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UPDATE: Yep - Samsung-esque big screen.. (stock tumbles to red)

 

It's thinner - phew!!

 

 

Battery time - exactly the same unless you get the gigantor version...

Here we go...

Icahn's been adding and everyone's excited about a bigger screen (like Samsung), an iWatch (like Motorola and Samsung), payments (like NFC on Samsung phones), Health (like Samsung), or whatever magic Tim Cook and his 'innovators' have in store. Apple's launch of iPhone 6 et al. will take place shortly...

 

Here is Bloomberg's excellent summary of what's expected...

IPHONE:
• AAPL set to introduce iPhone with 4.7-inch screen and second model with 5.5-inch display; some analysts are calling 5.5-inch model the iPhone ‘6L,’ others refer to iPhone Air
• Expect new iPhones to include 20nm A8 chip, NFC, improved front-facing camera, 128GB storage option for 5.5-inch model, focus on features such as HomeKit, HealthKit: RBC (outperform)
• 5.5-inch model may ship at a later date than the 4.7-inch, with shortages throughout the holidays: Barclays (overweight)
• Expect 5.5-inch iPhone ‘6L’ to compete w/ Samsung’s Galaxy Note; AAPL may also upgrade screen of 64GB versions to sapphire: Piper Jaffray (overweight)
• AAPL unlikely to use sapphire in 5.5-inch model and will probably use Corning’s Gorilla glass instead; may still use sapphire for iWatch: Rosenblatt
• New iPhones may be priced at $299 for 5.5-inch model w/ contract; $199 for 4.7-inch model w/ contract: RBC

SMARTWATCH:
• Smartwatch will be shown at Sept. 9 event; will come in two sizes, each featuring curved, organic light-emitting diode screen and NFC technology, WSJ reported
• IWatch may be shown at event, with focus on lifestyle, personal fitness; device may not ship until after Thanksgiving at earliest w/ possible price in $250-$300 range: Barclays
• 50% chance of iWatch at Sept. 9 event; if it isn’t introduced, will likely be announced at Oct./Nov. iPad event and be available during holiday qtr: Piper
• IWatch initial focus on health, fitness applications and tethered to other AAPL products; L-T, smartwatch will likely be offered as standalone device: BMO (outperform)
• May see N-T pressure on shares if iWatch not announced: BMO
• NOTE: Re/code reported AAPL said to discuss $400 pricing for wearable device

IPAD:
• AAPL likely to announce new iPad mini, 9.7-inch iPad at Sept. event “or shortly thereafter;” may include fingerprint ID sensors as AAPL positions for corporate market: Barclays
• NOTE: Aug. 27, Bloomberg reported AAPL said to prepare new 12.9-inch iPad for early next year

PAYMENTS:
• AAPL plans to turn next iPhone into a mobile wallet through partnership with major payment networks, banks, retailers, including Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Bloomberg reported
• Initial payments offering may be partnership to enable NFC use within Apple stores, retail partners; in medium-term, may be integrated with iBeacons to create full solution: Piper
• Push into payments may include technology that provides a “secure element” and may allow transactions to take place seamlessly between iOS devices: Barclays

 

Play Apple Bingo (via Cult of Mac)

 

Or CNET

 

Live feed (via Apple - for Mac users only) - click image for link to feed via Apple website

 

Live feed (via CNET)

 

The leaked images...

 

The suppliers... (via Ransquawk)

Carl Icahn told Bloomberg’s Trish Regan he has been adding to his Apple position.

Regan tweets interview with Icahn:

  • Sometimes you make money on pure simplicity. $AAPL trades at 10x earnings and it has an effective oligopoly
  • While everyone is worried about the new products today, I just look at the math. #s speak for themselves
  • I’ve been adding to my $AAPL position. Where else can you get a growth company at 10x earnings?
  • I’ve always been behind Tim Cook, though I did push him on the buyback. He’s a good manager.

Where's it going to go next? $100 is about right to start the presentation...

 

Historically, Apple stock has fallen an average of 1.2% on the day of its last six iPhone launch events, Piper Jaffray analyst Gene Munster said in a report Sunday.

 

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Tue, 09/09/2014 - 12:58 | 5198048 IronShield
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I ferget; buy or sell this 'news'?

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:00 | 5198066 wmbz
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CORRECT!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:13 | 5198133 InjectTheVenom
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wow ! !   a mobile payment system ... what could go wrong ? !   

