NATO Canada Has A Message For Russian Soldiers

Tyler Durden's picture

NATO Canada tweeted: "Geography can be tough. Here’s a guide for Russian soldiers who keep getting lost & 'accidentally' entering Ukraine"



Source: @CanadaNATO

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WayBehind's picture

Message from Russian Army to NATO & Canada: "FUCK YOU!"

Latina Lover's picture

As if the Russians or anyone else gives a shit what a pissant country like Canada thinks....

Herd Redirection Committee's picture

So Crimea is 'Not Russia'?  Really?

And should someone tell the mercs fighting against the 'Separatists' they are also far from home?

doomandbloom's picture

Dude....where is my hong kong?

Relentless101's picture

I kind of like this new canadian spunk. Pretty entertaining.

Carl Spackler's picture

The problem is that a bunch of comedians are posing as a Canadian military/security apparatus.

What happens to the Canadians when a war breaks out...the Russians laugh to death while driving their tanks right over this Canadian NATO thing? 

Bunghole's picture

So is Afghanistan, Lybia, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qutar and soon to be Syria.

It seems like the real US Capitol is in Tel Aviv.

the phantom's picture

lol... (with contempt in his voice)Canada.

sushi's picture

Some reports on the blogs of Donets Free Republic to the effect that the Canadian C-17s delivering non-lethal "humanitarian aide" to Kiev also unloaded a cargo of Javelin Anti-Tank missiles.

Not yet reported in the west. Same status as MH17 and the affiliation of the Maidan snipers who killed personnel on both sides.


crazzziecanuck's picture

I doubt that.

The Ukrainian military is pretty untrained and stupid.  They are scrping the bottom of the barrel there so chances are very high any weapons the Kiev junta is given will get captured.  Most of the rebel military gear, if not all, is from Ukrainian weapon depots.  What kind of media spectacle would unfold when suddenly Western weapons were being found in the ranks of the Ukrainian military?

The Ukrainians are nearly as bad as the Iraqis when it comes to running away from an actual fight.  All they can do is sit back and hit cities with artilllery and air strikes.

Lore's picture

Nuland indicated in the wiretap that (at least) $5B had been pumped into destabilizing Ukraine.  Where did the money go?

Cap Matifou's picture

They paid the local "friends of democracy" for years to destabilize the country. The result we can see.

crazzziecanuck's picture

No, we don't.  Especialy those up in Ottawa.

Wanna hear some funny sh*t?  Our high ranking officials don't know geography, so I don't know where they get off telling others.  The former Defense Minister (at the time of the video) was schooled by the Austrian-born former Governor of the American state of California:

Video cuts out the best part, unfortunately.

Little Red Retard Hood was correctly reminded there are two American states that border his own country.  He's now Minister of Justice.  Heaven help us all.

To be fair, the Russian excuse was pretty f**kin' bad and they set themselves up for it.  Just wondering how many civilians the Ukrainian government can kill and maim by artillery and air strike while this distraction goes on?

Bay of Pigs's picture

Say what? It is 13 US states that border Canada.

TheMeatTrapper's picture

Why are Canadians in Ukraine? Don't they realize that that part of the map is labeled "Not Canada"? If Canadians can be in not Canada, why can't Russians be in "Not Russia"?

fallout11's picture

What is called Ukraine today was, in fact, part of Russia until 1917. Ukraine is a bit of a cartographical fiction, much like modern day Iraq (made up of bits and pieces of unrelated, disparate peoples and cultures by post-WW1 mandate).
At various points Ukrainian nationalists have risen up to fight for an "independent" Ukraine, to the point of even assisting the Germans during WW2. With the dissolution of the Soviet Union in 1991, they finally succeeded in becoming an independent state. But only part of the population wanted that.


LostandFound's picture

The 'Not Russia' is 'Not NATO' either so keep the fuck away

Toronto Kid's picture

This actually works to their advantage because now they can say no one at NATO actually believes the Russians 'invaded' the Ukraine. With this Twitter they now know everyone believes the Russians were simply lost. The only cost for Putin is a bit of humour to have to endure.

It all comes down to how you spin things.

