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Artist's Impression Of How Obama's Russian Sanctions Really Work

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Mon, 08/25/2014 - 13:51 | 5141226 Dr. Engali
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What's with the white uncle Sam? That's raycisssst.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 13:58 | 5141254 svayambhu108
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If the Bull ends the Bear profits...

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 13:59 | 5141262 Keyser
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Posted on ZH over the weekend, but warrants a repost for an adult perspective...


Mon, 08/25/2014 - 14:01 | 5141276 Herd Redirectio...
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"Just do what the man with the knife says!"

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 15:41 | 5141632 max2205
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How come Alakamakeitup Fienstein hasn't outlawed beheading knives yet...

What a bitch!

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 17:53 | 5142259 svayambhu108
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Ray's sist?

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 14:32 | 5141361 Ozy_mandias
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Interesting interview

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 15:04 | 5141460 shovelhead
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Imagine if they printed a transcript of that discussionin the NY Times and let the Obama spin doctors try to refute it.

They would look like complete idiots because he's got them 100% nailed to the wall.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 16:18 | 5141850 Xanadu_doo
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All the way through, I was thinking "why aren't any American politicians this clear and thoughtful?"


Well, of course, we all know why, but this Russian puts it pretty well. Unlike you'll ever see from anyone on the West.


+100 for the link

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 16:13 | 5141821 Kirk2NCC1701
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Or his speech "The US is militarizing Ukraine to invade Russia"

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 16:20 | 5141856 Xanadu_doo
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Thx, Kirk!

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 22:37 | 5143330 Amerikan Patriot
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The best template to understanding Russia's actions with its near abroad is to recall Putin's statement that the greatest geopolitical catastrophe of the 20th century was the breakup of the Soviet Union.

Ergo, Vlad wants to reconstitute it.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 13:58 | 5141258 Sudden Debt
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But clearly he's a older man who is ready for the retirment home.
And if he can't afford it, there's always a pill for that...

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 15:58 | 5141284 passenger_pidgin
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It also looks like Uncle Scam is brandishing the same knife as the Mossad ISIS video.  More definitive proof that US arms the terrorisss.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 14:08 | 5141295 Rehab Willie
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Should we start using Uncle Tom

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 14:28 | 5141352 RaceToTheBottom
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I thought that had already been changed to Uncle Sambo?

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 14:14 | 5141301 q99x2
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The white uncle Sam is not racist because If he were black and the cartoon suggested that black people burn down their own communities...then it would be a racist cartoon...which is not to say that it isn't natural for Obama to destroy the NWO when he can't get his way with Putin.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 14:13 | 5141310 knukles
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Tru dat, Doc.
Should he be a mulatto, Muslim, gay or have scars behind his ears?

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 15:39 | 5141622 Bunghole
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Cranial lobotomy or CIA mind control incinsions?

You would think Bill Ayers would have told us about that traumatic incident in Dreams of Frank Marshall.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 14:56 | 5141435 Freddie
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Uncle Sam needs to look more like Jonathan Pollard and his ilk.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:36 | 5143070 conscious being
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The star on his hat needs to be the six pointed RedScheild version to better capture what's going on.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 13:52 | 5141227 NOTaREALmerican
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It seems,  most people love a 'good war'.  

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 14:00 | 5141266 Sudden Debt
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Nobody asked me....

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 13:59 | 5141267 Keyser
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Only when it's in someone else's back yard... 

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 17:26 | 5142136 JohnG
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Only those who have never seen real war.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 13:52 | 5141228 peter4805
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Yup, looks about right.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 13:56 | 5141249 ThroxxOfVron
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The only thing missing in that picture are the producers and worker who are also being stomped to death and the industries that are being starved of the fuels required to maintain output.

...OR, is the depicted bull to be slaughtered in such thoughtless inhumane haste the proxy for the productive classes?

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 13:52 | 5141231 centerline
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globalization - bitches.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 14:46 | 5141395 Dubaibanker
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This is #deglobalization at its best.

Someone tell EU, that they are getting slaughtered......At this rate, the entire EU economy will become the size of one sun dried tomato!

China is watching all this happen...and wondering what these ninkampoops are doing to themselves..... while China keeps accelerating the speed of its global takeover and moving the year/month of global domination one year sooner, each passing month! 

