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Tue, 08/26/2014 - 15:55 | 5146307 LawsofPhysics
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...and Bush=Obama.

fixed it for you.  Please, the greatest threats to America are not "foreign". headlong into the abyss gentlemen...

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 15:58 | 5146317 NYPoke
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Bush = Clinton.


Obama is a complete sociopath.  The other two, more or less, played the game, as others had created it.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:02 | 5146322 LawsofPhysics
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Bankers/MIC have firmly been in control since 1971.  All presidents since then have gotten increasingly more sociopathic/pshycopathic.  You have one group of oligarchs that only knows how to "create" paper promises and the other only knows how to blow shit up. 

Talk about massive capital and resource mis-allocation and mal-investment...

Roll the mother fucking guillotines while you still can...

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:03 | 5146337 Kirk2NCC1701
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We can thank Kissinger for talking Nixon into this.  Like he also talked him into "China" and all kinds of other "ideas".

Nixon truly was just another "Useful POTUS", and "Dead men tell no tales".

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:07 | 5146350 john39
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sith mind control, or just plain satanic evil...

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:09 | 5146357 Liberal
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Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:16 | 5146393 James_Cole
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Analysts have underlined the deliberate inflammation of sectarian conflict between Iraqi Shias and Sunnis during the Iraq War by various Sunni and Shiite actors as the root cause of ISIS's rise.

The most common weapons used against US and other Coalition forces during the Iraq insurgency were those taken from Saddam Hussein’s weapon stockpiles around the country, these included AKM variant assault rifles, PK machine guns and RPG-7s. ISIS has been able to strengthen its military capability by capturing large quantities and varieties of weaponry during the Syrian Civil Warand Post-U.S. Iraq insurgency. These weapons seizures have improved the group's capacity to carry out successful subsequent operations and obtain more equipment. Weaponry that ISIS has reportedly captured and employed include SA-7 and Stinger surface-to-air missiles, M79 Osa, HJ-8 and AT-4 Spigot anti-tank weapons, Type 59 field guns and M198 howitzers, Humvees, T-54/55 and T-72 main battle tanks,M1117 armoured cars, Truck mounted DShK guns, ZU-23-2 anti-aircraft guns, BM-21 Grad multiple rocket launchers and at least one Scud missile.

When ISIS captured Mosul Airport in June 2014, it seized a number of UH-60 Blackhawk helicopters and cargo planes that were stationed there. However, according to Peter Beaumont ofThe Guardian, it seemed unlikely that ISIS would be able to deploy them.

Yep, dis all obama fault. Dat dumb lazy keyan socialist bastard / micromanaging evil genius built a time machine and fooled BushCheney into invading iraq!! I noes it! Now, 'scuse me while i look up the antichrist, revolvers and diabetes meds.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:21 | 5146411 nope-1004
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Doesn't matter who the leaders are, doesn't matter their gender, race, or party.  They represent an evil power that controls all the strings, intent on creating fear in their nation while destabilizing foreign lands.  The banking cabal is the source of this evil power.  A reserve currency and associated "sanctions" are proof that control and punishment go hand in hand with this group.

Obama, Bush, and Clinton are too stupid to be the true "commander-in-chief".


Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:29 | 5146431 DOT
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"We leave behind a self reliant Iraq" - BHO

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:25 | 5146912 Ms. Erable
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...not to mention 100 metric shit-tons of cash, a grip of helicopters that will fall from the sky when occupied by Seal team members, a bunch of poorly designed semi-armored vehicles that can locate and detonate any IED within 5 klicks of their position, and way too many overflowing cemetaries and used bodybags.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 20:40 | 5147295 medium giraffe
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Don't forget the recent addition of bomb craters full of aid packages.  wtfubarack!

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 21:28 | 5147430 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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Lincoln and Kennedy Coincidences

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. 
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. 

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. 
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. 

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters. 

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. 

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. 

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. 

Both were shot in the head. 

Lincoln's secretary, Kennedy, warned him not to go to the theatre. 
Kennedy's secretary, Lincoln, warned him not to go to Dallas. 

Both were assassinated by Southerners. 

Both were succeeded by Southerners. 

Both successors were named Johnson. 

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. 
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. 

John Wilkes Booth was born in 1839. 
Lee Harvey Oswald was born in 1939. 

Both assassins were known by their three names. 

Both names are comprised of fifteen letters 

Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse. 
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater. 

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 23:11 | 5147781 FeralSerf
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It is highly unlikely, if not impossible, that Lee Harvey Oswald killed Kennedy.

