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How To Test For Fake Gold And Silver

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Many precious metals investors like the idea of physical bullion because, unlike paper money, it is difficult to counterfeit. That said, when there is a will, there is a way. In recent years, there have been extremely concerning cases of gold counterfeit, and investors that are not fully prepared can get duped. That’s why we worked with our friends at Silver.com to put together this handy infographic list of ways to test for fake gold or silver.

 

How to Test for Fake Gold and Silver
Courtesy of: Visual Capitalist

Some pointers that we think are particularly important:

  • Always buy from a reputable merchant. If you buy directly from something like Craigslist or Ebay, there are no guarantees that your product is authentic.
  • Mints are starting to fight back as well – some newer products have additional security features to prevent counterfeiting.
  • Know and understand how the different tests for fake bullion work, and use them to verify that your gold or silver is real.

Here’s also a video version:

 

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Thu, 09/11/2014 - 21:32 | 5209176 seek
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Ultrasonic thickness gauges can't be spoofed if you're dealing with known sizes (measure the coin or bar or look it up for common coins).

It's the one-and-done approach to confirming authentic solid gold/silver.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 21:39 | 5209203 monkeyboy
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I normally check to see if there's chocolate under the gold wrapper.  

 

Win win either way.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 21:46 | 5209221 Publicus
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Peer to peer currencies are immue to fakes.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 21:48 | 5209235 somecallmetimmah
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...and intrinsic value.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 21:57 | 5209261 Xibalba
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Who the hell would want Gold????  I'm all about stacking USD!  I mean...Yellen's gonna raise rates and the economy is on fire!  Unemployment will be negative next year. 

 

 

 

do I even need to /sarc?

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 22:32 | 5209356 Pool Shark
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After the recent finding of a fake American Gold Eagle http://www.goldcoinbalance.com/http:/www.goldcoinbalance.com/fake-tungsten-gold-coins that fooled the Fisch-style Gold Coin Balance, I decided it was time to check my stash.

I got one of these:

http://www.sigmametalytics.com/

It really is as quick and simple as advertised. A little pricey up-front, but now I sleep well at night.

Best Investment I've made (next to my stash; and the scuba gear to retrieve it from the bottom of the lake...)

 

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 00:52 | 5209642 COSMOS
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Ultimate test for that gold bar is just melt the damned thing.  All metals have unique melting points.

http://www.mellencompany.com/Furnaces/goldMeltingFurnaces.html

Then you can cast in letters that spell.  FUCK THE FED

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 04:36 | 5209806 Supernova Born
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How many thousands of years has it been since humans could effectively and reliably test gold and silver? The same people who didn't know the Earth was round, or that the Earth revolved around the sun or of the existence of microscopic pathogens could verify without doubt that PMs were genuine. Presenting the issue as a difficult conundrum doesn't pass the smell test.

Fake gold? More like fake "information".

Seems like anti-PM bullshit wrapped in a superficial layer of good graphics and partially correct information, IMHO.

-The ice cube test?

-Graphic of a paint brush going over base metal bars?

-Don't buy from individuals?

-Insist on "safety features" (implying they are required on an ELEMENT with singularly unique chemical and physical properties that have been know for thousands and thousands of years?)

-Only buy new production (with "safety features" in the NSA age over the internet)?

Stinks like a alley dumpster behind a restaurant on a hot summer day.

 

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 01:03 | 5209654 swmnguy
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Well, USD are far better insulating material than PMs.  That is known.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 21:57 | 5209266 MarkD
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all i know is....... i'm waiting in line for an iPhone 6......... thats real value.

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 09:49 | 5210316 funthea
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Except for the fact that there are copious amounts of equally identicle schemed alt coins, as to make the lot of them as numerous as grains of sand, thereby rendering their scarsity to non existant. Ergo, exceedingly low real value.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 21:47 | 5209226 pakled
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Yeah, unless you pay $1,400 for a giant Hershey bar. ;>

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 21:49 | 5209240 FreeMktFisherMN
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Sarc here to a degree, but the Hershey bar will have more value than the fiat eventually. 

