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Classic!
They might have to go to Ukraine next, to shore up the Uke Army, given the whoopin' they took today...
Anti-govt forces ‘circle 1000s of Kiev troops, capture 2 tank battalions’ in E.Ukraine
When I saw that first pic of the tank I thought the Southern boys had gotten uppity again.
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Strange that the flag on the tank resembles the American Confederate flag.
The last armored vehicle in the video looks like the one in Animal House.
The cartoon highlights the hazards of having a clueless incompetent pussy in the White House.
A news report of Russia Today. Take with a (large) grain of salt.
Isreal is "mowing the lawn" in Gaza
another classic
Anything that warmonger says is a lie. When Obama speaks just expect the opposite.
How do you know when Obama is lying? Easy.
He opens he mouth.
A lawyer you say? Good thing he's the only one serving in an elected position in DC or we'd be in real trouble.
Paging Doctors Paul
LOL. And the US Flag on the arm patches are on wrong.
Different kind of "Distress" signal, I guess. Must mean: SNAFU, FUBAR.
Prolly it's because they were made in China.
This is how our soldiers actually wear them on the right shoulder. Imagine an American flag being carried forward in battle. If you are on the right side you see it that way, on the left you see it the other way.
you beat me to it
:)
You beat me to it as well.
I've been lurking on these pages for months, and this is the bullcrap that makes me actually post. What a world.
Always Forward...into the ABYSS!
No, the field of stars is supposed to always face forward on the side of military equipment (soldiers included) i beleive. The left arm patch would be the 'normal' one.
"How do you know when Obama is lying? Easy"
The Teleprompter is powered on!
"How do you know when Obama is lying?"
Moochelle's ass grows another inch?
After all; the place is just one big bunker...
Slow golf clap. Well played sir. Jolly good.
The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
Thomas Paine
.....and by whom, and what standard is "good" to be determined?
It was easy for Thomas Paine to pen those mighty Liberal axioms of do-goodery while reposing by the fire in his library loaded-up with whiskey and laudanum. While having no comprehension of the fact that hundreds of millions of his "brethren" abroad in the real world would jump at the opportunity to slice-off his infidel head with a dull scimitar.
All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit.
Thomas Paine
The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum.
Thomas Paine
Yeah those ten commandments and the golden rule are really scary. Those there the eleven things a Christian is supposed to live by. To bad most people don't grasp this.
Too bad most Christians don't grasp this.
ftfy
Yes it is too bad that I have not grasped it fully.
I have sinned and am far from the perfection to which I strive. I look nto the mirror first.
I understand that it begins with me. So I muddle about and do my best to follow those precepts.
Thomas Paine was wrong,....except about muscumery (Islam). The demoniacal satanic mullahs have greatly enriched themselves by duping and sending millions of their dupes and their children to useless deaths in furtherance of more wealth and power for the satanic demons.
I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death.
Thomas Paine
It's easy to grin, when your ships come in,
and it looks like you've got the stock market beat;
but the man with style, is the man who can smile,
when his shorts are too tight in the seat!
Judge Smells- Caddyshack
"That's Judge 'Smails' to you son:"
http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0010122/
"You'll get nothing, and like it!"
It's a tradition when movie production companies need props for movies they solicit manufacturers for product placement. When Caddyshack's people came calling they mostly got what they wanted. Except at Spaulding. So in turn they named the booger eating grandson of Judge Smails "Spaulding".
How many mercenaries? Blackwater, Xe, whatever they're calling themselves now....
Now re-branded "Academi."
http://academi.com/
Make sure you don't use those old school metal cleats or you'll mess up the Green Zone.
Keep 'em outta the Fairway Zone too, dammit!
Soft spikes, per Department of Muslim Affairs, walk softly and carry a Big Bertha
Obama gets criticized when he doesn't put boots on the ground.
Obama gets criticized when he does put boots on the ground.
What exactly is he supposed to do?
Stay on vacation ... permanently.
Blue gums Obama does what he's told.
He's the ultimate house nigger.
Exactly what the cartoon says, only golf shoes in the sandbox.
The problem is he never replaces his divots or rakes the sand box when he leaves.
Im sure he gets somebody else to do that too
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In all fairness, the sandbox gets pretty well raked by the cats that try to bury him.
