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The Market Reacts To Mark Zandi's "I Don't Believe It" Jobs Data

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While Mark Zandi may not "believe the data,"

 

 

It appears the market does (for now). The dismal jobs data sparked a kneejerk bond rally, sending yields plunging from the week's highs, and stocks and gold jumped higher (we assume on hopes that bad news is great news for assets as Yellen will have an excuse to be more dovish). The initial moves are fading (as always) but stocks are still pushing higher.

 

 

We leave it to this gentleman to explain...

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 

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Fri, 09/05/2014 - 08:49 | 5183834 So Close
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So fucking broken....

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 08:52 | 5183854 mayhem_korner
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Which?  Zandi or the "markets"?

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 08:54 | 5183869 ShrNfr
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Yes.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:30 | 5184099 max2205
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Not many believe this BS for 6 years....they just go with the flow....that's how you make fucking money folks

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 10:06 | 5184260 onewayticket2
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Mark, will you "believe it" when next month's number is bolstered by 80k job taken OUT of this month's report??  RIGHT before the elections....

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 10:14 | 5184296 Keyser
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I guess the Birth/Death model adjustments didn't save the BLS from themselves this month... 

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 08:55 | 5183881 wallstreetapost...
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If you don't like the real number just ignore it.  If you really like the number buy the dip.  Fuck just buy the dip apparently will NEVER END.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 08:59 | 5183907 Market Rage
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Right now there's not enough follow-through selling to stop the BTD strategy, but the dynamics have changed and at least there are sellers out there.  Once the BTDs get crushed a few times we'll be in business.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:03 | 5183928 SoilMyselfRotten
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Wonder if he'd have believed it if it were 500,000???

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:05 | 5183932 saints51
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I like to dream also. As long as the Fed has skin in the game, this party can go on for a very long time. You have to think in cosmic terms like solar flare for a reset.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:08 | 5183958 negative rates
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Not really, a good timex and a map will do just fine if ur on a budget.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:05 | 5183933 LawsofPhysics
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Unfortunately, there are far too many participants in the "official" market that are being forced to buy.  How's that 401k looking?

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:11 | 5183987 venturen
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The ECB annouced they are printing a trillion more....are you kidding? 

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:29 | 5184095 eclectic syncretist
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Kick yellen in the balls and Dragass in whatever it is he has down there, the fat bastard.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 08:55 | 5183882 fockewulf190
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Some douschebag from the Labor Dept. is going to say142K is positive and "we´re heading in the right direction!".  Just wait and laugh.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 10:52 | 5184489 spekulatn
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I blame it on the sun. Too much damn sun in August. Need more snow. Wait.....never mind.

:)

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 08:57 | 5183890 NOTW777
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by now the dumbest person in america should see - bad job #s and the market goes up

is it not rigged and fed controlled main street?

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:04 | 5183934 Grande Tetons
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We will have to wait for what Biden says about this. 

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 08:58 | 5183895 lester1
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Didnt Peter Schiff predict this would happen ?? Why does anyone still doubt his predictions ???

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:05 | 5183937 SoilMyselfRotten
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Because he's been wrong as much as he's been right. Not saying its his fault but thats what happens when prognosticating in a fixed market.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:06 | 5183944 Bossman1967
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wtf is going on when the markets go sky high on bad news? someone please explain when we entered the twilight zone.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:11 | 5183980 negative rates
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It was the early sixties when the politicians were zombofied and the citizens slept, much like the parents of the day.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:01 | 5184558 Peak Finance
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IS this a serious question? I am guessing YES because you are new.

 

It's really very simple, markets go UP on bad news becasue the market players expect positive FED intevention (more QE, Mini-Buying, etc) after bad news to keep it up. 

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:09 | 5183976 venturen
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I use to have faith in markets before cronyism took over. There were ups and down, but it muddled along. Now it is dierctly rewarding the bad guys over and over with no punishment for them. I want the system broken up! Today!

