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Biden Goes Barbarian, Threatens ISIS: "We Will Follow You To The Gates Of Hell"

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With his shirt sleeves rolled up and tie askew, Joe Biden went full-metal-jacket yesterday in a blistering speech in comfortable New Hampshire.  Calling ISIS "Barbarians," Biden then proclaimed, "The American people are so much stronger, so much more resolved than any enemy can fully understand,” adding that "We don’t forget. We take care of those who are grieving, and when that’s finished, they should know we will follow them to the gates of hell until they are brought to justice, because hell is where they will reside." By 'we', we assume he means non-combat-boots-on-the-ground-wearing humanitarian advisers?

 

 

Not quite the rhetoric of Ramzan Kadyrov, but close.

Then, of course, he returned to more critical things like slamming policies that hurt the middle class - odd since his own Fed is the one doing it... (as The Washinton Post reports)

Biden's remarks came as he, flanked by Democratic members of Congress, delivered a populist speech about the importance of the middle class, which he called the backbone of the U.S. economy.

 

"The middle class is the fabric that stitches together this country unlike any other nation in the world. The middle class, when it’s doing well everybody does well." Biden declared.

 

"The reason why America has been the most stable nation in the world is because we’ve had an ever-growing middle class where people believe that if they play by the rules they get a shot."

 

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Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:34 | 5179709 medium giraffe
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You'll go to hell?  Yes.  Please do.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:36 | 5179730 john39
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who is this "we" that the senile old fool is talking about? and why would anyone want to chase after a CIA proxy army?

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:41 | 5179768 Pladizow
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"We don’t forget."

Footnote: Unless you are a US Military Vetran requiring medical care.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:45 | 5179789 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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"...where people believe that if they play by the rules they get a shot."

Haha... he let that one slip. Doesn't that say everything?

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:48 | 5179807 nope-1004
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Go first, Joe, you professional tax and state-sucking pussy!

 

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:49 | 5179820 Zirpedge
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He knows the way, he paved it with US tax dollars with the best of intentions. Can't really fault the man, he means well.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:54 | 5179862 NoDebt
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Not bad for his first campaign speech.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:20 | 5179983 krispkritter
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Joey driving the golf cart, Obammy in the seat next to him, playing with his 'putter'..."When I said 'Go to hell!' Joe, I meant that I'm not giving another press statement like you suggested, until I get 36 more holes in!"

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:51 | 5180162 SeattleBruce
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""We don’t forget. We take care of those who are grieving, and when that’s finished, they should know we will follow them to the gates of hell"

Wow, this sounds SO much like Bush in the rubble of 9/11.  Where are all those frowning liberals blaiming Bush?  Can you see the single party now, through the haze??!  Wake up America!

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 12:06 | 5180243 Georgia_Boy
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ISIS does only what their prophet did, and it's always been like that and will always be that way.  Why are we following them anywhere, spending billions and thousands of our lives trying to change them?  This is a fool's errand.  The sunk cost of Iraq is irrelevant, we need to think of what's best for ourselves.  Just keep them out of our borders, airplanes and schools, you can't fix them.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 12:09 | 5180255 COSMOS
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Of course Joe will follow them to the gates of hell as the last man in line, along with his little pussy son.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 12:19 | 5180307 espirit
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With shotgun or scissors?

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 12:21 | 5180315 COSMOS
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We will follow them to the gates of hell because that is where we belong, considering our track record the past few decades.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 13:27 | 5180641 Deathrips
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Maybe Kerry can lead the charge in Iraq/Syria riding ol horseface ketchup?

 

I have a dream!!

 

RIPS

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 13:48 | 5180726 Oracle 911
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Biden the barbarian. Sounds Catchy.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 13:49 | 5180733 Vampyroteuthis ...
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I imagine the "Gates of Hell" would be similar to what is between Hitlery's legs. Bill might remember that from years ago.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 12:19 | 5180309 MalteseFalcon
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Biden versus McCain in a steel cage match for 2016 presidency.

"OK gentlemen, there will be no biting, so take out your dentures NOW!!!"

