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An American In ISIS: Meet Doug McCain, One Dead Jihadist

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Perhaps the only question emerging from this profile of the first document US citizen casualty fighting for the Islamic State, whose name earlier was revealed as Douglas McAuthur McCain, is whether he and John are related.

From NBC:

The battle in itself seemed tragically normal. Two Syrian opposition groups fought and there were heavy casualties on both sides. Then victorious rebels rifled through the pockets of the dead. One contained about $800 in cash -- and an American passport.

 

Douglas McAuthur McCain, of San Diego, California, was killed over the weekend fighting for the Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham (ISIS), according to the Free Syrian Army. Photos of McCain's passport and of his body -- which feature a distinctive neck tattoo -- have been seen by NBC News. According to an activist linked to the Free Syrian Army who also saw the body and travel document, McCain was among three foreign jihadis fighting with ISIS who died during the battle.

 

Senior administration officials told NBC News they were aware that McCain was killed in Syria, adding that they believe dozens of Americans have gone there to fight with extremist groups - including, but not limited to, ISIS.

Actually, on second thought it appears there is no relation.

The spin cycle has already been engaged: McCain may be dead, but the treat that countless others like him have returned to the US to perpetrate, gasp, acts of terrorism on US soil is very much alive:

"The threat we are most concerned about to the homeland is that of fighters like this returning to the U.S. and committing acts of terrorism," a senior administration official told NBC News.

 

NBC News has contacted several members of McCain’s family and dozens of friends – including his mother, sister, aunts and cousins. A woman who said she was McCain's aunt confirmed that he had "passed" and referred calls to McCain’s mother.

 

McCain, 33, called himself "Duale ThaslaveofAllah" on Facebook and his Twitter bio reads: "It's Islam over everything."

...

After he graduated, McCain stuck around the Twin Cities for at least a while. Public records searches show several run-ins with the law. One mugshot of a Douglas McAuthur McCain details an arrest in 2000 at the age of 19 in New Hope on charges of disorderly conduct. Another arrest record – also from New Hope - shows the same man was arrested again in 2006 and booked on charges of obstruction. The mugshot from that arrest also clearly appears to be McCain – and has the same neck tattoo that is seen in Facebook photos of McCain on his "Duale ThaslaveofAllah" account - and the body found on the Syrian battlefield. NBC News confirmed on Tuesday that he was convicted of both charges.

Gradually the profile shifts to religion: "Around 2004, McCain "reverted" to Islam, according to his Twitter feed. "

McCain’s online life also painted the picture of a devout Muslim who deeply loved his family – along with Pizza Hut and hip-hop. His likes on Facebook ranged from “Quaran and Hadith” to “The Khilafah in Universe,” “A Way to Paradise” to “Craziest Street Fights,” “The American Comedy Co.” to “The Black Flag.”

 

“Allah keeps me going day and night. Without Allah, I am no one,” read one photo post. Others took a darker turn – posts featured the black flag of ISIS and other militant propaganda photos. In September 2010, he posted an ominous image: “They are coming back soldiers of Allah.”

 

A MySpace profile linked to Duale – and with the same images as elsewhere on social media – contains similar messages, with pictures of the sometime rapper striking poses. In one photo, he clutches a Quran. “The quran is all I need in this life of sin,” reads another caption.

We also learn about his exciting crusade to reach the promised Islamic land:

On April 3, McCain retweeted the full English translation of the speech of Abu Muhammad al-Adnani – the spokesman for ISIS.

 

Soon after, it appears that McCain’s travels took him to Turkey, a common jihadi route into Syria. Three people told NBC News that they met McCain – who they referred to as Duale – three months ago in in the Istanbul neighborhood of Sultanahmet. Two said they met him at the Burger King, where they ate and talked about the NBA.

 

U.S. officials have said “a small handful” of Americans are believed to be fighting with ISIS. Earlier this month, a new ISIS propaganda video claimed to feature an American citizen. And in July, chilling video emerged purporting to show the first American to carry out a suicide attack in Syria burning his U.S. passport and issuing threats against the West. The video of Moner Mohammad Abusalha, who grew up in Florida, underscored concerns about the flow of foreign fighters to Syria.

Finally NBC goes through McCain's social networking habits which readers can uncover on their own here.

So the good news: unlike in the UK, so far there are no proposals to automatically assume that anyone traveling to Syria, or Iraq, or Turkey for that matter is a terrorist.

As for the bad news: prepare to be inundated with many more such profiles, because one never knows when the "converted US Muslims" who have returned from the Islamic State, and mingle among the broader population, decide to strike. Which is why it is best to let Uncle Sam handle all of your personal security, and while at it, let's all just put that NSA "spying on everyone" nonsense in the past: after all without the constant threat that the US-created ISIS "scourge" will come to the US and blow building up and/or hijack airplanes, it may be problematic for the NSA to continue defending its ongoing existence made so public in the aftermath of the Snowden whistleblowing revelations.

 

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Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:55 | 5146538 RobD
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If McCain had a Jihadi son he would look like......?

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:01 | 5146569 0b1knob
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Douglas McAuthur McCain???????????????????

