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"Dawn Of Libya" Islamist Militia Group Seizes US Embassy In Tripoli, Holds Pool Party

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Probably the 'oddest' headline of the day but in yet another show of disdain towards US military might, the Islamist militia group known as "Dawn Of Libya" has 'secured' an annex of the U.S. embassy in Tripoli. As Reuters reports, the United States evacuated its embassy in Tripoli on July 26, driving diplomats across the border into Tunisia; but a YouTube video showed the breach of the vacated diplomatic facility by an armed group, with fighters seen milling around a swimming pool. A rebel takeover of the compound would now deliver another symbolic blow to U.S. policy toward Libya, which Western governments fear is teetering toward becoming a failed state.



As Reuters reports,

Members of a Libyan rebel militia have entered an annex of the U.S. embassy in Tripoli but have not broken into the main compound where the United States evacuated all of its staff last month, a U.S. official said on Sunday.


It was not immediately known how close the annex, apparently made up of diplomatic residences, is to the embassy itself. Libya has been rocked by the worst factional violence since the 2011 fall of Muammar Gaddafi.


The United States evacuated its embassy in Tripoli on July 26, driving diplomats across the border into Tunisia. A rebel takeover of the compound would now deliver another symbolic blow to U.S. policy toward Libya, which Western governments fear is teetering toward becoming a failed state.


The U.S. government believes the main embassy compound is still intact and has not been taken over, the U.S. official in Washington told Reuters, speaking on condition of anonymity.

An Associated Press journalist walked through the compound Sunday after the Dawn of Libya, an umbrella group for Islamist militias, invited onlookers inside.

Windows at the compound had been broken, but it appeared most of the equipment there remained untouched.

A commander for the Dawn of Libya group said his forces had entered and been in control of the compound since last week.
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US Embassy compound seized... time for a pool party!!!??

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It appears we are gonna need a bigger strategy...


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Sun, 08/31/2014 - 12:54 | 5164775 JustObserving
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Any state that Obama touches becomes a failed state - Pakistan, Afghanistan, Libya, Iraq, Ukraine, Syria.  And, of course, USA.  But, at least, he looks marvelous in his taupe suit

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 12:57 | 5164790 Escrava Isaura
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It comes handy around labor day!

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:04 | 5164814 mvsjcl
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Edited. DB51 below made the comment first.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:04 | 5164823 drdolittle
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I was thinking looks pretty good for a month without maintenance. Little shock and filtration oughta get that cleared right up.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:35 | 5164929 strannick
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Yea. Militias are more about breaking Windows than building maintenance.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 14:16 | 5165058 Skateboarder
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All I need to break do to break Windows is turn a computer. :-)

It aint a pool party without beer and women. Didn't western movies teach them anything?

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 14:29 | 5165112 El Oregonian
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CIA recruiting video?

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 14:59 | 5165190 The_Dude
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If that was the case, they would have showed the goat kennel also...

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 15:21 | 5165272 The Big Ching-aso
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U.S. outta just air drop an unwrapped Baby Ruth in that sucker.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 15:52 | 5165350 Supafly
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or a pork chop.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 16:35 | 5165460 The Big Ching-aso
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Shit. That sure looks like no pool party. More like a pool potty.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 18:46 | 5165806 mjcOH1
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"It aint a pool party without beer and women. Didn't western movies teach them anything?"


Drip-dry burkas FTW.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:38 | 5164936 TahoeBilly2012
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I hate to keep saying it, but the Protocols of Zion say to destroy all nation states in the push for One World Order. Y'all keep pointing out the failures, but what if it's a plan??

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 14:04 | 5165025 y3maxx
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...As We speak, Putting out on 16th Green for a Quadruple Bogie, Our "Golfer in Chief" is developing His new foreign policy.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:40 | 5164941 strannick
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Yea. Militias are more about breaking Windows than building maintenance. Be lucky if they can clean their AKs

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 06:25 | 5166962 StormShadow
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Why do you need to clean an AK?

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 15:13 | 5165241 Renewable Life
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Hey Islamist militias, here's something I'm sure you cats haven't thought of, but might want to consider as you ascend from uneducated, poor desert dwellers to powerful and rich whatever the fuck you'll call yourselves.......

