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What Would You Pay An NFL Cheerleader?
When the Buffalo Bills play their home opening game, the team will be without its cheerleading squad -- the Buffalo Jills, for the first time since 1967. The squad has been suspended because some former cheerleaders are suing the team claiming wage theft. What does an NFL cheerleader cost? Bloomberg Businessweek's Ira Boudway looks at the math.
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Remember, $15 per hour for burger-flippers is considered a 'fair' livable wage by the President... so how much is "fair" for these talented young ladies?
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Listen! $20 usd's for 15 minutes!
I got 100 an hour and a 5 dollar bottle of wine. No holds barred!
RIPS
I'll see that note and raise $10.
A couple of oz. of silver...
Deathrips, didn't you mean no HOLES barred??
Whoops...youre right...my bad.
RIPS
Watch your junk fellas, those pom poms can give worse than paper-cuts
I never knew...
what click-bait truly was....
till now...
I feel so.....
used
Don't ever say I never gave you nuthin ;-)
http://www.barnorama.com/sexy-nfl-cheerleaders/
Does she have a brain or not?
On the top one, the brain is as real as the boobs.
Hate that overly firm, plastic feel.
..depends upon whether there was any cheer on my lap.
That is absolutely hilarious.
I'd pay a buttload for the Head Cheerleader alone.
"Hate that overly firm, plastic feel."
I have no problem with the overly firm, plastic feel, and ya, they are totally worth it...said the tittybar owner.
wwxx
Yeah but the other parts are easier to find.
(Gratuitous & misogynistic! Bad boy nmewn, bend over!)
dawg, u git a reddie on that.
now u gotta' report to Mrs_nmewn and confess ur sinz ; - )
- Ned
She knows I was no saint, been faithful to her though.
Hey! I'm married not dead!!! ;-)
I'm betting 300 quatloos on the blonde, to win.
DAMN! 'QUATLOOS'! I forget which episode (oops, I mean, 'mission') that was from...
I seem to be having an issue seeing the video, but I went to an alternate server and at least got the picture. Bloomberg really sucks (by the way).
You can place the value of these girls by looking from right to left (from the perspective of the picture).
The one on the far right is 'easy' (you can tell because of her fat belly), but a pretty smile. You'll never satisfy her unless you have an historically large penis (or are black).
Bid 25 Quatloos.
The one in the middle is in the first stages of Anorexia Nervosa. Her tits are sort of sagging, and she has a pronounced 'adam's apple' as well as the visible musculature in her neck without the layer of fat to smooth it, indicating malnourishment (or, perhaps, too many male hormones). Too much makeup on her eyes. I would expect facial wrinkles by age 35.
Bid 20 Quatloos.
The girl on the left is a 'breeder'. Firm tits, nice waist, legs held tightly together. Thrusting ass, poised for penetration. She'll have issues with her overblown hair, though. It looks like she singed it with the blowdryer. HOWEVER, she also would be the type that is 'high maintainence' (also referred to as a 'trophy wife'). The sex would be a 10, but the conversations would be totally irrelevant (at least, according to my judgement of the picture).
Bid 45 Quatloos (only because she looks like she really, REALLY enjoys sex). It would be higher, but she actually looks sort of scrawny.
I can't see the brunette in the background clearly enough to place a bid.
Was that 'Triskelion'? So many planets, and too little time...
After the NFL season winds down and the Bufallo Bills lose again (as they always do), will this issue with the 'jills' be considered; or can we call the 'roided-out blacks with their jeri-curls and poni-braids the 'Jills', just for fun?
DAMN! THAT'S RAYCISS!
I'd pay them whatever they asked....one dollar at a time
"The Gamesters of Triskelion."
me too, for 30 years, do i get a t-shirt or something?
I banged a Tennessee Titans cheerleader a few years back. no joke. she wasn't all i expected in bed, but then I'm used to California girls.
true story, met her at the Blackhorse pub, she didn't actually live in nashville, just 'nashville adjacent.'
they're cheaper by the dozen, i hear.
Coming up on 29 for us...ahhh, the soiled t-shirts.
I'll just leave it at that ;-)
The trysts in the forrest were the best. Rolling around hot and heavy on the beach at three am, not so much. There was a reason they kept their clothes on From Here to Eternity.
