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How Serious Is The California Drought?

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A picture paints a thousand words... but these 3 before-and-after images in California (over a period of just 3 years) suggest only 3 words - "What a Disaster"

 

 

 

 

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Mon, 08/25/2014 - 20:49 | 5142885 Theta_Burn
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Its so bad its causing earthquakes...

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 20:54 | 5142900 Sonic the porcupine
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Those lakes and rivers should pick a depth and stick to it. Doesn't nature realize that it is supposed to be a static and unchanging backdrop?

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 20:55 | 5142906 Keyser
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Watch for around 32,000,000 folks to start migrating east... 

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 20:59 | 5142926 max2205
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If you like your lake......fuck you!

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:07 | 5142941 Slave
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So serious that it's been causing out of control inflation for decades, even before the drought started.

Aww, who am I kidding? It's under control.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:10 | 5142967 linniepar
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Clearly Mother Nature is a terrorist and should be placed on the no fly list. 

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 23:34 | 5143533 Hugh G Rection
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Speaking of which..

 

Now would be a good time for that nuclear false flag on Vegas before Mead dries up.

I'm sure Adelson has doubled his insurance already...

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 23:53 | 5143556 Never One Roach
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I know some people who paid an extra $180 grand on top of the house price for their waterfront property. Now, they have a wonderful view of the mud flats. On a 'good day' they may see some frogs.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 23:54 | 5143594 Supernova Born
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Desalination plants powered by human hamster wheels. You can use all you produce for free at your residence.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 23:54 | 5143597 Drunk In Church
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The Californian drought isn't serious at all.  Mother Earth is doing just fine.  I'm tired of all the alarmists.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 00:00 | 5143613 Hugh G Rection
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I'd give a few sleeves of maples for the minutes from that McCain meeting with his ISIS boyfriends...

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 02:17 | 5143765 TahoeBilly2012
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Upwater storage is Lake Almanor of which my family owns one the olders cabins on the Lake (resevoir).

Storage is WAY above the big drought years (see graph!).

The LOWER resevoir, Oroville, the Durden Twins of LA have posted, doesn't mean shit.

Here is the official flows from (Lee Marvins) upwater.

http://www.project2105.org/lake_elevation/pge_almanor2014.pdf

They have learned to keep precious cold water HIGHER to allow the salmon fingerlings to hatch.

Nor Cal ain't out of water yet. The South Central Valley, So Cal (Jew Movie Landia) and Vegas Baby are!

Fuck off and pack a load!

 

lostsierrahoedown.com Sept 18th-21st historic Johnsville Skibowl circa 1860.

 

Here is a taste with headliner Dead Winter Carpenters of West Shore Tahoe

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy5Esh8OLy8

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 02:18 | 5143809 hibou-Owl
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If these are worse photos to sensationalise the topic, then you haven't a problem. I lived in Oz where lakes were dry for years. When I mean dry you could walk across the bottom and not get muddy shoes.

People need to learn ways to conserve, recycle, and do without!

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 06:27 | 5143996 negative rates
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Good time to get in there and check those structures and perform some maintenance, they look to new to be trusted in these troubling times.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 06:36 | 5144009 tonyw
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"conserve, recycle, and do without"  that doesn't sound very american

at least they should be able to do some good maintenance on those bridge supports, if not why not???

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 08:03 | 5144123 JonNadler
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we can't buy enough water with food stamps, (oh excuse me SNAP) and then fill the lake back up. 46 million on food stamps, ten gallons each, maybe 460 million gallons can do something no

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 15:34 | 5146228 MisterMousePotato
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Man, everyone is so negative. This ain't a problem; it's an opportunity (to do some near free maintenance on those bridge foundations, etc. Look at the bright side, Guys.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 06:23 | 5143989 onthesquare
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Are you suggesting the source of salt water would be the radioactive Pacific? 

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 11:49 | 5145074 rosiescenario
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Maybe ab ebola false flag? It is natural and organic.

 

Talking about a complete waste of water, Vegas comes to mind.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:02 | 5145157 rosiescenario
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Maybe ab ebola false flag? It is natural and organic.