Labor Day Pool parties just ain't the same without bitchez in bikinis and a cooler of cold ones!!

Start making your ideological adjustments now, so when you finally get the "respect and power, money and pussy" you all crave, you'll be able to actually enjoy it:) I know I know, your idiot leaders have told you it's only possible to get unlimited virgins after death, but let me tell you another keep kicking ass all over the Middle East and you'll be enjoying the Saudi Royal Families virgins and trust me those motherfuckas ain't dead! Food for thought boyz!

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 20:19 | 5166046 TuPhat
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There is no respect for someone swimming in a pool of green water.  Since it hasn't been maintained for a while there is no telling what is growing in that water.  On the other hand that might be clean for Islamists.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 12:57 | 5164793 kliguy38
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Do you really think O is pulling the strings??? Just like Shrub was in charge??? hehehheheheheeh

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 12:58 | 5164795 remain calm
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Looks like fun, they just need to invite the nakid women

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 14:08 | 5165042 Skateboarder
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I went to fill up the water container at the water purifying place this morning. Next door is a hair salon - Latino owned. Saw posted on the salon's door: "Private room for Muslim women" Never seen that before.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 01:43 | 5166696 newbie vampire
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"Looks like fun, they just need to invite the nakid women"

Not too sure about them nakid women.   Think they may prefer goats or camels.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:02 | 5164820 Dr Strangemember
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Hey Akkbali, don't let that ameba swim up your ear hole.  : )

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:24 | 5164901 dobermangang
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Obama deserves a Nobel Prize for incompetence.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:29 | 5164917 I-am-not-one-of-them
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"Any state that Obama touches becomes a failed state"


by design


it's easy to loot an empty house

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 16:03 | 5165381 Canadian Dirtlump
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This has deep state and cia all over it. Berri is either high,golfing or unengaged.


Doing NOTHING IS perferable. Libya is a failed state thanks to nato and the meddlers already.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 17:53 | 5165674 PGR88
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I have yet to see a logical explanation for why Obama and Clinton would turn Libya on its head and let the country fall into chaos and Islamism.

Who benefits?

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 18:39 | 5165787 mjcOH1
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"I have yet to see a logical explanation for why Obama and Clinton would turn Libya on its head and let the country fall into chaos and Islamism."


Stupidity.   He's a 'community organizer' for fuck's sake.   He wasn't elected because he's one of the great minds of the 20th century.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 19:45 | 5165940 swmnguy
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PGR88: I don't know either, but here's my working theory.  Libya has been a major energy supplier to Europe.  China made a lot of investments in oil export infrastructure in the East of the country.  Gadhafi had never been compliant to the West.  He was talking about using Libyan oil wealth to set up a Pan-African bank to get the World Bank/IMF out of Africa.  He was making noises about accepting currency other than US Dollars for oil.

The Islamic militant bit is a smokescreen in the theory.  They're just the ones available for the purpose.  In Ukraine it's Nazis, but the overall strategy is the same.  

The idea is to prevent any other entity from becoming a challenge to US supremacy.  This includes China, Russia, and the EU.  Causing chaos all around the perimeter of those areas forces them to use up a lot of their wealth, energy, power and attention on that nearby instability.  Creating that chaos where there's energy, and on the routes that energy has to travel to market, gives the nation best able to project force anywhere on the globe the advantage.  That, of course, is the US.

Should the US have a compelling reason to control the area, a we have the military ability to do it; at least securely enough to get the energy flowing.  It gives us, and our proxies, control over the energy spigot to potential rivals.

By the way, these are our guys.  We've been supporting them for years. We brought in outside mercenaries to reinforce them on the ground, while we provided air power, to take out Gadhafi, chase out the Chinese, and bring a major supplier of energy to Europe into our control.  Then we took many of our guys out of Libya and sent them to Syria, about the time that war got big enough.  Now they're the main force of what we're calling ISIL.  These guys are very useful because they're incredibly violent, they can't surrender because anybody would just kill them in that case, and they are too unpredictable to form a stable society that can't be manipulated or disposed of when it would suit us.

It's no coincidence that it's only been since we killed Gadhafi that Boko Haram suddenly became competent, better armed and coordinated.  And look where any pipeline from Nigeria to Europe would have to traverse?  Either Libya or Algeria, where there have been some mysterious "Islamist" attacks on remote outposts near the Libyan border.