Miffed;-)
You can catch crabs on the beach.
Confucius say:
Woman who drink beer at the nude beach,
will get sand in her Schlitz.
Better question: Can she put her ankles behind her ears?
"I'll buy that for a dollar!
Hahhhaah! We've had our shots!"
Depends on services rendered and if I have to supply the drugs.
Clarence Boddicker, of course.
"Suit yourself Clarence... But Delta City begins construction in two months. That's two million workers living in trailers, that means drugs, gambling, prostitution...virgin territory for the man who knows how to open up new markets... one man could control it all, Clarence."
"Looks like we're going to be friends after all...Richard."
Ohhh a new TOY Can I Playyy?
as my brother would say some spinner bait on my hook and a dollar will be all she will need. she will pay me
"What Would You Pay An NFL Cheerleader?"
This is America, 2014. For free beer and wings, you could get 100 girls on the sidelines of any stadium in the country, and it would be one hell of a show. Just make sure you have a good FCC handler, or the fines will kill you.
'Im just gonna find an an ATM'
Dupe
True Story. I dated a Miami Dolphin cheerleader back in the 90's. One evening during a night out with her drinking and cavorting at a local gentlemens club, she got upset that I was a bit too cozy with one of the dancers. Needless to say, she went to valet, got in my car and ran me over as I was following her into the parking lot. She got arrested for drunk and reckless driving, I went to the hospital. 3 broken ribs and a separated shoulder.
What a great night...
Was she from Brazil by chance?
You should have taken her for a ride in the elevator.
The Brazilian girls are sooo jealous. The first time it's cute, the second time it should be, ok, take a hike, because they don't change, and you don't want that sort of headache
That should be a heads up for all you guys out there.
True story. I had a blonde high school varsity cheerleader with giant breasts offer her virginity to me close to graduation and I turned her down...
'cause she was crazier than a shit house rat
Bullshit! ; )
Now that's a "true story" I can believe. Something very similar happened to me, although in my case she wanted my virginity, not the other way around. The sad part is that I had a crush on the girl and I thought I really loved her, but this whole incident made me start seeing things in a different light.
"My angel is a centerfold," and all that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqDjMZKf-wg
Hot vs. Crazy...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhVSfIf-Kng
With men it would be Hot vs. Asshole. Same chart. Same logic.
You're stupid or a liar?
Rule #1: Never stick your dick in crazy. It just ain't worth the risk.
Dumbass.
at least you got to fuck her brains out during her prime and luckly for you, she didn't get pregnant
Got any pictures?
lol proud to be an asshole?
Why would you bring a girl out just to hook up with another chick?
Thats just being a psycopath retard.
In answer to your questions.
1. No.
2. She wanted to go to that particular venue. She had a friend working there. I knew the perils, and the possibility she was testing me. But when a gorgeous woman says let's go visit her hot friend at a strip club, something happens in the male brain. The cortex shuts down and the "lizard" brain (amygdala) becomes dominant. Logic was tossed to the wind in favor of remote possibilities. (Miffed Microbiologist would undoubtedly explain this better than myself. Although she would probably say I am rationalizing my abhorrent behavior)
3. Agreed. MsCreant covered this issue above.
All the best!!!
You sure about that?
How much did the Romans pay the Women who serviced the Gladiators?
dinner each day, it was customary
Those women paid the handlers of the gladiators for the priviledge of being serviced by them - they were like football stars. Maybe the gladiator got a tip.
$250 an hour. But if she brings a friend...
;-)
It's a hole squad
me too, but i only about 3 minutes worth....12 bucks, 50, cheaper and better than eating lunch.
How much to Fluff my Stuff?
One to beam up.
I got 100 an hour and a 5 dollar bottle of wine. No holds holes barred!
FIFY (O_O)
In this case that's 'holes' not holds dumbass. LOL.
$1 at a time.
I promise, only the tip.
"... penetration, however slight ..."
Bills should hire robot love dolls
What can I say? I'm talented AND good-looking!
I gotta a little side job for these girls.
$150 around the world.
hooker is way more expensive
Depends on the services I'm paying for and how hot she is.
They shouldn't complain.
Their value as high end hookers and trophy wives is wildly enhanced by the pom poms.