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:11 | 5183996 negative rates
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Request denighed, but it's still on Santas list, so don't loose hope.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:16 | 5184021 Lewshine
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I posted a month ago, that Aug and Sept would bring dismal job numbers - WHY? The Fed provides itself cover to remain in the markets.

Geeez, they've been doing this for almost 6 years. The Jim Cramer's of the world have to put on their shocked face...But Zerohedge rebels not understanding?? You guys are proving to be just a bunch of average American sheep.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 10:05 | 5184246 Doug
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Lewshine, you are correct.  Of course; the whole show is being orchestrated.  The numbers are whatever they need them to be.  A complete fraud.  Someday the show will end and that's going to be a very bad day.  I don't care whether anyone agrees with me or not, btw... I'm in no hurry to be proven right. 

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 08:50 | 5183851 Dr. Engali
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Zandi is a fucking administration mouthpiece tool. 

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:07 | 5183935 philipat
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And looking for a cute Gubmin position (Treasury?), via the revolving door, in the next Dem administration.. God forbid on all fronts..What a total fucking PTB ass-licker??

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:06 | 5183943 ebworthen
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Zandi For The MF Win!

He's employed, so everyone else must be...right?

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:12 | 5184000 negative rates
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All kinds of tools for all kinds of fools.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:23 | 5184065 fattail
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Saw zandi speak earlier this year.  His theory was the housing market was going to lead us out of the below average growth mode.  A lot of pent up household demand and new households were going to be formed to lead to more houses being built more employment.

Noticeably absent from his speech..... Any mention of QE or budget deficit or social security or anything else that would rain on his parade.

He is a tool.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 08:52 | 5183862 himaroid
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Sounds like that fokker wants to join us at ZH.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 08:53 | 5183863 blabam
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Mark Zandi can go fuck himself.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 08:53 | 5183865 digitlman
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^^^^

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 08:58 | 5183900 AdvancingTime
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Your comment merits a thousand up votes!

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:33 | 5184105 eclectic syncretist
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he's obviously on the Fed owners payroll, getting a trickle-down.  Asshole. 

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 08:52 | 5183864 madbraz
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I guess we are even then, because I've never believed one word that comes out of that schmuck's mouth, not to mention the rigged ADP report he fudges.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 08:54 | 5183866 Smegley Wanxalot
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So ... about that 4% GDP growth in the later half of the year ... we'll get there, just gonna take a bit more fuzzy math.  Maybe adding in the discounted future value of EBT payments ... if inflation is running negative then the discounted value is actually higher than the payments, right?  Yeah!!!

Oh yeah, and on the radio just now the guy said the number can't be true because "you can just feel how vibrant the economy is."  Yup, you can feel something, alright.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:33 | 5184110 eclectic syncretist
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What about all the stock companies have bought back?  When the insanity corrects companies are going to rue the days they bought this overpriced illusion.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 08:54 | 5183875 mayhem_korner
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Zandi attached the wrong version of the fudged data excel file to .gov.  He meant to attach the one that had a 342K print. 

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 08:55 | 5183876 sheikurbootie
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The fucking media needs to stop talking about un-funny Joan Rivers.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 08:57 | 5183889 Dr. Engali
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She's our distraction dejour. 

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:00 | 5183913 SheepDog-One
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All the media cares about now is grade school playground gossip...I suppose we get the media and gubment we deserve.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 08:56 | 5183886 El Hosel
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"Markets"...  Whatever

 

           Fairy dust.... Bitchez

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 08:57 | 5183893 SheepDog-One
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Get to work, Mr. Yellen!

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 08:57 | 5183897 LawsofPhysics
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Quite frankly, nobody believes it.  Data on real markets is no longer being published.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:02 | 5183902 jubber
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Can't we just simply sell off for once on a shite figure?