I mean really.   The people in the psyops propaganda department of the CIA are just fucking with us now.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:08 | 5146607 Chupacabra-322
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Worth another Re Re post:

Imagine a room full of Pure Evil Psycopathic Criminal CIA Scum Fucks attempting to script together more False Narratives, PsyOp & Propaganda The American People / The World aren't buying any more.

The whole illusion has completely spun out of thier control. Amateurs.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:15 | 5146641 Liberal
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As a staunch liberal, all I want to know is who is responsible for his death: White people or Caucasian folks?

Because I smell racism all over his death.  I do!

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:22 | 5146674 john39
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mind games being played by tptb...  war on terror is soon coming home.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:31 | 5146708 Liberal
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Duh...It's already here.  Which is why we should all turn in our guns and trust the government to protect us. 

 

In Gov I trust ... Because Obama.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:42 | 5146785 john39
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wait until they start the random attacks...

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:08 | 5146872 Latina Lover
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Re: Dead Doug McCain, like I care /sarc off.  Kardashians are more interesting.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:15 | 5146889 john39
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as posted below, the size of her ass is perplexing to say the least.   can't decide, photoshop, or silicone.   has to be one, or both.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:15 | 5147066 SilverIsKing
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Don't say it.  There's another ISIS member named Abraham Lincoln Romney.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:29 | 5147123 Liberal
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I knew it!

We liberals knew all along...that it was the Republicans who are the real enemy!

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 20:04 | 5147210 Vampyroteuthis ...
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I always think it is befitting since Isis is a Egyptian diety.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isis

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 20:24 | 5147254 Manthong
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“is whether he and John are related.”

F’n A --  of course they are..

Are you blind?

Can’t you see the resemblance to Megan?

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 20:58 | 5147350 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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John McCain's love child with Aunt Jemima

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 00:06 | 5147943 Drunk In Church
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Poor Doug.  Just another Muslim without a clue.  Now he's in hell looking for his virgins.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 22:38 | 5147665 Wait What
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I just finished reading Cryptonomicon (Stephenson is freakin' great!) and the 1st thought that came to mind as I read the caption is "Douglas Macarthur Shaftoe is REAL?!?!?!!"

almost shit myself.

suffice it to say, I was thoroughly disappointed by the click-bait i fell for.

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 03:21 | 5152791 Ralph Spoilsport
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Did you like the Enoch Root character? You should read Stephenson's The Baroque Cycle which takes place from Colonial times through Issac Newton taking over the British Pound. Enoch Root is in these books and it's the same guy, not the ancestor of the one in Cryptonomicon. Timeless indeed.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 21:26 | 5147422 MalteseFalcon
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If Lindsay Lohan Graham had a son it would be a miracle.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 03:13 | 5148193 Major Malfunction
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Anyone else remember ISIS, from Saturday morning Toons (although it was 'live-action', and not a cartoon) (back when 'Saturday Morning TV' was actually a thing)?

Something Filmation (the folks behind SHAZAM!) began in 1975, with JoAnna Cameron as the lady who finds the magickal amulet allowing her to transform into ... "O Mighty ISIS!"

 

Ahh, fun stuff.  Always enjoyed SHAZAM more, tho.  Filmation actually brought Captain Marvel in for a guest spot on at least one ISIS episode ... possibly two..

 

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:14 | 5146885 NotApplicable
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If only McCain had had a non-distinctive neck tattoo...

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 21:02 | 5147358 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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Lincoln–Kennedy coincidences urban legend
  • Both presidents were elected to the House of Representatives in '46.
  • Both presidents were elected to the presidency in '60.
  • Lincoln defeated incumbent Vice President John C. Breckenridge for the presidency in 1860; Kennedy defeated incumbent Vice President Richard M. Nixon for the presidency in 1960.
  • Both their predecessors left office in their seventies and retired to PennsylvaniaJames Buchanan, whom Lincoln succeeded, retired to Lancaster Township;Dwight D. Eisenhower, whom Kennedy succeeded, retired to Gettysburg.
  • Both their Vice Presidents and successors were Southern Democrats named Johnson (Andrew Johnson and Lyndon Johnson) who were born in '08.
  • Both presidents were concerned with the problems of black Americans and made their views strongly known in '63. Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamationin 1862, which became law in 1863. In 1963, Kennedy presented his reports to Congress on Civil Rights, and the same year was the famous March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom.
  • Both presidents were shot on a Friday in the presence of their wives. Both Fridays preceded a major holiday observed within the week.
  • Both presidents were accompanied by another couple.
  • The male companion of the other couple was wounded by the assassin.
  • Both presidents had a son die during their presidency.
  • Lincoln was shot by John Wilkes Booth at Ford's Theatre; Kennedy was shot by Lee Harvey Oswald in a Lincoln automobile, made by Ford.
  • Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy who told him not to go to the theatre; Kennedy had a secretary named Evelyn Lincoln who warned him not to go to Dallas.
  • Both presidents' last names have 7 letters.
  • There are 6 letters in each Johnson's first name.
  • After shooting Lincoln, Booth ran from a theatre to a warehouse; after shooting Kennedy, Oswald ran from a warehouse to a theatre.
  • Both Johnsons were succeeded as President in '69 by Republicans whose mothers were named Hannah.
  • Both assassins died in the same month as their victim in a state adjacent to the state of their birth.
  • Both assassins were Southern white males born in the late '30s, who were in their mid-20s.
  • Both assassins were killed before being tried, by men who were reared in the North, changed their name as adults, and were bachelors.
  • Both assassins had 15 letters in their name
  • Both were shot in the head
  • Tue, 08/26/2014 - 21:28 | 5147435 Freddie
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    Both were against central banks and fiat money.  Look it up.  Every President killed or shot was.  McKinley was for bi-metalism or gold and silver as currency.  McKinley seemed like he was a pretty good guy too.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 21:55 | 5147526 Seize Mars
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    Agreed. Here is my summary of American History:

