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Piers Morgan Leaves CNN, Warns NRA Not To "Crack The Champagne" Just Yet

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According to Piers, this is breaking news. Which, incidentally, may explain not only his show's abysmal ratings, but why he is now unemployed.

 

As for his parting words:

 

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Tue, 09/02/2014 - 11:31 | 5171232 Smiley
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Well, bye.

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 11:34 | 5171239 bh2
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Piers doesn't get his clueless, emotional attacks on gun ownership probably boosted NRA membership above the trendline.

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 11:40 | 5171275 Dingleberry
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Seems like all the networks decided to go out and get them a erudite Brit to pontificate to the unwashed Mericuns...

Good riddance, wanker.

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 11:54 | 5171353 knotjammin2
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It is interesting that this crack-head ass-wipe would use the term "Crack".  A term so close to him!!  Did anyone actually watch him?  Would anyone admit they had?

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 12:05 | 5171402 Jano
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and what is  the news, Tyler? Why did you publish a story about th emoron, what is here interesting?

I really do not get the point.

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 12:41 | 5171564 tinman66
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Yeah......SOOOO? I didn't even know he was still alive and I would be the last person on earth to watch the soap oprea/reality show of CNN.

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 13:07 | 5171684 Lawn.Dart
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hey piers fuckin penis head-

WHO THE FUCK CARES!?

FUCK OFF

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 13:09 | 5171695 Lawn.Dart
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he is way at the top of my bitchslap list

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 13:51 | 5171942 fringus
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Here, let's compromise. Just drop him in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Any country he can swim to, has to take him.

 

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 13:55 | 5171964 fringus
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Here, let's compromise. Just drop him in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Any country he can swim to, has to take him.

 

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 13:56 | 5171966 SocialismIsCancer
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If only I had the power, I would air drop him into ISIS territory so he can sermonize them about guns.

Wed, 09/03/2014 - 01:55 | 5174500 steelrules
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Now there's an idea, but they woulden't need a dull knife, he's so thin skinned a couple of paper cuts would do.

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 14:37 | 5172186 Prince Eugene o...
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4.2 million follows and only 50,000 in the demo (18-54) of his cancelled CNN show?

Congratulations Piers on all of the imaginary followers.

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 14:47 | 5172255 ZuluHotel
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"I havent' finished yet" is hilarious, coming from a soft-skinned media figure.  Dude probably doesn't know how to *start* dealing with a real person, in real life.

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 14:53 | 5172271 Fuku Ben
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He'll be joining Alex Jones as co-host in a new venture called Infowhores

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 14:56 | 5172288 Tachyon5321
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Pier Morgan is just another rat leaving a sinking ship.

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 15:00 | 5172306 ELYSIAN
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Lol, Piers is the biggest drunkard scumbag who is sexist, racist, and pro-gun control all in one fucking PACKAGE.

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 15:26 | 5172455 homiegot
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He's a small, beady eyed man. And a Brit.

Tue, 09/02/2014 - 19:52 | 5173613 HK21E
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Hit the bricks, you pillow-biting tosser.

Wed, 09/03/2014 - 01:49 | 5174493 steelrules
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Better give Alex Jones credit, he shoved the second amendment up Piers Morgans anti gun ass on live TV, and in the end "pun intended" Morgan will have to pack his butt hurt self back to England. LOL

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