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Are You Eligible For A Scottish Passport?

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Submitted by Simon Black via Sovereign Man blog,

Anyone who’s ever seen the movie Braveheart has heard of William Wallace, one of the original heroes of Scottish independence.

Though Mel Gibson’s highly fictionalized account was one of the most historically inaccurate movies in modern cinema, Wallace did, in fact, lead Scottish rebels against English invaders. And he died for his cause.

Wallace was severely tortured after being convicted of high treason against King Edward I; he was dragged by horses, hung nearly to the point of death, revived, relieved of his manhood, ritualistically disemboweled, made to watch his entrails set ablaze… then finally beheaded.

Not the way you want to go.

That said, the movement for Scottish independence lived on, and England folded in 1357, ending a 60-year war between the two nations.

For the next 350 years Scotland remained an independent state until… go figure… a financial crisis.

In a desperate attempt to become (almost overnight) a major world trading power in the 17th century, the government of Scotland backed a comically ill-fated attempt to colonize Panama.

It failed miserably. Yet the investment in the Darien Scheme (as it was known) amounted to up to half of Scotland’s total money supply.

When it went bust, Scotland was nearly broke.

There had already been a push to reunify with England for some time. And with the country’s economy in shambles, unification seemed like a good move.

Today Scotland again finds itself debating the question of its independence, fueled once more by economics.

It’s easy to point to a number of different causes of rebellion, revolution, and dissent. But ultimately it’s economics that matter more than anything else.

When times are good and everyone is prosperous, few people want to rock the boat. No one has an incentive to change the system when it’s working so well.

Only when the prosperity begins to collapse do people have a strong motivation to change the status quo.

Suddenly the jobs are less plentiful, the taxes are higher, the standard of living is lower, and the costs are greater. And people demand change.

The greater the pain, the greater the desire to shake things up. And it’s happening across the world.

In Europe, separatist and extreme parties are gaining ground on the heels of an economic depression that has besieged the continent for several years now.

In France, Spain, Italy, Greece, etc., people are fed up with the current state of affairs, and they are agitating to split off from their current political leadership.

Likewise, Scottish voters are going to the polls in just over a week to decide if they should break away from the UK.

And from the looks of things, the independence movement has a very strong chance of winning.

Whenever major changes happen, this brings opportunities as well.

For example, a newly independent Scotland would create its own tax and corporate laws, potentially providing a number of major incentives to attract foreign talent and productive companies.

A Scottish passport would also be attainable for many people. Some basic guidance has already been issued:

British citizens living in Scotland on day one of independence, plus Scottish-born British citizens living outside Scotland, would be automatically considered Scottish citizens.

 

After independence, children born in Scotland, and children born outside Scotland to at least one Scottish parent, will be automatically considered to be Scottish citizens.

 

A person who has a parent or grandparent eligible for Scottish citizenship, will be able to register as a Scottish citizen by descent.

 

Scotland will also allow dual citizenship, so no one would have to renounce his/her existing citizenship.

 

Presuming the independence movement wins, Scottish citizens will be able to apply for a Scottish passport from day one of independence.

 

People will be able to continue using their existing UK passport until it expires. They can then choose to get a Scottish passport when their existing passport is due for renewal.

 

Scotland’s Future sets out that Scotland will remain part of the Common Travel Area between the nations of the British Isles, which means that the Scots won’t need a passport to travel to the rest of the UK or Ireland.

These are exciting times and this once again illustrates that there are opportunities hidden within every crisis.

We’ll be carefully following the results of this event and will have more details for our premium members as things unfold.

 

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Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:50 | 5198932 HedgeAccordingly
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what else do you do in Scottand besides get drunk? 

http://hedgeaccording.ly/2014/09/cftcs-tim-massad-agency-focused-on-fine...

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:01 | 5198998 somecallmetimmah
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That's what she asked...

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:12 | 5199055 NotApplicable
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By the time I got to the point of this article, I was too bored to continue to read. WTF Simon?

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:41 | 5199186 somecallmetimmah
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Hey... where's my wallet?!?

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 18:04 | 5199458 yrad
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Two words.. Die Bold

 

This "independence" will never, ever happen...

