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Piers Morgan Leaves CNN, Warns NRA Not To "Crack The Champagne" Just Yet
According to Piers, this is breaking news. Which, incidentally, may explain not only his show's abysmal ratings, but why he is now unemployed.
BREAKING NEWS: I am no longer a @CNN employee.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) September 2, 2014
I was offered a new 2-year deal by @CNN boss Jeff Zucker to host 40 big interview 'specials'.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) September 2, 2014
But after considerable thought, I decided not to accept it - and to try pastures new.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) September 2, 2014
I had a fantastic time in my 4 years @CNN and have huge respect for Jeff & all the people who work there. Great company, great network.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) September 2, 2014
As for his parting words:
I wouldn't crack the champagne open too quickly though, @NRA - I haven't finished with you lot yet.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) September 2, 2014
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"According to Piers, this is breaking news. Which, incidentally, may explain the entire problem..."
good one.
Fuck anyone that uses the term, "you lot"!
...Says He's headed for Canada where it's Safe as Hand Guns are illegal to own.
Now why is it that these people think we give two shits about what goes on in their lives?
pods
Piers Morgan = Limey DOUCHEBAG .... oh and btw dipshit , don't let the door hit you in your fat ass
How many people in te U.S. have been killed or injured by cricket bats in the last ten years? Zero. How about in Britain? Hell of a lot more than zero. So why doesn't this carpet bagger go back to England and campaign to outlaw cricket bats so that the Pakis and Indians can't beat each others brains out.
I'm sure he'll find himself useful to his Masters in his home country, England, at the BBC. There, he can continue to practice his truthful journalism. Their ratings are sure to soar.
Who gives a shit about CorpMedia readers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCgAqNSAD1U
almost ripped his head off
So where is the next big offer for Piers coming from, North Korea? Only someone that doesn't understand english could tolerate this wanker...
Don't get any funny ideas about sending him back to The UK, we don't want the fucker. At least until the case against him for phone hacking can be fully developed so he can go straight to jail.....Alternatively, we might have to put him in a room alone with Jeremy Clarkson ......
Who's Piers Morgan?
The twat most Brits don't want back
BREAKING NEWS: Piers, nobody cares.
I think I heard once that there was a warrant out for him there... don't think he can go back. Pity really. Would love to see that idiot behind bars.
Good question... I've never seen him... nor do I watch CNN.
Informed comment, thanks.
Does Clarkson get a cricket bat?
I'll crack open champagne now if I damn well please. That's what high-capacity champagne cases are for.
And Morgan "left" CNN same as Blagojevich "left" Illinois.
He's off to his new gig...spokesman for a douche company.
Is that British Hockey? They don't have ice?
Didn't this tool just barely avoid prosecution in the Murdoch hacking scandal?
He can go back to the UK where english children can be raped by the thousands by Pakistanis but the police do NOTHING because of PC and the risk of being called racist.
The fact that he was offered a new 2-year deal shows how fucked CNN is. Not that Foxnews is any better. If you're getting your real news from the idiot box, well, you're an idiot.
<----Rachel Maddow next resignation
<----CIA has another extraction first
Madcow is the androgenous poster child for MSNBC... He/She/It isn't going anywhere...
@ JPM Hater001,
Exactly. All of theses socalled "Reporters" don't know Shit From Shinenola. The only thing they do know is how to read the False Narratives / PsyOp / Propaganda Scritps handed over to them from the Criminal, Pure Evil CIA.
Maddow is provable machine disinformation agent. Proveable.
All TV and Hollywood is for retards who like supporting the (police) state. Your viewership supports your serfdom.
The Tylers put this dumb shit on Zero Hedge. Why am I supposed to give a wet fart about this news?
Schadenfreude?
"Crack the champagne" over Piers Cunt Bubble Morgan? That'd be like swatting a mosquito and mounting the exoskeleton as a hunting trophy.
well if that retard said "Canada where it's Safe as Hand Guns are illegal to own" he's wrong again.
Hand guns are NOT illegal in Canada although they are heavily regulated, falling into one of two catagories of firearms, either Restricted or Prohibited.
Breaking news Piers, no one cares!
That's a relief.
Thought he might have been coming back to the UK.
You have to admit, anyone getting fired by cnn for low ratings has to be pulling in under ten viewers.
Handguns are legal to own in Canada.
Not exactly True. Hope he stays in the East, i would hate him as a neighbour, I woul drive him nuts with my bear bangers.
He's English , that's how they speak.