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:25 | 5198185 Silky Johnson
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Anybody watching this shit!!!?? It's retard nation! We are fucking surrounded by peril and these motherfuckers are in a dream world making games about flowers! WTF?

Now some andromorph weird motherfucker is on showcasing his mom jeans. His top half is man and the bottom is woman, he's all pear shaped what is with these fucks? One too many soy milk lattes there Francis.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:26 | 5198195 Manthong
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Whazzat?

Wearable Personal Data Exposure and Compromise System?

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:31 | 5198225 john39
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new feature, "you can put your weed in there!"

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:36 | 5198249 Silky Johnson
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How do you say weed in Chinese? Oh wait ,I just heard the bitch say it while translating mom jeans' presentation. The new overlords are at the gates.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 14:05 | 5198368 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen. It's easy to see Icahn cast as an "APPLE FAN BOY". Not a stretch at all.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 14:14 | 5198421 pods
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Love the ladyboy on the autoplay Cnet feed.  This world cannot end soon enough.

pods

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:09 | 5199282 johngaltfla
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iShit.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:33 | 5198227 pods
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Now you will be able to see how your favorite starlet's pulse rises right before she climaxes.

pods

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:47 | 5198294 IridiumRebel
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The iphone Narcissism 9000 global digital currency will be easy to steal App. 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:35 | 5198243 Dr. Richard Head
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OT, but related to your soy mention.  I was taking a non-GMO soy protein supplement while working out (36 male) for a solid two years.  I even doubled up on the shit every morning in my shake.  I was getting strong and all, but turned into a jealous, moody mother fucker.  My waiste size was wasting away and I was getting leaner and leaner. I finally found out that it was cutting off my testosterone production, so I was essentially becomming a woman from a hormone perspective. 

Never going to do that shit again.  I guess I should have researched a bit more before going all-in.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 14:07 | 5198379 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen. Show us your tits! or GTFO.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 14:16 | 5198435 Zeptemberalevin
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the hype behind the new iPhone should be accompanied with the hype with the Kardashians. 

WHO GIVES A SHIT!!!

why bother give Tim Cook a chance to reveal the next "BIG" product when the US dollar is on the verge of collapse

a lot of sheep here in the US don't think the way we do, they're in the camp postulating that this economy "recovered" from the recent financial crisis, and that investing in Apple is like investing in America.  

i like to remind the sheep that this recovery has been a deception since it started back in 2008. this recovery provides a false narrative like 9/11's false flag. it is all for show. people just assume the MSM tells the truth whenever something happens. it is pathetic.

i am 26 years old. i live in Southern Cal

i have conversations with people here about this deception in the media, but nobody I talk to, other than a handful, are willing to accept the fact that the MSM would lie to us about things that have deeply impacted all of us, like 9/11, or Sandy Hook, or MH17.   

 

CNN's aggressive accusations such as "Full-Scale Invasion in Ukraine", "Russia Shot Down MH17" or "Putin is like Hitler" is walking a very fine line between losing all credibility and preserving just enough to stay in the business - demonizing Russia by condemning them for something they never did is like poking a stick in a sleepy lion's face.

CNN, like the entire MSM, provides the false narrative. the lies and deception from the media equal the lies from Washington. our nation has turned from a democractic and Capitalistic society to an imperialistic and fascist regime filled with technicrats and autocrats covertly plotting to strip away our liberties and our hard earned money through false narratives. PSYOPS

this deception will likely be one of many precedents leading to the end of the US dollar. but i worry a BIG false flag is coming here in the US and in London when it's all said and done. 

 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:00 | 5198068 Herd Redirectio...
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Sell!  Tim Cook is a logistics guy, and today confirms they are looking to Samsung for innovation.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 14:11 | 5198395 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen. I'm sure the big sneak Icahn is buying with one hand but he's formulated some complex derivative to "SHORT" the fuck out of it.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:01 | 5198076 General Decline
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If you don't place your personal info in "The Cloud" you will be considered a terrorist soon.  Watch for it...

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:04 | 5198090 Dr Strangemember
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Amazing how these sheeple have allowed Apple to become their religion.  Absolutely disgusting!  

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:14 | 5198112 Pool Shark
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You will smoke a turd in hell for your heresy!!!

"There is only one God and his prophet is Jobs..."

 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:11 | 5198131 OldPhart
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Meh.

I'll continue to use my $5 taliphone.  I use it to make phone calls and an occasional, poorly done, text.

I have no need for all those other features.  Nor any need for an outrageous monthly bill.