    (20 year charters for corporations)

    1782 Bank of North America
    Founder imprisoned for fraud and other abuses
    Charter expired in 1802

    1791 1st Bank of the US
    1811 Charter expired; renewal defeated by a single vote

    War of 1812 ??

    1816 2nd Bank of the US
    1832 President Andrew Jackson promised to veto renewal
    1835 Asassination attempt (survived)
    1836 Charter expired

    Lincoln prints paper money to fund the Civil War
    1863 National Banking Act (20 yr charter)
    1864 Linclon speaks against paper money banking
    1864 Lincoln Assassinated

    1881 President James Garfield opposes renewal of the National Bank Act
    1881 Garfield Assassinated
    1882 Bank charter renewed ("2nd Charter Period" begins)

    1901 President McKinley opposes renewal of Nat'l Bank
    1901 President McKinley assassinated

    1902 President Teddy Roosevelt approves renewal (3rd Charter Period) (He is a member of a NY banking family)

    1912 Taft loses election to Wilson (Roosevelt entered and split the ticket)

    Dec 23 1913. Permanent Charter of Central Bank.

    1962 President Kennedy gives "Secrecy is Repugnant" speech denouncing Federal Reserve
    1963 Kennedy authorizes by executive order, Treasury backed "Silver Certificates"
    November 1963 JFK Assassinated

     

    Thu, 08/28/2014 - 02:53 | 5148132 fleur de lis
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    The War of 1812 war triggered by the refusal of Congress to renew the Charter in 1811 since it was unConstitutional. In those days they actually upheld their oaths and adhered to the Constitution. Meantime, back in London Nathan Rothschild was furious that his bank scam didn't get renewed. "Teach those impudent Americans a lesson. Bring them back to Colonial status." So the British Navy was launched against America and the fighting ensued. They got the Charter again but years later Andrew Jackson was the next one who refused to play along. Eventually they got it in 1913 and the world got a hideous war the following year. 

    This has more details on 1812 http://www.corbettreport.com/articles/20080202_american_revolution.htm 

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:26 | 5146915 Kirk2NCC1701
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    "wait until they start the random attacks..."

    ... is when some Exceptional Marksmen pop a cap in their ass.

    Long Open Carry and Concealed Carry.  Short the odds of this happening in places like TX, where they'll get their asses handed to them.  CA or NY OTH...

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 20:26 | 5147265 The Gooch
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    You're not factoring in the majority of non-compliant gun owners.

    Fuck You Cuomo.

    You too, Jerry.

    Molon Labe.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 21:43 | 5147479 g speed
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    do you mean like Killeen, Texas  ???

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 22:35 | 5147658 rehypothecator
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    No, back then CCW was banned in restaurants, causing a CCW holder Suzanna Gratia (Hupp) to leave her gun in her car, so she could go inside and eat with her parents without fearing a felony conviction.  Both of whom were murdered there.  So she ran as a politician on the platform of making carry in restaurants legal, and she was successful, and now it's legal in TX.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1u0Byq5Qis  Relevant quote starts at 2:00.    

    Nice try, though.  Red for you.  

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:04 | 5147020 TheGardener
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    Always thought France would beat ISIS on that caliphate thing.

    Putin to the rescue to secure the Atlantic coast of the newly European Panslavic Nation. German freecorps by the ready in the millions if taught on eternal betrayals...

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:36 | 5147149 hungrydweller
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    too many there

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:31 | 5147124 Antifaschistische
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    Neck Tattoo appears to end in "FEW".

    I'm trying to guess what went before that.

    THE FEW, I HATE CURFEW, etc... I'm sure he's making ISIS proud.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:18 | 5146894 mc225
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    'cuz obama'

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:31 | 5146715 Chupacabra-322
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    Ever notice the Lone down votes on comments that call out the Criminals? It's the Lone piece of shit Pure Evil Psycopathic Criminal CIA / NSA "Agent Smiths" on the Threads.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:48 | 5146816 LasVegasDave
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    wrong again, loser.

    Its us rag tag, bitter enders, who think that accountability and personal responsability are values greater than crazy psychopath conspiracy theories espoused by misanthropic wierdos

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:24 | 5146906 Jendrzejczyk
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    Why are you still posing as an American?

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:50 | 5146980 Chupacabra-322
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    The Eye Opener Report - "We Tortured Some Folks." - War Criminal Obama.