More coherently than you do, I might add.
Kezz my azz betch!
And fuck anyone that uses "I might add" also. What are you Frasier?
I think he was just being mendacious.
Silky: I am literate, unlike yourself.
Silky: For your edification, 'What" is for referring to things, objects; 'Frasier' is a person, so one would use, 'Who', not, 'What' when reffering to a person.
What are ya, an assole?
Maybe.
Is it any better than 'folks'?
Only my fellow Americans can understand how detestable it is to hear a Brit with his smarmy accent talk about taking away our guns.
Breaking News: Who the fuck cares?
Breaking-er News: Deportation proceedings have begun for Piers Morgan.
Oh wait, that would only be if we had a lawful administration.
Never heard of him. The advantage of not owning a Television.
Fuck you Piers! time to revoke your Visa!
What a fucking cunt this limey prick is.
PISS OFF Piers, you pauncing prick....seriously....FUCK RIGHT OFF.
NRA 1
Penis Morgan 0
Brittle limey chav. You are not welcome in the United Soveit Socialist state of Canada either.
"Dystopic Totalitarian Orwellian Canada" would me more suitable than Soviet Socialist, which Canada is the very opposite of - save for the daily brainwashing.
It's a good example of how out of touch the elites are w.r.t the public at large. In their insulated (liberal) world, everyone favors gun control or the abolition of the right to own firearms. The NRA and gun owners are a lunatic fringe, and a cable show could be successful by constantly screeching about the need for gun control. They just don't get that the majority of people want to protect their 2nd ammendment rights and just tune out Piers and his like.
The sad thing is I'm sure reality hasn't soaked in to Piers' pea brain. Liberals in particular believe what they want to believe which explains the "I'm not done with your lot yet" comment. He should go back to "Britain's Got Talent".
.....exactly BB! You took the word out of my mouth. I heard about the c¤nt about a year ago. Read what the guy was blabbin' about. Waste of my/everybody's time. Shouldn't he be in prison++ regardless, thanxs BB & ZH for allowing us to 'call a spade-a-spade' for this big-LITTLE man /c¤nt. btw Cheers ;)
BeetleBailey,
Can I just say, as a limey...
Please don't send him back here.
DavidC
I hear there's a spot open on the news desk at North Korean Network News... The only problem is that if you screw it up, you lose your head, literally...
Wait, hold on a fuckin' minute. We don't want that fuckin' cunt back here. He can piss right off. He's staying in the US, we'll pay to make sure. Wanker.
What a TOOL
FUCK YOU PIERS MORGAN AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR...........
...and everything you bend over for...
Does anybody even pay attention to that twat headed wanker?
Tyler does as it generates page clicks and angry outburts.
6 weeks? You're like a little fawn, wandering around on the highway, about to get smeared by a semi.
OMG!!!!! That is the funniest thing I have read in weeks!!! LOL!!!
I am Cornholio!
We need tee pee for our Bunghole!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqaKi9NTzS4
Congrats on being a ZH member for over 3 years.
FYI, I was Francis Sawyered once or twice here before my latest nick, so keep patting yourself on the back jackass. I'm sure it makes up for your tiny penis.
Methman, Trav? Do tell.
yepp bunghole, name suits you.
Deport the cocksucking red coat already.
Hear, hear!!
Go, you imported propagandist, go.
An American, not US subject.
Tee Vee I'd LOVE to see:
A reality show where cunts like Morgan are thrown into a pit with 5-6 tough assed bruisers and get the shit beat out of them. For the women, it would be a gang of nasty bull dykes, replete with brass knuckles....
Morgan....Bieber....The Kraptrashian sisters..Jesus....the list is endless...
BUT WHAT A RATINGS BONANZA!
ha ha ha ha The Kraptrashian sisters moved into a hamptons rental next to a friend. he said one of them made a giant choc chip cookie and brought it over....he said they were low key and quiet... so far
...never heard of "The Kraptrashian sisters ", really. I don't waste my time on celebs.? Whereas I would think chocloate chip cookies are synonymous with big dark nipples. For me, out of extensive experience that means flabby-hang titts efter the age of 25-35. Chicks are probably, just guessing, about 5'6" or less......uhh...disgusting as that peepeemorgan is. Remember, "More than a mouthful is a waste".
Oh yes, I'm sure ratings would be heavenly if you could get Jesus thrown in there.
He thinks he is great...just ask him....
...right, a 'great'-big C¤NT.