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 21:54 | 5209255 pakled
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Me too. I wonder if two half sarcs equal a full sarc?

 

(rhetorical)

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 21:54 | 5209252 Mr Pink
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Is chocolate worth more than silver yet?

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 00:54 | 5209644 Charming Anarchist
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Chocolate may easily be worth more than silver to me.  Winter is coming and I may be stuck in the snow.  I can not eat silver. I reckon there will be other folks like me. 

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 09:20 | 5210218 exi1ed0ne
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If there are other folks, I'd eat them and keep the silver.  Since most Americans are drugged to the hilt, you get a free buzz to tide you over until AAA arrives.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 22:36 | 5209375 Buck Johnson
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But gold as currency is passe right?  If people go out of their way to make fake gold there's a reason.  They want to keep the gold and give away the dollars.

 

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 22:51 | 5209416 stant
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I find so much lost in boating accidents but it dosent pays for my scuba diving hobby.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 21:51 | 5209249 BandGap
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Buy small gold and large silver. It works.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 21:58 | 5209267 Mr Pink
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This article is BS. If you acid test your silver and it turns the acid green you have a big big problem

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 22:22 | 5209333 Raymond K Hessel
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You don't say.

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 00:05 | 5209576 Greenskeeper_Carl
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It depends on the acid and what you are testing. I believe it's 14k gold acid that will turn blue with pure silver, white with sterling(approx .92 pure). Also, with gold you have to be aware of the composition of the coin you are testing. Things like eagles or krugs, which are something like .925 pure, are going to give you different colors when tested than something like a maple, which is .999 pure. The copper diluting the gold in any non .999 coin could confuse some first timers, making them think the coin is fake, but really they just need to use the 22k acid rather than the 24k.

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 01:43 | 5209699 OldPhart
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any acid I've tested gave a whole new range of colors...and sounds, and perceptions and tastes...

The Californina Kid

 

(I'm the sqaurest thing on earth, wouldn't recognize a drug if it was thrown at me.)

 

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 05:41 | 5209849 Zeta Reticuli
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Don't take the brown acid!

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 23:24 | 5213258 Proofreder
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+10 for the Woodstock reference.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 21:58 | 5209268 Mr Pink
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This article is BS. If you acid test your silver and it turns the acid green you have a big big problem

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 22:23 | 5209335 Raymond K Hessel
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You don't say, again.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 22:36 | 5209376 Pool Shark
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He did say, again,... again...

 

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 04:26 | 5209810 Supernova Born
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Seek (first post) is once again spot on.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 21:34 | 5209180 TeamDepends
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Way more important: We have made it through 9/11/14 without incident. Thank you, Jesus!

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 21:37 | 5209191 somecallmetimmah
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We'll now, *somebody* (who shall remain nameless) crapped in my pants this afternoon. So I'd hardly call that "without incident", thank you very much.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 21:39 | 5209205 Oliver Klozoff
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lol

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 21:49 | 5209241 TeamDepends
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And herein lies the problem, if one merely "straps in", then the only thing one needs fear is the talky-monkeys in their head...:

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 01:44 | 5209700 OldPhart
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Somebody else had a close call...but it was just a wet fart.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 21:45 | 5209218 knukles
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Day ain't over with, yet.
But, I do concur, nonetheless

Just wait for the Sunday big time MSM political talk shows.....  Mark my words....  We made it through despite the interminable nasty evil fuckers trying to eradicate freedom and democracy from the face of the planet solely due to the unbelievable sacrifices of our intrepid authorities guarding our borders, ports, transportation hubs and beating small children selling lemonade, which demands ever increasing vigilance and fealty to polices put in place and yet to come which will ensure the system's (ah hem, get it, system) survival for the children.  And it's gonna take 10,000 times the resources to ensure our collective (note, collective as freedoms) security in the future.  Must kill all the brown people everywhere that even look at us funny.  USA USA USA USA USA.....