    Language is the great tool of the tyrants. It always has been, and always will be. Patriots are expected to abide by a PATRIOT Act that destroys their Bill of Rights, support “surgical strikes” against “enemy combatants” by the Department of “Defense,” and cheer the award of the Nobel Peace Prize to those who wage war. Find out more about the doublespeak that underpins our political unreality on this week’s edition of The Eyeopener Report with James Corbett. - See more at:

    http://www.boilingfrogspost.com/2014/08/14/the-eyeopener-report-we-tortu...

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:18 | 5147071 SilverIsKing
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    When do we get to see the festive and colorful nuclear light show?

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:22 | 5147089 nmewn
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    Just before the highly entertaining clubbing with sticks & rocks finale! ;-)

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:03 | 5147010 nmewn
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    I think we need to get a grip here.

    No American likes to be spied on (without proof of criminality the act itself is a crime) or desires to live in a police state and if the little mini-me jihadis who study the Quran or are infected with the propaganda to come away with the idea that Islam and Sharia Law must be spread by the sword (how could they not?) let them go meet their maker "in peace" somewhere else.

    However, if the little zealots scream aloooo akbar and produce a weapon around me or my family I'm going to double tap their ass and dump them in the closest dumpster.

    You can write it down, frame it or do whatever you want with it. They'll be treated as just another thug by me.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:43 | 5147160 Borrow Owl
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    Shoot

    Shovel.

    Shut up.

     

    Vermin: 0  Freeman: +1

    It's truly the American Way.

     

    Sadly, most who call themselves 'Americans' nowadays have not the slightest fucking clue as to what the word 'American' really means- or, more accurately, what it once meant.

     

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 20:06 | 5147217 nmewn
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    Yes, they'll be given a proper burial, one befitting their status in the human race.

    (Wink)

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 22:12 | 5147581 willwork4food
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    Damn right. Wouldn't even call the cops. Just shoot & dump. Rain'll clean it away.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 20:28 | 5147270 Thanatos
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    Immona goa-head and have to encourage you to not strain \ exert \ burn a single calorie on the disposal of the hypothetical aggressors bodily remains.

    I must remind you, that as a taxpaying unit you have a highly qualified bio-remediation team on call 24hrs at NO COST TO YOU!

    Please just call the local contact number for them (usually 911) and have them take care of the heavy lifting.

    Thanks for doing your part nmewn.

     

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 21:11 | 5147372 nmewn
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    I do appreciate the advice but a little physical labor has never bothered me. The added benefit of doing it yourself is, it definitely cuts down on the paper work and followup questions & discussions requested of me ;-)

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:53 | 5147184 Thanatos
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    OK..

    "Its us rag tag, bitter enders, who think that accountability and personal responsability are values greater than crazy psychopath conspiracy theories espoused by misanthropic wierdos"

    So where the fuck has this highly valued any largely mythical accountability and personal responsibility been?

    It SURE AS FUCK isn't in any Leadership Culture that I have seen or can see. Matter of fact, the further you get up the power ladders, the less valuable those traits become.

    This accountability and personal responsibility bullshit is what you tell to who?

    And they believe it?

    Man, wake up.

    Either you are wanting to keep people fat, dumb and under the thumb

    OR

    You are not an active participant in modern society.

     

    Wed, 08/27/2014 - 00:03 | 5147910 Mr. Ed
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    Just a comment on "crazy psychopath conspiracy theories":

    From what I've seen, conspiracy theories don't get traction with most people  because most people don't understand how psychopaths think.  And, they can't imagine how they see the world.  Commonly a distinction is made between "sociopaths" (psychopathy light) and "real psychopaths" (Hannibal Lecter?)... but psychopathy is actually a continuum, a core characteristic that expresses itself according to circumstance.

    Watch the movie I AM FISHEAD.  You will see the range of possibilities.

    When you first try to look at the world the way a psychopath does, you see scheming and conspiracy everywhere.  But after you do it for a while, you realize that it's going on all around you, constantly, and that if you're a victim, it's because you're not paying attention.

    Eventually, you stop obsessing with particular individuals (co-workers, attorneys, judges, politicians, clergymen, teachers, bureaucrats, etc) and begin to focus on openings and opportunities that attract psychopaths... it takes a lot of knowledge to stay one step ahead of them, but it's a very good way to protect yourself. 

    The key is learning to THINK like a psychopath.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 20:56 | 5147346 Irving Phelps
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    Go back to the Muppets channel you fucking looser!

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 21:02 | 5147357 Freddie
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    Its us rag tag, bitter enders.....

    Is that what your rabbi calls you?  Maybe you need to up your contribution at temple Dave.  Don;t be cheap. Go play the quarter slots at Bellagio.

    Thu, 08/28/2014 - 03:08 | 5152782 Ralph Spoilsport
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    lol

    Wed, 08/27/2014 - 07:08 | 5148337 StandardDeviant
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    Nicely put, LasVegasDave (and nmewn too).

