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Taupe: It’s Not Just For The Oval Office Anymore

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Submitted by Mark St.Cyr,

Whether it’s politics or business one thing remains the same: if you are designated or perceived as the leader, everything you say or do is viewed with an eye searching for obvious and hidden meanings. While at the same time the higher the level or more commanding the position, that search goes from the naked eye to one looking via an electron microscope.

Words matter, the way they are said can matter even more, yet what is just as important is the posture, and yes – that can include even your choice of attire.

Leadership can be very symbolic in its application for consumption. We hear all the time the running line “they wrap themselves in the flag” and so forth to describe politicians and others. So is it any wonder that when the leader of the free world takes to the podium during what by all credible standards is a world on the edge of unrest shows up wearing not the traditional dark suit and red or blue tie but – light tan, people from all walks say, “What the ____ is up with that?”

The reaction was near instantaneous across social media channels. The knee jerk over whelming first responses were (to be kind) a projection of weakness. The contrast between the surrounding stage set used in the press room and the tan suit was glaring. So much and so out-of-place did it seem that one couldn’t help to think of anything else but, why?  Was this just some fashion faux pas? Personally I don’t think so.

If people will remember one of the first highly visible changes of note made for all the world to take notice, was the complete gelding of the oval office and all its symbolic tones of color with a complete overhaul to neutral. i.e., Taupe.

It can’t be underestimated just how much of a message is being intentionally sent when one of the first acts is to take what is considered the most powerful and important office in the world, and completely change or strip away any essence of it and replace it with muted tones of taupe.

The oval office today is now a more neutered, bland, unappealing a washed in hotel ballroom-esque neutral tones of beige. It’s not what many are accustomed to remembering.

So bland is the office today that it seems we never see the president speak from it. In nearly 6 years I can only recall one. Taupe doesn’t make for good television, but the symbolic nature for people who are received in that office would be overwhelmingly obvious. The new red white and blue – is taupe.

Whether one agrees or disagrees with this administration or not doesn’t matter. I’m not discussing policy here. What I am talking about applies to any and all leadership.

Symbolism matters, especially when you’re at the highest of levels trying to project or convey messages across oceans and cultures. And what I’m trying to convey is just my observations, for I’m in the “leadership” business per se.

When businesses or executives find themselves unable to move their companies or people in the direction they want more often than not it boils right down to the what, and how the leader of that organization is presenting themselves, and what mixed messages he/she are sending. Even if the company has thousands of people. The leader is the avatar, and their public behavior (good or bad) is what will be amplified by the ranks. Period.

The issue at hand is when this messaging gets mixed, or in other words, the very people you think know what you mean – take it as the opposite.

What makes matters even worse is when people who you believe won’t even notice , or you’ve overlooked their interpretation of it all together in your calculus amplify the worst of intended meanings. i.e., Not only did your intended audience read you wrong, but so too did everyone else with even more disdain.

Currently we have Russia by all accounts invading and engaging in real warfare with Ukraine. Add to this the threats from ISIS. (or ISIL if you prefer) China flexing its military in a thumbing of the nose fashion with air to air engagements with war planes along with telegraphed over tones of discontent with once seemingly undisputed areas of territory. (the islands near Japan and others) The ongoing and ever increasingly volatile Israel/Hamas engagement. Along with the myriad of other ongoing issues. e.g., cyber attacks, U.S. border challenges, civil unrest, just to name a few.

This is where leaders of any stripe need to show and convey the message that they are either in control, or project an image of that control via words or symbolism. And on the world stage – every detail matters and conveys a message. And, this is where academia (or academics) get it wrong all the time.

They play or convey their message as if only the people watching are the people they are trying to trying to speak to. They are stunningly tone-deaf and usually blindsided by responses to their messaging because they can’t see past their own noses. (just look to any Federal Reserve explanation of monetary policy as a reference)

I could be wrong but unlike most I don’t feel the donning of that taupe suit was a fashion faux pas. I believe it was a deliberate act for symbolic effect to telegraph a message they want remembered by whomever they were trying to reach.

