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NATO Canada Has A Message For Russian Soldiers

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NATO Canada tweeted: "Geography can be tough. Here’s a guide for Russian soldiers who keep getting lost & 'accidentally' entering Ukraine"

 

 

Source: @CanadaNATO

 

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Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:23 | 5150224 nicoacademia
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not russia yet

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:26 | 5150245 ZerOhead
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I see the map is already being used by the Ukrainians...

http://nypost.com/2014/08/04/400-ukrainian-soldiers-desert-kiev-cross-in...

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:26 | 5150256 WayBehind
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Message from Russian Army to NATO & Canada: "FUCK YOU!"

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:30 | 5150277 AlaricBalth
Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:31 | 5150290 Latina Lover
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As if the Russians or anyone else gives a shit what a pissant country like Canada thinks....

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:36 | 5150348 Herd Redirectio...
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So Crimea is 'Not Russia'?  Really?

And should someone tell the mercs fighting against the 'Separatists' they are also far from home?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:39 | 5150373 wallstreetapost...
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the canucks get it.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:44 | 5150412 Rubicon
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But Iraq is US right?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:52 | 5150478 dasein211
Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:38 | 5150751 doomandbloom
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Dude....where is my hong kong?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 16:24 | 5151033 Relentless101
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I kind of like this new canadian spunk. Pretty entertaining.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 17:50 | 5151362 Carl Spackler
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The problem is that a bunch of comedians are posing as a Canadian military/security apparatus.

What happens to the Canadians when a war breaks out...the Russians laugh to death while driving their tanks right over this Canadian NATO thing? 

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:54 | 5150493 Bunghole
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So is Afghanistan, Lybia, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qutar and soon to be Syria.

It seems like the real US Capitol is in Tel Aviv.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:01 | 5150540 the phantom
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lol... (with contempt in his voice)Canada.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:26 | 5150695 sushi
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Some reports on the blogs of Donets Free Republic to the effect that the Canadian C-17s delivering non-lethal "humanitarian aide" to Kiev also unloaded a cargo of Javelin Anti-Tank missiles.

Not yet reported in the west. Same status as MH17 and the affiliation of the Maidan snipers who killed personnel on both sides.

 

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 16:47 | 5151151 crazzziecanuck
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I doubt that.

The Ukrainian military is pretty untrained and stupid.  They are scrping the bottom of the barrel there so chances are very high any weapons the Kiev junta is given will get captured.  Most of the rebel military gear, if not all, is from Ukrainian weapon depots.  What kind of media spectacle would unfold when suddenly Western weapons were being found in the ranks of the Ukrainian military?

The Ukrainians are nearly as bad as the Iraqis when it comes to running away from an actual fight.  All they can do is sit back and hit cities with artilllery and air strikes.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 17:51 | 5151369 Lore
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Nuland indicated in the wiretap that (at least) $5B had been pumped into destabilizing Ukraine.  Where did the money go?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 18:51 | 5151607 Cap Matifou
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They paid the local "friends of democracy" for years to destabilize the country. The result we can see.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:42 | 5150770 Againstthelie
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No, USrael is a globe.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 16:22 | 5150965 crazzziecanuck
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No, we don't.  Especialy those up in Ottawa.

Wanna hear some funny sh*t?  Our high ranking officials don't know geography, so I don't know where they get off telling others.  The former Defense Minister (at the time of the video) was schooled by the Austrian-born former Governor of the American state of California:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umbKdX_KOpM

Video cuts out the best part, unfortunately.

Little Red Retard Hood was correctly reminded there are two American states that border his own country.  He's now Minister of Justice.  Heaven help us all.

To be fair, the Russian excuse was pretty f**kin' bad and they set themselves up for it.  Just wondering how many civilians the Ukrainian government can kill and maim by artillery and air strike while this distraction goes on?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 17:06 | 5151214 Bay of Pigs
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Say what? It is 13 US states that border Canada.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 17:36 | 5151307 TheMeatTrapper
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Why are Canadians in Ukraine? Don't they realize that that part of the map is labeled "Not Canada"? If Canadians can be in not Canada, why can't Russians be in "Not Russia"?

