NATO Canada Has A Message For Russian Soldiers

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NATO Canada tweeted: "Geography can be tough. Here’s a guide for Russian soldiers who keep getting lost & 'accidentally' entering Ukraine"

 

 

Source: @CanadaNATO

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Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:23 | 5150224 nicoacademia
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not russia yet

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:26 | 5150245 ZerOhead
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I see the map is already being used by the Ukrainians...

http://nypost.com/2014/08/04/400-ukrainian-soldiers-desert-kiev-cross-in...

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:26 | 5150256 WayBehind
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Message from Russian Army to NATO & Canada: "FUCK YOU!"

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:30 | 5150277 AlaricBalth
Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:31 | 5150290 Latina Lover
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As if the Russians or anyone else gives a shit what a pissant country like Canada thinks....

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:36 | 5150348 Herd Redirectio...
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So Crimea is 'Not Russia'?  Really?

And should someone tell the mercs fighting against the 'Separatists' they are also far from home?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:39 | 5150373 wallstreetapost...
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the canucks get it.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:44 | 5150412 Rubicon
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But Iraq is US right?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:52 | 5150478 dasein211
Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:38 | 5150751 doomandbloom
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Dude....where is my hong kong?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 16:24 | 5151033 Relentless101
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I kind of like this new canadian spunk. Pretty entertaining.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 17:50 | 5151362 Carl Spackler
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The problem is that a bunch of comedians are posing as a Canadian military/security apparatus.

What happens to the Canadians when a war breaks out...the Russians laugh to death while driving their tanks right over this Canadian NATO thing? 

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:54 | 5150493 Bunghole
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So is Afghanistan, Lybia, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qutar and soon to be Syria.

It seems like the real US Capitol is in Tel Aviv.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:01 | 5150540 the phantom
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lol... (with contempt in his voice)Canada.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:26 | 5150695 sushi
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Some reports on the blogs of Donets Free Republic to the effect that the Canadian C-17s delivering non-lethal "humanitarian aide" to Kiev also unloaded a cargo of Javelin Anti-Tank missiles.

Not yet reported in the west. Same status as MH17 and the affiliation of the Maidan snipers who killed personnel on both sides.

 

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 16:47 | 5151151 crazzziecanuck
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I doubt that.

The Ukrainian military is pretty untrained and stupid.  They are scrping the bottom of the barrel there so chances are very high any weapons the Kiev junta is given will get captured.  Most of the rebel military gear, if not all, is from Ukrainian weapon depots.  What kind of media spectacle would unfold when suddenly Western weapons were being found in the ranks of the Ukrainian military?

The Ukrainians are nearly as bad as the Iraqis when it comes to running away from an actual fight.  All they can do is sit back and hit cities with artilllery and air strikes.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 17:51 | 5151369 Lore
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Nuland indicated in the wiretap that (at least) $5B had been pumped into destabilizing Ukraine.  Where did the money go?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 18:51 | 5151607 Cap Matifou
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They paid the local "friends of democracy" for years to destabilize the country. The result we can see.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:42 | 5150770 Againstthelie
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No, USrael is a globe.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 16:22 | 5150965 crazzziecanuck
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No, we don't.  Especialy those up in Ottawa.

Wanna hear some funny sh*t?  Our high ranking officials don't know geography, so I don't know where they get off telling others.  The former Defense Minister (at the time of the video) was schooled by the Austrian-born former Governor of the American state of California:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umbKdX_KOpM

Video cuts out the best part, unfortunately.

Little Red Retard Hood was correctly reminded there are two American states that border his own country.  He's now Minister of Justice.  Heaven help us all.

To be fair, the Russian excuse was pretty f**kin' bad and they set themselves up for it.  Just wondering how many civilians the Ukrainian government can kill and maim by artillery and air strike while this distraction goes on?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 17:06 | 5151214 Bay of Pigs
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Say what? It is 13 US states that border Canada.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 17:36 | 5151307 TheMeatTrapper
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Why are Canadians in Ukraine? Don't they realize that that part of the map is labeled "Not Canada"? If Canadians can be in not Canada, why can't Russians be in "Not Russia"?

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 10:02 | 5158155 fallout11
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What is called Ukraine today was, in fact, part of Russia until 1917. Ukraine is a bit of a cartographical fiction, much like modern day Iraq (made up of bits and pieces of unrelated, disparate peoples and cultures by post-WW1 mandate).
At various points Ukrainian nationalists have risen up to fight for an "independent" Ukraine, to the point of even assisting the Germans during WW2. With the dissolution of the Soviet Union in 1991, they finally succeeded in becoming an independent state. But only part of the population wanted that.

 

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 00:34 | 5152615 LostandFound
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The 'Not Russia' is 'Not NATO' either so keep the fuck away

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:08 | 5150594 Toronto Kid
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This actually works to their advantage because now they can say no one at NATO actually believes the Russians 'invaded' the Ukraine. With this Twitter they now know everyone believes the Russians were simply lost. The only cost for Putin is a bit of humour to have to endure.