Betcha betcha betcha

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 22:23 | 5209328 atomp
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Jesus schmesus! Thank The DHS!! /troll off

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 21:37 | 5209190 knukles
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Why would anybody want to test to see if you're buying fake gold and silver?    Wouldn't you always want to buy real gold or silver?
It's like those street signs; "Caution, Slow Children"  Why would you let slow children in busy streets?
It's so confusing

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 21:43 | 5209212 somecallmetimmah
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Just remember: the faster you drive, the less time you'll spend on the road. Do it, not only for the slow children, but also for the fat chicks.

*Think* about it...

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 22:33 | 5209357 Took Red Pill
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No, silly! That refers to their intelligence! The signs for slow children means there's dumb kids in the neighborhood!

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 08:54 | 5210128 sleigher
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The should have those signs at all US airports.  Should read caution slow people though.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 21:37 | 5209193 Oliver Klozoff
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Thanks Tyler!

What do you know about the timing on TSHTF?

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 21:44 | 5209216 STG5IVE
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It's happening in east Ukraine, Syria, Iraq and Gaza right now.  Shouldn't be long.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 22:25 | 5209342 in4mayshun
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FFWD 3 years later...
" anytime now"

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 22:34 | 5209372 MonsterBox
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And West Africa

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 23:16 | 5209474 TheReplacement
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Fukushima and Mexico

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 21:47 | 5209225 somecallmetimmah
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Like a thief in the night. You'll wake up one morning to discover that *someone* has mysteriously crapped in your pajamas.

Don't laugh; it happened to me.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 21:50 | 5209245 knukles
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Traumatic, I take it?

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 22:15 | 5209315 somecallmetimmah
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It was AWFUL. I was looking around for a dog turd in my bedroom for 20 minutes, before I realized that stench was coming from inside my pants!

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 00:42 | 5209630 Larry Dallas
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How much did you drink the night before?!

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 03:43 | 5209789 Greshams Law
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Sounds like one of those horror movies, where the text is coming from 127.0.0.1.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 22:15 | 5209318 ThroxxOfVron
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You don't sleep alone do you?

Also cats.   Cats will bring anything into the bed.   -Don't ask.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 22:26 | 5209344 in4mayshun
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I hate it when my cat drags home ugly drunk chicks and makes me sleep with them...

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 01:11 | 5209666 ParkAveFlasher
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This thread is a cat-astrophe.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 21:40 | 5209202 Latitude25
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Ping test your coins with an Iphone app:

http://www.cointrustapp.com/en/index.php

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 21:39 | 5209206 FieldingMellish
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Just in time for the new lows to be made in both PMs. Paper gold is ALL fake but it doesn't appear to matter.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 21:47 | 5209233 FreeMktFisherMN
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If one has the capital and either doesn't leverage or at least doesn't overleverage, one can start scaling into long exposure to the metals. I dare them to take it lower and expose the phyzz/paper divergence. Miners will get hit hard and that means supply goes down, and last I checked silver is an amazing industrial metal, too.

Downside risk is severely limited especially if one doesn't use margin, or if does, doesn't overleverage. If one has survived this contrived selloff over the past few years, now PMs can be picked up on the cheap, scaling in. Nothing has changed as far as debt levels, unfunded liabilities, pension promises, geopolitical concerns, QE either outright or covert, etc.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 22:24 | 5209338 FieldingMellish
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Good idea: I'll buy a third now, a third when it gets to $1000 and then another third when it hits $800... then I'll sell it all when it hits $250.

