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Chelsea Clinton is Quitting Her $600,000/Year NBC "Reporter" Job

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Shortly after it was revealed by Politico that NBC had stooped to new lows in favoritist nepotism, having paid Chelsea Clinton an annual salary of $600,000 for "occasional" reporting work, in effect making her one of the highest paid if not the highest paid "reporter" in the world, the former first daughter quickly stunned everyone when, in the aftermath of her mother's just as stunning commentary on personal wealth and what being "broke" in the New Normal apparently means, she stated rhetorically that "I was curious if I could care about money and I couldn't."

So, moments ago, to prove that she really no longer cares about such earthly things as money, since between her hedge fund husband and her parents, she has more than she can possibly spend in one lifetime, AP reported that Chelsea Clinton is finally quitting her job as a reporter at NBC News.

From AP:

Bill and Hillary Clinton's daughter has been working at the network since 2011, sporadically doing feature stories on people or organizations doing public-spirited work. Politico magazine reported earlier this year that NBC was paying her $600,000 a year.

 

The network announced her exit on Friday. She was initially hired to do stories for Brian Williams' "Rock Center" newsmagazine, but that program was canceled. Her work occasionally appeared on NBC's "Nightly News."

 

Clinton and her husband, Marc Mezvinsky, announced this spring that she is pregnant with her first child.

And now we await as NBC replaces Clinton with some random Columbia journalism school graduate who will do the same amount of work and will, naturally, be paid the same money.

 

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Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:34 | 5158646 PartysOver
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WTFC?

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:35 | 5158649 Herd Redirectio...
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And Bill Clinton's not her dad.  Look at that face...

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:37 | 5158658 1stepcloser
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but daddy said he always loved my lips!

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:39 | 5158678 101 years and c...
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money can buy good looks.  maybe she should work on that?!?!?!

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:41 | 5158692 TahoeBilly2012
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Her Daddy Web Hubbel, not Bubba. Where you get those lips girl, Bubba ain't get those, nor do Mommy.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:47 | 5158716 nope-1004
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And she is dumb as shit.  "Getting ahead" only because they are interconnected and willing to kill anyone for a profit.  Just like Bush, Cheney, Obama, Hillary, Bernocchio, Yellen, Rubin, Geithner, on and on.

 

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:57 | 5158775 BC6
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Hill's a slut also ...

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:14 | 5158871 Vampyroteuthis ...
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Hillery is too busy sniffing out women to have a child the old fashioned way. Who's child that is no one knows. Bill is too busy chasing skirt since Hitlery cares less about Bill or any cock for sure.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:26 | 5158938 Manthong
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Damn, I was way hammered in the lounge of the Willard.. I could swear she or her sister wanted some deal that involved lipstick on the dipstick.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:33 | 5158981 philipat
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I TRULY wonder why a smart country like America puts up with this shit? Two cunts and an asshole who just seek rents from the taxpayer> It is SO pathetic??....

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:34 | 5158988 Manthong
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<<<  Hammered in the lounge of the DC Willard with hookers, YES.

<<<  Hammered in the lounge of the DC Willard with hookers, NO.

 

And.. what part of toe sucking is not understood by some  trolls?

 

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:45 | 5159045 Four chan
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disgusting clintons are disgusting.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 14:02 | 5159519 eatthebanksters
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All to prep the way for her mom to run for office...

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 14:09 | 5159553 aVileRat
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Yeah, she is. It was pre-released back in May that she was going to be leaving NBC to help out at Clinton foundation and in DNC policy/donation wing.

Can't chose your parents or your life, just play the cards you are handed.

 

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 14:40 | 5159693 froze25
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Must be nice to not have to care about money, really makes you just a normal human being that "folks" can relate too.  This is why we are doomed as a country.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:14 | 5158874 MillionDollarBogus_
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Another cunning stunt...

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:35 | 5158993 philipat
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Um, you mean stunning CUNT. There, fixed it for Ya...

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:41 | 5159019 Manthong
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Stun like in taser?

..or stun like in phaser that one level up maims, and another level up is lethal.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 14:14 | 5159584 yellowsub
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That's not correct either, he meant cunning cunt.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:16 | 5158881 Stanley Kubrick
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Pyscopaths must share the same genetic mutation....yet another example of how it tends to run in families.

They're truly the first examples of a GMO organism....pity we can't eliminate this flawed exsome from the species.

