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The DSKing Of Christine Lagarde: IMF Head Formally Charged In Fraud Probe

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Ah, the perils of European power politics.

A day after France revealed its new government, the person who so eagerly stepped in after DSK's infamous and choreographed fall from grace and the IMF presidency (not to mention his derailed French presidential ambitions, greenlighting Hollande as what would become the worst French president ever), Christine Lagarde is about to be DSKed herself after "someone" clearly has set their sights on the former French finance minister.

Several hours ago the news hit that a French court has put Christine Lagarde, head of the International Monetary Fund, under a formal probe for negligence in a corruption investigation dating back to her days as finance minister.  To be sure, this development is hardly a shock: recall that it was over a year ago when "IMF's Lagarde Flat Raided Over French 'Payout' Probe" with her ascent to the head of the IMF also riddled with numerous allegations of impropriety involving the Tapie matter. However, until now, such outside interventions were below the radar, and certainly never escalated to anything formal or official. Alas, it now appears that Madame's time has come, even if Lagarde hasn't grasped it just yet.

From the WSJ:

Ms. Lagarde confirmed the decision in a statement but said it was "without basis," adding she would challenge it with a higher court. She said she was heading back to Washington Wednesday and would brief the IMF board about the latest development.


The investigation is part of a complex, drawn-out probe into the alleged misuse of state funds. The case stems from a decision in the 2008 to use arbitration to settle a dispute with business tycoon Bernard Tapie. The arbitration panel awarded €420 million to Mr. Tapie.


"The magistrates of the court of justice of the Republic have decided to place me under formal investigation," Ms. Lagarde said in statement. "After three years of procedure, the sole surviving allegation is that through inadvertence or inattention I may have failed to intervene to block the arbitration that brought to an end the longstanding Tapie litigation," she added.

Bloomberg adds:

IMF issues statement after Managing Director Christine Lagarde put under formal investigation for her role in an arbitration case during her time as French finance minister.


IMF spokesman Gerry Rice: “She is now on her way back to Washington and will, of course, brief the board as soon as possible. Until then, we have no further comment”

Regardless of the spin, at this point it's all over for the first female president of the IMF, whose departure has come with the same facility as her ascent.

The only question is who and why was angered by her policies over the past three years, and who will be her replacement. And most importantly, is the imminent shift at the top of the IMF indicative of what the CFR pitched yesterday when it proposed that the time has come for Bernanke's money paradrop. After all, one would need an even more obedient puppet at the head of the monetary fund if such an idiotic plan is to even be able to take off the ground, so to speak.

As for Lagarde, we are confident she and Angelo Mozillo will have enough fake tanning tips to exchange during their long and worry-free retirement.

And with that, Bill was finally Killed.


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Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:01 | 5148413 stant
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What? Her ouiji board is a Chinese counterfeit?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:12 | 5148442 GetZeeGold
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Oh she's so gonna put a hex on you bitch.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:17 | 5148459 max2205
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Her dick is bigger than David's

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 10:17 | 5148924 philipat
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Sorry, was that the DSKIng or "Fisting" of Christne Lagarde??

She belongs with "The Man with the Tan" (Angelo) in The Virgin Islands. No, actually, come to think of it, in jail. She might, in the interim, be sentenced to spend two years with Strauss-Kahn??

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 18:40 | 5151562 UnpatrioticHoarder
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2014 is certainly turning out to be a magical year

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:20 | 5148461 Bioscale
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Charged on 27th of august.. here you go with a 7 again..just kidding

I do as I'm told

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:28 | 5148491 GetZeeGold
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Just hold your breath.....and pray nothing bad happens.


Had I gone to that much trouble.....I would have made sure at least something happened.....just sayin.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:49 | 5148567 Bioscale
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Something is going to happen, no doubt. And you can be sure it will be this year (sept/oct).

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:59 | 5148601 Manthong
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This pair kind of looks like twins.

Are they brothers?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:13 | 5148664 PT
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27/8/2014:  2+7+8+2+1+4 = 24.  2+4 = 6

6 ?????????


Then again, what's happening tomorrow?



Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:15 | 5148682 Cacete de Ouro
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2+7 = 9

9 = 3 * 3

33rd degree

"Thank you so much, merci beaucoup. As you can tell, I do as I'm told and I thought I had to stand up at the time when my immediate predecessor would sit down and clearly I failed."

They’re mostly all Masons,” says Coignard of the Carlton’s ringleaders.

