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Kerry Rocks Kasbah Caption Contest

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Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/12/2014 13:31 -0400



 

1. Unveil strategy to "degrade and ultimately destroy" ISIS.

2. Unleash the Kerry.

3. ...

4. Declare mission accomplished.

Source: WSJ

 
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Fri, 09/12/2014 - 15:19 | 5211882 Obamanism
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Is Kerry saying to both Sheiks "The Viagra should start to work Now. No need to keep checking"

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 15:20 | 5211883 Falconsixone
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Look, we're from the same tribe so I'll cut you a great deal.

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 15:24 | 5211900 Notsobadwlad
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Ok, so we take the fall in round five. All of the money is on round three so we have to outlast, but not make it look too good. That way we clean up without a call for a rematch.

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 15:49 | 5212009 kchrisc
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John Cohen is saying, "Come on guys, we, I mean they, will get their Lebensraum and pipeline. You can either play ball or be the ball like Saddam or Gaddafi."

An American, not US subject.

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 16:19 | 5212103 Boubou
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Kerry " Look, could you round up a few of the guys for another "9/11"?  -this time we'll pretend Syria and Russia did it"

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 16:36 | 5212166 MsCreant
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Guy on right "Got any of those little blue pills? I keep playing with it but I can't get it up for you."

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 16:37 | 5212167 venturen
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And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness."

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 17:40 | 5212315 El Gordo
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Where did you all get those table cloths, Amazon?

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 18:24 | 5212444 mijev
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I've started this new company. It's called Camel Towing.

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 18:39 | 5212475 EBT excepted
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we do camel toeing, great for an afternoons entertainment...

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 18:36 | 5212465 EBT excepted
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3...gib dem all on da EBT, get a big mac...dem m'a'fuga's fill you up...

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 18:40 | 5212476 pilager
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Hahahaha...Horse face! Why the long face! kEDrry

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 18:40 | 5212477 pilager
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Hahahaha...Horse face! Why the long face! kEDrry

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 19:14 | 5212588 Irving Phelps
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Just when I had that slippery little bastard by the throat Michelle hits me up side the head....

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 20:22 | 5212799 AgeOfJefferson
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"Keep doing as you're told; everythings is going according to our plan."

Fri, 09/12/2014 - 23:12 | 5213243 Central Ohio
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ZH kinda ruined that song for me.  I wonder if Kerry listens to catholic radio.

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