I cannot fathom the fascination people have over a fucking phone.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:36 | 5198248 ABG LINE
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YAWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 12:58 | 5198053 SilverRhino
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I already have a fucking wallet, and I'm not a big fan of placing my purchasing information at Apple's or the NSA's fingertips.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:02 | 5198074 Herd Redirectio...
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Well, for people like you, there is the new and improved built-in camera!  No, it can't be shut off, yes it can be remotely activated.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:03 | 5198088 Pool Shark
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Not to worry, there's an app for having your iWallet pilferred; it's called:

iLost it...

 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:05 | 5198097 Skateboarder
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It can and will be shut off, if you're in front of the popo. Other times? Tough luck sucka.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:52 | 5198315 withglee
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Any camera can be turned off. It's called scotch tape.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:05 | 5198098 Dr Strangemember
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Exactly, APPLE can go fuck themselves if they think I'm storing anything personal in their IKlowd!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:09 | 5198110 Rakshas
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.....what could possibly go wrong.... /s

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:14 | 5198136 rejected
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But it's secure and easy they say! Gee, Just ask Target, Home Depot, and countless others. 

Can't count the times I've stood in line with cash waiting and waiting and waiting for some idiot to pay with his IJunkie.  Every couple years they spend hundreds to buy a new and improved IJunkie so they can check out electronically, while cash is distributed by the gov at no cost. I know it costs tax dollars to print and distribute the stuff but at the same time it cost mucho dinero to purchase servers and the army of geeks to program/maintain a cashless system. And soon,once they've hooked enought suckers, they will start charging for it just like the ATM and the other used to be free stuff at the banks.

And what if those servers have been told you've been a bad boy....

 

 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:59 | 5198346 Pool Shark
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"Enjoy your Extra Big-Ass Fries!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW-4LU79qbU

"Your account has been charged; your balance is zero..."

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 12:59 | 5198063 Sofa King
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Does anyone know if maxiPAD is trademarked?

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:17 | 5198138 fauxhammer
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No, but iCodpiece belongs to me.

 

Soon the world will share the joy of wearing a smart codpiece.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:02 | 5198067 J Pancreas
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Who cares!!! Windows Phone 8.1 ftw

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:06 | 5198103 NoDebt
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Fer reelz??

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:06 | 5198105 Dr Strangemember
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I think the dork from C-Net pretty much sums this "event" up.  

 

-he kinda looks like a monkey!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:02 | 5198075 Stoploss
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LOL!!!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:02 | 5198079 Spastica Rex
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I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED FUCK FUCK FUCK AGHHHH AGHHHH IEEEEEEEE!!!!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:02 | 5198085 laomei
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nothing new or exciting or even unique.  get a xiaomi or a huawei and you get the same stuff and more for far less.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:03 | 5198086 Skateboarder
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Step right up, get the latest Apple Smoke and Samsung MIrrors, fresh off the assembly line.

p.s. that's Flint Center at DeAnza community college in the picture. In ten years, I have no doubt it will be renamed to Apple CC.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:04 | 5198087 Freddie
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The only thing that sucks more than iHype is Tyler having autoplay for these shit video streams with fawning retards.

Jaysus Christo - reminds me of when I used to listen to Operation Mockingbird Limbaugh fawning over iShit.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:11 | 5198123 Skateboarder
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It is most undesirable to watch a clueless 'modern' human froth at the lips upon news/sight of the latest electronic crap.

iPhone10, most cleverly labeled iPhoneX, will feature blood samples. For the diabetics, of course. ;-)

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:31 | 5198221 WillyGroper
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The IHealth captured my attention immediately. It ain't private & any dunderhead that uses an app & then shares it is in for a rude awakening. Obolacare is going to whack premiums based on BMI. I can tell you for fact SIRI can go grab your medical stats. Or at least Bush's ATHN health database. 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:03 | 5198091 JRobby
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Lot of delinquent household bills the month the new addictaphone is released for sale.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:05 | 5198094 tony wilson
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i think if the jews want us all scanned and id chipped why bother with a phone why not insert a kosher control probe up are goy arse holes.

full control and track plus gives us cancer from the inside.

why wearables when then can give us insertables.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:06 | 5198102 Freddie
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God - these iIdiots are all Trekkers and Star Wars freaks.   When they are not at Apple's Cult Meetings they are at ComicCon. 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:07 | 5198104 Seasmoke
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Bring back Steve Jobs !!!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:33 | 5198233 Rakshas
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"Don’t go beyond, no matter how much you feel you need to. The barrier was not made to be broken. Remember this: there is more power here than you know. It is old and always restless. Remember"

............ S. King iSematary

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:57 | 5198331 trader1
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note needed if Tim Cook is dropping acid...DAILY!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:09 | 5198113 lasvegaspersona
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already? flip phones are passe?