Oh, and maybe that also explains why they all tend to be so hideously FUGLY.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:00 | 5158767 remain calm
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She wanted to get paid in Gold. Her mom told her if she did that that Goldman would not fund her campaign. She knows fiat currency is worth dick, so she quit. Realizing that the White house was the biggest pay day possible. I think she is smarter than we give her credit for

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:00 | 5158791 CrimsonAvenger
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She would pretty much have to be.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:58 | 5158768 remain calm
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Fuck the Clinton crime famly.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:42 | 5158695 Normalcy Bias
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Some are beyond help, e.g. Tori Spelling.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:47 | 5158727 NotApplicable
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*cringes*

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:10 | 5158776 corporatewhore
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there is a terrific webpage that has pictures of sara jessica parker in various poses accompanied by a similar looking horse picture.  It's the funniest --even better than people of walmart.http://www.iywib.com/sarah_jessica_parker_is_not_a_horse.php

i'm sure the Princess Royal is preparing for HRH Mommy's presidential coronation.  God Save the ...God Help Us All.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:46 | 5158706 JRobby
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She is entering the porn industry

 

I mean, running for a state house seat.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:50 | 5158732 lordylord
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"running for a state house seat."

She doesn't care about money when it's voluntarily given to her.  She'd rather help steal other people's money.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:53 | 5158756 JRobby
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Entering the family business would be a natural progression.

"If she had only been a boy" Sorry Bill

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 18:16 | 5160513 Rakshas
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Sorry Bill but AWRIGHT HILL, either way pussy be pussy and just like mom she be gittin' some, ........ cunnilingus .... it's what's for dinner...... how do ya like me now??

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 14:21 | 5159618 amusedobserver
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She's going to try acting now, to star in "I Am Curious (Green)"

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:50 | 5158734 NotApplicable
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No way Hitlery could get the nomination with this gig ongoing.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:55 | 5158771 TBT or not TBT
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Michelle had a 400k a year no show job at a hospital when Barry was running.    I guess 600k is over the top, or maybe it shows how the MSM is in the tank for Democrats.  

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:38 | 5158667 Chuck Knoblauch
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That face has had surgey.

It still needs more.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:42 | 5158696 trulz4lulz
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Thats a face that can not only take a whole cock to the hilt, but give the taint a fashinable polish all in the same motion.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:42 | 5158698 john39
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there is only so much that can be done...   something very wrong there, on a genetic level...

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:51 | 5158741 HK21E
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With a road grader.

 

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:59 | 5158784 corporatewhore
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I'm sure joan rivers can give her the joker's phone number

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:48 | 5158731 Dr. Destructo
Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:04 | 5158812 Jerry Welbach
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A face only a mother could love.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 14:38 | 5159690 ebear
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"Look at that face..."

Do I have to?

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 16:23 | 5160116 ShrNfr
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I'd rather not.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 20:52 | 5161049 logicalman
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Ugly tree.....

Every branch......

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:52 | 5158745 junction
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Now if NBC News could only get rid of its "Making A Difference" segment, on two or three times a week now.  Turness is right, NBC now is an embarrassment, it can't even fill a 21 minute news show (after commercials) with news anymore.  Instead, NBC uses feelgood fillers that NBC recorded in some cases months ago.  If NBC News is looking for subjects, it should go to Courtroom News' website, filled with interesting stories about a corrupt legal system so bad it even makes 9th Circuit (or is it circus) appeals judge Alex Kosinski look good when he writes a decision overturning some demented District Judge decision protecting government lawbreakers.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:09 | 5158838 Harbanger
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Rachel Maddow, Lawrence O'Donnell, Chris Hayes, Chris Matthews, Al Sharpton, Ed Schultz, Joe Scarborough.

CNBC- If you ain't gay, a progressive, a commie, a radical leftist or a Racist you need not apply.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 14:49 | 5159725 Harbanger
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How anyone reads Zerohedge, and also watches CNBC is beyond me.   Must be very confused individuals.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 16:11 | 5160068 JRobby
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It is usually a good idea to see what propaganda the opposition is putting out. Even if it is on a sample basis.

I have gotten to the point where I can watch both Fox and MSNBC with food in my stomach. For a long time that was impossible.

I do have issues with acceptance.

 

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 20:54 | 5161052 logicalman
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I try to force myself to look at MSM just so I know what TPTB want me believe.

Perspective and all that.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:12 | 5158862 RockRiver
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This is one spoiled little bitch....

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 13:24 | 5159298 rbg81
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Spoiled is too weak a word.  Her "work" probably consisted of dishing rumors on her parents.  When you get right down to it, she has won life's lottery.