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 18:36 | 5199582 Overfed
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Even if they did become independent, I fear the Scots are so indoctrinated with UK nanny-state-ism, that Scotland won't be materially different from what it is now.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 19:12 | 5199709 BurningFuld
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A person who has a parent or grandparent eligible for Scottish citizenship, will be able to register as a Scottish citizen by descent.

Swweeeetttt!!!!! 

Vote Yes just for Mel Gibson's performance!!!

 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 19:21 | 5199735 DeadFred
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What if one's grandparent were a Scottish illegal alien who jumped ship in New York so he wouldn't have fight in WWI and dodged the INS for 70 years. Hypothecally speaking, since no one know of is descended from an illegal alien from Glasgow.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 23:30 | 5200661 NidStyles
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Sounds like half of New York...

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:03 | 5199004 DetectiveStern
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Shoot heroin.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:31 | 5199140 somecallmetimmah
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Smack is for NFL wives...  Ba-dump-bump!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:04 | 5199005 linniepar
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Store your gold!

 

/s

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:08 | 5199022 Pool Shark
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Drunk in "Scottand"?

You're thinking of Ireland.

The Scots are known for being tight with money.

If you're half Irish and half Scottish; you'll want to get drunk, but you won't want to pay for it...

 

Q: What's the difference between bagpipes and an onion?

A: Nobody cries when you cut-up a bagpipe.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:09 | 5199036 booboo
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Right, a Scot is a Irishman that is to cheap to buy his own booze

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 19:15 | 5199717 BurningFuld
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Fuck yoo! I knows ya owes me a brew laddie.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 19:20 | 5199732 jimmytorpedo
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Copper wire was invented when a Scotsman and a Dutchman found a penny at the same time.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 23:32 | 5200667 NidStyles
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Electromagnetism was discovered when the Jew tried steeling the Scot's bike and got wrapped in the penny.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 20:55 | 5200126 conscious being
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Hey poolshark, clear you never lived in Scotland. The roar that rises at closing time Thursday, Friday and Saturday evenings when all the pubs empty out will make your blood run cold.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:10 | 5199038 Squid Viscous
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let's settle it on the rugby pitch! England has been a bit soft last few decades IMO... and would make for great pay per view event.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:11 | 5199039 css1971
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ecstasy, heroin, cocain, amyl nitrate, lsd, marijuana, METHADONE!, amphetamines, PCP, glue, barbituates, diazepam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08

 

HTH

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:23 | 5199107 msmith9962
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"I love scotch, I love scotch, scotch scotch scotch, here it goes down, down into my belly, mmm mmm mmm."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovUkATL4l_g

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:32 | 5199148 somecallmetimmah
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That's *almost* what she said.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:40 | 5199181 free_as_in_beer
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eat deep fried pizza and candy bars

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:08 | 5199278 Duffy
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Fuck your mom's arse?

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:21 | 5199315 Omen IV
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play golf on some of the best courses in the world!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 19:00 | 5199670 zipit
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Wear kilts, eat disgusting food, have sex with sheep, have bad teeth, and be married to someone with bad teeth.  And speak "English" that is hard to understand.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:51 | 5198938 dbTX
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More scotch me hopes

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:51 | 5198943 dbTX
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Single malt that is

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:58 | 5198974 pazmaker
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When will some states in the USA have the same type of vote?

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:00 | 5198983 NoDebt
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Texas is mulling it over right now.  They won't try until they're good and pissed off about things, though.  Plus they have a problem.  It's called Austin.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:04 | 5198994 whirling tword ...
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I live in Texas...  I'm good and pissed off.  :)

Wish it were just Austin... lots of places in Dallas, Houston, El Paso etc. that like their enslavement/checks.... But, Austin is the big one...