Oswald was a patsy, setup by the ones that conspired to kill Kennedy.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:22 | 5148482 old naughty
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The shadow fot the short guy is "longer" than the shadow for the tall guy?

And the horizon looks wrong, no?

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 23:17 | 5147803 nope-1004
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And.....  you forgot that little tidbit where G Bush Sr. worked in CIA security in Nov 1963 and called off the secret service to be with Kennedy when he landed in Dallas.  Civilian police were on site, along with the CIA and shooters.  NEVER has a President been protected by the CIA.... except JFK was that day.  It has always been the Secret Service.  The Bush family is deep in corruption.  Many other facts will emerge over time.


Wed, 08/27/2014 - 00:04 | 5147940 Drunk In Church
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The real threat facing America is off-shoring.  Without a manufacturing base, we're just another mediocre country.  We have a serious employment problem.  Enough said.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 00:51 | 5148028 boattrash
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Leonardo, so what's your point, are you saying it's time for another head shot?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 07:22 | 5148361 USisCorrupt
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Or maybe it should be more like 1,000,000

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 01:23 | 5148079 Dublinmick
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There are many things that Tecumseh predicted but the most startling would be the New Madrid earthquake but almost as notable would be the many presidents who would die in office if the indian lands were taken from them.

The great Shawnee chief, Tecumseh, was a warrior, a diplomat, a peacemaker and a prophet. He accurately prophesied to the day the great earthquake at New Madrid, IL (December 18, 1811) several months before it occurred. Tecumseh and his brother organized a confederacy of tribes to fight the menace of the United States. After the Battle of Tippecanoe (1811), in which his brother Tenskwatawa was defeated, Chief Techumseh sent a message, delivered by prisoners he released to  General William H. Harrison:

“Harrison will not win this year to be the great chief. But he may win next year. If he does, he will not finish his term. He will die in office.”

One of the prisoners argued, “But Chief Tecumseh, no president has ever died in office”.

“Harrison will die, I tell you,” Tecumseh said. “And when he dies you will remember the deaths of my people. You think that I have lost my powers: I who caused the sun to darken and red men to give up firewater. But I tell you Harrison will die. And after him, every great chief chosen every twenty years thereafter will die. And when each one dies, let everyone remember the death of our people.”

Before Tecumseh left for the Battle of the Thames in Canada (October 13, 1813), he gave away his possessions and made this prophecy to Tenskwatawa:

  • William Harrison (1841, pneumonia)
  • Abraham Lincoln (1865, assassinated)
  • James Garfield (1881)
  • William McKinley (1901)
  • Warren Harding (1923)
  • Franklin Roosevelt (1945)
  • John F. Kennedy (1963, assassinated)
  • Only two presidents elected at 20-year intervals before 1840 did not die in office: Thomas Jefferson and James Monroe (30, 31)


The 20-year cycle has been analyzed by the Fisher Exact Probability test and yields a statistical significance level of 0.00004, which is to say that there is only a very low possibility that the 20-year cycle is due to chance.

The statistical and theoretical difficulties of analyzing the cycle have been treated by the mathematician Michael Capobianco using a more conservative technique which still yields statistically significant results (0.012). According to Capobianco,

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:41 | 5146479 Stoploss
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Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:16 | 5146648 Doubleguns
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Bankers/MIC have firmly been in control since 1971. 


I think 1913 is more like it. Long time to get here and it will take a long time to get out of here. 

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:30 | 5146928 mvsjcl
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What I would pay to read a Presidential "memoir" that wasn't wholesale fiction.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:31 | 5146718 giggler321
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Like Rothschild wanted control of money and didn't care for who controls the people; there are those in power, under the chickens head that gets voted in, who always have their job, are in control no matter who gets voted in.  I do not know names but certainly the bankers remain in power pulling strings and importantly so do the military.  Look for the John Dingell of banking or military and you are probably on the right path.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:21 | 5146904 buyingsterling
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true, but Obama is truly their BOY. His 'blackness' allows him a new and unprecedented level of darkness.

He's the reason why Americans should never elect another minority, ever, unless they are conservative. The dick-sucking supplicants in the press have spent the last six years with their heads between Obama's legs, bobbing up and down. They'll give the same preferences to any woman or minority, which means we get an unaccountable executive.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:02 | 5147012 shovelhead
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What planet you think you're on, boy?

Bush II? Clinton? (outside lying to a grand jury) Bush I? On and on...