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:11 | 5198130 lasvegaspersona
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Tim Cook is a 'science denier'..'already been settled' (Tim and close bud ALGORE)...oh...and he hates me and doesn't want me to buy his products because I don't agree with him on 'climate'....what a champ CEO....

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:16 | 5198152 Fix It Again Timmy
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iForgot.....

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:17 | 5198153 Dave Thomas
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These things are little Keynesian snack cakes. Think about how many old cables, otter boxes, accessories, doo dadds and other junk which will be releagated to landfills once everyone rushes out to get this great thing which will do everything the last 6 models did but only BETTER!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:18 | 5198157 IronShield
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The tech girlie talking about size.  Snort...

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:20 | 5198168 besnook
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can't wait to see what it tastes like!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:20 | 5198172 asscannon101
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HOLY SHIT!! A BIGGER screen?!?! Wow- Think Different or what?!? I mean, just WOW! The SCREEN is bigger! Apple has done it yet again! I'm gonna go shit in my pants now because I need one so badly!!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:41 | 5198901 Itchy and Scratchy
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Yur iWatch can measure, weight, & smell yur dump too!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:22 | 5198178 huggy_in_london
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So they are releasing what other companies already have out there... errr. ok....

Yawn.  What a sad society it is when something as trivial as a phone release is covered with such hype.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:25 | 5198191 Hockey Goon
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I don't know about you, but I think the new Apple ISamsung looks great!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 14:05 | 5198228 Cacete de Ouro
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iRattle

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:28 | 5198206 firstdivision
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Where does one deposit their semen to check their sperm count?

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:30 | 5198214 Eahudimac
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Good one!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:29 | 5198207 Eahudimac
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They should have said that with the new iPhone 6, you can call anyone, anywhere in the universe, who also owns an iPhone 6, as it will be just like making a call here on Earth. Now you can instantly call your friends and family in Nibiru, fantasy football league pals in alpha centuari, and even Yoda all the out in the Degoba System!  

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:30 | 5198217 Black Forest
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On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for any iPhone drops to zero.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:30 | 5198218 NDXTrader
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Interesting to watch a once great company jump the shark and become a follower instead of a leader. I said when it was announced - Tim Cook was an absolutely awful choice to lead this company. He's just a guy that makes the trains run on time. The religious nature of these events makes my skin crawl

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:55 | 5198332 Cobra
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My belief is that they were too stubborn to deviate from the one phone, one tablet model because they thought their products were so superior that people would buy them regardless of price. That ignorance allowed other companies to innovate the rug right out from under them, and at better price points. Now they are trying to play catch-up... My 2 cents.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:37 | 5198253 Market Rage
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NDX 71 to 29 declining vs advancing yet only down 4 pts.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:38 | 5198256 aleph0
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Yet another iPay for the sheeple.

How about an iDetonateMe button.

 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:38 | 5198257 the not so migh...
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i still don't get it

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:45 | 5198284 PontifexMaximus
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Forget about aapl, the only thing of mportance today is S&P closing north of 2000.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:45 | 5198291 TabakLover
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iSelfAbsorbed.

Ridiculous.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:48 | 5198301 thethirdcoast
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iWatch will be a failure as a serious fitness logging device.

I've had multiple Garmin and Suunto fitness watches die from regular use in moderately humid conditions with moderate perspiration. There is no way the iWatch will be anywhere near as rugged.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:53 | 5198317 scubapro
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given these low prices for a new phone, I could see margins shrink.....also given --from my late-adopter seat--- there doesnt seem to be much NEW to it.....I dont think it will draw the usual amount of people to come in to replace their 5, or 4S even.   

