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Obama Makes Another Ukraine Statement: Live Webcast
In the endless series of public statements by the Chief Golfer on the Ukraine.... situation... which nobody knows exactly what to call...
You say "Invasion", I say "Incursion": pic.twitter.com/HRI0fxin6R
— Michael McDonough (@M_McDonough) August 28, 2014
... here comes the latest one. Expect the GOTUS to dangle more threats of costs, sanctions, red lines, hash tags, in short an all out European depression, as to how the US will respond to the latest regurgitated story of a Russian "invasion" (at least pre-retraction). The statement is scheduled for 4 pm, so expect Obama to talk around 5 pm.
Finally, with the National Security Council yet to meet...
Still on, just slightly delayed MT @ZekeJMiller so when's the NSC meeting?
— Josh Earnest (@PressSec) August 28, 2014
... it means nothing of substance will be announced although expect Obama to have an extensive understanding and narrative of the Digitalglobe images showing Russian forces operating "definitively" in Ukraine.
Remember - invasion, incursion, presence, red line and/orcosts: 1 shot; sanctions: 2 shots; evil empire: chug; humanitarian intervention and/or military advisers: let it flow.
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I wonder why he's waiting until after the market close. hmm...
Don't worry by the time he actually appears at the podium, the market will have long since closed.
<--- Obama over 20 minutes late
<--- Obama under 20 minutes late
OFFICIAL NOTICE from the US Golf Association:
The golf term "bad lie" is now being simply referred to as "an Obama."In short: Russia's buying the gold we've leased into the market and selling oil for other than USD. We need a war to solve that problem.
f'n LIAR. Can't stand listening to this shill lie with every word.
Although we were more than happy to take actions to cause the "Ukrainian problem" by supporting the coup d'etat in Ukraine...
Promise?
Yup, and he essentially said "There's not a damn thing we can do about it but punish our European partners."
Well, it look like the Gay Blade has AIDS, so maybe he won't be around much longer.
Whatever they call it... invasion, incursion, presence, red line and/orcosts
It is a travesty, absurdity, sham, pretense, masquerade, charade and buffoonery.
When asked obummer called it a continuation. WTF is that?
I uh wanted to uh come here today so that uh I could ah I could ah speak to you about the Ukraine. Now, uh I have uh met with the uh Reverend Al Sharpton and the Reverend Jesse Jackson uh, two me who I uh know personally and trust and uh we have uh I have come to the conclusive that uh it is uh probably right to refer to The Ukraine as The Ukraine as saying Reverend Al Sharpton or uh Reverend Jesse Jackson without the uh The before it is uh cumbersome so uh from uh now on we will officially I uh am directing the uh people as uh led by our erstwhile secretary of state john mis uh carry to refer to the Ukraine as the uh Ukraine
'As soon as..uh...WE have an...uh...Iraqi government in place...'
WTF?!
DavidC
... equivocate much ?
ah I'm uh just ah colllecting uh my uh thoughts
Uh without my.. ah... teleprompter to uh.. tell me how to... uh.. think...
+1
While we're at it, does Ukraine, or THE Ukraine (like THE Ohio State University) have a government? I heard on Twitter they all quit or something. Or maybe that was last week.
'"will make sure [congress's] voices are heard..."
"Muh dick, mofo."
Voted under becuase they really want this fucking war. LEGACY BITCHES.
<--- Obama over 20 IQ
<--- Obama under 20 IQ
Racist!
Everyone knows he's the "smartest guy in the room".
/sarcasm
Only when he's sitting on the shitter by himself, and even that's debatable.
<--- Mr. Hanky is smarter
<--- Opolesmoker is smarter
...and the under takes it!
The Illiterati title says that "President Obama Delivers a Statemant"
Yo, "Statemant" ? Spellcheck much? The United States of the Illiterati strikes again.
dat be de ebonics
Yanet Jellen is still ramping the futures up for his speech.
2 large SPY buys right before he spoke
1.7 mil block and 2.3 mil shortly after
Who dressed him? He looks like a 14 year old at graduation.
hope and change - another peace prize coming
Barry's press conference a fucking joke! Wonder how many will bother themselves to tune off the Springer (my brother Barry is a tranny episode) and Judge TV Shows to watch more of this invasion and pink lines nonsense.
