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Obama's Anti-ISIS Strategy Summarized In 1 Cartoon
"Do nothing stupid..."
Bonus Strategy Chart... (via William Banzai)
Remember of course, none of this matters...
Since, as long as Qatar has a strategy on how to progress on its Gazprom-bypassing pipeline to Europe, whether Obama had a strategy or not, is completely irrelevant.
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http://consortiumnews.com/2014/08/29/americas-war-hawks-back-in-flight/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrBdEiaCUu8
His dumbo ears are bigger than that.
the stage has been set:
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/386694/judicial-watch-feds-bulletin...
it is obvious that the obama admin is just waiting for the pretext to arrive...
You should get a job here. You pick up News faster than Tyler.
Need a link for the breaking news on ISIS Threat to the Pope. Italy and Britain on High Alert.
Wasnt there a prophecy that predicted that Arabs would set on fire the cities of Italy, kidnap the sitting (and last) pope and kill him?
?? I don't know. But there is breaking news about ISIS being threat to the Pope. Britain and Italy just went on High Alert. Obama is out fundrasing.
Here's the Link to Judicial Watch for the original story on the high alert put of today on the US border..
http://www.judicialwatch.org/
Governments going on 'high terror alert' just means more loss of liberty for the average Joe and more funding for MIC.
Simple.
Don't mexican cartels already behead people? No disrespect to ISIS but it's already a badass neighborhood.
that's funny, an "imminent terrorist attack on our border" Juarez? That wouldn't even take out any Americans.
http://tinyurl.com/knvxmse
In a parallel universe Obama is competent...
in a // universe humans simply do not exist.
In a parallel universe I do not feel the need to drink!
now that is logical!
Here's a new name for the moronic media, law professors and all other academics who sit passively and do nothing, and local, county, and state politicians:
EUNUCHS WITH BLINDERS
EWB's
These dipshits haven't got the vision to see beyond their noses, or the courage to do anything but move straight forward, prodded by their master's whip.
Obama? EWB
Wolf Blitzer? EWB
Every actor in Hollywood? EWB
Brian Williams? NPR? CSPAN?....
Well, you get the idea. Send that meme viral! It fits them all so well
Or, my current favorite:
Media Presstitutes !!
Let Kissinger explain it. The Wall Street Journal just had an except from Kissinger's new book, "World Order," an incomprehensible melange of facts and assumptions. From the WSJ description of Dr. K: "Dr. Kissinger served as national security adviser and secretary of state under Presidents Nixon and Ford. Adapted from his book "World Order," to be published Sept. 9 by the Penguin Press." The only surprise is that Kissinger's book did not get a September 11 release date.
It's Obama's presidential policy, except there should be a comma after "nothing"
it's always sunni on the first hole...
What's confusing them is he says shiite after every missed putt.
But Assad is uptight, Alawite, and outta sight!
Watch out for the Sand Traps & Sand Niggers. It's a joke people.
Try making your jokes more funny and maybe less offensive next time. Thanks.
What is "offensive"? Can somebody explain what this word means?
It means not defensive.
The Defense Dept. does not do offense. That's the bailiwick of the Offense Dept.
Give him a break already!
He obviously meant to say bunkers instead of "sand traps"
Surely, he will try not to offend you going forward.
The obviouse: Game needs to be stepped up!
Step 1/ Obama is gonna go live on MSM and commit suicide
Step 2/ Obama says he will arise on third day
Step3/ On third day he plans to read from the teleprompter and blame the Pope for putting a hex on him
Step 4/ The war is ON against the Vatician
x
CLUSTERFUCK.
We should deploy Happy Gilmore to Iraq immediately.
While you're in the ISIS Caddy Shack, don't forget to drop by the Aloha Snackbar. The pineapple falafel is to die for.
Thought it was Alan's Snackbar? Extra bacon please!
Perhaps instead of another boring Presidential Library which no one visits anyway, we'll have the very first Par Five Presidential Golf Course in Shitcago.
the greens will be green glass and they will be mighty fast. - Ned
That's a sad, funny and all-too-potent cartoon for easy digestion by the MSM. In the old days we called them bromides.
yep, since the 1800's
Speaking of "sad"... IMO, "Syria is Assad, Assad story" for Obama. ;-)
That second one is the best yet. Not just from William Banzai. I mean that I've seen.
"It's a long par three leading to the 13th green, and the penalty for overshooting is Shamu keeps your Titleist."
For the hard shots Rhabamba needs to consult his caddy. Who is that? His Kenyan witch doctor, who else!
We have no strategy cause Israel won't let us kill their Frankenstein yet.
<-- New Russian pipelines to EU (bypassing Ukraine)
<-- Qatari/Saudi pipelines to EU
Who gets there first? (5159504)
Tyler: "Since, as long as Qatar has a strategy on how to progress on its Gazprom-bypassing pipeline to Europe, whether Obama had a strategy or not, is completely irrelevant."
Assad is not going anywhere, and whatever Uncle Scam does at this point will stengthen him.
I'm expecting Russians forces to be invited into Syria to put down ISIS.
Now that would be a game changer.
Obvious move from Putin, and the west couldn't say a word, after demonizing ISIS.
Brilliant read.
The icing to that move would be Vladimir appearing with Assad decked out in golf gear, and leaning on a driver! Sunglasses would be a nice touch.
lmao. Where's the Reggie ball cleaning hut?
Where is the 19th Hole, "Barry's Bar?"
I mean - funny, but Obama looks like a puppet with more than one guy wrestling over the strings.
Whatshisname looks like he's in a sand trap....
