Here We Go Again: Ukraine Claims It Destroyed Two Tanks That Entered From Russia

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It's Monday; which means its time to ramp up the war rhetoric once again as another weekend goes by without 'escalation'. Ukraine's military spokesman Lysenko, or as he is better known as Lie-senko for those who actually ask for some evidence of anything that he claims, says, suggests or otherwise talks about, is reporting,via Bloomberg, that:

  • UKRAINE SAYS TWO TANKS THAT ENTERED FROM RUSSIA WERE DESTROYED
  • LYSENKO SAYS UKRAINE CAPTURED CREW MEMBERS OF DESTROYED TANKS
  • UKRAINE SEIZED SOME VEHICLES THAT ENTERED FROM RUSSIA: LYSENKO
  • LYSENKO SAYS COLUMN OF REBEL VEHICLES DESTROYED IN KRASNODON
  • LYSENKO: UKRAINE INFLICTED SEVERE LOSSES ON REBELS IN KRASNODON

One wonders if the captured Russian crew had Langley, VA crew cuts? Unfortunately no one had their iPhone or camera-on-a-sticks to record the action as "proof." but we are sure that won't matter. Cure NATO's comments.  Now, how will the market react to this 'proven invasion'? Actually scratch that: more escalation is simply a catalyst for even more pent-up de-escalation in the future...

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Mon, 08/25/2014 - 10:34 | 5140409 Latina Lover
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The Ukie Junta are the most pathetic liars. They cannot get over the fact that the MH17 False Flag failed because the plane did not crash in Russia.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 10:36 | 5140417 Keyser
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Evidence please... It's not that we don't trust you, nah, nothing like that... 

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 10:37 | 5140425 SMG
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This is bad comedy.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 10:40 | 5140447 VATICANT
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Death to the Nazi Junta! Death to Nazi America! Death to Nazi Israel!

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 10:45 | 5140478 IndianaJohn
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VATICANT -- ok, and you can drop dead now. 

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 10:47 | 5140498 Hippocratic Oaf
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'Ukraine Claims It Destroyed Two Tanks That Entered From Russia'

 

Don't matter! BTFATH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 11:00 | 5140551 espirit
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It's the spin...

Don't all Ukrainian (Russian made) tanks enter from Russia?

...or do the Ukes make their own?

They blew up two of their own.  Sounds like USSA.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 11:05 | 5140574 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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Pick the worst tabloid you can imagine. I'd trust that tabloid more than the Ukrainian government.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 11:10 | 5140608 Keyser
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Death to the Nazi Junta! Death to Nazi America! Death to Nazi Israel!

You left out the Vatican, or was that a fuedian slip? 


Mon, 08/25/2014 - 11:16 | 5140624 MarsInScorpio
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The tragedy is not just that the Ukrainian Nazis are lying bastards - after all, what do you expect?

 

No, the bigger tragedy is that the Western press - in particular organizations such as the NYT and WaPo, are lying bastard propaganda hacks.

 

The Founding Fathers turn in their graves to see the First Amendment perverison.

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Mon, 08/25/2014 - 11:26 | 5140653 VATICANT
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Obv. death to the Nazi Vatican and death to Nazi English royalty! Who do you think king Zionists are?!

ps. IndianaJohn -- you're a cunt

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 11:40 | 5140699 Keyser
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Hmm, how about evil personified in the Pope? Or are you not an equal-opportunity hater?

 

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 11:46 | 5140739 VATICANT
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Fuck the Pope.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 12:32 | 5140903 old naughty
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Well, glad that they have not downed two more passenger jets.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 12:34 | 5140917 Herd Redirectio...
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God, what I would give to see Grandpa  Francis (aka The Pope) alongside Grandma Yellen (aka Mr. Yellen, aka Janet from Middl-Earth).

We are all better off for falling under their benevolent gaze.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 12:10 | 5140812 unrulian
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you left out the r or was that a Freudian slip

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 18:14 | 5142317 Sirius Wonderblast
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Or witting/unwitting reference to fuedalism?

