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President Obama Unveils The "It's Different This Time" ISIS Strategy - Live Feed

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It's been a week and Nobel Peace Prize-winning President Obama is ready to unveil the ISIS strategy. It appears the plan is to provide arms and training to 'moderate' Syrian rebels (remember the same ones that 'were' moderate and became extreme thanks to being well-armed) at a cost of at least $5bn, save hearts and minds in Iraq (with some more humanitarian shipments), and impose sanctions (yes, Treasury said efforts against ISIS will include finances). No boots-on-the-ground (just advisors) and we are sure some Syrian bombing (whether or not they agree) and do not forget - this is a long-standing commitment...

Last week...

President Barack Obama vowed Friday to “degrade and ultimately destroy” the militants of ISIS — an organization that he said was too dangerous to be simply contained. “You can’t contain an organization that is running roughshod through that much territory, causing that much havoc, displacing that many people, killing that many innocents, enslaving that many women,” he said. “The goal has to be to dismantle them.”

 

As NBC News reports,

Obama will make a prime-time address Wednesday evening to warn the nation that Islamic militants pose a threat to U.S. national security and that the American people should expect the fight against the terror group will require a longstanding commitment, according to the White House.

And now... some excerpts:

As per The White House, Excerpts of the President’s Address to the Nation

As Prepared for Delivery

 

So tonight, with a new Iraqi government in place, and following consultations with allies abroad and Congress at home, I can announce that America will lead a broad coalition to roll back this terrorist threat. Our objective is clear: we will degrade, and ultimately destroy, ISIL through a comprehensive and sustained counter-terrorism strategy.”

 

 

But I want the American people to understand how this effort will be different from the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. It will not involve American combat troops fighting on foreign soil. This counter-terrorism campaign will be waged through a steady, relentless effort to take out ISIL wherever they exist using our air power and our support for partner forces on the ground. This strategy of taking out terrorists who threaten us, while supporting partners on the front lines, is one that we have successfully pursued in Yemen and Somalia for years.”

Here is The Onion's take on what the President will say...

Previewing tonight’s televised prime-time address to the nation, White House aides confirmed that President Obama will reassure Americans that the impending military campaign against ISIS will be the exact same type of open-ended, drawn-out conflict that they are used to.

 

“The president recognizes that citizens may be uneasy about this operation, and that’s why he will use tonight’s speech to comfort the American public by reminding them that they have been through armed engagements without clear end dates or even concrete objectives plenty of times before, and that this case is no different,” said senior White House advisor Daniel Pfeiffer, adding that the president will assuage viewers’ concerns by laying out precisely how the U.S. will mire itself in the same old quagmire that citizens have grown accustomed to over the years.

 

The president’s message is clear: This will be just another one of our routine intractable engagements in the region—it’s going to be unending, it’s going to be expensive, and it’s going to affect our credibility within the international community. There will not be any surprises for folks to worry about.”

 

Pfeiffer added that by the end of Obama’s speech, Americans should be able to rest easy and just let this situation play out like they know it will.

Live Feed - President Obama is due to speak at 9pmET (tune in accordingly)...

 

The National Security Council do not seem convinced...

 

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Finally, here is  The Moderate Syrian Rebel Application Form (from Andy Borowitz, who appears to have read our mind, and is breathtakingly simple.)

Welcome to the United States’ Moderate Syrian Rebel Vetting Process. To see if you qualify for $500 million in American weapons, please choose an answer to the following questions:

As a Syrian rebel, I think the word or phrase that best describes me is:

A) Moderate
B) Very moderate
C) Crazy moderate
D) Other

I became a Syrian rebel because I believe in:

A) Truth
B) Justice
C) The American Way
D) Creating an Islamic caliphate

If I were given a highly lethal automatic weapon by the United States, I would:

A) Only kill exactly the people that the United States wanted me to kill
B) Try to kill the right people, with the caveat that I have never used an automatic weapon before
C) Kill people only after submitting them to a rigorous vetting process
D) Immediately let the weapon fall into the wrong hands

I have previously received weapons from:

A) Al Qaeda
B) The Taliban
C) North Korea
D) I did not receive weapons from any of them because after they vetted me I was deemed way too moderate

I consider ISIS:

A) An existential threat to Iraq
B) An existential threat to Syria
C) An existential threat to Iraq and Syria
D) The people who will pick up my American weapon after I drop it and run away

Complete the following sentence. “American weapons are…”

A) Always a good thing to randomly add to any international hot spot
B) Exactly what this raging civil war has been missing for the past three years
C) Best when used moderately
D) Super easy to resell online

Thank you for completing the Moderate Syrian Rebel Application Form. We will process your application in the next one to two business days. Please indicate a current mailing address where you would like your weapons to be sent. If there is no one to sign for them we will leave them outside the front door.

