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He's back from vacation and the teleprompter is hot... cynics - bad, economy - awesome, deficit - cut, most powerful military in the world, we have best universities... energy independent... USA USA USA... "no other nation can do what we do." "The United States is and will remain the one indispensible nation in the world..."



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Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:15 | 5145242 JustObserving
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"Nobody Else Can Do What We Do"

Drone women and children and wedding parties all over the world with impunity

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:18 | 5145261 Divided States ...
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Obama really meant

"no other nation can do what we do." "The United States is and will remain the one despicable nation in the world..."

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:20 | 5145277 NoDebt
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I bet it was physically panful for him to say those words.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:26 | 5145310 InjectTheVenom
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and he does it all with a straight face.   very impressive.   douche.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:27 | 5145326 WhyDoesItHurtWh...
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Rants of a megalomaniac.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:29 | 5145342 WhyDoesItHurtWh...
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Rome is burning.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:31 | 5145351 Headbanger
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Great analogy

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:37 | 5145396 Troll Magnet
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Sounds like a pitch to our masters: Israel.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:40 | 5145414 Latina Lover
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No one else can do what we do:

-elect  as president a crack smoking mulatto homosexual with a  concealed background, married to a Michael/Michelle/Wookie, while also boning his boy toy Reggie.  Yeah, that's exceptional.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:42 | 5145421 NotApplicable
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"You didn't build that NWO!"

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:49 | 5145479 max2205
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He needs some bangs and a square mustache under his nose...


Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:02 | 5145540 European American
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"Nobody Else Can Do What We Do"


Slouching on the couch, texting, watching football while playing video games, inhaling gmo junk food, slobbering down beer, scarfing down Rx and non-Rx drugs, and "doing the nasty" with a smart phone, all at the same time.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:45 | 5145742 Save_America1st
Save_America1st's picture after the man who hates America so badly (Marxist brainwashing) that he literally stated that it needed to be "fundamentally transformed", and who went all over the world telling everyone America is not exceptional, now says America is exceptional after he's spent the last 6 years utterly destroying it from the inside out.

Yep....sociopath...just as I've always said. 

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:49 | 5145755 Keyser
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The only way the US can do it is to turn on the prinitng presses and let the spice flow... FSA is now going GLOBAL!!! 

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 14:01 | 5145811 Uchtdorf
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His comments remind me of the captain of the Titanic stating, before her maiden journey, "Not even God Himself can sink this ship."

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 15:13 | 5146138 Richard Chesler
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Fuck you Obozo.

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 00:47 | 5148019 AldousHuxley
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obama is correct. nobody can print money and export inflation.

Russia and China hate this so they support Zerohedge.


But both all are corrupt powerful political apointees waging the war of the elites.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 14:21 | 5145908 MalteseFalcon
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Huckster-in-chief.  Give this guy a product he can sell.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 15:54 | 5146300 Save_America1st
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He's been the most successful guns and ammunition salesman in the history of the universe!  Ironic though, since he wasn't even trying and would love to ban them from us instead! 

What a piece of shit. 

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 06:21 | 5148289 barre-de-rire
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in france we have a sentence for that :


" tellement doué qu'il pourrait vendre de la glace à un esquimo "

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:30 | 5146437 Anasteus
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Only those unsure about themselves are accentuating their importance.

Another phase of being on the decline.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:03 | 5145550 Apply Force
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Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:26 | 5145646 TheReplacement
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Heil Groucho Marx - it's a mixed up world out there.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:40 | 5145419 Arthor Bearing
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Nobody is more cynical than the president himself, endlessly pimping Hope, confidence and optimism in order to get people to follow him down a dead end... and only for the sake of winning the next election.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:46 | 5145456 Gringo Viejo
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My response to Obama from a WC Fields bit: Background: An oilman wants to buy an orange grove from Fields thinking Fields doesn't know about the oil on his land when in fact, he does. Fields demands an outrageous sum.

Oilman: You must be drunk!

Fields: Yes I am. Yes I am. But you're crazy. And when I wake up tomorrow morning I'll be sober. But you'll still be crazy.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:46 | 5145743 Dick Buttkiss
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Rome-On-The-Potomac is drowing in its filth and hypocrisy.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 14:44 | 5146000 Legolas
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Some call it Mordor !

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 15:48 | 5146279 Raymond K Hessel
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Being a conservative on the Eastern seaboard is like being a Hobbit in Mordor.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:17 | 5150185 ednraleigh
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Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:30 | 5145345 fx
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Yes, and nobody can fuck himself as deep as the US of A. F** yourself, Barry! Don't tell me, that you can't!

