip all the way to either Honorius (Rome Sack in 410 AD) or Petronius Maximus (Rome Sacked in 455)
One could argue that Obama sacked the US constitution, ending liberty and the beginning of the US police state.
I think DoChen had the right idea. "Everything" is fucked and we really can't do a damn thing about it.
La La La La La almost time for beer.
your not alone! i'm feeling your anguish also.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWGKR--p2fw
Given cicrumstances, everything is precise enough.
Masterbator in chief
"understanding of Islam was that he had to resist interrogation only up to a certain point. Waterboarding was the technique that allowed him to reach that threshold, fulfill his religious duty, and then cooperate." Barak Hussien Obama
I tell my lib wife that the only thing that keeps Zero in office is the Biden threat.
It takes a big man to cry.
It takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Yeah, well...the biggest man of all laughs and cries at the same time.
My Big Buddha!
It takes a train to cry.
... at least bozobiden is an American....
.... how about having its skin sandpapered off and buried in salt then thrown in the middle of the Nevada desert along with the beady eyed weasel faced fossil and the botox face hair dye skagg....
Now I'm wondering what happens when ice water is dumped on a Kenyan? Does the damn guy explode, or turn into an Eskimo? Is there a doctor in the house?
Dr. The surveillance team just departed from my place, so I'll go ahead and say it. He needs the "Hot Tar Bucket Challenge".
I made a joke once that was clearly a joke and, I got the visit..... I thought it was funny.... it was something about being flayed with a potato peeler... but, I then said it was a joke, which it was.
No those the voted for him do!
Sure! As long as he gets a golden shower afterwards, its all good!
Make sure it is dry ice and liquid nitrogen.
That would be a waste of perfectly good nerd supplies.
SD Police Say Tasing 8-Year-Old Native Girl Was Justified, Family Sues
Seems we are employing the Mentally unstable as ( Cough ) peace keepers
Why yes, how else to illustrate the absurd but with the absurd. Like using violence to enforce peace against the peaceful?
If it involves jumping off the Sears Tower then yes..........
Prezidont Ebola's lack of concern is concerning.
Please, let's just rename Martha's Vineyard St. Helena and be done with him.
What to be concerns about?
Military buildup and rollout on us soil unchecked by popular dissent or legal challenge... Just as planned for five years.
New super boogeyman shadow army of psycho killers funded and armed by well let's be kind and say our closest allies. Who happen to have close ties to neocons who happened to map out Isis in operation clean break in the 1990's. Right on track, finally, after those al Qaeda pussies couldn't get the job done.
Overthrow if the Ukraine democracy by the color coded revolution kids at Langley to rekindle a warmer Cold War and set the stage for the new resource wars with the west wresting control from the Asia axis? Done and done.
Send the us economy into a death spiral while enriching the wealthiest class and fomenting class warfare to require increased martial and government control while reducing resource consumption per capita to that of Mexico or Bangladesh? Borders down baby we are on our way. Because climate change mkay.
It's been a beautiful summer in Uncle Mic's bloody back forty and the puppet prez deserves a rest for an inside job well done.
It's all over but the fat lady singjn'....bitchez.
"whaaaaa..................hope and change....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........"
Ice bucket challenge?
How about some fucker puts an ice fucking pick through this imbeciles skull challenge?
I do not know how many times I have typed this, but, I can tell you lot one thing. I have seen some idiots in office, I have seen some downright fucking clowns run the show, and I have seen some vindictive bastards in power, but I can tell you one thing.
This fucking 'Thing' called Sotero takes the biscuit, he takes the crown, by a long shot. He doesnt know anything, he doesnt say anything useful, he is totally unaware of the world around him, and he reads from the promter like a child reads a book.
He is without a fucking doubt, the very worst statesman I have ever fucking seen. And by Dog himself, I have seen some.
He is no more than a cunt. The Very Worst Cunt In Human History.
DON'T HOLD BACK......... tell us how you really feel
...."navy corpse men".....
those corpse men come from all 57 states said the brilliant orator
At least he stopped the seas from rising. So he's got that going for him. LOL
Yo have just committed a thought crime on the interwebs.
Violation of the computer crimes act.
Violation of the civil rights act.
You have violated the presidential threat protection act of 2000.
You have offended cunts everywhere by comparing them to sotero
You have committed a computer thought hate crime and misused your hope and change for ungood purposes.
The drones will be along shortly to deliver you for reeducation
Come get some.
Lets get this party started.
Our Blind Guide Dog President
President Obama, by playing golf immediately after giving a speech on the beheading of american journalist James Foley, is indicative of most people in Washington DC who fit the description of 'the blind leading the blind.'
But in the case of President Obama its not just the blind leading the blind. President Obama has also a blind guide dog leading him called political consultants and staff. Yet nobody notices that President Obama's blind guide dog of consultants and staff is hooked up in its harness facing backwards.
President Obama is proving to be our 'Blind Guide Dog President' with the caveat that his blind guide dog is his golfing caddy whenever he goes on vacation every other week.
At least when Hillary is prez it will keep us guessing as to whether it has a cock or a twat.
Fundamental change. This is what he promised.
Inthemix, YOU have my support! Will you be a "Write-In" for 2016? Where do we donate?
'Let me be clear.....I know everyone's all emotional and whatnot over the burrito toppings and French fry shortage, but you just need to sit yo monkey ass back down and buy some stawks!'
LOL - Good thing I was't drinking coffee. Now was that a quote from Kirchner or Obungler?
