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Where Do ISIS Fighters Come From?

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Source: The Economist

 

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Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:14 | 5168239 mattgallis
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Where's blackwater on this list?

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:17 | 5168259 luckystars
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The 70 Americans.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:30 | 5168303 El Oregonian
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Where's Langley Virginia?

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:35 | 5168324 mjcOH1
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"Where Do ISIS Fighters Come From?"

 

I'm not seeing inbreed goat herders who sant some of the EBT. , $100US for sneakers, and no-questions porn.  Do better research.    Allah be praised.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:42 | 5168357 Glasnost
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Am I correct in reading that per million population means that america supposedly has around 22,000 people in ISIS?  Or have my reading comprehension levels dropped being away from native speakers?

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:08 | 5168412 ZerOhead
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No that's 70 total in 300 million or about 2/10ths of a person per million. That's why it doesn't show up in the graph.

Considering there are 5-7 million muslims living in the US the interest in pursuing a career in jihadism seems to be much lower than the CIA and NSA would like it to be. Perhaps a well-produced Hollywood recruitment video with 72 hot dancing Virgins might help? That or free Belgian chocolates or whatever they put into the water...

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:15 | 5168476 linniepar
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This handful of fighters took over bases qnd embassies?  I've seen Rambo kill more guys than this.On a

 


other note, pretty low turnout by Iraq. Strange...

 

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:24 | 5168492 ZerOhead
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The Iraqis have experienced years of deceptive and bloody CIA Ops.

Looks like the jihadi fish there ain't biting...

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:54 | 5168603 SilverIsKing
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Are these stats published by ISIS? If not, how would anyone know?

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 16:44 | 5168730 gmrpeabody
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ZH seems to have it's share of recruiters...

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 17:13 | 5168827 Uchtdorf
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One of the data sources is listed as "IMF". What can that mean, that they are tracking the movement of jihadis by wire transfer or credit card usage or what?

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 18:04 | 5169023 DeadFred
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I thought they were all from Russia, or am I thinking of the wrong war in this never-been-so-peaceful world?

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 20:52 | 5169476 QEternity
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Isn't it funny there are none from Syria and very few from Iraq?

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 21:02 | 5169500 knukles
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When I was a little boy my mom told me that all those fighters came from the rumps of camels in the desert because the muzzies didn't want unseemly hair on their knuckles and palms.  See.  Everything your mom told you was right.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 21:13 | 5169535 Ginsengbull
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She was correct.

 

It looks kind of like this.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh2iyPmucFk

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 21:30 | 5169595 BellyBrain
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Oh! Oh! I know! I know! 

 

From the Mossad!

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 23:49 | 5169990 Drunk In Church
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The members of ISIS cornholed my sister.  I'll never forgive them.

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 05:58 | 5170336 Truthseeker2
Mon, 09/01/2014 - 23:52 | 5169999 TeamDepends
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Which is precisely the reason they wear gloves in the simmering desert. Or is it because their caucasian/mossad knuckles would not, by a country mile, fit the narrarative? Oh who cares, we're all having a good time, right?

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 08:03 | 5170455 NidStyles
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I do not see any such document on the link though, so....

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 23:35 | 5169586 weburke
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Mon, 09/01/2014 - 22:10 | 5169737 palmereldritch
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Technically, the data source is IMF Human Resources

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 05:12 | 5170315 Confused
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Shhhhhhhhh.......you are using logic. That isn't compatible with the fear level they are trying to create. Because......

 

...your neighbor, or even your friends might be in ISIS. 

 

Emmanuel Goldstein by any other name is still Emmanuel Goldstein. Only in this case, he doesn't smell as sweet. 

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:50 | 5168586 giggler321
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so now we know who Belgium has been buying since they are a cyop of uncle sam

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 16:13 | 5168641 Pool Shark
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Denmark???!!!  Norway???!!!

Roland, is that you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHWmxCoTV3Y

 

 

[Given ISIS' proclivities, "headless" seems appropriate...]