Presented without comment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMjXbuj7BPI&feature=youtu.be
ISIS is CIA/Massod: Why would he have an effective plan of action? They are just selling theater to the sheep. But you should be concerned about the purpose as it is suggested that their actions (false flag) will include activity within US borders. Could just be further police state stuff.
I have a strategy for becoming and then staying drunk this holiday and thus forgetting the entire thing until Tuesday next. Maybe even Wednesday.
We got it wrong. It wasn't "do nothing stupid.", it was "do nothing, stupid". Misplaced comma.
I remember when Dr Strangelove was a dark comedy and not a documentery.
Wonder if ISIS has plans to take on Hezbollah in Lebanon ... that would be good for a sea port.
I'm sure they have a plan...
and it would be part of a strategy!
Wasn't the last state of emergency suspending your rights in the US read in Congress about the dangers presented by that rouge nation Syria?
Truth tellers come in all shapes and sizes in DC. That last one just happened to be a short, squat, Phoenician instead of the usual tall, spindly, feminine, Egyptian. I's almost impossible to filter out the truth from the lies when you have clown car full of DC messengers and propaganda being thrown at you.
nyet, tovarich, the rouge nation is the red one on the maps. - Ned
During WWII, we dropped over 3 Million Tons of bombs on the enemy at a cost of about 288 Billion Dollars.
Inflation adjusted thats about . . . 3 ~ 4 Trillion Dollars.
And with that 3 or 4 Trillion Dollars, we defeated, Germany , Italy, and Japan, whose armies composed of The most advanced Tanks, Airplanes, Missiles, Submarines, Navy Vessels and Artillery at the time.
The "war on terror" by some estimates has already cost us around 4.4 Trillion Dollars in todays dollars, and to add insult to injury, that money was BORROWED, which means we will be paying interest on that 4~+ Trillion Dollars for QUITE SOME TIME.
Lets say its 4 Trillion Dollars over 30 Year at 3.29% You are probably going to have to pay back around 6~to 6.5 TRILLION dollars to extinguish that debt of 4 Trillion, so the cost of the war is over 4 Trillion Dollars, plust atleast another 2.3~2.5 Trillion Dollars in the future.
And this is fighting against invisible people hiding in caves running around with machettes and anti-tank mines made out of old soup cans and trip wire.
Anyone who can honestly look at that and say that America is still a "super power" is delusional.
In less than 80 years, we went from taking down the most modern mechanized armies of the world for 3~4 Trillion to not being able to wipe out a few cave moles for the same amount of money. . . . The only ones benefiting from the war are BANKERS, because they are issuing all this FIAT currency backed by OUR GOVT DEBT and living off OUR LABOR without having to lift a finger their entire lives, and for the entire lives of their progeny... and their progeny.
War is birthing a new "master race" and if lets say for a moment that the entire banking scam was perpetrated by Nazi affiliated individuals . . . if we fast forward another 30-40 years of this it would be entirely possible that by 2050 the history books might be re-written to declare that the Nazis won WWII.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUv_hQQk-cs
4 Trillion.. that should have bombed those cave dwellers back to the stone age... Oh wait...
On a lighter side - Q: Why don't they teach Driver's Ed and sex education on the same day in the Middle East?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.
It always makes me smile when Americans claim to have defeated Nazi Germany. First there was the little matter of about 20 other major countries fighting against Germany (including the whole British Commonwealth) and the first Continental battles between US and German forces took place less than a year before the war's end. The Western Front was always a side-show for Germany, which incurred 80% of its casualties on the Eastern Front, an arena which also cost the lives of an estimated 20 million Soviets.
Why is you be hatin on Merka?
Accurate observation.
I think.a.few Russians had a hand in.it.too. I think the german women can attest to that.
WWII was a war with a clear enimy. The war on terror is a war whose purpose is to increase the cash flow for the puppetmasters with no clear objective.
The problem is not "dumb" leaders making "mistakes" in how the US goes about seeking
Pentagon full-spectrum global domination, petrodollar &TBTF financial dominance, TPP-NAFTA-IMF trade dominance, NATO expansion,
Prohibition II(CIA drug war), military alliances with repressive governments (Israel, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, etc.), a militarized "Homeland Security" force, the removal of Constitutional protections (habeas corpus, torture, war-making authority, etc.).
Those who argue that they won't make the same "mistakes" others did
won't fix anything by being "smarter",
because there is not a good way to get,
nor any good way to maintain such US policy objectives.
CAN'T MOSSAD THE ASSAD
More like let them do what can't openly do in the name of freedom and "democracy"!
Wonder how Obama's putting game was today
Bogey on Reggie's hole
Darn those Asses ISIS are moving too fast
We'll get out strategery together once Bibi finds some time for golf.
Very Simple
Obama's Teleprompter failed to prompt (read) between the lines
Dont be surprised this time if the false-flag attack will be in London UK. They want to frighten Mercans, not prompt them to ask searching questions. Somewhere well known but irrelevant to US interests, about 10:00am EST on a Saturday or Monday. A major sporting event, one of the big malls, or a new signature financial building. PM Cameron has already raised UK state of readiness to 'put the kettle on for a nice cup of tea' which is only one down from 'no time for cucumber sandwiches'.
What sordid and despicable times we allowed ourselves to live in.
"COMMUNITY ORGANIZER"........... HARVARD GRAD...........POTHEAD........BLACK CHIP ON SHOULDER..........MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD........COMMIE...........LACK OF LEADERSHIP.......... WEAK........EFFEMINATE..........TRAITOR