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:21 | 5179997 20834A
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That's my take, too. He's dipping his toes in the water and thinking seriously of running for President. I hope he does, heh heh.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 16:13 | 5180051 RaceToTheBottom
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Only McStain knows about that war thingie....

/sarc

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:47 | 5180139 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Not bad for his first campaign speech.

Denial and egotism are a helluva drug!

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 12:49 | 5180456 The Big Ching-aso
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To the Gates of Hell.....

Geez. Detroit just can't get a break, man.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 13:47 | 5180717 plane jain
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He would be more entertaining that Hillary.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 13:56 | 5180761 General Decline
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I find him funny.  In an embarrasing uncle sort of way.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 13:50 | 5180725 Kirk2NCC1701
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To the gates of Hell?

Quick, somebody buy that guy a ticket to Gaza!

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 14:24 | 5180908 Michigander
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Just like we can't fault you,eh? Because you mean well?

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:49 | 5179821 Anusocracy
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Biden will follow ISIS to the doors of, and into, the local gay bathhouse.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:53 | 5179846 Ignatius
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Biden/Gates of Hell 2016

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:41 | 5180115 Ignatius
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Pouring on the propaganda pretty thick now.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 16:02 | 5181465 astoriajoe
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Like our own death bucket challenge that no one signed up for.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 13:27 | 5180648 FreedomGuy
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Joe Biden is a guy who sits in a bar at the same place every day and tells fart jokes to the union guys. When he is not doing that he gives his blue collar mildly inebriated wisdom on anything from plumbing to the nature of the universe like he has a PhD in it. He's the slightly loud annoying uncle at the family gathering where everyone but him knows he's actually a bombastic idiot.

 

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:17 | 5179977 sushi
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This was all about the police force in Ferguson, right?

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 12:56 | 5180486 Tall Tom
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It is funny. His kid has an interest in a Ukraine Gas Company. I am sure that the kid visits at times.

 

I wonder...There has been no mention...

 

BUT IS THE US SECRET SERVICE DEPLOYED OVER TO UKRAINE?

 

Or does Biden not give a damn about his kid, after all?

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:27 | 5180034 A Nanny Moose
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What middle class?

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:39 | 5180103 Vampyroteuthis ...
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What is the middle class? That was something I once was taught in school.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:56 | 5179872 A Lunatic
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And coming soon; Play by the rules or get shot...........

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 12:13 | 5180273 ElvisDog
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I hear these two phrases from the administration all the time, and I have no idea what they mean. "Bring them to justice" Who's justice? What is this "justice"? Are we going to send them to Gitmo, chop their heads off, what? The other phrase is "If you play by the rules". Who's fucking rules? Where are these "rules" written down? I think the "rules" means we're supposed to keep our mouths shut, pay our ever increasing taxes and fees, and let our benevolent government overlords do whatever they want without question.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:50 | 5179791 Skateboarder
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Actually, they'll remember you if you're a US Military Veteran requiring medical care. They'll remember to get you hooked on an opiate or depressant, then forget all about you.

edit: In the case of the Vietnam vet that would have loved to stab me dead after telling me his life story, meth, which gave way to PCP.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:06 | 5179930 Paveway IV
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Think about it a second, Skateboarder. That's all they really got at Vet*Mart. 

If they can't find a reason to slice you open, then what else are they going to do? Opiates and depressants let them forget about their patients, and their patients forget about themselves. It's a win-win all around. Plus, it's a job-creator at pharma factories, the prison industry and funeral homes. Hell, you would be talkin' Nobel-prize territory there if the pharma factories weren't all overseas. 

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:23 | 5179947 viahj
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not to mention that after Vets are diagnosed with PTSD and put on meds....then the .gov takes away their 2nd Amendment rights.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 12:14 | 5180283 XitSam
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A right exists whether a government says so or not.  But they will, and do, take away a veteran's guns.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:45 | 5179792 Dr Strangemember
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Please wake me up when this clown is finished auditioning.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:52 | 5179845 Bangalore Equit...
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It's a call to arms Dr. Why are you turning a deaf ear? Join the ISIL. Fight the tear-ran-ie! Liberty or DIE!