Can't wait to see what cushy deals Obama's daughters get when they are of age.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 20:56 | 5161055 logicalman
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A squirt that should have been swallowed.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:27 | 5158941 Jumbotron
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This is just the first step on her way to political power.  Quit the job....go on a "listening" tour.....run for state office.....and you can fill in the blanks.  All financed by the "Clinton Foundation For The Advancement of Nepotism In Politics".

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 13:12 | 5159229 JuliaS
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Has to be one of the "You can't fire me, I quit!" moments.

CNN is also trimming staff.  Plans to lay off 13 000. Either that or 1 Clinton. Savings are roughly the same.

http://wealthydebates.com/cnn-dump-staff-network-falters-basement-level/

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 14:47 | 5159711 sgt_doom
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Dear Chelsea, we American workers and former workers are glad to hear this, since your principal methods of earning that money you didn't care about at McKinsey and Avenue Capital was in the offshoring of American jobs and the further dismantling of the American economy, just like your daddy bitch did, and also your mommy bitch as a US senator.

So fuck all you bitchez!

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:35 | 5158648 quasimodo
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F-cking ridiculous

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:37 | 5158655 Ploutos74
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Unf-ckable actually

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:54 | 5159118 Rory_Breaker
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why can't you fuckers spell fuck properly?

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:35 | 5158651 LawsofPhysics
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In the bigger picture, this underscores what your fiat is really worth...

tick tock motherfuckers...

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:41 | 5158691 FinalEvent
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Basically she thinks the same about FIAT as me.

I think it's a message.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:42 | 5158652 Silverhog
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What a fucking sponge. Be in a moo moo in just a couple of years.  

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:37 | 5158662 firstdivision
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Did she take the BTFD job that the Fed had posted, cause it looks like she is doing a fine job

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:39 | 5158673 Dr Strangemember
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No dude, she's going to be a runway model.  Isn't that obvious????

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:43 | 5158709 john39
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goldman vp....

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:37 | 5158664 Winston Churchill
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Does she get a "golden backhander" on her last day ?

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 13:20 | 5159283 SAT 800
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What happens when you put lipstick and a wig on a pig? I present you the photographic evidence.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:38 | 5158666 Mi Naem
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Perhaps there's an opening for her helping Doctors Without Borders in West Africa. 

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:38 | 5158668 Dr Strangemember
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I find such hipocracy decidedly delicious!!!!

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:42 | 5158700 Emergency Ward
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I was personally touched that she was doing reports on "people or organizations doing public-spirited work."

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:38 | 5158669 HK21E
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Influence has been successfully peddled - time for the spawn of SeaBiscuit and Web Hubbel to move on.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:40 | 5158685 Winston Churchill
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Hey, Seabiscuit had nice confirmation, unlike the hildabeast.

 

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:44 | 5158718 Grande Tetons
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But the jockey that was riding Seabiscuit was legally blind. Maybe, the guy who is riding Chelsea has the same affliction. 

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:52 | 5158750 Anarchy 99
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well done, Grande.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:36 | 5158996 mobtown
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She's also on the board of directors of IAC. Very well qualified, I'm sure.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:52 | 5158754 HK21E
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An icepick to the eyes would be mandatory in order to mount that.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 20:58 | 5161059 logicalman
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Double-bagger!

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:40 | 5158676 trulz4lulz
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She probably got a better offer being Hunter Bidens' cum dumpster in Ukraine. Once a nepotist cum dumpster, always a nepotist cum dumpster.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:40 | 5158682 djcando
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Stopped watching NBC the moment she showed up.  Not going back.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:44 | 5158704 agstacks
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They were fine otherwise?  

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:42 | 5158694 IMACOINNUT
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Some people have all the luck, some people have all the pain......

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:43 | 5158705 williambanzai7
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Her no holds barred investigative journalism will be sorely missed here on ZH...

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:55 | 5158764 overmedicatedun...
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will, damn it, that was my post you stole, so here goes,

what sound does chelsea make while not reporting the news?(for no cash )

she is at this moment helping ebola victims in davos I am told.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:43 | 5158707 ebworthen
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Chelsea is going to take time off to help care for her Dad...

...Webster Hubbel is ill I hear.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:44 | 5158717 Duffy
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I forgot she married into the Tribe. Bill Clinton's "kosher kitchen" will apparently echo in eternity...

You know, something about her face - I bet she has huge labia. Like an exploded cartoon cigar.

I love that shit.

I really do.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:57 | 5158777 Grande Tetons
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Like an exploded cartoon cigar.

You should patent that. Awesome. 