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 08:59 | 5183906 AdvancingTime
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The term "the new normal" has not been used much as of late, but going forward it may be about to return. Many investors and the public at large may be about to realize that central banks can only do so much through printing money and lowering interest rates. Both these actions carry with them some very strong and nasty side effects.

Markets have become very distorted as money has flowed into risky assets in search of higher yields. It could be we are about to see the markets morph into a "realizing market", one that grinds slowly downward. Another possibility is that at some point the wisdom of buying every pullback changes and the market simply drops like a stone. More on what the future might hold in the article below.

http://brucewilds.blogspot.com/2013/06/realistic-expectations-for-econom...

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:03 | 5183927 LawsofPhysics
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"wisdom of buying every pullback changes and the market simply drops like a stone."  ---  Bullshit.  Especially if the ony players left in the "official" market are being forced to buy.  How's that 401k looking?

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:07 | 5183956 venturen
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It isn't the "NEW NORMAL"....it is the "NEW FUCKED UP". Where the corrupt bankers(and bought governments) who broke the system are rewarded repeatedly for continuing to the break financial sanity! 

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:11 | 5183982 Bossman1967
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the fed can only do so much? they can buy untill the cows come home. sell the fake gold and silver paper and put it in the market is as easy as 123 that way us peeps that believe in safety get fucked and Wall Street is happy.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:06 | 5183940 venturen
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You can have zero employment as long as Goldman subsidiaries like the ECB & JCB & FED & BOE keep printing a $1 Trillion every couple of month. Heck Tesla has a sales decrease of 1% for the year and stock increase of 100%. Everything makes sense with a giant money printer...well until you are Venezuela or Zimbabwe! The revenge against bankers is going to be vicious....like you read about in the 30's!!!!

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:09 | 5183972 ebworthen
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"The revenge against bankers is going to be vicious...."

Let us hope so.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:07 | 5183951 Raoul_Luke
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If you like your unemployment, you can keep your unemployment...

Sun, 09/07/2014 - 09:36 | 5190223 keninla
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actually you can keep your unemployment even if you don't like it.

 

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:07 | 5183957 constitutional ...
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Gotta love when an eco guru throws out negative prints because he doesn't believe the numbers but is so quick to chime in when they reflect his personal views.

Mark Zandi in Jan 2014: “It just doesn’t make any sense, so I’m just not paying any attention to it at all,”

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/moodys-economist-to-chuck-todd-i-just-dont-be...

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:09 | 5183966 Its Only Rock N Roll
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this isn't your father's "growth" cycle

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:19 | 5184050 disabledvet
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Meh. "Both markets are bidding up pay to play." At some point the scandals will blow wide open here...

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:15 | 5184020 Cheyenne
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Total labor force participation rate: 62.83%

A. # people added to working age population since a year ago (Aug. '13): 2.270 MM

B. # people added to labor force since a year ago (Aug. '13): 0.524 MM

Marginal labor force participation rate (B/A): 23.1% [the 2nd highest print in 2014]

We haven't seen a marginal LFPR print at or above the total LFPR since October 2008. In the same time frame, the Fed has quadrupled the monetary base, mostly through its cash-for-trash program.

And yet instead of using straightforward terms like "depression" and "biggest theft ever," the media speaks of "the recovery" and "quantitative easing." Orwell was a piker compared with the criminals running our system.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:16 | 5184022 1stepcloser
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The hole is bigger than the pile of dirt to fill it...

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:21 | 5184058 yogibear
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 Can't believe  Moody's keeps Zandi, unless he's really funded by the obama admin. He's worse than Larry Summers.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:24 | 5184064 Dazman
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I was long the s&p futures and already in the red before the release. Then I saw the release and though oh my fuck. I look back and my trade is in the green. Makes absolutely NO SENSE to me, but I'm glad it happened. Fortunately I closed the position in the green. I like to refer to the markets today as the inverted stock market. Everything is upside down.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:27 | 5184078 himaroid
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I would get out while the getting is good. No POMO today. Ali Baba IPO next week for $20 billion. Lot's of supply.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:25 | 5184073 q99x2
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Vote No on the election unless there is a referendum to put Yellen in cuffs.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:36 | 5184121 SidKhadak
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Indian Students Sustaining US Economy Since 90s As a consequence of such Porno Economics gullible Indian families in order to finance their childrens American Dream ended up having their entire life savings directly into the pockets of Uncle Sam.