China in Africa:

Meanwhile, JUST IN THE LAST 1 MONTH, China has bought all of the following:

29 July 2014: Chinese Game Developer ChangYou Buys Majority Stake in Dolphin Browser for USD 91M


31 July 2014: 

Italy agrees to sell 35 per cent stake in it's electricity grid to China's state power company


1 Aug 2014: 

Shanghai Pengxin buys second large farm in NZ


5 Aug 2014: 

China Life Insurance to buy $250 mln stake in TPG- source

20 Aug 2014: 

Baosteel set to buy stake in industrial gas company USD 488m

24 Aug 2014: 

China fund buys stake in FieldAware

25 Aug 2014: 

UPDATE 2-BOC Aviation orders Boeing planes worth $8.8 bln


And just now, Aug 25, 2014, China has announced that they will start selling to public/outsiders their top end oil companies out of which Sinopec's retail unit will be the first for one third share of the company.

Sinopec Shortlists 37 for Stake Sale in ‘Gold Mine’ Retail Unit

If China is going bankrupt and will implode, then someone please send them a What's App, WeChat, Skype or the good ol' telephone call, even a telex will do, but please inform them before they buy all the companies that we work for or use products/services from!

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 14:56 | 5141434 centerline
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+1.  The world is about to become much smaller for most (those who survive that is).

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 15:13 | 5141511 shovelhead
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Imagine that.

China using up their dollars to buy real stuff.

Lucky Hamster General Motors?

Super Bingo Kraft Foods?

Sunshine out Bottom Boeing Aircraft?

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 15:32 | 5141589 squid427
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So, should I learn mandarin or cantonese?

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 15:49 | 5141699 Dubaibanker
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I suggest Mandarin because it is spoken by approx. 1bn people mostly in Mainland China/Singapore/Taiwan. Cantonese is spoken mostly in HK and by less than 100m people globally.

Xie xie.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 13:54 | 5141233 himaroid
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Yes marster oBUMMER.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 14:00 | 5141265 NOTaREALmerican
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They never did seem that enthusiastic about the "concept".   It's tough for a county to resist the lure of our slow-motion eagles and the English marching bands.   

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 14:38 | 5141297 Jorgen
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Or they don't want to lose their call centers and software programming jobs, or they got really upset with the Chinese for this... /s

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 15:53 | 5141562 Jambo Mambo Bill
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I agree that India is 'trying to play violin while tying their shoe'; the Brics is a great opportunity for India, if India don't realised it on time, they may lose their sit. It would be a blunder, if they don’t chose progress instead of our decadent and declining West, they will be history.

Now for the West-East total shift, meaning the death of the Dollar, is a question of time and how the transition will be played out, usually that happens by shock therapy…War to be precise, if the East manage to subjugate the US without nuclear clouds, then… the BRICS will sail.

Anyway, if India wants to stay a vassal of the UK, so be it, change the I-ndia for I-ran, I am sure the Iranians would love to be part of the BrIcs, perhaps even better than the unreliable Indians.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 13:54 | 5141239 centerline
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Confucious say that bull is already dead!  What now?

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 13:55 | 5141242 Statetheist
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That line on the ground should be red, not white. #nitpicking

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 14:01 | 5141271 Sudden Debt
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After calculating the budget, we're out of red paint...

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 13:56 | 5141244 SheepDog-One
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LOL, incompetent morons run the show and all they can do is print free money for themselves and call everyone terrorists....shaping up to be a real bleak ride for the remainder of humanities lifespan!

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 14:04 | 5141283 NOTaREALmerican
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Pretty smart-n-savvy "incompetent morons".

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 15:04 | 5141455 SheepDog-One
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Are they though. I suppose those who kill the golden goose might feel smart and savy, for a while at least.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 16:26 | 5141877 marathonman
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Limiting the supply of golden eggs might be smart if you already control all the gold...

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 15:09 | 5141483 himaroid
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Not smart. Cunning.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 13:57 | 5141251 Martin Silenus
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Something something shave your beaver...