It all comes down to how you spin things.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:19 | 5150657 MisterMousePotato
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Oh, I don't know. Anyone see the Mexican president being embarrassed over a few incursions into the United States by its military, police, civilian population, et al.?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:32 | 5150725 Whalley World
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As a Canuck, I am sick of Haprer and his Zionist agenda

Good idea pissing off Russia after the USA put in a fascist dictatorship on Putins doorstep, then we send military equipment.

Time for the potheads to take control, how much harm can a former Prime Ministers's son who is a professional canoe instructor do on the world scene?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:47 | 5150808 mvsjcl
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A-fucking-men.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 16:30 | 5151035 Freddie
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Same effing story around the world.  People get along fine with each other if there is mutual respect.  Germans and Brits, Americans and Canadians or Iranians or anyone, Russians and others and the list goes on. 

Somalis are the exception.

The evil banksters and politcians get everyone killing each other.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 16:30 | 5151055 crazzziecanuck
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Trudeau will just be another Obama.  Weak and standing for nothing but empty rhetoric while beholden to the financial interests that brought him to position of power.  Like Obama, he just wants to be PM for the sake of being PM (no different from nearly everyone else on the field).  Worse, because the Liberal Party will run him and continue to run this country into the ground simpy by just putting Tory policy into slow motion.

it's like someone in 2008 saying "anyone is better than Bush.  They can't do much worse."  Then along comes Obama...

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 18:03 | 5151414 Whalley World
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who better than a canoe expert to direct a country that is up the creek without a paddle?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 17:38 | 5151317 JuliaS
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Harper must've confused Putin with Poutine. He knows he can stomach one of them. Forgot which one.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 17:51 | 5151366 In.Sip.ient
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how much harm can a former Prime Ministers's son who is a professional canoe instructor do on the world scene?

Ummm... depends.

Y'er talking about a guy who doesn't lock his own doors at night

in a major city.  Or so someone wants to make us believe ;)

What if he forgets to lock the doors on the "treasury" ...such

as it is???

 

 

 

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 20:53 | 5152036 Matt
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Isn't Canada's treasury just a bunch of USD and UST deposited at the Federal Reserve?

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 18:49 | 5151601 tradingdaze
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I'm from Canada as well. I think Harper likes what he sees in the Ukraine and will use it as his model.

If Quebec tries to secede from Canada again he can send in the armed forces and blow up the province.

Why is he supporting Isael. Don't know.

 

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 17:50 | 5168982 jusman
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Because he is an evangelical Christian - and they unconditionally support Israel.

 

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 13:13 | 5154526 StandardDeviant
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How much harm?  Clearly you're too young to remember his dad.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:32 | 5150299 SafelyGraze
Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:37 | 5150367 sleepingbeauty
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I think that is ironic coming the same week as the 200th anniversary of Canadians (and British) burning the white house down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7jlFZhprU4

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:58 | 5150519 lasvegaspersona
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Hey

we lost our hat!

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:10 | 5150600 IANAE
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ahem ... "we lost our tocque!"

IFYP

 

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 15:49 | 5150821 Kirk2NCC1701
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@ AlaricBalth: "And this is a map for you, Canada!!!"

I get to differ, about it being the 51st State.  Canada joined a LONG time ago.  Circa 1941, if not sooner.

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 12:46 | 5154366 much obliged
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Centralized authority is inherently unwieldy, unaccountable and corrupt. The root of all that is thought to be evil in human existence.

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 20:22 | 5156482 ELYSIAN
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One of America's few allies, and here you are bashing them. Fucking moron.

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 20:25 | 5156486 ELYSIAN
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One of America's few allies, and here you are bashing them, don't go making another fucking country hate us, since almost every damn country in the world already does. Fucking moron.

Thu, 08/28/2014 - 20:26 | 5156492 ELYSIAN
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One of America's few allies, and here you are bashing them, don't go making another fucking country hate us, since almost every damn country in the world already does. Fucking moron.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:32 | 5150294 Canadian Dirtlump
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Message from me to NATO Canada - FUCK YOU!

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:40 | 5150380 blackholes
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Right? Why can't we just stay out of these things?

It's like watching your addict brother steal for a fix, and rather than taking him to rehab you just buy them a fresh deck.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 16:40 | 5151118 Canadian Dirtlump
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In the past I've been proud that we don't go around bankrupting ourselves losign wars to enemies we create, but between baird and harper they seem intent on getting NATO involved in something.

 

These guys are like mourning north koreans after kim jong il's death. They are trying the hardest to show off. Not grief in this case buthow tough they are and how subservient they are to an occupying force in the mediterranean area.

Wed, 08/27/2014 - 14:47 | 5150436 Freddie
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Is this Bronfman and the Reichman's Canada?   You Canadians should go fight Russia.   This ain't hockey ehh?  Maybe those Mounties can take on the Spetsnaz. 

The Russians ain't like the unarmed protestors that the NWO Toronto PD were beating up.  The Russians will fight back.

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