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:35 | 5145388 spastic_colon
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if he didn't have paid clapping people nobody would be clapping.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 14:53 | 5146043 gatorboat
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OMG collapse is imminent!

Roman caesers said the same thing right before the empire collapsed.  Stock brokers say the same thing right before a stock tanks.  Company executives say the same thing right before they file bankruptcy. 

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:28 | 5145333 0b1knob
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Did he just refer to the VA as the VHA????    The smartest guy in all 57 states.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:29 | 5145343 Headbanger
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He must be getting really fearful of some SHTF now cause the sheeple are sick of all the shit we've become and are doing.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:45 | 5145448 SuperRay
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He doesn't look well - he looks like he's about the have a nervous breakdown.  That would actually indicate that he has, somewhere buried deep inside of him, some sense of integrity that just can't handle all the bullshit he spews out nonstop...

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:38 | 5145698 CuttingEdge
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Nah - he's just thinking about the Wookie being on a promise tonight.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 14:06 | 5145837 stant
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He knows what most of us here know or suspect. No wonder he looks like he just came out of the golf bunker

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:34 | 5147138 NeoRandian
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It is all the cocaine.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:34 | 5145369 NOTaREALmerican
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Re:  panful for him to say those words

I've been wondering about that.    He's been accused of losing connection with the Blue Team leadership.   There might be more to that than the pathological optimists can imagine. 

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:38 | 5145399 Wait What
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"pathological optimists"

i like that. i think i'll start slipping it into casual conversation, mostly as profanity.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:45 | 5145463 Stoploss
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It's a liars convention, what else is there to expect?

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:18 | 5145611 Bloppy
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He certainly doesn't believe any of it.

Also: Glenn Beck's sudden left turn revealed- he was sucking up to CNN--

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 15:03 | 5146093 Berspankme
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Not surprised are you? Beck's always been a fraudster right down to the phony tears

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:26 | 5145308 Dr Strangemember
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Ha ha ha!  Nobody else WANTS to do what we do!!!!!!

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:17 | 5145262 linniepar
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"How do you drone women and children? "


"Easy, just don't lead them as much!"

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:39 | 5145412 Freddie
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The only thing worse than this evil idiot clown is the evil white liberals and blacks who voted for him.  F Democrats and NeoCon RINOs.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:41 | 5145425 Freddie
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He is not even an American so what the f**k is he talking about.  The Pentagon and Military are a joke as they are his bitch. 

Tyler - turn off the autoplay when this cunt is on.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:17 | 5145608 Hippocratic Oaf
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We say fuck here at fight club

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:41 | 5145723 CuttingEdge
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Aye - you're being way too polite, Freddie.

Express yourself, mate. Its good therapy against these fuckwits.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:15 | 5146382 Dr Strangemember
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Fuck yeah we do, bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:42 | 5145431 robertsgt40
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I wonder how many bongs Obummer had before going on stage?

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:54 | 5145501 agNau
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Best Food,
Best Brew,
Best Vacations,
Best Golf Course's,
And now, obviously the Best Drugs.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:15 | 5146391 Dr Strangemember
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America's first coloured gang memeber President!  Choom Gang approved!  

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:15 | 5145245 Relentless101
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Bitch say what?

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:25 | 5145631 tony wilson
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dese are der best of times not der worst of times.

every day obarme is helpin us yes sir.

zerohedge needs to get out mores looky dis is obarma reality

free gas no mortgage

you betta believe it brudder.

we should alls help the man.

yes sir

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:16 | 5145247 clade7
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This mutherfukker would strike out at a tee ball game...


He just said 'pahkistahn' and I puked very much badly..

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:27 | 5145313 Dr Strangemember
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Hey look kiddies, it's Obama the Clown!!!!!  Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:37 | 5145395 Dr Strangemember
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Hey look kiddies, it's Obama the Clown!!!!!  Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:17 | 5145252 Elliptico
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Thank God!

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:17 | 5145254 buzzsaw99
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doin' a heckuva job! [/brownie]

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:17 | 5145259 zaphod
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Obama did bring change, he made me completely lose faith in the concept of the US.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:22 | 5145292 Toolshed
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Yep. That alone has made him the worst president this formerly great nation has ever had. I will never waste my time at the voting booth again. Period. Hope and chnage can be much more effectively achieved by buying PM's and tools to defend yourself from the .gov SS troops.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:45 | 5145446 Freddie
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Ah it has been a corrupt shithole for a long time.  That American Dream thing left the station about 1861.   The Red Sheild bankster war based on the Johnathan Pollard types in the slave and banking trade. 