He rakes the sand box with drone fire.
Resign
Buy a nail gun and put it to good use
Stay the fuck out and stop droning people.
Stop letting in jihadis on visas and securing the southern border would also be GREAT places to start.
What r u talking about, that fence was funded. They never built it. WTF is in charge here?
It will never be built per North Am Union. Just have to take it down later.
Oh and you Texans crying about having your land stolen for the largest freeway,train,pipeling system in history.That plan will just take a little more time. You'll see it from the moon one day.
Look! Another apologist liberal faggot.
Pay attention, thats sarcasm. You name calling igmo.
He probably takes Liberal's posts seriously.
Now that guy is great for exposing the crap. What has happened to him? I always get a good laugh...
"Obama gets criticized when he doesn't put boots on the ground.
Obama gets criticized when he does put boots on the ground.
What exactly is he supposed to do?"
1. He took the job. The buck stops with him.
2. Playing golf while such crisis fester is not good form at the very least from a public relations perspective.
3. He has to be consistent. His word has to mean something.
'Red lines' cannot be drawn that cannot be defended. It shows lack of understanding. He isn't allowed to put on bluffs.
-Bluffs sometimes get called and have to be backed up even if by weak fucking hands...
'Red lines' once drawn publicly cannot be crossed with impunity. It shows a lack of power and/or will.
-Obama could have asked congress to go to war over Syria and/or Ukraine when his bluffs got called. That would have shown his wiliingness to exorcise power and exert his will. The Democrats could have said NO! and it would have been their fault if things went badly after that and not Obama's to a large extent...
Right NOW: Obama owns the shit sandwich he prepared for himself with his own big mouth.
You're forgetting that victimhood is the ultimate achievement for these limp dicked, latte sipping, faggot liberals. They have to paint him as the poor, helpless victim.
Homophobia and bigotry are closely related, after all.
Is it really homophobic or bigotry to be opposed to behavior that God himself has told us many times is an abomination?
Erik, you have been duped by blind and ignorant people.
"What exactly is he supposed to do?"
RESIGN!
uh... he could put them on the ground at the right time and not take them away at the wrong time!!!
So simple even a Kenyan should be able to do it!
Leave the fucking keys on the desk on the way OUT !
He should go back to Kenya and take the insatiable Mooch and her spawn with him.
Why aren't they wearing black ski masks?
They are not in Ferguson???
They're not Russians in Crimea?
They aren't ashamed of their actions or worried about retaliation?
Ahh so Nike Golf wants to get into the business of Defense Contracting.. The new Woods XPS Golf Shoes 2015 edition retail $299, the Army gets a very special price $1399.
Plus an extra $399 for the optional shoe laces.
Gotta hand it to Obama -- he whipped the American left into a patriotic war fervor with more ease than Bush was ever capable of.
Just bombs from above, no troops. Welcome to 21st century, oil-less warfare people.
He didn't build that.
they and not Left anymore....they are Right wing/Republican corporate stooges.....Kerry, Hillary Feinstien etc There is no 'left' anymore in this country...get yourelf a GED and an IQ over 75 and then come back here to post
"We'll put a Nike in your ass, it's the American way."
Just not does not have the same ring to it.
This thread is pure comedy, lol
No more milligans! Take an ISIS.
ISIS isn't very good at golf. They've got a nasty SLICE.
Flip-flops!
Where are the Thomas Paine's of today?
shame on you bitchez
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look at those feet
Obama should be dropped off in Death Valley in summer with his golf clubs and nothing more other than Reggie, Eric, John McCain, Jamie Dimon, Jon Corzine, Lloyd and a few others.
golf shoes, ...or gulf shoes ?...I'm sure Obama knows that it's a FAIRWAY to go, but GREEN light the mental HANDICAP, build BUNKERS, go to the iraqi CLUBHOUSE, DRIVE through & shout FORE, CADDY on this ROUND , MARK your CARDs as BELOW PAR, now wash your BALLS, and tamp down the D.U. DIVOTS.... the MEMBER of the ME war CLUB, apparently a virgin 72 hole course, may get a HOLE-IN-1 ......
[sorry for all these terrible golf references !]....