The investigation into the prostitution ring in Lille ultimately swept up 10 suspects, including Mr. Strauss-Kahn. They knew each other largely through their membership as French Freemasons, according to Karl Vandamme, a defense lawyer who represents Fabrice Paszkowski, the owner of a medical supply company who played a crucial role in organizing the sex parties.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 10:18 | 5148942 GetZeeGold
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Damn you math freaks......slow down.....I'm a blonde.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:26 | 5148492 SAT 800
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"Rick, I'm shocked; shocked, I say, to see that corruption has been going on here".

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:00 | 5148608 Grinder74
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So she and Rick and Perry can share a cell now?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:44 | 5148796 junction
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Drudge Report has the LaGarde news as the banner headline.  How will she afford to pay for her tanning sessions and botox treatments without her IMF President salary?  Who knows what promises she made to former NYC Mayor Bloomberg to get DSK framed for having sex with a former Mali prostitute?  When you deal with the NWO, be prepared to be tossed under the bus when your usefulness is at an end.  Au revoir, you corrupt bitch!

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 10:10 | 5148910 Freddie
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Don't forget she is totally connected to university of CHICAGO.    She is an Obama person.  France supposedly is controlled by Red Shield like UK and USA.   One wonders if there are any good guys in this story.  She is a c*nt.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 11:54 | 5149369 mc225
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looks like a tranny... 'not that there's anything wrong with that'.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:51 | 5148828 Canadian Dirtlump
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1 - I still maintain that she was formed in an alchemical chamber as a demonic homunculis using ( among other things ) a mandrake root and a pair of George Hamilton's soiled speedos.


2 - I recall this investigation was opened in 2011 and scuttled when she was to take the seat.


Sum total is this - get them all to report to the disco, chain the doors from the outside and call in an airstrike and drop several thermobaric bombs on it.



Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:06 | 5148414 viedoklis_lv
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Mother of Russian soldier, asks Ukranians to give her back sons dead body:

Russian soldier asks Putin regime not to send russians to die in Ukraine - it's not russian war.

Russian soldiers knew that they where send to Ukraine:

Dead russian soldier funeral - those who died in Ukraine


But Putin still contiues to lie that there are no Russian soldiers in Ukraine

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:09 | 5148435 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Ah, viedorkolis, the Lithustonian polack, comes singing the same tired songs.

Another day, same propaganda bin.

These Yatzi propagandists love to depict themselves as innovative. They would be welcomed to show their innovation in their cheap propaganda.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:17 | 5148453 GetZeeGold
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Shout out to my KGB bitchez this know who you are.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:42 | 5148545 Toolshed
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Youtube? You must work for the State Dept.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:54 | 5148846 Canadian Dirtlump
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Given your avatar looks like a dissembled swastika, I think it clear that you are on the team of the neo-nazi militias / politicians who, along with the likes of victoria nudelman ( daughter of a legitimate madman ) have decided that Ukraine needs to be put in the position of indentured debt slave to the West, while simultaneously getting the daily double of walking us towards WW3 with Russia.


Wed, 08/27/2014 - 10:05 | 5148884 viedoklis_lv
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Google swastika and compare to my avatar. Now, tell me what is similar? Sharp lines? Anything else?

My avatar represents ancient Latvian symbol that stads for life and light.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 10:11 | 5148919 Canadian Dirtlump
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I don't need to google it, I merely refer to my tramp stamp ( don't ask ).

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:21 | 5150661 COSMOS
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You had to be strung out on some serious shit to come up with that as a symbol for life etc.

Just use the peace sign dude, it sticks better.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 10:16 | 5148937 Freddie
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The really sad story is the Ukies are threatened and will be shot if they try to avoid being drafted in the illegal zio-Junta's phony army.   The poor Ukie bastards are being killed off like rats.  The Novorussiyans are telling them that they do not want to kill them and to walk away.

The Ukie Army is using a lot of Poles, stoned Africans and other mercenaries including Americans.

How the Ukie Army is being destroyed in Cauldrons

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 16:31 | 5151072 TheRedScourge
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If you dump the funeral video's description text into Google Translate, it tells you that they were infact members of the Ukrainian pro-Russian insurgent group "The Russian Orthodox Army". This kind of defeats your argument.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:03 | 5148418 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Ms. Orange Unsmoothie should try the Agent Orange defense: "I'm sick".

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:07 | 5148430 MeMongo
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"The olde guard" " the olde battle axe"

Lagarde=Tribal cheesepope!

No formal charges GUARANTEED!

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:11 | 5148437 old naughty
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and she would, just like all other women in power, stick up the middle finger, and say: :Fxck you, France".

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:28 | 5148498 old naughty
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btw, what's with the bag, bag-MAN?