Funny guy.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:55 | 5147186 VWAndy
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Booo hissss.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:08 | 5147042 lotsoffun
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buyingsterling - sounds good to me!! except one thing.  it's over.

i am an american citizen, my origins are all western europe.  you think we are a 'majority'?

i work, make pretty good money and pay taxes, get NO bennies from  is that a majority?

oh - i don't work for local/state/federal government or corporations depending on government contracts.  majority?

i'm also not anywhere in the 'rainbow' coalition.  majority?

it's over dude.  sorry.  we ARE NOT a majority, and we become less and less so.

almost 50% of the united states is on some sort of hand-out, the number will only be increasing.

good luck, bud.  the whole qe thing and all the other government workings right now (except for pockets of local places that aren't ferguson, or detroit, or phillie, or brooklyn, or south l.a.)  are about taking everything that we have.

once that's gone, they'll deal with it.  but they haven't considered yet what comes after.



Wed, 08/27/2014 - 07:13 | 5148345 Dr. Bonzo
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You make a valid point. The Agenda has moved forward without slowdown under Barry, but it's obvious the left's "civil liberties" gang kept crying foul over all of Shrub's Constitutional transgressions. You haven't heard a whimper from them for the last 5 years. Not a fucking word. Guantanamo, targetted assassinations, renditions, Afghanistan, funding islamofascists, NSA, Wallstreet. Not. A. Fucking. Whimper.

We have to assume the next affirmative action candidate will get the same kids gloves treatment and a free pass.


Point well made.

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 16:02 | 5155454 Captain Chlamydia
Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:05 | 5148424 Yohimbo
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youll hear nothing but praise for kissinger in the mass and documentary media...what does that tell you?

they worship the ground that grand demon walked on.  My best guess is that he shared a soul with Edward Bernays (may he rot in hell)

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:07 | 5146351 SMG
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"Roll the mother fucking guillotines while you still can..."

You know I wonder what it will take, or are they going to manage us with fear/bribery through this transition.

Maybe that's why they want WWIII cause after that, they can do whatever they want without question.

Maybe they'll be a second American revolution.

It seems really hopeless lately.


Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:16 | 5146388 john39
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second american civil war seems more likely to be the plan.  not so much regional this time, as class and ethnic...

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:24 | 5146682 agent default
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War on that scale is a double edged sword.   They don't want all out WWIII the result can be too unpredictable.  What they want s many low intensity conflict preferably coming closer to home creating more uncertainty and the people accepting more government intervention/surveillance/interference at all levels.  For their "safety" of course.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 22:39 | 5147667 RaceToTheBottom
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He needs a second Grenada.

Maybe some clean cut US Med Students....

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:30 | 5146929 buyingsterling
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Here's my speculative theory of everything political, in a nutshell. It explains all of the varied threats that just seem to keep coming, police militarization etc., but unfortunately assumes that the elite would prefer a population of productive people to a population of dependents. So it likely isn't true.

Something big and beyond the control of the elite is coming, and they know it's coming. Probably something earth-related, as opposed to an economic oollapse. Between now and then, they're going to milk the system for what they can get, but also thin the herd and simultaneously encourage intelligent people to get ready and get hard. Then, when the true shit comes down, there's a smaller, hardier population that might not cannibalize itself entirely in the aftermath.


Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:37 | 5147151 luckystars
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My theory is

They have lost global domination with Cremia going back to Russia.

They bet the farm on this so they are cornered animals now.

Proxy wars going and then the big fireworks, nukes.

Russia survives and takes Istanbul, at this point Russian fleet can go into the Mediterranean and that breaks the back of NATO.

After that Jesus returns and restores the earth, or takes his flock away.

His flock are basically the decent people of any faith.

The rest are judged.

And that is the big thing they know is coming, they are trying to create as much chaos as possible, while they still can.

Destruction is what they crave, they are demonic creatures.


Tue, 08/26/2014 - 20:03 | 5147205 nmewn
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My theory is, they never have had a game plan outside of simple graft & corruption through "their laws" and regulations. They're going to be quite shocked when no one pays any attention to the mountains of paper they've produced or them waving it around as if paper actually means something.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 20:36 | 5147291 Moe Howard
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I agree with you. I have thought so for the last couple of years. They are kicking the can because they know a big reset is coming. I don't know what it is, however we have a few "indicators" - more earthquakes, more meteors, more astroids, sun acting weird etc.

Polar shift?


Earth shrugs?

Huge volocanic eruption [say Jellystone blows its wad].


Whatever it is, they know it is coming, and they cannot do anything at all about it.