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That should clear any questions up...

 

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Wed, 09/10/2014 - 20:48 | 5204437 Truther
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Got popcorn?

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 20:54 | 5204453 drendebe10
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Hahahaha. More vacuous spin gum flapping from the grossly incompetent corrupt arrogant narcissistic illegal indonesian kenyan alien muslim siciopathuc pathological liar in chief whose idea of a job is to live its grand imperial golf lifestyle on the backs of hard working tax paying citizen serfs & peasants. Jeez, when will the sheep wake the F up?

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 20:58 | 5204469 palmereldritch
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 Syria: A false flag so nice we had to launch it twice.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:14 | 5204503 El Oregonian
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Hey, a new record! It only took him 8 words before his first lie!

Not only that he has pussy hands!!! HAHAHA!!!

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:16 | 5204544 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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Obama has to contend with this type of behavior. As a matter of fact Barry is invited to THE MUSLIM RAVE PARTY.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTTP61_9Acc&index=3&list=FLR0UPShKxRN5gm...

 

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:29 | 5204595 max2205
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Tim cooks was better.....we've got ONE MOAR THING!

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:37 | 5204629 john39
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what really interests me... how does Russia respond to this obvious bullshit?

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:49 | 5204706 TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

what really interests me... how does Russia respond to this obvious bullshit?

Laughter, at least initially.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 22:13 | 5204809 markmotive
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Meanwhile Russian bombers continue to threaten North American airspace.

http://www.planbeconomics.com/2014/09/russian-bombers-probe-us-to-practi...

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 23:56 | 5205119 Elvis the Pelvis
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The world was better off with Saddam and Qaddaffi.  They kept the militants in line.  We broke the vessel.  Now we must fix it.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 23:15 | 5204998 RECISION
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Maybe they could leak a few BUK's to the IS...?

Worked in the Ukraine.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 22:36 | 5204856 palmereldritch
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Putin should offer to assist.

He should say, "Russia will take out those Syrian located ISIS targets..."

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:17 | 5204547 linniepar
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No boots on the ground but a shit ton of drones.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:15 | 5204508 SMG
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They couldn't make Assad into a big enough villan to attack syria and stop that pipeline, so they created ISIS.  Gotta hand it to the Satanic Oligarchs, average people are just lapping it up.  Enjoy WWIII, we allowed it to happen.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:35 | 5204622 john39
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coalition of the damned...   what was that warning i recall?

"Then I heard another voice from heaven say: "'Come out of her, my people,' so that you will not share in her sins, so that you will not receive any of her plagues;"

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:14 | 5204509 SMG
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.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:40 | 5204653 toady
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?

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:58 | 5204747 MisterMousePotato
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!

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 03:01 | 5205330 StychoKiller
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$

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:08 | 5204510 TahoeBilly2012
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Order through Chaos. You need a lot of disorder AND A HUGE FOLLOWUP PLAN to get to the order part, but it's coming.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:08 | 5204512 NoDebt
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Forgive me for daring to second-guess our man-child king, but shouldn't this be one of those speeches that you give from behind your desk in the Oval Office that starts with "My fellow Americans..."?

What's up with him and this constant podium thing?

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:39 | 5204645 eclectic syncretist
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The oval office has too many bugs.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 23:07 | 5204971 Real Estate Geek
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Speaking of false flags, how about

9/10 - Obama declares war on ISIS

9/11 - Isis bombs a US City.

'Murica is pissed then--we'd follow the MIC, I mean our leaders to the gates of hell!

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 20:58 | 5204470 NoDebt
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The Onion nailed it.  That's it exactly.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:07 | 5204504 Escrava Isaura
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drendebe10,

 

What would the sheep alternative be, deflation?

 

Great Depression?

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:43 | 5204670 AssFire
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huff post is lloking for new members

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:54 | 5204737 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Pretty funny when a guy with a burning ass can tell someone else that he's butthurt.