The theory is, we benefit, by beggaring our neighbor/rivals.  And should we want to, we double-cross our proteges and do as we see fit with the resources.

That's just my guess. But it seems to fit the whole Kissinger/Wolfowitz/Brzezinski worldview.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 23:51 | 5166566 cynicalskeptic
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And bonus - ding, ding, ding - all the gold held by Libya went where?


Killing multiple birds with one stone......eliminating another threst to the petrodollar, grabbing more physical to feed the suppression schemes, guaranteeing western dominance of the local oil industry while freeing up arms and 'jihadists' to further destabilize the Middle East - the whole goal.   Israel and the US want the energy rich Middle East in chaos woith no strong governments that can stand up to western military intervention.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 22:42 | 5166101 Andre
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* Qaddafi was trying to establish the gold dinar as a pan-African currency. Not anymore - petrodollar saved.

* Libya has been the supply base for the jihadis sent to take out Syria,

* Israel benefits because Qaddafi had significant diplomatic support in the rest of the Arab world. At this point there is almost ZERO effective diplomatic opposition to the Israelis anywhere.

* Instability abroad can be used to create fear at home, and PNAC/neocons believe you can never have enough of that.

You cannot approach this in terms of rational thought or in terms of governments.

* Politicians are great at influencing people. Unfortunately, by and large they are also more stupid than a box of rocks. They do not know history, math, chemistry, biology, meteorology, physics, or any other fact-based discipline. Individually and jointly they are incapable (with remarkably few exceptions) [x] of analysis or independent critical thought once they get past "what's in it for me".

* Governments are a collection of factions, not a cohesive whole. As power grows and existential fear eases, more people look out for themselves and their "sub-tribe" rather than the common good. That could easily include making deals with ideologically compatible groups in other countries at the expense of the common good of all countries.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 01:49 | 5166703 newbie vampire
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I have yet to see a logical explanation for why Obama and Clinton would turn Libya on its head and let the country fall into chaos and Islamism.

Who benefits?"


My money's on the State dept/CIA sponsored AK47 carrin "freedom luving liberal democratic muslim fundamentalists" who excell at shooting the unarmed civilians.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 12:54 | 5164782 kowalli
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Sun, 08/31/2014 - 12:57 | 5164783 db51
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I'd be super chlorinating that pool water after those dirty goat herders washed their ass and balls in it.  Just saying.  Where the hell are the babes in bikinis?  Those embassy personnel were living large in that resort.  Here I thought those Diplomats were sacrificing for their country to live in those desolate regions of the world.   hmmmm....Suppose there will be some openings there now.  

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:08 | 5164840 zorba THE GREEK
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I would be drunk and jumping off the balcony too if I could never get laid.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:47 | 5164961 Latina Lover
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Your implied definition of getting laid assumes a shortage of available women. There are always goats.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 16:05 | 5165387 scrappy
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The Men Who Stare At Goats?

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 01:51 | 5166709 newbie vampire
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"I would be drunk and jumping off the balcony too if I could never get laid."

Thass why them fellas luv shootin up buildings, them bullit holes are the closest thing they be gitting to a piece of pussy.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 17:43 | 5164911 Freddie
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The cash just tumbles in when you have a global heroin and drug business. 

(ps: I am referring to to Foggy Bottom and their co-workers in Langley).   Their stock in trade is murder, drug running plus extortion.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:00 | 5164785 remain calm
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You see see Hilary dive.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:05 | 5164830 drdolittle
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Ah, my mind's eye! Picturing Hitlary in a one piece. You bastard.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:49 | 5164959 Pool Shark
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"What difference, at this point, does it make?!"

 [P.S.: "Hitlary." Freudian slip?...]


Mon, 09/01/2014 - 01:54 | 5166715 newbie vampire
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"Ah, my mind's eye! Picturing Hitlary in a one piece. You bastard."

Aye, Hitlary in her trouser suit would have all them varmints jerking off alrite.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 01:56 | 5166716 newbie vampire
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"Ah, my mind's eye! Picturing Hitlary in a one piece. You bastard."

Aye, Hitlary in her trouser suit would have all them varmints jerking off alrite.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 12:56 | 5164786 Ignatius
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This propaganda seems to be aimed at winding up the angst in the West (swimming in our pool? Attack!).

