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1980? Bill Clinton signed what in 1980???
GW Bush signed the bill into law two weeks after 9/11. think about that
Any one eating at THAT McDonalds would deserve the orange pubic hairs in their teeth.
I still get my pubics the old fashion way.
Oh, if only that last picture could be true; and Obamac had his correct role to play in national life.
You're setting the bar a bit high for him there...
Fast Food
Big Mac, small mac, burger and fries
Sheve 'em in boxes all the same size
Easy on the mustard, heavy on the sauce
Double for the fat boy eats like a horse
Fry them patties and send 'em right through
Microwave oven going to fry me too
Can't lose my job by getting in a rage
Got to get my hands on that minimum wage
Shove it in their faces, give 'em what they want
Got to make it fast, it's a fast food restaurant
Shakes' full of plastic, meat's full of worms
Everything's zapped so you won't get germs
Water down the ketchup, easier to pour on
Pictures on the register in case you're a moron
Keep your uniform clean, don't talk back
Blood down your shit going to get you the sack
Sugar, grease, fats and starches
Fine to dine at the golden arches
Baby thrown up, booth number 9
Wash it down, hose it down, happens all the time
Cigarettes in the coffee, contact lens in the tea
I'd rather feed pigs than humanity
Fucking beautiful, man............fucking beautiful.
+1984
Actually...flippin´burgers is soon no more. Haven´t you seen the new hamburger machine. Fully automated. ZH had a link to it a couple of weeks ago. Just press a number of buttons and ye shall recieve a burger per your specs done to your liking. One machine...less ten employees. Obama and the Dems may have to rethink their paradigm. More SNAP`s for starters.
Is there a maching to clean the inside of that machine?
Cleaned and restocked but one employee. Not ten niggahs. Just one. Get it ?
Sung to "The Message" by Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five?
+100 on Richard Thompson