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 10:02 | 5158155 fallout11
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What is called Ukraine today was, in fact, part of Russia until 1917. Ukraine is a bit of a cartographical fiction, much like modern day Iraq (made up of bits and pieces of unrelated, disparate peoples and cultures by post-WW1 mandate).
At various points Ukrainian nationalists have risen up to fight for an "independent" Ukraine, to the point of even assisting the Germans during WW2. With the dissolution of the Soviet Union in 1991, they finally succeeded in becoming an independent state. But only part of the population wanted that.

 

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 00:34 | 5152615 LostandFound
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The 'Not Russia' is 'Not NATO' either so keep the fuck away

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:08 | 5150594 Toronto Kid
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This actually works to their advantage because now they can say no one at NATO actually believes the Russians 'invaded' the Ukraine. With this Twitter they now know everyone believes the Russians were simply lost. The only cost for Putin is a bit of humour to have to endure.

It all comes down to how you spin things.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:19 | 5150657 MisterMousePotato
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Oh, I don't know. Anyone see the Mexican president being embarrassed over a few incursions into the United States by its military, police, civilian population, et al.?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:32 | 5150725 Whalley World
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As a Canuck, I am sick of Haprer and his Zionist agenda

Good idea pissing off Russia after the USA put in a fascist dictatorship on Putins doorstep, then we send military equipment.

Time for the potheads to take control, how much harm can a former Prime Ministers's son who is a professional canoe instructor do on the world scene?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:47 | 5150808 mvsjcl
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A-fucking-men.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 16:30 | 5151035 Freddie
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Same effing story around the world.  People get along fine with each other if there is mutual respect.  Germans and Brits, Americans and Canadians or Iranians or anyone, Russians and others and the list goes on. 

Somalis are the exception.

The evil banksters and politcians get everyone killing each other.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 16:30 | 5151055 crazzziecanuck
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Trudeau will just be another Obama.  Weak and standing for nothing but empty rhetoric while beholden to the financial interests that brought him to position of power.  Like Obama, he just wants to be PM for the sake of being PM (no different from nearly everyone else on the field).  Worse, because the Liberal Party will run him and continue to run this country into the ground simpy by just putting Tory policy into slow motion.

it's like someone in 2008 saying "anyone is better than Bush.  They can't do much worse."  Then along comes Obama...

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 18:03 | 5151414 Whalley World
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who better than a canoe expert to direct a country that is up the creek without a paddle?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 17:38 | 5151317 JuliaS
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Harper must've confused Putin with Poutine. He knows he can stomach one of them. Forgot which one.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 17:51 | 5151366 In.Sip.ient
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how much harm can a former Prime Ministers's son who is a professional canoe instructor do on the world scene?

Ummm... depends.

Y'er talking about a guy who doesn't lock his own doors at night

in a major city.  Or so someone wants to make us believe ;)

What if he forgets to lock the doors on the "treasury" ...such

as it is???

 

 

 

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 20:53 | 5152036 Matt
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Isn't Canada's treasury just a bunch of USD and UST deposited at the Federal Reserve?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 18:49 | 5151601 tradingdaze
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I'm from Canada as well. I think Harper likes what he sees in the Ukraine and will use it as his model.

If Quebec tries to secede from Canada again he can send in the armed forces and blow up the province.

Why is he supporting Isael. Don't know.

 

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 17:50 | 5168982 jusman
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Because he is an evangelical Christian - and they unconditionally support Israel.

 

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 13:13 | 5154526 StandardDeviant
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How much harm?  Clearly you're too young to remember his dad.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:32 | 5150299 SafelyGraze
Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:37 | 5150367 sleepingbeauty
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I think that is ironic coming the same week as the 200th anniversary of Canadians (and British) burning the white house down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7jlFZhprU4

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:58 | 5150519 lasvegaspersona
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Hey

we lost our hat!

