11 Ways You Know You Live In A Country Run By Idiots

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Originally posted by Dr. Eowyn at Fellowship of The Minds blog,

1. If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for being in the country illegally, you live in a country run by idiots.

2. If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion, you live in a country run by idiots.

3. If you have to show identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor or check out a library book, but not to vote on who runs the government, you live in a country run by idiots.

4. If the government wants to ban stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines with more than ten rounds, but gives 20 F-16 fighter jets to the crazy leaders in Egypt, you live in a country run by idiots.

5. If, in the largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not a 24-ounce soda because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat, you live in a country run by idiots.

6. If an 80-year-old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a woman in a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched, you live in a country run by idiots.

7. If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more, you live in a country run by idiots.

8. If a seven year old boy can be thrown out of grade school for saying his teacher’s “cute,” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable, you live in a country run by idiots.

9. If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government intrusion, while not working is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid, subsidized housing and free cell phones, you live in a country run by idiots.

10. If the government’s plan for getting people back to work is to incentivize NOT working, with 99 weeks of unemployment checks and no requirement to prove they applied but can’t find work, you live in a country run by idiots.

11. If being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you more “safe” according to the government, you live in a country run by idiots.

H/t FOTM’s japoa and josephbc69

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Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:01 | 5198693 666
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It seems I live in a country run by idiots.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:03 | 5198717 Dr Strangemember
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Which makes me an idiot for living here.  Wait! Whaaaa?????

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:10 | 5198757 Headbanger
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Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:30 | 5198845 Truthseeker2
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Run by idiots, except that ... ... ...

some of those idiots are responsible for --->

9-11 False Flag Terrorist Operation:
Crime Of The Millennium

9/11 US Government Criminal Conspiracy: THERE IS NO DEBATE

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:32 | 5198858 SMG
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Title should be:

11 Ways You Know You Live In A Country Run By Idiots that were put there to ruin everything by Bankster Oligarchs.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:35 | 5198878 0b1knob
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Americans elected and re-elected Choomboy.   So who are really the idiots running (or ruinning?) this country.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:37 | 5198881 Anusocracy
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Of the idiots, by the idiots, for the idiots.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:57 | 5198968 wallstreetapost...
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Were these 11 points rhetorical...  Everyone already knows this country is run by complete blithering idiots....  its a cocophony of advocacy for mediocrity.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:59 | 5198984 GeorgeWKush
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I think the author could have picked so many better comparisons to prove his point. Like on number 6 it seems he actually thinks muslims are treated favorably compared to others, what kind of neo-con FOX news tard thinks this is the case. And what kind of identification is he suggesting would suit a voter (who is rather irrelevant as he has no actual power), an iris scan, DNA sample or a chip in the arm installed at birth?

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:05 | 5199015 Mister Ponzi
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I wish they were just harmless idiots...

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:38 | 5199173 fuu
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Dr. Eowhine from Fellowship of the Idiot Blog, thanks for sharing your drivel with us!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:02 | 5199243 Truthseeker2
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One more pirece on these dangerous idiots:


WHO was killed in the 9/11 attack on the Pentagon, and WHY?

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:28 | 5199342 Keyser
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Americans elected and re-elected Choomboy.   So who are really the idiots running (or ruinning?) this country.



Tue, 09/09/2014 - 19:37 | 5199797 TeamDepends
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So what you are saying then, if we get the crux of your biscuit, is that it is not possible for 106% of registered voters to vote in a given district?

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 19:43 | 5199828 nmewn
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Crimea? ;-)

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 20:04 | 5199904 armageddon addahere
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Chicago? Texas? Florida?

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 21:14 | 5200220 nmewn
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It was a wind up anti-diversion squirrel, a small Ukrainian squirrel to head off the rabid 911 squirrel that was about to grab an ebola infected acorn and haul it back to the nest.

It was, a humanitarian act on my part ;-)

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 22:01 | 5200398 TeamDepends
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Should have gone with the Chinese Solar Squirrel, friend.*
*Paid for by the Chinee Friends of Harry Reid PAC

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 23:02 | 5200599 Truthseeker2
Tue, 09/09/2014 - 23:24 | 5200618 BLOTTO
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All kidding aside, the world is run by very smart 'people' - evil - but smart. They recruit not losers, but rather, bright talented people.


It is the masses who are the idiots (brainwashed) to not see the illusion that 'they' have created for us.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 23:37 | 5200677 palmereldritch
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No. 12

If by the ISIS threat in the Middle East you ever thought it was not going to be a transparent cover so that Obama could attack Syria then you are an idiot for not realizing that your country is run by very scheming non-idiots who know you are an idiot for never seeing why ISIS only appeared when early false-flag chemical attacks failed to gain traction for an attack on Syria a year earlier...


That was probably a combo-buster...

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 00:08 | 5200719 Elvis the Pelvis
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Uncle Ronnie put it best.  Government isn't the solution.  Government is the problem.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 02:16 | 5200859 Victorio
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This country is not run by idiots, they are brilliantly evil. Huge difference in personal responsibility.