Meanwhile:
"Iraqi oil plundered by the ISIS(sic) transits through Turkey. It is loaded at the port of Ceyhan on oil tankers calling in Israel, then returning to Europe. For now, the names of corporate sponsors are not established, but the responsibility of Turkey and Israel is evident."

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:59 | 5179891 MsCreant
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I saw this yesterday and thought Biden and Obama looked like clowns. Obama had some very similar remarks in his teleprompter script.

These guys don't need to worry about getting knocked off at all.

If you are Putin, or the head of any real terrorist organization, don't you want this set of "leaders" in place? They are perfect. No need to upset the apple cart. No, if anything I'd bet Putin has his own people making sure Obama stays alive (though Joe would be comedy gold as president).

But no, leave it alone, they are perfect...

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:51 | 5180163 MayIMommaDogFac...
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though Joe would be comedy gold as president

Well said.  He already comes off like some self-parody SNL sketch.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 13:08 | 5180530 Tall Tom
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Joe as President???

 

Comedy Gold?

 

Thank God we are not going to find out and get to 2017. We will be destroyed before that happens.

 

Market Collapse.

Ebola Plague

Fukushima killing of the ocean

Global Thermonuclear War...

 

Too much happening all at once.

 

Naaaah!!! We will not see it.

 

Just remember...Obama sez, "Well...We nuked some folks and...there is a Retaliatory Strike on the way...Sorry I asked for a Mulligan, but...."

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:46 | 5179799 DeadFred
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Talking to Arabs about not forgetting, what a riot. Those guys remember slights fro a thousand years ago while Biden has issues with remembering his name.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:12 | 5179956 viahj
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and he certainly doesn't remember the Constitution

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 12:16 | 5180290 XitSam
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Much like his boss, the Constitutional Law professor.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:21 | 5179994 NOTW777
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or you get killed in benghazi

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:51 | 5179793 Ignatius
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What do you mean "we", white man? -- Tonto

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:47 | 5179810 Mr Pink
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I think it is safe to assume that "we" doesn't include him and his son

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:57 | 5180195 bitterwolf
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or most readers of this blog....or any other blog.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:59 | 5180212 William.M.Tweed
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"We"? I wish it meant he had a mouse in his pocket

 

The appearance of the law must be upheld, Especially when it's being broken

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 12:52 | 5180471 Freddie
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Follw them to the Gates of Hell.   Just get in your limo Joe and drive down to Langley, VA.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 13:40 | 5180690 nofluer
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Who is this "we" indeed? The rotten SOB and his Democrap cronies sure as snot "forgot" the treaty that the US signed (Paris Peace Accords) where the US promised to provide the Republic of SVN with about 800 Mil a year. They forgot and Chicken Joe and his co-conspirators in the Senate cut off the treaty promised funding only two years after US military forces were completely gone while the Soviets continued to provide a billion a year to the North. So when the NVA came across the DMZ, they had lots of tanks and aircraft and bullets... which the ARVNs had run out of. (No money, no bullets or gas.)

Some people make Hanoi Jane an object of scorn and hatred. I think Chicken Joe Biden is more worthy. He never served, and torpedoed those who did. Some say that Vietnam was the first war the US lost. We didnt' lose. When we left, the ARVNs were capable of holding off the NVA, and proved it by doing so for two years. It was the Democrapic Congress that threw in the towel...

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:37 | 5179737 MassDecep
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Don't think he's got a choice in that matter.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:43 | 5179783 Hippocratic Oaf
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Sure asshole, 'protect' the middle class. That's what feeds the machine. But the machine is broken, you fuck!

Biden, the only reason obozo is still in the white house.

You go to hell first, douchebag.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:35 | 5180083 MalteseFalcon
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Hunter Biden 2032!!!

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:36 | 5180091 MsCreant
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Insane CLOWN Posse.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:36 | 5180089 MsCreant
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Not a broken machine. Most parasites end up killing the host. Fact.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:43 | 5179785 NOTW777
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obama "grieving" on the golf course

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 13:05 | 5180538 MrSteve
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You can tell he is grieving because he keeps his head down...as his coach told him to do..

