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The world wants to know "Who's on first?"
And which of these men is the worst
Forget about "Who's"
For here's the real news:
With war profiteers we are cursed
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dim sum, for the eye, and heart.
Alfred E Neuman's secret identity, a quantum superposition ? Quark Quent? Boson Lane?
Alfred E Neuman's secret identity . But which one?
Quelle horreur! Please not a quantum superposition !
What the world wants to know is who will shoot the first nuke missile.
what the world wants to know is who we will accuse of shooting the first nuke missile.
Like Bud, I may not know who's on first - but I know who's gettin' struck out! Great work as always, WB VII. You know, I really think I would die of depression if you weren't there to lighten the load everyday! How's it feel to be truly indispensable?
Don't take it that far, but FWIW, I understand Master Banzai has trained several padawons.
All y'all, if u have an iThing, ask Siri "who's on first" - Ned
This could be read as a two-for. Substitute John McCain for Putin, and Douglas MacArthur McCain for Poroshenko. William is now showing his ability to perceive more than 4 dimensions!
yo fool:
if that is the only dimensionality that u can see in WB7's work, well, that is all the further that u can see.
- Ned
I was just going for the breaking the 4th wall on a 2D campus with the looney tunes theme. And him being smart enough to know that the Official State Department position on McCain is that they will not release sensitive information about U.S. citizens who join ISIS and attack U.S. citizens.
my comment is wrt WB7, who exhibits layers upon layers of truth (has to be there if the comedy/sarcasm/irony/hurt is going to penetrate through the cloud of the everyday mind).
Haven't gone back to look at some of these posts without another "ah ha" smacking my gob.
- Ned
We aren't getting shit.
I was hoping Putin would punch that guy in the ear. Could use some entertainment around here.
Lol, this was used on the MF Global Fraud/confiscation/ seg funds "missing" debacle Extensively.
can you guess who was who? Where's John???
Somehow it seems like Biden belongs in the skit!
He'd screw it up.
Who'd screw it up? Biden! By den it would already have been screwed up. By who? No, By den.
William B7,
In the Las Vegas skits they did in the mid-50's, Abbott and Costello used to use more 'colorful' language; but this video posting is far more enjoyable!
In the minds of the sheople, such matters as you (and others like myself; the last refugees from a lost generation) discuss and contemplate are not important. SERIOUSLY.
A SIMPLE question is posed for your further consideration: IF you are in an automobile traveling at a velocity of 80 miles per hour, how long will it take to travel 80 miles? This question, of course, will not measure any distances traveled outside the microsphere; simply the distance traveled from two set points on a stationary two-dimensional straight line. If you are strictly 'metric', then transpose the figure in to '80 KPH'; and '80 kilometers'.
Here are FIVE video recordings of people trying to answer this simple question:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8DNGh126oM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rqf8oWLVmdE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cecliv5BTNo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2eyq9qTOQY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGdc0IfF6rg
Sometimes, William, I actually get quite discouraged with the full realization that people can be so fucking IGNORANT (and STILL have enough core intelligence to maintain breathing and voting and texting and breeding).
DE-EVOLUTION and mathematical theorum of the Second Law Of Thermodynamics are quite REAL, measurable, and undeniable.
Most sheople don't even understand the simple comedy done by Abbott and Costello, I'm afraid.
Ask 100 people on the street who Poroshenko is, and they will ALL look at you with blank stares. Ask 100 Americans ('Merkuns') who the Vice-president of the CONUS is, and expect wild guesses.
Zero Hedge is one of the last places where reality is discussed, and 'WB7' is one of the last of the dying breed of reality-mirroring humans left (In My Humble Opinion). Sarcasm is a tool of those who see honest reality and point it out through comedic art (if they can still understand the simpler things, like 'how long does a car going 80 MPH take to go 80 miles?').
Don't stop, WB7. The REMNANT of HUMANITY (that is still human and alive) appreciate your work.
"Thus I draw from the absurd three consequences, which are my revolt, my freedom, and my passion."--Albert Camus
1. The refusal to surrender to ALL that is absurd by taking ones own life (figuratively and literally).
2. The refusal of conformity. Surrendering to conformity is a form of mental suicide.
3. To resolve to pursue one's passon whatever the consequences.
Pretty good ideas for turning the negative energy into something positive at a personal level in the Age of Hopelessness.
Many of the emotions and frustrations we are experiencing now were thoughtfully considered in similar circumstances by the existentialists and the absurdists a century ago.
And speaking of suicides, apparently the number of suicide fatalities in the US now exceeds automotive related fatalities. I don't know what thenumbers are off hand. But this is remarkable.
One of the consequences of our idyllic existence in the land of False Freedoms. I wonder which is better, to know that you are not free and then just deal with it or to be brainwashed into believing you are free and then painfully discovering you are not.
I had a teacher once, who used to say "you are an accident. You could have just as easily have been a dribble on your father's leg. Now consider that and live your life accordingly." Wise words, your life is what YOU make of it and don't let some shitheads twake that away from you...
In the depths of winter I finally learned there was in me an invincible summer. (Albert Camus)
Burp...;-)
Dad used to say that I could have been just a dribble on my mother's leg. Apparently, my father and your teacher were alike and opposite in some barely perceptible way.
Is that Las Vegas Dave?
Still funny.
Poroshenko is selling his imperium and the counselor firms belong to Rothschilds.