Obama's Anti-ISIS Strategy Summarized In 1 Cartoon

Tyler Durden's picture

"Do nothing stupid..."



Source: Cagle

Bonus Strategy Chart... (via William Banzai)


Remember of course, none of this matters...

Since, as long as Qatar has a strategy on how to progress on its Gazprom-bypassing pipeline to Europe, whether Obama had a strategy or not, is completely irrelevant.

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Manthong's picture

His dumbo ears are bigger than that.

john39's picture

the stage has been set:


it is obvious that the obama admin is just waiting for the pretext to arrive...

Harbanger's picture

You should get a job here. You pick up News faster than Tyler.

Need a link for the breaking news on ISIS Threat to the Pope.  Italy and Britain on High Alert.

Raymond K Hessel's picture

Wasnt there a prophecy that predicted that Arabs would set on fire the cities of Italy, kidnap the sitting (and last) pope and kill him? 

Harbanger's picture

?? I don't know. But there is breaking news about ISIS being threat to the Pope.  Britain and Italy just went on High Alert.  Obama is out fundrasing.

Here's the Link to Judicial Watch for the original story on the high alert put of today on the US border..


logicalman's picture

Governments going on 'high terror alert' just means more loss of liberty for the average Joe and more funding for MIC.


caustixoid's picture

Don't mexican cartels already behead people?   No disrespect to ISIS but it's already a badass neighborhood.

Antifaschistische's picture

that's funny, an "imminent terrorist attack on our border"   Juarez?   That wouldn't even take out any Americans.

Bloppy's picture
In a parallel universe, Obama has a foreign policy


KnuckleDragger-X's picture

In a parallel universe Obama is competent...

barre-de-rire's picture

in a // universe  humans simply do not exist.

logicalman's picture

In a parallel universe I do not feel the need to drink!

SuperRay's picture

Here's a new name for the moronic media, law professors and all other academics who sit passively and do nothing, and local, county, and state politicians:



These dipshits haven't got the vision to see beyond their noses, or the courage to do anything but move straight forward, prodded by their master's whip.

Obama? EWB
Wolf Blitzer? EWB
Every actor in Hollywood? EWB
Brian Williams? NPR? CSPAN?....
Well, you get the idea. Send that meme viral! It fits them all so well

Phil Free's picture

Or, my current favorite:

Media Presstitutes  !!


junction's picture

Let Kissinger explain it.  The Wall Street Journal just had an except from Kissinger's new book, "World Order," an incomprehensible melange of facts and assumptions.  From the WSJ description of Dr. K: "Dr. Kissinger served as national security adviser and secretary of state under Presidents Nixon and Ford. Adapted from his book "World Order," to be published Sept. 9 by the Penguin Press."  The only surprise is that Kissinger's book did not get a September 11 release date.

SuperRay's picture

It's Obama's presidential policy, except there should be a comma after "nothing"

bigdumbnugly's picture

it's always sunni on the first hole...

KickIce's picture

What's confusing them is he says shiite after every missed putt.

Jethro's picture

But Assad is uptight, Alawite, and outta sight!

Chupacabra-322's picture

Watch out for the Sand Traps & Sand Niggers. It's a joke people.

deeply indebted's picture

Try making your jokes more funny and maybe less offensive next time. Thanks.

Slave's picture

What is "offensive"? Can somebody explain what this word means?

FeralSerf's picture

It means not defensive.

The Defense Dept. does not do offense. That's the bailiwick of the Offense Dept.

Ben Ghazi's picture

Give him a break already!



He obviously meant to say bunkers instead of "sand traps"

Surely, he will try not to offend you going forward.

GrandPaFred's picture

The obviouse: Game needs to be stepped up!


Step 1/ Obama is gonna go live on MSM and commit suicide 

Step 2/ Obama says he will arise on third day

 Step3/ On third day he plans to read from the teleprompter and blame the Pope for putting a hex on him

Step 4/ The war is ON against the Vatician 

thatthingcanfly's picture

We should deploy Happy Gilmore to Iraq immediately.

McMolotov's picture

While you're in the ISIS Caddy Shack, don't forget to drop by the Aloha Snackbar. The pineapple falafel is to die for.

spieslikeus's picture

Thought it was Alan's Snackbar? Extra bacon please!

Chupacabra-322's picture

Perhaps instead of another boring Presidential Library which no one visits anyway, we'll have the very first Par Five Presidential Golf Course in Shitcago.

New_Meat's picture

the greens will be green glass and they will be mighty fast. - Ned

Barnaby's picture

That's a sad, funny and all-too-potent cartoon for easy digestion by the MSM. In the old days we called them bromides.

Kirk2NCC1701's picture

Speaking of "sad"... IMO, "Syria is Assad, Assad story" for Obama.  ;-)

Cangaroo.TNT's picture

That second one is the best yet.  Not just from William Banzai.  I mean that I've seen.

Barnaby's picture

"It's a long par three leading to the 13th green, and the penalty for overshooting is Shamu keeps your Titleist."

Joe Tierney's picture

For the hard shots Rhabamba needs to consult his caddy. Who is that? His Kenyan witch doctor, who else!

firstdivision's picture

We have no strategy cause Israel won't let us kill their Frankenstein yet.

Kirk2NCC1701's picture

<-- New Russian pipelines to EU (bypassing Ukraine)

<-- Qatari/Saudi pipelines to EU

Who gets there first?   (5159504)

Tyler: "Since, as long as Qatar has a strategy on how to progress on its Gazprom-bypassing pipeline to Europe, whether Obama had a strategy or not, is completely irrelevant."

Winston Churchill's picture

Assad is not going anywhere, and whatever Uncle Scam does at this point will stengthen him.

I'm expecting Russians forces to be invited into Syria to put down ISIS.

Now that would be a game changer.

Obvious move from Putin, and the west couldn't say a word, after demonizing ISIS.

agNau's picture

Brilliant read.
The icing to that move would be Vladimir appearing with Assad decked out in golf gear, and leaning on a driver! Sunglasses would be a nice touch.

Yen Cross's picture

 lmao. Where's the Reggie ball cleaning hut?

lakecity55's picture

Where is the 19th Hole, "Barry's Bar?"

Duffy Duck's picture

I mean - funny, but Obama looks like a puppet with more than one guy wrestling over the strings.

carbonmutant's picture

Whatshisname looks like he's in a sand trap....