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Wed, 09/10/2014 - 10:51 | 5201803 messystateofaffairs
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I am tired of everybody taking shots at Barry. He knows he is a homosexual, self centered, shallow, ineffectual Zionist poodle sent to sign executive orders, read teleprompters and be a first black poodledent.

If I had his character and was in his shoes I would go spearfishing (I hate golf), fly around in US1, hang out with celebs and important people and revel in the brown nosing of sycophants. What's the big deal, the man is just being himself, cut him some slack, he made a deal with the NWO people and he's seeing it through and trying to enjoy himself along the way. Besides the "American People" (whoever that is) voted for him twice while munching chips and watching teevee, so it must be ok.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 18:18 | 5199512 dot_bust
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Very nice work, William. :)

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 21:42 | 5200322 SILVERGEDDON
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If dat azz is on full auto, O'bomber better have his Class 3 NFA licensing. 

Knob Creek full auto shoot - aptly named, in this case.  

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:33 | 5199152 Quantum Nucleonics
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Seriously, because the president made a gaff, and for a change was honest in saying he doesn't have a strategy, we get subjected to a prime time address.  Why are we being subjected to such punishment?  It's like your wife deciding she does look fat in that dress, without ever asking your opinion, then still punishing you for it.

When will we be having the prime time address on the war smouldering on the edge of Europe?  Ebola?  Using the IRS has a political weapon?  Exploding national debt?  Skyrocketing health care costs from Obamacare?

One wonders if the President looks bad enough tonight, might Vlad make a try for Paris, ISIS make a play for Riyadh, and China for Taipei?  If I'm a "red state" democrat senator up for election in November, I'd have a bottle of my favorite 80 proof booze at the ready.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:27 | 5199121 45North1
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I Swing, I Slice.    Now that conjurs two images to mind.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 14:42 | 5198599 83_vf_1100_c
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That was a harsh and shocking visual, kind of blindsided me. I'm sensitive ya know. /s  Searching for the bleach now.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 10:49 | 5197438 Mi Naem
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Ooooohhhh, so THAT's what they mean by a hole-in-one. 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 09:43 | 5197167 russwinter
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Zionist Intelligence Goons Released the Beheading Videos

http://winteractionables.com/?p=14400

 

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 21:02 | 5195995 blindman
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it takes the ancient wisdom
of the east and the dedication
of the south and south east
to portray, with such candor
and stark all naked certainty,
the full ninja force of golf ball
alimentary expulsion weaponization.
theater as it was,
judgement suspended for the
sake of the show.
have you heard of the chinese nationals
fighting with isis? what?
.
soon, isis will have their own
ass golf ball weapons and then
all hell will break lose,
but that is not what i fear
not that i am looking for any of it.
.
Wahhabi, google that and the golden gimmick
become the petrodollar.

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 21:00 | 5195989 UP4Liberty
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+1 JILLION

THE BEST BANZAI7 EVER!

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 20:48 | 5195940 TheGreatRecovery
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Last time a Certain Somebody saves a risque photo of himself on the cloud, I bet.

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 20:43 | 5195926 nmewn
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Guess which "Nobel Prize winning economist" is siding with royalty against the Scots...

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/08/opinion/paul-krugman-scots-what-the-heck.html?_r=0

...you were expecting a freedom loving Hayek-type? ;-)

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 10:43 | 5197395 kaiserhoff
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Let me adjust my shocked face.

Can't allow any form of freedom, can we?

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 19:33 | 5199787 nmewn
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I'm sure Parasitical Paulie only has the Scots best interests at heart ;-)

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 19:59 | 5195771 TheGreatRecovery
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Ping pong balls.

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 19:05 | 5195611 WTFUD
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FuckYouSheila's Crabs Glow in the Dark.

Like most of you i was confused; couldn't relate to this life; AND THEN I FOUND FORTUNE COOKIES.

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 19:04 | 5195609 LawyerScum
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Once Barry is done being the "Prez" he has a bright future as an opening act for the Donkey Show down in Tijuana.

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 19:01 | 5195603 ebear
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Eeeewwww!!!