From my way of thinking it fits if you look at it through what words or messaging accompanied it. Words and tones such as (I’m paraphrasing) “We have yet to define a strategy, Congress will be involved and they’re not due back till next week, we’re not sure if that is true,” and so on.

With the United States on the eve of a major holiday I believe a signal was trying to be sent that resembled,” Hey, we’re not going to do anything provocative, remember I’m/we’re the guy’s that toned down the oval office, remember? It’s the same color as this suit, remember? I want to assure you we’re not going to do anything provocative during this long weekend, and we want to make sure you remember we want to “talk first.” Remember?

This is the reason why I feel the color of choice for that press conference was taupe. (or subdued shades of beige if you prefer) It was sending a visual cue to all that we are not fiercely red, white, and blue. We are taupe. Just look at our most important room of honor and power to back this up was the messaging being conveyed in my opinion.

The real issue and problem with this messaging is if the people who it was intended to reach (i.e., other world leaders) receive it and view it the same way as the people the president represents. As “weak and embarrassing.”

Agree or not with the policies, but the decision for that suit in my opinion was anything but a faux pas, it was intentional.

What really matters in the end will be just how much of an error in judgment it turns out to be. For all our sakes, I hope it winds up to be no more than a detail on a Joan Rivers Fashion Police™ tape.

 

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Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:16 | 5163393 JustObserving
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But taupe is such a gay-friendly color. Yes, we tan.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:21 | 5163422 knukles
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Once when I was sick, seeing my doctor, she was trying to get me to describe the color of phlegm that I was coughing up.  We finally settled on taupe.  The only thing we remained uncomfortable about was that it was chewy.  One doesn't normally think of taupe as chewy.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:44 | 5163476 NoDebt
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At least he didn't wear it after Labor Day.  What a scandal that would have been.

(This is a ZH story??)

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:48 | 5163486 Urban Roman
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I thought it was white shoes or something, that you can't wear after Labor Day.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 20:43 | 5163621 espirit
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Moar white than right.

Oooaahh, that certainly is a gamechanger.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 21:07 | 5163683 philipat
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Only Obumboy could make Cameron look like a fucking hero....

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 21:29 | 5163732 MalteseFalcon
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LOL.  I know this has people shook up.  Maybe I can help.

Obama has dark skin and a taupe suit 'works' with his skin tone.  Or he forgot to pack his dark grey suit.  Or Michelle dressed him.  Or it's another one of Biden's practical jokes.  Or Obama is going through his 'taupe' period.  Or Obama lost weight and his other suits don't fit.  Or he needed a suit that worked with brown shoes.  Or it's a summer weight suit and it's summer.

Hope this helps people get over this.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 23:39 | 5163967 TahoeBilly2012
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What's it like being a complete fraud your entire life...I mean be it Bush, Obama....what does that feel like? I would want to murder someone if my life put me through that bullshit. Oh wait....

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 01:04 | 5164069 SafelyGraze
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Taupe is Dope, but I loves the green look

hugs,
reggie <3

 

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 02:42 | 5164146 Drunk In Church
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Obama looks marvelous in a suit.  I like wonderful when I don a cod-piece.  Don't hate the playas.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 07:50 | 5164277 MalteseFalcon
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Desert camo contains a lot of taupe.  Suppose Obama showed up in desert camo?  How would he be seen then?  Strong leader?  Statesman?  Kick ass?

Jeez, enough with the militarized fashion police, already.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 08:23 | 5164309 MalteseFalcon
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Too bad people didn't make a stronger push for granddad back in '08.  Yeah the world would be a cinder pile and granddad would have to address us from the Fuhrer bunker deep under Denver airport.  But at least he'd be wearing a dark gray straight-jacket with a red power tie.