 

Talking about a complete waste of water, Vegas comes to mind.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 23:57 | 5147919 HamFistedIdiot
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Thanks for the Vegas False Flag link. It makes a good argument. Glad I don't live there, but I am downwind, so not good if they "pull it".

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 00:48 | 5143708 no bones
Tue, 08/26/2014 - 01:09 | 5143734 Hephaestus
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Great info desertification . http://youtu.be/vpTHi7O66pI

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 02:24 | 5143815 matrix2012
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no bones, thx for the good link

 

California Drought Amazing Satellite Fraud 8 14 14

 

By The HAARP Report

Published on Aug 14, 2014

 

This shows the REAL reason for the California drought (along with chemtrails, of course). It is AMAZING that hurricane Julio is still shown on the visible satellite, but it DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE. The other three satellite images prove that it was destroyed by a HAARP downburst of dry air, on August 13, but on the next day, the visible satellite image is still showing it, like nothing happened.

The tropical depression Julio was killed before it could be pulled over to California, by the jetstream. This would have brought tons of rain to California, and Oregon, but it is now destroyed, so the California drought is extended another month.

The Gakona HAARP kills EVERY low pressure system, while it is still over the Pacific, before it can bring rain to the west coast. Several of my videos prove this is happening, so to hide the breakup of this strong tropical depression, they killed it when it was 2,000 miles from California.

It was killed, very suddenly, over a six hour period, for no apparent reason, while spinning over warm water, and no jetstream to tear it apart. To avoid the suspicion that HAARP did it, they decided to STILL show it on the satellite maps, even though it is GONE!!!

 

The people of California must start talking about who is buying up their private water rights. You will find many land owners have sold out, for large sums of money, and the people who bought those rights are the prime suspect in the man-made California drought.

 

A comment there: "CA is the salad bowl of the US and is NOT a GMO' ed state! Another reason for the drought effect by the mad scientists."

 

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 15:37 | 5146241 MisterMousePotato
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Doesn't anyone read the papers? The problem in California is 'white flight', as clearly depicted in this satellite photograph from an official site:

http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/infocus/cadrought032714/s_c03_RTX17IKX...

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:11 | 5142971 sushi
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If people would stop drinking the stuff we wouldn't have these problems.

 

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:18 | 5142989 TahoeBilly2012
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The Feather can fill up in a heart beat. This is Nor Cal bitchez.

The snow will fly and the salmon will spawn, Nor Cal will make it...it's those idiots down south that won't make it.

Nor Cal will always thrive bitchez.

FYI Burning Man is on "mud hold" as it just poured all over the Northern Sierra.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:52 | 5143135 sylviasays
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"The snow will fly and the salmon will spawn, Nor Cal will make it...it's those idiots down south that won't make it."

Those idiots in SoCal will make it because they steal a good portion of NorCal's water. 

Sacramento has two large rivers that flow through it but has the most draconian water restrictions in the State to keep most of the water flowing south. 


Mon, 08/25/2014 - 22:14 | 5143163 garypaul
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yes.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 23:02 | 5143426 R-502
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UMMM, Sacramento residences don't even have fucking water meters.  :P

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 00:45 | 5143703 BandGap
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I know I paid a flat rate of $52 a month when I lived there 20 years ago. Why would a meter be necessary when the city says what I should pay?

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 01:14 | 5143745 TahoeBilly2012
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My Father managed the hydro at this lake for 40 years. This is NOT Lake Mead and never will be, get that shit straight. Oregon doesn't have a shed like this! The Feather will always re fill.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 07:38 | 5144092 Cruel Aid
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R u kidding? how can you be controlled if they don't have data on you. I hv 2 friggin meters, so they can keep track of my house and shop. I pay double meter fee.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:59 | 5143159 Stuck on Zero
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San Francisco steals all of its water from the Hetch Hetchy.  Absolutely destroying one of the greatest natural sites in the world.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 23:12 | 5143462 TahoeBilly2012
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SF has been stealin that water forever. The eco system has already adapted. Imagine the lunkers at the bottom of Hetch Hetchy if you could get a lure down there.