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 12:46 | 5140963 Truthseeker2
Mon, 08/25/2014 - 11:02 | 5140560 lordylord
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Looming war all over the place.  Now I know why gold is down today.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 11:08 | 5140587 HardAssets
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If gold drops over night by

$ 100 -

You'll know someone lit off a nuke somewhere.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 12:16 | 5140826 Freddie
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What was going on with the CME last night?  I was getting error messages?  Is the scam finally unravelling there?

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 11:31 | 5140667 Kirk2NCC1701
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Bad comedy indeed.  As mentioned earlier in (5140348), the Kiev Junta is the laughing stock of Juntas.  While they seek to control the talking points, their Army is getting whooped by the Rebels

Anti-govt forces ‘circle 1000s of Kiev troops, capture 2 tank battalions’ in E.Ukraine  

And with a Rebel Yell, they cried More, More, MOAR!

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 11:41 | 5140716 MarsInScorpio
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Kirk:

 

Went to the link - and what did I see?

 

The rebels flying the Confederate flag san stars - O me!

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Mon, 08/25/2014 - 12:04 | 5140789 ChiangMai
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Here's better:

Jennifer Psaky

@ jen_psaky

Russian television propaganda brazenly lying. Here is another proof that in Donetsk quietly. Picture satellite pic.twitter.com/UkryYQhINj

 

 

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 10:51 | 5140428 gmrpeabody
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There's a column of Russian tanks coming down my street at this moment...

oh, wait, that's just the garbage trucks.

Sorry...

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 18:19 | 5142340 Sirius Wonderblast
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Column though. isn't that the word. Column, armoured division,mechanised cavalry, big numbers moving on broad fronts or in overwhelming numbers. Two bloody tanks? Just TWO tanks? Were they looking for the morning paper, and a pint of milk? Pathetic. Obviously the junta's getting such a caning it can't spare more for its' false flags.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 10:37 | 5140430 ebworthen
Mon, 08/25/2014 - 16:44 | 5141972 trulz4lulz
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WOARS ON MUTHA FUCKKKAS! Thats some damning evidence right there, shits getting real. They even put in some photoshop wizardry to up dramatic flair.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 10:40 | 5140431 Latina Lover
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Of course you don't trust me, but that's OK. 

http://www.globalresearch.ca/western-media-neglect-of-moscows-mh17-evide...

Check out the following interview with Chris Cuomo and listen to his initial talking points:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92kG2tMBR40

 

 

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 10:57 | 5140543 IridiumRebel
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I'd really like to see evidence, any evidence, to show who is responsible. I have seen none and Kiev has proven to be rather....vague and unable to prove anything thus far. I will join in anger if they can prove the Russians are behind any of this, but thus far they have not. It's tough to garner support when many of the things they boast to have happened have been proven false or a fabrication. I like evidential truth. 

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 11:04 | 5140573 HardAssets
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The Ukes are using new Star Trek like phasers. So, when they shoot a tank, it glows for a moment and then completely disappears without a trace.

Really.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 15:39 | 5141621 flapdoodle
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Those phasers are *so* effective, that not only does the tank glow for a moment and disappear, but the ray goes back into the past and changes it so that tank and its entire crew never existed at all!

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 11:52 | 5140753 Latina Lover
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There are many, many writers who have done a much more thorough analysis than I could ever offer.  Keep in mind, however, the following:

-Who benefits?  Did Russia and Novorossiya benefit from the MH17 crash, or was it Kiev and the USSA. Without the takedown of MH17,  EU sanctions against Russia were stalled.

-Why was MH17 diverted into the kill zone by Dnipropetrovsk Air Traffic Control? Why weren't the ATO recordings released, as per Russia's request?

-Why are the Black box recordings not released, and why is there a non-disclosure agreement in place that prevent publishing results without the consent of at least 4 governments?

-Why hasn't the USSA released its satellite photos?

-Why are there puncture holes in the cockpit of MH17, consistent with 30 mm shells?