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 17:37 | 5195299 the grateful un...
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the secret ISIS strategy is a Sunni Muslim state. after decades of trying to roll back the theocracies in the ME, they want to create a sanctuary for fundamental Muslims, which is the Israeli solution, though i am told the most radical jews the in the world live in NY city.

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 17:22 | 5195230 teslaberry
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say what you want about obama, but any man who can shoot 3 golfballs out of his ass while doing a one footed ground pushup and balancing a golf putter in one hand , is in EXCELLLENT SHAPE.  could you pull that off banzai? haters be h8ing. obama might not be the 1990's caliber tiger woods, but the man can play golf. naked. out of his ass.
Mon, 09/08/2014 - 17:03 | 5195162 IronForge
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He's not that muscular.

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 16:39 | 5195057 metastar
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Dreams of mein Vaterland

 

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 16:32 | 5195012 Schaublin
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 Adolf Hitler reincarnated as a mulatto puppet of Jewish bankers. Sometimes, I just have to smile at the bizarre world model some people have created fot themselves.

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 16:02 | 5194897 mendolover
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Hey WB, if I were you I wouldn't be getting any throat procedures for a while!

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 15:40 | 5194787 ptoemmes
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I thought I saw his putter, but it's just his right foot.

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 15:10 | 5194652 the grateful un...
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that white sphere closest to the presidential butthole looks a lot like a very nasty hemroid, maybe even an anal extrusion. not uncommon among weightlifters. man wasn't made to stand up, and gravity suggests that the lower intestine try and find the path of least resistance downward. then you get a wad stuck in there, and you have to push, well things go from bad to worse. (pregnant women also get those things, what with all the extra water, and the weight of the baby). however if you practise standing on your head you can set things right, i think potus should try that.

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 14:22 | 5194435 Beowulf55
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OK, where did that wussie get the muscles?  Must be photoshoped...........

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 14:07 | 5194341 sodbuster
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If I view this stuff, am I on the NSA terrorist list???

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 13:57 | 5194280 madmax1965
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That is some funny stuff!  Thanks!

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 13:40 | 5194194 Son of Captain Nemo
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I can't stop laughing at this!

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 13:34 | 5194167 Canadian Dirtlump
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Great work as always. So my postulate that the air strikes will be limited to preserving the sanctity and kurdistan and to stop dams from getting blown up seem to be holding.

 

 

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 13:13 | 5194060 ebworthen
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"Entitleist" ball cap, lol.

Yeah, Droner in Chief has quite the "handicap".

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 13:00 | 5194013 Metalredneck
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The Mitzi Dupree of the political world.

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 12:58 | 5194006 WillyGroper
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OMG LOL

Thanks for the F & B warning. 

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 12:58 | 5194001 williambanzai7
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Wed, 09/10/2014 - 12:08 | 5202130 Thom_333
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May I recommend som collective soul searching for the U.S. citizens...? Electing Obama - not only once but twice to the nominally highest office in the Republic just has to be the ultimate whopper of stupidity.

This will go down in history as the biggest Nigeria letter scam ever. A candidate who is known previously under three different names , has sealed records , and seems to be a mystery to contemporary students at Harvard an elsewhere with strange assertions on the funding of his studies floating around  complete with an autobiography very much in question if not written by a leftist prone or at least supportive to political violence  - and I won´t even go into the probably forged birth records ...it´s too painful to go on.

Why did you fall for this scam? Do you normally just believe  Prince Ububu´s e-mailed promises will come thru if you just send him 50,000 USD? To the casual observer it seems like the electorate hasn´t reached terminal escape velocity but terminal retard.

Do I have to mention the Bushes and Clinton and...however the ultimate prize just have to be the Nigeria e-mail scam you bought into.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 12:19 | 5197881 moroots
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Careful William, lest statist propaganda regurgitators accuse you of violating their sacred "Godwin's Law."

Because, y'know, that could never happen here.

http://www.amazon.com/They-Thought-Were-Free-Germans/dp/0226511928/ref=s...

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 12:23 | 5197897 williambanzai7
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A very interesting book. You can obtain it online.