 

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 16:57 | 5168778 disabledvet
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"To be or not to be...

NOT TO BE!!!!"

Arnold Schwarzaneggar "taking out Hamlet."

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 17:15 | 5168837 Pool Shark
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How can you down vote Warren Zevon???!!!

 

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 17:29 | 5168880 Arnold
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I guess the lawyers, guns  and money wasn't timely.

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 08:04 | 5170459 Rakshas
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..... absolute sacrilege.....

maybe they prefer Obomba's anthem.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g0HTW9XAfE

 

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 22:24 | 5169790 eXMachina
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The gift bags didn't have Obama-phones

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 19:52 | 5169333 GrandPaFred
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I believe recruitment has dropped due to the rumor that those 72 virgins are all males...

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 20:44 | 5169459 OldPhart
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If anything, that would increase recruitment.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:06 | 5168435 mjcOH1
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"Am I correct in reading that per million population means that america supposedly has around 22,000 people in ISIS?"

 

You are correct.   On the other hand, this is a statistical analysis done by a J-school major,  And is  therefore on a par with your average 4 yr old arguing that 120% of Americans  support ISIS.

Meanwhile....we have the technology....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHya2WoFZi0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0GyZkawz3s

 

One.   by.   one.   But oh, to be dictator for a day.....Very large, very deep holes across much of Asia.

 

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:20 | 5168489 Fíréan
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Pepe Escobar, in a recent artiles at ATimes has the following figure, his source is not noted. (my bold emphasis) A good article, worth to read the whole..

The killer spoke with a British accent. Yet he may not be just a well-paid mercenary (500 from Britain, 700 from France, 500 from Belgium… ). He's most certainly a true believer in the wider IS medievalist ideology as well as its no-holds-barred sectarian methods.

How convenient that IS strategy is totally divide and rule. Totally balkanization of Iraq. Totally mum on Israel's slow-motion ethnic cleansing of Gaza. Totally useful in wagging the (beheading) dog to make the world forget about Gaza.

Moroever, IS/ISIS strategy, stripped to the bone, is Pentagon manual; clear, hold and build - then expand (to an area larger than Great Britain). It's even Pentagon manual redux - as in building "coalitions of the willing" (see the alliance with "remnants" - Rummy talk - of the Saddam regime propelling their northern Iraq summer offensive.)

http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Middle_East/MID-01-210814.html

 

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:42 | 5168568 DonutBoy
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You're misreading the chart.  The number on the right (70) is the estimated total.  The bar-graph on the left is the number per million of population.

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 04:10 | 5170282 Space Animatoltipap
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allah Is the dull muslim "god" no one knows the crazy agnostic muslims claim themselves. Indeed, muslims are just dull headed envious atheists.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 17:13 | 5168480 Kirk2NCC1701
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Hanging out at Allan Hu's Snackbar. Allan Hu! Allan Hu!

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 16:09 | 5168636 Smerf
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Scientologists.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 16:50 | 5168733 Lea
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Mon, 09/01/2014 - 17:15 | 5168838 Kirk2NCC1701
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250 Belgians.  Dr. EVEL!  The same guy who buys USTs.

As long as he does (buy USTs), we see no Evel, hear no Evel , speak no Evel.

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 12:15 | 5171437 FeralSerf
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There's a reason many AshkeNazi Jooze like diamonds so much.

Antwerp, Belgium -- world capital diamonds

"Judaism and the Jewish Quarter

Many diamond dealers and traders belong to the Antwerp's Orthodox Jewish community, which has a long tradition of handling diamonds. More than 80% of the city's Jews are involved in the diamond trade and Yiddish is the main language of the diamond exchange.

Antwerp is home to about 15,000 Jews and one of the largest ultra-Orthodox communities in the Diaspora. The city's 30 synagogues are all Orthodox. Around 95% of Jewish children in Antwerp attend Jewish religious schools and there are many kosher delis, restaurants and grocery stores."

http://www.sacred-destinations.com/belgium/antwerp-jewish-quarter

"Coincidentally", Brussels is EU headquarters.