Wed, 09/10/2014 - 07:26 | 5201084 GetZeeGold
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And I will give children to be their princes, and babes shall rule over them.


Isaiah 3:4    

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 23:54 | 5205111 Elvis the Pelvis
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Compared to the rest of the world, America still rocks.  We're down but not out.  As soon as we start making other countries pay for their own defense, we'll be right as rain.  U-S-A.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 20:08 | 5199923 Raymond K Hessel
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The Electors chose the President.  

The votes in the Popular Election have the legally binding force of the votes in American Idol. 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 23:44 | 5200687 Funny Money
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Zappa upvote

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 19:47 | 5199843 NoPension
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I was chatting with my very nice but somewhat ....eh.... eh...er..... .gov employed neighbor. Yeah. That's being polite. Anyhow, I commented the country is full of idiots, run by idiots, idiots in school teaching idiot kids. Just my usual rant. She asked me " where is your proof of that?" I was dumbfounded. I responded, " the country elected Obama , twice " what more proof do you need? At which point she looked at me like I had a third eye. Obviously, I struck a nerve, and know who she voted for.
Oh, the Humanity!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 20:06 | 5199911 armageddon addahere
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Would you rather have President McCain? President Romney?

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 20:09 | 5199927 Raymond K Hessel
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McCain would have been a better choice than Romney and in spite of the criticisms he managed to stay alive for the full 8 years.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 22:54 | 5200582 petkovplamen
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If McCrazy was a president, USA will be involved in a war inside Iran right now and/or possibly a nuclrear stand off with Russia right now. Is that what you want?

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 02:55 | 5200882 Sirius Wonderblast
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Aren't you, near as dammit?

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 22:35 | 5200513 0b1knob
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Yes.  And yes,

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 09:08 | 5205789 toxic8
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Careful there NP... end up just like your moniker!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:58 | 5199246 Truthseeker2
Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:13 | 5199290 Rusty Shorts
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9/11 Survivor nuclear seismic and decontamination witness


Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:38 | 5199176 Bunghole
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You need a license to have a dog, drive a moped, catch a fish, shoot a squirell, but not to raise a child?


Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:37 | 5199367 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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...the things one reads reads here sometimes. Unbelievable.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 18:48 | 5199615 BringOnTheAsteroid
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You'll have to make a note to yourself that you cannot comment on people's children and their unalienable right to have as many of them as they damn well want. They get veeeerrrrryyyyyyy sensitive about it. You see, genesis said go forth and multiply but unfortunately forget to mention when to put on the brakes.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 20:13 | 5199938 GrandPaFred
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I believe the EBT card has a limit at one dozen kids - if she wants more she needs to find a new baby-maker...

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 23:18 | 5200636 ejmoosa
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You should not need a license for ANY of those things.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 08:31 | 5201188 Bunghole
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That was what I was trying to say.  It didn't come out right.

Sorry if I offended those playing the system for free shit, based on the spawn you spew.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:23 | 5199311 GeorgeWKush
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If you read the koran and the bible and compare you will find that the bible (foremostly the old testament) is more hostile towards other religions. Unfortunately both text can be rather self contradictory so when you treat muslims like trash for a couple of centuries some of them traces down the couple of verses instructing you to be hostile towards infidels and then they become just that.

The problem is that the author of this text seems more committed to making a treat out of muslims and other people which in general are rather harmless instead of focusing on the real trash bags such as those running FED. For example, why doesn't he cherry pick some ridiculously harsh sentences handed out to petty criminals and compare them to banker scum that have stolen billions or trillions and still goes free? Probably because the author is an idiot himself who fails to realize why things have gone wrong in the first place.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:36 | 5199363 Panem et Circus
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You're a moron.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:39 | 5199375 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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Religion is a disease to humanity.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 18:28 | 5199557 EINSILVERGUY

Sounds like you would fit right in  with the Zyklon B crowd

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 05:08 | 5200958 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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Zyklon B was invented and used by people who had the words "God With Us" engraved on their belts.


Wed, 09/10/2014 - 14:08 | 5202766 Kobe Beef
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Zyklon B was a pesticide designed and used to de-louse the internees' clothes, bedding, and personal effects. No human-- Jew, homo, gypsy, or commie was ever placed in a gas chamber. These are the facts, and even the curator of the Auschwitz Shoahoax Museum was forced to admit it. 

The Germans attempted to save the camp internees from typhoid fever, and somehow the Zionist propaganda machine has turned it into the "industrializedmurderofsixmillionjews".

Yes, they invented Zyklon B. Yes they used it on prisoners' effects. Yes they had "Gott mit uns" on their belt buckles. The rest is Bullshit Blood Libel. It's time to put this myth to rest.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 06:47 | 5205435 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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Holocaust denial should be made a punishable criminal offense in any jurisdiction.

Right-wing extremists such as yourself only provoke contempt and defiance in me.

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