+1

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:29 | 5204455 Rican
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13 years since 9/11, 6 years since market crash, terrorism, ISIL, ebola, 'merica, coalitions, UN, anti-Assad, Russian aggression, strong manufacturing and auto industry, hope, 9/11

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 20:59 | 5204471 HedgeAccordingly
Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:00 | 5204472 a growing concern
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What's the over on how late he'll be to the podium? 25 minutes? Is that coincidentally also how long it takes the peter puffer in chief to get cleaned up after a romp with Reggie?

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:05 | 5204494 NoDebt
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Him giving you the middle finger by showing up late (always) is only implied, assumed.  But he can't even see the middle finger you're giving him.  Nor does he care.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:09 | 5204517 jcpicks
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He doesn't even pretend not to look at a teleprompter anymore.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:35 | 5204627 booboo
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From the Halls of Montezuma
To the Shores of Tripoli;
We will fight our bankers battles
In the air, on land and sea;
First to fight for MIC and serfdom
And to keep our politicians hands clean;
We are proud to claim the title
of Divided States Marine.

Our flag's unfurled to every breeze
From dawn to setting sun; (ain't that the fucking truth)
We have fought in every crime and banker sought place
Where we could take a rented gun;
In the snow of far-off Northern lands
And in sunny tropic scenes;
You will find us always on the job--
The Divided States Marines.

Here's health to you and to our Corps
Which we are proud to serve
In many a strife we've fought for life
And never lost our nerve;
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven's scenes;
They will find the streets are littered
By the bodied of United States Marines.

 

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 20:49 | 5204441 NoDecaf
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Hope and Change Bitchez

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 20:53 | 5204450 BlindMonkey
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The Nobel committee called. They want their medal back.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 20:50 | 5204442 Yes_Questions
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oh please Tan Suit!!!

 

please, pleeeeeease!!

 

i have bet

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 20:52 | 5204443 vegas
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Can anybody imagine how fucked Amerika would be if Preezy Goebbels were fighting the Nazi's or Imperial Japan? If his lips are moving he is lying; give 'em double secret probation Chalky, and while you're at it get the U.N. to issue a condemnation. WTF, why would anything he say be believable?

 

www.traderzoo.mobi

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 20:51 | 5204445 q99x2
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Who is that man? His name makes him sound like a muslim. And, what, he's going to supply muslims with weapons. Go figure.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 20:55 | 5204456 besnook
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 the question about whether the applicant would rather kill fellow muslims than infidel israelis must have been cut off.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 20:59 | 5204459 Dr. Engali
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Fuck Yeah!  Nobody messis wit a Merika! Damn filthy sum butchin moosilms anyway.We'll show them what Merika all bout. I'm gonna sit my ass right up heaw and watch it on sum teevee. Mabel, git yo ass in  heaw an bring me a budweiser woman! The skinny negro is just bout to talk.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:00 | 5204475 NoDebt
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Oh, so it was YOU who planted that bug in my living room.  Or do you just have family working at the NSA?

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:42 | 5204669 booboo
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You runnin out of smart bomb videos on youtube and need some fresh firery flying carcasses do ya? Well son, we got em comin, fuck yea, merica'

or the new lefty blue blood response.

Well Buffy, we caunt just sit here and let those unclean animals disrupt the flow of...oh what is that black stuff they make our fuel from for our Gulfstream G6?

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 00:24 | 5205171 thamnosma
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We gonna bomb 'em back into the stone age and then turn the entire region into glass.  We got those nukes.  We gonna soften 'em up and then defeat them.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 20:56 | 5204460 nasa
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There must be an election coming around the corner...

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 20:58 | 5204462 Bangalore Equit...
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"I consider ISIS:

A) Rebels here to reform America
B) A

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 20:57 | 5204463 JulienFR
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WW3 popcorn time 

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 20:59 | 5204464 craus
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Please take a bow for writing this article it is that good.

It is a work of art, I'm not kidding.

I am connected to the G.W. Bush carrier and I can't wait to tell my connection who ... not saying about this article.

Bravo.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 20:58 | 5204465 Chippewa Partners
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Those suburbs around D.C. are partying tonight!    The gravy train is intact.

 

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:02 | 5204486 NoDebt
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Don't confuse his words with his actions.  This guy has a little problem with those two things matching up.  Prepare to be underwhelmed when the rubber meets the road.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:05 | 5204489 Escrava Isaura
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Chippewa Partners,

 What did you expect?