And how was Bill killed, again?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:32 | 5148505 SAT 800
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LOL. Cheesepope. IMF Cheesepope. Not good for public relations image of sacred IMF. Be interesting to see how this develops.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:24 | 5148486 BandGap
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Ms. Weeping Cheeto

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:05 | 5148420 Dubaibanker
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Another top level person who dared to speak the truth and wanted the world to be equal and mutually

We await her unceremonious departure as the Head of IMF!

Who wants to bet that the next Head of IMF may be from the alumni of the vampire squid? 

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:13 | 5148434 Quinvarius
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Legarde was a worthless hack.  She doesn't even understand banking.  Her speeched were borderline insane.  The only people who know what they are doing and how things work are stealing everything.    The public faces of authority are weak minded, talentless fools.  They are there precisely because they can't figure out what is really going on.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:22 | 5148479 Dubaibanker
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Watch this... anyone downvoting my comment.....what she said on PBS in April 2014 that "giving more voice to China, Emerging market economies etc because it is representative of where the world is going"....

She also said 'the world is growing slowly and could have years of slow growth"...'eliminate barriers'. 'reforming the job market' 

She did speak the truth!

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:48 | 5148566 hairInTheSoup
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"...'eliminate barriers'. 'reforming the job market' = imf becomes officially the one world gvt

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:20 | 5148702 PT
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" ... where the world is going ..." sounds so much like fate, destiny, something unavoidable.  Then no-one has to be held to account.  Much nicer than the more accurate, "... where we are sending everything ..."

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 11:46 | 5149345 rqb1
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Dude, she may be better than DSK but that doesnt mean much. 

I actually missed DSK b/c any forcast the imf gave, when he was there,  was wrong.

You could always trust them to try to mislead people.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 11:56 | 5149388 mc225
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i'm sure she's wonderful.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 10:44 | 5149053 GoldenGeezer
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"The only people who know what they are doing and how things work are stealing everything."

Do you mean like this guy?


Just a little Wednsday humor.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:50 | 5148546 hairInTheSoup
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"who dared to speak the truth"


seriously ? when did she dare to say that the imf is a terrorist organisation & the reserve rate financial paradigm a complete scam making people of the world slave of the banksters ?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 11:11 | 5149172 Dubaibanker
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She spoke the the sense that she wanted everything to be equal...and wanted other nations to have more voting power.....and perhaps said things out of line.

That is why she is being humiliated publicly because she spoke against the powers that be....

The whole thing got digressed because of my silly choice of words.

The fact is that she is being humiliated and will be removed and a Goldman banker may take her place.

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 04:19 | 5152827 hairInTheSoup
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when as an imf boss  she tells she wants everything to be equal, she doesn't mean for usa or emerging countries to adopt the free health care & harsh (for employer) labor laws of a few european countries (germany, sweden, norway, finland, france...), she means for those european countries to drop their regulations & privatise everything &  end up becoming the same kind of society as usa.

you're so mistaken about lagarde, she's a scary bitch (i'm french i'd dare to say, i know where she's coming from & that's not Sherwood)

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:06 | 5148421 p00k1e
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Hmm....  The Sun is still rising here. 

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:06 | 5148426 q99x2
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Oops there goes another waterbug. As a banker she still has time to jump.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:13 | 5148444 kowalli
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jump from a window

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:08 | 5148428 Chippewa Partners
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Her sentence will be to attend further tanning bed sessions.    

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:20 | 5148470 GetZeeGold
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Oh my gosh no......not the briar patch......anything but that.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:08 | 5148433 MeetTozter
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"But Eime an EEconomist, I never see ainee theeng coming!"

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:11 | 5148439 edwardo1
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The IMF is going to follow LaGarde-whenever she actually goes- into permanent retirement. It's baked into the eclair.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:13 | 5148441 AdvancingTime
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Christine Lagarde is the perfect leader for the IMF and I hope this will bring more attention to it. The IMF is a tool of the Western developed countries that provide its funding. This means that when the IMF rubber stamps their policy it means very little and we should not be reassured.

The pool of money the IMF loans and redistributes around the world helps to stabilize countries if they are failing or economically unstable.  But many people do not understand who, and how they are funded. While the IMF exerts a fair amount of influence, it is political in nature and pushes the way the wind blows.

This bring up the issue and questions as to how muddled this system is. With a loud voice the IMF is overrated, it often uses only a small amount of money to make the very desperate march in line, at times this means not solving problems but helping to kick the can down the road. For more on the IMF see the article below.