Or maybe it's just my imagination.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 12:55 | 5164788 order66
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What time is severed head water polo?

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 17:05 | 5165536 Space Animatoltipap
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It's pretty hard to know the time in that sphere.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 12:56 | 5164789 CheapBastard
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"Serfs up!"


I think that fellow on the left in the green/beige camo suit is the lifeguard.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:05 | 5164824 boattrash
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 "I think that fellow on the left in the green/beige camo suit is the lifeguard."

The Lifeguard was pictered in the Taupe Suit, stateside, behind the podium a few days ago, running his useless pie-hole.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:01 | 5164804 dobermangang
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"US embassy compound in Libya overrun by armed militants. #1 trending topic on Twitter: Michael Sam. Congrats, White House PR staff." - Iowahawk

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:06 | 5164834 Suisse
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Twitter attracts the lowest common denominator. 

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:02 | 5164813 Trucker Glock
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"It's no big deal."

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:06 | 5164831 dobermangang
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Their pool parties must suck.  No alcohol.  No drugs.  No music. No scantily clad women.  The militants are really just taking a bath.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:16 | 5164875 XenoFrog
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The little boys and girls haven't been dropped off yet. They're the entertainment.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 19:16 | 5165878 trulz4lulz
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That delivery wont be there until Hitlery, Obombya, Jon McNazicain show up. Gotta keep'em fresh and tight for the pencil dicks.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:16 | 5164876 Emergency Ward
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Kind of a depressing life, that of a Muslim holy warrior.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:51 | 5164968 Pool Shark
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Yeah, I wonder what their suicide rate is...



Sun, 08/31/2014 - 14:21 | 5165089 boattrash
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"Yeah, I wonder what their suicide rate is..."

It's equally proportional to their vest building capabilities.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:36 | 5164933 The Magus
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....and judging by the color of the pool, no chlorine.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 15:29 | 5165301 db51
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I doubt there is enough chlorine in that country to purify water after those douchbags jumped in.   I imagine 4 years worth of smegma and goat pussy would make for a pretty wicked sanitizer problem once it got into the water.   I wouldn't be opening my mouth up underwater if I were any of those guys enjoying the Labor Day festivities.  Might leave a bad tast in your mouth.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:09 | 5164848 russwinter
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Epidemic of False Flag Predicitive Programming on US Media


Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:10 | 5164852 drdolittle
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Overrun by armed militants who look like kids breaking into a pool in the heart of summer and are afraid to enter the actual embassy. "Surely they won't kill us for taking a dip in an abandoned pool. It's fall break".

And whiskey? Not fundamentalist Islamists. This is starting to seem like propaganda, sir.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:12 | 5164860 Coletrane
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there seems to be a recurring theme with these islamic states and  the dictators who run those countries.


it would seem that there is only one thing these peple respond to. force. 


So , what do you expect when you remove those leaders and create a vacuum?


Hope and change might work well for the leftists in america, but it is not going to do a damned thing in the middle east.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:12 | 5164864 NotApplicable
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"Failed state" is an oxymoron.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:18 | 5164879 bankonzhongguo
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Serfs up!

Looks like another swinging sausage factory.

Only open on Man Love Thursdays.


Wed, 09/03/2014 - 18:20 | 5177484 gallistic
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Lol... good one!

Many people reading that are scratching their heads right now...

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:20 | 5164888 surf0766
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His strategy is working

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:28 | 5164909 Son of Captain Nemo
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"Dawn Of Libya" Islamist Militia Group Seizes US Embassy In Tripoli, Holds Pool Party...

Any chance we can get some paparazzi in their to sneak some iPhone pictures of General Paul Vallely, John McCain and his newly discovered bastard child (Doug MacArthur) and John Kerry with their arms around some under age arab girls "giving the thumbs up"?!!!

At this stage how hard could that request be?

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:29 | 5164920 Elliptico
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Annette Funiciello re-makes in the offing.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 18:43 | 5165795 mjcOH1
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"How to Stuff a Wild Explosive Vest".

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:30 | 5164922 Bluntly Put
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It appears we are gonna need a bigger strategy...

That's easy, B.Y.O.B.



Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:37 | 5164930 Jack Burton
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NATO's Air Force destroyed Libya's Army and Security Services. Calling it a liberation and democracy. Now we see the fruits of being liberated by NATO. America Liberated Iraq, and that sad story is open to be seen by all. America is hell bent on liberation, freedom and democracy in Syria, so far they have not won, but the result is nearly a quasi victory. Afghanistan has been a liberated, free and democratic nation for over 12 years, and the results are there on the news every night. As if that were not enough, an already totally independent and parlimentary democracy called Ukraine, was told by NATO that it was not free enough, so a fascist coup was carried out by the CIA and MI6 along with Mossad inside Kiev. You see, even if you are independent and a deomocracy, you must have the right kind of votes, or NATO will change your government. The helping hand of the USA is now seen all over a bankrupt and civil war torn Ukraine that soon will be in the grips of IMF austerity and a "winter war" where hundreds of towns and villages have no gas, no water, no sewer and no help!

We should all thank the leaders of Washington and their puppet show called NATO. WELL FUCKING DONE!

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:51 | 5164976 BeansMcGreens
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Imagine that having a pool in a desert land of so many poor really makes them love the ugly American.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 14:28 | 5165110 Son of Loki
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State Dept folks live very well, as you say. Wait until they enter the Main Bldg where the staph had all the fun ... must be lots of good stuff in there (life-sized Japanese Love Dolls, Silicon goats, midget porn DVDs, etc)

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 15:04 | 5165204 giggler321
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Jack forgot to add Nuland's cookies, making democracy taste real good.  Those guys are like belly flopping into that pool from 2nd floor+; that's gotta hurt.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:37 | 5164937 Skargit
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With regards to their new pool-area rules of mandatory flip-flops:

"What difference does it make?!"

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:38 | 5164938 I am Jobe
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Any golf courses that Odumba can go play with Hillary ? 

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:45 | 5164954 trulz4lulz
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But did they brinh the Kosher dogs and humus?

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:48 | 5164960 Obamanism
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Even though the personnel left at the end of July they must have forgot to cancel the Pool Maintenance and Maid service.

Mr Obama's response "If you like your pool, you can keep your pool"

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:56 | 5164993 CheapBastard
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"They didn't build that."

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:51 | 5164969 Caviar Emptor
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Not to worry! We'll have a crusade to liberate them

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:52 | 5164980 Karaio
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Booooooooooommmm diiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaa my Mundão! 

Here in Annapolis is very hot, temperature 31,4º Celsius and 20% humidity. 

Already apologized for shit said here yesterday, I grabbed the bike and made five inspections of Use Solo, I'm fixing a computer nearby. 

A niece with her husband and daughter had lunch here at home. 

My Sunday is sublime. 

Returning to the Post: 

If you want your embassy, you will have your embassy. 

I personally put an awning over it, you know ... skin cancer ... kkkkkkkkkkkk. 


Sun, 08/31/2014 - 13:58 | 5164996 More_sellers_th...
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Fuck them, its not like we dont know where this place is...On nice MOAB would do nicely in that pool

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 19:21 | 5165889 trulz4lulz
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Obombya: "If we only knew where the US Embassy in Libya was located, we could launch an attack."

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 14:05 | 5165039 PaperBear
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Is David Cameron happy with the 2011 NATO crimes in Libya ?

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 14:12 | 5165055 thethirdcoast
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Your tax dollars at work folks!

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 14:23 | 5165090 falak pema
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Its time BHL and Sarko, along with Cameron, made another trip to Libya.

Settling scores seems to be a game of mega negative return. 

Q-daffy where r u and your Bulgarian Amazons ?

We miss u ! 

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 14:36 | 5165131 Rican
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Whiskey, eh? These guys may be of the same ilk as the "9/11 hijackers". Pool parties, alcohol, slick post-production and cgi on their propaganda films, shrewd business acumen, deep pockets, expert military tactitions, a direct line to MIC armamant...these don't sound like "rogues" to me.

So, who in the region would benefit from multiple failed Arab states, continuous threats of terrorism to the West, and control of major oil pipelines?

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 16:21 | 5165421 Moe Howard
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The Buddists? Taoists?



Jehovah Witnesses?



John Birtch Society?


The Mennoites?


Maybe the Bahá'ís?