It explains a lot, including why they seem so unconcerned about radiation from Japan.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 20:52 | 5147327 Miffed Microbio...
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Well, unless they have a fortified bunker filled with multigenerational provisions/ unlimited energy source or a space vehicle capable of interstellar/ inter-dimensional travel, they seem a little fucked themselves. Part of me thinks they are holding their finger in the dike ( dyke?) and just praying it all works being in a sick state of normalcy bias.


Wed, 08/27/2014 - 02:05 | 5148119 Harbanger
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Mr. is fortunate to have you.

Teach or better yet, raise some children woman, the Lord is with you, he will clear the way for you, just do it.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 12:49 | 5149642 Miffed Microbio...
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He already has and I am very grateful.


Tue, 08/26/2014 - 20:53 | 5147340 udaman
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Fuck u. Moe? Worst stooge

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:08 | 5146355 JRobby
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Fuck yea!

Well put and so economically.

Piked heads are the response.

Piked heads is so medieval you think? What would we call this current serfdom?

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:05 | 5147031 shovelhead
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Arabs Gone Wild.

Buy the Disc...$29.99.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:13 | 5146379 Freddie
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The US Military and Pentagon do nothing to defend the Constitution or the people.  It's been that way since the Civil War.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:24 | 5147096 NeoRandian
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Is there anything in the constitution about the military burning down your entire city? I haven't skimmed it in a while.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:56 | 5146540 seek
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1971? Try 1913.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:12 | 5146622 LawsofPhysics
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The money supply became fully "untethered" in 1971.  A central bank isn't necessarily bad, if they can't print all the money they want.  Absolute power corrupts, absolutely.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:34 | 5146940 buyingsterling
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Martin Armstrong argues that the Fed was fairly responsible into the sixties, but then government's appetite for money forced them to increase the money supply drematically.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:36 | 5147148 shovelhead
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He's right about that.

At numerous times the head of the Fed would fight Presidents who wanted to adopt loose fiscal policies. Johnson shopped them until he finally got his compliant man.

Johnson's Viet Nam and Welfare Great Society caused the printing presses to work overtime and everyone with dollars noticed and started redeeming dollars for gold. the trickle became a flood so Nixon had no choice to close the gold window to keep gold in the vaults and avoid bankruptcy. A default somewhere along the line became only a technical bankruptcy.

Welcome to floating currencies tied to the dollar that was tied to ...nothing.

Enter the world of the shit-storm of money printing and the emergence of the petro-dollar.

Exit rational monetary policy which was never really rational in the first place. Good as gold was replaced by faith.


Tue, 08/26/2014 - 20:20 | 5147250 luckystars
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Something I read about LBJ today!

''Johnson found it difficult to sustain his rationality in dealing with war critics. During a private conversation with some reporters who pressed him to explain why we were in Vietnam, Johnson lost his patience. According to Arthur Goldberg, L.B.J. unzipped his fly, drew out his substantial organ and declared, 'This is why!' ''

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 21:24 | 5147421 Bollixed
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Yep, and we've been referring to it as a 'Johnson' since then.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 22:43 | 5147682 ultraticum
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What a bunch of Fed apologist fags on this thread . . . . was it really OK between 1913 and 1971???  


You have to be fucking kidding me if you think they weren't laying in the weeds  . . . well, if you call FDR's re-valuatoin and confiscation laying in the weeds.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 20:11 | 5147228 luckystars
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Isn't it really after the Battle of Waterloo when they seized the bank of England with their Reuters lie?

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:35 | 5146732 TheReplacement
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One theory is that if you roll too early you will not give your adversaries the opportunity to tear each other apart.  Go to early and they might find common cause against you.  The theory might be valid if your groups of oligarchs really are seperate, thereby competing no matter how cooperative. 

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:26 | 5146911 petkovplamen
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much much longer than that Im afraid. try 1913, the year they started the federal Reserve Board. From then it took them only 17 years to cause the Great Depression. Nobody sees that connection though. 

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 20:12 | 5147233 luckystars
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Plus the creation of the IRS, WWl, Bolshevik Revolution.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 20:41 | 5147302 Jack Burton
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Indeed. The Laws of Physics are asking to be obeyed, and that means FIAT capitalism of bribes, corruption, wars and money printing are going to induce the "equal and opposite reaction" that physics demands. Our country and it's voters have been alseep for decades, drugged by a liar media and a fake democracy.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 22:04 | 5147549 PeakOil
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1971? Surely you jest? At least 1963 and likely long before that.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 07:02 | 5148331 localizer
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You have one group of oligarchs that only knows how to "create" paper promises and the other only knows how to blow shit up. 