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:57 | 5179878 MalteseFalcon
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So a clown car pulls up and only Joe Biden gets out!

That's a gyp.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:34 | 5180073 MsCreant
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Ya know, I disagree with you on some things, but what a uniter Biden is. He must be taking community organizer lessons from the O-bombs-man. 

I stand UNITED with MalteseFalcon and DrStrangememeber above: Biden is a fucking clown. He even has a plastic face.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:17 | 5179976 rubiconsolutions
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How about trying a novel approach like not actually having government create entities like ISIS, al Qaeda, Saddam Hussein, Qaddafi, the Shah of Iran..and many others? Let's try that strategy for a couple of generations and see where it gets us. Now I know that the for profit defense industry wouldn't like that because it might impact share prices and those that worship at the alter of all things military would not be happy either. And of course CNN and Fox wouldn't take kindly to that because there would be no "breaking news" alerts to animate and set to moving music. Finally, how would grifters like Biden be able to capitalize off the pain of others if there was no warmongering and fear mongering? He might have to get an actual job. I hear Stephen Colbert is leaving Comedy Central so there will be an opening there. They have very similar sensibilities. 

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 12:13 | 5180272 system failure
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Since he is making quotes referring to hell, then he must believe in God unlike his Muslim running mate.  

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 12:43 | 5180430 KnuckleDragger-X
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I can hardly wait for slow Joe to pick up a ruck and a rifle and head off to Iraq......

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 13:08 | 5180549 zapdude
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"Follow to the gates of hell"

Translation -- 'we'll follow you to the doors of the CIA building'.

This whole clownshow is like a rejected script for a 24 episode.

"Get 'em Jack Bauer!  Get 'em Joe Biden!  Hell yeah!"

Unbelievable.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:34 | 5179710 czarangelus
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Hey Biden... if you're not careful, you'll follow ISIS straight through them. Aren't they your minions, anyhow?

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:34 | 5179711 JustObserving
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"We Will Follow You To The Gates Of Hell"

And take America with us.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:48 | 5179811 Ignatius
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Like a really shitty movie where you can't walk out.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:58 | 5179879 A Lunatic
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At least there's still popcorn, courtesy of Monsanto.......

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:54 | 5180176 MayIMommaDogFac...
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That's not popcorn.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 13:03 | 5180524 MrSteve
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It is if it can pop all by itself. HINT: it's pre-programmed at the factory!

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:00 | 5179902 RSloane
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If this feels like Deja Vu...... it is.

We armed Bin Laden and Al Quaeda [we still do] then fought them "tooth and nail". Now its ISIS, another group America created, armed, and is now miffed at some things they posted in the Al Quaeda magazine, let alone their activities in Iraq and Syria.

Biden is a moron, and as such is perfectly suited to give this speech, which is equally moronic. All we need now is Kerry, but it is boating season so he may not be around for awhile.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:35 | 5179715 Callz d Ballz
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A complete and utter baffoon...

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:03 | 5179904 Bangalore Equit...
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Who clearly understands the requirement: "Separation of Church and State". Heaven and Hell, eat your peas and say I pledge allegiance to the United States of Obamacare.

Obiden is the new face of doom for the decline of the proper 'merican civilization. You people are toast!

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:34 | 5179716 SoilMyselfRotten
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Ok Joe, while you're down there say hello for me. We? Hope you gotta mouse in yer pocket.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:35 | 5179717 Charles Nelson ...
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"We will follow you to the gates of hell".... and take selfies to prove we were there.

what a fucking old twat

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:58 | 5179890 Skateboarder
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I don't think any of these 'old' twats see themselves as 'old.' In their deluded psychopathic minds, they are going to live forever because they are special, chosen, and better than everyone else.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:34 | 5179718 NoDebt
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OK there, tough guy.  We get it.  You're gonna run for President in 2016.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:36 | 5179725 pods
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Please God let this be a really, really, really bad dream.