 

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:45 | 5204687 Slave
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Goddamnit woman, just shut the fuck up.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 20:58 | 5204466 JustObserving
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More lies and more false promises from the figurehead of the Military Industrial Complex that runs this country. People forget that Obama's first job out of college was working for a CIA front company.  Conveniently, he forgot to mention the name of the company in his 556 page autobiography, Dreams from my Father.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 08:49 | 5205700 Tarshatha
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I prefer "Dreams from My Real Father: A Story of Reds and Deception".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jrrnkKmUzo&list=PLCF749C4D68131947

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 20:59 | 5204468 nmewn
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(Alledged razzzist TP reporter nmewn leaps to his feet) So, Mr President, would you say arming some of those Syrian rebels who went on to form ISIS, was not the best strategy?

(King Obama imatating Charlie Browns teacher) Whaaa whaaa, whaaa errrr, ummm, whaaa wha waaaaa.

Mr.President, a followup question if you don't mind, would you say someone "acted stupidly"?

(King Obama) Whaaa whaaa, whaaa errrr, ummm, whaaa wha waaaaa.

Mr.President, one final question, if you had a son, would he look like a member of ISIS?

(King Obama) Eat your peas!

(Alledged razzzist TP reporter nmewn) Finally, a straight answer ;-)

(Yeah I know, no questions for da fuhrer)

 

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:42 | 5204664 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Be Warez! You hace been added to teh terrest watch lits.

Incidentally, with just one statement, the telepromptervised presentation managed to out-Onion The Onion.

"This strategy of taking out terrorists who threaten us, while supporting partners on the front lines, is one that we have successfully pursued in Yemen and Somalia for years."

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:58 | 5204753 nmewn
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Funny you should mention Yemen & Somalia, there is a historical connection I've been looking at.

But yeah, I'm not into protracted MIC shit and I also don't see the House of Saud or Persians or China or Russia etc. running to the rescue of Yazidis, Christians, Kurds and Shia.

Many times you can tell as much about those who are not hyperventilating about events as those who are ;-)

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 22:16 | 5204819 TheFourthStooge-ing
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What I found startlingly (and clearly unintentionally) hilarious is that the very reason they've had to pursue their Somalia/Yemen "strategy" for years is its lack of success.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 22:41 | 5204891 nmewn
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Somalia has always been a basket case. The funniest libtard comments have always been "There is your libertarian paradise!"

Its like..wut?

From a caliphate, to a colony, to cronyism, to...another incarnation of a basket case...lol.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 20:59 | 5204473 IridiumRebel
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SSDP
Same shit, different President.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:41 | 5204661 taxpayer102
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"I share your concern for peace.

I want peace as much as you do.

There are powerful personal reasons I want to end this war. This week I will have to sign 83 letters to mothers, fathers, wives, and loved ones of men who have given their lives for America in Vietnam. It is very little satisfaction to me that this is only one-third as many letters as I signed the first week in office. There is nothing I want more than to see the day come when I do not have to write any of those letters.

–I want to end the war to save the lives of those brave young men in Vietnam.

–But I want to end it in a way which will increase the chance that their younger brothers and their sons will not have to fight in some future Vietnam someplace in the world.

–And I want to end the war for another reason. I want to end it so that the energy and dedication of you, our young people, now too often directed into bitter hatred against those responsible for the war, can be turned to the great challenges of peace, a better life for all Americans, a better life for all people on this earth.

I have chosen a plan for peace. I believe it will succeed..."

- President Nixon's Address to the Nation on the War in VietNam, Nov 3, 1969

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 23:30 | 5205047 IridiumRebel
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Horseshit then, Horseshit now.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:00 | 5204476 stinkhammer
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chooooooooom!

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:01 | 5204478 Dr. Engali
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How long will this arrogant prick make the 35 people who bother watching his teleprompter ass wait?

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 22:46 | 5204479 mt paul
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this man refuse to listen

to any thing that punk says

 

will wait for zero hedge

to post the word cloud..

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:02 | 5204480 BGO
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Everyone is supposed to believe its just a coincidence that this latest foray into war making is being announced on, of all days, the eve of 9/11.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:06 | 5204498 nmewn
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Yeah, they'll blame it on a youtube video no one has ever seen.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:39 | 5204652 general ambivalent
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And one year ago: same date, same subject.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:03 | 5204483 trulz4lulz
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God I hate watching this guy read out loud. But, Im going to watch, just like watching any train wreck, I just cant look away.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 23:03 | 5204953 TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

just like watching any train wreck, I just cant look away.

Choom-Choom Charlie was an engineer...