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:10 | 5150600 IANAE
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ahem ... "we lost our tocque!"

IFYP

 

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:49 | 5150821 Kirk2NCC1701
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@ AlaricBalth: "And this is a map for you, Canada!!!"

I get to differ, about it being the 51st State.  Canada joined a LONG time ago.  Circa 1941, if not sooner.

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 12:46 | 5154366 much obliged
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Centralized authority is inherently unwieldy, unaccountable and corrupt. The root of all that is thought to be evil in human existence.

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 20:22 | 5156482 ELYSIAN
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One of America's few allies, and here you are bashing them. Fucking moron.

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 20:25 | 5156486 ELYSIAN
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One of America's few allies, and here you are bashing them, don't go making another fucking country hate us, since almost every damn country in the world already does. Fucking moron.

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 20:26 | 5156492 ELYSIAN
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One of America's few allies, and here you are bashing them, don't go making another fucking country hate us, since almost every damn country in the world already does. Fucking moron.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:32 | 5150294 Canadian Dirtlump
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Message from me to NATO Canada - FUCK YOU!

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:40 | 5150380 blackholes
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Right? Why can't we just stay out of these things?

It's like watching your addict brother steal for a fix, and rather than taking him to rehab you just buy them a fresh deck.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 16:40 | 5151118 Canadian Dirtlump
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In the past I've been proud that we don't go around bankrupting ourselves losign wars to enemies we create, but between baird and harper they seem intent on getting NATO involved in something.

 

These guys are like mourning north koreans after kim jong il's death. They are trying the hardest to show off. Not grief in this case buthow tough they are and how subservient they are to an occupying force in the mediterranean area.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:47 | 5150436 Freddie
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Is this Bronfman and the Reichman's Canada?   You Canadians should go fight Russia.   This ain't hockey ehh?  Maybe those Mounties can take on the Spetsnaz. 

The Russians ain't like the unarmed protestors that the NWO Toronto PD were beating up.  The Russians will fight back.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:59 | 5150527 Latina Lover
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Did you hear about the war between Canada and Russia? The Mounties were lobbing hand grenades; the russians were pulling the pins and throwing them back.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:14 | 5150623 Anarchy 99
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OMG that is funny

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:29 | 5150713 sushi
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Second part of that story is that when the RCMP charged, the Russians fed the horses and threw the Mounties back on thier own grenades now exploding in the rear. Had the horses stay for dinner.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:31 | 5150722 Almost Solvent
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Must have been Newfies

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 16:32 | 5151077 crazzziecanuck
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Nah, sounds more like Torontonians.  Ever seen one try to use something simple like a *hammer*.  Funny sh*t.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:28 | 5150265 COSMOS
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They need to make one for the USA, USA and NOT USA but Canada lol

Cause Canada is USA little biatch....

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:25 | 5150689 youngman
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Or how about one for Mexico.....

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:27 | 5150258 Bad Attitude
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This map looks provocative. I wonder if the Canadians cleared the release of that map with Dear Leader first.

Forward (over the cliff)!

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:34 | 5150332 Spitzer
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Lol the hosers got the map wrong still. (Crimea)

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 16:33 | 5151083 crazzziecanuck
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Nah, Twitter account is probably run from the State Department building in Washington DC.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:34 | 5150266 IANAE
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edited to say - this is potentially very serious... don't see how NATOCanada will not retract.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:33 | 5150313 SteveNYC
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Settle, young upstart. Mouth writing checks ass can't cash.....

....by the way, these guys need their own geography lesson. That small extension at the bottom of "Not Russia", I believe, is mislabeled.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:45 | 5150431 docmac324
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Can we get one of those Mexico and the Texicans?

 

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:56 | 5150724 JuliaS
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The rest of white patches around "Not Russia" are up for grabs.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:23 | 5150227 dukeland
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A typo there.. should have been :"Not Russia Yet"

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:30 | 5150281 COSMOS
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Well Ukraine is the founding homeland of the Rus people.  SO yes it is RUSSian land ie RUSland

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:39 | 5150379 Herd Redirectio...
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The geography and history of the area is quite clear.

