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Chicago PMI Explodes To Biggest Beat In 10 Months, Employment Drops Further

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Having collapsed to 13-month lows in July - with the biggest miss on record - Chicago's PMI rebounded the way only US macro 'soft-survey' data can. After plunging from 62.6 in June to 52.6 in July, August printed a magnificent 64.3 - its highest since May - showing up this data's noisy nature as entirely useless. From worst miss on record (and 13-month lows) to best beat in 10 months and 5 month highs... brilliant. It would seem ISM has entirely given up on any credibility at all... However, given this exuberance (in production and new orders), the employment sub-index dropped yet again.

 

"we're gonna need a better seasonal adjustment"

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 

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Fri, 08/29/2014 - 09:53 | 5158122 power steering
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More sandbags stat!

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 09:55 | 5158132 SamAdams
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Obama fixed it!  Yea Obama.  4 more years, 4 more years....  Don't laugh, it might happen....

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 10:12 | 5158195 GetZeeGold
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Unemployment rate is down.....but the labor participation rate is cratering. But stocks are up.....huh!

 

So much for fundamentals.....let's just wing this crap.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:06 | 5158481 MisterMousePotato
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When I was a child, this sort of thing was lampooned when it was the Soviet Union and Pravda. Best Harvest EVA! (= starving Comrades). I thought we were better than this.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:22 | 5158582 long-shorty
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some people actually pay to subscribe to this "data"

 

 

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 09:54 | 5158126 tuttisaluti
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who is believing this shit anymore?

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 09:56 | 5158141 nope-1004
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Exactly.  100% pure fairy dust.

 

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 10:06 | 5158181 Sudden Debt
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Maybe everybody is buying hasmat suits now Ebola also popped up in Senegal?

CORDON SANITAIRE! sanitaire like in toilet seat...

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 10:34 | 5158299 CheapBastard
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I think I might have pushed it over the top with that T-shirt I bought at Walmart for $1.86.

 

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:41 | 5158686 Rockatanski
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sadly people do and that is beyond comprehension for me. i run into the koolaide drinkers all the time. when i throw stats about 77 million in debt collection, 1/3 on welfare, etc at them i can see the smoke oozing from their ears.

 

 

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 09:54 | 5158128 So Close
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And the Carney running the fixed game yells to the crowd...  "Round and round she goes... where she stops nobody knows!!!"

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 09:56 | 5158140 101 years and c...
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the millions that still pile into starbucks everyday for their morning $4 cup of coffee that costs .15 to brew.  and, the 3-4 people that still watch cnbc.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 10:00 | 5158164 clade7
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"Step right up ladies and gentlemen!  See the beautiful dancing Shills!  They dance on their left legs!  They dance on their right legs!  And between the two, they make their living!"

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 09:54 | 5158130 101 years and c...
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no way.  fraud in chicago?  say it aint so.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 09:54 | 5158133 buzzsaw99
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bizarro "market" no likey

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 09:55 | 5158134 NoDebt
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Trying... to... care.

Just... can't... do it.

Must... take... nap.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 10:07 | 5158194 Dr. Engali
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It is Friday before Labor day weekend. I suggest alcohol.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 10:11 | 5158210 NoDebt
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I will take it under advisement.  Who am I kidding?  It's already a lock.  I'm just trying to get to early afternoon so it looks like a semi-respectable time to be leaving the office.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 10:28 | 5158265 Dr. Engali
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You and me both.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 09:54 | 5158136 clade7
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Probably not a good idea to put the words 'Chicago' and 'Explodes' in the same sentence until after 9/11...

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 09:58 | 5158153 Bay of Pigs
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Chicago PMI goes Full Retard.

Who'd a thunk it?

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 10:04 | 5158178 Dr. Engali
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Uhhmmm..... it is Chicago. probably loading up on moar hollow points and sniper rounds.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 10:07 | 5158188 orangegeek
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with the murder rate industry so high in south chicago, the bucket and sponge industry must be booming

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 10:15 | 5158221 GetZeeGold
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Home of the toughest gun laws in America.....just a couple more and we'll have this licked.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 10:20 | 5158240 Son of Captain Nemo
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Oh how I love the Autumn winds of change.

September 21st mark your calendars!

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 10:20 | 5158241 hotrod
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Elections only a couple of months away.  As I recall during Obama's reelection the employment numbers dropped considerably and other indexes got their lipstick on. 

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 10:26 | 5158257 glossolalia
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This is bad news for poeple who love bad news :(

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 11:18 | 5158549 HK21E
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And just in time for the midterm elections too. What a coincidence.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 12:37 | 5159001 Jano
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The Kenyan with(out) the birth certificate promised a change, as I can recall.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 20:15 | 5160899 cart00ner
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Do they use a f***ing dartboard to come up with these figures? 

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