Nice.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 08:58 | 5164338 Bendromeda Strain
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Yeah, it was a good thing that Obama kept us out of that stupid Ukraine misadventure, and prevented the arming of ISIS with MIC playthings. Taupe, like mocha, is such a peaceful color. What is actually too bad, is our absolute boxed in lack of choice.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 14:29 | 5165113 tenpanhandle
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Ah, cut him some slacks, he is just taking advantage of the fact that Joan Rivers can't critique him right now.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 15:17 | 5165256 MalteseFalcon
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What do you mean?  You're choices have expanded to grey, blue or taupe.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 01:43 | 5164106 Steaming_Wookie_Doo
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It's a beige alert!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QskoqggB-eY

Sorry, couldn't resist this bit from Futurama (the planet Neutral)

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 07:49 | 5164275 StychoKiller
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"Kif, what makes a man turn neutral?"

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 12:12 | 5164666 JR
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Excellent observations, MalteseFalcon.

Fortunately for Obama it gives him a huge distraction when everything he touches lately turns negative. But in my opinion this one should have been a positive. When he told America that there is “no strategy” yet for dealing with Syria, IMO, while it was the first time that he was ever candid since first elected and should have been a positive for him, even that turned negative.

Not only the warmongers but all of the media interpreted that as weakness; thinking he’s got to have a war strategy (and if they do have a strategy it probably will be wrong; for sure it will be deadly for its innocent victims).

“No strategy” of course to the warmongers means a delay before they can be bombing innocent villagers and slaughtering wedding parties. Obama’s wish to do something bold for immigration (written by Executive Order Czar John Podesta) also is turning negative with the Democrats  who, instead of worrying about what’s good for America, are afraid amnesty means they lose in the midterms.

P.S. Although I have no problem with Obama in so-called “taupe,” it does make him look grayer and, not just older, but old.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 21:06 | 5163685 Bananamerican
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Err...Emmm...
How can I say this...
This particular ZH think piece is Taupe

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 23:57 | 5163998 dumpster
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Moar  ,, please spell the word right ...More.... that spelling is a sign of your trying to impress with a spelling that is something for the trying to impress ..crowd  

 

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 22:37 | 5163854 conscious being
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This is just a shit-sandwich article. Wrap the lie in something innocuous or easy to digest.

We have this pablum about taupe and then there's this -

Currently we have Russia by all accounts invading and engaging in real warfare with Ukraine.

Plant the false meme where ever you can is the new, more subtle program, because the rapid, head-on, in your face lies approach is not working like it used to.

 

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 00:41 | 5164042 jeff montanye
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i totally agree.  seemed just like it to me.  also the isis bogeyman right behind it.  

i wish the foreign policy of this war criminal was kind of taupe.  we could use some of that, not to mention the poor bastards under the drones, and their kids and wives and . . . .

he should come out looking like the floor of liege airport: http://rt.com/news/183932-protest-airport-blood-belgium/

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 10:35 | 5164447 rejected
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Beat me to it. The whole paragraph was a plant.Right from propaganda 101.

R

 

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:51 | 5163491 knukles
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Steeeeeeeraigayht for the San Francisco Chronicle, the definitive word on the gay blade's summer suit.  After all, he was wearing it before Labor Day, as if he's any empathy with said national holiday of toiling barely scraping about peasantry, but I loose myself....
And note the author's name.
It fits (get it, fits?)

http://blog.chron.com/shopgirl/2014/08/so-whats-wrong-with-president-oba...

PS.  Read it to the end, for there are several examples of outfits in which he'd have looked equally as good.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 20:04 | 5163531 JLee2027
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Obama looks like he has AIDS. Doctor says he's 180 pounds, looks about 130 to me.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 21:22 | 5163712 Big Corked Boots
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One could hope.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 23:52 | 5163990 drstrangelove73
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Outfit #8 is cute,but is that a belt or his dick?I couldn't tell.
And outfit #33 looked like what my mother wore to lunch on Mother's Day.Vert retro...

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:57 | 5163511 wchild
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Dude, seiously, Yuck...  LoL, I will remember this experience and likely, in the future, use it on my Doc...