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:50 | 5145481 thatthingcanfly
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Don't like President Barry at all; but I'm with Freddie on this one. Lincoln the Terrible takes the prize for Worst President in U.S. History. It's been all downhill from there. This "indispensible nation" garbage started in 1861.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:44 | 5145739 CuttingEdge
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Having to go back 150 years to find a worse one than Obanana is telling in itself, though...

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:18 | 5145265 clade7
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Somebody better holler out "You Lie!" or we are in some serious deep shit...

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:29 | 5145336 InjectTheVenom
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YES...that guy (forget his exact name...Joe Brown ?) had some SACK , unlike ALL the rest of 'em

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:20 | 5145279 RiskyBidness
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Barack the Magic Negro is hot today!!  Damn that nigga can read good!!


Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:25 | 5145281 alexcojones
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What a Maroone

A Manchurian Candidate Maroone, with Fake SSN and BC

But I'm still upbeat & positive - Positive that BO if a fake, fraud and danger to humanity

US Presidents - Actor, Chauffeur, Salesman, Puppet
Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:21 | 5145283 Keltner Channel Surf
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I'd say that's true of jazz from 1930-1968 (ending with Miles' 'Nefertiti'), but most anything else has been easily counterfeited.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:21 | 5145284 esum
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float like a butterfly...... sting like a limp wristed bath house towel boy



Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:22 | 5145291 robochess
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eat shit.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:23 | 5145294 KnightTakesKing
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He's starting to sound like a real Neocon. Sounds an awful lot like W these days...

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:26 | 5145315 Bay of Pigs
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Yes. And looking haggard and old too.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 15:53 | 5146297 Raymond K Hessel
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The joke is we've had four consecutive terms of Bush foreign policy.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:38 | 5147152 NeoRandian
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What's the punchline?

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:24 | 5145296 djsmps
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My favorite description now, from Cornel West, "It’s like you’re looking for John Coltrane and you get Kenny G in brown skin."

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:24 | 5145297 clade7
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These old fucks in the crowd had more smoke blown up their ass today than in the trenches...they will all have lung cancer of the colon at this disrespect..

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:26 | 5145304 esum
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FOCUSED.............................................................................................AFTER 6 YEARS OF SAYING THE SAME SHIT

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:25 | 5145305 JustObserving
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Political Europe Suppressed Under Washington´s Thumb Is Waking Up

Roman Baudzus

In the aftermath of the downing of the Malaysian airliner in Ukraine, the Western media followed Washington’s lead and manipulated reports in order to make Europeans believe that Russia and Russian-supported separatists in eastern Ukraine were responsible for downing the airliner. In Germany, the press was an extension of Washington’s propaganda machine despite the lack of evidence from both Washington and Kiev to support their irresponsible claims.

It was not long, however, before the public mood in Europe began to turn. A pivotal factor was openly voiced U.S. threats in a law that had been passed by both the House of Representatives and the Senate of the U.S. Congress that could eventually result in an invasion of the Netherlands by United States army forces.

When this was learned outrage was expressed not only within the Dutch government, but also among the population of the country. According to the law, if it should ever happen that American citizens are brought before the International Criminal Court (ICC) and accused at The Hague, Washington would exercise the preemptive right to invade the country in order to prevent prosecution.

Remember that Malaysia’s government had permitted a tribunal in 2011, whose judges in the tradition of British court proceedings condemned both George W. Bush and Tony Blair as war criminals. Some Europeans are asking if there could be a connection between the ruling of this tribunal and the loss of two Malaysian airliners.

In addition, alert and intelligent Europeans have caught on to Washington’s campaign to demonize Russia. A Dutch group of professors sent an open letter to Russian president Vladimir Putin on August 12 in which the signatories officially apologized for the propaganda lies sprewed by Western media.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:52 | 5145773 CuttingEdge
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The bit that summed up that "Exceptionalism" Obummer spouts on about:

According to the law, if it should ever happen that American citizens are brought before the International Criminal Court (ICC) and accused at The Hague, Washington would exercise the preemptive right to invade the country in order to prevent prosecution.

I wager the Nazis back in the day would have been well-impressed with the unaccountability the US grants itself around the world.


Tue, 08/26/2014 - 15:54 | 5146306 Raymond K Hessel
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Dumb, burp.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:55 | 5146539 Parrotile
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"Above the Law" when it suits the US.