MisterMousePotato's picture

Oh, I don't know. Anyone see the Mexican president being embarrassed over a few incursions into the United States by its military, police, civilian population, et al.?

Whalley World's picture

As a Canuck, I am sick of Haprer and his Zionist agenda

Good idea pissing off Russia after the USA put in a fascist dictatorship on Putins doorstep, then we send military equipment.

Time for the potheads to take control, how much harm can a former Prime Ministers's son who is a professional canoe instructor do on the world scene?

Freddie's picture

Same effing story around the world.  People get along fine with each other if there is mutual respect.  Germans and Brits, Americans and Canadians or Iranians or anyone, Russians and others and the list goes on. 

Somalis are the exception.

The evil banksters and politcians get everyone killing each other.

crazzziecanuck's picture

Trudeau will just be another Obama.  Weak and standing for nothing but empty rhetoric while beholden to the financial interests that brought him to position of power.  Like Obama, he just wants to be PM for the sake of being PM (no different from nearly everyone else on the field).  Worse, because the Liberal Party will run him and continue to run this country into the ground simpy by just putting Tory policy into slow motion.

it's like someone in 2008 saying "anyone is better than Bush.  They can't do much worse."  Then along comes Obama...

Whalley World's picture

who better than a canoe expert to direct a country that is up the creek without a paddle?

JuliaS's picture

Harper must've confused Putin with Poutine. He knows he can stomach one of them. Forgot which one.

In.Sip.ient's picture

how much harm can a former Prime Ministers's son who is a professional canoe instructor do on the world scene?

Ummm... depends.

Y'er talking about a guy who doesn't lock his own doors at night

in a major city.  Or so someone wants to make us believe ;)

What if he forgets to lock the doors on the "treasury" ...such

as it is???




Matt's picture

Isn't Canada's treasury just a bunch of USD and UST deposited at the Federal Reserve?

tradingdaze's picture

I'm from Canada as well. I think Harper likes what he sees in the Ukraine and will use it as his model.

If Quebec tries to secede from Canada again he can send in the armed forces and blow up the province.

Why is he supporting Isael. Don't know.


jusman's picture

Because he is an evangelical Christian - and they unconditionally support Israel.


StandardDeviant's picture

How much harm?  Clearly you're too young to remember his dad.

sleepingbeauty's picture

I think that is ironic coming the same week as the 200th anniversary of Canadians (and British) burning the white house down.

IANAE's picture

ahem ... "we lost our tocque!"



Kirk2NCC1701's picture

@ AlaricBalth: "And this is a map for you, Canada!!!"

I get to differ, about it being the 51st State.  Canada joined a LONG time ago.  Circa 1941, if not sooner.

much obliged's picture

Centralized authority is inherently unwieldy, unaccountable and corrupt. The root of all that is thought to be evil in human existence.

ELYSIAN's picture

One of America's few allies, and here you are bashing them. Fucking moron.

ELYSIAN's picture

One of America's few allies, and here you are bashing them, don't go making another fucking country hate us, since almost every damn country in the world already does. Fucking moron.

ELYSIAN's picture

One of America's few allies, and here you are bashing them, don't go making another fucking country hate us, since almost every damn country in the world already does. Fucking moron.

Canadian Dirtlump's picture

Message from me to NATO Canada - FUCK YOU!

blackholes's picture

Right? Why can't we just stay out of these things?

It's like watching your addict brother steal for a fix, and rather than taking him to rehab you just buy them a fresh deck.

Canadian Dirtlump's picture

In the past I've been proud that we don't go around bankrupting ourselves losign wars to enemies we create, but between baird and harper they seem intent on getting NATO involved in something.


These guys are like mourning north koreans after kim jong il's death. They are trying the hardest to show off. Not grief in this case buthow tough they are and how subservient they are to an occupying force in the mediterranean area.

Freddie's picture

Is this Bronfman and the Reichman's Canada?   You Canadians should go fight Russia.   This ain't hockey ehh?  Maybe those Mounties can take on the Spetsnaz. 

The Russians ain't like the unarmed protestors that the NWO Toronto PD were beating up.  The Russians will fight back.