It is mostly a massive, wide open steppe, and it was the home of the chariot, and later, the Horse Archer (aka Sagittarius).  Yes, chariots came before riding on horseback (because the first domesticated horses were not large enough to support a man, it would seem).

The point being, it was all one massive steppe, and military tactics/weaponry that were used successfully in the eastern Steppe could be used with the same efficacy on the western Steppe.  Going further west required innovation, the development of the knight w/ lance (in a forest you would rather ride down an enemy than try to shoot an arrow through branches/leaves/trees)

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:06 | 5150581 Duffy
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The Russians have a "right to return", then, is it?  After all, Ashkenazi Jews claim this right based on remote connections to the ancient Hebrews, so, fair is fair, no?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 16:50 | 5151155 MalteseFalcon
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I understand that 'Ashkenazi Jews' are also claiming a right of return to the Ukraine. so things are getting messy.

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 07:04 | 5152947 oudinot
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Wrongo.

The homeland of the Rus people is Vladimir, 50 miles east of Moscow.

Vladimir has been inhabited for over 25,000 years.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:24 | 5150233 Theta_Burn
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NATO Canada, just the name sends shivers down the spine of any lost Russian

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:35 | 5150311 Lore
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Furthermore, the picture above should be modified to include: "Not NATO Either!"

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:38 | 5150366 ShrNfr
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Except for the part that is Crimea, which should be "Used to be Ukraine now is Russia".

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 16:35 | 5151092 crazzziecanuck
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NATO Canada (C) US State Department

NATO Canada is a wholy owned subsidiary of Washington DC, Inc.  All Rights Reserved.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:26 | 5150239 Jack Burton
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Canada is issuing threats to Russia. Fuck, have you people changed in the last 50 years! Now you too are into the Neocon game. I suspect Israeli influence has something to do with this change from peaceful world partner, to imperial war mongers.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:30 | 5150282 ZerOhead
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Correction:  Imperial warmongering cheerleaders

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:33 | 5150323 Latina Lover
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The Prime Minister of Canada is a neo con whore, an ass licking lick spittle, who was probably compromised by the NSA during one of his forays to the local boys school.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:37 | 5150355 Spitzer
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And they will all be in the future. There is no democracy.

Countries are run by the appointed. Not the elected.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:14 | 5150500 Lore
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I concede. I used to be proud of Harper's statesmanship, but over the last year he has sunk to new lows of sycophancy, becoming an embarrassment to all Canadians. Unfortunately, the so-called "opposition leaders" are even more pathetic.  Canadians are stuck with nothing to vote for in the next federal election.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 16:35 | 5151096 crazzziecanuck
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Mulcair would be the best of the lot (by far).  The problem?  He'd be assassinated well before then.  That or electoral fraud.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 17:59 | 5151403 Lore
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That barking opportunist?  Are you being tongue-in-cheek? 

"Tom Mulcair brings NDP a new maturity over Israel" (NP, 24-Jul)

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:53 | 5150848 Kirk2NCC1701
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Steve 'Horeper' is a smegma-licking lackey.  No decency, no spine and no brain.

This guy makes Mulroney look like an anti-American Commie.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 16:33 | 5151082 Freddie
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New Zealand's Bob Key is a dual citizen tribe member. 

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:31 | 5150292 COSMOS
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As long as Israel dick is in the butholes of USA and Canada, they can direct and manipulate them anyway they want.  Kind of like a joystick hahahah.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:36 | 5150343 McMolotov
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Canada is a beautiful country, and it used to be at the top of my list for possible relocation if I were to decide to leave the US. A large part of that was because I believed I wouldn't feel ashamed the way I so often do as an American.

I guess things change.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:35 | 5150733 sushi
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Gotta remember there is a lot of beaver up there.