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 03:44 | 5209791 Greshams Law
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Misfired post.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 21:46 | 5209230 CunnyFunt
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Some correction is required regarding magnetic attraction. Silver commonly is produced in jewelry form with a Rhodium plating. The Rhodium is applied over a nickel coating on the silver. With rare-earth magnets, Rhodium-coated silver will be mildly attracted on account of the nickel. I've fire assayed a batch of Rhodium-coated Sterling jewelry and it resulted in greater than .925 purity.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 21:56 | 5209242 pakled
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And that's why I love mercury dimes. No counterfeiting reports, and they buy a loaf of bread... then, now, and quite possibly in the future.

 

+1 on this article btw.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 22:13 | 5209314 somecallmetimmah
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They are wonderful, aren't they? I stack mostly eagles, but I also keep a dozen sleeves of dimes, just for that purpose. Think I'll buy some more tomorrow.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 22:22 | 5209332 pakled
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Ha. Great handle. Early Dylan take off, I'd say...

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 22:03 | 5209284 Hulk
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They forgot the float test. Threw my gold in the lake one time, and it floated away...

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 22:11 | 5209310 CunnyFunt
Thu, 09/11/2014 - 23:28 | 5209487 daedon
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Aww man, you threw away the chocolate ones.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 22:22 | 5209329 Joe Tierney
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The rectumended way to test if your precious metals are genuine is to be so anal when you buy that you have little or nothing to worry about thereafter.

 

Do your research on the online seller(s) - thorough research! Take however many days as you need for this.

 

Only buy stuff that comes with its own assay and is sealed in the mint's plastic bubble or has the Mintmark SI seal, and get your $20 Mintmark SI lens. Sunshine Minting is really popular for silver and gold because they adhere to verifiable authentication technologies.

 

Stay away from coins, unless they come with a cert. and are sealed in the mint's plastic bubble or plastic solid. Coins also have a premium you must pay when you buy and a similar sized dock in the price you will get when you sell - double hit there.

 

Don't pay more for 9999 silver (Canadian, mostly) because even if silver went to $1000 per oz the difference in value between 9999 and 999 would only be $1.

 

Check out JM Bullion - do your own research on them - I recommend them.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 22:28 | 5209352 exartizo
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I highly recommend Provident Metals for all your high quality boating accident type material.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 22:34 | 5209361 22winmag
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I would have said Merit a month ago until the axe fell on their business. Closed after 28 years. http://www.meritgold.com

 

Merit had everyone beat on bullion, sovereigns, francs, maples and free shipping starting at $1,500. Show me a deal as good as they offered.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 22:39 | 5209383 exartizo
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...no offense brother but Merit became a bloated main stream media whore bordering on a cheap trick fast money scam operation.

Well known that way to many, sorry to say.

They had every Tom, Dick and Harry cheap low-life retired actor advertising for them to the poor senior masses that they could find.

The actors all got their cut and Merit's real legitimate business took the hit.

Provident folks are solid.

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 00:44 | 5209636 Larry Dallas
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Been buying from APMEX lately, however it may be time to diversity...

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 01:38 | 5209694 gdogus erectus
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No way - Tulving has Merit beat hands down! Check out Tulving. I don't know how that guy keeps his lights on with low low price like that!

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 07:16 | 5209906 p00k1e
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Tulving didn’t keep his lights on and this was covered by ZH months ago.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 22:53 | 5209421 TuPhat
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10.49 is the density of silver at room temperature.  Density is mass/volume.  How can you come up with density by dividing mass/mass.  I wouldn't trust the author of this article unless someone can explain this to me.  It is past my bedtime so I might not be thinking straight.

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 09:47 | 5210112 i_fly_me
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That technique works due to the fact that the difference between the weight of just the water and its weight while partially supporting the mass of metal suspended within it is directly related to the difference between the SGs of the water and the metal.  It's a pretty common technique for determining SG.  The real problem is that while this might give you some confidence with silver, gold and tungsten have SGs within 3 significant figures of each other.  Using this approach at home usually isn't going to be accurate enough to tell the difference between the two.