I'll switch over to Dukes of Hazard at 1;00.
American Royalty telling other people what they should be doing. So you'll be watching Obama's prevarications?
I'll switch over to Dukes of Hazard at 1:00.
Please Obama protect the Ukranian's from that Russian Bear
You can support that welfare country Ukraine.
fuck off Barry
Who is that older graying blackish gay man with AIDS on TV?
insted watch obama watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n4l7D6PEdA
worth of watching
@4:30
Don't Americans find this guy a total embarrassment?
No, not a TOTAL embarassment. Those cell phone pictures of him working out in the hotel exercise room a few months back weren't as bad as they could have been. 5 minutes earlier and you would have seen him in his pink tutu and fairy wings.
Fo Shizzle.
Folks need to get along. So we're gonna sanction some folks we don't like. But we can't tell you why we don't like them because that would offend some other folks who donated money to my re-election campaign. And after this I'm going golf'n, folks. Good luck out there. #B2CAD7
I think he's going to announce that Holder has now been accepted as an official Choom Gang member.
Is that like the pussy posse?
When's his tee time? He'll make sure to get started soon enough to make that.
Obama is not alone, he has his puppet masters pulling his strings that operate his teleprompter mouth.
The terrorist attacks against the Rule of Law continues by traitors against our democratic economy with Congress passing laws that allow military intervention in Holland if Americans are charged with war crimes by the International Criminal Court in the Hague. The Dutch People and government are pissed about that and are beginning to see the Empire fascist in Washington in a new light.
http://www.spiegel.de/politik/ausland/internationales-strafgericht-us-kongress-droht-niederlanden-mit-invasion-a-200430.html
Europeans are beginning to wonder if the two downed Malaysia Airline airplanes were in retaliation for the Criminal Court in Malaysia of finding Bush and others guilty of war crimes; that would be typical Washington retaliation.
http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/2011/11/20111128105712109215.html
The continuing terrorist attacks against USA's Rule of Law is also underway by illegal executive action bypassing Congress. The Rule of Law will be replaced with subversive “Reflective Law” by the Empire fascist in Washington via the UN Agenda 21 Century.
http://www.augustforecast.com/2014/08/27/reflexive-law/
"Europeans are beginning to wonder if the two downed Malaysia Airline airplanes were in retaliation for the Criminal Court in Malaysia of finding Bush and others guilty of war crimes; that would be typical Washington retaliation."
Do the math and probability analysis:
how many passenger jets going East "each day" from west europe to the Orient and Middles East?
how many going west?
from / to - at least 15 airports each way: 15 X 15 = 225 x 2 =450 times the number of flights per day say 2 = 900 then apply the discount those only going thru the Ukraine ?
how many are controlled by the majors: Lufthansa / Air France / KLM / Singapore / etc etc - - Malaysia Airlines (would make big bet) is less than 1% of the traffic
so what are the chances of a Malaysian Airline gets tagged?
then apply the probability of TWO DOWNED JETS - in six months neither of which is deemed to be a mechancial failure
the odds of Malaysian Airlines tagged twice is a equivalent of winning the lottery
it is impossible to believe independent random events
In reply to Omen IV:
Excellent logical deduction, Watson. Aristotelian Logic is really just common sense which is also the basis of all science.
over 20 minutes late
under 20 minutes late
Putin already beat your stupid ass, go back to golfing you fucking moron.
I understand that Putin is a scratch golfer but finds the game "tedious and boring, like so many that play the game". Putin is naturally good at some many things, I would love to see Obama wrestling bears (even drugged ones).
Some would argue Obama has wrestled a Wookie.
You ARE seeing O'Brahma wrestle a bear.
He be dancin' all around and be shakin' his bling and be muggin' dat gangsta mofo. He be showin' his style.
Dat bear juss got all that. He Bo Janglin' dat ebony cracker! Pooty don't reckon dat scuzzbait. He juss diss dat ho. Amerika be doggin. Pooty knows. Gansta Bear knows. Gangsta Bear tight. Peace out.