 

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 16:38 | 5151115 Freddie
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Nordic beaver too.  I once was sitting next to a Canadian girl who was Swedish or her parents had emigrated from Sweden.  She was gorgeous and I have been to Sweden too.

I used to get confused with being a Canadian in Europe because I did not dress like a slob and say stupid shit like "back in America we do it this way" or "hey I am an American!" or "I want service bacuse I am an American!"   People were always nice to me.

I like Canada and Canandians but they are in the same dual-citizen zio death grip that America, the UK, NZ, AU and Europe are in.

To "ZATO-Canada" - go f**k yourself.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 19:56 | 5151832 Kirk2NCC1701
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No they don't (change).  There are 100x more Canadians ashamed of the Tory Gov't and of 'Horeper' than there are ZH readers.

Their Gov has been hijacked just as much as the US Gov has been.  By the same Club members.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:37 | 5150360 css1971
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Canada is a supplier of oil to America.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:43 | 5150400 general ambivalent
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Harper's UN-shaped helmet hair tells you everything you need to know about this country.

Baird, you cunt, you're going to get us all killed. Go wrestle some Ukrainian hookers in toxic sludge or something. I'm tired of that sneer.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:35 | 5150740 actionjacksonbrownie
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Well he is kinda like a cunt, in that he takes cock naturally.

 

Actually, Baird has taken more cock than all of d.c. combined...

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:25 | 5150240 Ignatius
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---> Canada's business

---> Not Canada's business

We need an emergency air drop in Canada of a Ukranian/Russian history lesson, stat.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:28 | 5150272 Quus Ant
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This is what passes for statecraft these days.  Vlad should respond with a pic of his balls.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:26 | 5150242 McMolotov
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What.The.Fuck.

I'll take this opportunity to repeat my assertion that the West is apparently run by a bunch of junior high girls.

Enough with the fucking tweeting you fucking morons.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:29 | 5150276 Ignatius
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A tweet.  Not quite up there with "it's on, bitch", now is it.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:33 | 5150312 COSMOS
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Its run by a bunch of Jewish VALLEY GIRLS, ie Nudelman aka Nuland, just back from the Encino and Sherman Oaks Mall lol

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:37 | 5150748 sushi
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Wait until Kerry gets that tweet. He'll be waving the map around as proof that Ukraine is Not Russia. It was on social media so there is all the proof needed!!

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:34 | 5150326 LawsofPhysics
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Yep, totally fucking stupid.  Can't wait for Russia to tweet Obama the "Mexico" and "Not Mexico" lesson...

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 23:15 | 5152488 r0mulus
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propaganda will go wherever the eyeballs are.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:25 | 5150243 grgy
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Afghanistan was not Canada. Didn't stop them from getting hopelessly lost in that disaster.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:27 | 5150261 mantrid
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excellent

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:41 | 5150351 Dimeboy
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Such a small border between - so easy to miss....

actually, that's what happens when you load the entire Canadian Army into an American transport plane... "they said it was a drill!"

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:25 | 5150247 Big Corked Boots
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I believe they should label most of the other countries "In Russia's Way."

 

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:21 | 5150521 BlindMonkey
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I don't see Russia bombing other countries.  The Ukraine brought this on itself as did Georgia in '08.  Russia was content to sit back and build its economy.  Perhaps in another 20 years things would have been different if the West had left well enough alone.  They have shown ill will to the RF at this point.  It would be irresponsible for the RF to NOT push back the NATO frontier.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 16:44 | 5151132 crazzziecanuck
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Russia should immediately repatriate Russian population from the east.  The populations should be encouraged to rip out and take everything they can, then burn the rest.  They should do what I've been saying my own country should do.  I've been saying for years to open up immigration and internalize our economy for the benefit of Canadians, not the shareholders of the foreign entities that own us.   Of course, we'd be invaded but the solution to that is to erase Canada from all the geography texts in the USA and they'd never find us...