If not, I might be a couple of rah rah war stories away from fonzing out. (hey fonz, hope things are well)

Hell, I might cash out the 401k and buy a cabin in the mountains.

pods

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:44 | 5179787 boattrash
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Pods, I know what you mean. Hate to see ya fonz out, but the cabin in the woods may be a good idea.

Consider these Arkansas Ozarks, we do recruit good neighbors. Take care...

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:36 | 5179726 StupidEarthlings
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Gates of hell. Good one.

Wheres the popcorn.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:36 | 5179727 lakecity55
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"Hey, Hadji, I take off heads with a 12-Gauge!"
"Stay OUT of Delaware!"

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:36 | 5179731 Chupacabra-322
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For once this major league piece of shit spoke the truth. Hey Joe, just make sure you take all the Pure Evil Scum Fucks with you in D.C.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:36 | 5179732 Martin Silenus
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Careful with the fucking hyperbole, Joe, you might shit yourself.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:38 | 5179739 GFORCE
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This is so 90s.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:38 | 5179740 replaceme
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He also said "RAR, RARRRRR MOTHERFUCKERS!".   He's batshit crazy.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:41 | 5179754 NoDebt
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I don't know why that's so funny, but I actually did LOL when I read it.  Might be the best comment of the thread.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 12:20 | 5180311 XitSam
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Is it International Talk Like a Vice-President Day again already?

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:39 | 5179742 Mike Masr
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This guy is a wannabe actor and a scumbag. I watched this and it was like he was trying out for a part in some action movie. Just a piece of shit liar. I can't believe anything that spews out of his mouth. 

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:59 | 5180217 MayIMommaDogFac...
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There seems to be no shortage of US politicians behaving actors over the last few weeks.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 12:13 | 5180275 Perfecthedge
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His asshole is so jealous of his mouth!  More shit coming out of his mouth than from his rear end.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:38 | 5179745 Smegley Wanxalot
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Only thing Biden will follow anywhere is a piece of ass, so I imagine he likes the butts of the fuckheaded ISIS dudes he sees on TV.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:52 | 5179808 Atomizer
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If you need your lawn cut. Strategically place bottles of bourbon and beer cans so Joe Biden finishes your lawn care service. Revoke the six pack if driveway edging is unacceptable. 

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:39 | 5179748 Atomizer
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Biden recently gave a speech on Unions. This latest clip should mend the connection of his son Hunter Biden. 

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:38 | 5179751 Sudden Debt
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Well, seems like the Army now knows they'll be in a sandbox for the next 15 years again before they have to pull back again...

 

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:38 | 5179753 Thisson
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Biden's comment seems stupid because it creates the impression that the US just wants some kind of religious crusade.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:06 | 5179933 Bay of Pigs
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Seems stupid? WTF....the man is completely deranged and out of his mind. Everything out of his mouth is a lie.


Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:40 | 5179755 BullyBearish
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This explains all you want to know about Biden:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0ZIJdN05QE

 

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:51 | 5180159 Son of Captain Nemo
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This explains all you want to know about Biden:

B.B. always says off the record that when he visits Washington it's the best "glory hole" in North America!

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:40 | 5179762 tradingdaze
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Gates of Hell? He's probably going to Detroit.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:41 | 5179767 SheepDog-One
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There is no hell, but if there was, why shouldn't Biden be there? Those who created ISIS are somehow guiltless?
Just a bunch of red meat for the morons.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:42 | 5179769 czarangelus
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OK Christian ZHers, here's what I don't get. Isn't this guy a Christian? Hasn't he been attending a Catholic church his entire WASCy life? I'm sure he did confession, baptism, and chanting the Almighty Salvation prayer like pretty much anybody raised in that tradition would do. So why is it he's so patently, obviously evil? Is this really the sort of guy you have to put up with in Heaven?

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:46 | 5179806 Debugas
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Q:Isn't this guy a Christian?

A: No he is not. To be christian you need to follow Christ with your deeds

Q:Hasn't he been attending a Catholic church his entire WASCy life?

A:Maybe he was but that does not make him christian

Q:I'm sure he did confession, baptism, and chanting the Almighty Salvation prayer like pretty much anybody raised in that tradition would do. So why is it he's so patently, obviously evil?

