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"That we have dreamed of this event, that everybody without exception has dreamt of it, because everybody must dream of the destruction of any power hegemonic to that degree, — this is unacceptable for Western moral conscience, but it is still a fact, and one which is justly measured by the pathetic violence of all those discourses which attempt to erase it.

In the end, they did it, but we wanted it."

--Jean Baudrillard, The Spirit of Terror

 

 "The United States is and will remain the one indispensable nation in the world."

--Puttznik

 

WB7: Keep on droning peckerhead.  

 

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Sat, 08/30/2014 - 11:49 | 5162294 Laddie
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Remarkable, and yet your ad lib posts here on ZH are amongst your best work. You are one of a kind Mr Banzai.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 11:16 | 5162238 gdpetti
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Well, Mr. Puttznik is both right and wrong.... the USofA is indispensable for the implementation of the NWO of evil, a Global Police State ran by psychopaths for psychopaths and almost everyone else is not needed... a few workers will always be needed.

And the Puttznik is wrong in that there are plenty of psychos around the world just waiting for a chance to 'shine', just look at Mossad's operations in the Middle East and around the world... and that airport 'security' firm of theirs? Brilliant, especially that last job of placing that bomb on that Malaysian flight... and the Kiev psychos did a nice bit of having their fight jet shootout the cockpit so the pilots couldn't complain too much... and the disappearance of the air traffic control tapes is a nice touch, but the British are maintaining their 'special relationship' by the total lack of any public discussion on the flight recorders.... never hear about that anymore do we? Goebbels would be proud of his boys.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 12:05 | 5162330 williambanzai7
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I heard the flight recorders accidentally fell into the freedom fries oil cooker.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 08:48 | 5162019 q99x2
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Feinstein will let the Jihadis in to attack her at home if you offer her a buck.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 23:12 | 5161446 limacon
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Which one has the PhD ?

Regardless , Occam's Razor is having a bad-hair day.

A message from "SweetReason" by Bigotry and Malice .
Purveyers to Ozymandias.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 22:04 | 5161236 MontgomeryScott
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You surely started some SHIT today, WB!

According to forensics experts who were shown the video, the 'live beheading' was faked (but it was a real body). The body was already dead, and most likely was killed or died up to a year ago (and held on ice), hence the lack of blood.

When first-year medical students (or those within the CIA and Mossad or GCHQ who still have a conscience) are faced with doing an autopsy on a real human cadaver, they usually cringe (but when offered a bonus payment, they quickly overcome their fears as long as they get to wear garb that hides their identities from their fellow students 'back home').

Hey... That looks like the same stage where the 'lunar landing' videos were made...

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 22:12 | 5161247 williambanzai7
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We don't know WTF happened to that guy.

All I know is my garbage filters are set to 11 right now and I am wearing bullshit deflection goggles 24/7.

This is WW Propaganda

I type this cowering under my dining table because the terrorists are everywhere.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 20:47 | 5161037 strangeglove
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This was Freshly Pressed sorry Banzai Fight Club: The Complete Rules

August 18, 2014

Humor

  1. You do not talk about Fight Club
  2. YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.
  3. If someone says stop, goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over.
  4. Only 2 guys to a fight.
  5. One fight at a time.
  6. No shirt, no shoes.
  7. Fights will go on as long as they have to.
  8. If this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.
  9. If this is your second time at Fight Club, you have to help clean up at the end of the evening.

  10. You know, it’s YOUR fight club, and if you choose not to bring any food…

    If this is your third time at Fight Club and you still haven’t brought anything for the potluck table, I mean, it’s not a requirement I guess, but come on, dude.

  11. No making “whoosh” or “pow” sounds to give your punches sound effects. Matrix Club meets down the street.
  12. Breakdance fights, or spirited arguments are allowed.
  13. No body armor. I can’t believe that’s not obvious.
  14. No selfies during a fight. This is more advice than a rule.
  15. Talking about fight club in code – like calling it “Bite Shrub” or “Kite Flub” or “Ite-fay Ub-clay” – is still considered talking about it.
  16. You get to win on your birthday.
  17. Obvious cracks around Mr. Durden such as “Hey, Mr. Durden, you get a haircut? You look like an entirely different person!” or “Who do you think you are, Brad Pitt?” are heavily discouraged.

  18. Oh, that’s right, we’re also expanding in to Fight-PIlates on Wednesdays and Friday mornings.

    Thursday night is fajita night.

  19. THURSDAY NIGHT IS FAJITA NIGHT.
  20. If, hypothetically, this club grew in to a sort of anarchy cult called, like – and this is off the top of my head – Project Mayhem, where we – again, purely as a hypothetical – destroyed buildings and stuff, you wouldn’t be allowed to talk about that, either.
  21. But if that happened, then you could talk about Fight Club, just not the other thing.
  22. A-HA! GOTCHA!! No, you still can’t talk about Fight Club!
  23. I know we’re all real proud of what we do here and want to show off a little, but, seriously, we just have to say No Kids.

    Whoo! Way to commit to the theme, fight clubbers!