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 10:45 | 5210458 Pseudonymous
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What this test measures is specific gravity. It is a dimensionless quantity representing the ratio of two densities (the infographic has it wrong where it puts a "g" after the values). Given that water has a density of close to 1 g/cm3, the measured SG value will be close to the value of the density of the tested object in g/cm3.

ProTip: you can get a better accuracy (resolution) of the measurement by placing a stand with a thread on the scale, zeroing, and then hanging the object on the thread and submerging it in water (just like in the method shown in the infographic, making sure it is fully submerged, does not touch the container, and that there are no air bubbles on the object or on the thread). You need a stand that you can place in the center of the scale, with an arm long enough to make sure that the object will hang freely in the water without touching anything, and which is heavy and stable enough so that it does not tip over under the weight of the object, but the stand+hung object should not exceed the maximum weight limit of the scale. Then take a measurement W2. Together with the measurement of the weight of the dry object W1 you can get the SG by this formula:

SG = W1/(W1-W2)

Both methods exploit the Archimedes' principle to obtain the weight of the water that is displaced by the submerged object.

Sat, 09/13/2014 - 08:44 | 5213690 TuPhat
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I don't think anyone will let me do any of these tests until after I buy the PM. I only buy coins, one or two at a time, so it won't be helpful.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 23:02 | 5209445 mijev
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How to test if gold is fake: Is it in Ft Knox? Yes? Then it's fake.

Thu, 09/11/2014 - 23:06 | 5209451 Godisanhftbot
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 When I saw that headline my first thought was.

 

 WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DIFFERENCE?

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 00:23 | 5209608 Muc Metals
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Fastest, most secure and most convenient method for PM testing: eddy current tester.

Takes 1 second testing fine silver, fine gold or gold coins. 
BTW: you may need 2 different testers for small coins/small bars (up to 100g) and big bars above 100g since penetration depth is depending on frequency. And testers are either high frquency (~ 60 to 900 khz)  or low frequency (100 Hz to 1 khz).

Penetration depth ~ 1 / SQRT( frequeny )

Testers are not cheap but worth every penny spent.

Testers you'll be happy with: SIGMATEST (=hi freq) from Foerstergroup http://www.foerstergroup.com and SIGMASCOPE GOLD  from FISCHER (they are producing hi freq and low freq testers) http://www.globalspec.com/FeaturedProducts/Detail/FischerTechnology/SIGM...

Eddy current is good at testing plastic-wrapped (max 0.5mm) PMs which an ultrasonic tester cannot (needs contact fluid).

As soon as eddy current is entering your work place, ultrasonic testers like GM PHASOR XS are off the pay roll ;)

 

 

 

 

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 00:26 | 5209614 Gold Dog
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Just buy your Eagles in a sealed red box from a known dealer and everything should sink nicley!

 

Dog

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 00:42 | 5209629 Jumbie
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The "weight test" above is baloney.

Putting the stuff (metal / water) on a scale does NOT work.

The weight must be suspended and weighed in air vs in water, or, the scale must be IN the water vs in air.

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 01:15 | 5209669 Zeta Reticuli
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If you weigh the displaced water and compare it to the weight of gold or silver you can calculate specific density, which is useful. However, it requires special glassware. This article is grossly inaccurate.

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 06:49 | 5209886 Wahooo
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I don't get it. If you zero out the water and its container, then add the silver, the weight will be that of the silver. So dividing that weight by the initial silver weight will equal 0. Right?  What am I missing?

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 11:44 | 5210803 Pseudonymous
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You are missing the part where it says "don't touch the dish". If you look up a more detailed explanation of how to do a specific gravity test for a solid object it will more clearly say that the thread and the object should not lay on or hang from or touch the container but should be supported separately.

There are two methods, both rely on the Archimedes' principle. I included some Wikipedia links and some explanations in this post.

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 09:38 | 5210221 ltsgt1
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I use the density test for my 100oz silver bars. Any tall and narrow measurement container will do the trick rather than a flat container for better result. It's impossible using density test on coins.