Wed, 08/27/2014 - 10:19 | 5148946 Freddie
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Dude - you could have boiled it down to one sentence.  The IMF's job is to enslave and loot smaller countries.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 12:46 | 5149632 Otto Zitte
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size doesn't matter

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 18:40 | 5151558 Escrava Isaura
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Michael Hudson: IMF was not set up to finance domestic government budget deficits. Its loans are earmarked to pay foreign creditors, mainly to maintain a country’s exchange rate.

The effect usually is to subsidize flight capital out of the country – at a high exchange rate rather than depositors and creditors getting fewer dollars or euro. In Ukraine’s case, foreign creditors would include Gazprom, which already has been paid something. The IMF transfers a credit to its “Ukraine account,” which then pays foreign creditors.

The money never really gets to Ukraine or to other IMF borrowers. It is paid to the accounts of foreigners, including foreign government creditors, as in IMF loans to Greece. Such loans come with “conditionalities” that impose austerity. This in turn drives the economy even further into debt – forcing the government to tighten the budget even more, run even smaller budget deficits and sell off public assets.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:14 | 5148445 Bill of Rights
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Ebola distraction = Fail

Russia distraction = Fail

Ukrainian distraction = Fail

Ferguson distraction = Fail

MH17 distraction = Fail


Lets try the Political heads of state distraction and see how that works.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:21 | 5148477 GetZeeGold
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The good news is.....we found the IRS emails......wanna talk about that?


Yeah......didn't think so.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:16 | 5148449 Charles Nelson ...
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This Twat is about get the political oligarch pussy version of a mafia boss getting whacked by his own family.

Oh well, her book will be out in 18 months with the forward by Hitlery.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:19 | 5148468 Lokking4AnEdge
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"......Vive La France-F...K La Balance..."


Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:21 | 5148472 falak pema
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Is she then dead as far as the IMF is concerned?

I would have thought that the more rotten the head man/woman, the more in line he/she would be with executing the IMF's philosophy. 

Probity is not their middle name, its daylight-robbery. The hyphen gives it the upper class chick, a touch of ENA, Ivy league or Oxbridge.

The same culture as the TBTF.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:30 | 5148489 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Probably a condition to Putin and Russia here to descalate Ukraine since it was that IMF loan that escalated the whole mess in the first because the had no money to pay the military to fight until the IMF took Ukraine's gold and gave them funny money they could use to buy MIC weaponry.

The timing of the move to remove Lagarde is right on the money also.....


Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:15 | 5148672 espirit
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@ Dewey

I think you're spot on with that theory.  Also, Lagarde may be further implicated in funding <other> shadow organizations.

Sooo... time to cut the connection.  Retire, or jump Bitch.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:30 | 5148499 Bangin7GramRocks
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Maybe she started to awaken from her slumber. They had to put that bitch right back to sleep. Not as artful as the takedown of DSK, but effective.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:33 | 5148511 yogibear
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When was Lagarde's sex change?

She's one ugly dude.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 11:30 | 5149269 Clowns on Acid
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He ran out of money half way thru .....

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:36 | 5148515 tony wilson
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failed french calculus

i do what i'm told she says.

the dried up cunt is finished.

she already knew that i am told.

it knew her saturn time was was up and done

and done again.

why cos

 it was talmud written so it must be so.

you see it was all just  a tora numbers game init

a normalcy of  satanic rabbinical numeracy.

she stated her number 7  a math mosaic  in jan.

all about the coming blood soaked year.

of good times of yiddisha money interest

of healings and happy caananite holidays.

she failed.

lagarde laid bare

orange skin stretched acrooss sunken skeletal bone

her abacus shattered into a 1000 points of rothschild light

does not exist now

  the undead walking

and cunt cannot count.


Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:36 | 5148525 Infinite QE
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It's a right of passage Tony. She will be running a hedge fund, like DSK, in about one year's time. As long as she does not divulge any of the core group's secrets.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:35 | 5148519 Old Man River
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"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:36 | 5148527 Seize Mars
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Rothschild said get Ukraine. So she says ok Ukraine start a war or no IMF funding. She failed so suddenly she's investigated for, um, "fraud" or whatever.
See? Once you understand fiat money all the pieces fit together.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:41 | 5148541 Atomizer
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She is collectively unfit to man the IMF helm.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:05 | 5148640 RealityCheque
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She is a corrupt piece of shit. Seems like she's perfect for it.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:41 | 5148544 yogibear
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Lagarde belongs in prison. So does Bernanke (perjury and fraud) and the rest of the Federal Reserve heads for fraud.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:45 | 5148547 Son of Captain Nemo
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If she gets "150 years", or the guillotine -then and only then can we call it Hope!...