And then there is the Afterlife, after they've divorced their rich husbands for... "having cheated on them" (been set up in a Honeypot).
Sometimes the best ROI in "Digging for Gold" is in the Big City.
They are a depreciating asset. Good for maybe 2 years.
Remember Phyllis Smith from the TV show "The Office". She is clear proof about the depriciation.
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Phyllis+Smith+cheerleader&id=DD9EBF...
Not sure which version was scarier.
Remember Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia ...
http://i.imgur.com/3e3bw.jpg
Thank you god for not granting me one of my many requests way back then. Wow.
There are lots,
Kirstie Alley ...
from this: http://www.nndb.com/people/542/000023473/kirstiealley10a-med.jpg
to this: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/19/article-0-1BE8670F000005DC-617...
Rebecca de Mornay ...
Kirstie Alley finally earned enough dough from 'Cheers' to stisfy her appetite.
Carrie Fisher was frakkng HOT!
Now she looks like Jabba The Hut.
Where was she a burlesque dancer? Minot, ND?
Freddie, I was born in Minot, ND. No offense taken. Lots of beautiful German and Scandinavian girls there.
The problem is they often pull that 5-7 lbs per year trick on you.
Joke: What's the difference between a full grown heifer and a North Dakota housewife?
Answer: About 10 pounds.
By the way, my wife is a California native.
Oxymoron? "depreciating" = liability, not asset.
What kind of liability becomes less of a liability over time? Usually, it gets worse.
Silly human!
'OXYMORON' (definition): Two words that when used together contradict one another.
EXAMPLE:
"MILITARY" "INTELLIGENCE" (I.E., 'We have seen reports from Military Intelligence that confirm that 19 Arab males between the age of 17 and 34; led by a crazy religious zealot in a cave within the Tora Bora Highlands of Afganistan (using a laptop and a cellphone) managed to pull off the most devastating attack ever recorded in U.S. history; guiding the four planes flawlessly and hitting 75% of their targets; without a single fighter-interceptor being able to respond in a period of almost TWO HOURS; and managed to fly in to the most heavily-defended airspace in the entire world (and hit the most heavily-defended building in the world, the Pentagon').
It was 'Failure Of Imagination'.
'DEPRECIATING' actually means 'GOING DOWN IN MONETARY VALUE WITHIN A DEFINED TIMELINE'.
'DEPRICIATION' actually means 'The measurable amount of devaluing given a proscribed timespan'.
Sometimes, though, an object that appears to depriciate rapidly might actually be worth MORE in the future (see: 'Harrah's Las Vegas Nevada Automobile Auctions').
Hey, 'quikwit'...
Are you familiar with the definition 'non-sequitor', as it refers to statements made by ignoramuses?
You mean as in US Defense Department?
War is peace?
I would pay trey fiddy
Let's see.....
Putting her up in a secret "love" pad.
Jewelry
Cash outright
An iPhone every new release plus the entire unlimited cell plan
A car....scratch that....cars...
Clothes
Nightlife....Daytime shopping....a cruise after you've just gotten back from the cruise with the wife.
Day care....for after the "oopsies" baby is born.
Alimony for the wife .....after the "oopsies" baby is born.
Lawyers fees both ways.
You lose your job after you smack her for bitching at you about her lifestyle is now getting crimped with your wife's alimoney and the cost of the "oopsies" baby.
But you JJJJJJuuuuuust had to tap that.....didn't ya' ?
Every guy has a fantasy about banging a cheerleader.
Listen. Proof RalphSpoilSport == Jumbotron!
Wut?
Don't start yet, waiting on my popcorn!
I can't wait.
I fast-forwaded the rabbit/tevo thingie, and it said that 'Max Hedroom' and Andrew Breitbart and WB7 were revealed to be the SAME PERSON!
(SHIT! It looks like I watched a Steven King movie again. My apologies, nmewn.)
In MY world, the cheerleaders pay ME. Popcorn is 'extra'.
I guess I am never gonna get a cheerleader then, cuz there is no f'in way I am doing all of that for pussy. Even if I did have the money I wouldn't do it. Bitches are bitches.
......no matter how hot they are.....somewhere.......there's a guy saying " I'm tired of her shit"
I say this all the time. The single guys never believe it, though.