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:23 | 5199102 Urban Redneck
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The only clear-cut legal path to seccession is a subdivision of the existing State that sacrifices at lest some small corner of the State to remain as slaves to DC, while the rest of the State(s) secede to consider if they would want to rejoin the USSA... Austin is an ideal candidate, and as the capital of the existing State, no one in DC can reasonably argue that the city of Austin shouldn't retain the existing Texas statehood while the rest of State becomes New Texas.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 18:39 | 5199575 messymerry
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Easy, draw a circle with a 15 mille radius around Austin and call that SOT (State of Texas).  We'll even let them pave a two lane to the Oklahoma border.  Everything else will become the ROT (Republic of Texas)

How do you spell liberal fascist?  L-I-A-R  ...Scotch that, how do you spell progressive fascist?  E-F-F-I-N-G L-I-A-R

Yee Hah!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 18:11 | 5199469 yrad
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A must read if you're a Texan...

http://www.texnat.org/line-in-the-sand.pdf

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:58 | 5198978 NoDebt
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Yes, very exciting.  Let's see if it actually happens before we all start celebrating.  I have my doubts if they can pull this off.  

Diebold.  'Nuf said.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:04 | 5199010 john39
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or, alternatively, who is really behind this push?  Is it just another banker game, or a real human movement?

the fact that certain Scottish towns publically showed support for Palestinians during the most recent israeli slaughter gives some potential clues:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/gaza/11020629/Scotl...

 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:13 | 5199052 Squid Viscous
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MP Galloway would attest to that... some Zio-thug sucker punched him a few days back, showing his true colors of course, POS they are

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:15 | 5199060 saints51
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Let me legally have as many firearms with 30 round mags as I desire with rights to conceal my weapon, and I may consider a move.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 18:37 | 5199586 Overfed
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Just do it anyway and don't flaunt it about. Or try Northern Ireland.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:59 | 5198980 whirling tword ...
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It's a beautiful place to visit but, there's not much there.... Even the swords and armor that are displayed at their castles are on loan from England.

England has already stolen everything... they may as well cut loose.

 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:03 | 5198996 FieldingMellish
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Given the future of the North Sea oil and gas industry, the timing is indeed interesting. "Allowed" to separate comes to mind.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:25 | 5199115 RaceToTheBottom
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They have even stolen their magic rocks.

 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:36 | 5199162 whirling tword ...
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I think they stole it back not long ago but, yes... even the rocks.  LOL

A quote from trainspotting comes to mind ( so many great quotes from that movie....  I need to go watch it again ):  " I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the fucking low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any fucking difference. "

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:09 | 5199280 sleigher
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Maybe, but the scotch makes up for much of it.  

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 11:18 | 5201866 whirling tword ...
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The scotch does make up for it.... I'm a fan myself.

I'll drink the Islay malts since they're cooler on the palate but, my favorites are Highland and Speysides...  Balvenie 15 neat please... MMMMMMMMMMMM.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:25 | 5199332 Dugald
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... they may as well cut loose.

Aye cut loose, but when the OIL runs out....

we will be baaaaaaacck!

 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 15:59 | 5198985 Kirk2NCC1701
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You buy enough* Single Malt Scotch barrels, and you qualify.  Cheers.

* Several hundred thousand Scottish Pounds worth.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:00 | 5198986 FieldingMellish
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Will be applying for my kids ASAP. Never hurts to be a multinational.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:11 | 5199050 Kinskian
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Only white people worry about passports, but yeah,  as long as there are no additional taxes or military service requirements it's a good idea.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:20 | 5199089 whirling tword ...
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MANY of my ancestors are from Scotland.... none have lived there in over 100yrs though.

I did spend a week there a few years ago and LOVED it.... very quiet... esp. when you get out of the city and get up in the highlands.... wow...

Pubs and the people there are great!!!

 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:00 | 5198987 vyeung
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its nice to not have to pay the freeloaders sitting in Buckingham Palace.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:06 | 5199019 FieldingMellish
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Wrong. They will still be sitting in Holyrood and Balmoral... on the Scottish taxpayers "dime" this time.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:26 | 5199117 Steaming_Wookie_Doo
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Hmm they could make it interesting by saying, well we don't have a monarchy here. You have to pay tax on your estate. If they don't, cut off all utilities and employ force majeure. I might be indulging myself w/that scenario, but it would be awesome. Turn Balmoral into an orphans and widows home.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:03 | 5199003 vyeung
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no more BOE bullocks!!! Now, once you are independent, look east and sign some trade deals and swap lines. You will then assure your own sovereignty without being financially nuked by the banksters in the BOE.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:49 | 5199403 Dugald
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The New Scotland will be heavily financed by export sales of Scotch and Lucky White Heather, vast areas of Highland moors to be plowed up for the cultivation of Heather.  Grouse and Deer meat packs will also feature strongly, wee bottles of Scottish oil for the tourists could also be on the cards.