 

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 23:19 | 5143485 Four chan
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the un is telling ignorant detroiters water is a right and absolutely free and the obomaites have bit the hook. why are they so stupid?

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 23:37 | 5143546 Oldwood
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Detroit and Chicago will sign a deal to sell great lakes water to California by way of the Great Obama Pipeline, paid for with government Obama bonds. Canada will sue and then agree that socialist redistribution applies to water as well as all other property. 

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 01:00 | 5143726 TahoeBilly2012
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3 winters ago I skied 15 feet of snow on July 5th. A drought in Nor Cal isn't teh same as a drought in So Cal. Granted the Central Valley goes offline the nation eats Chilean veggies year round. That said, Nor Cal will always be an oasis for the hunter/gatherer who can make his way. So Cal and Vegas Baby are a complete and seperate can of worms.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 23:17 | 5143478 A Nanny Moose
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Amen. Water in the west is just another Government "solution"

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 23:09 | 5143457 R-502
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Lake Shasta is as bad or worse but they keep releasing heavy for the smelt and salmon runs. If you go to Whiskeytown Lake its full to the brim.... Just saying maybe they shouldn't release so much. :P

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 23:21 | 5143496 Carpenter1
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I get a kick out of the californians telling us it's not that bad, overblown by press, etc. 

Their fear is palpable. 

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 22:00 | 5143176 BlindMonkey
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Mr Yellen can just print water. Right?

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 22:53 | 5143398 TheRideNeverEnds
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Well she can print the money to buy the water from, uh... the chinese? 

 

oh wait no they are already buying their water from us.

 

hmmm

 

Hey look over there!  The Emmys!

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 01:12 | 5143743 PhysicalRealm
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I spent 45 years in So CA.  So CA is a desert and yes of course there are droughts, it's a regular thing.

I'll consider thinking it's serious when gold courses turn brown and there's no longer any water in the swimming pools.

This is all about money.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 21:39 | 5147461 mkkby
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I love it when morons say they lived somewhere a long time ago and assume nothing changed.

A lot of muni course closed or were sold to private companies because they couldn't afford the water.  But yes -- nothing will be solved until people pay the actual cost of their water.  It's all wasted because the subsidized prices are artificially low.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 02:43 | 5143825 Sandmann
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I they stopped drinking it from swimming pools, sprinkler systems, dishwashers, and washing machines they would probably be okay......but civilisations die out when the water evaporates

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 09:57 | 5144555 Dr Strangemember
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Folks in Cali need to just get smaller boats... it's all relative guys.

Oh, and isn't California basically a desert?  Last time I lived there it was.  What do you expect?  Nothing to see here guys... move on.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:04 | 5142948 camaro68ss
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California needs to pass a law mandating that it needs to rain more, should help.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:36 | 5143065 sixsigma cygnus...
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California will soon run out of Nevada and Oregon's water too, 'cause we're all in it together right?

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:37 | 5143075 trulz4lulz
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LoLd hard on that. so hard.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 22:32 | 5143313 Poundsand
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As a Left Coast resident my entire life, this isn't anything new.  Those aren't really lakes, those are reservoirs.  We have these things called "winter" and it drops a lot of snow.  They fill up and slowly release the water all summer long and into the fall before they fill up again the next year.

They would be fuller, but the EPA mandates that we release more than we need to to help the various fish.  If one isn't endangered, just give them time, they'll find one.  At least they've given up the idea of making us tear the dams down.  At least for now.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 00:16 | 5143654 cougar_w
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No snow.

Hasn't snowed for years. You said you were a local?

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 02:59 | 5143841 chumbawamba
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Dude, it snows.  The resorts are doing OK.  And when there isn't any or a lot of snow, they make it, which means they have water.

There's plenty of water.  I turn on the tap, it flows.  A drought is Mother Nature's way of reminding us to use resources wisely.  The reservoirs are emptying because people insist on having lawns, the most useless vegetation ever cultivated by man.  That's why we have parks: you want to walk in the grass?  Go to the park.  Otherwise, grow a garden.