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 03:21 | 5205343 StychoKiller
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"...Drove a locomotive both far and near
Accompanied by a monkey who would sit on a stool
Watching everything the engineer would move

One day the engineer wanted a bite to eat
He left the monkey sitting on the driver's seat
The monkey pulled the throttle, locomotive jumped the gun
Doing ninety miles an hour down the mainline run

Chorus
Big locomotive right on time
Big locomotive coming down the line
Big locomotive number ninety nine
Left the engineer with a worried mind

The engineer called up the despatcher on the phone
Tell him all about his locomotive was gone
Get on the wire, switch operator to write
'Cause the monkey's got the mainline sewed up tight

Switch operator got the message in time
Said there's a northbound limit on the same mainline
Open up the switch, I'm gonna let it through the hole
'Cause the monkey's got the locomotive under control!

[chorus]"

 

-- Grateful Dead, "Monkey and the Engineer", "Reckoning"

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:05 | 5204496 hesk
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Plz Mr. Pres protect our "freedums"

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:05 | 5204497 kill switch
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Should I be suprised??

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:07 | 5204499 Emergency Ward
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With already bloodied hands, the ultra-interventionist progressive War Chief Barack H Obama is dragging a reluctant, war-weary America back into another series of stupid, endless wars of choice.  Surrounded by his team of rabid warmongers, he has finally surpassed George W Bush in war insanity.

No doubt he will have his supporters from both sides of the War Party who will support his efforts and praise him for his goose-stepping "Heil Hitler" patriotism.

Opponents will be marginalized and smeared as anti-American terrorist-loving isolationists.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:14 | 5204539 JustObserving
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+1000 Superbly put

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:29 | 5204594 Wahooo
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It's the MIC Party, but let's not fight over small differences.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:49 | 5204709 booboo
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You had best be wearing your flag lapel button when you wrote that buddy or I'm turnin your azz in to the Power Rangers!!

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:07 | 5204500 Smegley Wanxalot
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Richter Scales throughout the globe are picking up the seismic laughter coming from ISIS-land.

 

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:07 | 5204502 Fiscal.Enema
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ISIS virus: Noun.. A deadly, contagious virus with origins in Islam, Central banking system, drug cartels, western spy agencies and American corporations.
Threatens Western and Asian lifestyles. Also, Judaism, Christianity, secular
Islam and Eastern religious orders.
Spreads by infecting host with propaganda lies of afterlife and 72 virgins.
Christ almighty....
No known cure except death of host by lead poisoning.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 03:23 | 5205345 StychoKiller
Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:06 | 5204505 Dr. Engali
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I'm scared......... hold me.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:10 | 5204522 nmewn
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Don't give him any ideas, he'll have federally subsidized grief counselors fanning out across the nation ;-)

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:12 | 5204526 Dr. Engali
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Damn it nmewn. You made me choke on my ice cream.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:14 | 5204540 nmewn
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Dammit Doc, its "for the children!" ;-)

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:14 | 5204535 trulz4lulz
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<holds you tight, tiny dancer>

but did I mishear him when he said were going to arm ISIS's opposition? So, are we going to arm Syria now? After we armed ISIS to fucking murder hundreds of thousands of Syrians? The fuck am I watching here?

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:20 | 5204562 nmewn
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You are watching getting involved in ME blood letting. Its messy and anyone who does it comes away with blood on their hands.

However (and here comes the junks to me) I want everyone of these cocksuckers called ISIS dead. If King Obama created them, he needs to kill them.

Its only fair to the world ;-)

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:25 | 5204575 overmedicatedun...
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nmewn you are in need of meds, you want every  isis dead you mean like those kids 9 and 10 years old with ak's and black pants?? how about thier mothers and gandma's you want them dead..just ask'n

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:39 | 5204646 nmewn
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ISIS has been pretty straight forward about what THEY want.

If (as the conventional wisdom around here is to be believed...which I don't) they are in fact a CIA or Zionist front organization. So, I'll put the question back to you, why wouldn't YOU want them all killed right down to the last woman and child who kicks severed heads around like they're soccer balls for fun?

If its evil, it should be killed, no matter where it comes from...whats the problem?

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:45 | 5204683 overmedicatedun...
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nmewn, brother, you have many great posts over the years, but I guess as someone who has seen heads and guts and dead children and women in anther glorius war for our freedom, I am just sick of it all, those poor ignorant people are crushed between the evil that is terrorist islam and the evil that is western nwo reptiles.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 22:07 | 5204787 nmewn
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Yeah (plus one) it sucks but if you will remember I have a muslim as my family doctor, its not something I take lightly.