Remember the Belgian Congo and King Leopold's Holocaust?

http://newsrescue.com/the-jewish-holocaust-was-precedented-and-supersede...

And then there's the Cecil Rhodes and the British Royal family connection:

"The Jews’ blood and conflict diamond trade in Africa has been particularly lucrative in Central Congo, where one-third of the world’s known diamonds have been found. Israeli diamond traders control more than 50 percent of the Congo’s diamond exports; and they’ve brokered deals with Congolese leaders of the ilk of Laurent Kabila, that have included diamonds for Israel in return for arming and training the country’s troops to commit all sorts of atrocities against their fellow Gentiles (especially Christians) on a routine basis.

British ‘neocon’ Cecil Rhodes created the diamond cartel De Beers Consolidated Mines in 1888, after buying out the diamond interests of the Jew Barney Barnato. Rhodes then used the cartel to control the world’s diamond markets, and create the myth of diamond scarcity, which sets the gemstone’s highly artificial price. The Jewish Oppenheimer family has owned the De Beers diamond cartel since Rhodes’ death; and the Oppenheimers are relatives of Mayer Rothschild who served a three-year apprenticeship in Hanover at the Bank of Oppenheimer.

Stone cutting, stone polishing, and retail fronts for De Beers are mostly Jew run subsidiaries; and in Europe almost all gemstones marketing has been either corrupted or controlled by Jews since the Middle Ages. Rough diamonds are shipped from the mines to the Jewish districts of Antwerp and to Israel, to be cut and polished; and New York’s billion dollar diamond trade is centred on 47th Street, where 25,000 (mainly Haredi) Jews are cutting, polishing, and marketing the stones.

The Jew Lev Leviev has made an immense fortune from trade in blood and conflict diamonds; and the EU has warned him that if he continues to trade in “blood rubies” with Myanmar’s dictatorial military junta he will face sanctions. Leviev’s blood diamond trade in Angola has been supported by the notorious pro-communist, Jew sponsored Dos Santos regime; and it has been backed by an equally wicked private security firm, K & P Mineira, which has been accused of torturing, sexually abusing, and mass murdering indigenous people.

New Yorkers recently picketed the LEVIEV jewellery store on Madison Avenue, charging the Jewish billionaire with fraudulent acquisition and development of land in Israel and the West Bank, via his firm Africa Israel Investments, which was set up by Jews from South Africa to acquire and develop real estate for apartheid Jewish occupation in Palestine."

http://firstlightforum.wordpress.com/2012/05/14/jews-scam-of-the-blood-a...

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:31 | 5168312 Renewable Life
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5k+ western educated fighters is insane and does represents a very dangerous new dynamic in the ME, which until now has been able to be dominated thru petty tribal politics and massive poverty!!

These guys are barbaric, genocidal maniacs, but they are breaking down borders, ideologys, and cultural divisions in a very real way!! I don't see how old borders will apply after this and that's why these guys are getting flooded with new recruits daily, that and they can pay lots and offer lots of incentives, when your conquering entire regions and towns and looting every ounce of wealth in it, as you go!!

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:54 | 5168384 ZerOhead
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A couple of points...

 

1) The 5K Western educated fighters will prove largely useless in the ME but will prove very useful for TPTB if they return home which I hope all precautions are taken so they don't.

2)  The barbaric genocidal system was taught by the CIA in Jordan. (Called the Ghengis Khan strategy) http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article39005.htm

3) "I don't see how old borders will apply after this..." That was always the NeoCon plan. I also see some Al Nusra types are already staging attacks in the Golan. Soon enough it will be ISIS in Jordan. What is Israel to do other than seize more territory to ensure it's survival? How handy for them that the borders are now gone...

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 15:08 | 5172344 FeralSerf
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Since Israel seems to be backing ISIS, perhaps she will know how ISIS will meet its doom when it is no longer necessary for her Zionist Nile to the Euphrates Crusade.