Wish I could up vote that 10x.
Yeah, you need to talk to that one guy, what's his name? Sterling, serling, something like that. Had a friend like that. Cost him a couple bills.
Definitely the Danger Zone in the Hot Crazy matrix
Sorry. Double tapped save.
A wise man once said "if you can drive it, fly it, or fuck it... Rent it.
I remember it more like "if it flies, floats, or fucks, then rent it."
#WarOnFootball
$500 to leave by 8AM the next morning
Charlie Sheen. Is that you??!!
Me thinks it's going to be a long night.
How much extra to do the dishes before leaving ?
What am I paying her to do?
For whatever the Jills want... $80k. The worthless marketing girls in my company do less than that. All they do is party plan.
To cheerlead? Nothing.
// //A bargain compared to my first wife.
No need to get married again- just find some bitch you hate, and buy her a house..........
Just another shovel of dirt on the coffin where the former United States lies. If Obama can declare higher minimum wages for Federal contractors, why can't all employees declare what they MUST be paid?
Employees already can declare what they must be paid, it's called accepting the job.
I'd pay a bill for her to buff my low.
elevator wages all around, that is what they get.
i say they should strike
back and strike. let them merchandise and sell the game
with the jerry sandusky foster boys, see how that works out.
Cheerleaders don't even need minimum wage. Their real wage is the publicity and attracting a successful (read: rich) mate.
My company did work for a former (now probably mid-40's and still smoking hot) Redskins cheerleader recently, trust me when I say it wasn't HER needing to buy the $10m home she was living in.
They can (and do) marry into money.
A wasting asset...especially the non-asian kind. In another 10 years if she needs to hawl ass, she will have to make three loads. If a man takes care of himself, doesn't go pussy crazy, has a decent job and doesn't drool on himself...he is in the catbird seat. Women and especially western women do not age well. They fall off the bush very fast. As one who is in his early 70's and who is married to an asian who is not only good-looking outside, but inside as well, and who is 30 years my junior (also the major bread winner) I always keep in mind the phrase when I was in asia...munching is not a city in asia. It's hard to go back to eating at Burger King after you have been used to fliet!
While I agree that Asian women have some incredible longevity in the looks department, I do not discout a good White woman who not only takes care of herself physically, but who takes care of herself mentally and spiritually as well. Perhaps those last two parts are equally important parts of the key.
Thank you.
Miffed;-)
sorry micro, we have this one eyed guy and his two friends that just hang out, waiting to ruin our lives. almost anything they get involved with makes a mess and logic has nothing to do with it.
Not always true. The one eyed heat seeking member and support crew are focused on ultimate pleasure and push the ambulatory part to find it. Sometimes through painstakingly planned searches ( or maybe just dumb luck) they both stumble upon one that can provide incredible sensual, sexual delights for the night and mental, spiritual connection and deep friendship during the day. Both are satisfied and complete.
I once asked a man to explain to me what it was like to be a man. To be constantly driven to have sex to where it consumes his mind all the time. At first, he just laughed at me saying there was no way to adequately explain it but I begged him to try. Finally, after a bit of thought, he told me this.
Imagine you walk through your day with a full bladder. Not so much as being painful but just irritating. Everything you do is marred by this irritation. Finally when you've just had enough and the pressure is too great, you go to the bathroom but only enough to where the pressure is relieved,
just enough to stand it again. This is masturbation. You are soon back to where you are before. Sexual intercourse is like relieving your bladder completely and the relief and release is total. Everything is bliss and you feel wonderful. Of course, the pressure will return but you can enjoy the moment of peace.
I was stunned. I immediately rushed home and told mr miffed he was from that point on to have as much sex as he wanted and as often as needed. I had no idea how awful it was for men. He said " dear fucking God, that guy deserves the Nobel Peace Prize to have finally found a way to communicate our dilemma to women!"
But, then again, I fell for the blue ball scam so,in my case, I may be just gullible to a well spun yarn. ;-)
Miffed;-)
I was gonna call you out on the blue ball thing, till you said it. Funny.
Thread hijack since no one is actually discussing the article (okay, I did below).