I don't distrust all of them, I just know the history of whence they came. There is centuries of indoctrination (on both sides) but we all live in the here & now, in this space, not that.

If a few (or more than a few) think we're going back to Catholic Inquisitions or Caliphates, they are in fact in need of meds or a bullet.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:27 | 5204582 Minge
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Upvote from me, nmewn.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 23:19 | 5205009 tony wilson
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nmewn

the raping rabbi wants the isis dead.

you are a self loathing talmudic faggot.

you kill isis you kill yourself girly : )

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 03:24 | 5205348 StychoKiller
Thu, 09/11/2014 - 09:31 | 5205869 Tarshatha
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he's (Barry) not going after ISIS (or whatever the fuck they're called) he's going after Syria and with a big enough false flag on amerikan soil, Iran too.

They want world war, and if they can't have it on the doorstep of Russia (Ukraine), they'll drag Russia and China out to middle ground, and fat, ignorant, retarded, arrogant Amerikans are going to give it to them.

Just a couple of poorly done, fake beheading videos to get the party started again. But this time, I do love the British accent to drag the British in and quell the those peace lovers, combined with a Scottish Referendum (distraction) and a Potus who just announced it this time, I'm starting the third world war, Fuck You Congress! And a coalition to boot, Blahahahahaa

WTF just happened?

Oh Yeah, and FUCK YOU brzezinski!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  You'll rot in hell for your crimes against humanity.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:08 | 5204511 Cruel Aid
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lol, bullshit hack!

 

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:09 | 5204513 Yen Cross
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   Susan Rice looks like a giant fucking purple amoeba trying to swallow the whole situation room.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:25 | 5204558 Jena
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It's just the ebola in her, anxious to spread the wealth.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:09 | 5204516 robertocarlos
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Wait, aren't they called IS now? ISIL seems best but whatever.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:14 | 5204533 nmewn
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ISIS, ISIL, IS, the jihadist-caliphate media department seems as conflicted as O'Barry.

Whocouldanoed ;-)

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:33 | 5204612 Moe Howard
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Don't forget

 

Daash “Dulat al-Islam fi al-Iraq wal-Sham”

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:49 | 5204707 nmewn
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I'm glad you got out before all this bullshit Moe.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:11 | 5204520 Dr. Engali
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Broad coalition= Coalition of the willing....... Lol

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:15 | 5204542 Chupacabra-322
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A Coalition of Criminal UNITED STATES, CORP. INC. CIA, MIC, State Dept., FBI, DHS, NSA, NWO Pure Evil Vermin.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:26 | 5204576 Minge
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Coalition of the willing.  Bitches.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7T9gicSnR0

 

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:55 | 5204735 booboo
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or as Reggie Love would say "The bodacious bung hole coalition of the salad tossing choomers"

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:11 | 5204523 overmedicatedun...
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seems for me ave joe citizen, my most likely enemy is a cop with testosterone high and a glock. stay out of dc they even shoot down  young unarmed mothers with kids in the back seat..lord we need a major enema in government. go send the senate and congress and IRS yes the IRS to bum fukistan let them fight for .gov.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:12 | 5204524 stant
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Every time he gets up there he reminds me of the Martian ruler in the movie mars attacks. " don't run we are your friends"

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:13 | 5204528 John Wilmot
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miserable cunt

claims to have authority to intervene without Congressional approval, but welcomes Congress to join the discussion or some such nonsense - just like last time

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:13 | 5204529 Chupacabra-322
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Cock sucker just admitted he's going to continue Arming, Funding & Training Terror Organization. Hey Criminal CEO, The American People are United, United to Impeach, Arrest, Tri, Convict & Execute your War Criminal Trasonous Ass!!!

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:13 | 5204530 Maxter
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Wow, I only listened to the video 10 sec and I already saw so much lies and hypocrisy.

I can't stand this anymore.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:18 | 5204553 Chupacabra-322
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His False Narrative Script, PsyOp & Propaganda Script is being bought to you by your friendly neighborhood Pure Evil Psycopaths over at the CIA.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:13 | 5204532 R-502
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Anytime I hear this guy say" My Fellow Americans" I try to keep my dinner down. :P

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:15 | 5204538 Watts_D_Matter
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This guy Monkey is a DOUCHE...