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 00:17 | 5164019 dirty belly
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Fungal infection...that's what that sounds like.  Could lead to complex problems throughout your whole being.  Oil of Oregano, apple cider vinegar 4 tbs with big glass of filtered water two times a day. Sorry, try to cut meats, poultry or other blood derived protein.  It takes the bad bacteria to digest meat.  Think what that does. Hair loss, tooth loss, vision problems, leg and foot, nail fungus...on and on.  

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:22 | 5163428 bid the soldier...
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I think you've got taupe confused with mauve.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:29 | 5163434 knukles
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Or a neutral puce

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 20:04 | 5163530 Winston Churchill
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Maybe leopard print to match the new decor in the Lincoln bedroom.

Spear and shield optional.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 20:14 | 5163556 NOZZLE
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Spear shield loin cloth and bone thru nose

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 20:53 | 5163651 bid the soldier...
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Obama in a loin cloth!

Somebody shoot me.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 20:16 | 5163562 knukles
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Oh Winnie, now you've gone and done it.
I just had to do a search for Puce Spear and Shield an' lookie wut I findz, bro!

https://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=AwrTcXy6aAJUfdAApM6Jzbk...

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 07:52 | 5164279 StychoKiller
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Chartreuse indicates chlorophyll in yer throat/lungs!

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:38 | 5163460 Majestic12
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I agree....Taupe can work for a younger, darker black man...but with gray Oboso, its like a blond guy wearing Taupe...

What is really surprising is that this is actually a ZH article topic...and that "we" here wasting time on it....I'm done.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:39 | 5163462 knukles
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No no no no no no noooooo
This is when the fun starts.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:43 | 5163470 JamesBond
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This looks the color of Michael Jackson's face.

 

jb

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:44 | 5163477 knukles
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We're getting warmer.

See like next time you're bored in good mixed company and want to start some havoc, gather the ladies about (best after about 1/2 bottle of Southern Comfort apiece) and ask them to describe the color taupe.  They simply cannot do it and will not be able to agree ion a damned thing.
To wit:

https://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images;_ylt=A0SO8xQTYQJU1GAARudXN...

Who knows, you could get lucky!

 

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:31 | 5163445 fauxhammer
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Taupe and Gange baby

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 01:43 | 5164105 Matt
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The Audacity of Taupe

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 08:14 | 5164297 clade7
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As mentioned, taupe is a fairly common color, for Boogers!

 

Favorite joke from childhood:  Didja hear about the pollack who picked a 10 lb booger?  Before he could eat it, his head collapsed!

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:09 | 5163396 USD Long
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Maybe the strategies are on the down low!

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:12 | 5163407 d edwards
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It was nothing but a devious distraction, a "shiny object" to divert attention.

 

It seems to have worked- a lot of time has been wasted talking about the meaningless suit instead of the real issue: iSis.

See the above article for a good example of the diversion.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:51 | 5163492 RiverRoad
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Obama can try to be as neutral/taupe as he wants but the European heads and Arab sheikhs are determined to drag us, kicking and screaming?, into their fights.  This is gonna be one heck of an Armageddon:  fighting war and pestilence simultaneously.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 20:27 | 5163589 knukles
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Particularly in taupe suits, for the color taupe is notorious for showing the least dirt, stains and smudges.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 08:16 | 5164302 clade7
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A taupe colored turd can indicate a high fat diet, or Cdiff infection...

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:14 | 5163410 29.5 hours
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I'm a man. I have no idea what color taupe is. Show a picture for the rest of us, eh? Most of us are so concerned with minor matters such as government spying; attacks on the Constitution; threats of war; drought; social decay. Educate us petty folk. Taupe suit seems to be important to this poster. Don't know why...

 

 

 

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 06:03 | 5164221 OldPhart
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I'm with 29.5. 

I've heard of the 'colors' taupe, puce and muave...but have no idea where they fall on red blue yellow black spectrum.  Please translate into one of the basic colors.

