President Obama Slams "Cynics", Tells World "Nobody Else Can Do What We Do" - Live Feed

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He's back from vacation and the teleprompter is hot... cynics - bad, economy - awesome, deficit - cut, most powerful military in the world, we have best universities... energy independent... USA USA USA... "no other nation can do what we do." "The United States is and will remain the one indispensible nation in the world..."

 

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Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:15 | 5145242 JustObserving
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"Nobody Else Can Do What We Do"

Drone women and children and wedding parties all over the world with impunity

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:18 | 5145261 Divided States ...
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Obama really meant

"no other nation can do what we do." "The United States is and will remain the one despicable nation in the world..."

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:20 | 5145277 NoDebt
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I bet it was physically panful for him to say those words.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:26 | 5145310 InjectTheVenom
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and he does it all with a straight face.   very impressive.   douche.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:27 | 5145326 WhyDoesItHurtWh...
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Rants of a megalomaniac.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:29 | 5145342 WhyDoesItHurtWh...
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Rome is burning.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:31 | 5145351 Headbanger
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Bingo!

Great analogy

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:37 | 5145396 Troll Magnet
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Sounds like a pitch to our masters: Israel.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:40 | 5145414 Latina Lover
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No one else can do what we do:

-elect  as president a crack smoking mulatto homosexual with a  concealed background, married to a Michael/Michelle/Wookie, while also boning his boy toy Reggie.  Yeah, that's exceptional.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:42 | 5145421 NotApplicable
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"You didn't build that NWO!"

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:49 | 5145479 max2205
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He needs some bangs and a square mustache under his nose...

Heill!

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:02 | 5145540 European American
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"Nobody Else Can Do What We Do"

 

Slouching on the couch, texting, watching football while playing video games, inhaling gmo junk food, slobbering down beer, scarfing down Rx and non-Rx drugs, and "doing the nasty" with a smart phone, all at the same time.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:45 | 5145742 Save_America1st
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okay...so after the man who hates America so badly (Marxist brainwashing) that he literally stated that it needed to be "fundamentally transformed", and who went all over the world telling everyone America is not exceptional, now says America is exceptional after he's spent the last 6 years utterly destroying it from the inside out.

Yep....sociopath...just as I've always said. 

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:49 | 5145755 Keyser
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The only way the US can do it is to turn on the prinitng presses and let the spice flow... FSA is now going GLOBAL!!! 

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 14:01 | 5145811 Uchtdorf
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His comments remind me of the captain of the Titanic stating, before her maiden journey, "Not even God Himself can sink this ship."

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 15:13 | 5146138 Richard Chesler
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Fuck you Obozo.

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 00:47 | 5148019 AldousHuxley
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obama is correct. nobody can print money and export inflation.

Russia and China hate this so they support Zerohedge.

 

But both all are corrupt powerful political apointees waging the war of the elites.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 14:21 | 5145908 MalteseFalcon
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Huckster-in-chief.  Give this guy a product he can sell.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 15:54 | 5146300 Save_America1st
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He's been the most successful guns and ammunition salesman in the history of the universe!  Ironic though, since he wasn't even trying and would love to ban them from us instead! 

What a piece of shit. 

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 06:21 | 5148289 barre-de-rire
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in france we have a sentence for that :

 

" tellement doué qu'il pourrait vendre de la glace à un esquimo "

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:30 | 5146437 Anasteus
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Only those unsure about themselves are accentuating their importance.

Another phase of being on the decline.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:03 | 5145550 Apply Force
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Top-ticking

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:26 | 5145646 TheReplacement
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Heil Groucho Marx - it's a mixed up world out there.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:40 | 5145419 Arthor Bearing
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Nobody is more cynical than the president himself, endlessly pimping Hope, confidence and optimism in order to get people to follow him down a dead end... and only for the sake of winning the next election.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:46 | 5145456 Gringo Viejo
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My response to Obama from a WC Fields bit: Background: An oilman wants to buy an orange grove from Fields thinking Fields doesn't know about the oil on his land when in fact, he does. Fields demands an outrageous sum.

Oilman: You must be drunk!

Fields: Yes I am. Yes I am. But you're crazy. And when I wake up tomorrow morning I'll be sober. But you'll still be crazy.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:46 | 5145743 Dick Buttkiss
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Rome-On-The-Potomac is drowing in its filth and hypocrisy.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 14:44 | 5146000 Legolas
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Some call it Mordor !

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 15:48 | 5146279 Raymond K Hessel
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Being a conservative on the Eastern seaboard is like being a Hobbit in Mordor.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:17 | 5150185 ednraleigh
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...as Negro plays golf.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:30 | 5145345 fx
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Yes, and nobody can fuck himself as deep as the US of A. F** yourself, Barry! Don't tell me, that you can't!

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:35 | 5145388 spastic_colon
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if he didn't have paid clapping people nobody would be clapping.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 14:53 | 5146043 gatorboat
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OMG collapse is imminent!

Roman caesers said the same thing right before the empire collapsed.  Stock brokers say the same thing right before a stock tanks.  Company executives say the same thing right before they file bankruptcy. 

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:28 | 5145333 0b1knob
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Did he just refer to the VA as the VHA????    The smartest guy in all 57 states.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:29 | 5145343 Headbanger
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He must be getting really fearful of some SHTF now cause the sheeple are sick of all the shit we've become and are doing.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:45 | 5145448 SuperRay
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He doesn't look well - he looks like he's about the have a nervous breakdown.  That would actually indicate that he has, somewhere buried deep inside of him, some sense of integrity that just can't handle all the bullshit he spews out nonstop...

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:38 | 5145698 CuttingEdge
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Nah - he's just thinking about the Wookie being on a promise tonight.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 14:06 | 5145837 stant
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He knows what most of us here know or suspect. No wonder he looks like he just came out of the golf bunker

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:34 | 5147138 NeoRandian
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It is all the cocaine.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:34 | 5145369 NOTaREALmerican
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Re:  panful for him to say those words

I've been wondering about that.    He's been accused of losing connection with the Blue Team leadership.   There might be more to that than the pathological optimists can imagine. 

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:38 | 5145399 Wait What
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"pathological optimists"

i like that. i think i'll start slipping it into casual conversation, mostly as profanity.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:45 | 5145463 Stoploss
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It's a liars convention, what else is there to expect?

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:18 | 5145611 Bloppy
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He certainly doesn't believe any of it.

Also: Glenn Beck's sudden left turn revealed- he was sucking up to CNN--

http://tinyurl.com/pg5xbhx


Tue, 08/26/2014 - 15:03 | 5146093 Berspankme
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Not surprised are you? Beck's always been a fraudster right down to the phony tears

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:26 | 5145308 Dr Strangemember
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Ha ha ha!  Nobody else WANTS to do what we do!!!!!!

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:17 | 5145262 SoberOne
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"How do you drone women and children? "

 

"Easy, just don't lead them as much!"

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:39 | 5145412 Freddie
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The only thing worse than this evil idiot clown is the evil white liberals and blacks who voted for him.  F Democrats and NeoCon RINOs.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 12:41 | 5145425 Freddie
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He is not even an American so what the f**k is he talking about.  The Pentagon and Military are a joke as they are his bitch. 

Tyler - turn off the autoplay when this cunt is on.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:17 | 5145608 Hippocratic Oaf
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We say fuck here at fight club

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 13:41 | 5145723 CuttingEdge
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Aye - you're being way too polite, Freddie.

Express yourself, mate. Its good therapy against these fuckwits.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:15 | 5146382 Dr Strangemember
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Fuck yeah we do, bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!

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