Back to Russia.  Russia should build a nice big ditch and a high fence and cordone off Ukraine.  Who cares if they can't sell gas into Europe.  They shouldn't have become reliant on them in the first place.  Cut off the gas, the EU cries, they relent on South Stream and may even push for another pipeline to bypass any need for Ukraine ever again.

What will remain in Ukraine?  The only intelligent Ukrainian seems to be from the east.  Even the smart ones in the western part just aren't bright enough to realize the doom Kiev is leading them down into.  What's left for Ukraine then?  The stupid, so it won't matter if NATO ends up there.  NATO and the EU will have to spend quite a bit of money to get that country to the point it become liveable.

 

Ukraine could literally kill NATO and the EU, so I'm all for it.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:26 | 5150249 Rakshas
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maybe they could do the same for canada...... not USA ...... so stop acting like a bunch of imperialist assholes get the operating half of the CAD air force out of Romania and stop blowing israel ....... try that one Harper

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:26 | 5150252 saints51
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It will be funny when Canada finds Russian troops in Britsh Columbia knocking on their front door stating" your geography lesson did not agree with ours."

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:31 | 5150291 Rakshas
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I thought they changed the name to Chinese Columbia a while back??

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:35 | 5150333 COSMOS
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The Russians need to draw then a map of Canadian Arctic and NOT Canadian Arctic since most of the Arctic is Russian by continental shelf rules hahahah.  Suck on that Canada, no oil or shipping lanes for you BIATCH

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:41 | 5150385 ZerOhead
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Does the government of Canada even possess nuclear weapons yet?

Cuz if they don't they are acting pretty stupidly by threatening a nuclear power...

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:43 | 5150409 saints51
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they have a few dozen quarter horses and about 1k troops with baton's. Not sure if that counts.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:13 | 5150616 Lore
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Canadian Armed Forces Wiki:  Each section links to a subsection with some breakdown. Defence spending for fiscal 2008-2009 was reportedly CAD$18.9 billion, still not enough to design a decent uniform (the BDUs look sloppy, and the dress uniform isn't much better).

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:50 | 5150471 talisman
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I think they might be able to round up
a couple of Eskimos with harpoons

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 03:46 | 5152806 WhackoWarner
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Any Inuit with any brain would never, ever harpoon anyone outside Ottawa.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:46 | 5150439 blackholes
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You appear to be incredibly short-sighted as of late.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:46 | 5150429 Sages wife
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And the capital?  Hong-couver.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:39 | 5150760 sushi
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Han-couver.

If you want to be ethnically correct.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:26 | 5150254 joego1
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In the west everything is black and white in the east more shades of grey exist.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:28 | 5150271 JulienFR
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?Canada to Russia: ‘We will defend our sovereignty in the Arctic’
Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:48 | 5150458 general ambivalent
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Yeah, this was all over the news. How many bankster lawyers are behind Harper to get him thumping his chest?

Very bad when Canada is trying to rally for war.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:32 | 5150273 mantrid
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Crimea is actually Russia now, as their parlament voted

Kaliningrad Oblast (detached from Russia, north to Poland) is also Russia since 1991 but they didn't mark it on the map - problably have no idea where it is.

Geography can be tough indeed

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:37 | 5150325 ZerOhead
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The rights and wishes of resident populations simply do not matter anymore... if they ever did.

Each and every Crimean is Ukrainian Nazi loot and may be bombed or burned or gassed as the Ukrainian government sees fit.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:01 | 5150547 Latina Lover
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When it comes to geography, Canadians are even dumber shits than the average American.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:07 | 5150582 mantrid
Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:36 | 5150350 Tenshin Headache
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"A fucking tweet? Stop it, you're killing me!"

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:41 | 5150389 Rakshas
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..... you must be new to Western Diplomacy/Geopolitics today, every fucking thing is a tweet or a youtube video; the Russians are so behind with thier old technology of evidence and proof........ losers /s

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:48 | 5150459 Sages wife
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You bet!  Canadian warmongering, ass crack licking politicians DO NOT fuck around!  This is serious guys!