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:17 | 5158885 Duffy
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I think I learned it from Jim Norton, who is the sort of foul scumbag a fella can really learn from.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:58 | 5158780 Dr Strangemember
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Google "huge labia" and then hit images.  Just sayin'...

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:02 | 5158801 HK21E
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A 40 pound bag of beef curtains. Mmmmm Mmmmm Good.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:46 | 5158721 agstacks
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To clarify, she has left her reporting position with NBC citing the incredible workload she was not used to.  They are no longer paying her to work for them.  They will however, keep her on retianer for $600,000/year. 

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:47 | 5158724 JRobby
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lobbyist for GE. Announcement on Tuesday

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:47 | 5158725 Frank N. Beans
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One of the Bush girls also had or has a gig on one of the networks; at least she's easier to look at.

Chelsea I hope you're not reading these comments.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:00 | 5158792 corporatewhore
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both giving new meaning to the term "insipid"

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:49 | 5158735 Anarchy 99
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maybe she can start selling brown paper bags, with a face like that she'll need a lot of them.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:49 | 5158736 IndianaJohn
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That is one tough child. Anyone else that is beaten that hard with the ugly stick would have died from the injurys.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:51 | 5158740 Duffy
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she may be ugly, but she's also a rotten cunt.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:51 | 5158739 Atomizer
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Good god, she has aged faster than her mother. 

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:52 | 5158749 taketheredpill
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only a mother...

 

 

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:53 | 5158751 bardot63
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Quitting her job?  When did she start?  Pretty loose definitions of "reporter," "journalist" and "news" bandied about here.  For those who don't get it yet, network news does not rely on ratings.  That's a myth.  Network news, like PBS, feeds off government advertsing and government cronies thru their corporate offices (GE, former owner of NBC, makes a good example.  The 600 K paid out to Thunder Thighs Junior was bribe money from NBC for lucrative contracts down the road, assuming Thunder Thighs Senior gets to the WH.  Even a hefty run would put millions in political ads into NBC's pockets.  Networks, and many of their affiliates around the country despise common people, the tea party types, while they protect government with their lies, obfuscations and bias.  PBS is the most common example.  With 450 M in government tax funds (just U-S), I could produce better shows than than Downton Abbey, which, if you watch closely, is a tale of old time conservative values disappearing.  PBS thanks viewers like you, and suckers like you.  The nets join in that gratitude. 

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:52 | 5158752 taketheredpill
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Seriously she looks like a cartoon come to life.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:55 | 5158769 markar
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She looks like her father, Web Hubbell

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:54 | 5158761 sosoome
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Such a high minded individual. I'm sure she has deep empathy for all the peoples.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:55 | 5158762 CharliePrince
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i tried  but  i found  i   didnt care about chelsea

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:57 | 5158774 Joe Tierney
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Her looks? Ipecac syrup!

 

Her morals, integrity and honesty? That stuff they make you drink the night before a rectal exam, that makes you take a growling 22lb massive dump!

 

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:57 | 5158778 teslaberry
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id bang her. 

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:03 | 5158803 Johnny_is_alrea...
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She would milk me to the last drop

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 13:14 | 5159241 All is chosen
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You failed to state which way up.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 13:43 | 5159406 Village-idiot
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As the sailor said "If you turn them upside down they all look the same."

(Of course, he was talking about boats)

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 14:04 | 5159536 ncdirtdigger
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id bang her.

Someone with an ugly stick beat you to it.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:58 | 5158779 pupdog1
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As genuine as a three dollar bill.

Actually, as genuine as a one dollar bill.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:01 | 5158789 Johnny_is_alrea...
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You talk about NORTH KOREA as a dictatorship dynasty ?

 

WTF about the fucking united states ???

Goeorge bush father, george bush son

Clinton, now his wife, and soon his daughter ?

You tell me in 300+ MILLION americans all they can come up with to the first 10 feet radious from the oval office is this people from a handfull of families ?

No one else capable among the 300 MILLION ???

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:02 | 5158797 Atomizer
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New apartment is paid off. Mom & Dad have been paid in full.  

Love the statement about retainer 

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:02 | 5158806 world_debt_slave
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I remember hearing a quote from young Chelsa wanting to be a "porn star", butt ugly, but who cares.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:08 | 5158813 PrecipiceWatching
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600K for a no talent required "job" like broadcast noisemaking and propaganda peddling?

 

Your local school adminsistrators have ALM0ST as good a gig. 

 

On your backs, folks....