By the time these events happen (and they probably WILL happen), what "used to be America" won't be invading anywhere, certainly if the "New World Order" includes the evolving Sino-Russian alliance.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:24 | 5145306 Infinite QE
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Is he getting skinnier and skinnier or what? Is he on the Somalia diet now or something? Early sign of AIDS or something?

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:34 | 5145347 fauxhammer
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It's called Obola

A wasting condition peculiar to meat puppetry

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:31 | 5145361 Wahooo
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He's on michelle's diet - no fun and it'll kill you.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:38 | 5145402 rosiescenario
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Yes, it also produces delusions.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:34 | 5145378 WhyDoesItHurtWh...
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Thought the same thing, he has that AIDS look.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:36 | 5145391 Infinite QE
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Maybe that's why Reggies split.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:38 | 5145403 GOSPLAN HERO
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He be eatin' dat bush meat.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:48 | 5145471 Quinvarius
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I am pretty sure he has been on a crack bender for the last 8 months.  It is aging him fast. 

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:26 | 5145316 franzpick
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Germany in the 30s once claimed to be this great.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:26 | 5145318 Ol Man
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The graveyards are full of indepensible people...




Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:38 | 5145397 NoDebt
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I love that old line.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:29 | 5145653 Anarchy 99
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Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:27 | 5145320 starman
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Hes a folk! 

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:36 | 5145321 JustObserving
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"Identify a legitimate problem, you should not be punished, you must be protected" Obama

Like Snowden is protected.

Obama's War on Whistleblowers

The president has been accused of allowing the Stuxnet leaks to help in the election, but his overarching policy has been extraordinarily tough on whistleblowing.

White is black and down is up. Leaks that favor the president are shoveled out regardless of national security, while national security is twisted to pummel leaks that do not favor him. Watching their boss, bureaucrats act on their own, freelancing the punishment of whistleblowers, knowing their retaliatory actions will be condoned. The United States rains Hellfire missiles down on its enemies, with the president alone sitting in judgment of who will live and who will die by his hand.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:40 | 5145415 rosiescenario
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Yes.....latest has to do with the whitleblower at the CDC regarding vaccines and autism.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:02 | 5145533 JustObserving
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Autism caused by MMR vaccine: CDC cover-up exposed by CDC whistleblower

Autism rates are increasing drastically and so is the $52 billionvaccine industry. But now, CDC whistleblower Dr. William Thompson has broken his silence and come forward to reveal the truth about theMMR vaccine (measles-mumps-rubella vaccination) and autism connection. According to a Global Research report on Aug. 23, CNN deleted the extremely “news worthy” story about Dr. William Thompson.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:27 | 5145323 esum
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HE IS ON THE AL SHARPTON DIET ...... eat shit and die

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:28 | 5145328 Dineroguru
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Nobody can do what we do...but in an unexceptional way....Barry "the smoke blower".  Who told him to say that?

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:28 | 5145334 alexcojones
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  "Most Americans believe, as did I as a child, that the US president is the most powerful leader in the free world. The truth is a bit more complex and yet very simple. The US president is an actor, chauffeur, salesman and puppet. Often all of the above at various times.

Certainly the most recent US president is a textbook example. Less a world leader than hipster chauffeur, Barack Obama impresses me as a limo driver, rather than the CEO. As chauffeur, he is suave. He greets the elites and is well-paid for his driving skill. But he is told where to go by people more powerful than him and how to get there, obvious from any observation. Like most recent presidents, BO is also a well-trained actor. He rarely deviates from his scripted lines and maintains theatrical poise, especially with his trusty teleprompter to guide him. A salesman, his toughest job is to sell a very bad product: US government deception, chiefly the enormous imperial debt and secrecy amassed over the past fifty years. Lastly, BO is a puppet, a pretender to the throne rather than a natural heir. His slogan, "Hope & Change" deceived millions of simple and naïve people on promises he cannot really deliver, much as the pizza delivery boy cannot give you the winning lotto ticket. Sadly, the first and probably last Black American (Kenyan some claim) president will go down in history as a clever fraud. As a former limo driver myself, I glimpsed his uniform very early in the game."
US Presidents - Actor, Chauffeur, Salesman, Puppet
Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:45 | 5145455 Lea
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"As chauffeur, he is suave. He greets the elites and is well-paid for his driving skill. But he is told where to go by people more powerful than him and how to get there, obvious from any observation."