I havent ever paid more than $50 for a cell phone and have had iphones for several years

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:54 | 5198325 Smiley
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iPretentious

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:55 | 5198330 Coletrane
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leading from behind........lol

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 14:00 | 5198348 TalkToLind
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iTunes Jumped The Shark a long time ago.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 14:01 | 5198352 PontifexMaximus
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I hope poroshenkos fin min went long some aapl, so they can better come up for the higher gas bill

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 14:04 | 5198362 fed_depression
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It should be called the iTax because that's what their payment system will do.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 14:26 | 5198505 starman
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Rip usa!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 14:29 | 5198532 Itchy and Scratchy
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iTracker!

iCan't wait until they come out with the non-removable ankle version & survelliance model in real real kewl pastel colors!

iLive to be part of the apple eco-system!

iLuv how they know everything about me and sell the info to the highest bidder & supply the NSA!  Sooooo kewlllll! 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 14:44 | 5198605 Itchy and Scratchy
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Oh goody! More deadly microvave radiation for our bodies to absorb! What possibly cud go wrong? Besides it's soooo kewlllllllll!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:00 | 5198694 sudzee
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Payment in Rubbles or Yuan??

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:13 | 5198768 imbtween
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Well! I, for one, am truly impressed! Show me another phone that features camera bursts, 1920 x 1080 resolution, Near Field Communication, AND!!! AND!!!! a display that changes orientation depending on how you're holding the phone.
Just one phone - show me one phone that can do all of those awesome things in one package and I will never shill for apple again! EVER!
Come on pussies, just one.
Ya can't can you??? LOL.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:39 | 5198872 Itchy and Scratchy
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OMG yur selfies must soooooooooooooo totally awesum & sooooooooooooooo kewl! I am sooooooooooooooo jealous!

Just think the NSA must have they best pics ever of you that they match them with ALL your personal info! All I can say is ........ TOTALLY JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Make sure you give the NSA the best Iris, voice & finger print info you possibly can too!!!!! Privacy & discretion is totally over-rated dude!

 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:53 | 5198950 imbtween
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I KNOW!!! AND THERE IS A WATCH TOO!!!! YAY!!!!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:04 | 5198975 Itchy and Scratchy
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4 your skin, temperature & pulse data for the kewl NSA! How totally awesum is that man? Don't forget to pass on all your credit & banking info too and link up to Facebook so the FED's can know exactly what you do, who your friends are, what yur interests are, and what yur thinkin'! They'd think yur 'Satin's Imp' profile was rad 4 sure man!!!!!!!!!!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:13 | 5198770 Fuku Ben
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What's with all these posts? Product placement?

Roll all the Apple crap into one post and tell us how their glorious dead leader will be resurrected and save the company

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:15 | 5198778 Itchy and Scratchy
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The Kenyan will give away moar BORROWED tax payer money to increase 'forgiveable' student loans so they can but sum kewl apple stuff ...cuz its soooo kewlllll!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:32 | 5198805 TomGa
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Latest Apple products?  COULDN'T CARE LESS.

 

I am sick and tired of my kids walking around with their heads stuck in a damn iPhone all the time.  Just about threw one of theirs into a deep body of water last week.

 

(Bet the NSA is salivating though.)

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:06 | 5199025 besnook
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now everyone knows the value of steve jobs. he turned an inferior computer into a cult object then used that leverage to culticize the rest of the company's products. now that he is gone apple is just another fruit.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:05 | 5199267 AdvancingTime
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An article appeared on MarketWatch in the middle 0f 2012.that was titled "Ten Things Apple Won't Tell You" It was penned by Quentin Fottrell who writes for SmartMoney.com. I thought it had a lot of merit. You can chase the article down or see the bulk of it below and that will give you the general idea of its message.

http://brucewilds.blogspot.com/2012/09/10-things-apple-wont-tell-you.html

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 18:34 | 5199569 NOZZLE
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Apple, still dribbling the liquid shit to its adoring fanboys who cant wait to lap it up.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 02:26 | 5200865 Jano
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NSA is happy with all of them, no matter, what size, memory or other features.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 06:52 | 5201041 esum
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i just dont get good vibes from a lack of future vision......

reminds me when gates bailed and gave the reigns to bolmer.... A PLODDER.... COOK a plodder

apple has political/patent protection obstacles in china and law prohibits the solution .... bribes... 

oh well.... hackers prepare your hacks

i think the "edge" samsung had was the chip reltionship which tipped the apple hand....

they should have totally dumped samsung long time ago... 

the gizmos that run the watch are commodities... the pay system could be the real deal for major dynamic growth...sadly enough

you will be able to document the EXACT TIME, AND TXT FRIENDS AND POST FACEBOOK WHEN YOUR GM SELF DRIVER HIT THE

BRIDGE ABUTMENT AT 80 MPH ...WHILE THE SPEEDO READ 35 GOING SOUTH IN THE NBOUND HOV LANE

 

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