-Chumbz.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 04:19 | 5143888 Skateboarder
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You made it! (read: "you built that")

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 10:41 | 5144801 LetsGetPhysical
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Had RECORD snow in 2011. It was over the tops of the trees. I couldn't MTB in Tahoe until almost August! This too will pass. 

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 23:19 | 5143484 A Nanny Moose
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Socialism always works until you run out of other peoples'.....water

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 00:33 | 5143685 Nick Jihad
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Cuz "government" is the word we use to describe the things we do together. :-)

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:59 | 5143171 I Write Code
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Governator Brown just declared he's passed a budget amortizing the drought over the next 100 years so there's no current problem.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 22:04 | 5143186 BlindMonkey
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If they outlaw dry weather, only outlaws will have dry weather.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 22:01 | 5143166 Escrava Isaura
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And the same is happening in Brazil "Rio Paraiba".

It's so bad that the barges in Sao Paulo can't move. Where the rive "Rio Paraiba" meets the ocean (north of Rio de Janeiro), the river is so weak, that the ocean is pushing up the river, thus the people can’t use its water because it is so salty.

My mother lives north of Rio, so she tells me these things.

She also told me that the local authorities are warning the people that the oil is not as much as they thought.

She then tells me that I am lucky because US has oil for 100 years.

I don’t know if I should laugh…. Or, if I should start crying!

 

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 20:59 | 5142927 knukles
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Resturants are closing restrooms and using Port-A-Potties.  Want water?  Pay for it, 3 oz glass.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:03 | 5142939 in4mayshun
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On the upshot, one can find great bargains on Seadoos and Waverunners

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:28 | 5143031 himaroid
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Also get to watch those hot Cali bikini babes sashay much farther to get to the water.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:40 | 5143080 Miffed Microbio...
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Ok, you must be stoned or haven't been to Cali in sometime. The plethora of bikini beach babes vanished quite awhile ago. Shamu is no longer confined to Sea World. Also, he has the sense not to wear a bikini 10 sizes too small.

Miffed;-)

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:45 | 5143099 himaroid
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Et tu Cali?

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 22:08 | 5143200 BlindMonkey
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Because Tony Wilson on another thread....

http://youtu.be/b2yjhau66lM

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 22:44 | 5143359 trulz4lulz
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That dude in the bikini can really get down.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 23:40 | 5143553 Ms. Erable
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Imagine your average Wally World shopper mostly nude and you'll get an accurate mental picture of the view on SoCal beaches.

And you probably just threw up in your mouth a little, didn't ya?

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 10:50 | 5144831 HughK
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The hotties in bikinis are mostly on the coast, where water levels are rising, not falling.

The the ones that swim in the reservoirs may not b a cute, but they're way better at rigging trotlines.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:26 | 5142969 himaroid
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That wiped that schadenfreude fucking smile right off of my face.

Tell them to go here.....http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-08-25/spotting-next-detroit-americas-...

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:29 | 5143038 Kirk2NCC1701
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Sign at state border: "Keep out. Do not Californicate our State!"

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:40 | 5143079 WhackoWarner
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Nope. The USA will just amend their theme song of "What the Fuck are you doing sitting on our oil?"  To include "What the fuck are you doing with OUR WATER?  There you go Canada, you are even darker toast"

Hail Harper.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 22:00 | 5143173 August
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Harper Rulez!!!!

Our man.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 22:31 | 5143307 pakled
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Then Keyser, that 32 mil should read that other post today with the list of depopulating cities. Should be some room there...

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 22:48 | 5143372 ArkansasAngie
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Lordy ... please don't move.  Stay put.  It will surely start raining sooner than later.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 22:50 | 5143387 Fred Hayek
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Look for the movie of "The Wrath of Grapes" about workers at a now defunct California vineyard making their way to Oklahoma hoping for a new start. The natives are contemptuous of the "Calis" as they call them.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 23:21 | 5143494 SilverRhino
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Fucktards will pick Texas to fuck up next.  Mark my words.  