As in: Taupe is a light, light red.

Puce is a bright, bright yellow.

Prezidont Ebola is grey...a mix of white and black.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 07:54 | 5164282 StychoKiller
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Taupe is just another name for Biege

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:16 | 5163417 pain_and_soros
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Obama is simply trying to project soft power...

and he is doing a bang up job of it....

Yes, we tan!

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 06:48 | 5164238 intric8
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This is exactly what his fashion coach comes up with when the entire world is sick of hearing the same bullshit out of his mouth in a dark blue or grey suit.

Will it work? You can switch from painting poop pink to another color like purple, and display it on a pedestal instead of a doily. It still is what it is.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:17 | 5163421 Minge
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I hate to re-post, but this article begs for it.

The suit was not Taupe.  Taupe is 50% brown, 50% white.

So is the President.

Now,  I've been informed relentlessly that our President is black.  Therefore, a suit (or a backdrop), that is 50% brown and 50% white is black.

Black suits exude gravitas.  You guys missed that nuance when POTUS looked (to you) like a 9th-grader graduating from middle school.

Me...  I thought his black suit was quite fetching.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 06:06 | 5164222 OldPhart
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I see pink, grey, blue, and yellow.

Does taupe mean a flat version of any color?

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:24 | 5163432 stonecoldbrokei...
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What  is this "we" shit. You, maybe. not me.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:50 | 5163490 Urban Roman
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It's the Audacity of Taupe.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 20:17 | 5163532 knukles
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I simply cannot wait for Josh Earnest (great fucking name for the president's spokesperson.... that's not a mistake.... can't be....) to start backtracking on tan suits, power, Labor Day, ISIS, the rainbow coalition and Joan Rivers' mysterious taking ill being a warning to all other "folks" might dare make tranny jokes about Mike.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:27 | 5163433 Atomizer
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Progressivism is a mental disease. Take your non-partisan rhetoric and jump out of a 10 story building. Hell, you can use my 15th floor Myrtle Beach Pad. It has a 20 ft long balcony you can waddle around on before you jump to your death. Sorry, you can't use the other place. You won't die falling from the 3rd floor.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:26 | 5163438 Boomberg
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Here's another gay pussy wearing a tan suit: http://banter.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/reagan_...

 

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:59 | 5163520 Boondocker
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Brown is not taupe.. .dumbass

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 20:06 | 5163537 knukles
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Or even tan, for that matter.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 23:50 | 5163982 TahoeBilly2012
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I am in the coatings business...Taupe is likely a mix of "organic" and "inorganic" colorants. Inorganics are your "earth tones" including such colors as "raw umber" (likely a large part of a Taupe). But it's the cutting edge "organics" made in labs that give it that WOW, that out of this world pizzaz. So in closing, Taupe is part muted earth tones, but spiced up with the latest test tube glow in the dark gay ass bullshit.

Perfect, right?

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 20:23 | 5163574 Demonoid
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Reagan is wearing a brown herringbone worsted wool suit, very traditional, with a fabric heritage traceable to the huntsmen of Scotland.

Obama is shown in a beige cotton blend summer suit with a heritage traceable to...what?...Nantucket? Sounds about right. It's well-tailored but the fabric and color are as lightweight as the wearer.

You looked on Google for a picture of Reagan or Bush in a "tan" suit, and posted that, because you thought the two suits were a close match. That says all one needs to know about your understanding of matters sartorial.

Guys like Putin and Li Keqiang look at this mom-jeans dandy being walked by his own dog and laugh. Then they sit back down at their Risk boards and move another pile of little colored cubes forward.

 

 

 

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 23:58 | 5164000 Serenity Now
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I logged in just to tell you what a great comment this was.

I suppose the tan suit was meant to project neutrality.  Puke.  

Might as well have been pink seer-sucker.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 03:39 | 5164169 Gold Eyed Cat
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I heard Lena Dunham borrowed his pink tutu skirt for the Emmy's and didn't give it back. 