Reminds me of an old joke:
Husband walks into the bedroom and see's wife stradlin' a mirror laying on the floor. "What are doin' ?" husband asks. Wife responds, "Don't bother me now...Go-Away...". Husband gets what he wanted in the first place, his eyeglasses. Wife bitchin still "Go Away...Go away" he hurry ups. On his way out of the room, with his eyeglasses in his hands he says to his wife....."Well, whatever you do, don't step into that big hole in the floor".
Piers, piers, piers. If only he would jump off the end of one.
This guy is so repulsive, he has to sneak up on his hand to get it to jack him off.
*Yawn*
"I was offered a new 2-year deal by @CNN boss Jeff Zucker to host 40 big interview 'specials'."
Uh huh. And I was just offered a position on CNBC, but I declined.
It's amazing CNN is still on the air (er, cable). Only slightly less amazing than MSNBC still being on the air.
You can thank the State Dept. for that.....it's their news channels.
Damned right. If that network had to support itself by having viewers and turning a profit, it would have gone under long ago.
Yup....Psaki tweets only reach so many. So many cunts....so little time.
It's amazing in the very same way that The NY Times is still in print. These entities are funded with free money from OUR printing presses. It gets to them with only are few short stops in various "holding companies", but the result is the same.
I totally agree with your post.
It is kind of mind-blowing, isn't it? Other broadcasters & publishers LIVE AND DIE by ratings/readership. But not these guys. They don't give a damn. Because that's not where the money comes from to keep them going.
hi t-chief. U said, "It's amazing in the very same way that The NY Times is still in print. "
Well 'Carlos Slim/'Slim- the Slime', the leb-mex owner is only laundering his narco-dollars there @nyt. Good investment from his point of view.
Don't let the door hit your pussy ass on the way out. Try Australia cuz the Brits don't want you either. No one wants your dumb ass. FUCK OFF!
He is going to consult for AMC's Turn..
Piers sounds mentally unbalanced. If I worked at the NRA, I would start building a barricade.
"I haven't finished with you lot yet"
What an arrogant prick. We're done with you, you cock sucker.
I think we have a better chance of seeing Fonz return than Piers getting back on the air.
Remind me what he does again, besides be famous?
He was on the air?
who?
...is on first base.
I haven't finished with you lot yet...
So what is this "CNN", who or what is a Piers Morgan and why should an organization dedicated to maintain foundational tenets of US citizenship be instructed to not continue relishing in our freedom?
(And what kind of language is this use of "you lot"?)
just wonderin'.
I'm sure Al Jazeera will pick him up.
Good riddance, cunt
Who is Pierce Morgan?
The next Robbin Williams judging from those tweets.
Williams was being funny on purpose, this guy, not so much.
Was talking about his "exit plan", not really his jokes.
^^
Hey cunt, the right to bear arms is the right of all free and civilized men, get uses to it spreading not shrinking like your brain.
Anyone trying to disarm you is trying to kill you!
Very easy, isn't it?
Must be alot of bleach in the brain washing solution.
Missed my meaning. We are being brain washed to accept having our guns taken.
Piers Morgan? I thought that was Capt. Morgan's parrot's name. Or was it his penis's name? Eh, whatever.
Let's see, a NON American citizen wanted to restrict and criticized our 2nd amendment rights. ISIS is looking for some journalists, Piers.
you mean you are going to get extradited for your crimes in London finally? nope! fog breather just wasn't getting any ratings! should have had Alex Jones on again. "idiots"
I know I'm in the minority here, but I found his stance on guns the only marginally tolerable thing about the guy. Good Riddance.
Well Piers if I ever run into you your ass is going to be tied to the wrong side of a gay glory hole. have fun asshole.
Never trust anyone with an English accent again. Thankyou Piers.
Piers is a good goy, he does what we say, so we give him plenty of airtime.
What will he be doing now outside of "journalism"?...
He'll be heading back home and opening a child prostitution ring that fronts as an orphanage in the tradition of Jimmie Saville for VIPS like Henry Kissinger, George Soros and G.H.W. Bush.
Bad news for Friday's NFP report.
I like him, he confronts issues head on.
Do you think he will move to a country where there are no guns....talk the talk..walk the walk...and he likes higher taxes too..
He'll disappear until after the mid-term elections then join the big push to get Hillary elected.
Not that there is much of a difference tween the red & blue.
The Mainstream Media is against us, against our God given rights as enumerated in the Bill of Rights, they've whittled down the 1st Amendment and they've really gutted the amendment that can ENFORCE the First, that is the Second Amendment.