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 13:59 | 5141263 centerline
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What he said.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 14:00 | 5141270 kchrisc
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But then Israel does not care how many Europeans and goy pay for their pipeline and Lebensraum in Syria.

An American, not US subject.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 16:17 | 5141848 Kirk2NCC1701
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The 900 lb Gorilla everyone else keeps ignoring is... H2O.  It's a taling point they do NOT want discussed or even mentioned.

Israeli Farmers/Settlers (Zio-fundamentalists) need WATER a hell of a lot more for their growing nation, than they need "oil".  The former they need to control the UPSTREAM water supply (in Syria), the latter they get the US to buy for them from their ME friends.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 19:39 | 5142634 kchrisc
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Winner, winner, you have won the other chicken dinner.

An American, not US subject.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 14:31 | 5141360 RaceToTheBottom
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But not a Low WS Bonus world.

That would be savage; they are TBTF and also TBNTB (Too Big Not To Bonus)

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 14:10 | 5141298 oak
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however,  the us$ is strengthening. is that great?

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 14:15 | 5141317 Al Huxley
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Strong $, strong stock market, low interest rates, wars and civil unrest - damn, it's like it must have been back in the 60's, only with shittier music!  USA! USA!

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 14:14 | 5141316 skbull44
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I think the word BULL for the current economy is quite apropo.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 14:26 | 5141347 Jack Burton
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A bit Off Topic. Near as I can tell, the Kiev punishment war against Donbass has gone from victory, to near utter defeat. The Battle Field intelligence coming in, and even from Kiev sources, show a horrible defeat for Kiev. Offensive by Self Defense Forces heading for Mariupol on the Black Sea Coast from two attack forces. I count 4 pockets of trapped Ukie troops east of Donetsk. One has just been crushed with 100's of prisoners taken and captured equipment. One Nazi Battalion run by an Oligarch is reported destroyed, the Deniper Battlion. Too much to comment on, just know that Kiev is in a major cluster fuck. I am waiting for the USA to declare an emergency and forward NATO troops and arms to Kiev. This is now VERY POSSIBLE. Kiev is so fucked! Only the USA can save them now. The threat of nuclear war is now much higher I think. NATO advance into Ukraine would set all the conditions for a major war  and that could go nuclear.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 14:48 | 5141375 himaroid
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U.S. leftist would scream about war mongering. Just like true conservatives and libertarians. All but neocons.  And just before an election. Kiev is fucked. 

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 15:21 | 5141543 Oldwood
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We are all fucked, just some more than others.

Personally I would be inclined to be more of a war monger if we actually won a few. Now days every conflict we get ourselves into we seem to ultimately fail horribly even though we win every battle. At least when we behaved openly imperialistic, we all knew what to expect. Now we look like a bunch of hypocrits stabbing everyone in the back.


Tue, 08/26/2014 - 02:50 | 5143832 Jano
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Get involved. with your involvement the USA would sure win a war. Of course, only if you are as strong in war fighting, as you are in writing the comments.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 14:44 | 5141388 Al Huxley
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Thanks for the update on the actual situation, of which it seems there is very little reporting.  However, I'm pretty much 100% certain that if things are really going south the US government will follow their time-honored tradition of throwing their rebel ally proxy warriors under the the bus.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 15:03 | 5141454 himaroid
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They can learn from this "tactical manoeuvre"...

Baffle with BS.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 15:22 | 5141547 Freddie
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No news is good news.  Notice how the Malay Airlines shootdown by the criminal junta story started falling apart that the story disappeared?  Where are those flight transcripts?

When there false flags do not work out - the stories disappear like Sandy Hoax.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 15:07 | 5141472 Savyindallas
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Thanks jack. Nuclear war? I'm going to quickly borrow money and go long. The S&P will explode. Possibly 2,500 by November  -unless Wall Street gets nuked. I'm not sure how that would affect the markets in the short term.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 15:13 | 5141508 Freddie
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Thanks for the updates Jack.  The Ukies need to go back and find the Oilgarch runnibng that battalion and do that f**ker in. 

NATO troops?  LOL!  Anyone dumb enough to fight for the junta deserves to be killed on the battlefield.  Only mercenaries and Poles are that stupid.  I have nothing against Poles or Ukies but they need to wake the F up.