What do you think of this one? Some interesting accusations here:
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/13/opinion/a-feeble-response-to-ebola.htm...
Here are some excerpts:
A Feeble Response to EbolaLiberia has been hardest hit by the epidemic. So far the country has counted 1,224 likely Ebola deaths, of which 508 have been confirmed by laboratory testing. Most of its hospitals have either closed or are barely functioning. In Bong County, in the north, the two largest hospitals have been shuttered, leaving over 330,000 people without health care. As foreign staff depart, borders close and the last planes leave, it seems that the world intends to cut us off and allow us to die....
Though the risks to the West posed by Ebola are minimal, Western media have fanned irrational fears, fueling panic about the spread of the virus to Europe and North America rather than calling for international assistance to combat the crisis in West Africa. The Western press blames superstition, myths and ignorance for the virus’s spread through the region — not the fact that West African facilities are inadequate and overwhelmed; government finances are already stretched to capacity; there is widespread corruption and poor coordination among government agencies; and the international response has been pitiful.
Liberia, which emerged from its 14-year civil war in 2003, simply does not have the infrastructure to manage the Ebola crisis. It should not be expected to handle the worst outbreak of the world’s deadliest virus on its own. The international community must act now to stop the situation from spiraling further out of control.....
According to Red Cross representatives in Liberia, the crematorium in Monrovia is unable to keep up with the number of dead bodies it receives, and has had to turn away the highly contagious corpses of victims.....
The W.H.O., in an assessment released this week, found that in Montserrado county, which includes the capital, 1,000 beds are needed to treat infected Ebola patients; only 240 are currently available....
As medical facilities close due to fears of contamination, many people have become ill or have died from easily preventable and treatable diseases like malaria and diarrhea. The country imports at least half of its staple consumables; the suspension of many international flights to Liberia has only increased food insecurity. With prices rising and basic provisions dwindling fast, an uptick in refugees trying to escape across borders is inevitable....
How many more families must be wiped out, how many more Liberians must die before world leaders appreciate the severity of the situation, and act?
Thanks for this MsC. As someone who would be exposed in the early stages if this were to come here, I am watching this nervously. Just looking at simple influenza modeling which has a 3-4 day incubation period, the math is staggering. I am afraid to view an Ebola model. I inherently know what it would show. This MUST be contained and I am afraid we have lost our opportunity to do so. If this is truly airborne, it is definitely too late. Even with first world technology containment will be impossible.
Ebola historically has started in small villages and burned out when hosts spread themselves far enough apart to prevent further transmission. Slum conditions with people living in close proximity would be Ebola's Dream. Any population living as such would be vulnerable. I await word for an exposure in China and/or India though it will not be announced officially. When this is fact, I suspect pockets will explode all over the world. This happened during the Black Plague and went on for years.
I believe Liberia has been left for dead. That they are not even dealing with the corpses lying in the streets inviting further infections or zoonotic opportunities means the decision has been made to let " nature takes it's course". If the first world believed this to be a real threat they would act for their own self preservation. I am unsure once again if this is hubris or stupidity.
Keep your eyes open. I am unsure how to really prepare for this if it were to become reality. Knowing the truth will be kept hidden to prevent panic makes me most concerned.
Miffed ;-)
I could go back in the comments a while ago and find a place where I speculated that they are just going to let them die. Cougar_W pointed out that there really is no "let." I get what Cougs means, at a certain point the fire is raging and that is that, but at what point do you say "let it burn" and not try? I am not God, I cannot make a call like that and feel okay not to try to eradicate it while it is on their shore, not mine.
This is like ignoring a cancer you already have a biopsy for, and just sort of hope it does not spread and metastasize, but figure since it is just on a small, irrelevant part of your body, that you are just going to let it burn out, and you can clean up the scabs later. Foolish not to get it while it is over there, instead of here.
I liked how the article positioned it to blame it on western ignorance, instead of indigenous people's ignorance. It is stupid to think they have the resources to handle this on their own.
I feel good and bad about what I am understanding about the disease.
Good, first world medicine improves the odds of surviving this thing a great deal.
Bad, there is not enough "first world" capacity if the numbers get too big to help us over here. If the numbers get too big and overwhelm the medical system, it's all over. And the number will not have to get that big before the tipping point.