A:because he had ears but did not hear , had eyes but did not see

Q:Is this really the sort of guy you have to put up with in Heaven?

A:Of cause not

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:48 | 5179815 john39
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the magic of the psychopath is that you can lie and pretend to be anything you want others to believe that you stand for, all to aid your ends...   this is why psychopaths are running the world today, the average person is not shrewd enough to see the psychopaths for what they are, or devise a way of dealing with them...  they are everywhere.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:09 | 5179942 medium giraffe
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Psychopathy is encouraged today.  One of the main traits of psychopathy is a lack of compassion.  It's not the lunatics that see a violent movie or play a violent video game and go on a rampage that we should worry about, those guys are just statistical outliers. 

It's us that we should be most concerned about, the masses that have been led to believe that ultra-violence is normal, that killing is acceptable, and that the correct response to witnessing an horrific accident is to pull out your phone and get it on youtube as quickly as possible. 

We don't recognise the psychopaths, because we're on the same sliding scale due to conditioned dehumanisation.  No matter how well balanced and rational your mind, repeated exposure to graphic depictions of violence will affect your psyche.  It's not just harmless fun.

There is no difference between this ranting fanatic and any other warmongering Ayatollah, except for maybe a beard and some sort of official hat.

 

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:11 | 5179949 Dr. Engali
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+1 Good post, and sadly a very true reality.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:22 | 5180007 viahj
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this is in fact a tenant of the Lucifarian NWO crowd, transhumanism.  it permeates social culture with violence and over sexualization. 

 

 

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:30 | 5180043 Son of Captain Nemo
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Well said indeed mg

The only thing I would add to your astute observations is that all of these resources we have at our disposal don't just desensitize but also offer us a critical tool for reflection and positive feedback for debate. I've come to the conclusion that what we have been witnessing in the last 6 to 8 years with the advent of the iPhones and youtube with the use of force by police has been with us much longer than we would like to admit and that the technology has only served to place it under a more sophisticated magnifying glass which serves as "virtual witness" that wasn't available in prior decades.

Much of what you say is quite honestly Amero-centric and is deeply embedded in our cultural West European Anglican heritage.

Just imagine what the pictures might have looked like if the native Americans had iPhones during these events???  Now that's a holocaust!

 

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 13:08 | 5180536 medium giraffe
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Yeah, having to witness such events.  It's so utterly depraved. 

Like you, I hold out at least a little hope for what the newly connected planet might bring about.  Maybe now that we have to stare each other in the face and realise our common humanity, we might actually start growing a collective conscience.  It's a long shot though.

 

 

"What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty! In form and moving how express and admirable! In action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god! The beauty of the world. The paragon of animals."

[/shakespeare sarc]

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 13:01 | 5180515 Winston Churchill
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You hit it.

The US is collectively psychopathic at this point, no empathy, or understanding at all.

Present company mostly excluded.

Our leaders are just slightly more so, but hardly different..

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:54 | 5179854 Dr. Engali
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I can guarantee you that this 'man" is no Christian.  Hell half the Christians have no idea what it really means to follow in the footsteps of Christ. If they did they sure as hell wouldn't be treating other people in the manner that they do.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 12:04 | 5180230 MayIMommaDogFac...
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+10

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 13:11 | 5180561 Civilizedworm
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well spoken

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 01:09 | 5183329 Andre
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"It is not that Christianity has been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult and left untried."

Mark Twain

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:41 | 5179771 Debugas
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and the gates of hell are in NYC ?

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:14 | 5179959 djsmps
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Eleventh Avenue and 45th Street

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:43 | 5179774 swmnguy
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I notice Biden didn't threaten to shut down the training facilities in Jordan, where US spooks and mercenaries have been organizing, training, funding and arming ISIS for the past few years.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:45 | 5179790 Dr. Engali
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Another mother fucking war mongering asshole who has no problem enriching himself and his crony bastards by sending the peasant's kids off to get slaughtered. WISE THE FUCK UP AMERICA! NONE OF THESE ASSHOLES are looking out for you! 