  24. The first Saturday of every month will be a theme night, such as our recent “Renaissance Fight Club,” “Star Trek Fight Club” and “80’s Video Fight Club”.
  25. No more bears. I think we all learned a valuable lesson in humility that night.
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Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:15 | 5163414 scrappy
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I did not know the Bear rule, but a least a memorial is appropriate.

Wojtek the Bear: Polish War Hero.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_%28bear%29

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 20:27 | 5160948 I Write Code
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Baudrillard!  Banzai!  LOL!

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 22:03 | 5161238 williambanzai7
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There's a guy who had the nerve to say what no one wanted to hear shortly following 9-11.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 19:21 | 5160646 lakecity55
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Western people have not seen this in a hundred years.

This amount of violence goes back to Gordon in Khartoum and the retribution by the Sirdar, Lord Kitchener.
******
(Monty Python Time)

"I say, Winston, did the Sirdar ever attempt buggery upon you?"
"Indeed! He whipped out his member at Chartwell. I proceeded to whip out mine and a swordfight ensued. I actually thrashed him with a left uppercut, and the bugger retreated. I was safe."
"Oh, horrid!"
"Yes, I am afraid he spent too much time with Johnny Turk. Whenever I was lodged near him, I kept a servant asleep at the door and a Webley by the night stand."

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 22:23 | 5161291 williambanzai7
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I saw the movie when I was a kid and the final scene with the head left an impression on me. I will never forget it.

But if you really want gore, you have to read about the British retreat from Afghanistan.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 23:17 | 5161453 disabledvet
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Try out Britain's first invasion of Iraq after WWI as well.

"They were everywhere and never left." That's 500 years of The English for ya.

Hard to tell what the Americans will do here. We didn't stay close to the coasts in World War II but went right to the heart of the Reich. Weren't afraid of the Russians at Berlin or the North Koreans at Inchon.

Still this war isn't following the traditional "trajectory" where we all pull together. More like "somebody thought somebody's piñata got smacked...but then it turned out that that wasn't the case at all..and then...and after that...and after that then!...

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 18:32 | 5160573 lakecity55
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William, I want to send you a short piece. Have you got a commercial email I can use?

Thanks.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 22:00 | 5161229 williambanzai7
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banzai7institute@gmail,com

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 17:42 | 5163202 Dugald
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banzai7institute@gmail,com

Oh dear, now you will have to spend lumps of time deleting all the crap that will be  sent to you.....

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 18:07 | 5160473 ShakaZulu
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Another great Hollywood production.  In more ways than one.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 18:03 | 5160452 mendolover
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I could dress just like that asshole shopping at Ocean State Job Lot.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 16:43 | 5160181 JohnFrodo
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Is t itrue 72 Virgins are best priced at Wal Mart?

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 18:30 | 5160562 lakecity55
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Yeah, but they are all over 50.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 22:19 | 5161279 williambanzai7
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I think he is talking about olive oil.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 15:36 | 5159910 ChanceIs
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We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war.

Ann Coulter

Hmmmmm.  I think that utterance came post 9/11/01.  She has a point. Of course when dealing with Germany, you had a civilized country with a clearly distinguishable military, and an economic infrastructure which if bombed into oblivion would result in a retrogression to.....well....Iraq status.

I am afraid that the solution available in Iraq is the Roman one - crufixitions for everybody getting out of line.  Trouble is you have to stay around to do all of that - get your hands dirty.  Nah.  Best to just drone any piece of electrical generating equipment capable of developing more than 2 kW.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 17:04 | 5160240 Equality 7-25-1
Fri, 08/29/2014 - 22:22 | 5161293 MontgomeryScott
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These links are pretty deep.

Ann Coulter is a sick and twisted bitch (is that what you are trying to say, because she is, you know!).

Do you think she and Hannity have sex after the show?

'Firefox' blocked the links, you know (I think they've been owned), but there are other web-browsers.

 

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 01:23 | 5161689 monad
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My children are everywhere

Fucker

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 15:37 | 5159930 john39
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what the allies did to german civilians was totally unecessary genocide...   want to know why?  look at Patton's letter's before he was killed to silence him.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 16:09 | 5160067 ChanceIs
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You won't get any protest from me about your assessment applying to the bombing of Dresden.  The outcome of the war was basically determined by the Battle of Stalingrad.  If not that, then the tank Battle of Kursk in the summer of '43.

"Bomber Harris" argued vociferously that all the Alliees needed to do was destroy the German cities.  He pursued that with abandon - said that the Allies would never need an amphibious assault/Normandy.  He couldn't get the US Air Force to by in.  That kept going after strategic targets - ball bearing plants and the like.  We will never know if Harris was correct.

The Japanese were basically bombed into submission.  Curtis LeMay and Bomber Harris both had the same playbook.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 22:43 | 5161368 MontgomeryScott
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Regale the readers with the full given name of the one you and your twin avatar brother call 'BOMBER HARRIS', just for research purposes; if you would.

GEE. I wonder where both sides in this war got their funding from.