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 15:29 | 5194741 the grateful un...
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Hitler was a vegetarian. The Reich was part of a return to moral values (the 20's, caberets and decadent art were all symbols of decay). He wanted to restore the glory of the German empire, not create a NWO. Fascism was sold as a universal solution, but the heart of it was German values, and it still is, as Merkel sometimes says, the Germans are savers and loaning money to unproductive nations in the latin EU zone does not always square with the German national character. Obama's loyalty to American values is pretty thin, if Hitler did come back as someone they would probably look like a member of the Tea Party. Right now Americans dont want old values, they want gay marriage, free pot, and cable TV. By the time the new Hitler put all of them in camps there would be nobody left.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:48 | 5199207 Quantum Nucleonics
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Eh, "moral values"?, Hitler probably had a urolagnia fetish (liked getting peed and pooped on), he may have been at least bisexual (several key early henchmen were openly gay), and a majority of his known lovers at least attempted suicide.  Larry Craig to bathroom stall #1....

 

 

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 20:25 | 5195859 TheGreatRecovery
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The Nazi Party was bankrolled by German industrialists and landlords ("barons").  Yes, Germans wanted to recreate the Roman Empire, but German industrialists and landlords mostly wanted to maximize profits.  If that meant stealing other people's land, enslaving other people to get cheap labor, and killing off competing business owners in order to take control of their assets and at the same time decrease competition, then it all helped maximize profits.

The Conquistadors did the same thing in the Americas.

Nasty.  "No man can serve two masters. No man can serve both God and Mammon".

I always wonder "which" Tea Party people are talking about.  Ron Paul remains one of the few Americans speaking regularly in public against imperialism.  I would say that the Nazi Party was imperialist, and Ron Paul is anti-imperialist.  I think Ron Paul is also opposes the militarization of the police.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 11:49 | 5197719 the grateful un...
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If that meant stealing other people's land, enslaving other people to get cheap labor, and killing off competing business owners in order to take control of their assets and at the same time decrease competition, then it all helped maximize profits.

and Bill Gates did the same thing at microsoft. they call it business. i make the comparison that Hitler had a back to moral values philosophy. (reactionary) and so does the Tea Party, the Austrian economists, and most of the GOP. Obama is a progressive, its apples and oranges. most of what happened after the US entered the war is redacted (or Drunk history) by the time of the DDAY invasion it was the battle between good and evil, the war was thorougly propagandized for the consumption of the american people (who did not want it) the fascist economic model lives on of course, because it was prescient in the first instance. Hitler defined Obama, but the two of them aren't anything alike, Obama is now a progressive expanding the fascist business model (progressives never have their own philosophy they just press whatever comes to hand) as it exists since W2. the Germans won the f**king war, they run the EU and Europe and they are the only ones who can talk to Putin. the Americans get to pretend they won the war. this is what makes the Russians so nervous, the fascist brotherhood though Hitler and Obama are really nothing alike. Obama is a vehicle for the movement

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:24 | 5199325 TheGreatRecovery
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I think the only way Hitler and Obama are alike are that they both do, or did, what protected and increased the profits of the powerful businessmen supporting them.  I notice the fasces every time I check C-Span to see what is going on in the U.S.A. House of Representatives.  I would agree that fascism is simply an organizational model, and that lots of dominant power groups historically used or today use fascism.

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 19:05 | 5195613 ebear
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"Hitler was a vegetarian."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnU0JE1GpsM

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 11:45 | 5201997 kaiserhoff
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I knew there was something I didn't like about him.

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 14:57 | 5194606 hot sauce technician
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William, why do you always turn Obammer into Hitler? The Fuhrer was a unique historical phenomenon. No one can duplicate his particular type of evil. O is just a low class bum. Let's be somewhat fair.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 20:37 | 5196366 williambanzai7
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What's fairness got to do with it? From what I see in the news, not much.

Addendum: the people we need to worry about are not the ones who trumpet the obvious comparisons to fascism and Adolf Hitler.

Be careful not to stare at the finger pointing to the moon.

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 20:45 | 5195933 TheGreatRecovery
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Can we picture Obama as Hernando Cortes or Francisco Pizarro?  They were as colorful as Hitler.  Conquistador in Chief.

Mon, 09/08/2014 - 14:18 | 5194414 sleigher
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Can a person be born again?  All points of time and space are connected.

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