It doesn't require a triple digit IQ to see that most, if not all, of the terror culprits in the Middle East are in bed together.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:13 | 5168458 CPL
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Unless you consider method acting, poor adobe after effects skills and crowd sourcing cheap theatre a threat, the story as it stands is full of holes.  At this point Israel is trying WAY too hard to get attention for something that it missed the opportunity on years ago regardless of the smoke being blown up people's asses.

The clock on an opportuntiy is never rolled back and they missed the gap.  They can get to the back of the line since they screwed around, someone else get's 'the wedding'.

 

Open bidding starts anytime for the seed.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:42 | 5168356 CPL
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http://i59.tinypic.com/210ytzp.png

 

They are like blackwater.  They forgot to clean out the internetwayback machine.  Anyone can hire them  John McCain runs them.

 

 

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:08 | 5168448 FilthyHabits
Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:12 | 5168460 CPL
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lol!  I already know everything.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 18:57 | 5169194 FilthyHabits
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Did you know the ISIS leader is listed under the Better Business Bureau?

http://www.bbb.org/tucson/business-reviews/information-technology-servic...

Lol....

 

 

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 17:12 | 5168824 acetinker
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You realize what eventually happened to Dr. Frankenstein, don't you?

Really tho', that may be a really unfortunate co-inky-dink.  Notice I said may.  All the world's a stage after all.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 17:33 | 5168898 I Drink Your Mi...
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Well, hey, at least they're ISO 9001 cerftified.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:47 | 5168376 I am Jobe
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It;s Academy now

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:15 | 5168468 ZerOhead
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Academi

And you can't join because you just failed the negative intelligence spelling test...

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:22 | 5168494 Bloppy
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Californian high school forced to eliminate "Arab" mascot:

http://tinyurl.com/mzas2ag


Mon, 09/01/2014 - 17:44 | 5168951 I Drink Your Mi...
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What's next?

The jockey's outfits at the camel races during the annual Indio Date Festival?

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 21:10 | 5169523 knukles
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Redesigning the face.
I vote it to be a camel's prolapsed bunghole.  With a mustache.

I am so sick and tired of this politically correct mind-washing.  Ah, the very afterbirth of the diverse, inclusive, free, open, loving and permissive Progressive fascist culture.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:46 | 5168578 NOTW777
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where is islam on this chart - that is the common denominator

 

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 21:29 | 5169591 Lumberjack
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See Enron/upc/ivpc/evergreen et. al..

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:15 | 5168244 MrSprottJr
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Where's Canada?

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:30 | 5168306 Agent P
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Just North of the United States

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:58 | 5168416 TheReplacement
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"Hat" tip to you sir.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 16:19 | 5168670 Pool Shark
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Well, technically, it's also south of Detroit...

 

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 19:21 | 5169245 123dobryden
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it is there now but will be no more, there will be a civil war shortly, spilling from usa

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:54 | 5168406 CPL
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On it's way to being irrelevant.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:04 | 5168437 unrulian
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Here

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 16:22 | 5168677 NoTTD
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Just go to MN and turn right.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 19:32 | 5169274 The Mason
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I'm sitting in it. as we speak.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 20:11 | 5169389 The_Prisoner
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Giving javelin missiles to the Ukrainian government. Call it lethal non-lethal assistance.

On a second thought. Since Novorossyia captured that shipment of missiles, it won't, in fact, be lethal, to Novorrosyia. So Canada is in the clear.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:15 | 5168246 Cognitive Dissonance
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Like they did an ISIS census or something. Must be the same crew that 'measures' a bank's ability to survive economic crisis.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:26 | 5168280 Beowulf55
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yep, isn't it interesting that they know down to the individual how many are fighting for ISIS and from which country.  Boy, hate to be the census taker on that one.

Hi, I am Bob, and I am from the government and I would like to ask you some questions....................

 

Who comes up with these BS stats?  And if they are accurate, who would be in the position to know?  Hate to be the guy to field check the data.......

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:39 | 5168345 Agent P
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What's even more concerning is that western countries seem to be sending groups of 10s.

