Here We Go Again: Ukraine Claims It Destroyed Two Tanks That Entered From Russia

Tyler Durden's picture

It's Monday; which means its time to ramp up the war rhetoric once again as another weekend goes by without 'escalation'. Ukraine's military spokesman Lysenko, or as he is better known as Lie-senko for those who actually ask for some evidence of anything that he claims, says, suggests or otherwise talks about, is reporting,via Bloomberg, that:


One wonders if the captured Russian crew had Langley, VA crew cuts? Unfortunately no one had their iPhone or camera-on-a-sticks to record the action as "proof." but we are sure that won't matter. Cure NATO's comments.  Now, how will the market react to this 'proven invasion'? Actually scratch that: more escalation is simply a catalyst for even more pent-up de-escalation in the future...

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Latina Lover's picture

The Ukie Junta are the most pathetic liars. They cannot get over the fact that the MH17 False Flag failed because the plane did not crash in Russia.

Keyser's picture

Evidence please... It's not that we don't trust you, nah, nothing like that... 

SMG's picture

This is bad comedy.

VATICANT's picture

Death to the Nazi Junta! Death to Nazi America! Death to Nazi Israel!

IndianaJohn's picture

VATICANT -- ok, and you can drop dead now. 

Hippocratic Oaf's picture
'Ukraine Claims It Destroyed Two Tanks That Entered From Russia'


Don't matter! BTFATH!!!!!!!!!!!!

espirit's picture

It's the spin...

Don't all Ukrainian (Russian made) tanks enter from Russia?

...or do the Ukes make their own?

They blew up two of their own.  Sounds like USSA.

Gaius Frakkin' Baltar's picture

Pick the worst tabloid you can imagine. I'd trust that tabloid more than the Ukrainian government.

Keyser's picture

Death to the Nazi Junta! Death to Nazi America! Death to Nazi Israel!

You left out the Vatican, or was that a fuedian slip? 

MarsInScorpio's picture

The tragedy is not just that the Ukrainian Nazis are lying bastards - after all, what do you expect?


No, the bigger tragedy is that the Western press - in particular organizations such as the NYT and WaPo, are lying bastard propaganda hacks.


The Founding Fathers turn in their graves to see the First Amendment perverison.


VATICANT's picture

Obv. death to the Nazi Vatican and death to Nazi English royalty! Who do you think king Zionists are?!

ps. IndianaJohn -- you're a cunt

Keyser's picture

Hmm, how about evil personified in the Pope? Or are you not an equal-opportunity hater?


old naughty's picture

Well, glad that they have not downed two more passenger jets.

Herd Redirection Committee's picture

God, what I would give to see Grandpa  Francis (aka The Pope) alongside Grandma Yellen (aka Mr. Yellen, aka Janet from Middl-Earth).

We are all better off for falling under their benevolent gaze.

unrulian's picture

you left out the r or was that a Freudian slip

Sirius Wonderblast's picture

Or witting/unwitting reference to fuedalism?

lordylord's picture

Looming war all over the place.  Now I know why gold is down today.

HardAssets's picture

If gold drops over night by

$ 100 -

You'll know someone lit off a nuke somewhere.

Freddie's picture

What was going on with the CME last night?  I was getting error messages?  Is the scam finally unravelling there?

Kirk2NCC1701's picture

Bad comedy indeed.  As mentioned earlier in (5140348), the Kiev Junta is the laughing stock of Juntas.  While they seek to control the talking points, their Army is getting whooped by the Rebels

Anti-govt forces ‘circle 1000s of Kiev troops, capture 2 tank battalions’ in E.Ukraine  

And with a Rebel Yell, they cried More, More, MOAR!

MarsInScorpio's picture



Went to the link - and what did I see?


The rebels flying the Confederate flag san stars - O me!


ChiangMai's picture


Here's better:

Jennifer Psaky

@ jen_psaky

Russian television propaganda brazenly lying. Here is another proof that in Donetsk quietly. Picture satellite



gmrpeabody's picture

There's a column of Russian tanks coming down my street at this moment...

oh, wait, that's just the garbage trucks.


Sirius Wonderblast's picture

Column though. isn't that the word. Column, armoured division,mechanised cavalry, big numbers moving on broad fronts or in overwhelming numbers. Two bloody tanks? Just TWO tanks? Were they looking for the morning paper, and a pint of milk? Pathetic. Obviously the junta's getting such a caning it can't spare more for its' false flags.

trulz4lulz's picture

WOARS ON MUTHA FUCKKKAS! Thats some damning evidence right there, shits getting real. They even put in some photoshop wizardry to up dramatic flair.

Latina Lover's picture

Of course you don't trust me, but that's OK.