Fragments of Billy Wallace's bones in blister packs for the American tourists. Billy Connelly fragments for Australian tourists.

A dab of blue face paint together with a sprig of Lucky White Heather on postcards expected to be a real earner.

Och aye, yins heard it here fust!

Trust me, I'm a Scot.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 18:01 | 5199450 Dugald
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It has been pointed out that Billy Connelly is still living...

This will change some time after he is torn apart for his fragments....

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:03 | 5199009 Kirk2NCC1701
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If you have an EU passport, you can live in Scotland.  Stay there (preferably with a job) till you qualify for Citizenship. 

Although it's probably pointless if you are already a member of another EU country, which hopefully/probably has a better economy, pay and climate.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:40 | 5199184 css1971
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There are no jobs in Scotland, or the north of England. Social problems are at epidemic levels, it rains constantly, the perpetual cloud cover gives a constant low dim grey light. Why do you think half the population spend their lives pissed out of their skulls with the other half high on drugs?

Why would you want to live there? Most who do are desperately trying to get away.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:25 | 5199331 Omen IV
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therefore a good reason to make a major change when the oil and gas can provide cover for a transition to something else - else - is a risk worth taking in the face of despair

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 19:42 | 5199826 Treason Season
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"Why would you want to live there?"

In one word, reheads.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 05:47 | 5200984 Sirius Wonderblast
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Except they won't be in the EU, which actually might normally be a point in favour of leaving except they'll need a new teat to suck on. Oh dear.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:05 | 5199013 himaroid
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oBUMMER was relieved of his manhood and he smiled the whole time.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:04 | 5199018 Rainman
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Next up Wales !

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:17 | 5199072 e_goldstein
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or a United Ireland.

 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:22 | 5199095 css1971
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Welshmen should turn this up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRtnWVvDX6k

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:06 | 5199021 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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If they manage to pass this referendum. I'd consider dropping my US citizenship to move there.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:08 | 5199029 knukles
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As if independence will insulate the Scots form the influence of the City. 
Nobody is insulated from the City's influence.
Nobody

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:16 | 5199065 booboo
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and if Mexicans knew what surprises the debt merchants and military have in store for them they would be fleeing back across the Rio Grande. They jump from the poverty frying pan into the poverty fire.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 20:06 | 5199913 daveO
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http://usmilitary.about.com/od/theorderlyroom/a/citizenship.htm

All they have to do is fight, or die, in the ME.

 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:16 | 5199069 Bananamerican
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Nobody?
I wasn't expecting a kind of Spanish Inquisition!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:10 | 5199041 whirling tword ...
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Ummmmmmmm....

"Wallace was severely tortured after being convicted of high treason against King Edward I; he was dragged by horses, hung nearly to the point of death, revived, relieved of his manhood, ritualistically disemboweled, made to watch his entrails set ablaze… then finally beheaded."

Maybe we should bring this punishment back for high treason......

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 18:43 | 5199600 Overfed
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'cept the assholes in charge won't ever convict any real traitors.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 05:50 | 5200985 Sirius Wonderblast
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Because they are the real traitors.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:10 | 5199049 IridiumRebel
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May you find independence, Scotland. Set yourself free and prosper.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:15 | 5199059 IridiumRebel
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Scotland will also allow dual citizenship.
Kinda like the American Congress and upper eschelons of the entire US Bureacracy!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:16 | 5199068 oudinot
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Eat haggis.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:19 | 5199084 Bananamerican
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Nae

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:17 | 5199074 SilverRhino
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FUCK YEAH :D

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:17 | 5199075 RaceToTheBottom
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I need them to go back further than just grandfather.  Maybe 10 generations....  But I am wiling to try to drink my way into citizenship...

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:18 | 5199083 IridiumRebel
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We shall reside near Islay!