By the way... Where is Jamie, Lloyd and Stanley???....

This should make the markets go green and add another 200 points for the DOW!!!

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:47 | 5148565 curbyourrisk
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On her way back to Washington......


Returning home to her leader at the FED?  Seeking asylum?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 08:53 | 5148579 Baby Eating Dingo22
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Snatch that pebble

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:00 | 5148612 kowalli
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Obama, Bush,Kerry, Maccain,Baiden,Blair,Cameron,Bernanke,Drahi, etc should go first to jail....

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:02 | 5148625 Freewheelin Franklin
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They are obviously misogynist.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:04 | 5148636 RealityCheque
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Good luck Leatherface.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:04 | 5148637 22winmag
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Fraud probed... or sex toy probed... or both?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:09 | 5148651 FreeNewEnergy
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But, but, doesn't Lagarde have DICK-LOW-MATIC Immunity? I mean, I hear he has a long, low dick. Probably returning to Washington to relieve Barry's sphincter.

Gonna be a gusher, that Lagarde.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:14 | 5148663 pezhead
Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:15 | 5148678 BeetleBailey
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Sentence the fraud-cunt to 278 years in solitary in a stand up tanning booth, set to "Fukishima FUCK-IT'S-HOT" level.

Tan her into oblivion. No parole.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 11:06 | 5149157 SocialismIsCancer
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Too slow. Air drop them all into ISIS territory, get YouTube & Netflix to pay royalties to the tax payers on the ensuing delightful videos that ISIS will publish.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:17 | 5148686 Brazen Heist
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Someone powerful has decicded her time is up, like DSK.



Wed, 08/27/2014 - 10:23 | 5148956 HardlyZero
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After this latest dodge-ball event, they are preparing her to take over from Yellen or maybe the BIS.

Fun and games at the top.

I bet DSK and Corzine hang out together at the same bar, and are planning their next assault.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:38 | 5148772 Oil_City_News
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Sorry for the all caps, it is a cut & Paste...

looks like the link is no longer up...

THE NEW HEAD of the IMF...Chicago Connection

SAVAGE: From the Dreyfus affair to the Strauss-Kahn affair


Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:41 | 5148780 world_debt_slave
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legarde le canard

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:45 | 5148807 limacon
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This is the face that sucked up to her former boss .

And the knife ? What knife ?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:48 | 5148814 Hulk
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Arrest all Orange People !!!

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:52 | 5148831 shovelhead
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She'll make a nice handbag and some alligator shoes.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 09:52 | 5148832 Atlantis Consigliore
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Im a Lawyieaaaa, you cant touch me, Im a Lawiiiieeeaaa nah nah nah mnah nah,

$ 500 million?;   I DONT RECALL.  Lol.  

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 10:06 | 5148896 smacker
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What needs to happen now is for her to be sacked or to resign and be replaced by the one and only Gordoom Brown. His last attempt at becoming her failed. This time they'll be desperate to speed up the complete coming collapse of the global economy and financial system. He has hands on experience at wrecking economies, so I say light the blue touchpaper and let him loose. And stand well back.


Wed, 08/27/2014 - 10:08 | 5148908 RaceToTheBottom
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What?  She has been DSK'ed?

Did she have sex with a male maid?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 10:59 | 5149117 Intoxicologist
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She'd vanish in a prison-style orange jumpsuit.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 11:33 | 5149283 Clowns on Acid
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Orange is the New Black....

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 11:40 | 5149308 Otto Zitte
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What goes around comes around.

While the hand helps you stick it to Peter Paul, keep in mind that what the hand does to Peter today, it will do to you tomorrow.

I know, its antisemitic & rayciss of me to mention this. You don't like it? Good.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 13:05 | 5149734 Nue
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Socialism has failed again. Time to purge the party. Then try the same ideas over again with new people.

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 05:23 | 5152880 fibonacci's claus
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christine is on the left right?  i can't make out any camal toe. 

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 05:28 | 5152886 fibonacci's claus
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i doubt christine lagarde is a true slit pisser.   i cant see any camal toe in that picture.  OH!  thats her face!  my bad

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 05:33 | 5152891 fibonacci's claus
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Ya.  who has teeth in their vagina???  I gotta quick drinkin.  that's not a vertical smile.  that's horizontal. 

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 05:34 | 5152893 fibonacci's claus
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Ya.  who has teeth in their vagina???  I gotta quick drinkin.  that's not a vertical smile.  that's horizontal. 

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