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 08:43 | 5164325 Winston Churchill
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Pink jodhpurs.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:29 | 5163443 NoPension
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This Dickhead is NOT a leader. He has no leadership skills. He, by good or bad fortune, has found himself occupying the office of " Leader of the Free World" and he is without a doubt, clueless.
He may be smart. He may be deliberative and thoughtfull. But he can't make a meaningfull decision to save his life. Analysis Paralysis, that what he has. Add to that he is a liberal pinhead, and we're really fucked. He got elected because his skin is black. Period. 97% of the blacks! and enough stupid, guilty whites put him over the hump. He can't even believe the people were this stupid, betcha!
The only dignified thing he is doing, is not resigning, and giving the throne to an even BIGGER Dickhead, thank fucking God.
Lead, follow or get the fuck out of the way. This idiot is doing 45 in the left lane with his blinker on.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:40 | 5163452 knukles
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A great color to accent that attitude/ability you describe is gamboge; kinda like a transparent spicy mustard but a little bit darker.
That or colostomy#2.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:38 | 5163463 stant
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Chancy Gardener

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 20:01 | 5163523 IANAE
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excellent, stant, well done... an exchange from 'Being There' set, interestingly enough, in DC

President [played by Jack Warden]: Mr. Gardner, do you agree with Ben, or do you think that we can stimulate growth through temporary incentives?

Chance the Gardener ["Chauncy Gardner" played by Peter Sellers]: As long as the roots are not severed, all is well. And all will be well in the garden.

President: In the garden.

Chance the Gardener: Yes. In the garden, growth has it seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again.

President: Spring and summer.

Chance the Gardener:  Yes.

President: Then fall and winter.

Chance the Gardener: Yes.

Benjamin Rand [played by Melvyn Douglas]: I think what our insightful young friend is saying is that we welcome the inevitable seasons of nature, but we're upset by the seasons of our economy.

Chance the Gardener: Yes! There will be growth in the spring!

Benjamin Rand: Hmm!

Chance the Gardener: Hmm!

President: Hm. Well, Mr. Gardner, I must admit that is one of the most refreshing and optimistic statements I've heard in a very, very long time.

President: I admire your good, solid sense. That's precisely what we lack on Capitol Hill.

 

 

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 21:33 | 5163740 orez65
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I've seen the movie "Being There" and I know Chauncy Gardner.

Mr. Presidnet you are no Chauncy Gardner!

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 00:42 | 5164043 Dutch
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All turban, no goat herd.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:33 | 5163449 Captain Obvious.
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How about Mao Tse Dung blue with a Kim il Jeong bufont hairstyle?

Yes Dedicated Follower of Fashion, I can see it now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=QA5gJ0hZpCc

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:51 | 5163475 Atomizer
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Who does this look like? Sorry being lazy by not embedding into link. Fred Sandford and Aunt Esther.

http://www.google.com/search?q=sanford+and+aunt+esther+images&tbm=isch&h...

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:47 | 5163485 Never One Roach
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Fugly.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:54 | 5163503 Who was that ma...
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It's worse than that, it's fuckin' ugly.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 20:15 | 5163558 JamesBond
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Maybe it was  a great color and it was just our computer color settings that made it look bad...

nah

 

 

jb

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:49 | 5163487 NoWayJose
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I like the author's use of the phrase 'leaders of any stripe' - a nice yellow down the back looks very chic against taupe.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:50 | 5163488 Who was that ma...
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The light tan suit with matching accessory briefcase might be okay but the red with white fur trim Santa Clause style jockey shorts are just a bit much.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:52 | 5163497 Richard Hannay
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Maybe this a message, a cry of help.

"Help, my children were abducted and I'm being blackmailed to go to war in Ukraine"

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 19:59 | 5163516 Atomizer
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Leisure Suit Barry: Sally Mae Conversation

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0KR5Ae8QE60

 

Enjoy..