Obama signed the UN arms treaty a year ago. Recently he stated he wants Australian gun laws for the US. The elites and their paid henchmen want the historic American people, the white Christians, DISARMED. I will let you ponder why that might be.
The NRA is the ONLY reason we can still buy effective self-defense firearms with standard capacity magazines today.
http://www.nrahq.org/
http://gunowners.org/
http://www.gundigest.com/article/ObamaExpose/
He who wants your gun, is your enemy.
http://censorbugbear-reports.blogspot.com/
I put my faith in God and the Mauser
~Boer General Ben Viljoen
'You must carry your gun and your Bible together at once'
~ Afrikaner Werner Selzer, 2010
CNN is a politics and propaganda organization for the ruling elite class and P Morgan represents all of what is wrong with the entire cable news media. When was the last time you were able to entirely trust what you heard on CNN or any of the cable news as the truth? They are more political than they would ever admit and that's the problem.
nightshiftsucks - 'Well Piers if I ever run into you your ass is going to be tied to the wrong side of a gay glory hole. have fun asshole'.
You mean there is a good side!!!
If someone could force one side or the other on you, are you saying you really don't have a preference for which side it is?
Good riddance. I assume this means his work visa expires and his sorry ass will get deported.
He finally figured out where his bullshit belongs...in a pasture.
fuck off Piers Morgan
That meat-boiling sodomite deserves such an ass kicking.
It is difficult to understand how a snottily arrogant, low-IQ, British lightweight could have failed so spectacularly in the US media news.
After reading the first quote, I was sort of hoping he meant CNN was no longer in business.
CNN used to be a reputable news organization. Maybe they are trying again...
I don't believe the other bull shit Piers is saying that they wanted him to do 40 big specials. It's been proven the only people that watch him are the people filiming his shows.
I hated the Pies Morgan. He could never answer a simple question regarding guns.. How do you protect your family and personal property if civil society breaks down and there are no police to protect you??? He would just ramble stupid jibberish and dodge the question. laalalalalalala.
The answer is own a gun, and know how to use it for protection !!!
He sucked anyway, I hated his English accent. CNN just threw him in there, and he was allowed to interview Oprah??? Piers Morgan who? Anyways, get lost
What's CNN?
Piers is the 2nd biggest jerk in the limelight today.
Piers who?
Beat me to it
NRA spokesman when questioned on Piers Morgan's challenge...
Piers Morgan, another face of the big government progressives. The face of death.
http://www.hawaii.edu/powerkills/
Grimaldus
Grimaldus
You're right. It's that simple.
a sad day indeed.
i met him once at an oxbridge cuntry supper.
hoisted by royal rabbi rupert murdoch.
andy and rebecca,david camoron and geoerge the chancer ler of the exchequeror.
jimmy saville,greville janner what fun rape times.
pims on the lawn,cucumber sandwich,barley water for the screaming crying children in the basement.
piers has a fantastic hand for knife work.
he can cut the head off and debone a child in 15 mins a real sight to sea.
nothing nicer than a rupert murdoch satanic talmudic shindig
i tells yar.
piers ploughman the calm knifeman
is a queens man and a friend of tel aviv
no tears needed
he just needs to wash more.
the blood off his hands cock and feet.
I hate watching CNN and listening to these English bores such as Martin B, Christina Amanpour, Piers etc. Aren't there enough unemployed "talented" American talking heads to sling the liberal ideology about?
"Aren't there enough unemployed "talented" American talking heads..."
Yeah there are, but too many Americans think British accents sound smart, so they actually believe more BS.
"Ooooo, he sounds so sophisticated!"
Humiliating.
Who would name their kid, Piers? Handicapped from the get-go...Did you say your name was Pliers?...
Victim of a lot of "Piers" pressure no dobt.
He needs to go COEXIST with his fellow Brits and their ignorant 'tolerant' ways.
Bring Larry back. Even if it takes an oxygen tank, I.V. tubes and a fully staffed emergency room on the set. Hell, Larry's corpse propped up in a chair could do a better job than this jerk.
He is not a reporter, he is a provocateur. He hopes for the worst to happen as long as it fits the narrative of guns are bad.
Don't dignify this PoS by suggesting he has any views or principles. He showed when he was in Britain that the conniving shit jumped on any passing bandwagon that looked promising.
Looking for new pastures? Just like the ass that he is.
Throw all the green card carrying, limy lackies O U T.
Ha Ha!