    Some days I think ZH has been lost to the whack jobs, the racists, the single-issue fanatics, the out-and-out certifiable schizophrenics; but this used to be a nice place, and it'd be a shame to abandon it without a fight.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:49 | 5146815 McMolotov
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    If Assad follows the precedent set forth by American Exceptionalism, he will point out that this terrorist was from America — therefore, Syria has every right to invade the United States. Or possibly Canada. Maybe Myanmar.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:53 | 5146833 NeoRandian
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    Tikkun olam

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:29 | 5146920 daemon
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    " war on terror is soon coming home. "

    This time it may be for the Europeans. They still haven't passed something like Patriot Act yet. The UKA has taken some advance in this matter, it's time Europe played catch up ( and while they are at it, possibly pass some bill, labeling terrorists those who complain about the coldness of winter without russian gas).

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:57 | 5146995 Raymond K Hessel
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    They don't need to pass a Patriots Act because Brits and all the other Euro trash never had constitutionally protected rights that needed to be repealed through illegal legislation. You are all fucking slaves since the Roman Empire came a knocking on your front doors while knocking on the backdoors of many of your women.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:19 | 5147075 SilverIsKing
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    Is Riot Act an abbreviation for PatRiot Act?

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 21:10 | 5147368 Freddie
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    The USA is no better now and since The Civil War.  The Red Shield took over then.

    Wed, 08/27/2014 - 05:11 | 5148254 daemon
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    " They don't need to pass a Patriots Act because Brits and all the other Euro trash never had constitutionally protected rights that needed to be repealed through illegal legislation. You are all fucking slaves since the Roman Empire came a knocking on your front doors while knocking on the backdoors of many of your women. "

     

    Isn't your version of history a bit abridged ?

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:32 | 5146937 RaceToTheBottom
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    "war on terror is soon coming home."

    Please acquaint yourself with any and all local liqueur stores in anticipation of any protesting you must be required to take part in.


     

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:24 | 5146683 BaBaBouy
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    He Never Did Like His Uncle...

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:56 | 5146738 PacOps
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    Liberal

    It be god bro. 

     

    “Allah keeps me going day and night. Without Allah, I am no one,”

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:02 | 5147008 CuttingEdge
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    Anyone reading this blog from the Islamic version of the afterlife? Go long vestal virgins from here on in.

    A lot of Club Jihad 18-24 tourists in Iraq and Syria no one wants coming back home to a world where beheadings aren't all the rage (Europe left that behind a few hundred years ago - apart from the French). Easier all round and more appropriate if they find that fantastic afterlife they seek while on that jolly in the Holy Lands.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 22:15 | 5147590 Ward cleaver
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    Not to worry Ferguson so over....sharpieton is on it bro

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 22:15 | 5147592 Ward cleaver
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    Not to worry Ferguson so over....sharpieton is on it bro

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:09 | 5146611 knukles
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    Couldn't have happened to a nicer boy.
    Just wasn't exceptional

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:31 | 5146707 Howard_Roark0112
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    it's starting to look like these guys are all wannabe rappers... kind of funny

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:58 | 5146823 booboo
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    I once thought I was shot in the butt
    But it was just a paper cut
    ISIS is got the man on the run
    But I found out it was CIA fun
    Pfft ya da boom lotsa goat booty n guns
    Moshizzel molitov Uncle Sam shalom is a bum
    Funded by the workin man back n da hood
    I was just a homeboy nevah really understood
    Nigga OUT bitchezzzz

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:06 | 5147033 CuttingEdge
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    +10 for "goat booty"

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 22:24 | 5147622 willwork4food
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    Well done boo

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:50 | 5146784 LasVegasDave
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    Just dont understand how you dont forfeit your US citizenship when you join up with a group like ISIS.

     

    I mean, its common sense, isnt it?

     

    Guy was a fuckup to begin with.  San Diego City College?  Open enrollment.  Probably got a student loan too. (One last fuck you to US taxpayers, who now have to pay for him to be flown home.)

     

    Bottom line, accepted or not, we are rid of a dangerous mooch, and what is left of occupied America is better for it.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:58 | 5146846 QQQBall
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    Forfeit citizenship? Dude, the IRS still holds out hope of taxing his shit worldwide.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:05 | 5147023 Raymond K Hessel
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    Besides the ironically sad and funny truth by QQQBall, WTF do you mean forfeit citizenship?  How does that work?  You're a citizen until you're not?  

    Great.  I'm not a citizen.  Not subject to your millions of fucked up laws or your global taxation.

    Now what? How about all those drug dealers?  No citizenship for them?  Pedophiles can't be American, cross those baby fuckers off the list.

    Who else?  Wait, can't we do that?

    No? How about we just make them wear something on the outside of their clothes so atleast we know not to associate with anyone we don't want to call American.  Let's make sure it's big and in a color we can see from far away, like white or canary yellow!!  How about we make it patriotic to remind them they're not American. We'll make them wear a bright yellow 5-pointed star!!   

    Holy shit.  I just went from citizenship status to full retard Nazi in less than 100 words.  

     

    Maybe we stop with this bullshit.  Why don't we just declare war on Syria and Iraq, nuke them good, and then go back to our affairs.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 20:29 | 5147269 LasVegasDave
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    Its really simple Ray.

    Join Jihad anywhere in the world, citizenship revoked.