 

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:15 | 5204541 orangegeek
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bullshit us some more hopey changey barry

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:15 | 5204543 Barnaby
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We're going to strengthen anti-Assad forces to help fight ISIL? Isn't that how we built ISIL in the first place, by strengthening resistance fighters? So now these guys will not only fight Assad, but also ISIL. Am I missing anything? Am I having a stroke?

Kidding aside, this looks like a Ia Drang situation.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:36 | 5204621 John Wilmot
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The enemy of my enemy is my enemy

(and my enemy is simulteinsouly my friend)

...makes sense

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 22:02 | 5204766 booboo
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Many, many years ago when I was 23,
I was married to a wider who was purty as can be.
This wider had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon they two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpa.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad,
And so became my uncle though it made me very sad.
For, if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the wider's grown-up daughter who, of course, was my step-mother.

My father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run,
And he became my grandchild for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue
Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too.

I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpa.

Oh, if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild.
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my own grandmother, I'm my own grandpa.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:17 | 5204545 djsmps
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Loved the echo on the voice. But the end of the speech turned into a weird campaign speech. He did everything but tell how well GM is.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:18 | 5204554 Cruel Aid
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lol, yea

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:27 | 5204584 nmewn
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GM's alive and Bidens still brain dead!

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:30 | 5204600 trulz4lulz
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Ill defeat <X> with resolve and bombs, we're going to stop teh ebolas, buy moar stawks, buy moar war bonds, stnd tall 'Merkins, you get to kill more people you paid billions of dollars to create. Be so proud 'Merkins freedumb is cummin' and freedum is cummin' hard.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:17 | 5204550 Watts_D_Matter
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get rid of Obomb-a build a golf course in Iraq...

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 22:57 | 5204934 palmereldritch
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They've only got one course in Syria
http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g294011-d301074-i32...

But the MIC will be starting on excavations for new facilities shortly... 

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:18 | 5204552 i_call_you_my_base
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He mentions the "syrian opposition," but fails to mention who they oppose. This was some pretty slick propaganda. Lead with 9/11, we need to take out ISIS, but then drop the funding of anti-assad forces. This shit is too easy for them.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:19 | 5204557 DerAdler
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... because most Americans could not see the consequences of electing a limpwristed, untalented, black, muslim, communistic gaybo liar who has no experience in the public or private sectors.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:24 | 5204571 RattNRoll
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 the fucker was selected. The voting system is a rigged charade like stocks. He's a fucking salesman for the satanic oligarchs/nwo.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:35 | 5204626 25or6to4
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DerAdler
Whada ya mean bath house Barry has no experience in private (parts) sector? I'm sure Reggie can attest to all the experience Oblowme has.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:37 | 5204630 John Wilmot
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Obama has zero influence over American foreign policy.

He's just the frontman for those who do.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:20 | 5204559 RattNRoll
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The sheep will eat this up....amazing and sad how fucked we have become.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:22 | 5204565 himaroid
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Him, him, FUCK him. 

Here's some good news for you guys.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/print/2014-09-10/bofa-trading-executives-l...

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:22 | 5204566 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen. Now you 'merican will be safe. The world cowers at your feet, everyone is so scared of the big bad 'mericans.

FUCK YOU! and Fuck your "TROOPS" Douchbags!

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:48 | 5204701 surf0766
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Stop recoding meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!!!!!

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:24 | 5204574 djsmps
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In just about any other time, this would have stayed on the news for debate. Not in Soma-land. It's immediately back to America's Got Talent. I don't have cable anymore, but I imagine on CNN it was right back to a nasal-voiced English twit screaming about where in the Indian, no, Gulf of Jakarta, Arabian Nights that the missing Maylasian Flight was.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:27 | 5204581 general ambivalent
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'Merica for 'Mericists. Tearrer for tearrists. Exception for Exceptionalists.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:26 | 5204583 Son of Captain Nemo
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Can you say "9/11 Part Deux"?!!!...

Why not make it a party tomorrow complete with starting our New Year's 3 1/2 month early with funny hats and plenty of noise makers...All of the party favors and food and beverage will be provided by JPM, Goldman and the MIC they own!

We'll celebrate early With the U.S. Army band singing "Auld Lang Syne" in front of the Pentagram and the 9/11 Memorial in Manhattan!

Might as well. 

Ye Old Commander-in-Chief is broadcasting that it's comin Loud and Clear!