7 million Russians and 20 million pro-Russian Ukrainians live in what is called Ukraine. US would like to kill or "cleanse" them all, but Russia will not permit that.
Somewhere, on a golf course, there is a beer girl who is happy she doesn't have to put up with his shit.
Now that is cold
He'll be reading off of his "tele-bullshitter."
An American, not US subject.
Barry the sotero is making a statement then, half an hour late I presume?
Barry son, fuck the statement, why dont you answer the growing calls of the internet, and tell us if your 'Friend' or what you call 'Wife' is a bloke? And at the same time put to rest if you are a 'Puff' and like a bit of man fat, and be fair if chewbacka is a man, is it called 'Micheal'?
These are the questions we want answered puppet. Ask the NSA handlers if you can answer any of them first mind.
Take your mind off of golf you skinny cunt and answer the questions son, we would all love to know, you pathetic waste of space.
:-)
"Dudes, I have a Nobel Peace Prize. Don't make me sanction you again." -- Barack Obama
next up;
"President Obama takes a shit"
Who fucking cares?
Psychopaths lead nations to war.
Obozo = Dork
Bring the boys back home!
Let Ukraine and Russia work this out between themselves AND KEEP IS OUT OF IT.
whats with the tan fucking suit??
i was thinking exactly the same thing.
what does color theory tell us about what this could mean?
hmmm....from google search.
Wearing a tan suit in a colder climate may make you look odd. This color suit is reserved for events during spring and summer months. Medium and slender builds with darker skin shades look best in this color suit. As compared to other color suits, tan color suits are less favored by men. If you live in a cold weather city, a Tan Suit is ideal for spring and summer while in a warmer climate it is appropriate year round.
I thought that by watching "Queer Eye For the Straight Guy" if I had
gay friends they would give me fashion tips. They didn't, they fucked me.
h/t Frankie Boyle
yea, non-sexy.
i was looking for some subliminal illuminati doublspeak. bummer...
His way of telling the GLBT community he's coming out of the closet soon.
It's not tan. In this country, if you're half brown and half white, you're black. Ergo, it's a black suit.
Reggie likes it.
Only 3 min late. Whoa!
How Cheap is the Nobel Peace Prize now.
Blue Light Special for all the Roosters.
In aisle 1600 Pa Ave.
LMFAO.....Adjusted figures show economy is better than anyone could have imagined. Shut Your Fucking Piehole Barry, you lying Sack of Shit!
"sending John Kerry" when will the US realise the rest of the World think Kerry is even dumber than Obama
Gotta convince everyone how fucking great shit is before they go on Labor Day Vacation.....and then it's on to a long cold winter....OH FUCK ME! He's going after Bad Ass Putin. lmfao.
Reminds me of Ray Stevens singing 'Everything is beautiful....'!
Training, funding, arming, supporting.
Sounds an awful lot like what the US govt is doing for ISIS, not to mention the Kiev junta govt and its neo-Nazi thugs.
The hypocrisy is so thick you'd have to cut it with a directed energy weapon.
Nice fucking suit duschbag.
Fits well too on his scrawny little thug ass faggot body
I'm watching the begining. A guy with an ear-piece is asking our teleprompter-in-chief questions. This is hilarious! Why not just have a sock puppet show instead.
The dog eater is on Fox now. WOW...nice tan, Obamama baby.
Hoy, Obummer, why not talk about the MH17 tragedy?
IMPEACH
Ok, the wit and sarcasm aside, it looks like ISIS is of far greater interest than Ukraine.
One softball Q, and predictable response: "... part of ongoing trend... not a homegrown uprising... Russian-funded, sponsored, trained". Nothing new here. Next!?
"Uhh, err, we have no strategy yet for uhh, ISIS."
"Can we talk golf?"
These idiotic news conferences are big with the "Obamins". The Obamins are a hope and change cult!
The similarities between this presidency and the Clinton reign are at times, striking. A key difference this time around being that the U.S. finds itself no longer the 'Big Dog', and in fact it's probably a lot worse than that, but we 'party' like we still are...
Sure is nice to hear that 'the people on the moutain' were saved by 'us folks'.....don't youzz all feel better now??
Sheeeeeit... high fives all 'round, chu kno?
mark these words.
obama: we are not going to use the military against russia.