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 01:09 | 5143740 TBT or not TBT
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They've fucked up Austin. 

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 00:17 | 5143655 oooBooo
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Nahh... watch the political class have the great lakes pumped west.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 09:08 | 5144347 Agstacker
Mon, 08/25/2014 - 20:54 | 5142903 zorba THE GREEK
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Nothing's gooder than' wooder '[water]

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:26 | 5143025 Freddie
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California voted for this - TWICE!   They need MORE illegal aliens.    There are some good people in CA but most are lib scum. 

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 23:05 | 5143438 bilejones
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Just like Europe, the South West is suffering the unforseen consequences of stealing other peoples land.

The Swiss don't seem to be suffering much from this.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 00:18 | 5143657 cougar_w
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California voted for ... no rain?

You're kinda baked, aren't you?

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 23:13 | 5143463 JLee2027
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Repenting of sin and praying to the Lord for rain couldn't hurt.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 01:15 | 5143751 gimme-gimme-gimme
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Not to call BS, but I am going to go out on a limb and say the pics are either wrong with the dates or out right fakes. Please provide some real documented proof.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 02:06 | 5143795 Dakota Kid
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Keep up the chem-trailing. Everytime we had a low pressure front come through California last winter, they sprayed and we only got a trace of precipitation. Starve the serfs by depriving them of water. It's all a part of global depopulation plan by the elites. No food=starvation.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 10:51 | 5144829 quasimodo
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They must be working overtime there then. Has not been shit for chemtrailing here in the midwest and it's been much wetter than normal, at least here in my locale.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 20:54 | 5142904 disabledvet
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That's why when the Founding Fathers thought "but where do we put Hollywood?" they all agreed "in California."

Just read the minutes from that August gathering in Philadelphia in 1789..., everything anyone needs to know was decided then and there.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 22:06 | 5143197 Stuck on Zero
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FYI.  Hollywood was created by cheating scum trying to evade patent infringement lawsuits by Thomas Edison. 

 

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 09:14 | 5144382 sleigher
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And we all know who runs hollywood...

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 20:55 | 5142905 Muppet
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ZH: whats up with the 'Date ARAB women' ads?   C'mon, admit its a great joke.   Can't be serious.  Right?

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 20:59 | 5142924 Raymond K Hessel
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It's all the comments about Russians, Arabs, Muslims, Chinese...etc and then all the talk about whoring, selling souls, fucking, etc....

Google Ads puts them two together and comes up with AnastasiaDate, Chinesewives.com, etc

 

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 22:38 | 5143336 Jim in MN
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Strange that there aren't more ads for dating Federal Reserve bankers......

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 00:00 | 5143612 GooseShtepping Moron
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I volunteer to lay the wood to Christina Kirchner, if it helps resolve the Argentine credit crisis. (It's strictly for the good of the world, see...)

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:12 | 5142968 samsara
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I believe the ads are personalized by your browsing history. I don't see those. Clear your cache.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:16 | 5142991 conscious being
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You win a prize. But its not just browsing. Could be emails, phone calls,etc. as well.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:50 | 5143121 OldPhart
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Google adblock pro...it works.  It's free. And I don't have any ads.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:53 | 5143140 Keyser
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I was going to say, what ads?  I only wish I had ad block for Android... 

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 10:32 | 5144749 cornedmutton
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AdAway

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 00:06 | 5143627 Maxter
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I have ad block pro, but I disabled it for this website ad I want to give some money to the Tylers.

I recommand you all do the same.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:52 | 5143139 Greenskeeper_Carl
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Ya, but that doesn't explain why I get them every time I come to the site on Tor. When I open a new browser window, I have no internet history that google ads on here can detect, so even if I WAS looking at that all the time, ZH's google ads wouldn't know about it. Maybe it just thinks that because I am coming from a weird exit node, because every time I go to google with Tor it is in some random Eastern European language. Any ideas as to why from some more computer savvy people would be welcome.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 22:09 | 5143209 Seize Mars
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Bah. Tor is 100% an NSA invention.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 09:19 | 5144399 sleigher
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that still provides a good amount of anonymity.  Yes, they had a hand in it, and yes they have trouble tracking and finding people who use it.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 22:15 | 5143236 Uncle Sugar
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If that was true they'd be naked (and likely nailed).