The trouble begins when he's told to drive in various directions at the same time by the many lobbies that really rule America. That's when he looks drunk at the wheel.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 14:04 | 5145821 Everybodys All ...
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The real truth is that the piss poor presidents like Obama make the job look insurmountable. When you take into account this man had literally no executive experience and becomes the most radical Senator from the south side of Chicago via Bill Ayers recommendation. Is it any wonder people are cynical of his policies and his one way street politics. He cares not to build consensus or compromise and is literally as far left on most subjects you can list both foreign and domestic. We are being governed by a very very slim minority opinion right now under Barack Hussein Obama imo.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:28 | 5145337 skbull44
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Another sure sign of Peak United States.


Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:30 | 5145340 NOTaREALmerican
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Did he mention all our children are above average too?

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:42 | 5145433 thamnosma
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"My kid is an honor student", the bumper sticker says so

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:08 | 5146604 Parrotile
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Our Sun Conures are smarter than your Honour Students - the Licence Plate trim says so too,284408741

(These "Mini Macaws" are just as smart as their bigger relatives, but in a more compact package!)

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:31 | 5145360 Dr. Engali
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Do us a favor Zero, go back to the golf course and stay there. The country is better off that way.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:31 | 5145362 deflator
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 "no other nation can do what we do." "The United States is and will remain the one indispensible nation in the world..."

 ... there is still a lot of work to do, there is much good left in America that we haven't ruined yet...

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:37 | 5145375 Mike Masr
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What most people vote on is based upon party affiliation. Hope and Change LOL, the usual surface differences remain. Below the surface both parties maintain basically the same foreign policy. They say they differ, but it is really the same foreign policy of empire building, force democracy on you at gunpoint, war mongering, fomenting regime changes and constant meddling and interfering in other countries internal affairs. This shit costs the US taxpayers hundreds of billions a year. This is why the same cast of stale neocon advisors can move between presidents of both parties.         

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:39 | 5145413 NOTaREALmerican
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Yes.   I wonder if there was ever any choice in this matter.   Or was US ruined simply by virtue of being the only survivor of WW2 and there's always one country that's the worlds biggest dick (aka neocon heaven) and we happen to - unfortunately - be it. 

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:35 | 5145376 Wait What
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if you have to mention it, Mr. Prez, it probably means someone (or a few billion ppl) no longer believes it. i think it's called intermittent reinforcement in behaviorist parlance.

the more you mention it, the more you tip your hand about how many ppl DON'T BELIEVE IT.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:37 | 5145380 Bay of Pigs
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Nursin? Workin? Somethin? Can this fucking guy speak english?

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:43 | 5145439 NOTaREALmerican
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If you were from Chicago, like I am, you'd know dat da people from Chicago talk in a different way.

Chicago Slang | Dominant Reality


Tue, 08/26/2014 - 14:05 | 5145831 Anunnaki
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Beware: Whenever Obama drops his g's or invokes his inner MLK and calls some group "folks", some country is about to get whacked or the 99ers are about to get fiscally raped some more

He is obviously just going through the motions til the R's take the Senate. Then he will come alive to get his precious Grand Bargain passed that he couldn't do with the Donkey "folks" in the Senate.

Feels like Summer 2006 all over again except instead of the palefaced Bush it's his Nubian twin.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:36 | 5145385 Mr Giggles
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Cant wait for the teleprompters kiss and tell memoirs, everyone loves a scandal !

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:36 | 5145392 BeetleBailey
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Fuck you Barry....Jesus Mary and Joe....just shut the fuck up and get your skinny ass back on the golf course...

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:36 | 5145393 Notsobadwlad
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It is frightening to think that he actually might believe it. Sends shivers down my spine.

No one is indispensible.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:38 | 5145401 JRobby
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"Nobody Else Can Do What We Do"

Allow financial terrorists to destroy monetary and economic markets with impunity?

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:39 | 5145408 Space Animatoltipap
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YES WE CAN hide, lie, cheat, ignore, play golf, sniff coke and have dark homosex in the dark/brown/white house. Why not? I am a born clown!

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:40 | 5145411 Atomizer
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He's starting to look a turd with a whip cream hairdo. 

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:40 | 5145416 samsara
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Sounds very shrill....

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:40 | 5145417 thamnosma
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Propping up the puppet for the November elections.  The Regime and its minions are fearful of losing to the other team in November.  Obammie has been urged to become "more involved" for the good of the Party.   Members were imploring him to "get a message out there".   This is what his writers came up with.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:41 | 5145418 robochess
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Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:42 | 5145427 Dr. Engali
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He's trying to inspire people with his rhetoric, but the golf claps are telling.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:43 | 5145429 RealityCheque
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Pride before the fall, motherfucker.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:45 | 5145436 Quinvarius
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Clearly, it is all downhill from here.  Reminds of an inner city thug demanding respect for nothing.