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:32 | 5150300 Agent P
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"This isn't Russia.  Is this Russia?  This isn't Russia." 

Ty Webb

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:33 | 5150306 css1971
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Um. Canada...

Crimea is part of Russia now. Unless you are going to go there and tell them otherwise personally?

 

No? ... Thought not.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:32 | 5150308 LawsofPhysics
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Russia should tweet one back for Mexico and "not mexico" (california).

totally fucking stupid.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:35 | 5150330 blu
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Canadian's can be snarky? Who knew.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:35 | 5150339 Edge.case
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personally I'm all for eliminating those stupic f*cking lines on maps permanently, so screw all of you nationalists.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:40 | 5150346 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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I like how NatoCanada willfully left out the part about Crimea even though that was all done legally and by the books, rigged in Russia's favor or not. They also forgot about Kaliningrad.....

 

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:35 | 5150347 Everybodys All ...
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I frankly do not understand the love for Putin and Russia ... call me whatever. I simply don't get it. Obama and the Fed has this country so screwed up but that will be fixed. The mindset of some choosing our destruction over fixing it is quite frankly disturbing.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:41 | 5150386 Who was that ma...
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News flash Bud:  It ain't gonna be fixed, it's too far gone.  The front half of the canoe is already over the falls and there just ain't no backing up.  Sorry to break it to you but, thet's how it is.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:44 | 5150420 Tenshin Headache
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Great analogy. I know just where I'm going to use that.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:26 | 5150694 BlindMonkey
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Great analogy for Canada.  My preference is to refer to it as the event horizon.  Both concepts are describing the same thing.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Event_horizon

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:33 | 5150701 Lore
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It isn't meant to be fixed. Ordo ab chao. Things have to get bad enough that the public will embrace the stability of a replacement system when it's rolled out. 

"It's all part of the plan." (YT)

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:43 | 5150405 Tenshin Headache
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There will soon be a great deal of "creative destruction." It has nothing to do with choosing. And that is the way "that will be fixed," to the sorrow of all but a special few.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:48 | 5150452 Omen IV
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"............ but that will be fixed"?  how ?  i dont get it?

sure Obama is a short timer but whether neo-liberal democrat or neo conservative republican - whoever is up next at bat - both have merged to neo fascist sponsored parties- Mussolini type corportist fascists

so what is the fix pray tell? 

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:56 | 5150513 Everybodys All ...
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Same as it's always been. Cut deficit spending dramatically and follow a sound dollar policy. Today is not much different in many ways after WWII. Our defict was just as big in many ways. It was no different after Carter presidency in terms of the malaise and despair.

Obama has sold everyone that this is our future and I'm not buying his bullshit and never did.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:56 | 5150512 messystateofaffairs
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When somebody makes a dumb statement like this I have to post this video to explain our support for Putin.

Vladimir Putin: The Most Interesting Man In The W…: http://youtu.be/Yv80bg73BZ0

 

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:35 | 5150745 Lore
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Holy cow, is that ever glib. And it explains nothing.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:44 | 5150353 Dr. Engali
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This world is run by a bunch of retards. I just can not fathom "leaders" acting this way. Canada taunting Russia for cripe's sake. That's like Elmo taunting Jack Lambert... You know how that one will turn out.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:51 | 5150482 pot_and_kettle
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Lambert used to scare the shit out of me through a TV screen

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 20:36 | 5151986 MeelionDollerBogus
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This is how leaders always act.

A society of responsible people who don't act this way don't tolerate leaders & will not be followers.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:36 | 5150354 pashley1411
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Too bad we don't have a way to visualize "PROPAGANDA".  

In all the multiuniverses, I don't think in one of them does Putin give a rat's ass what NATO Canada does.    Isn't the Canadian army down to a couple of dog-teams and icebreakers?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:37 | 5150362 pot_and_kettle
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since when does America's hat get to have an opinion?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:53 | 5150488 Mi Naem
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Stole my line. 

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