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Local Paper Sums Up Jackson Hole Perfectly

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There was something missing at this year's Jackson Hole meeting of the world's most 'brilliant' monetary minds - a stock market rally - and while VIX was slammed lower (by mysterious forces assuming that uncertainty must have fallen), even the local rag understood i) the context - Yellen did not even make the main headline in The Jackson Hole Daily (the 'common folk' preferring something far more - or less - trivial, like the weather); and ii) All she has done is raise uncertainty. We await the machines to manually read these headlines before the requisite trading actions are taken... It seems, as we noted before, the Fed's magic is running out (for now).

 

 

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Simply put, no one cares about Yellen except the 1%!

 

h/t @BCAppelbaum

 

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Sun, 08/24/2014 - 21:21 | 5138764 Grande Tetons
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No centerfold?  

Ms. August, Janet Yellen, lists her turn ons as ink, balding men and depends undergarments. Her turn offs include common sense, truth and the penis. 

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 21:26 | 5138783 Theta_Burn
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...the salmon was over cooked, the cheesecake sucked, and the coffee ran out.

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 21:28 | 5138784 Deathrips
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The most expensive payper view in the world...rolls on. Can we disconnect the box....i mean wtf?

Train Kept a Rollin!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KcdZFJ-FRk

 

RIPS

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 21:30 | 5138796 Everyman
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That is depraved and FUNNY AS HELL!

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 21:33 | 5138804 WhackoWarner
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I am thinking that OUR biggest weapon is to declare "them" irrelevant and less than endowed with any intelligence.  I am thinking that tactics that counter behavior of bullying; worldwide shunning. Take money out of banks; buy gold/silver; give them no headlines; decline to renew any "news" feed.  Shun the bastards.

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 21:41 | 5138828 NoDebt
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Ignoring people who control the money supply won't help.

Ah, I'm back from vacation and the world is still a shithole, I see.  Good to be home.

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 22:03 | 5138913 TeethVillage88s
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Let's Play Pretend says Janet. We'll pretend that we have only one way to go. I'll tie you up and then not let you go! We'll say, oh, there is just one answer. Tie up the Economy or Let the market go wild.

You want to go wild, but you are tied up. Now over in the closet is a boogy man... he is going wild in the closet and he is eating all the food in the house. It is called Extraction.

What can I, Janet, Do about the boogy man in the Closet?

All I can do is either keep you tied or... untie you and let the markets go wild with interest rates, ratings, auditing, fraud, Capital Flight to other markets, Stagnant capital, and investment flight to safe harbors...

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 23:29 | 5139177 Freddie
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Well the weather forecast in Jackson Hole might be more prescient than expected.  "Fall is near..."  This is a pretty big deal in the Ukraine because Fall is near followed by winter very soon.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 08:16 | 5139814 hairInTheSoup
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the fake money supply.

their power is like their money : an illusion, a card castle.

the only power they have is the power we give them. it's not about ignoring, it's about stopping to give them power (which you're not ready to unfortunately & with you billions of other)

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 00:21 | 5138870 TeethVillage88s
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TYP: Louis T. McFadden from Pennsylvania seems to have covered some of this ground, but it was like 1934 and apparently he didn't find support.

The fact that the FED is a Private Corporation with Private Bankers as Stock holders (Probably)... is a weakness. We need to prove and keep in Media Print alive this idea that Corporations are not Patriots. Corporations can take their money and leave the game. This is what they did in the late 19th Century, again in the Depression, and again after this 2008 Financial Crisis. Bankers prefer Rent Seeking & Gambling. Call it what you will. Gresham's Law or Corruption or Racketeering (RICO Violations).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gresham%27s_law

Bill Black, William K. Black does a good job on this.

- Patriotism is a total Scam.
- Nationalism is a total scam.
- Problem is cognitive distortion, thinking you have only 2 choices: Black or White, Right or Wrong
- Or maybe we believe Authority Figures are good, Patriarchs are good, that anyone that gives a few bucks to charity is good, anyone with family and peers to support them is good... like the Federal Reserve

It is Mind Control or Cognitive Disfunction.

Advertising, Public Relations, Propaganda = Government & Federal Reserve & Wall Street banking

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 22:22 | 5138970 oncefired
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Depends undergarments? guessing she just stuffs $100 bills down there

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 21:26 | 5138787 himaroid
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That big, wide, fast black diamond around the right side of the mountain will make you scream for joy. Or kill you. The only place I ever saw fast enough to out run Old Yellern's printer.

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 21:27 | 5138788 Yen Cross
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      Those " Beef Jerky" ads. are awesome!

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 21:36 | 5138817 Clowns on Acid
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Is Yellen's "fall" near ?

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 21:40 | 5138825 robnume
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"...world's most brilliant monetary minds..." ROFL! Now, that's a good one!

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 21:47 | 5138845 sunny
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"Simply put, no one cares about Yellen except the 1%!"

Yeah, but the 1% control congress, the administration, all the banks, MSM, and the Department of Defense. 

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 21:56 | 5138882 TeethVillage88s
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Piss on her. Piss on it.

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 22:05 | 5138916 Who was that ma...
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"Rain to clear but fall is near".  Sounds lovely.  Anything else of interest in the news?  Guess not.

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 22:12 | 5138939 Yen Cross
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 . Testing > KIM DUM Sum> Cheetos> Liberal. Free will

  -1  

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 22:13 | 5138945 Colonel Klink
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Yuck Felon!

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 22:21 | 5138965 Yen Cross
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 The fucking pimps are out tonight Klink!

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 22:45 | 5139031 Colonel Klink
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It's already Monday in parts of the world.  Gotta hit the ground early.  Pimpin' ain't easy YC!

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 22:25 | 5138978 AdvancingTime
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Much of the economic landscape is beginning to look like something out of  "Alice And The Looking Glass" A bizarre  and unrecognizable land, a land that is distorted and papered over by ream after ream of paper. This paper has been rolling off the printing presses of central banks all across the world in an attempt to mask reality.

Peter Schiff says, printing money is to the economy what taking drugs is to a drug addict. In the short term it makes the economy feel good, but in the long run it is much worse off. What was once the "long run" or "distant future" may be getting much closer. More on what happens when the momentum ends in the article below.

http://brucewilds.blogspot.com/2013/01/what-happens-after-momentum-ends_...

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 22:30 | 5138990 kchrisc
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I am certain that she is certain that they will continue to steal, but I am uncertain if she is certain as to how much.

An American, not US subject.

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 22:43 | 5139022 Dexter Morgan
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I could not understand what this old man was saying.  All I could think of was Pamella.

Sun, 08/24/2014 - 23:17 | 5139145 Fuku Ben
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Previous ZH headline:Did The Fed's Magic Just Run Out?

Jackson Hole Daily Spell: highlighted

Rain to Clear (origin: regn/Reign to Fill With Light)
but
Fall is Near (origin: Trap is neigh/nigh)

also highlighted

"further uncertainty" (origin: Fore-ther of indeterminate time tie)

user3303 image host for Jackson Hole Daily: 3+3+0+3=9 = Saturn

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 04:21 | 5139553 Yen Cross
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lol +1

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