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 20:01 | 5163521 ChiangMai
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"Currently we have Russia by all accounts invading and engaging in real warfare with Ukraine..."

Clearly this writer should stick to discussing fashion and interior decorating. 

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 20:07 | 5163539 homiegot
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It's his new look inspired by other Banana Republic dictators. 

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 20:07 | 5163541 Who was that ma...
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TAUPE:  Gray with a tinge of brown.  Best descriped as the appearance your previously white jockey shorts take on after you've worn them for a week and a half straight.

'nuff said!

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 06:34 | 5164233 OldPhart
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Finally a description I can identify!

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 20:08 | 5163542 homiegot
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This suit makes him look blacker. Just sayin'.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 20:09 | 5163546 ToNYC
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Taupe can be Olive and Code as well.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 20:16 | 5163564 JamesBond
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stop that shit.

seriously

 

 

 

jb

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 06:35 | 5164234 OldPhart
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For fuck's sakes, please don't tell me there's a color 'code'!

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 20:15 | 5163560 Chaos_Theory
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What the f#ck is he supposed to wear?  His pink Hello Kitty g-string and his Reggie Man-Gravy shirt?  I for one thank Buddha he sticks with suits, regardless of the (lack of) power message it sends. 

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 20:22 | 5163579 knukles
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There's even a Hello Kitty G-String by Borat (Third one down)

http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_nkw=kitty+g+string

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 22:11 | 5163797 ToNYC
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Y ou're always safe with Nixon gray, or was it bluish against the 5 o'clock shadow?

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 20:19 | 5163570 Irving Phelps
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Taupe is also a code phrase for "I'm fucking out of here a/k/a I'm a lame black swan.....errrr duck....and you can't do a damn thing about it...

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 20:22 | 5163583 Treason Season
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The word derives from the French noun taupe meaning "mole". 

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 20:30 | 5163594 knukles
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Ah hah!  No Secret Santa for Him!
Already surreptitiously outing himself as the Manchurian Candidate and Anti-Christ in summer clothing!

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 20:28 | 5163592 tuttisaluti
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Looks like a master on a sugar plantation

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 20:56 | 5163667 Urban Roman
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Nah, just the overseer.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 20:43 | 5163624 dumbStruck
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I guess it's kind of appropriate to be focusing on what the guy is wearing rather than anything he might of said , he's really nothing but a suit. Ironic sort of that taupe is "mole" in french. So who's he's really working for ?

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 20:49 | 5163638 Atomizer
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All of my Brook Brothers suits are black, gray or blue. I remember picking out this dark olive green design. It was the popular color at the time. Common sense kicked in, and I handed it back to the BB sales representative. I knew that color of a suit wouldn't last long for fashion purposes. Always stick with traditional colors.. Winks. 

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 21:04 | 5163680 Wahooo
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Sure seems like they've been bringing out the softness in the president lately. Could it be they are setting up his exit from the closet before his term is over - our first openly gay president?

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 21:12 | 5163698 Atomizer
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Green eggs and ham - Sam I am flopped. I've forgotten what LGBT round this is? Persistent free shit for me degenerative possey. Wait until they have to dodge bullets heading for the next rally. 

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 21:09 | 5163690 tempo
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Light pink would also work.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 21:10 | 5163692 Chuck Knoblauch
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Doesn't the Queen look fab?

Aint much else to him.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 21:12 | 5163696 Dead Man Walking
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The Color is Desert Sand. It's a message to ISIS-"we are Muslim Bothers".

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 21:17 | 5163704 Barley Burnside
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That looks a lot like George Jefferson's suit. Took a whole lotta tur-rayin just to get up the hill. Now we in the big leagues, getting our turn at bat. As long as it's you and me baby, there ain't nuttin wrong wid that... Damn, we elected a negro...

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 22:58 | 5163899 wtf1369
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"Damn, we elected a negro......"

Twice!