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 00:41 | 5143694 Nick Jihad
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Fer Gawd's sake, don't clear your cache. If you are getting AnastiaDating and ChinesWives ads, consider yourself fortunate!  Once you get the bearded twerp in the "manly clothing" ad, or still worse the pajama-boy-wanabe in the "smart underwear" ad, you'll be pining for Anastasia!

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:51 | 5143123 TheReplacement
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I totally would... after Bugs Bunny takes a trimmer to Gossamer.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 22:12 | 5143222 BlindMonkey
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"ZH: whats up with the 'Date ARAB women' ads? C'mon, admit its a great joke. Can't be serious. Right?"

I love the Russian girls but man oh man, I just seem to lose my head around the Arab women.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 22:39 | 5143341 Jim in MN
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Well, the Ukraine girls really knock me out

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 00:42 | 5143698 Nick Jihad
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It's true - they leave the West behind.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 20:55 | 5142910 trulz4lulz
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Print moar water! All kidding aside though. California is going to need to outsource its cannabis production somewhere. THey wont be able to keep growing indoor grass with no water. Shit grows great in the Great Lakes region. Too bad Nestle is stealing the water there too.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:56 | 5143151 Greenskeeper_Carl
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That's actually not a bad idea. Paper water. Pester backed credit default swaps, water backed securities. Water futures contracts with 100 paper gallons for each real gallo of water. Then, we could all short the shit out of it. That way water would always be cheap and plentiful, and we would get rich on the process. Who wants to invest, bitchez?

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 22:13 | 5143229 BlindMonkey
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You can't arbitrage water.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 00:16 | 5143652 IridiumRebel
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Yes you can.....

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 00:16 | 5143653 IridiumRebel
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Yes you can.....

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 20:57 | 5142915 zerozulu
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<---We are done, well done.

<---We are toasted.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 20:57 | 5142916 himaroid
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That's one way to kill hydrilla.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 00:20 | 5143662 cougar_w
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Har har! I could tell you stories about hydrilla ...

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 20:58 | 5142920 Reaper
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What will the illegals drink?

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:01 | 5142931 in4mayshun
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Mexicans are used to not drinking the water anyway...

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:25 | 5143022 Suisse
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Soda.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:29 | 5143032 Freddie
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LOL!  Corn syrup soda and shitty beer.  The little mexican kids often times look like balloons.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 00:15 | 5143647 IridiumRebel
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Or piñatas....grab the stick. Jorge? Put the fanta down and come here....

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 10:45 | 5144817 HughK
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Witness the racism found in the ZH comment threads reaching the point where someone is advocating for the beating of children of a certain race.  

Iridium, are you channeling Jaan Viik?

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 15:29 | 5146210 hoos bin pharteen
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Brawndo.  It's got electrolytes.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 23:31 | 5143525 A Nanny Moose
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Corona

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 20:57 | 5142921 malek
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Are we now having articles like that every week, even though the next chance to have a change on the situation is around December? (when the rain season usually starts)

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:05 | 5142954 nmewn
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Don't bog it down with details malek, this is central planning at its finest! The CVP said it could control & regulate Mother Nature!

This is Nirvana!!!

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:19 | 5143007 Bollixed
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Another ZHer posted this link last week, (thank you), and I shared it with a scientist who had worked in this field decades ago. His reply back to me was essentially, "WOW! We were doing that years ago but I had no idea how far the technologies had come." Here's the link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OsYG5emdZp8

Well worth the watch...

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 22:11 | 5143224 pakled
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+ 1. This is the best comment I've read on this post. Just watched the video. It is actually more credible than the benchmark documentary on the subject of chem trails; What in the World are they Spraying?

 

We have people in our community that get physically sick the day after spraying occurs. Took years to make the correlation. Whood uh thunk citizens would be bombarded by sickness from above? To paraphrase what Jim Kirk once said about Khan...'We weren't thinking three dimensionally.