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 14:54 | 5165169 Duc888
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....we should have sprung for a little chlorine.  Yuck.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 14:57 | 5165178 Atomizer
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I was expecting someone to do a cannonball jump. 

The taupe thonged pool boy from Washington DC needs to shock that pool. Way to green for my liking. 

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 15:06 | 5165217 autofixer
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Green is the color of the Prophet.  Jump on in Comrade!

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 14:59 | 5165192 world_debt_slave
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anyone know if O accepted his invitation?

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 15:04 | 5165206 silverer
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Probably if they had taken over a golf course...

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 15:09 | 5165229 Atomizer
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Pre-scheduled golf round conflicts with pool party invite. 

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 15:03 | 5165201 silverer
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I guess now the administration should send them some pool supplies, chlorine, etc.. and the manual for the pool system.  After all, America considers this a right, doesn't it?

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 15:13 | 5165240 Atomizer
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How unhumanitarian of us. They could contract Ebola. 

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 15:21 | 5165278 FrankieGoesToHo...
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US Embassys have pools now?  Sheez.  The waste is never ending.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 00:38 | 5166627 Buster Cherry
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You got dinged for that!??

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 15:46 | 5165334 barre-de-rire
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any ambassy in africa got pools, ambassador residence... it is like you getting a bathroom. go africa, you will learn a lot

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 16:13 | 5165405 Max Cynical
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Embassy = CIA Outpost

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 16:18 | 5165413 Moe Howard
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Hitlery, you broke it, you own it.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 16:23 | 5165426 p00k1e
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Abandonment of U.S. outposts will become commonplace.

That day the dollar implodes, U.S. citizens in foreign lands will be pelted with rocks until dead.



Motley Crue - Helter Skelter

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 16:32 | 5165455 Atomizer
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This is Obama's favorite type of bathtub gathering. 

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 16:46 | 5165485 Zodiac
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Looks like all that was missing were the red Solo cups and the bikinied moslem babes

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 17:03 | 5165528 fibonacci's claus
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I thought the idea was to create an "arab union" much like the european union?  With turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, maybe some "harvard beets", you know like the very first thanksgiving but with arabs and not indians

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 17:11 | 5165547 Space Animatoltipap
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The NY/London banksters make a big mess of the world. Horrific people. Now they have fully captured Brussels with their Polish anti Russia pawn. Only thing is Russia is not some crybaby easy victim. Our friends Napoleon and Hitler have experienced that.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 17:20 | 5165571 messystateofaffairs
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Victoria could serve cookies at the pool party, kosher ones she tastes first of course. Also she needs to take some chlorine, pool looks too green.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 19:19 | 5165887 are we there yet
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Democracy just is not what it used to be, but fake democracy by morons is growing well.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 23:05 | 5166450 jvetter713
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Would have been funny if, after evacuating, they replaced the water in the pool with pig urine and hydrochloric acid.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 23:20 | 5166489 hesk
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Thats great, good to see them enjoying themselves. Good insight to their playful side.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 00:36 | 5166621 Buster Cherry
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That water is.seriously green. I guess they don't know much about pH and free chlorine balance.

I see some.swimmers.ear episodes.for.some black flag wavers.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 02:07 | 5166727 PennilessPauper
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How do we know who these whiskey drinking pool swimmers are?  Maybe they are Blackwater, Xe Services, Academi,  mercenaries who did not receive their last pay check?  Fuck, I hope they don't have to change their name after this poor PR stunt.  Its hard to keep up.

The green shit in the pool is fine as long as you drink plenty of whiskey and the women are topless.  I never tried it with topless camels though. :(

Greatest pool party I ever attended included topless females and a few cases of beer dumped into the pool. canned beer floats so you can always grab a fresh one.  Of course the next day I realized the pool water was green but so was I so I didn't really worry to much.



Mon, 09/01/2014 - 03:08 | 5166789 Schmuck Raker
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"This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by video libya."*

Rule of law, yay!

Anybody got another(possibly less than white market) link?

*all caps, or lack of, orig to source

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 04:42 | 5166888 Jano
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They came home for the new orders and to replenish weapons and ammo.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 10:11 | 5167237 SystemOfaDrown
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New Obammer Strategy: Build bigger Embassy pools!

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