Check out the following interview with Chris Cuomo and listen to his initial talking points:



IridiumRebel's picture

I'd really like to see evidence, any evidence, to show who is responsible. I have seen none and Kiev has proven to be rather....vague and unable to prove anything thus far. I will join in anger if they can prove the Russians are behind any of this, but thus far they have not. It's tough to garner support when many of the things they boast to have happened have been proven false or a fabrication. I like evidential truth. 

HardAssets's picture

The Ukes are using new Star Trek like phasers. So, when they shoot a tank, it glows for a moment and then completely disappears without a trace.


flapdoodle's picture

Those phasers are *so* effective, that not only does the tank glow for a moment and disappear, but the ray goes back into the past and changes it so that tank and its entire crew never existed at all!

Latina Lover's picture

There are many, many writers who have done a much more thorough analysis than I could ever offer.  Keep in mind, however, the following:

-Who benefits?  Did Russia and Novorossiya benefit from the MH17 crash, or was it Kiev and the USSA. Without the takedown of MH17,  EU sanctions against Russia were stalled.

-Why was MH17 diverted into the kill zone by Dnipropetrovsk Air Traffic Control? Why weren't the ATO recordings released, as per Russia's request?

-Why are the Black box recordings not released, and why is there a non-disclosure agreement in place that prevent publishing results without the consent of at least 4 governments?

-Why hasn't the USSA released its satellite photos?

-Why are there puncture holes in the cockpit of MH17, consistent with 30 mm shells?

If Russia and novorossiya are guilty, why doesn't Kiev and Washington release real proof, instead of fake youtube and twitter feeds?


Freddie's picture

Why were the blackbox recordings on 9-11 never released?   Why was there no video at Sandy Hoax?

Steaming_Wookie_Doo's picture

Right! I was trying to think of that Iraqi spokesman. Ya think he moved up to Ukraine?

swmnguy's picture

Supposedly, "Comical Ali" was captured by US forces in Baghdad, questioned, and released.  He turned up in UAE with his family, and as far as anyone seems to know, lives there still and is doing just fine.

"When asked where he had got his information he replied, "authentic sources—many authentic sources".[9] He pointed out that he "was a professional, doing his job"."

Baghdad Bob beats the living crap out of Jen Psaki, at least on that score.  Funnier, too.  Looks better in a banana dress.  Fewer freckles, unless your tastes run in that direction.

Oracle 911's picture

Yeah, and the US gov is the second one.

ChiangMai's picture

tweets beginning at 11:38 am east coast USA time:

these pictures are being passed on as 'Destroyed Russian equipment' when infact, they are old photos.

And this picture allegedly of a destroyed 'Russian tank', it's merely a T-64, which isn't in service in Russia.

tony wilson's picture

i find it very sad and kind of sad that you folks have such a negative attitude towards the zionist nazi of kiev.

yes sad indeed for these folks are lifes victims.

do you mock the camel for his hump.

the penguin for his small penis


 sperm whale for his long schlong dong

would you mock

john tiberious oflarherty potato blight kerry for his exotic oirish names.

no mocking or harse words are needed it is all talmudic nature.



The Frog and the Scorpion

A frog and a scorpion meet on the bank of a stream and the scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" And the scorpion says, "Because if I do, I will drown too."

The frog is satisfied, and they set out. Halfway across, the frog felt a terrible pain -- the scorpion had stung him.

"Why did you sting me?" gasps the frog. "Now we'll both die..."

"I know," replied the scorpion, "but I cannot help myself -- it is my nature."


orson welles

Galahad Threepwood's picture

They cannot get over the fact that the MH17 False Flag failed because the plane did not crash in Russia.


The false flag was a success  - most people believe it

ebworthen's picture

They must have been "economic recovery" tanks, that sprouted mustard seeds and green shoots in their wake.

Stoploss's picture

Looks like Putin is going to need another aid convoy.........

Ha, we got us a convoy, breaker, breaker.

JustObserving's picture

If the New York Times confirms that event, you know it was chimerical.

John McCloy's picture

 This is absurd..So let me get this straight.

1) Last week Ukraine claimed they destroyed a military that did not exist aside from the proof of the embedded MSM journalists at the right place and time who snapped a picture of what could have been anywhere but still intact convoy. An actual convoy with aid crosses over this past weekend..makes a delivery and returns to Russia. Why did they not attack that convoy?

    Is it because it was an actual convoy that existed and they are idiotic enough to believe that if they simply claim they destoryed Russian hardware that Russia will kneejerk and attack or invade Ukraine without first confirming that is what occured? Seems like they are attempting the same thing again...these tanks do not exist and if they do they are repainted CIA plants and will be used as a false flag to pretend Russia had begun an invasion...

   Do they believer anyone buys their bullshit at this point?