Well said! Possibly the most accurate description in a single sentence of what is wrong with the world today.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:01 | 5146326 ACP
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"I'm really good at killing people."


Make that psychopath.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:09 | 5146364 JRobby
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Is that you Francis?

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:39 | 5146762 nope-1004
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No.  ACP been here a long time.


Wed, 08/27/2014 - 00:09 | 5147947 jballz
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Francis is in the basement of Mossad headquarters undergoing his sex reassignment surgery.

She's going to make a great counterintelligence asset. And rumor has it she's got a nice ass too.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:14 | 5146384 Winston Churchill
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"We came, we saw, he died", the psychopath in waiting.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:04 | 5146346 Stuck on Zero
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You don't get into office until the party has found dozens of skeletons in your closet. The real rulers can't control honest people.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:10 | 5146360 Chupacabra-322
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Criminal Obama = Criminal Bush = Criminal Clinton = Criminal Bush = Criminal Reagan = Criminal Carter = Criminal Ford = Criminal Nixion etc.... Well, you get the picture now don't you?

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:30 | 5146711 TheReplacement
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He is a puppet but it does seem like he's trying to break everything in sight.  Who knows, maybe the statist puppet will create the opening that people need to come to terms with how things really are, and are not.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:26 | 5146365 pFXTim
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heh...probably more realistic if the t-shirt said "Military-Industrial/Corporate/Banking/Globalist Feckless Foreign Policy"...Obama's just the currently appointed salesman, eh...president...

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:11 | 5146370 ugmug
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It is clear that the media is playing 'fantasy politics' like so many people are doing in sports. Every media person has selected Obama and the democrats for their team so every news report will declare victory to boost their fantasy points....the world is beyond hope.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:29 | 5146702 Canadian Dirtlump
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The intelligence Community, the deep state and another.... "group" are the threat. The mongoloid assertion that Obama's foreign policy has done this is just that. Mongoloid. I have no use for berri either, but COME ON.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:04 | 5147019 JuliaS
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Tis but a scratch!

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 15:55 | 5146308 Dr Strangemember
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Amen brother!  Couldn't have drawn it better myself.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 15:55 | 5146309 DeadFred
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I thought the old guy was already dead

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:00 | 5146310 Zirpedge
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No blood on the executioner? Wouldn't a cut juggular spirt like fifteen feet in the air?

Sorry, maybe we should give the ISIS executioner the benefit of the doubt that he did a wardrobe change after the "beheading"


Nevermind, just another opportunity (within the context of the hegelian dialectic process) to exclaim "Because Obama!"

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:02 | 5146329 logicalman
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It's arteries that squirt, not veins - Carotid in the neck (3 of 'em - Interior, Exterior & Common.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:23 | 5146672 caustixoid
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Actually the external jugular will squirt due to backpressure -- check out NHL goalie Clint Malarchuk after a skate went across his neck.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:08 | 5146869 Tinky
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You see? This is why I come to ZH.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 21:09 | 5147366 logicalman
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I stand corrected, but arteries do it better.

It was in respnse to '15 ft'

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 15:55 | 5146311 world_debt_slave
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but, but, O is just misunderstood

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 15:58 | 5146321 Dr Strangemember
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I remember when we used to fight the muslim menace by dipping bullets in pig's blood to insure the scum went straight to where they deserved.  Today I'm sure that's considered by the liberals a "war crime".


The USA is soooo over.  

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:02 | 5146327 Zirpedge
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The muslim menace...LOL... if we don't insult Islam, USA = over. Ok son, run along.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:09 | 5146367 knukles
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Run along, son...
A few weeks ago I'm waltzing into the pharmacy to pick up a prescription and a car comes whizzing too damned close by me around a corner.  Dumb looking blonde high school type driving a pimply faced ball cap on sideways high school type flips me the finger.
A few minute later I'm walking in to the grocery and guess who walks in right behind me?  Dumb blonde and her twinkie looking boy friend.  Who flips me the bird, again.  So I walk right up to her, look down, real close and say very loud; "Don't be embarrassed..... little brothers can be so fucking annoying."  She starts laughing in his face and he made a move toward me.  I lit up with a massive smile and he got the message that he was gonna get real hurt if he got any closer (See, it's an assault thingie.)
Run along, son.

T'is rare for me to act as such.  Exceedingly.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:14 | 5146381 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:27 | 5146425 LawsofPhysics
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Yes knuckles, everyone has a plan, right up until the first punch gets landed...

forget who said it.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:35 | 5146428 john39
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Mike Tyson.

edit.  correction, Joe Lewis, or perhaps it goes back even further...


Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:05 | 5146589 Zirpedge
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Neat story Knuckles, what type of symptom supressing allopathic quack medicine were you aquiring? flowmax? Try homeopathic medecine and work on your anger / youth resentment issues with meditation and exercise.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:13 | 5146630 LawsofPhysics
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...or just buy and consume local honey.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 20:11 | 5147234 shovelhead
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And get a bumper-sticker that says...

"Be healthy and eat your honey"

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:45 | 5147163 shovelhead
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Who can resist a good Knucks tale?

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 21:16 | 5147392 logicalman
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Know the feeling.

I don't drive, I cycle everywhere.

Had a couple of teenage idiots find it funny to cut me very close recently.

Red light ahead... oops.

I carry a heavy chain and lock - I have  decent bike.

Stopped next to them at the light and pulled off the chain from around my neck.

Informed them that if they evet tried it again, they would get more than just a look at the chain.

I never start anything, but I'm reasonably confident I know how to end something, short of being at the wrong end of a firearm.


Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:29 | 5146430 August
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Remember the good times... and piss on its grave.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:30 | 5146436 Duffy
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you mean the CIA/Mossad contrived and engineered Muslim menace which began when Zionism invaded the Muslim heartland, or some other?


Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:48 | 5146507 jomama
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Good point, but that's way over his head.   Good thing he's armed and likes to kill people.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:53 | 5146533 gaoptimize
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I logged on to vote you down.  Spend some time at Robert Spencer's .

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 20:48 | 5147316 actionjacksonbrownie
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So do you Megaphonies get paid by the down vote?



The Megaphone...


"Israel has begun effectively using a new weapon in its public diplomacy arsenal to fight the media war on the Web - a locally-developed computer software tool called the "Internet Megaphone." The Foreign Ministry itself is now pushing the idea, urging supporters of Israel everywhere to become cyberspace soldiers "in the new battleground for Israel's image."

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:23 | 5146679 RET
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No, the Muslim menace that began when Islam invaded the Christian heartland.  That one.

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 01:11 | 5152662 TheReplacement
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He said, she said.  This thing goes back so far that nobody knows who threw the first stone.  There is only one way this can end.  Either one side or the other wins.  That pretty much means all the losers have to die.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:00 | 5146323 blu
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Looks staged to me.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:01 | 5146328 TrustWho
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If Obama was in Foley's position, he would piss and shit in his pants and scream like a girl, no? I am amazed at Foley's manly approach to his execution. RIP, Mr. Foley.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:03 | 5146335 LawsofPhysics
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Indeed, as if it was almost scripted.  Brass fucking balls.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:12 | 5146372 TrustWho
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Foley is DEAD.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:20 | 5146401 john39
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that mannaquin showed real courage as it got is neck gouged with a butter knife.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:25 | 5146413 LawsofPhysics
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Yes, so is Osama, remember, he was "buried at sea, in accordance with tradition".


There is no question both men are dead.  that isn't the issue.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:33 | 5146443 Seize Mars
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Well if it's ok with you I'm questioning it.
The beheading was fake. The guy is a CIA operative as is his ostensible "siblings" on the Katie Couric bullshit lie festival "interview."

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:47 | 5146503 LawsofPhysics
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Well, herding sheep is hard work.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:12 | 5147052 Rakshas
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...... try herding cats....

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 01:14 | 5152667 TheReplacement
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Isn't it tho?  Why did Osama do what he did?  Why was Foley murdered?  Do these things not matter in that they do relate to the bigger picture and the price sons and daughters are paying for it?

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:38 | 5146955 Freddie
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The saddest one and it was real when the Italian cook was decapitated.  He fought them til the end. The poor guy was just trying to get a job, he was not a soldier.  Rest in peace. 

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:06 | 5146343 Dr. Engali
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The Nobel laureate constitutional scholar community organizer Obama is a citizen of the world. Remember how that was supposed to make them love us?

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 20:41 | 5147298 Oldwood
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Its a process.

He is trying to make the world through the stages, where at first they fear us, then hate us and then finally just feel sorry for us, right before they saw our heads off with a dull rusty knife.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:05 | 5146344 jacship
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Merika gaswars retake

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:05 | 5146347 Chupacabra-322
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The real threat? Worth a repost.

Imagine a room full of Pure Evil Psycopathic Criminal CIA Scum Fucks attempting to script together more False Narratives, PsyOp & Propaganda The American People / The World aren't buying any more.