I use Fisch to detect fake gold coin but recently there are counterfeits which can pass the Fisch test. Luckily, these fakes don't ping. They make a thug sound like a Canadian Maple would when they are dropped on hard surface. These counterfeits are only in American Eagle and Krugerrand as far as I know.

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 11:59 | 5210916 Pseudonymous
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You are talking about a test where the water overflows. That would indeed be unnecessarily complicated yet inaccurate. The test they mention uses Archimedes' principle and does not involve overflowing. There is also a second related method of doing the same test which I explained in this post.

This method I explained is accurate enough to test even small gold coins. I've done it several times using a regular cheap 0.01g resolution digital scale.

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 11:28 | 5210731 Pseudonymous
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It is not baloney.

It uses Archimedes' principle and Newton's third law of motion. When the object is suspended (the thread obviously should not be supported by the scale but by something else, e.g. by hand) in the glass of water on the scale it effectively measures the weight of the water that was displaced by the object.

However, their method is somewhat less accurate than the method you described, as I explained above.

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 00:52 | 5209643 tvdog
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Thanks Tylers. I saved both the infographic and the video for future reference. I have an acid test kit, but the ping and magnet tests look useful too.

I'm pretty sure my gold is real, and most of my silver, but some of the silver I bought from that Jew in Chicago might be fake ....

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 01:25 | 5209680 Dead Canary
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Every one knows you can't eat gold, but Federal reserve notes make a tasty salad.

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 01:41 | 5209698 antidisestablis...
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Luckily nobody ever plans to try and sell this shit so who cares if it's fake.

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 02:03 | 5209711 Quaderratic Probing
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The movement from $1800 to $1200 is real

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 05:01 | 5209816 Supernova Born
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That would imply the $ represents something "real".

 

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 08:15 | 5209992 Vooter
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You still have an ounce of gold.

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 08:35 | 5210061 Kobe Beef
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And at $1200, you should be buying more.

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 10:14 | 5210392 ClowardPiven2016
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true... but the move up from $400 per ounce that I paid back in the early 80's is also real

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 18:22 | 5212435 Quaderratic Probing
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Just wondering what would cause you to sell it $1900 I take was not enough

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 03:38 | 5209787 vyeung
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for all the posters that that reply in the realm of "WHO GIVES A CRAP" = "I DON'T HAVE SHITE SO WHAT DO I CARE"

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 04:17 | 5209807 Volaille de Bresse
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"Peer to peer currencies are immue to fakes"

You should follow the leaders of the pack (China Russia India) : do they Btc? NO they buy gold.

End of story... It's a loooong run but I betcha that around 2025 you'll be glad you bought some PMs around 2014.

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 06:26 | 5209875 Keltner Channel Surf
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How do you test for fake markets ?

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 09:10 | 5210190 ltsgt1
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The prices go higher and higher as volume goes lowere and lower.

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 07:06 | 5209899 qzu
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HOW TO TEST FIAT CURRENCIES:

- take a note in your left hand and a match in your right hand

- burn the note

- what is left is the real - intrinsic - value of the tested currency

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 07:11 | 5209903 p00k1e
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I just look for the can of gold spray paint when I’m buying my gold from the flea market guy. 

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 07:37 | 5209926 AdmTirpitz
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How can I weigh a lakes weight, all my coins fell over board in a drunken kayak mishap

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 12:17 | 5210993 Pseudonymous
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You are doing it wrong. You need to do your next kayak trip over deep ocean water.

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 08:48 | 5210104 Tarshatha
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magnet test for silver.

Magnets must be Neodymium.

And for small pieces, ie coins and small bars.

 

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 09:03 | 5210170 himaroid
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TD, some days you are worth a damn.

Thanks.

Wed, 09/17/2014 - 19:28 | 5228223 dontworrybehappy
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Just take it to the "We buy gold here" guys and let them test it, 

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