Caption Contest: "He Doesn't Bite" Edition

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Wonder why last night's Russian-Ukraine talks were a complete flop (as the WSJ explains here)? The following photo of Belarus president Lukashenko promising to Poroshenko that Putin doesn't really bite, should help explain.


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Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:16 | 5148443 Croesus
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"Tovaresh: C'mon...we are all friends here. Vodka fix everything. My wife is  douche with borscht for perestroika"


Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:17 | 5148452 Latina Lover
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Porkyschenko is afraid that Putin will roast his ass and feed him to the dogs.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:17 | 5148458 Latina Lover
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We don't serve polonium here.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:20 | 5148463 Latina Lover
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Caption:  (directed at porkyschenko)

Here piggy, piggy, piggy, SOOOWEEEE....


Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:27 | 5148495 Rakshas
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you got a purty mouth boy

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:32 | 5148513 svayambhu108
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Round one fight!

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:54 | 5148576 GetZeeGold
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Don't screw with me.....the KGB is right around the corner.


Laugh it up for 1.3 seconds funny man....then you're gonna be done.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 13:16 | 5149784 Hephaestus
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Putin: I see your PR has been a little shaky lately. That reminds me... Do you enjoy the special DMT blend blow we put in circulation for your area? Because<chuckle> I'm pretty sure your spin doctors do!

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 21:58 | 5152258 mjcOH1
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L: "No no play dis game vit Obama too!   Put neck in dis hand now, and loosen trousers."

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:21 | 5148475 Sudden Debt
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Wed, 08/27/2014 - 11:04 | 5149146 BlindMonkey
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I didn't know Barry was at that meeting. I didn't see him in the pics.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 12:51 | 5149647 ugmug
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"We threw the baby out with the bathwater. Are you happy now?"

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:18 | 5148469 wallstreetapost...
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"may i have this dance... then later we can switch"

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 12:34 | 5149577 StandardDeviant
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What exactly is Putin looking at in this picture?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 21:50 | 5152230 mjcOH1
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A lackey giving his opponent some shit.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:18 | 5148462 old naughty
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C'mon, be nice  I gave him one pole for his flag, same as you.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:18 | 5148466 Cattender
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Wait... i heard on CNN that Putin is Very Naughty! (Even considered to be Bad by some)

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:48 | 5148553 JuliaS
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I say tom-ate-o. You say tom-ah-to.

I say Lukashenko. You say Poroshenko!

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:47 | 5148564 williambanzai7
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Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:04 | 5148638 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:05 | 5148642 williambanzai7
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Just got junked by Poroshenko's scrotum.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 11:23 | 5149239 agNau
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"No, it's not that bad. Just Russian neutering machine! You can take it now, or a little later when Nordstream complete."

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:34 | 5148751 Sudden Debt
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:) +1000

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:41 | 5148787 gallistic
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That guillotine needs a larger aperture to fit Porky's gargantuan cranium in there...

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:38 | 5148771 BorisTheBlade
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No caption needed.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:49 | 5148821 falak pema
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WB7's version of the "Sicilian Kiss" !

What could be more eloquent ! 


Wed, 08/27/2014 - 10:10 | 5148914 Atomizer
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Well done. Mrs Atomizer is sitting next to me. She asked me to stop laughing and get myself under control. This is comedy gold

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 10:11 | 5148915 Anarchy 99
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superb, with Putin holding the rope

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 10:15 | 5148931 barre-de-rire
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how do you display flikr pictures ?


my trys are always plain txt links :(

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 03:02 | 5152777 StychoKiller
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You are NOT one of the annointed, so buzz off serf!

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 10:08 | 5148904 clade7
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"What did I tell you?  At Mens Warehouse, You buy one suit, and get the other two free!"

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:15 | 5148446 LostandFound
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What a testicle sack!

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:14 | 5148447 Hannibal Barca
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hahahahhahahaha this pure Lukashenko guy was trying desparately. He was quite sympathising because, after all, zionist only in the very last moment picked Yanukovich over him ))

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:30 | 5148735 free_as_in_beer
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ukraine colluded with the nazi's, i would guess zionist back russia...

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:16 | 5148451 whoknoz
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..."Mr. Putin sends you this load of virtual bullshit, with his compliments..."

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:16 | 5148454 Infinite QE
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We need to end this zionist circus with a cage match of Netendefeckenyahoo, all the zio-oligarchs, Obama and Putin.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:25 | 5148725 Otrader
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As long as they control the joobux in the west, we will continue to finght these silly wars for them.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:16 | 5148455 rucunus
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Err, you're gonna want to bend over now. It'll actually make it less painful...

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:17 | 5148456 LostandFound
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C'mon, he wont turn the gas off, honest!

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:17 | 5148460 AdvancingTime
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At this point Putin holds all the cards, this will become more obvious as winter nears and events unfold.  It seems both Russia and many of the separatist in Eastern Ukraine would support federalization. Surely, no reason exist for Kiev to be opposed other than a loss of power. A more federalized government is also the most plausible way of keeping Ukraine intact.

Support for sanctions is mixed in Europe as some countries fear Russia and have an ax to grind with Putin while others wish to move forward. Saber rattling has only lead to death and destruction.  As I see it little good will come from further bloodshed and it is time for the West to stop sending money to Kiev so they can ramp up the violence and continue the civil war. More on the progress being made in the article below.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:52 | 5148578 Latina Lover
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Federalization is off the table. Novorossiya has declared independence from the Ukraine.



Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:18 | 5148464 papaswamp
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'Seriously...his dick is this long!'

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:24 | 5148484 LostandFound
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==================================D this long?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:22 | 5148465 rccalhoun
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whats going on around putins right ankle?  is he packing or is he wearing a go pro? would a TSA agent notice?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:19 | 5148471 Boomberg
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Ok it was just a joke. Putin's gas wasn't really that bad was it? 

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:20 | 5148474 Billy Sol Estes
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3 people the world could do without

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:48 | 5148560 venturen
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Obama, Hillary and Kerry? Can I get a bonus of Biden as well?



Jamie, Lloyd and bonus Yellen! Or that Isreal who is now running the FED, Fischer


So many...

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:22 | 5148476 bigkansas
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Want to find out why they call him Vladimir the errect?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:21 | 5148480 I_Am_
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The smug grin on Putins' face says a lot.....

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 10:01 | 5148872 toady
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He does look like he's about to bite porky.

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