The whole illusion has completely spun out of thier control. Amateurs.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:27 | 5146423 souljaboy
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I'm guessing it's so bad that no one in the upper levels of our government trusts anyone else in the upper levels of our government.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:38 | 5146464 Chupacabra-322
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Of course they don't. It's Criminally Compartmentalized.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:06 | 5146349 youngman
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This will not ever end in our lifetimes...we have over 7 billion people now on earth..all fighting for their space..their ideals...its just going to get worse as the population gets bigger....

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:08 | 5146359 john39
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>>as the population gets bigger...

they have a plan for that.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:45 | 5146493 negative rates
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Yea don't tell, them, it's called the depopulation and most of them will be on that train driven by Casey Jones.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 21:21 | 5147409 logicalman
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Whether 'they' have a plan for that, or not, is irrelevant.

Infinite Growth doesn't' stand a chance against Limited Resources.

Without oil, the world could likey sustain about 1 billion.

Think about what that means.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:11 | 5146369 TheFourthStooge-ing
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The planet's human population won't be getting much bigger. Because oil.

Definitely a lot more fighting ahead, though. Because oil.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:13 | 5146375 css1971
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You know how to fight?

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 20:15 | 5147239 shovelhead
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No fighting.

They'll have it and we won't.

Simple as that.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:14 | 5146371 Dr. Engali
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No worries, the population will be reduced to about 500,000,000 when they're done.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:20 | 5146408 cossack55
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Been to Georgia, huh?

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:24 | 5146414 LawsofPhysics
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Guidestones bitches, learn it, live it....

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:54 | 5146531 Overfed
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Would it be terrorism to just dynamite those fuckin' 'guidestones'?

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:39 | 5146766 Esso
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Yes, of course.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 19:51 | 5147179 gonetogalt
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I believe it was The Club of Rome back in '68 that published that 500,000,000 figure as optimal.

That meeting was essentially Bilderburgers plus a few invitees.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 20:18 | 5147249 shovelhead
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Some fuckin' crackpot wastes good money on some rocks and people think it was placed there by some fuckin' aliens or something.

Wake up and smell the coffee.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:28 | 5146913 Omen IV
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In 1950 it was 2.5 Billion - it is now moving like a freight train!

only one place has a multi-generational  responsibility for 1,000 years to protect

Russia: 146 million people on 7 million square miles of virtually undeveloped land worth over $100 Trillion at a minimum and NO .....government debt!

with everything necessary that the world needs - Putin has a 1,000 year problem on his hands to preserve the patrimony of the land, culture and history from the barbarians for all time

no one has ever faced this big a treasure to protect

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 21:28 | 5147433 logicalman
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If they stopped fighting and started cooperating and trying to understand each other, there might be some hope.

Unfortunately, as far a I can see, there is no hope.

Population will achieve equilibrium with the planet at some point, it's pretty much a given.

The big issue is whether the equilibrium state is worth living in and how unpleasant a path humanity has to travel to get there.


Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:26 | 5146418 SickDollar
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Where are  the strings holiding these two Muppets to the real Masters

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:34 | 5146445 MickV
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The REAL Threat is the existence of Obama in the WH. His installation by the NWO means that the US no longer exists, since the executor of the laws is an illegal entity. Obama is the wet dream of the NWO, a non natural born Citizen foreigner, and now domestic enemy, inhabiting the WH.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:38 | 5146465 Duffy
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check out chris bollyn's site on the powers behind Obama.  Not sure he gets it all right, but some interesting info.  I think Obama was selected to be the puppet long ago - and it was a brilliant choice.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:02 | 5146578 MickV
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He is an illegal entity, and more illegal entities are waiting in the wings, proving that both "sides" are in on the destruction of the US. Cruz, Rubio and Jindal were all born of foreign fathers and are not eligible.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 20:32 | 5147285 shovelhead
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Obama's father was natural born Frank Davis, Communist down to his socks and purveyor of nudie pics of Stanley Ann.

Obongo Obama would need four generations of white mixed in to come up with sonny Obama's high yeller.

Look at the pictures if you won't read the book.

Dead ringer.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 21:41 | 5147474 MickV
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That is not the story he has told. If that is true, then he has other problems

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 23:20 | 5147809 FeralSerf
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Obama's LEGAL father is the one his mother was married to. It makes no difference who provided the actual sperm.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:47 | 5146808 btdt
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The graze mark on this wing section leads toward the cockpit. The plane that was Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 was shot down on its 17th birthday, July 17, 2014.  Its first flight was July 17, 1997. - See more at:


Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:09 | 5146876 Tinky
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Been there 17 times already...