Funny how many think CIA-Obama is asleep, while others know that he is very active implementing his orders.
If one pays attention to what Obama says and not what he does, they become hopelessly confused. If they pay attention to what he said he'd do versus what he actually did, then they know what the game is.
An American, not US subject.
ZH has been republishing a lot of these lately. This kind of cartoon is drawn and chosen and approved and printed by people who are truly committed to the absurd Stockholm Syndrome-symptomatic belief that if a president - or any leader, historical or imaginary - simply took some action - any action, any at all - things would, indeed could not do other than change for the better.
That is the subconscious "logical" premise of such cartoons, and it is unthinkingly, indeed unconsciously, accepted by everyone who agrees with their latent message. This kind of messianic personality-cultish sheeps' bleating is a cornerstone of all populist politics and their inevitable result: totalitarianism. It is the same aesthetic refined to a high art by the fascists and communists of the 20th century, no matter how innocuously depicted.
It serves but one purpose: to reinforce unreflective support for the dominant political economy. First you over-act, and the rabble are outraged, but quickly a new mean or baseline is imprinted in their heads. Then you, by your newly established standard, under-act - and the rabble are outraged. This type of acclimatization via operant-conditioning is none other than the art of arrogation. Works every time.
That chair doesn't look very comfortable. He needs a Barack Olounger.
Problems are never because they pass to little laws, it's because they pass too many. 100000 pages now, more laws are going to fix what? Wish they all sat on the beach all they in stead of conducting wars and selling you out to the highest corporate bidder, who is allowed to write the law himself.
You don't fuck things up as bad as Oshithead does by being inept. You have to actively want to take down America to be this bad.
No. He's that inept.
He's not inept. He's trying to obey at once the alphabet soup agencies, plus the 152 + conflicting big buck lobbies that infest every Washington's waiting room, and that all bark contradicting orders. No wonder he needs a teleprompter to remember whose agenda he has to push next. There's the matter of his party's funding, you see. You have to please everyone and their dogs.
First he has to remove the pointy tinfoil buckethe keeps stuck on his head
Ovulva needs to take the nail bomb challenge.
Uh nuh ya Dinnnnn't.
Well, you won't have to worry about him passing the challenge on.
The less he does, the happier I am.
His Cabinet scares me more.
(Eric Dick-Holder especially)
I think he has ALS between the ears.
Hopefully one day he'll get the courage to jump.
Obama's problem is everything he and his administration does turns to toxic shit. It demonstrates to the world what an incompetent clusterfuck he really is. It's best he plays golf, vacations and goes to fund raisers and not do anything to save what little reputation he has left. The more he does, the bigger embarrassment he becomes.
Unfortunately, his actions become OUR problem. And we sit idle...
I have to say...fuck this modern day chain letter ice bucket challenge. This country is full of fucking idiots. The Harlem shake suckers too. What a bunch of fucksticks.
They are just trying to have a little fun before they die, they're entitled to it any way they want it.
he needs to be fired like the rest of the clowns in congress as well as the Federal Reserve.
I don't even know what this is. The dreck of listless Amerikan cultural tides does not interest me in the slightest - and I live right in the midst of it. I neither looked at the cartoon nor read this thread. It's wonderful! Enjoy the weekend! I plan to, with my good friends Sativa and Jasmine and Sitar.
The query to ask, what fucking numbskull in Washington, DC cultivated ISIS mess.
we will swap you the co-conspirator Government officials responsible for the actions. Leave the American people at peace.
Give us the names. You can have the US trouble maker's without harming anyone in the United States of America. Can't guarantee a prisoner swap, just don't want blood to erupt on people who have no clue.
Thanks in advance. Send the names. We'll correspond shortly. After the names are revealed.
I don't know why people waste time ragging on Obama. He is an empty suit that likes to play golf, signs whatever the neocons put in front of him, reads whatever they put on the teleprompter, and fantasizes that history will not be too unkind to him and about his next homosexual encounter.
This morning 50 Cent tossed away the ice water bucket. I think he is donating money instead.
Obama needs to take the shit bucket test.
They probably wish they listened during their training on power lines!
I had no idea the current could arc if you got within 3 feet of the line but then again I don't operate a bucket. They are the first victims of the ice bucket challenge but somebody will probably have a heart attack soon. The plus is that it has raised 42 million so research scientists like it.
PS. I edited my earlier post because it is not the guy who invented the ice challenge that is to blame for the firemen accident. And there is a shit bucket challenge in India. I saw it on Live Leak. It's not what you think though.
He's just gone fishing...
THE ENTIRE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE THING IS SO STUPID AND JUVENILE I CAN'T BELIEVE GROWN MEN IN IMPORTANT
POSITIONS ARE TAKING DOING THIS! YOU WANT TO DONATE MONEY TO A GOOD CAUSE JUST DO IT!
ON TOP OF THAT SOME IDIOTS LIKE GATES ARE EVEN TOO WIMPY TO HAVE ACTUAL ICE IN THE BUCKET!
Get a clue about what this disease does. The ice bucket stunts are to help perpetuate involvement and get the mainstream involved. Brilliant actually. What's better you and 10 of your buddies being cool and quietly donating $100 or a million people from all walks of life coming up with creative ways to dump icewater on their heads and donating $10 each. Do the math.
Good explanation. We are at the point that only doing stupid things gets attention.
WE are getting what you get when you elect a president who wants to destroy America, Americans and the dollar. Apathy kills.
Ha! Another "Obama takes a lot of vacation" joke. Priceless!
the ice bucket challenge has hidden connotations...
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