    Caught selling quantities of drugs (Ks, not ounces) same thing.

    Pedophilia; to the extent you are not put in a lobster trap, same deal.

    Wall St corruption (i.e. Madoff, Corzine, Mozillo) same.

    I dont know why my tax dollars continue to support a morally corrupt scheme where you cant be permanently 86d from the US.  And I dont think this position is inconsistent with anything the founders would have supported.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 21:49 | 5147495 Raymond K Hessel
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    So you think once a person is guilty of a felony that gets his citizenship revoked he can stay in the country?

    Do we house him in jail anyway?

    We can't deport him because no country would take a criminal.  He would have no country but still be our problem here in the old USA.

    I guess we jail him anyway at tax payer expense, so what did we accomplish?

     

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:44 | 5146966 i_call_you_my_base
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    "Just dont understand how you dont forfeit your US citizenship when you join up with a group like ISIS."

    I didn't realize the US was at war with ISIS. If the US starts supporting ISIS to overthrow Assad (some argue they already are) what does that mean?

    Anyway, you can shit on this guy all you want, but at least he believed in something and put his life on the line. You can't deny that he has some balls. Misdirected, but large.

    Thu, 08/28/2014 - 02:55 | 5147375 fleur de lis
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    He didn't "believe" in anything. He was just a wild, angry, dead ender who wanted to go on a rampage and lash out at everyone else on Earth.  Joining the ISIS losers was the best way to do it. 

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 21:12 | 5147373 Freddie
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    Forfeit citizenship?  How about all those dual citizens f**king over Americans like Nudelman?  How about them Dave?   Your peeps. 

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:20 | 5146898 ImReady
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    I hear the boy was just about to turn his life around. So sad... 

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 21:33 | 5147445 MalteseFalcon
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    He was going to go to Harvard.  That's what his mama told me.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:30 | 5146927 Kirk2NCC1701
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    This is clear racism.  Why can't some Scandinavian or Korean guys ever make the ISIS grade?  /s

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 21:45 | 5147487 Promethus
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    He was probably another Gentle Giant like michael brown or St. Trayvon.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:15 | 5146643 Dr Strangemember
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    Mmmm hhhhhmmmm... This sucker has "Choom Gang" written all over him!  

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 21:22 | 5147413 Freddie
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    +1

    Some  who can post pictures here needs to add this one on ZH of McCain's relative dressed as a player.  LOL!  AH. 

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/american-isis-fighter-douglas-mcca...

    OMG!  He was an Aspiring RAPPER!   LOL!

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/american-isis-fighter-douglas-mcca...

    The 33-year-old lived in California and was an aspiring rapper before he joined the Islamic State overseas, NBC News reported.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:25 | 5146686 RafterManFMJ
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    Worried ... May have returned to the Homeland

    Heh, they just don't quit, do they? Not America, not the USA - no, the "Homeland"

    I guess Fatherland was taken.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:04 | 5146861 NeoRandian
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    So was Zombieland.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:51 | 5146826 NeoRandian
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    In a few news cycles we'll get a story about the death of an Australian jihadi named Tyler Durden Paulson.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:19 | 5146897 booboo
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    or Mick Mujahadeen Dundeee

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:29 | 5146923 Okienomics
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    Ahshit Ma'Pahants from Crapistan

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:03 | 5147013 TheFourthStooge-ing
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    Joseph Goebbels Nudelman

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:17 | 5146892 mc225
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    there's some kind of spell over the usa. it's not clear if it's psych meds, or if we're being 'sprayed', or television, or electromagnetism, or what... but's it's as though nobody notices much of anything.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:28 | 5147117 NeoRandian
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    I don't doubt the majority of our representatives are on full doses of SSRIs and Benzos. You don't notice much when you are comfortably numb, you just sign on to whatever the biggest dick in the room has planned.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 20:01 | 5147197 Borrow Owl
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    "...you just sign on to whatever the biggest dick in the room has planned."

    Even if the end result is uncontrollable anal bleeding?

     

     

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:31 | 5146925 Freddie
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    LOL!  Too true and perfect - all of them are f**king traitors to the American citizenry and The Constitution.

    1. General Douglas McArthur - as a young officer led the murder operation against The Bonus Army helped by a young Patton and Ike.  Smedley Butler supported the Bonus Army.   McArthur was an amazingly overrated shitbag. He got his ass handed to him by the Japs.

    2. Admiral McCain - Johnny's pappy.  Told the US Navy to stand down in sending aid to the USS Liberty.  The US Navy had F4 Phantoms enroute to help the USS Liberty.  McCain recalled the planes. McCain sucked up to Lyndon Baines Goldberg and sold out his own sailors - F him and I hope he burns in hell.   The first ship to arrive to provide aid and help the USS Liberty were the Russians NOT the US Navy. 

    3. Johnny McCain - total Soros and Lester Crown AIPAC puppet.  Totally for open borders, ISIS and Obama. A total sell out traitor. Arguably almost sank a US carrier singlehandedly.