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:34 | 5204617 trulz4lulz
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"if you threaten 'Merika, you will find no safe haven." *

*This statement excludes, China, Russia, North Korea, Mexican Drug Cartels, Pakistan and India.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 22:46 | 5204907 Son of Captain Nemo
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*This statement excludes, China, Russia, North Korea, Mexican Drug Cartels, Pakistan and India.

I think Mr. President made a derisive comment with Russia only mentioned once as "some sort of a problem" but he didn't elaborate.

Maybe we'll wake up tomorrow morning to find that ISIS/ISIL is now linked to Russia?!!!

As schizoid delusional as this M-F is most importantly his keepers I wouldn't be at all surprised if they try that on us!

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 22:55 | 5204932 trulz4lulz
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I got a bad feeling about this one chewy......

Here is how I see it going down. Damascus gets nuked, tomorrow. Much easier to do than 'Merika. Then, it get blamed on ISIS, naturally. All bets are off after that goes down (not saying it will, I just have this feeling). Sometimes I talk about my feelings....I could tell you a story about a conversation I had with some co-workers before 9/11. But you wouldnt believe me. But anyway, thats how I see this whole fucking thing playing out. Damascus gets leveled, WWIII or IV, but who's counting anymroe?

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 07:40 | 5205532 Wahooo
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Agree with the jew bankers nuking damascus. Because either Assad stays in power in the way of the pipeline, or ISIS takes over. At that point, the Russians take out baghdad and the gulf states including the Sauds. Game, match, set. Putin still wins. Because in no scenario do America and Russia trade nukes with each other.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:27 | 5204585 Wahooo
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Guess I'll just hold my nose and root for ISIS.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:33 | 5204614 Eyeroller
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At least they are honest about their intentions.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 22:21 | 5204836 nmewn
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I'll give em that, they don't hem & haw around about it like the Muslim Brotherhood.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:34 | 5204601 all-priced-in
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Look at his fucking eyes &  pupil size

 

How much COKE does a guy need to snort/smoke before your pupils are larger than your ass hole?

 

Am I the only person that noticed this???

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:39 | 5204650 i_call_you_my_base
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I didn't notice the pupils, but his eyes looked like he used some sort of drops to look like a puppy dog. Completely clear and the right kind of slight teariness. I believe those sort of drops are used in movies, like when a man meets a woman at the airport. I'm generally not wild in these sorts of accusations, but I did think about it.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:42 | 5204656 John Wilmot
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"How much COKE does a guy need to snort/smoke before your pupils are larger than your ass hole?"

No one's gonna do it?

Okay, I'll do it: something something Reggie, something something grand canyon.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:48 | 5204694 all-priced-in
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It is hard to say ISIL when you have jizz between your cheeks and underwear

 

 

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:31 | 5204608 surf0766
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Wait for McCain and Graham to join him for more pictures with them with the terrorists in Syria..

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:32 | 5204609 SMC
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Zero trust. Zero confidence.

Perhaps the 43% who do trust Obummer and associates are paid through the taxes on those who still produce and are of the set of government "porn surfing is hard work" employees, pubic “servants” paid by federal grants to state and local communities that should be funding themselves, employees and executives of businesses surviving through corporate welfare to the military-security-medical-insurance-etc... complexes, EBT parasites, etc...

Just got one of those “sign a petition” email from Michele Bachmann – she has proposed legislation that if a US citizen joins ISIS their citizenship and passport are revoked. [SARC on] Perhaps that would be a way for young idealists to ditch their student loans and get around the increased US State Department renunciation fees! [SARC off]

This ship is sinking and there is nothing they can do about it. A young idealist might choose to join just to give DC the middle finger. Better to die fighting for a cause that he or she believes in, than to waste away in the ghetto.

“Just Us” does not now, and may never understand what is happening and why. Gerald Celente says that they were born on third base and think they hit a triple... - an excellent analogy. Perhaps they will gain the same “too little too late” insight that French “nobility and tax fiends” did during the French revolution when they were imprisoned in the operational equivalent of a modern day GMO fed CAFO (Concentrated Animal Feeding Operations) in preparation for their date with the guillotine.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:32 | 5204610 Eyeroller
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Nothing like announcing your plans to the enemy.  Good thing that ISIS are just a bunch of cavemen with no access to tv or internet.  I feel safer already.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:32 | 5204611 Statetheist
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Fuck government forever.

Wed, 09/10/2014 - 21:33 | 5204615 ToNYC
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Bomb4Peace uno mas.

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