 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:21 | 5199096 whirling tword ...
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LOL... Yes on the West coast it will be.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:31 | 5199146 IridiumRebel
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i can't drink anymore, but I can warm the house with peet bricks!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:18 | 5199081 Cacete de Ouro
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Maybe the Scots should be trying to oust the landowners first

Imagine a feudal country where 432 families own half the land. Welcome to Scotland - UK Politics - UK - The Independent

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/imagine-a-feudal-country-w...

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:21 | 5199097 Cacete de Ouro
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Simon Black, you Casey Research idiot. Ireland is not in the British Isles

Go back to high school in Stowe

"between the nations of the British Isles, which means that the Scots won’t need a passport to travel to the rest of the UK or Ireland"

You ignorant Asshole!

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 05:53 | 5200990 Sirius Wonderblast
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Clot! Ireland, the island, is most certainly one of the British Isles. It is not, largely, part of the UK, though. Ulster, aska Northern Ireland is part of the UK. The Republic of Ireland, aka the South, is a separate state.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:29 | 5199132 Itchy and Scratchy
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Moar bagpipe!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:30 | 5199141 CheapBastard
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How about those peeples who really, really, really want a Scottish passport?

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:34 | 5199155 Joshua Falken
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It is becoming clear that the European Union will actively punish Scotland for seeking independence as they do not want to encourage other separatists like Catalonia and Flanders. Every resident of England, Wales and Northern Ireland who has a pension managed in Scotland will be forced to move it as independence means an effective illegal pension transfer outside of the EU. Everyone working in the Scottish financial services industry should not underestimate how obstructive, vindictive and uncooperative a very annoyed Westminster and Brussels will be and how every penny will be moved across the border. The 1.9 million Scots who claim to support self-rule seem to have missed the potential backlash from the 22 million English people who say they also support Scottish independence. Have a look at the Institute for Fiscal Studies report last year on Government spending on public services in Scotland (see http://www.ifs.org.uk/bns/bn14.... Public service spending in Scotland is 16.6% higher per person than the UK as a whole. Government spending on other services was 49% higher in Scotland than in the UK as a whole. Spending per person on social services in Scotland is 26% higher than in the UK as a whole. Scotland needs to be very aware that their 2.6 million tax payers are going to be financing the 2.7 million non-tax paying residents who are pampered by their free spending Government. Loss of EU membership and the financial services industry could drive Holyrood to tax productive companies and the few remaining rich people out of Scotland.   Be careful what you wish for. http://conservativewoman.co.uk/ungrateful-scots/
Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:40 | 5199182 IridiumRebel
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...so Britain should be happy to release that many takers and they can supplant it with more from Africa, the middle East and the Balkans who are just yearning for some good old fashioned UK .gov loving! Let's get the jets fueled up from WESTERN AFRICA for landing at Heathrow!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 18:31 | 5199560 Bazza McKenzie
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Lots of English will be happy to see them go, particularly since the import of those fine folk from the ME, Africa and Pakistan was driven by UK Labor governments that would not have existed except for their strong support in Scotland.

If Scotland secedes, England loses a disproportionate number of dependents and gets back control over immigration into England.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 20:02 | 5199891 daveO
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They better build a tall wall to keep the Scots from sneaking back in.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:35 | 5199157 GooseShtepping Moron
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I am already a true Scotsman. Ain't wearing nothing under me kilt but talcum powder and two shades of lipstick.

But seriously, I would love to be a citizen of Independent Scotland. I don't believe I qualify under any of the criteria, though.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:21 | 5199316 Cacete de Ouro
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Everything the kilt wearing Jock could wish for

Swamp Crotch Prevention: 10 Products "Scientifically" Tested | The Art of Manliness

http://www.artofmanliness.com/2013/08/13/preventing-swamp-crotch/

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:36 | 5199167 IridiumRebel
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Supposedly the big argument is that they will not be protected by NATO and terrorism will follow. Isn't NATO ready to go to war over a non-NATO country...Ukraine? 

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:34 | 5199357 css1971
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No offence to Islamic terrorists or NATO or anything but frankly the state of Scotland is such that they get their arses kicked. The last one that tried to blow up Glasgow Airport was kicked in the balls and left burning by his car.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:44 | 5199197 bardot63
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Where can I go to vote?  And where is the obligatory Mel Gibson movie clip?