If Russia and novorossiya are guilty, why doesn't Kiev and Washington release real proof, instead of fake youtube and twitter feeds?

 

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 12:19 | 5140837 Freddie
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Why were the blackbox recordings on 9-11 never released?   Why was there no video at Sandy Hoax?

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 10:52 | 5140513 Rinzler
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Comical Ali would be proud...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfAeMtcURg0

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 11:32 | 5140671 Steaming_Wookie_Doo
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Right! I was trying to think of that Iraqi spokesman. Ya think he moved up to Ukraine?

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 13:41 | 5141187 swmnguy
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Supposedly, "Comical Ali" was captured by US forces in Baghdad, questioned, and released.  He turned up in UAE with his family, and as far as anyone seems to know, lives there still and is doing just fine.

"When asked where he had got his information he replied, "authentic sources—many authentic sources".[9] He pointed out that he "was a professional, doing his job"."

Baghdad Bob beats the living crap out of Jen Psaki, at least on that score.  Funnier, too.  Looks better in a banana dress.  Fewer freckles, unless your tastes run in that direction.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 10:56 | 5140533 ChiangMai
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Right here — latest photo of Russian invasion courtesy of https://twitter.com/gbazov:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bv4xo3kCcAA7Krm.jpg:large

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 12:20 | 5140841 Meat Hammer
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LOL!!  Never gets old.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 10:43 | 5140465 Oracle 911
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Yeah, and the US gov is the second one.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 11:58 | 5140766 ChiangMai
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tweets beginning at 11:38 am east coast USA time:

these pictures are being passed on as 'Destroyed Russian equipment' when infact, they are old photos.

And this picture allegedly of a destroyed 'Russian tank', it's merely a T-64, which isn't in service in Russia.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 12:31 | 5140888 tony wilson
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i find it very sad and kind of sad that you folks have such a negative attitude towards the zionist nazi of kiev.

yes sad indeed for these folks are lifes victims.

do you mock the camel for his hump.

the penguin for his small penis

the

 sperm whale for his long schlong dong

would you mock

john tiberious oflarherty potato blight kerry for his exotic oirish names.

no mocking or harse words are needed it is all talmudic nature.

 

 

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A frog and a scorpion meet on the bank of a stream and the scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" And the scorpion says, "Because if I do, I will drown too."

The frog is satisfied, and they set out. Halfway across, the frog felt a terrible pain -- the scorpion had stung him.

"Why did you sting me?" gasps the frog. "Now we'll both die..."

"I know," replied the scorpion, "but I cannot help myself -- it is my nature."

 


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Mon, 08/25/2014 - 23:37 | 5143540 Galahad Threepwood
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They cannot get over the fact that the MH17 False Flag failed because the plane did not crash in Russia.

 

The false flag was a success  - most people believe it

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 10:36 | 5140419 ebworthen
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They must have been "economic recovery" tanks, that sprouted mustard seeds and green shoots in their wake.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 10:37 | 5140426 Stoploss
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Looks like Putin is going to need another aid convoy.........

Ha, we got us a convoy, breaker, breaker.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 10:38 | 5140432 JustObserving
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If the New York Times confirms that event, you know it was chimerical.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 10:39 | 5140440 John McCloy
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 This is absurd..So let me get this straight.

1) Last week Ukraine claimed they destroyed a military convoy...one that did not exist aside from the proof of the embedded MSM journalists at the right place and time who snapped a picture of what could have been anywhere but still intact convoy. An actual convoy with aid crosses over this past weekend..makes a delivery and returns to Russia. Why did they not attack that convoy?

    Is it because it was an actual convoy that existed and they are idiotic enough to believe that if they simply claim they destoryed Russian hardware that Russia will kneejerk and attack or invade Ukraine without first confirming that is what occured? Seems like they are attempting the same thing again...these tanks do not exist and if they do they are repainted CIA plants and will be used as a false flag to pretend Russia had begun an invasion...

   Do they believer anyone buys their bullshit at this point?

 

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