Send Nudelman and her male relatives like Jonathan Pollard to fight for the junta. 

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:56 | 5143153 conscious being
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Don't forget Vicky's husband PNAC author Kagan. Send in the Kagan!

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 15:43 | 5141529 Jorgen
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Kiev is so fucked! Only the USA can save them now.

I wonder when Mr. Poroshenko starts chewing on his tie? After all, he has an expert adviser for that.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 22:20 | 5143264 conscious being
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Jorgen - leading italics kills the ZH vote script. Most browsers cannot vote on your comment, so here's your upvote for me for the Cross of St. George ribbon. +100

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 15:55 | 5141628 shovelhead
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Check out this:

What drives me crazy is that commentators are missing the big story that this law allows giving Putin an ultimatum to leave Crimea in 7 days...'or something will happen' is not clarified but implied. They're specific about sanctions but they're also ring-fencing Russia with missiles. This is a direct provoction to Russia in violation of a previous treaty.

Anyone think that's likely to happen?

If this bill passes it gives a legal cover for a military response by NATO and by extension US troops.

26 Repub neocon warhawks are sponsering this bill...These guys are fucking nuts.

Public and world opinion kept Obama from lighting up Syria. 

Better start making Emails and phone calls unless you want to see lots of bodybags.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:51 | 5143128 gallistic
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Global Research has a pretty good article that breaks down some specifics of this bill.

“The Russian Aggression Prevention Act” (RAPA): A Direct Path to Nuclear War with Russia"

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 16:20 | 5141853 Kirk2NCC1701
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Q: What has feathers and will soon glow in the dark?

A:  The Chickens in Kiev.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 22:47 | 5143375 gallistic
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I thought Chernobyl fowl already glowed....

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 22:19 | 5143100 gallistic
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Kudos Jack; excellent observations/info as usual. I know you follow this closely and your posts are always on-point. I freely and publicly admit that I am a fan, and I look forward to your posts to fill the gaps in my own knowledge.

Keep 'em coming! 

For the benefit of ZHers who might not be up to speed on some aspects of this, I want to throw two cents into this hat.

Jewish bankster-billionaire oligarch Ihor Valeriyovych Kolomoyskyi is the main sponsor of the Dnipro (also known as Dnepr) Battalion. Kolomyskyi is also a founding member of the European Jewish Union. This organization bills itself as "a uniting structure for all Jewish communities and organizations throughout Western, Eastern and Central Europe, but is really a pressure mechanism to influence the EU and their economic/political decisions.

Among other things, Kolomoyskyi has announced a program to buy up contraband weapons and offers a $10,000 bounty for any pro-Russia militant captured with a gun. He has also announced a plan to build a 1,200-mile electrified fence spanning the border of Russia and Ukraine.

Back to Dnepr- the lame stream media and Wikipedia will tell us that the Denipro Battalion is under the control of the Ukrainian Interior Ministry, but that is absolute hogwash.

Kolomyskyi's warlord and military force chief is a fellow Jew businessman who is an expert in "hostile corporate takeovers"  exchanging trade, and "mergers and acquisitions". Yes, it is that fucked up; one simply cannot make this shit up!

There are many oligarch-sponsored mercenary battalions in Ukraine. They are mostly infantry battalions. These private armies pay 2-4 times what Ukraine's government pays their soldiers. This makes them an attractive option for young ignorant Ukrainian males. The main problem is that they have proven to be completely inept fighting forces. They undergo minimal training and are quickly sent off into the meat grinder.

Other similar "volunteer" units which you may find mentioned in the lame stream media are the Aidar, Donbass, Aznov, Luhansk and Artemivsk battalions. The problem with these mercenary volunteer units is that they are used as an external pressure mechanism on Porky Poroshenko. For example, they demanded to stop the recent temporary ceasefire in the east of the country and the implementation of martial law. They operate outside the control of Porky's government, and get pissed when the government does not back them up.

Porky's legitimate worry is that they might turn their guns and "Yanukovych" him if he does not toe the line.

No wonder Lavrov is exasperated- "The Kiev government has no control over numerous armed groups, in particular the Right Sector, which, according to our estimates, is what the National Guard is largely made of. The Right Sector’s move with regard to the Ukrainian Interior Ministry speaks for itself. The Kiev government does not control the oligarch-funded battalions, such as Azov, Dnepr, and so on, either. This is a big problem."