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:51 | 5179835 Jethro
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Well, with any luck, maybe Vlad will see to it that Hunter Biden will get Polonium poisoning in the Ukraine.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:11 | 5179948 SmallerGovNow2
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But Doc they promise they will bring ISIS to justice just like they did for the Benghazi attacks....  oh wait....

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:23 | 5180013 boattrash
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If you get too tired of hearing these bastards beating their woar drums, you might try some ear-candy.

I find it very soothing.

Black Sabbath, War Pigs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxgtk_3qwXw

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:24 | 5180016 smokintoad
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Anyone else think that all this attention given to the ISIS threat is just to fire up support for another effort to send troops into Syria after the failed attempt to topple Assad last year?

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:45 | 5179794 Amish Hacker
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No. not more boots on the ground. More drones in the air.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:46 | 5179797 MedTechEntrepreneur
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"Biden"  

Hahahahahahaha...ohhh my sides hurt!......Hahahahahaha....what a JOKE! 

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:45 | 5179798 Son of Captain Nemo
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Dandy!

The creators are going to Hell with the created!

That's all I needed to hear!!!

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:45 | 5179801 lester1
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Remember back in 2008 when Sarah Palin called him Joe O'Biden with her folksy accent.. Hilarious!

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:51 | 5180155 Azannoth
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jO´Biden - that is what happens when all you've got are 2 malfunctioning Synapses "upstairs"

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:46 | 5179804 Jethro
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OK, who loosened thet buckles on this idiot's straight jacket, and put him in front of a podium?

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:00 | 5179896 boattrash
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Yep. You ever notice that all of Joe's prepared speeches are so ridiculous, that even Barry won't recite them.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:47 | 5179809 nakki
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"I will follow Osama Bin Laden to the gates of hell and I will shoot him with your products." John McCain. Joe Biden needs to find a new speech writer. Copy and paste is much cheaper or maybe algos have taken over everything.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:48 | 5179813 gmak
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Hey Biden:  Please don't forget to pull the gate shut behind you.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 14:12 | 5180840 mt paul
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toll gates ..   ?

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:52 | 5179819 roadhazard
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Another Amtrak neo-con.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:50 | 5179822 LawsofPhysics
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Zionist fuck.  Now he is showing his true self.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:25 | 5180028 Thisson
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WTF does "Zionist" have to do with it?  Do you just stick that label in front of anything you don't like (which must be a pretty long list).

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 12:08 | 5180247 MayIMommaDogFac...
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The "zionist" comment does seem off topic, but consider Joe Biden in his own words:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0ZIJdN05QE

 

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 12:28 | 5180349 Doctor Faustus
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I'm pretty sure even the Zionists don't want anything to do with "Uncle Joe." Even they recognize what a fuck up he is.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 14:14 | 5180861 nofluer
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Ummm... calling Chicken Joe "Uncle Joe" is not appropriate. In my mind, "Uncle Joe" was Joseph Stalin, one of the nastiest most murderous MoFo's in history. Biden's just an idiotic worthless POS.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:49 | 5179825 Batman11
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When I say "we", I can assure you i have no intention of doing any fighting what so ever.

 

 

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:51 | 5179829 TabakLover
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1984.....   is now.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:52 | 5179836 kchrisc
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What a pol and "pole."

An American, not US subject.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:51 | 5179837 Anarchy 99
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What a farce, by putting this moron on stage "they" are just making sure no one dares to whack the potus.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:52 | 5179844 stant
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Go get em shot gun joe

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:54 | 5179860 GooseShtepping Moron
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Well, at least now we have a strategy...

Incidentally, when Obama made his infamous "we don't have a strategy for ISIS" remark, I was reminded of the time way back in 2008 when Biden said, "They're going to test him, and they're going to find out that this guy's got steel in his spine [speaking of Obama]." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ggujn2BfSQ

From "steel in his spine" to "we don't have a strategy" in 6 years. It would make a good juxtaposition for Republican campaign commercials in the upcoming election, if any Repubs are still interested in winning.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 10:55 | 5179867 petaloka
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Doesn't he mean FROM the gates of hell?

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