    4. Doug McCain - loser, Obama voter, dumbass, psyop and probably an aspitiring rapper trying to get his life together.  Hopefully, the Syrian Army greased his ass.  The Syrian Army fights for the Syrian people and Syria.  It's a shame the US Military fights for Obama and the banksters.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:07 | 5147037 Raymond K Hessel
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    Yes.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:39 | 5146959 SheepDog-One
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    I'm surprised they didn't just name him George Washington Smith....BTW how did this guys MySpace go unnoticed all those years?

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:03 | 5147017 Yancey Ward
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    Dwight Einsenhower Bush was killed in Yemen fighting for Al Qaeda last year.

     

    Ok, I am fucking with ya!

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 20:07 | 5147222 Buck Johnson
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    No kidding, they are truly trying to get something started in order to cover the market implosion.

     

    Thu, 08/28/2014 - 16:00 | 5155429 PiratePiggy
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    >  Douglas McAuthur McCain???????????????????

     

    Who's next?  William Calley Romney???????????????????

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:05 | 5146592 SAT 800
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    "Allah keeps me going---without Allah, I am no one"---Exactly. And the whole problem was he couldn't grasp the simple fact that he was no one; and nothing. Another piece of excess flesh. Another experiment in mixed race breeding that failed; another sub-normal doomed to a life of profound uselessness.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:14 | 5146632 walküre
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    I would argue that despite his path, he's seen more action than probably the vast majority of Americans in their measly existence from birth to death as a lame boring US debt slave, consumer and propaganda fed zombie.

    Can you not see how this path is exciting to some and how the example is giving especially young males a sense of self worth and accomplishment?

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:17 | 5146650 Dr Strangemember
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    Muslims MUST be the most miserable people in the universe!  They hate and are offended by EVERYTHING!  WTF??!!!

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:20 | 5146669 john39
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    troll much?

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:27 | 5146692 Dr Strangemember
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    Your mom trolls my junk!

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:26 | 5146688 Lea
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    "Muslims MUST be the most miserable people in the universe!  They hate and are offended by EVERYTHING!  WTF??!!!"

    Yes, WTF? Who indeed would be offended by years of being bombed on a regular basis? WHO????

    (I'm not talking about the American ISIS merc up there, but about muslims in general).

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:27 | 5146693 walküre
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    Islam is the fastest growing religion in America

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:30 | 5146706 Dr Strangemember
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    The day is rapidly approaching when the non-muslims of this world will wake up and send you back to the worthless burning camel sand from which you came.  Oh, and no, you can't have any of our water!  

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:35 | 5146737 NOTaREALmerican
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    What?   Did he say he's a turbine a-wearin' muz-lim?

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:37 | 5146753 where_is the_nuke
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    First the tribe.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:38 | 5146759 walküre
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    Get a grip block watch captain.

    Whether you like it or not, the ideology is finding acceptance in the hearts and minds of the young urban black community. It's spreading and when they radicalize, what are you going to do? Take out your brown shirt and come running to Papa of DHS to enlist.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 20:50 | 5147322 john39
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    the proles need their two minutes of hate...  big brother finds that it keeps them focused.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:42 | 5146780 FuzzyDunlop21
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    Thats bullshit. I have my own religion called Pooty-ism and we have increased our membership by 100% (from 2 to 4 after I recruited my friends Dave and Thom Stevens). We believe the afterlife consists of wine-drinking and steamy hot lovemaking all day for all eterninty. You should join, we are the fastest growing religion in America.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:35 | 5146941 Kirk2NCC1701
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    I thought the worship of Money/Mammon was.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 20:10 | 5147231 Borrow Owl
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    Money/Mammon=Mormon

    Oh wait...did I miss something?

     

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 22:04 | 5147551 g speed
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    I think that would be the oldest--

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:24 | 5146685 john39
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    >>path exciting to some

    isn't that how the owners lure most young people into fighting (both sides of) the banker wars?  If this guy was even real, a big IF, he may have thought he was fighting some sort of just cause...  but in seeking to overthrow the Syrian government, all he was doing was the zionists' filthy evil business.  the very definition of useful idiot. 

    and those of use who scream 'kill all muslims now'  fall into that same camp...

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:35 | 5146728 walküre
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    Seems they're recruiting young men in Europe and America in the relatively new established Madrasses, the Islamic centers for radical studies.

    Check the high unemployment rates among black males in the US and the UK, among muslim immigrant males in Spain, France and Germany to get the picture. The color of the skin has nothing to do with it.

    The Fascists and Communists of the Thirties had no problems recruiting from the pool of unemployed young white males in post WW1 Germany.

    Too bad the kids never realized they were all paid for by one and the same group of people. In essense the same group of people that neither side cared much for.

    ISIS is an American creation just like AQ was to fight the Soviets. Banks are heavily involved for sure.

     

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:39 | 5146763 john39
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    if i was a conspiracy analyst, i might say the bankers appear to have timed this global depression prefectly to set up hoards of angry and dissafected youth across the world, just in time for WWIII...  

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:48 | 5146809 walküre
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    They gotta be creative for sure. Even the bankers know that the youth won't fight for their "nation" when that nation has been reduced to banana republic status. But fighting carpet kissin' motherflippin' hordes of beheading monsters, well that is a cause worth dying for. Especially when those monsters are starting some street warfare inside the US and threating to chop heads of the friends and families.