 

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 16:41 | 5168724 gmrpeabody
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Airline discounts that way...

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 17:02 | 5168796 disabledvet
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"Excuse me sir but are you a doctor?"

Leslie Nielsen while wearing a stethoscope on a plane, "Why yes, yes. I am
a doctor!"

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 18:58 | 5169201 FilthyHabits
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And please stop calling me shirley..

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 03:36 | 5170259 IronForge
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Striker...

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 17:42 | 5168946 Arnold
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Lack of global warming modeling grants forces weenies into other metrics.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:22 | 5168284 DollarMenu
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Well it IS "The Economist", purveyors of asswipe to Royalty.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:31 | 5168300 ZerOhead
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Census?

I think it was probably information gleaned off of the ISIS jihadi application forms they were processing for the CIA.

I see the IMF and FBI (Soufan Group) have their fingerprints all over this info...

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 18:14 | 5169061 DeadFred
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Yeah, does anyone think that a CIA funded outfit wouldn't have stats to show they are recruiting from all the politically correct ethnic groups? I'm surprised they break it down by country instead race and sexual orientation.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:03 | 5168434 williambanzai7
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You mean Timmah Goat Herder

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 17:19 | 5168847 acetinker
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Hey Cog, you just blew your cover!  You're Rowdy Roddy Piper and you spirited off the case of magic sunglasses for yourself.  You sly dog!

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 17:22 | 5168855 Grouchy Marx
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Good point! But though the data is suspect, the commentary is first rate! 

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 18:31 | 5169073 acetinker
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May I in the spirit of Labor Day, share a song with you?  Not really my genre' (who am I kidding?), but it fairly describes me, (except for the 'uncle sam' part, and I know just enough of that biz to know that lyrics get edited before they can be published) and maybe you?

Pisses me off that Tim and Faith are bought and paid for.  Still, the censors miss the important stuff, if you know how to listen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r646RgIkoM

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 20:05 | 5169378 Kirk2NCC1701
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Well, I guess The Economist has "reliable sources":

At MI6, Mossad, CIA.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:16 | 5168247 piratepiet
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yes, Belgium tops another list !

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:27 | 5168298 Sudden Debt
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I'm so proud....

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:51 | 5168393 Thirtyseven
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France and Britain...holy shit when are ordinary Frenchmen and Englanders going to wake the fuck up and take their countries back!!!
Tolerance mine arse.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:31 | 5168527 Cpl Hicks
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They will take back their country before the USA does.

The French, believe it or not, have a very robust domestic anti terrorist capability. Or at least they did not too long ago. Things do change.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 20:05 | 5169374 GrandPaFred
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David Cameron's on about baby-sitting the jhadists as they return to UK -

wants to deprogram them with milk and cookies

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:27 | 5168513 darteaus
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Hmm, they take in the most Treasurys and provide the most ISIS fighters.  Coincidence?

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 16:26 | 5168689 NoTTD
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Part of the Belgian Two Prong Strategy to destroy the West. 

 

Prong #1:  Buy US Bonds.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:17 | 5168248 IridiumRebel
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Where is Mossad on that list?

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:18 | 5168261 luckystars
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They don't fight, they just direct from behind.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:53 | 5168600 thamnosma
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You mean like Michael Sam?

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 16:04 | 5168625 Chupacabra-322
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No, more like 911.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:16 | 5168253 JimmyRainbow
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you ve giot nothing left to lose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE4teIU7q8E

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:17 | 5168262 tony wilson
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mi6,parachute regiment,sas,sbs,parachute regiment,cia,seal team 6,britam defense,g4s,serco,isis security,isis mossad deep state,idf,turkey,qatari,saudi special forces.

plus crisis actors from around the world for photo mpeg 4 video ops init.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:00 | 5168425 TheReplacement
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Doctor, it's one of the worst cases of oral diarrhea we've ever seen.  Words just keep spewing out but it's all garbled and lacking any sort of structure.  I think it's terminal.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:34 | 5168535 Cpl Hicks
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Maybe he spends too much time listening to Joe Biden.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:51 | 5168593 thamnosma
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It's just "free association" thinking.  There's no cure but it's not fatal.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 20:11 | 5169394 Kirk2NCC1701
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Poor guy...  Self-abuse may not do that to you, but substance abuse will.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 17:20 | 5168851 Grouchy Marx
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Life must be hell, being so pathologically paranoid. 

