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The US Guide To Middle-Eastern Terror Groups (In 1 Cartoon)

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Mon, 09/01/2014 - 19:51 | 5169326 Dr. Engali
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I don't see the CIA in there, the granddaddy of all terrorist groups.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 19:54 | 5169336 Joebloinvestor
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That is in the funding cartoon.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 20:23 | 5169416 Squid-puppets a...
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next we blindfold Obama and play 'pin the tail on the ones we'll fund'

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 22:30 | 5169807 dubbleoj
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a whiter shade of paid off

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 09:30 | 5170668 bunzbunzbunz
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That's how I know this site is full of grumpy old men.

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 00:39 | 5170080 wee-weed up
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next we blindfold Obama and play 'pin the tail on the...

Ass-in-Chief... himself!

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 22:24 | 5169788 Milestones
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What do you think the CIA does?--hand out free pizza coupons?               Milestones

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 19:54 | 5169338 Deathrips
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Hey Doc....Dont forget Mossad.

 

RIPS

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 19:58 | 5169350 Kirk2NCC1701
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That's the Steering Committee for the Funding Group.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 20:10 | 5169390 Vampyroteuthis ...
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Executive Droner in Chief?

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 20:01 | 5169364 TheFourthStooge-ing
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I don't see the CIA in there, the granddaddy of all terrorist groups.

...or Hillary Clinton, the grandmother of the Islamic Caliphate:

http://www.strategic-culture.org/news/2014/09/01/hillary-clinton-grandmo...

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 20:23 | 5169414 knukles
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Ms I came under sniper fire in Bosnia?

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 21:24 | 5169577 Ralph Spoilsport
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Valerie Jarret tongue punched her fart box on final approach but cumming under sniper fire sounds better for media consumption.

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 08:40 | 5170515 drstrangelove73
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That's 'snipper ' fire

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 20:14 | 5169387 Majestic12
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"I don't see the CIA in there, the granddaddy of all terrorist groups."

Exactly...more "funny" lowest common denominator to keep the Sheeple looking "down" and grazing...

How about 4th dimension Reptiles (winged "serpents" in history)->.01%->Central Banksters->NGOs (CFR)->...then CIA....then the chart above...-> then Congress...then "us"...the one's who grant "permission" for all of this....

It's all ridiculed, and called insane...because it can't "possibly" be real....no way...nope...wahhh, its crazy!

There are only Quadrillions of galaxies...with quadrillions of solar systems and planets....that are "billions" of years "OLDER" than the Earth...naahhhh, we're King!

Everyone, "BUMBLEFUCK HUMANS NUMBER ONE!!!! , BREAK!!!"... [return to positions]....

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 22:26 | 5169796 GrandPaFred
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and of all the bloody luck we've ended-up on Earth of all places!

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 08:49 | 5170554 Keyser
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It wasn't luck at all... In fact, we, as cosmic beings, chose to regress to this 3rd dimensional backwater of the universe... 

 

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 22:18 | 5169767 doctor10
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Change the names and its the administrative algorithm for Obamacare

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 19:58 | 5169352 reset71
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....Muslims

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 10:41 | 5170995 Attitude_Check
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They are a religion of peace doncha know?

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 19:58 | 5169354 williambanzai7
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Where is JP Mullahs?

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 20:49 | 5169465 shovelhead
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Between Sears and JC Penneys.

The food is terrible but the 22 oz. schooners are $2.00 at happy-hour and the place gets packed with suburbo-cougars.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 22:29 | 5169806 GrandPaFred
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isn't that the US Embassy in Tripoli - hear the party's there...

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 20:08 | 5169385 Chupacabra-322
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Where's the D.C., A#1 District of Criminals?

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 20:15 | 5169403 RiverRoad
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And they all deserve each other.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 20:21 | 5169413 roadhazard
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A cartoon is all they are worth. Camel jockeys all.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 20:24 | 5169415 kchrisc
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I don't see Langley or Glilot Junction on there. And where are the Dancing Mossads?!

An American, not US subject.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 20:51 | 5169471 Boubou
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Just to be on the safe side, we arm  them all

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 02:22 | 5170205 ILLILLILLI
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Profits before...well, everything.

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 05:27 | 5170323 smacker
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Please try to keep up (!)

We armed them all last month. This month we're bombing them all.

/s

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 08:44 | 5170526 drstrangelove73
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One half this month,next month we bomb them all; once we get a plan

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 10:45 | 5171006 Attitude_Check
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Tue, 09/02/2014 - 10:43 | 5171007 Attitude_Check
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Then we will arm them again!

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 20:55 | 5169482 alfred b.
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       "got it.....gonna put Kerry on this right away" yells Barry " next, I'll have him look into that little skirmich in Uke-raine....that's gonna teach them foreigners a bit of US exceptionalim"!

 

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 21:19 | 5169558 alexcojones
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Cartoonist a member of The Tribe?

Lots of Semites change their perfectly good Jewish name -

Seems rather anti-Semitic if you ask me.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 22:09 | 5169732 island
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Please go drop yourself in Jordan, Syria, Iran, Iraq, etc. and enjoy living among your brothers.  I'm sure they will enjoy erasing you with open arms.  You're a moron or a Muslim if you think Mossad or the Israelis are the bad guys.

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 00:46 | 5170099 Overfed
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Israel is one of the two biggest state sponsors of terrorism and discord in the world.

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 01:22 | 5170143 TBT or not TBT
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In the sense that their existence is provocative to the sea of disturbingly inbred lunatic followers of the cult of Mohammed that surround them, why yes they are.   

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 08:45 | 5170531 drstrangelove73
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Thumbs up

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 08:45 | 5170539 drstrangelove73
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Eat it,rag head

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 23:04 | 5169901 photonsoflight
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Soon with obamas help there will be only one enamy in the middle east, the caliphate or ottoman empire 2.0,of course the US will be bankrupt and a smoking heap and the survivers will be in camps. Hope and change just like obama promised.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 23:26 | 5169939 fishwharf
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It would be a better cartoon if it was funny.

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 03:21 | 5170247 BringOnTheAsteroid
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If you can't see the humour in global thermonuclear war you really need to stop taking this stuff so seriously. /sarc

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 07:10 | 5170374 Der Kaufmann
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Hamas and Muslim Brotherhood aren't terrorist organisations. Considering them as terror organisations is a product of mainstream media.

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 07:29 | 5170411 Powder
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The Insane Caliphate Clown Posse! What are their followers called...Jew-go-lows?

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