GEE. I wonder if you are a product of 'edumacation', or simply ignorant in the use and spelling of the English language.

Lets' play a game, shall we?

See if you can spot the spelling, grammatical. and syntax errors:

"He couldn't get the US Air Force to by in.  That kept going after strategic targets - ball bearing plants and the like."


The firebombing of Dresden was fucking EVIL.

The 'blitz' of London was ALSO fucking EVIL.

The 'Battaan DEATH MARCH' was really FUCKING EVIL, as well.

The nuclear strikes on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was the PILLAR OF EVIL.

The 'suprise raid' on Pearl Harbor was the epitome of EVIL.

The millions who died are a testament to what EVIL desires (killing mankind).

 

WHOM do you wish to KILL, this day?

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 17:56 | 5163234 Dugald
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      WHOM do you wish to KILL, this day?

 

                     EVIL!

 

But, we do not have enough lamp posts go go round..........

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 11:54 | 5162306 shovelhead
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Evil: It's what humans do.

Stop whining and get over it.

All that crybaby talk isn't gonna change human nature.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 18:41 | 5160600 lakecity55
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Yes, Dresden was terrible. Vonnegut was there.

One has to consider whether playing to Stalin had some consideration there. Russia bore the worst brunt of not just the Wehrmacht, but the SS Death Squads.

I suppose Stalin could have enjoyed the Allies' pounding it to a slag heap.

Nobody has seen that kind of destruction since WW1 and WW2.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 18:01 | 5163248 Dugald
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Nobody has seen that kind of destruction since WW1 and WW2.

Stick around kid, these things go in three's...

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 18:56 | 5160652 nmewn
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Yes Dresden was terrible. Retaliation for what the nazis did to Coventry. And so it goes until one side falls from death or exhaustion, that is war.

On a brighter note, Nidal Hasan wants to change his citizenship! Apparently there is no such thing as "work place violence" in a caliphate.

Which is kinda nice ;-)

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 16:38 | 5160164 john39
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humans have the free will to approach life how they wish...  certainly one could follow a total war philosophy and kill every man woman or child that belongs to the so labeled 'enemy' and yes, that strategy could win the war.  and certainly some would argue that there are no negative reprecussions to such decisions.   I, however, do not place myself in that camp.  sometimes it is far better to die than to live, to lose than to win...   some would agree, most would not. 

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 09:54 | 5162117 LasVegasDave
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why dont you take yourself up on that suggestion?

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 10:06 | 5162140 john39
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Sorry.  The times requiring such sacrifices are soon over.  The 'might makes right crowd' have a surprise coming. 

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 14:38 | 5159689 john39
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how many innocent mannequins must die before the U.S. honors it duty as international policeman and intervenes?!?!

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 17:31 | 5160343 nmewn
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Somewhere north of six would be my guess...

http://leaksource.info/2014/07/30/video-photos-isis-beheads-syrian-soldiers-puts-heads-on-poles-in-town-square/

...life-like looking mannequins though, don't you agree? ;-)

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 21:17 | 5161128 john39
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after their last psyop bombed (killing a manequin just isn't scary), this was bound to happen.   doesn't change the fact that the U.S and Israel control this show...

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 21:37 | 5161168 nmewn
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Uh, this was before your mannequin meme.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 21:57 | 5161222 john39
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The US funded the so called syrian rebels before the US decided to bomb them.  This is pretty transparent.  And yes, a lot of people died because of that.  None of it would have happened without US and Israeli support of the coup attempt in Syria.  A coup attempt that appears to have failed, but at a huge cost.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 09:06 | 5162045 nmewn
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Saudis and Qatari's are funding it now. US-CIA involvement with these fucking low-lifes can be traced back to Qaddafi & Benghazi via >Turkey< which I pointed out on a GW thread and was roundly criticized for..."because Obama" is the One and youtube videos and "my good friend Chris"...and all the other assorted nonsense.

So yeah, dance with the devil and you can count on getting your toes stomped on.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 14:25 | 5159636 lasvegaspersona
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The USA is exceptional..for now.

When the exorbitant privilege goes, I'm afraid we will see a fair bit of exceptionalism go with it.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 22:16 | 5161269 williambanzai7
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The new definition of exceptional is hubris and blackmail.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:04 | 5163386 Hapa
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As Aeschylus was aware; hubris leads to bathos, which leads to nemesis.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 13:58 | 5159506 williambanzai7
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Fri, 08/29/2014 - 14:35 | 5159673 Freddie
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Pepper spraying on Mon and Wed and Contrails on Fridays.  Fake beheadings on alternate Saturdays.

Fri, 08/29/2014 - 14:29 | 5159652 disabledvet
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It only took 500 years for Rome to fall so we might be playing "the Long Game" here.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 14:14 | 5162614 Pickleton
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Yea, but everything moved at the speed of a Roman Legionnaire foot soldier back then.  Today everything operates at the speed of the Interwebz...  It's not gonna be a long game, not by a .... long shot. 

WWIII and dissenter death camps in America within 3 years.

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