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 18:18 | 5169067 DeadFred
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No, I find it to be quite entertaining.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:23 | 5168282 Truther
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The U.S. has 300 within ISIS

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:42 | 5168358 Bossman1967
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all on the border comming home according to king abdula

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:03 | 5168432 boattrash
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"The U.S. has 300 within ISIS"

I think the number we have is 535...

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:18 | 5168485 Truther
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True. But 300 is the true non-published number in reality plus the 2 killed recently.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:24 | 5168288 Truther
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230 of which are from Capitol Hill

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:28 | 5168519 darteaus
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Plus the one flying the flag over the White House.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 18:19 | 5169072 DeadFred
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Sorry, they have him listed under 'Kenya'

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:24 | 5168290 NoPantsSpongeBob
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Tunisia has the highest number?

Who would have thought.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:25 | 5168292 Whoa Dammit
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The UK wants to keep their potential ISIS fighters--talk about full retard. Let them go, just don't let them come back.

"British Prime Minister David Cameron called Monday for a new law to give police the temporary power to seize a passport in case a British citizen is suspected of trying to travel to support ISIS"

http://www.cnn.com/2014/09/01/world/europe/isis-uk-threat-level/index.ht....

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:57 | 5168413 QQQBall
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All international travel plans from UK will first reviewed by the Precrime Unit.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 20:30 | 5169432 GrandPaFred
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and here I thought they were warning those jhadists leaving UK to be sure

to return within 6 months or their welfare cheques may stop and medical

coverage will no longer cover gun-shot or stab wounds.

 

Again, being as Cameron has a hand in it - there probably something more sinister afoot.

like having those poor jahadists sign-off on their state paid housing since there's due a

flood of Romanians needing free housing in the new year...

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:36 | 5168313 Flagit
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What I want to know is when do they officially change their name to COBRA?

 

Edit: Hey Bonzi, can you make Bammer look like Destro? I would have suggested Cobra Commander, but you could see the reflection of the teleprompter in his faceplate.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:28 | 5168521 darteaus
Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:39 | 5168346 Bossman1967
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hey no fucking Italians on the list. we never make it on any lists. racist I say. guess you do have to be a goat fucker and we don't go like that

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:43 | 5168365 petkovplamen
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you got the best looking movie stars, ok? Cladia Cardinale, Sofia Loren top all lists. happy  now?

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 22:39 | 5169825 Freddie
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Oh man.  All of the best Bond women villans were often Italians.

http://www.007james.com/articles/list_of_james_bond_girls.php

Luciana Paluzzi, Daniela Bianchi, Catherina Murino (Casino Royale new one),

Luciana was the red head villan in Thunderball.   Mama Mia!  I would join SPECTRE, ISIS, the KGB if I could "work" with her.  She also rode the BSA assasin motorbike in blakc riding leathers.

http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/bond-girls/images/3324571/title/luciana-palu...

http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/bond-girls/images/3324569/title/luciana-palu...

Comedian Dennis Miller said if you were a 13 year old boy and watched Boy Riding A Dolphin when Sophia Loren comes up wet on the boat.  If you do not go crazy for her then you are gay. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4nc5GXC0Is

 

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 03:05 | 5170235 effendi
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petkovplamen, Claudia Cardinale was born in Tunisia, coincidently the same as many of the ISIS whackjobs.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:12 | 5168464 Thirtyseven
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No one from Poland either (or Ukraine or Belarus) and that's because Poles don't allow Muslims and/or Africans in to run roughshod over their country.