THATS NOT WHAT MERKEL SAID YESTERDAY,
SMUDGE
SHE SAID " WE DON'T WANT YOUR HELP "
Leisure suit Larry?
Perfect! +1000!
It will get to the point where Barry's LYING EMPEROR DECREE shit won't even be broadcast.
I wish the hook would appear and yank him off stage.
Send all the illegal (law breakers) back to their home counties. Problem solved.
Your talking about congress, right? Agree!
"Our Immigration System is broken..." So... we will invite ISIS to help fix it? /s
Barry is talking about NATO. Ukraine is not a NATO member.
Russia is however a founding member of the SCO and NATO is no match for the SCO.
Russia and China are the founding member states of The Shanghai Cooperation Organization (SCO) an intergovernmental economic and military alliance of mutual security.
Shanghai Cooperation Organization Forces:
Active personnel 5,325,000
Reserve personnel 7,675,000
Available personnel for immediate activation and Conscription 192,039,958
Total of personnel 205,039,958
The economic and numerical might of China, together with the military prowess and vast nuclear arsenal of Russia.
http://en.ria.ru/politics/20140828/192426179/Shanghai-Cooperation-Organi...
“Promotion of democracy by certain countries has provoked a new round of color revolutions, straining international relations,” Fenghui added.
Laughable. Please calculate how much fuel it takes to move ONE soldier a meaningful distance in China. China can't mobilize shit.
drones trump your foot soldiers
205M can get chopped in half or by two thirds in pretty short order
the good news is that the US doesn't operate to slaughter 60M (hello Russia) in gulags, or 50M (herroe Mau) in the streets
the US sees consumers and business and to get there they have the fools fighting each other - go Russia!!!
Criminal liars sure do age fast.
I just heard a reporter yell, "Are you going to wear that suit after Monday?" as the Prez was leaving the podium. Now THAT'S respect for "the most powerful man in the 'free' world."
OT: go ahead & junk, but anyone ever notice the left handedness of?
RayGun
GHWB
WJC
GWB
BHO
I have mainly because I'm left handed too. I'm not a lying sociopath either.
My error, GWB was right handed.
Sociopath being learned, I think these spawn of Satan are psychopaths.
Yeah, 1700. It takes a while to sober him up.
I thought this was the best line:
oh wait I was on the wrong youtube channel.
Sounds like he was pretty accurately describing the US in some parts of the world.
copy here tooo
Located the places from NATO photographs.
The result - one at the site in the territory of the Russian Federation, and two in the territory controlled by the Ukrainians.
http://i.imgur.com/BZeCttJ.jpg
http://wikimapia.org/#lang=ru&lat=47.412915&lon=39.228069&z=17&m=b
http://icdn.lenta.ru/images/2014/08/28/19/20140828193056648/pic_f0094c45...
http://wikimapia.org/#lang=ru&lat=48.400211&lon=39.621559&z=17&m=b
https://twitter.com/FT/status/505017786595540992
http://wikimapia.org/#lang=ru&lat=48.373499&lon=39.709096&z=15&m=h
Come on shitheel, tell us how "indispensable" America can be in starting this war...
U-G-M-2: "Nice fucking suit duschbag."
The only thing he's missin is the 70's style platform shoes and the puka beads..
Pimpster.
Debt Brother Zero couldn't find a phone booth to change back into his street clothes.
Think I'll just chuckle without bothering to watch this time.
How about we call it the Nuland clusterfuk?
At this point Putin holds all the cards, this will become more obvious as winter nears and events unfold. It seems both Russia and many of the separatist in Eastern Ukraine would support federalization. Surely, no reason exist for Kiev to be opposed other than a loss of power. A more federalized government is also the most plausible way of keeping Ukraine intact.
Support for sanctions is mixed in Europe as some countries fear Russia and have an ax to grind with Putin while others wish to move forward. Saber rattling has only lead to death and destruction. As I see it little good will come from further bloodshed and it is time for the West to stop sending money to Kiev so they can ramp up the violence and continue the civil war. More on the progress being made in the article below.
http://brucewilds.blogspot.com/2014/08/eu-moving-towards-deal-on-ukraine...