 

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:08 | 5158830 pragmatic hobo
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clear proof that no amount of money or fancy college diploma can buy you intelligence.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:15 | 5158858 HamRove
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Do you think money can help her butter face?

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 20:27 | 5160954 HK21E
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Only if a pallet of it falls squarely upon her. Hopefully in the middle of a family group hug.

 

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:09 | 5158837 OC Sure
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"I was curious if I could care about money and I couldn't."

Often when we change the symbol for the action that it is supposed to represent, then we see things in a much wider context.

For example:

"I was curious if I could care about [productive work] and i couldn't."

LMAO!

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:10 | 5158846 B2u
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but you can't fix ugly...

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:17 | 5158882 hootowl
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This public manifestation regarding economic stupidity should easily qualify Chelsea Hubbell as a top potential candidate for POTUS on the Demoncrapic ticket.

Coming to a voting booth near you soon.  Hurry,....get in line with all the illegal alien, felonious Dempcrapic voters and Dead Repugnicans......or they may have to look for your vote in the car trunk of a Demoncrapic poll worker after they lose the first count in an election.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:22 | 5158908 ozzzo
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Stuffing ballot boxes is so 20th century. The voting machines will tell us who won the election.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 13:41 | 5159393 Village-idiot
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You mean the ones that are owned by George Soros?

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 14:08 | 5159555 RighteousDude
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Bone Deep

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:13 | 5158861 esum
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the only accurate reporting she could provide is.... THE QUANTITY OF LINT IN HER NAVEL.....

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:13 | 5158864 I am a Man I am...
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take a salary of 30k a year and let's see how much you care about money!  shut your pie hole.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:17 | 5158884 HamRove
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30K?? Give that parasite a $10 per hour job with that baby and see how well she adjusts to the grind.

 

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:18 | 5158891 skippy9
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A perfect job for Al Sharpton and his protege Twana Brawley.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:23 | 5158922 taketheredpill
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Last one.

 

Slick Willy will never have to worry about getting anybody pregnant because any woman who has seen Chelsea will make damn sure she doesn't get knocked up.

 

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:25 | 5158927 Dineroguru
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Web Hubbell has one ugly looking daughter....ugly inside and out!

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:28 | 5158948 manich
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So what? Sometimes I think I have mistakenly been directed to the Fox Noise site. And really think so when I read some of the many red team vs blue team comments. Just distracting us from the real issues.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:31 | 5158967 Bumbu Sauce
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Which one spends more time on their back, Chelsea or Sandra Fluck?

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:55 | 5159125 Canucklehead
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I think you mean front.  No one wants to look at that.  Especially when she gives you her rapture face.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 13:53 | 5159479 optimator
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Sure, complain about her face, all you'd see is the top of her head anyway.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:40 | 5159014 q99x2
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She wears furry boots in the summer.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:41 | 5159020 Fix It Again Timmy
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"NBC wanted me to work 2 hours a week for a measley $600K - I told them to shove it..."

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:50 | 5159083 TrustbutVerify
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The political payback to the Clinton's is over...for now...More laughably fawning reporting, this time of Hillary, to come...just wait and see.  

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:50 | 5159088 Hellone
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maternity leave?

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:51 | 5159092 NuYawkFrankie
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OMG!!! 

She's starting to look less like Webb Hubbel and more like Hillarhoid!

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 13:01 | 5159178 Ariadne
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More like Bozo. 

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:52 | 5159095 SickDollar
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damn it sucks to be a peasant but hey at least I get to face god a little easier

 

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:52 | 5159108 7th Avenue Aviator
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Those Lips!  A golf ball through a garden hose!

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 13:00 | 5159174 Ariadne
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Before this is over she'll be poor. Banzai therapy. Smile on, Dalai Llama.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 13:02 | 5159186 hotrod
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What does the average network reporter make   Anyone know???????

If it is less that 100k then   Talk about special treatment. 

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 13:11 | 5159220 eddiebe
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Drop her and her mom in Mumbai with a 20 dollar bill in their pockets. That may change their tune a bit.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 13:52 | 5159465 optimator
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They'd be back with a few thousand dollars, in quarters.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 13:14 | 5159244 NoWayJose
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Job is a liability to Hillary - it's all political

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 13:17 | 5159249 flyingcaveman
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How does she expect to finish paying for her fuglotomy?

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 13:18 | 5159264 adr
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She's already spent a fortune on plastic surgery, sadly that is the best they can do. Of course what the surgeon had to work with wasn't exactly a good start.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 13:49 | 5159441 zipit
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Double bagger

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