They may be geopolitically fucked as well as Russia's bitch occasionally, but at least they aren't being flooded with 3rd-world maniacs and retards.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 17:54 | 5168986 Arnold
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"Ja!"  Quote from raciss strudel commercial.

No Bavarian s on the list.

(plenty of Prussians I bet) /sarc

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 21:07 | 5169520 Ginsengbull
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You guys seemed to have some trouble with Ethiopia in WW2.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:41 | 5168354 Eyeroller
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What I want to know is how many sleeper cells (ala Boston Bombers) are inside the US?

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:02 | 5168430 European American
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You'd need to make a call into their groomers facility at the CIA to get an accurate answer to your question.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 20:39 | 5169451 GrandPaFred
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another option that may be more accurate is simply check with Wal-Mart and see how many pressure-cookers were sold last month

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:03 | 5168436 Thirtyseven
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You mean sleeper Mossad agents right?

(9/11 anyone?)

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:47 | 5168378 I am Jobe
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where are the Fergurson Cops? 

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:48 | 5168382 I am Jobe
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Where are the Texans? Forgot they have been pussified. 

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:52 | 5168386 JenkinsLane
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It's good to see the UK still leading the Western world in something, even if it is

just in nominal terms.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 16:22 | 5168680 Anarchy 99
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pedo's

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:52 | 5168397 QQQBall
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Wrong question. Where will ISIS fighters return to? Answer: Everywhere

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:32 | 5168532 darteaus
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Are you suggesting that our political masters get ahead of the curve for once?

Maybe they could, if they weren't the ones making the problem.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 16:15 | 5168652 NoTTD
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Proper phrasing:  To where will the ISIS fighters return?

 

Ending sentences with prepositions merely hastens the Muslim Apocalypse.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 18:41 | 5169141 Kelley
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IOW, you sucked up the Latinate rules for English like a good sheeple. In Latin there are no prepositions as separate words, thus it is impossible to end a sentence with a preposition.

The 'genius' who insisted English follow Latin did so because he believed Latin was the perfect language.

But English isn't Latin. English is a word order language whereas Latin is a declension language. Therefore Latin rules don't apply.

 

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 13:35 | 5171840 Optimusprime
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English not so long ago had declension ("thou lovest").

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 18:55 | 5169192 bilejones
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And is clearly something up with which we will not put.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 22:26 | 5169798 Ginsengbull
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To dust.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 14:59 | 5168404 European American
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Where Do ISIS Fighters Come From?

 

A dysfunctional family life where a father abused them physically, mentally and emotionally. No formal education other than the influence of Religious Indoctrination Centers and profound poverty.

 

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:06 | 5168444 Thirtyseven
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So northern Alabama then?

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:31 | 5168526 darteaus
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That's southern Arkansas, you STOOPID YANKEE!

We got Huntvsille down here!

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 22:25 | 5169795 Ginsengbull
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Y'all make ketchup down there?

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:09 | 5168452 WSMassiv
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 Substitute 'no formal education' with state mandated education/indoctrination combined with lifetime loans and *Poof* you get slave wage labor.

I am sure we can make some pretty interesting recipes!

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:14 | 5168471 Thirtyseven
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I don't disagree.

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 18:34 | 5169120 Kelley
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Actually, they are not from profound poverty. Many are educated and from well-to-do families. 

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 20:48 | 5169466 GrandPaFred
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Sounds like my upbringing... London Docks trained father mixed with Church of England fear!

 

Where can I sign up?  Borrow your pen mate?  Will an 'X' for signature cover that? 

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:02 | 5168429 Clowns on Acid
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Has KPMG audited those Economist figures ?

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:05 | 5168442 tony wilson
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James Wright Foley Beheading HOAX! Parents = CRISIS ACTORS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcvI_Tkzs-s

 

James Foley ISIS Beheading Hoax - Siblings Kate and Michael Duping Delight - Fake Tears Obama Style!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDIG7AkaLds

Mon, 09/01/2014 - 15:40 | 5168563 Cpl Hicks
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Don't you have anything better to do down there in Langley?

Jeez, get a sudoku book from the break room.

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