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:35 | 5146448 bshirley1968
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Been a lot of articles on the hedge lately about 1984 and brave new world.  This ISIS thing wreaks of Bernard Goldstein.

In our case, ISIS really exist.  They do want to destroy America, cut off heads, plant their flag at the WH, kill, pillage, and plunder. They are indeed as real as it gets.  Not sure they really beheaded Foley.  Maybe they did.  But they are not a figment of Big Brothers imagination..... They were created, funded, trained, and outfitted by Big Brother.  They are real and when they are gone, there will be another and another and another....... Because like the banks need inflation  to keep the debt going and slowly suck away our lives, Big  Brother needs a boogy man to keep us scared so they can militarize and take away freedom.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:52 | 5146525 LawsofPhysics
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Simply put, big brother and all his ilk are criminals.  The tree of liberty needs fertilizer....


Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:37 | 5146454 Duffy
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I'm afraid to ask but anyone have a link to the video? Mike Rivero says its fake which makes me think it isn't  [he claimed the Boston bomb was fake as were the injuries - which hundreds of witnesses and doctors and nurses and emts in about 10 hospitals would dispute - but sure, maybe they're all in on it...sigh]...


I haven't seen it, but I tend to think ISIS still enjoys Saudi/CIA and perhaps Turkish and Israeli support...   plenty of beheadings of Syrians happened for a couple years and no one in the US seemed to care...  not sure why they'd need a fake one for shock and awe.


My provisional thought - real beheading filmed by a weak-stomached neocon from the Foundation for Defense of Democracies, National Endowment for Democracy, or some other Zio/Neocon front group.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 17:17 | 5146640 MickV
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The FBI had to admit that they knew exactly whom the Tsaranovs were, after at first asking the public who they were. When it starts with a lie, then the whole thing is a lie. same with the incompetent pilots doing death defying feets of aircraft skill, where not one plane part, or body, was found. Same as the flaming red haired gunman that no one saw in the theater, or sold a ticket to. Same as the Autistic kid getting off 180 shots and killing everyone without one injury, where no medivac helicopters came and no bodies were seen. Same as the "unarmed Teenager (6'4" 300 lb.) getting "shot in the back, with his hands up". Same as the missing black box that was examined and never heard about again.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 18:45 | 5146968 Freddie
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I have watched endless videos on Sandy Hoax.   I have come to the conclusion that Adam lanza, his mom and dad never existed.  They were not real. 

The Chechen brothers?  The older one was a low level drug enforcer.  He probably murdered 3 American kids from a gym he went to over a pot deal. 2 white kids and a black kid who were not thugs.   The older brother was also supposedly an informant.  Boston was another fake.  At least five Blackwater, Xe, Academie guys in ball caps and khakis within a few feet of the "bombs" minutes before the bombing.

Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:44 | 5146459 all-priced-in
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I got a job as VP of manufacturing for a large company -

I officially started on a  Monday  -

On Sunday one of the night shift supervisors made a really bad decision - it required about $250K of production to be scrapped - a total loss - this was discovered at 6:00 AM when first shift started.

This greeted me as I arrived at work for my first day - I had not even had a cup of fucking coffee yet.  

Word travels fast - I got a call from the CEO around 10:00 AM - asking me WTF was going on down there and WTF was I going to do about it?

If I would have said - its not my fault I have only been on the job for 3 hours - I would have been fired - and would have deserved to be.

You accept a job it means you are responsible for the whole fucking thing - good - bad - ugly -

It drives me absolutely nuts that Obama (and many others) are still blaming prior presidents for problems - he has been in office for almost 6 years.

You are the president - if you don't want the responsibility - then quit - other wise take some fucking responsibility you pussy ass fuck.

But wait -   it is even worse.

If any thing good ever happens - then this lazy ass fuck can't find a TV camera fast enough so that he can take credit.


 Disgraceful absolutely disgraceful.   











Tue, 08/26/2014 - 22:02 | 5147541 Freddie
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Are you serious?  He is there to destroy the United States and he is doing a great job. He is there to destroy your future.

The cowards in the military and Pentagon do nothing to defend The Constitution.   You sound like a person who watches TV and Hollywood's shit.   Wake up dude - you have no clue.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:50 | 5148562 all-priced-in
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"Are you serious?"

Are you Glenn Beck?




Tue, 08/26/2014 - 16:43 | 5146486 jomama
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give me a break.  that puppet barely fucking decides what's for dinner each night.

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