 

 

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 22:16 | 5143246 acetinker
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Thanks, Bollixed.  Where I live, the spraying has nearly stopped.  Dunno if it's because of this guys work or just that the agenda has changed.  Either way, I'm thankful.  BTW, anybody seen Flakmeister lately?

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 23:21 | 5143495 Calmyourself
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She is investigating the Methane plumes off the East coast, seem to be warming something or other..  But no worries she says the models know all..

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 20:58 | 5142925 nwskii
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Trees don't seem to mind

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:32 | 5143055 Hobo Sapien
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Those are native Oak trees, they're adapted to CA's semi-arid conditions, though they do seem to be dropping acorns earlier than usual maybe this year, (I'm in Oroville & could hit the park's Visitor Center with a Discraft Ultrastar from here if not for all the oaks.) "Lake" Oroville is a reservoir, not a lake - it's a flooded river canyon, its level depends on both river inputs and the releases made by the human engineers to downstream buyers. Funny thing, the golf course here isn't brown yet. I don't play, I agree with Carlin on this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4w7H48tBS8

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 00:23 | 5143669 cougar_w
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It's only the pools and sod lawns that suffer.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 01:18 | 5143755 Hobo Sapien
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oh hey CW, like your posts. My sister and her family were up here a month ago, talk turned to the drought. My boomer dad w/ Alzheimer's was bragging about how they'll never catch him watering.

I said, "Look out back at the park. (Oaks, Gray Pine, tall grass.) All the land up here "wants" to go back to that. Don't mean to anthropomorphize - I mean the energy gradient flows that way. It takes a ridiculous amount of time, energy, water, and poisons to maintain these stupid landscapes, as if..."

Malinvestments are fractal, and have been going on for far too long. The correction will be harsh.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:00 | 5142930 Democratic koolaid
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioPa1URjZ_Y

what is the Continental shelf floating up apon? nothing?

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:03 | 5142940 Magnum
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Need more immigrants to settle in California.  Doubling population since 1980 hasn't had much of an effect on the use of natural resources.  Heck, what are ya, raciss?

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:04 | 5142944 world_debt_slave
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prime development

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:04 | 5142946 GuidoFawkes
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I figured the drought was over out there judging from the morons all over the 'tubes pouring a fucking bucket of ice water on their heads.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 22:42 | 5143354 Buster Cherry
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I dumped a bucket of icewater on my daughter since she was.playing along with the ALS thing....what she didn't know was that I salted the ice.

 

Hoooweeee! She sure.let.out.quite a yell......

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 00:22 | 5143667 Maxter
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what happen when you salt the ice?

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 01:08 | 5143733 nc551
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You don't live in a place with winter?  It lowers the freezing temperature... you can get the water well below 32 F.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 01:17 | 5143754 Urban Roman
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gets colder

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:06 | 5142955 Trucker Glock
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I wonder how toxic the water gets with that much less dilution.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:09 | 5142961 Hubbs
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The solution to pollution is dilution.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:14 | 5142980 trulz4lulz
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THe solution to population is dillution.

Went ahead and fixed that for you.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 01:04 | 5143730 IndyPat
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Water is for fucking toilets anyway.

Drink Brawndo.

Mon, 08/25/2014 - 21:08 | 5142959 Nadine of Tyrol
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The biggest threat to water supplies in California is the stategov and fedgov.  The bulk of the surface water from seasonal rains and snow pack is collected in resevoirs, whose water release is controlled by stategov and fedgov.  Just ask the farmers in San Jaquin Valley.  To note, I have seen years where we had well above average rainfall and Shasta and Trinity Lakes were very low by this time of year.  And to make matters worse, plans are in play to destroy several of the dams already in place in Northern California.  California does not need to have water problems; at least not in the north.  California is on an 11 year El Nino cycle and this can be planned for with the water storage in place.  But that would assume that intelligent minds were in control of the reins of power.

http://cdec.water.ca.gov/cdecapp/resapp/resDetailOrig.action?resid=ORO

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