I wonder how much Ebola patient capacity there is?
This article says the US is not ready for Ebola:
http://www.cnn.com/2014/09/08/health/u-s-pandemic-unprepared/
What about dropping ebola cadavers on ISIS?
Could be a win-win.
Drop them on DC and run, then do a cordon sanitarie? I'd settle for just Wall Street.
Abbra-cadaver! Just like magic.
PBS just ran a very scary 30 minute documentary on ebola. You can find it on their site to watch on demand. The really scary part is the lack of adequate disinfectant. At the CDC, ebola is a top level quarantine, with hosed air and complete suits. In Africa, it's a brief stream of chlorine water and putting boots and gloves in the sun to dry. That ain't gonna get the job done.
Obama would be elected to a third term if he came out tomorrow and said he was pulling military out of the middle east to transfer spending to stopping ebola.
This is a frightening situation and it looks like our best and brightest are simply whistling past the graveyard. Or, they know they have access to the vaccine and to hell with everyone else. Where's the leadership on this thing?
1. One of the primary problems Liberia faces is that Ebola is combining with the high levels of Aids; so you already have a population that is more than susceptible to ebola infection. Numbers vary but if you go back to the Nicholas Cage move Lord of War, one of the main settings is Liberia where he turns down a sex "present" of two young women noting in his "thoughts" the high levels of Aids. The movie states it as 1-in-4 adults with Aids in Liberia.
2. What is "cured" with ebola? They just had a guy with ebola who "survived" and went home and had sex with his wife (actually think it was his girlfriend) who died shortly thereafter from ebola, this is in the last couple of weeks. Semen apparently doesn't get the message that the body is "cured" of ebola. This is a problem in a country with very significant sex, shall we say, sharing of partners: have sex, move on, have sex, move on.
3. Take a look at your map of Africa. Uganda now has ebola cropping up. Combine that with the Democratic Republic of Congo and the already hit countries on the coast of Africa and you have a pretty clean sweep across Africa. No going south and no going north without going through a country with ebola. Consider the ramifications.
4. Think it was the BBC that had a recent article noting that flights arriving from Africa are just coming in like rafts from Cuba off our own shore. These countries that once colonized Africa, and have kept a lot of their citizens there and kept themselves open to immigration from Africa are about a half-step away from their own crisis.
What a bunch of idiots. Only answer: cordon sanitairie. (sp?)
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somehow, somewhere in the space-time coexistence it landed in the wrong place ;
or just chalk it up to my newbieness!
I just hope Miffed is keeping safe.
I agree...but we are playing a statisical numbers game here. The white women who take of themselves physically, mentally and spiritually...and I might add "financially" are few and far between and picked off rather quickly. When you are looking for a diamond in the rough one doesn't go look in a lead mine. Sad really in our current culture.
I bet you wear cuckolds horns too. Pinche gringo pendejo...hahahhaha.
40 is that special time when Asian women change to looking like old asian men......you'll be the cutest looking gay couple around!
The ones you thought are 40 are probably 70. My 50 year old asian hottie looks 30.
Yes yes yes and yes.
OK, so what would you pay for an ASIAN NFL cheerleader?
They don't need it, but what's the point in not paying it? These lawsuits will cost enough money to pay the squad minimum wage for years if not decades.
It's obviously a job, yeah it has ancillary benefits but just pay minimum wage and avoid all this trouble ... stupid fucking penny pinchers.
Perfect subject for a Friday night.
I think I'll just drink a few beers and enjoy the comments!
Entertainment at its best!
Holy crap, I hate these videos with a weasle-dweeb poking his face in the camera while the real content you're interested in is flashed in 0.1 second intervals - dumb ass productions, inc.
$50 and some cheese puffs.
Hey, don't judge me!
What am I paying her to do?
$40/hr NFL blow job /nose bleed seats. All politically correct lost revenues.
311- Amber
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MSwihOwFX0Q
#bringbackourcheerleders
Are they good with a switch?
A NFL cheerleader here [ex] was banging a high school student, now she is engaged to him [now over 18]. Don't think he has a lot of money.
The crew on CNBC gets way more money than these ladies to cheerlead. At the end of the day what is Kelly Evans?
Who really gives a fuck about cheerleaders?
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