What this means is that India has been sustaining the US economy not since just a few years asBrookings report showed but since even before the 90s. Same as India financed and created Modern Britain through the Industrial Revolution when the East India Company had gone bankrupt. Many of the great American and European fortunes were built on the Opium grown on Indian soil destroying agriculture and leading to 400 years of Indian Holocaust that was used to drug entire Chinese generations into subjugation. It were these Opium smuggler families that laid the foundations of Western Education System.

And now when the American Empire is waiting for it’s death nail, novel bollywood style concepts are introduced into India in the form of Skill India, Jan Dhan Yojna etc through Foreign Direct Investment in India.

What nobody seems to question is how when the West is resorting to colonial tactics invading Syria, Ukraine, Iraq to salvage what is left of it’s bankrupt economies, how on earth could the same bankrupt US EU countries would reform and Shine India through FDI ?

Excerpts from a GreatGameIndia report titled Indians Still Dreaming The American Dream ?

 

Indian Students Sustaining US Economy Since 90s
Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:50 | 5184173 huggy_in_london
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He's right... bad news cannot be good news in perpetuity

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:54 | 5184184 overmedicatedun...
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zandi is being eaten alive by IBD the guy looks like a chronic b12 def, diarrhea 12 times a day type. bet he wears depends..shit for brains is apt for this screwed up progressive skunk.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:57 | 5184197 Rouge Trader
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Overbloated pieces of crap like TSLA GPRO in this market and pumpers like Cramer. This will not look pretty when it all comes down. 

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:57 | 5184200 brown_hornet
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If you like your jobs number, you can keep your jobs number.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 09:57 | 5184202 scubapro
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those who think the US will re-QE on bad news are mistaken.  a)the fed has to stop buying tsy and mbs b/c they own toomuch of the mkt--they are trying to make reverse repo be able to take its place but not enought banks can participate b/c of lack of tsy/mbs!   b) its is ecb's turn at bat  with draghi's talking.   his speech had a 1 day half life...if he actually acted on what the front runners have bought into, sellers would sell and rate would CLIMB not too dissimalar to how mkts react to Fed QE--also note japan has been at bat for a while and has left--- yen/$ at 105 but spx not at 2500.   c)  its time to rinse and repeat, mainstreet has been trained to buy the dips--so they wont sell into the first 10% decline while others sell to them.

if euro rates are so low and a depreciating currency--one would think the capital would be pouring into US tsys, stronger dollar and getting 2x the yeild.    steep decline might have been a 'clear the decks' so that euro banks could pick em up on a 3% discount before the 10yr goes to 1.5%

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 10:29 | 5184353 Elliptico
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Oddly enough, Zandi had this to say about Moody's MBS ratings: "I believe it."

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 10:45 | 5184445 Loanman26
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Zandi is an Obama cheerleader. Like most commentators on CNBC, he has a problem telling the truth.

 

 

 

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:08 | 5184602 kw2012
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Zandi COULD be correct if the Government wants to SHIFT 60,000 workers in to the employment report right before the elections JUST LIKE THE LAST TIME giving us a 260,000 print next month.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 11:08 | 5184603 kw2012
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Zandi COULD be correct if the Government wants to SHIFT 60,000 workers in to the employment report right before the elections JUST LIKE THE LAST TIME giving us a 260,000 print next month.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 13:29 | 5185402 bilejones
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And an accelerating recovery.

Fri, 09/05/2014 - 14:39 | 5185706 ToNYC
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I love the smell of lining up Pledging Allegiance to the United States of Denial.

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