I hope nobody else can f stuff up this badly. 

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:44 | 5145437 smacker
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"we have best universities"

Not so sure. Ed Balls - British Labour Party Shadow Chancellor went to Harvard and was Gordon Brown's chief economics advisor in the last government (that's the one that bankrupted Britain).

Yet he hasn't got a clue about proper economics and can't use a calculator. In financal terms, he's brain dead.

Is that what Harvard turns out these days?

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:44 | 5145449 NOTaREALmerican
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What's more important than turning out highly skilled sociopaths to manipulate the dumbasses for the benefit of the top 10%? 

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:45 | 5145451 SillySalesmanQu...
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Let me introduce to you the Supreme Commander in Chief of their Assholinesses and King of the Teleprompter, Barry Odumbo and his minions of the Order of Assholinesses, John McCain, John Kerry, Lindsay Graham and Mitch McConnell.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:45 | 5145453 mfavorit
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So there are a couple hundred folks in attendance, not one is missing work.


Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:45 | 5145457 Ariadne
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Don't worry kids, just keep sending us half your income - 2/3 your income, and we'll take real good care of you when you're 60 - no, 65 - wait, 70 - uh, 75 - well, just keep sending us all your money, because nobody else can send SWAT bulls to take it.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:45 | 5145458 thamnosma
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Obama spewing out "we're number 1" just doesn't work.  

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:20 | 5145460 Son of Captain Nemo
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"no other nation can do what we do." "The United States is and will remain the one indispensible nation in the world..."

"Two words " !

Mr. President.

Be very cautious "what" you say, "how" you say it and more importantly "when" you say it regarding the overuse of that word indispensible... 

The rest of the World might be getting a bit confused at this point!


Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:47 | 5145466 robochess
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I came today to tell you what my writers wrote for me to say those things they think you want to hear. How'd I do? I have no clue.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:48 | 5145473 johnjkiii
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But I thought he said the US is "not exceptional"? The problem is that the SOB lies so much he can't even remember which lies are which.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:30 | 5145662 sosoome
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Doesn't matter. He knows merikans have short memories.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:45 | 5145738 jay28elle
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...his lies are of no consequence. Usually no one says boo about these, the GOP is spineless to call him on any, and the American people are too afraid to be called wrong for electing him

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:53 | 5145499 NuYawkFrankie
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Yo oBOMBa!

Nobody else WANTS TO DO what you do.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:55 | 5145508 Sick
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We are the most murderous, thieving criminals the world has ever known.

No one can do what we do, print money and attack and kill fictitious foes.

Unfortunately, the US Government has committed and continues to commit such atrocities without the consent of the real people or on a lawful basis.  All of this has been done IN YOUR NAME and MY NAME and we suffer the conscequences.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:42 | 5145727 jay28elle
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Well put, Sick.

To boot, the MSM, students and the majority of leftists are willing to accept victory at all (or any) costs which is why it seems there still is vast support for this guy's policies, actions and golf games.  Anything to defeat their mortal enemy, the people of logic, and their political enemy the GOP.  Whatever shall come due to this, is of no concern to them.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:58 | 5145793 Boubou
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It's been going on longer than I realized. I only just read Opertion Northwoods on wikipedia.  That one was special as it involved government terrorist attacks on US soil.

 How many other false flags have I missed? How sick is it?

I now see the picture I had of US as essentially benign but with aberrations, was false. The aberrations are when it fortuitously does the right thing because it coincides with the "interests" of the power base.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:00 | 5145520 atthelake
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Megalomaniacs R Us

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:03 | 5145544 HumanResourceProblem
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Off his rocker. "Indispenable"?

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:03 | 5145549 tony wilson
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And now the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend I'll say it clear
I'll state my case of which I'm certain



i'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened - happened
It finally happened -
It finally happened - I'm slightly mad - oh dear !

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 01:11 | 5148064 gallistic
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The absolute best version of that maudlin melody-

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:06 | 5145564 markar
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Was the "the final days in the bunker" speech?

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:08 | 5145568 youngman
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I think as time goes on he is going to hide more in the shadows....he will spew Executive orders that have benn placed in front of him....and he will only go out in the public where he is assured of being the star...he thinks he truly is the King..and a deserving one at that....he is number one in his mind...

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