It is a terrible human tragedy, but I would feel a bit of shadenfreude if indeed Valeriyovych Kolomoyskyi's Dnepr battalion was annihilated.


Mon, 08/25/2014 - 22:32 | 5143309 conscious being
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You can't say Jews are running the Insane, Ukraine government and military. If you do, Vicky Nuland-Kagan Knoodleman and Las Vegas Dave will label you as an anti-Semetic, even though none of these monsters are Semites, but that's how the ZinoWorld of NewSpeak works these days.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 14:39 | 5141374 Son of Captain Nemo
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Great cartoon!

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 14:58 | 5141432 limacon
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Zeus's thinking originally went more this way ...


Mon, 08/25/2014 - 15:07 | 5141471 Patriot Eke
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I used to wonder which would collapse first, America or Europe.  For a while I forgot about that debate, but the recent moves by the West in Ukraine made me remember it again.  It sure seems like we are doing everything we can to ruin Europe, and that's probably to put off the collapse in America as long as possible?

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 22:35 | 5143323 conscious being
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What's left of the European people have to push back against this maddness from Hollywood before they have nothing left, including, no voice.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 15:10 | 5141491 viedoklis_lv
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Bear should be more angry - psyhopatic with one feet stomping on Ukranians.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 16:21 | 5141858 Kirk2NCC1701
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What does your avatar mean?

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 18:50 | 5142457 TweedleDeeDooDah
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It's something about a war that was fought in europe from 1941 until Stalin's death, where these people fought against communism for their democracy, homeland, people and faiths against totalitarianism, with absolutley no help from the West, and even though they knew they couldn't win, they kept fighting on principle.

...nothing you'd understand, forget about it.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 22:48 | 5143377 conscious being
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Kirk, you've done it again. Your probing questions have unmasked the dreaded Bandistarians.

...against totalitarianism Soviet, for totalitarianism NAZI


Tue, 08/26/2014 - 02:41 | 5143823 Jano
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tricky question.

the avatar reveals the substantial nazi population in Lv.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 17:52 | 5142254 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Ah, viedorkolis, his unintended humour knows no limits and he still wants people to believe that the origins of issues in this Kievan Yatzi Junta wonderland should be unknown, ignored or cast on scapesgoats like the Russians.

Isn't life funny as funny in his Banderatarded frame of reference?

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 15:10 | 5141493 Lmo Mutton
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When you take into consideration that they are trying to destroy each and every economy...

It all makes sense.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 15:25 | 5141558 JohninMK
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The loss of state control by Ukraine of the pipelines through privatization may in turn have been countered as, in a surprising recent announcement, it seems that Russian interests have acquired ownership of a subsidiary of German company, RWE. This company controls most of the reverse flow pipeline bringing gas back from West Europe into Ukraine.

You just have to sit back and admire Russia's strategic thinking and action that completed this deal months ago in anticipation that Ukraine would try to do a reverse gas deal.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 16:11 | 5141814 shovelhead
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The thinktanks dreaming up their sanctions ain't a match for Putin.

The KGB are serious people who play for keeps and they know more than a little something about control. Ivory tower eggheads are no challenge for the KGB.

Watch for Euro-sanctions to start fading away. Lots of grumbling about taking in the ass for Uncle Sam.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 15:35 | 5141602 windywoo
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The European and US Economies are the losers, but guess which corporations are the winners?

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 17:54 | 5142262 JimmyRainbow
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fantastic how a ring of fire is laid around europe and europe helps building it pretending not to see

10/20/50/100 years of developments starting in a derection to alienate the machinery of the north (europe)

soaking up the african resources.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 22:25 | 5143282 wossname
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That, surely, will hit the bear.

Fucking amateurs.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 05:54 | 5143961 dreadnaught
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The Ukraine soldiers hearts are not into fighting.....and they drink on the job. There is a video on Youtube showing a group of tankers stopping at a store to buy Vodka. As soon as they lock the hatch, the tank takes out a corner of the store! They back up, inspect the damage, then move on....  Halarious!

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