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 21:47 | 5163766 Count Laszlo
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Simple, Nazi, Hilter symbolism to show we've gone fascist.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 21:58 | 5163784 drdolittle
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That color makes him look like a pussy. Or maybe being a pussy makes him look like a pussy. Ah shit, our prez is a puss.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 21:59 | 5163789 trulz4lulz
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I havent seen the pictures yet. I need pictures god damnit!

 

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 22:48 | 5163885 Colonel Klink
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I'm surprised he doesn't come out dressed like a pimp, or the whore he is.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 22:55 | 5163894 wtf1369
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Taupe, what is that? A little brown mixed with a little white?

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 23:07 | 5163916 Catullus
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I think it doesn't matter what he wears.

The suit looks fine.

The emperor still has no clothes though. Why bother commenting on the fashion?

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 23:24 | 5163940 williambanzai7
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What I want to know is why he didn't wear searsucka!

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 23:46 | 5163977 Clowns on Acid
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With that summer tan suit on Obama looks as gay as Christmas... 

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 23:45 | 5163980 palmereldritch
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The color swatch for the fabric reads: Sandtrap Camo

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 00:15 | 5164016 Sages wife
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Straying a bit, but....saw the title and thought,

"Did they refer to it, during the clinton period, as the oral office?"

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 00:32 | 5164030 dumbStruck
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taupe on a rope.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 01:10 | 5164076 Rock On Roger
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That's the same colour suit as Adolph Hitler wore.

 

I was watching WW2 in Colour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4gLURNf_h4

 

Stack On

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 07:28 | 5164262 JimboJammer
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He  can't >>> " Walk  the  Walk "   >>>>  He  can't  " Talk  The  Talk "  . . this  guy  is  robbing  us  blind . . .  Impeach ,  Impeach ,  Impeach . . .

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 07:50 | 5164278 esum
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overalls would be perfect....

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 07:55 | 5164284 Dude on highway...
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All he needs now is a bow tie and glasses without lenses

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 10:51 | 5164484 pipes
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Maybe Banzai could whip that up...add in rainbow suspenders and a quote bubble..."Did I do thaaaat?"

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 11:17 | 5164536 flyingcaveman
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Pehaps a Kufi hat too.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 11:30 | 5164350 Lea
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This article is the very proof that the USA's politics are about nothing else than the art of selling wars through endless communication tricks or "narratives". No real policies, no plans for the country, no ideas but war war war.

That author is unhappy because of what he sees as a mistake in the war communication but symptomatically, the poor sucker doesn't think for a second of questioning the relevance of the US wars politics. An acute case...

Not good because taupe is not warlike enough? What about dressing the entire State Department in ISIL uniforms? Would that do for looking suitably menacing?

Poor America...

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 09:34 | 5164367 sessinpo
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   "So is it any wonder that when the leader of the free world"

----

And this phrase illustrates the problem that libertarians and anarchist have. A truly free world would have no such leader. Yet, any time multiple people gather, a leader is created. And that eventually leads to form of government that grows over the years and is out of control.

Quite frankly, I am not sure there is really freedom unless you are a hermit.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 12:00 | 5164624 Lea
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"Quite frankly, I am not sure there is really freedom unless you are a hermit."

You're mistaking two notions: freedom and utter loneliness.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 11:14 | 5164531 Youri Carma
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I thought it meant: "Desert Storm X"

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 12:05 | 5164635 wagthetails
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He couldn't resist the jos a bank, buy one get 4 plus a taupe suit and an ice cream free. He's a sucker for door busters.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 14:18 | 5165072 WHATDIFFERENCED...
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Looks like a sign of surrender to me.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 14:46 | 5165153 Obamanism
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Mr Obama wears his desert camo Suit to get into the ISIS theme. "Michele, if I wear this suit may be no one will notice I do not have a strategy for ISIS"

 

If you like the suit you can keep the suit!

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 22:43 | 5166419 Herdee
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Obama,the old pimp from Chicago.Just missing his pink cadillac and the girls.

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