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:53 | 5199226 jacship
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AARRRRR LADIE

FFRREEEEDDOOMM

FOR

SSCCOOTT

LAND

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 16:54 | 5199229 Duffy
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Saor Alba!

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:00 | 5199245 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen. This is all "MOOT". How the fuck do I become "Premium Member" is all I want to know!? Can I do it from here in India now or do I have to wait for Scotland to become independent?

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:10 | 5199287 limacon
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The new state should avoid some pitfalls it will be inheriting from its failing parents . To fail before birth is not the Scottish Way .

See http://andreswhy.blogspot.com/2014/09/failed-state-usa.html

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:15 | 5199298 Super Hans
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What's the weather like in Scotland? Will I be able to find an attractive woman to breed with?

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 19:22 | 5199740 Buster Cherry
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Shitty.

 

No

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 21:00 | 5200152 Zeta Reticuli
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The weather is dismal and depressing. There is nothing to do in the whole country except fuck sheep and drink heavily.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:40 | 5199380 Lea
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New opportunities at making plentyyyyy, waw! = big corporations hyenas already circling.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 17:51 | 5199405 Zerozen
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I have an English coworker. I asked him yesterday for his opinion on this.

His words: "If they vote for it, they'll be eating their children to survive in 6 months."

So, there's always that to consider I guess???

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 18:39 | 5199594 Racer
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10h

If Scotland votes yes, the average annual rainfall in the UK will decrease by 20cm.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 18:53 | 5199647 OldE_Ant
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lmfao.  One big plus they'll start the day with no government debt.  But I think it won't be long before they are loaded to their gills with debt as well.

I can hear it now.

We're free from English rule!! Hurrah!!

A year later.

I thought we were free.  Shut up slave and pay your taxes so we can pay our debt to England..

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 19:59 | 5199883 daveO
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For the next 350 years Scotland remained an independent state until… go figure… a financial crisis.

35 years will be a stretch this time. Between Socialism, RBS and dwindling North Sea oil, they'll be broke in 10-15.
Tue, 09/09/2014 - 18:56 | 5199655 TrulyStupid
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2 Scotsmen were walking doon the road, suddenly one spied a sheep caught by its head in a barbed wire fence.. He sauntered over to the entrapped ewe, hiked up his kilt and proceeded to have his way with her. Once finished he returned to his companion and said " You should really give it a try". The second scot walked doon to the sheep, hiked up his kilt and put his head in the barbed wired fence.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 19:04 | 5199681 Quantum Nucleonics
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The Labor Party will be screwed if the vote is yes.  Labor controls the vast majority of Scotland's seats in parliament.

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 20:12 | 5199934 BobRocket
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The Scots should ditch the UK and the EU.

 

The New Central Bank of Scotland should become the sovereign money issuer so there is no need to borrow from the markets (Positive Money)

 

They should reverse the 'clearance' by instituting a Land Value Tax whilst abolishing corporation tax, income tax, inheritance tax and sales tax.

 

Most importantly they should tell Cameron, Clegg, Milliband and the rest of the OxBridge wankers to fuck off.

 

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 06:30 | 5201022 TweedleDeeDooDah
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Yeah, because putting foreign import restrictions on more than $100 billion of exported goods and services, half of which goes to one EU country connected by road and rail is really "a good idea".

Tue, 09/09/2014 - 20:33 | 5200031 ncdirtdigger
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I drink scotch, go I qualify?

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 03:14 | 5200899 Sirius Wonderblast
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In a great start, Salmond has threatened default on Scotland portion of UK national debt. Yes, that will certainly encourage the markets...

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 05:56 | 5200993 Sirius Wonderblast
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The question on my mind is, who sponsors (aka controls) Salmond? I think someone is lining themselves up for some asset stripping.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 08:54 | 5201280 Homer E. Rectus
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I don't have Scottish parents but I love cheap scotch and even butter scotch. Can I apply too? Screw you, Pru!

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 08:57 | 5201287 Homer E. Rectus
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I don't think they'll get out of their debt scot free.

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