    Just know this and rest assured, the monsters will be very discerning in their choice of potentially targeted zip codes. No bankers and their families in their gated communities shall be harmed. If they did, there wouldn't be anyone lining up to fight the monsters.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:49 | 5146979 luckystars
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    Zibig Brzezinski recruited him, he and Mika from Morning Jihad.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:42 | 5146961 Kirk2NCC1701
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    I personally know of a local LEA type, who -- and I quote: "...can't wait to pop one of these Jihadist MFers!"   The guy was a bit tipsy (at a party), but chomping at the bit.

    They won't last long in the US.  They know it, and we know it.  Ergo... it's all BS, distraction and posturing for bigger budgets, careers, fewer liberties, etc.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 20:16 | 5147242 walküre
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    You're missing the point. The loudmouth LEA type is going to join some form of new branch of the DHS jack boot. They all will at the first opportunity like you presented correctly. They're desperate to kill Jihadists.

    Trouble is the jihadists aren't some ragtag group of Ferguson protesters. They're well organized and financed and who knows how strong their numbers really are?

    American prisons are filled with potential recruits.

    One thing is for sure though. The fact that they're recruiting and establishing right under the watchful noses of DHS and NSA just says that it's supposed to happen. TPTB seem to want to have another civil war to reunite the United States.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:35 | 5146742 shovelhead
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    We'll send his brother to your house.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:11 | 5146880 booboo
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    Sooo, the honored name of McCain has been spoiled by revelation that great great great garandpa McCain owed a few slaves and fathered some chizlen.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:12 | 5147051 TheFourthStooge-ing
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    If the deceased young McCain has scrawny little Tyrannosaurid arms, it would pretty much confirm it.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:23 | 5146905 TheMeatTrapper
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    I see another dead nigger with a Muslim name. Gonna be a lot more like him before it's all over.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:10 | 5146618 Doubleguns
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    Douglas Macarther.......McCain.  Thats even more worrisome. 

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:23 | 5146671 Dr Strangemember
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    I hope a white Jihadist was the one that feed this bitch a bullet because I'd love to see Sharpton, Jackson, Holder,... fly to Syria and get they alligator shoes a little dirty in the desert protesting this "racist hate-crime" on Jihadi turf.  Perhaps they could wear shirts that say "Don't Shoot"???  Please do.  Hope I'm not ax'in fo too much.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:28 | 5146699 Son of Loki
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    Can Al's gold-plated Escalade really drive across the Atlantic?

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:32 | 5146713 Dr Strangemember
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    I'm sure he'll fly his private jet.  You know, the one that his "congregation" funds.  

     

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:10 | 5147046 Raymond K Hessel
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    Al is a rat that's going to get whacked some time soon.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:33 | 5146722 Canadian Dirtlump
    Canadian Dirtlump's picture

    dies with 800 US dollars in his pocket.. US taxpayers, you are footing the bill for this in part.

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r58_bRZLeLw

     

    He's now learning how to dougie in lucifer's infernal dancehall. looks great on him.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:25 | 5147102 williambanzai7
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    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:41 | 5147156 I need Another Beer
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    Any other boy. Obumshits boy to be precise. Or more precisely he reflects the FUCKING IDIOTS that voted for obumshit

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:48 | 5147169 WillyGroper
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    Oh, I dunno, he looks like the spittin image of him.

    Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:44 | 5148799 PT
    PT's picture

    So when are all the bros gonna start rioting in protest?  I'm quite sure this was all a set-up to encourage some Ferguson and LA residents to enlist.

    :P

     

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:56 | 5146545 RacerX
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    so, if John McCain had a son..

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:58 | 5146557 SHEEPFUKKER
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    John and Condoleeza's love child

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:02 | 5146579 linniepar
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    RacerX beat me to it!

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:36 | 5146745 deflator
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    so, if John McCain had a son.. he would be at least part nationalistic Latino, 2 parts "Libertarian", 1 part mormon, 1 part WASP with a twist of Allah.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:34 | 5146726 bonin006
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    So McCain pulled a Schwarzenegger ?

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:02 | 5146577 Berspankme
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    Has Sharpton been contacted?

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:23 | 5146662 Kirk2NCC1701
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    "If McCain had a son"

    ... he'd have a Snack Bar:  Allan Hu's Snack Bar.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:26 | 5146694 linniepar
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    Internet gold right there.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:55 | 5146839 kaa1016
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    Kirk, you almost made me choke on my food. That's some funny shit.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:57 | 5146547 Spitzer
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    Carpet bomb all Islamic states

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:01 | 5146570 Bay of Pigs
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    WTF? Maybe Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia again too? That worked out well.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:44 | 5146803 Gregor Samsa
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    They are "freedom" bombs. They make peace.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:03 | 5146855 CCanuck
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    They make pieces...a small typo correction

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:02 | 5146576 Stoploss
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    One would think that is what an Air Force is for. Then again, in this country, no one thinks.

    Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:59 | 5146554 Grande Tetons
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    I hate my species. Gonna go hump my hamster and hope for the best. 

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